best plane

>>32775559
I want to inhale her exhaust fumes

>>32775565
The fuck

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>>32775591
did I fucking stutter?

>>32775565
exhaust fumes are deadly

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>>32775611
good thing her body doesn't run on jet fuel

>>32775559
I want to crash that plane
WITH NO SURVIVORS

Incest

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>>32775635

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>>32775559
Plane?

>>32775641
Damn Latias has great taste in weapons!

>>32775641
She'd surely ruin that touchscreen with those big meaty claws of hers.

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Flinching your team with no misses


also is togekiss a good cleric?

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more vehicle pokemon when?

I bed red plane's pee tastes like strawberries, I want to find out

lati fatty

>>32775702
That's a rocket

>>32777263

That's an easter egg

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>>32778933
togekiss is best plane!!!

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>>32775565
>>32775607
>>32775635
>>32777273
Fucking degenerates kys

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>>32783218
where the fuck do you think you are?

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>>32777263
>>32783124
Top tier taste lads
>>32783259
>he fell for the "everyone on /vp/ is a furfag" meme

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>>32783630
>giving a shit about non regulars that are going to get bored of shitting up /vp/ in a month

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>>32783649
I want you to read the comments >>32783218 quoted again, then reconsider the meaning of "shitting up /vp/"

>>32783678
I have done nothing wrong, the anime shitters are everything wrong with this board

>>32783678
there is literally nothing wrong with wanting to sniff latias's fumes

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Can I post best pokebando plane ?

>>32783843
>if you fill your room with exhaust gas you die
Thank you for the information.

>>32775607
Translation?

>>32783766
Post moar

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>>32783908

I'm curious how aerodynamic Latias and Latios are. Is there any physics anon reading this?

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>>32783843
>taking it this literally
you are such a retard, holy shit

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>>32783931
CoM (Center of Mass) is too far back. They would just backflip over as there`s nothing to compensate for it. No yaw control too, other than the ear fins, so they would go into a flat spin.The main body is similar to a flipped upsidedown wing so at increased speed the pressure would try to pitch them down heavily ( given that we ignore the CoM problem aswell as no yaw/pitch) control.

Latias/Latios would be a bad as a plane, but great for cuddling.

>>32783971
>latias will never do a flip on your dick

>>32783982
because she does it on Ash's weewee

>let's take lugia, make him smaller
>shit make 2
>one red one blue
>plebs ate it up

Lmao

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>>32784048
>he doesn't want to eat up latiass

>>32783896
Welcome home? Do you want some rice? Or a bath?

>>32783971
Thanks a lot, anon.
So I guess they just use their psychic powers on themselves to not look ridiculous while flying.
Hope they don't lose focus while doing so.

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>>32784048
I like all 3 of them. What is the problem here?

>>32783630
>meme
http://www.strawpoll.me/3489260/r

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>>32784072
I said some critical dumb stuff, but that is the general idea of it. I am sure that there`s actually someone who could explain it much better than i did.

>>32783937
>literally nothing wrong
>literally

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>>32784122
you know damn well what I meant by "exhaust fumes", don't play dumb with me

>>32784079
nice meme poll

>>32784151
nice deflection

>>32784091
I always assumed they used psychic power to fly (and thus wouldn't need a thrust vector aiming directly behind the plane, and can compensate for balancing issues), and the wings were just to generate lift at higher speeds to decrease the psychic load required to go faster

>>32775559
This fucker is wrecking my shit whenever it appears in my randomizer nuzlocke.

>>32784459
awoo~

latias and latios are one of the many "it just works" pokemon, arceus just didn't care

>>32775621
U U U U
U
U
U

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posting the real best plane

>>32786517
Lewd

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>>32783931
>>32783971
What about the megas?

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best guitar

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>>32783649
>Cringe thread meme.

>>32784079
Because nobody would want to make /vp/ seem more degenerate than it actually is to keep "normies" out, right?
Because a standard, non-pokefucker's reaction to seeing a poll/thread about fucking pokemon is to immediately get involved, right?
Because non-pokefuckers don't filter out threads with terms associated with Pokefucking, right?

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>>32786244

I want a latias to pee on a steel beam for science

>>32790080
believe whatever you want to believe lad

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>>32784048
>lugia
>him

>>32791077
Silver is a boy's name

>>32783218
Though I am not degenerate, that does not preclude me from wanting also to debate about the more delicate biological features of Pokémon.

>>32791856
Such that I believe them to be mammalian, yet lacking breasts. Possibly ovoviviparous.
Birds don't have hands...
But feathers are uniquely avian.
Lacking Bug-type, ergo not being insects.
Let's assume them to be Eutherians with hollow bones and soft feathers but a rubbery hide.

>>32791922
This is autism... I have been thinking about this intermittently for many minutes.
I do believe that it is most logical for the organs of generation to have their apertures within the blue and red triangles on the bellies of these two Pokémon.

>>32791965
Regarding the organs of generation...
They are not so birdlike (notwithstanding ducks and a few exceptions) as to surely lack external genitalia.
Let's just assume them to be more human than otherwise anticipated.
Since the proportion of the 'membrum virile' to body size is unusually great in humans...

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>>32792032
Such a device surely would be triangular... perhaps a foot in length.
This picture is unrelated.

>>32792061
When you have a pure mind and pure heart, there is no limit whither you are unable to exert yourself.
I can freely think about such things, and there is no personal shame in the truth. Being articulate helps a lot.
Stop masturbating.
Latios and Latias helped me out of a very dark time in my life.

>>32786733
Megas still have the same issue of CG being too far back (aka, phat ass, tiny head) and would have the same problems.

>>32786733
They don't exist in my headcanon.
The designs are ugly more often than not and I find them to be more unrealistic than most Pokémon design elements.

>>32791856
>>32791922
>>32791965
>>32792032
>>32792061
>>32792079
How droll this is. You all are fornicating illiterates, seeing this having zero responses.
Read a dictionary, you amential clods.

>Latio+Latia's

Flying lemons, I bet Lugia can out turn and out battle both of them while being a actual legendary. Multirole Pokemon were a mistake

>>32790907
>Dierigimini!
I'll give you a million dollars if you can figure out what that means. Not only is it based on a classically unattested verb "dierigo", found only in the (possibly fossilized) perfect passive participle "dierectus", but it being the second person plural passive imperative means that it's also addressing the people to whom I responded in >>32794210.

