Pic related is now your daughter.

Incest is wincest.

>>32767796
I would try to fuck Nebby

'Abandoned on an island with amnesia' type of fucked

>>32767796
As long as I'm not some crazy bitch like Lusamine getting high off jellyfish toxins, or just gone like Mohn, I should be fine.

>>32767800
I didn't mean "fucked" in the literal way

>>32767808
This is /vp/, what were you expecting?

>>32767810
Why would someone want to fuck their daughter? that's just vile

>>32767796
I don't think Im the fucked one here...

>>32767812
Still better parenting than Lusamine

>>32767812
That kinda depends on the specifics of OP's question: is she adopted as our daughter, or do we screw Lusamine and then she gave birth to Lillie?

I doubt anyone would think about fucking Lillie if it's the latter, so most probably (hopefully) went with the former.

>>32767796
>implying that i had sex
sure OP you cant pull the wool over my eyes.

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>>32767851
Why would anyone want to fuck Lillie in the first place? There are much better girls out there

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>>32767860

>>32767796
ಠ ಠ
)----(

>>32767858
This

>>32767796
If that means Lusamine is my wife, not at all.

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>>32767796
Does this mean I am also married to pic related?

If so then would make filthy rich and I would work to make my family whole again but only if Lilie is my kid and not just my wife's kid.

If not then I would simply bond with her and have help around the house until she is old enough to go to school.

Wonder how I raised such a failure.

>>32768205
>Does this mean I am also married to pic related?
No because Lusamine doesn't look like that.

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>>32767796
>How fucked are you?
Quite a bit actually. Lusamine and I are working on giving Lillie a new sibling!

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>>32768576
Artist's depiction. Some details may not match the original.

>>32768627
She doesn't look like that either.

>>32767796
not as fucked as she's going to be, heh...

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>>32767796
Blessed

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I'd be fucked alright.

>>32767796
I'd turn Lillie into a mom and then turn Lusamine into a mom again

>>32767796
Is it too late for an abortion?

>>32768965
This. Pretty fucking blessed desu senpai.

>>32767796
On a scale from 1-10 I have to say a thread died for this, retard.

>daughter is taller than you

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>>32769252

>>32769000
>>32768948
>>32767821
>>32767800

You're fucking disgusting holy shit

>>32769303
Welcome to /vp/. Get used to it, or get out.

>>32767800
fpbp

>>32769340
been on vp since 2009 you daughterfucking bastard

>>32769378
All the same.
>Get used to it, or get out

>>32769418
>muh safe space

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>>32769418
>/vp/ was created in 2010
>"All the same"

>>32769569
Yes, sorry for not pointing out the part I find irrelevant.

newfag please leave

>>32769704
it's summer alright

>>32767796
>be black
>daughter is white as driven snow
Did I get cucked by a white dude, or she just adopted?

>>32769876
Naw your genetic phenotype lack next to no dominant traits that you give birth to kids who look nothing like you but clones of your wife.

>>32767804
lol me too. I'd run away

>>32769896
>>32769876


I'm blond and my faher is black.
Don't talk bullshit

>>32769896
>muh genetics

>>32767796
So, uh... my wife is Lusamine?
No, hold the fuck up, I'm 20, anon. Are you saying I had a kid when I was eight? This sounds like a shitty doujin.

>>32767796
If i can remove the lore about amnesia and a crazy bitch obsessed over jellyfish, I think I'm lucky

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>>32769993
>father is black
>knowing your father
Something's not adding up here, Jamal

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>>32770009
Someones mad that they don't have any IVs.
Be glad your parents still decided to raise you.

>Having a pure white girl as a daughter
>Having Lusamine as a wife
I think you mean "How can your life get any more perfect?".

>>32770382
Lillie is japanese like all anime characters

>>32767796
This would imply that engaging in sex was canon and I was fertile enough to produce offspring

I dunno I would like to have a daughter and give her a good life but I doubt that's within my means

>>32769303
>>>/tumblr/

>>32770406
Rather have that than take features from me.

>threesomes with lillie and lusamine

SIGN ME UP

>>32770455
>>>/b/

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>>32771674

>>32771695
>Gets pwned
>"no u!!!"

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>>32771699
>>Gets pwned
Who the hell talks like this, are you underage?
>>"no u!!!"
But you did that first.

>>32771716
>Posting non-vp related reaction images

Fuck off, crossboarding shitlord

>>32771730
What kind of newfag only uses one board?

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>>32771736

>Filthy weeb still at it

Your boring. Lemme filter you. Bai

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>>32767796
i'm either stranded on an island addicted to pokemon treats or in a hospital so very fucked

>>32771757
seriously, who fucking browses only one board?

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>>32771757
>>Filthy weeb
lol
>Lemme filter you
Please tell me what filters you'll use, I'm interested.
oh wait you've never filtered anything before because you're a newfag

>>32770406
Lusamine could be from Kalos or Unova, there's not really any way to tell

>>32767796
You how fucked is she?

Vanilla and softly

>there are people in this thread that wouldn't fuck their daughter
Irresponsible parents confirmed :^)

>>32767796
>How fucked are you?
More like How fucked is her? If you know what I mean

>>32767796
Fucked level: Spending the rest of my life pretending to love her because every time I see her she reminds me I stuck my dick in crazy. But I'll probably come around after she saves me from a near death experience

>>32769000
this

>>32768592
Sauce pls?

>>32767796
Can't happen.
I would've sensed it and made my wife get an abortion. Like Lusamine should have.

I fucked Lusamine, so it's all good