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I'd like to see Latios as a writer too.

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>>32795394
Wait. I'm fulfilling my own request.

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>>32796698

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>>32798306

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I'M MORE THAN A BIRD
I'M MORE THAN A PLANE

>>32798790
Ripoff.
2002
vs.
2010
Huh. I actually like this design.
A Digimon design that is actually visually appealing.

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>>32798654

>>32799930
Or maybe its the triangular eyes? I don't like how the guns are asymmetrical.

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>>32783971

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>>32792123
Glass cannons are cute

>>32799940
>lowers defense
>describing what a basic attack does

What kind of spaz wrote this

>>32798644
I'm still working on it.

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>>32802419

>>32799970
They aren't asymmetrical, they're just arms at different angles.

>>32777270
Is tht a digimon

>>32802653
Global conspiracy something something hanging from lampposts

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>>32803746
Splash one

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latias is my wife!

>>32803885
fox two

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>>32784048
That's not how they came up them though

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>>32806835
why does it feel like all the good threads are on life support

>>32808645
Why is Latios so big and Latias so smol?

>>32804564
What's the story? And what's up with that pic?

please post plane greentexts

>>32810246
I have one, but it's a kind of a joke and you have to really want to see it.
>>32809382
For protection.

>>32810172
I'm not entirely sure what that image is supposed to be, but I've seen it a few times before. It might be a beta version of Blaziken or Latias. Alternatively, it could be a concept for a totally different Pokemon that eventually got scrapped, but then had some details reworked into the design of both Blaziken and Latias.

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>ywn have a romance this pure
Every time I look at this image I die a little more

>>32811930
Damn I can't imagine Blaziken and Latias of all pokemon sharing their inception, let alone that thing as a possible starter.

>>32813906
I'd like to hear the full story myself as well.

bump

>Veritas et Fraus:Pars prima trium librorum.
>Primus “fanatica-fictio” Lingua Latina autisticissime scriptus. Fabula de amore (romanico, ut paronomasia sit) inter duo Pocemanos, qui Quintus Tullaque, dracones, vocantur. Deferunt globalem pessimum pravissimum paedophiliacum conspiratum. Ratione ‘Em’ pro multo explicito contento. Religio, res politica, philosophia hic sunt.

>What did he mean by this

>>32816141
whoops
"fanatica-fictio" is feminine. Clearly it's New Latin for fanfiction.
So it should be "Prima"
and not "Primus".
Since participles are treated just like adjectives, "scriptus" should be "scripta"
Also "Lingua Latina" is in the Ablative case, but I can't mark macrons here.

>>32816141
>>32817053
I'll give you your damn literal translation. Unkenning, unwitting, and unlatined ye all are.
>Truth(verity) and deceit(fraud):[the] part [the] first] of-three-of-books.
>[The] first "fanatic-fiction" (fanfiction) using-[the]-Latin-tongue most-autistically having-been-written. A story(fable) regarding love (Roman, as the pun may-be) (because the word Romance comes from Romanicus) among [the] two Pokémon, which Quintus and-Tulla, [the] dragons, they-are-called. [They] take-down [the] global most-bad most-depraved paedophilic conspiracy (I really should have used conjurationem, since this here literally means [a] breathing-together).
In-[the]-respect-of-[the]-rating [the letter] 'M' for-much-for-explicit-for-having-been-contained. Religion, [the] affair political, philosophy here are.

>>32817213
If I had used the word "coitio" I would have had another pun, since it means both coitus and a conspiracy. Literally "a meeting together". http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.04.0059:entry=coitio

>>32817886
>"You want to sleep on my belly again? Guess it can't be helped...<3"

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>>32817994
Is that the actual translation?

>>32818102
It is.

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>>32811888
i REALLY want to see it

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>>32820935
I accidently overwrote the original version. I had stored it in my copy-paste slot.
>Be evotard
>See 1000 year old airport
>See planes of different sizes and shapes
>"These planes obviously had a common ancestor!"
>Arranges planes from smallest to largest
>"Proof of common descent!"
>It must have taken millions of years for these planes to evolve.
>therefore... the dust on my shoes proves that it's millions of years old! How else could we have gotten here certainly without mechanics?
>This airport used to never be dusty, therefore, it took millions of years for the dust to form.
>Mechanics aren't real
Now realize that life itself is much more complicated than an airplane. Airplanes aren't self replicating, but tell me how sexual reproduction, an extremely complicated process (and anyone who says otherwise is deceiving himself) evolved without the benefit of the genetic diversity produced by sexual reproduction.
I pulled the wool off my eyes.
Something like that?
You really wanted to see it.

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>>32820935

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Best plane indeed

A few more sentences:
>Hic liber involvit themata quae volō excitāre mentēs animōsque neque arrigere corpora lēctōrum in peccātiōnem. Rēs intimae ērubescant vōs (etiam auctōrem) Sed necesse est et causam sciō.

>Religiōsa themata erunt mājōra intima quam biologicae actiōnēs erunt.

>Limon hic liber non est. Cōnsīderāte hunc librum muriāticum acidum aut sāpō aut līx (paronomasia hīc est) aut causticum aut flamma esse.

>>32822607
Since there are no articles in Latin (a, an, the):
Word order is also more free, because it is a highly inflected language. Verbs are generally placed at the end of clauses. Hyphens connect single words.
Literal translation:
>This book involves themes which I-wish to-excite/raise the minds and-souls and-not to encourage the bodies of-the-readers into sin.
>The religious themes will-be greater more-profound/intimate than the biological actions will-be.
> A lemon this book not is. Consider (ye!) this book muriatic acid (i.e. Hydrochloric acid) or soap or lye/ash (a pun here is) or caustic-medicament or a flame to be.

desu I have no trouble reading my literal translations, but perhaps that is just something used to which I have gotten. Does anybody have trouble reading these?

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Ash's ass belongs to Latias

>>32822690
I'm scaring myself and I'm not sure why.

>>32822690
>Does anybody have trouble reading these?
I feel like I'm going to catch autism from looking at your posts. Please stick to planeposting.

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>>32822741
Lye indeed. It burns me too.
I did this to myself through education and I regret nothing. I'm still in a better place than I would be had I not learned the truth of the world.
It is the most peculiar feeling.
It's the uncertainty that frightens me.
As if I were an impossible object like a Penrose triangle.

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>>32822941
What Pokémon would Seth Rich be?
Pangoro

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Rufa dracaena est pulcherrima.
The red she-dragon is exceedingly-beautiful.

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I love the music of Bach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lDIhd001Wc
It's going to be laundry detergent. When you read it, you get cleaner.
When you have the couple be as pure and pious as can be, the readers will find no problems with their romance. I want them to superlatively detest the devil-worshiping cabal. The religious aspects put everything in perspective. I'm even writing sections of the Vulgate but with the Pokémon universe (still no humans, though).
The idea is to make something with as few contradictions as possible. That's why I'm planning to make so many changes to the canon. It will more closely resemble the real world.

>>32824998
Quintus is a writer. Rejected by society for his political views, he was kicked out of University despite being exceedingly intelligent. He has a cabin out in the countryside.
Tulla is an exceedingly talented artist. The daughter of hoteliers, from the city of Potumaris in the state of Winnegan.
Since Quintus has become so despondent while doing a recent investigation, discovering many depraved actions, he decides that he needs some pure art to cheer himself up by reminding himself that beauty still exists in the world. He calls up Tulla and asks for some art.
Tulla, coming to a similar conclusion, decides that she needs a friend or mentor. Someone who can always discern the light from the darkness.

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>>32825145
Some choice excerpts:
> This rejection had not changed his personality. He knew that what mattered was the truth, and the goodness of information was based on how similar it was to the truth. This rejection was not unexpected: he had suffered through years of lies; these had not deceived him because of his knowledge of the truth. There was a lot of ignorance in his world. Through personal struggles, he had managed to educate himself. He could not give all the credit to himself for doing this, however. He knew that it wasn't about him, anyway. There was only One's opinion that really mattered.

>She was reading a book. She had a remarkable knowledge of History. To the book she was reading, she would often return again and again. It was a special book.
>She was studious. There was a remarkable grace about how she behaved, Even down to the turning of pages.
>There was an innocent beauty about her, and yet there was a sense of maturity developed by her urbane education. There were few liker her in the world, but what about them? She would like to see them.
>When she was a girl, she had consecrated herself in oblation. This had influenced her life choices greatly.
>She was a painter. was admiring depicting the beauty of the natural world. This was despite her living in the suburb. She didn't like to hang around the other artists, however. They had failed her spectacularly with their fallacious worldviews based on mulct, deception and a corrupted reality. She could not fathom how such an idea had permeated every facet of society. Nonetheless, she could perceive the true beauty of things, and she depicted them in her artwork. Many had been attracted by her artwork, but strongly repelled by her worldview.

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>>32825351
I have a bunch of unorganized text fragments. They may or may not be included, but I write them to give myself ideas.
>He often thought it strange for himself to hold such a level of contempt for his physical design.
>He was not especially enamored with the design of his own body. Sure, there were some parts which he thought to be well placed (like his ears). (He, after a period of meditation, and self-reflection, realized that just because he could not easily see how well-designed something was, did not mean that it was not well-designed.)
(When the author realized this, it consolidated his appreciation of reptiles.)
>... But his organ of generation troubled him the most greatly out of all his other organs. His stubby "legs" were quite bad, but it was the prominent placement that caused him to think of it as a peculiar defect.
>(Ironically, this is a favored Pokémon among some, and detested among others. This should be discussed.)
>At night he would sometimes grow. This could sometimes leave a discharge on the sheets... But it would often not be ejected until his matutinal micturition.

>>32822690
Oops. I skipped two sentences.
>The issues/things intimate they-will-cause-to-blush yourselves (and-even the author) But necessary it-is and the cause/reason I-know.

>She didn't see the world in black & white, as many had accused. She saw the world in color. She had studied abstract algebra, world literature, watercolor painting, calligraphy, descriptive writing, several languages, archaeology, floral gardening, playing musical instruments, poetry, theology, and the culinary arts.
>She was merely being a good steward, that is all. Was she the only one of her kind? She sold her art to make ends meet...
>... She shook her head in dismay at the television set. That's not art, it's money laundering, sheer arrogance! The pictures on Jacob Elafantis' Instasnap account had convinced her of the seriousness of the situation. "I mean, why else would anyone have a headless stature in his house mirroring a popular seral killer's style? Something doesn't add up, anyway, anyhow."
>A new evil was rising. The reporters crowded around the "fresh" face. It was pallid, asymmetrical,, with two lobes of pure black hair protruding from both sides of the crown.
>"Will you defend the statements in your most recent book, 'Gender & Species'?
>"Yes. All of my accusers are intolerant and backwards. I only do real science."
>Quintus stared with shock & disgust at the television.
>"The shocking statements in Aldeviley's book have led lawmakers to dismantle outdated laws in dozens of regions."
>Quintus was seething, rage roiling in his head. That damnable liar!
>At the end of this puff piece on that scumbag, the story that followed soon after also caught his attention.
>"There was a fake news story a while back that stated that 'Meteor Table Tennis'' basement, which it doesn't even have, was the operation hub for a large child sex trafficking ring headed by Juan Melosta and Lillie Flint. This led a gunman to 'self-investigate' MTT, and, discovering that there was no basement, he was arrested by the authorities. Edward Murray Welsh was his name."
>Quintus looked up his name and found that he was an actor in several movies.

>>32828084
>He was furious. He levitated the television set in rage. This was (C)ertainly (N)ot (N)ews. It was unadulterated propaganda. Why was he even watching it? How had the press become so corrupted? What was the depth of the depravity? He had done his research and had come to the conclusion that something fishy was going on.

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>>32822285
oh i was talking about the greentexts that involved sexual acts with a plane
carry on

>>32775620
>Pokepuff farts
HNNNNNNG

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>>32829293
>Some guy from the fourth dimension appears in your room
>He gets into your room even though you locked all doors
>He starts as a floating speck which grows in size
>You hand him a knot
>Rope_knots_are_useless_in_the_4th_D.png
>He unties it without trying
>he hands you two planes
>tells you to tie them into a knot
>Pic related
I don't know if I even did it correctly.

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Is this how Latias threads usually go?

>>32830573
yes

>>32831703
We're that bad.

>>32830573
we talk about going full throttle and using jet fuel as lube

>>32783971
>>32792096
So, hypothetically, trying to build a Latias robot replica that flies would not be a wise idea? That's too bad.

>>32835699
The more CoM is alligned with CoL (Center of lift) the more stable the thing would be.

You would have to move the CoM forward, which could be done with weights, but there's still the other problems.

Now I wonder how aerodynamically stable it would be.

>>32838274
Fill the back with helium

>>32838307
It would float more easily then

BulbaSAUR
IvySAUR
VenuSAUR

CHARmander
CHARmeleon
CHARizard

SquiRTLE
WartoRTLE
>blastoise

>>32841134
because blasturt(le)
sounds like bastard

>>32841142
Hmm.
So the localizers were forward-thinking.

>>32841142
blastle sounds like asshole too

>>32841134
I noticed this while beginning the arduous process of translating every Pokémon name into a Latin calque from the English or Japanese versions (whichever is better will be kept).

>>32841407
They should have named it Batertle

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>>32841134
So far I have
Bulbus + Stellio
Hedera + Stellio
Dionaeia + Stellio
Favilla + Salamandra
Favilla + Chamaeleon
Favilla + Lacerta
Silanus + Tartarucha
Bellum + Tartarucha
Diruptio + Testudo
for calques of the English starter names.
Rate?

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>>32844354
Stellio refers any spotted lizard.
Bulbus means bulb.
Hedera means ivy.
Dionaea means Venus (Aphrodite, Ancient Greek metonymy, "daughter of Dione") (in the species name for the Venus Flytrap, Dionaea muscipula. Muscipula means mousetrap in Latin)
Favilla means hot cinders or glowing ashes. Charmander isn't black, so I didn't use Latin carbo (coal). Or would 'amburere' (to burn around) be a better word?
Salamandra means Salamander
Chamaeleon is the same as in English, chameleon.
Lacerta means lizard.
Silanus means a jet of water from a fountain. Tartarucha is a turtle (Late Latin)
Bellum is a war.
Diruptio means a bursting or explosion.
Testudo means a shell or tortoise.

>>32844628
Bulbitellio (5 syllables) Bowl-bee-tell-lih-oh
Hederellio (5 syllables) Heh-deh-rell-lih-oh
Dionaellio (5 or 6 syllables) Dih-oh-naw-ell-lih-oh
Amburemandra (5 syllables) Awm-boo-reh-mawn-draw
Amburemaeleon (6 syllables) Awm-boo-reh-my-leh-ohn
Amburecerta (5 syllables) Awm-boo-reh-kehr-taw
Silanirucha (5 syllables) Sih-law-knee-rue-khhhaw
Bellirucha (4 syllables) Bell-lee-rue-khhhaw
Diruptistudo (5 syllables) (I love how this one sounds) Dee-roup-tee-stew-doe

>>32844898
It's quite fun to do.

>>32845679
But it's also time-consuming.

What was your favorite appearence of Lati@s in pokemon media, friends?

>>32847492
there aren't enough

There are too many ways to say cup in Latin.
>Scyphus
>Calix
>Poculum
>Corolla
>Batioloa
>Batiaca
>Anancaeum
>Capis
>Culigna
>Accetebulum
>Calathus
>Cissybium
>Ciborium
>Calyx
>Cymbium
Google Translate doesn't recognize even half of them.
(There's still no good word for Bell in Bellsprout.)

>>32847574
The movie

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>>32847492
Flashback from Rise of Darkrai and any future.

>>32847820
Imagine if the Pokémon writers put the same amount of effort into the show as they do into the movies.

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Boi

I've worked with 2/3rds of the English translations of the 1st generation so far.

>>32849699
But I am making progress.

>>32775611
Shhh, let him learn.

>>32847707
Though when you have over 2000 years of continuous usage, among educated speakers likely to have a large vocabulary, it's bound to happen. Most of these are Ancient Greek loanwords.
Confusingly, Calix and Calyx come from different Ancient Greek words.

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>>32777270

>>32784857
Speculative Pokébiology, people.

>>32851649
Discreetly, one of the reasons that Latin was used for Linnaean taxonomy is so that new words could be coined without objection. Latin and Greek put together also have more (single) words for animals and plants than in native English.
That doesn't mean that I fetishize over Latin. On the contrary, I enjoy the native Germanic part of English. If you've ever seen the Anglish wiki, you'll see what I mean by native Germanic part. I love the idea of bringing back those words.
I hope to learn Old English one day, as well as Ancient Greek and Japanese.
Iċ leornean Ænglisċe sprǣċe hopie.
Anglicam Antiquam Linguam discere spiro.

>>32851861
Oops. I meant to say "spero", not "spiro". There's a big difference between breathing and hoping.
>Ic = I (first person singular pronoun)
>Leornean = to learn
>Ænglisċe = feminine accusative of adjective meaning English, clearly the old kind
>sprǣċe = feminine accusative word meaning speech, language
>hopie = first person singular form of verb meaning "hope"
If Old English follows a similar sentence structure to Latin, then it won't be hard to learn.

Why has this thread been alive for nearly 10 fucking days?

>>32851950
Autism. Actual autism, not the ironic kind everyone uses to insult each other.

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>>32851649
They used to teach Latin in schools until a Marxist named John Dewey promoted an education system based on conformity, standards, and the illusion of freedom to indoctrinate students. He's the main reason that the American education system spends so much money, and is still bad.

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Thanks for plane images, anons.

>>32851991
Can confirm.
It's better than what is here normally.
>40% of /vp/ is cancer (bait, starter wars, gen wars, character wars, everything competitive, meme circlejerking, fake leaks)
>20% of /vp/ is degenerate (fetish, poképhiles)
>20% is both (waifu wars, porn raids)
>20% is autism (drawthreads, writethreads, art threads)

Also, if anybody tells me what is his favorite Pokémon, I'll give you the "official" Latin translation of its name.

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>>32852921

>poképhiles
>only 20%

Hi. You must be new here.

>>32854971
I was talking about thread content

>>32783218
why are latiasfags such degenerates?

>>32855255
Ὦ kτηνοβάται,
ἀποθνήσkkετε!
We should start calling them ctenobatae.
http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.04.0057:entry=kthnoba/ths

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>>32852921
>Pokephiles
>Not cancer

You disgust me.

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>>32855839
this board would be dead without us

>>32855920
That'd be for the best at this point

>>32855965
then leave, we aren't going anywhere

>>32855839
Poképhiles are cancer, but some are doubly cancerous.
>>32855793
oops. I misspelled the word die
>>32855297
A majority of this board appears to be degenerate.
That could change someday. A sudden influx of autism, perhaps?

>>32856039
>A sudden influx of autism, perhaps?
the hypefags always get bored within a month or so, we always take back what is ours in time

>>32852921
I'm surprised that nobody has taken up this offer yet.

>>32856051
The level of degeneracy appears to be constant, but, surrounding the release of a new game, there is more cancer.

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>>32856077

10. Eruca
11 Transformatio Chrysallis
12. Papilio Laxus
13. Vermis Acus
14. Bombylis
15. Apis Pungo
16. Columbus -ulus
17. Columbus
18. Columbus Ales
19. Rattus Tuxtax
20. Rattus Eradico
21. Hasta Passer
22. Metus Passer
23. Serpens
24. Naja
25. Bombus Trit
26. Tonitrus Trit
27. Harena Sorex
28. Harena Prosectus
29. Duplex Rhinocerissa
30. Duplex Rhinocerissa
31. Duplex Rhinocerissa Regina
32. Duplex Rhinoceros
33. Duplex Rhinoceros
34. Duplex Rhinoceros Rex
35. Clavis Diva
36. Clavis Fabula
37. Vulpes Sex
38. Novem Cauda
39. Titubo Sufflo
40. Torsio Durus
41. Battuo Vespertillo
42. Gurgulio Vespertillo
43. Extraneus Radix
44. Maestities
45. Foedus Crista
46. Parasitus
47. Parasitus Cimex
48. Virus Culex
49. Virus Myloecus
50. Fossus -ulus
51. Fossus Tria
52. Maumat Os
53. Persianus
54. Anas Psychocinesis
55. Aurum Anas

>>32857651
56. Simia
57. Primus Clura
58. Fremitus Gracilis
59. Reconditus Canis
60. Gyrinus Adulor
61. Gyrinus Vortex
62. Gyrinus Ira
63. Pythagoras
64. Apollonius
65. Solomon
66. Masculus Abscido
67. Masculus Offoco
68. Masculus Campio
69. Scyphus Planta
70. Lacrimatio Scyphus
71. Victoria Arbor Scyphus
72. Tentaculum Mansuetus
73. Tentaculum Saevus
74. Geodes Thius
75. Glarea
76. Glaeba
77. Cabillio Cauda
78. Rapidus Favilla Occasio
79. Piger
80. Piger Frater
81. Magnes Acarus
82. Magnes -tos
83. Arcessitus
84. Raphus Duo
85. Raphus Tria
86. Phoca
87. Ros Dugongus
88. Illuvies
89. Colluvies
90. Testa -tor
91. Caustrum Ostrea
92. Metuculosus Foedus
93. Frequentator
94. Alter Ego
95. Ophicardelos
96. Soporus Zeta
97. Hypnoticus
98. Cancer Irritabilis
99. Uca Rex
100. Voltium Orbis

>>32857945
101. Electrodus Diruptio
102. Exsequor Ovum
103. Exsecutor Ovum
104. Catulus Os
105. Medula Tax
106. Phanas
107. Varazdat
108. Linctus Lingua
109. Tussiens
110. Anhelitus
111. Rhinoceros Cornu
112. Rhinoceros Donaldus
113. Fortuitus
114. Nodosus
115. Cingischam Macropus
116. Equus Mare -ulus
117. Draco Mare
118. Hipurus Regina
119. Mare Rex
120. Stella Te
121. Stella Me
122. Dominus Mimus
123. Falx
124. Jynx
125. Electricus Crepitus
126. Magma
127. Lucanus
128. Taurus
129. Magicus Carpa
130. Hydrus
131. Locus Lacus
132. Idem
133. Evolutio
134. Defusio -tio
135. Vattium -tio
136. Flagrans -tio
137. Polygonum
138. Nautilus
139. Nautilus Stella
140. Galea
141. Galea Super
142. Aer Volucer
143. Sterto Laxus
144. Congelo Monas
145. Fulmino Dyas

>>32858080
146. Fusilis Trias
148. Minimus Draco
149. Draco Palatinus
150. Miau Secundus
151. Miau
And I haven't really looked at the Japanese names yet. I haven't checked the beta English names yet. I haven't incorporated any Ancient Greek yet.

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>>32857651
>>32857945
>>32858080
>>32858119
was this meant for a different thread?

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>>32858181
Just showing >>32841424
So it was planned earlier.

>The Anime protagonist is Cinis Captumeos.
>His Bombitrit won't stay in his SinusSphera.

>>32857651
>Extraneus Radix
it's canonicly Oddium Wanderus.

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>>32858383
Typus (Types):
Normal: Ordinarius
Grass: Herba
Water: Aqua
Fire: Flamma
Electric: Electricitas
Fighting: Pugnans
Dark: Dolosus
Psychic: Mentalis
Steel: Chalybs
Poison: Virus
Rock: Saxum
Ground: Humus
Bug: Cimex
Flying: Volans
Fairy: Fada
Ghost: Phantasma
Dragon: Draco
Ice: Glacies

>>32858398
Huh. Also Kabutops maximus.
That's a taxonomic name, not what I was going after. And I wasn't listing scientific names; I was taking the words that "made up" the English names and translating them.
Also, that name doesn't make sense. "W" isn't a letter in Latin (nearly always... those medieval scholars messed up big time, grammar and spelling), and adjectives must agree with the word that they modify in gender, number and case. Oddium is neuter, because the generic name must be a noun, and all nouns in the nominative case ending in "um" are neuter, so it should be Oddium Vanderum or Oddium Vanderi (if wanderus isn't an adjective, it will probably take the genitive case. This could be a fourth declension singular genitive, but there are comparatively few words in the 4th Declension of nouns, and 90% came from verbs. I made a list for myself of them, because I was curious as to the exact number of words in the 4th Declension. There are about 1000, if one counts spelling variants separately. )
It's clearly the GERMANIC word "wander", from Old English "wandrian", latinized. There is no need to do this if there is a suitable Latin equivalent. "Vagus" is one. It should be Oddium Vagum.

>>32858181
Have you been following the thread at all? This guy's been rambling about his dead language for nearly a week now. You can barely call this a Latias thread at this point.

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>>32858723
>Dead language
Latin Wikipedia has more articles than Urdu, Azerbajani, Hindi, Thai, Georgian, Tamil, Welsh, Macedonian, Latvian, etc.
Latin has been in continuous usage for over 2000 years; it is the official language of the Holy See, is used in biology, the courts, medicine. 2/3rds of the English language comes from Latin, or Latin through French.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contemporary_Latin#Living_Latin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Latin_translations_of_modern_literature

I'm pretty sure that the inspiration for the Eon Duo was Latin. The name Lati@s is likely derived from the adjective Latius, meaning "related to the city of Latium". Latium was the capital region of the Roman empire.
Alto Mare is an imitation of Italy, specifically Venice. This would make sense. I idealize Latin just as I idealize Lati@s. Do you see it?
That a Latias thread became a Latin thread is not so unusual.
What else would be the discussion?
>It's not like there's something worth having missing. The best Latias threads have no discussion, I would agree, but only because a majority of /vp/ is degenerate.
If you hate discussion so much, then the rest of this thread will happen with no discussion at all. Just pictures.

>>32858398
But I will say that this is an astute observation. Meaningful discussion.

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>>32858723
>majority pokephile
>waifu thread
>meaningful discussion
And nothing of value was lost

>>32835654
jet fuel causes cancer
Coincidence? I think not

Congratz, this shitty latias thread is officially 10 days old, you autists

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>>32861003

>>32775620
Though can she still melt steel beams?

>>32775702
> Trump Pokemon Guns...

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>>32861399

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Confession: on my first Latios drawings, I put the ailerons on the wrong side. It was furtively bothering me for a while. But now I notice when other artists make the ears too long, the eyes the wrong color, the belly too rounded, etc.
I'm not a great artist. It's probably because I don't do art often enough.

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EUREKA! I've solved the mystery of the inspiration behind the Eon duo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lares
>Ancient Greek and Roman authors offer "heroes" and "daimones" as translations of "Lares";
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Heroes
>In the 4th century AD the Christian polemicist Arnobius, claiming among others Varro (116–27BC) as his source, describes them as once-human spirits of the underworld, therefore ancestral manes-ghosts; but also as "gods of the air", or the upper world. He also – perhaps uniquely in the literature but still claiming Varro's authority – categorises them with the frightful larvae.
>In Roman mythology, the lemures /ˈlɛmjəriːz/ were shades or spirits of the restless or malignant dead,[1] and are probably cognate with an extended sense of larvae /ˈlɑːrviː/ (from Latin larva, "mask") as disturbing or frightening
>Those colored annuli on Lati@s' faces are representations of masks
>(劇場版ポケットモンスター 水の都の護神 ラティアスとラティオス Gekijōban Poketto Monsutā Mizu no Miyako no Mamorigami Ratiasu to Ratiosu, lit. "The Guardian Gods of the City of Water: Latias and Latios")
>Lares were believed to observe, protect and influence all that happened within the boundaries of their location or function. The statues of domestic Lares were placed at the table during family meals; their presence, cult and blessing seem to have been required at all important family events. Roman writers sometimes identify or conflate them with ancestor-deities, domestic Penates and the hearth. Because of these associations, Lares are sometimes categorised as household gods but some had much broader domains. Roadways, seaways, agriculture, livestock, towns, cities, the state and its military were all under the protection of their particular Lar or Lares.

>>32865503
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genius_(mythology)
>The Christian theologian Augustine equated the Christian "soul" with the Roman genius, citing Varro as attributing the rational powers and abilities of every human being to their genius.[3]
>Soul Dew
>Houses, doors, gates, streets, districts, tribes, each one had its own genius.[4] The supreme hierarchy of the Roman gods, like that of the Greeks, was modelled after a human family.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genius_loci
Alexander Pope: Consult the genius of the place in all;
That tells the waters or to rise, or fall;
Or helps th' ambitious hill the heav'ns to scale,
Or scoops in circling theatres the vale;
Calls in the country, catches opening glades,
Joins willing woods, and varies shades from shades,
Now breaks, or now directs, th' intending lines;
Paints as you plant, and, as you work, designs.
>Tells water to fall
>Paints
>The Roman imperial cults of the Emperor and the imperial house developed in part in connections with the sacrifices made by neighborhood associations (vici) to the local genius. These 265 local districts[1] had their cult organised around the Lares Compitales (guardian spirits or lares of the crossroads), which the emperor Augustus transformed into Lares Augusti along with the Genius Augusti.[2]
>Genius loci are usually portrayed as being extremely powerful and usually also very intelligent, though there is a great deal of variability on these points.
>It's a dead ringer.
Case solved.

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>>32861003
because it is the best plane

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Some theodicy and temporal considerations.
I had a deep thought about how the future doesn't exist, because it is based on the freely chosen actions of people in the present, which are not fixed and determined. (Even fedoras could make an appeal to quantum indeterminacy here.)
If the future is predetermined, then the Creator is engaged in mental masturbation. There is no way around this without imagining a contradictory universe, in which the Creator is necessarily imperfect. (Predestination "paradox" is really three undesirable outcomes)
If the future is completely random, then the Creator is totally incomprehensible, capricious, fell, and inconsistent. Worse than determinism, it's God the Nihilist. It really is equivalent to nihilism (take note, fedoras)
But if the future is based on our meaningful choices where it is applicable, and determinate where we did not choose anything, then we start to get meaningful free will reconciled with omnibenevolence.
The Creator must permit us to be a taste of eternity, that we might make meaningful decisions, being in his image. I don't think that we can comprehend this. If every word in all languages can be defined in terms of the other words in that language or in other languages, whence did the words come originally? It's an infinite recursion of definitions; it wraps over itself like a fractal. Goedel's incompleteness theorem likely applies here.

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>>32869428
But then I thought that the past can't be said to exist, but only a copy of the past (even an exact duplicate not really being the same) is able to be brought to the present. Even omnipotence engendering omniscience would not replace this.
But the present can be thought to be an infinitesimally thin boundary between the past and the future, neither of which exist.
Like a Dedekind cut among rational numbers. But this can not be done between states that do not exist. So the present itself can't exist either.
What if the present, past and future don't exist? What exists? The things in the present, but not the present itself.
Like a deleted file on a computer.

>>32871134
Can someone fix this so they're looking at this thread?

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>>32871333
the most shocking revelation

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>>32871526
Here's a better version.

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rare

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I prefer blue plane, but both of them are adorable and great in battles.

>>32875690
I agree. But the red plane has more art. My folder called "Mulier" (female) has more than thrice as much art as the folder called "Mas" (male). I cleaned out my "Dragons" folder by making these two folders.There's also "Ambo" (both), art that features both dragons.
(I just finished organizing all my stuff into folders.)

Things that I don't like to see on Latios or Latias:
Too rounded of a body
Too prominent of wing attachments
Depressed forehead shape
Too rounded (of heads)
Excessively metallic or shiny artwork
Hands that aren't elongated enough
Claws on the backside of the hand instead of near the front.
Rabbit ears.
Ears with more than two creases.
Ears that are too long.
Latias having an excessively long tail stub.
Incomplete lines.
Blue-eyed Latios.
Black eyes.
The front red triangle crease being too angular on Latias. Too rounded, as well
Hands tucked into the body. (Yes, I know that this was part of the original design. But that should only be while flying, not posing for a picture.) In some contexts, it doesn't make sense.
Chest triangles too thin, or too rounded.
Megas.(Even more than Z-moves, because those were at least humorous.)
Innocent-looking pictures that are made by an artist with a depressingly degenerate output. (e.g. homosexual-Latios artist). Bonus points if this trend seems recent.
Pictures that are innocent to you personally, but are obviously someone else's fetish, so that they no longer seem so innocent. (Any picture of Pokémon inside food counts as this.)
Or innocent pictures with a dirty story behind them.
Art without accreditation.
Half-human Half-Pokémon.
Red- and orange-colored Fire-type Starter Pokémon.
Excessively-humanoid Gen VI and VII Starter Pokémon.
People on this board who act as if Competitive Pokémon was the reason it became popular in the first place, and not the Pokémon designs.
>I wouldn't hate if somebody put every single one of these features in a design, because it would be ironically bad in quality.

>>32874635
What about >>32777263 ?

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>>32775559

I'm having some fun with Google Translate right now. Heheheh...

the debilitating autism of the faggot talking about latin is too much. i hope this thread dies as soon as possible

saged

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>>32775559
I want to marry her

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>>32874635
>brother
>implying all Lati@s are siblings
somebody's seen Pokemon Heroes too many times

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threadly reminder that if you would only a Latias if she's in her human form than you're a pathetic normie and need to get >>>/out/

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Jesus Christ Plane

>>32884244
Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the champions!

>>32884270
XD but TRANSFORMERS!!! Robots In Disguise and also he can't be a digimon, he wears latex not bondage gear

>>32883933
t. Oakley
I admire your serious intention to destroy this thread.
But you should have an equal or better replacement in mind.

Theoretical physics are easier than redesigning how Pokémon battles work.

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>>32885733
It's so complicated that I didn't even realize what I had done until I had finished doing it and had put it into a diagram.
The idea of Pokemon types is really a conflation of three different ideas. They affect the attacker, the move used and the defender all in different ways.
It's like a bucket which is used as a drum, a seat and a container for liquid.
I addressed these properties separately, creating what is just as complicated as three Pokemon type matchup charts.
It should actually be more logical than the current system.
The idea of Pokemon without types strikes me as odd. Like washing clothes without water.
But I suppose that if you had sat on buckets your whole life, a chair would seem odd.
Typewise, Digimon is to Pokemon, as Pokemon is to this chart.
Does anybody have any constructive criticism?
Or are you going to just keep beating that bucket like a drum?

I enjoyed the posts about the physics and aerodynamics of the eon duo.

>>32887927
I had an idea:
/hdt/ Highbrow Discussion Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM6pTjHEw18
Welcome to the /hdt/! What is it?
>/hdt/ is a place for any serious, academic or scholarly discussion about Pokemon.
So why should I care?
> A containment thread for extreme autism, so as to not disturb the cancer pervading this board.
>Pokemon isn’t realistic enough for you? Prove it using physics or biology!
>A place to talk about philosophy!
>Anything in foreign languages.
>We don’t have wars here; we have discussions and debates. If you don’t like a Pokemon, explain everything that you don’t like about its design.
Most comments here should be very long.
Every image should be a complicated diagram, or tasteful art.
We mock every grammatical error here.
All who violate these rules will be driven out using clapping.

>>32888081
I love this idea. I don't think I would have anything to contribute, but I would totally read it.

>>32888157
There is no need to be so modest. A laconic comment meaning much is better than a long comment meaning little.

>>32894066
>fat

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https://youtu.be/Vx6hmUv06tg

The Romans had more than 800 words for herbs. Most of them were Greek loanwords. I still need to learn them. How else could I write in a realistic herbalist? That's why I typed all of them in a document 29 pages long.
It shouldn't be hard to name any Grass-Types.
Here is a list of interesting plants.
Adamantis
http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=adamantis&fromdoc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.04.0059
Aechymenis (Hippophobas)
Aeschynomene
Aglaophotis
Arianis
Callicia
Catanance
Charitonblepharon
Gelotophyllis
Ophiusa
Thalassaegle (Potamantis)
Theangelis
Satyrion
Theobrotion (Semnion)
Therionarca

>>32895098
>As to Democritus, there can be no doubt that the work called "Chirocmeta" belongs to him. How very much more marvellous too are the accounts given in this book by the philosopher who, next to Pythagoras, has acquired the most intimate knowledge of the learning of the Magi! According to him, the plant aglaophotis, which owes its name to the admiration in which its beauteous tints are held by man, is found growing among the marble quarries of Arabia, on the side of Persia, a circumstance which has given it the additional name of "marmaritis." By means of this plant, he says, the Magi can summon the deities into their presence when they please.

>>32895137
>The achæmenis, he says, a plant the colour of amber, and destitute of leaves, grows in the country of the Tradastili, an Indian race. The root of it, divided into lozenges and taken in wine in the day time, torments the guilty to such a degree during the night by the various forms of avenging deities presented to the imagination, as to extort from them a confession of their crimes. He gives it the name also of "hippophobas," it being an especial object of terror to mares.

>>32895149
>The theobrotion is a plant found at a distance of thirty schœnis from the river Choaspes; it represents the varied tints of the peacock, and the odour of it is remarkably fine. The kings of Persia, he says, are in the habit of taking it in their food or drink, for all maladies of the body, and derangements of the mind. It has the additional name of semnion, from the use thus made of it by majesty.

>>32895178
>He next tells us of the adamantis, a plant grown in Armenia and Cappadocia: presented to a lion, he says, the beast will fall upon its back, and drop its jaws. Its name originates in the fact that it is impossible to bruise it. The arianis, he says, is found in the country of the Ariani; it is of a fiery colour, and is gathered when the sun is in Leo. Wood rubbed with oil will take fire on coming in contact with this plant. The therionarca, he tells us, grows in Cappadocia and Mysia; it has the effect of striking wild beasts of all kinds with a torpor which can only be dispelled by sprinkling them with the urine of the hyæna. He speaks too of the æthiopis, a plant which grows in Meroë; for which reason it is also known as the "meroïs." In leaf it resembles the lettuce, and, taken with honied wine, it is very good for dropsy. The ophiusa, which is found in Elephantine, an island also of Æthiopia, is a plant of a livid colour, and hideous to the sight. Taken by a person in drink, he says, it inspires such a horror of serpents, which his imagination continually represents as menacing him, that he commits suicide at last; hence it is that persons guilty of sacrilege are compelled to drink an infusion of it. Palm wine, he tells us, is the only thing that neutralizes its effects.

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>>32895196
>The thalassægle he speaks of as being found on the banks of the river Indus, from which circumstance it is also known as the potamaugis. Taken in drink it produces a delirium, which presents to the fancy visions of a most extraordinary nature. The theangelis, he says, grows upon Mount Libanus in Syria, upon the chain of mountains called Dicte in Crete, and at Babylon and Susa in Persis. An infusion of it in drink, imparts powers of divination to the Magi. The gelotophyllis too, is a plant found in Bactriana, and on the banks of the Borysthenes. Taken internally with myrrh and wine, all sorts of visionary forms present themselves, and excite the most immoderate laughter, which can only be put an end to by taking kernels of the pine-nut, with pepper and honey, in palm wine.

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>>32895228
>The hestiatoris, he tells us, is a Persian plant, so called from its promotion of gaiety and good fellowship at carousals. Another name for it is protomedia, because those who eat of it will gain the highest place in the royal favour. The casignetes too, we learn, is so called, because it grows only among plants of its own kind, and is never found in company with any other; another name given to it is "dionysonymphas," from the circumstance of its being remarkably well adapted to the nature of wine. Helianthes is the name he gives to a plant found in the regions of Themiscyra and the mountainous parts of maritime Cilicia, with leaves like those of myrtle. This plant is boiled up with lion's fat, saffron and palm wine being added; the Magi, he tells us, and Persian monarchs are in the habit of anointing the body with the preparation, to add to its graceful appearance: he states also, that for this reason it has the additional name of "heliocallis." What the same author calls "hermesias," has the singular virtue of ensuring the procreation of issue, both beautiful as well as good. It is not a plant, however, but a composition made of kernels of pine nuts, pounded with honey, myrrh, saffron, and palm wine, to which theobrotium and milk are then added. He also recommends those who wish to become parents to drink this mixture, and says, that females should take it immediately after conception, and during pregnancy. If this is done, he says, the infant will be sure to be endowed with the highest qualities, both in mind and body. In addition to what has here been stated, Democritus gives the various names by which all these plants are known to the Magi.

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>>32895262
>Apollodorus, one of the followers of Democritus, has added to this list the herb æschynomene, so called from the shrinking of its leaves at the approach of the hand; and another called "crocis," the touch of which is fatal to the phalangium. Crateuas, also, speaks of the œnotheris, an infusion of which in wine, sprinkled upon them, has the effect of taming all kind of animals, however wild. A celebrated grammarian, who lived but very recently, has described the anacampseros, the very touch of which recalls former love, even though hatred should have succeeded in its place. It will be quite sufficient for the present to have said thus much in reference to the remarkable virtues attributed to certain plants by the Magi; as we shall have occasion to revert to this subject in a more appropriate place.
--Pliny the Elder, "Natural History", Book 24, Chapter 102

>>32775559
Get them. I'm bored, I'll call ITIN.

14 fucking days

>>32895429
And? Way to bump it.

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>>32895429

Poets may boast, as safely vain,
Their works shall with the world remain;
Both, bound together, live or die,
The verses and the prophecy.

But who can hope his lines should long
Last in a daily changing tongue?
While they are new, envy prevails;
And as that dies, our language fails.

When architects have done their part,
The matter may betray their art;
Time, if we use ill-chosen stone,
Soon brings a well-built palace down.

Poets that lasting marble seek
Must carve in Latin or in Greek;
We write in sand, our language grows,
And, like the tide, our work o'erflows.

Chaucer his sense can only boast,
The glory of his numbers lost! Years have defaced his matchless strain,
And yet he did not sing in vain.

The beauties which adorned that age,
The shining subjects of his rage,
Hoping they should immortal prove,
Rewarded with success his love.

This was the generous poet's scope,
And all an English pen can hope,
To make the fair approve his flame,
That can so far extend their fame.

Verse, thus designed, has no ill fate
If it arrive but at the date
Of fading beauty; if it prove
But as long-lived as present love.

>Edmund Waller, "On English Verse"

Do you still hold on to hope that Heroes' Latias may return some day? Why the fuck couldn't the Latias from the Hoopa movie be her?

>>32896209
>the GS Ball contained Celebi and we were to have a Celebi arc
>Latias was supposed to caught to Ash and go Hoenn
Why do the Japanese wish to see the world suffer?