/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32663022
The winner of Ron vs Throh is Ron!

>That makes 2 wins for you. You'll be facing the champion in no time! Wait, here comes the next challenger

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>>32663046
>"Machamp? 'Champ's not the champ?"

Machamp: No way brother! The champ is someone far fiercer than I. He's an immovable wall! Until today, that is! Just try and take me on, my muscles and 4 arms will make short work of you!

>2 ,6 ,8

>>32663076
Combine flame charge and arm thrust, FALCON PUNCH

>>32663092
This but unleash a piercing battle cry while doing so

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>>32663092
>You concentrate your flames into your arm and rush at Machamp with a BURNING ARM THRUST. But no! This isn't the act of a mere falcon! This is the power of a far greater animal!

>P I G G Y

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>>32663193
>P U N C H!

>Oh no! Piggy Punch has too much start-up lag! Machamp simply dodge rolled right to the other side of the ring, well and away from the hitbox of your attack!

>1, 4, 0 next

>>32663207
Taunt him, then when he closes the gap grab and throw him.

>>32663207
Proceed to bait him into a command grab, then use his momentum to throw him out of the ring.

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>>32663240
>You make a rather inflamatory comment towards Machamp, insinuating that your opponent doesn't posses *nearly* the required velocity to keep up with you

>Machamp falls for it and rushes at you!

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>>32663296

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>>32663301
>Hm, seems your back throw doesn't have much knockback, and especially with low damage on Machamp, he doesn't go too far, but he is close to the edge of the ring. Maybe you could capitalize on that

>3, 7, 9 next

>>32663310
B-air your piggy feet into his face

>>32663310
arm thrust him off the stage

>>32663310
Arm thrust

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>>32663316
There were no other rolls for too long!
>The hitbox on this is so broken

Machamp has been pushed out of the ring! Ron is the victor of his third match!

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>>32663420
With this victory, Ron has earned the right to challenge the champion of Poke-sumo. A victory will earn him the title of champion, and a handsome reward of some rare gems.

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>>32663439
But to get that, he'll have to go through the undefeated champion! The immovable wall!

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>>32663457
Shuckle: Hello friend. Would you care for a glass of berry juice?

>3, 7, 8

>>32663466
Say yes

>>32663466
Yeah,sure

>>32663466
He can treat us to one after the match. For now, Sucker Punch!

>>32663466
FUCKLE SHUCKLE

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>>32663478
>>32663477
>"You can treat me to one after the match!" you say, and run in, throwing a sucker punch before he can react!

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>>32663541
>While he's still reeling from that hit, you run around to his backside and... and...
>Yeah, no none of this is working. This guy's defenses are too strong for you to just brute force into!

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>>32663550
Shuckle: Oh another close fighter. I'll have to fight cautiously then.
>Shuckle fights back with a stone edge... which... it's S.E. against you but... man, this guy can take a throw but he seems to be pretty lacking in the attack department...

>4, 6, 7

>>32663550
It can't be THAT hard to fuckle Shuckle. The dude's almost nothing but holes.

>>32663562
Rollout for five turns!

>>32663573
reroll

>>32663573
rerollout

>>32663562
proceed to mock how wimpy he is

>>32663567
lemme tell ya, he can clench like a mofo

>>32663562
I just realized the gems by the trophy are Lego pieces
On an unrelated note, Stone Edge actually isn't SE against Pignite, it's only neutral

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>>32663584
>"Hey Shuckle! What's up with that attack stat? I've taken stronger hits from ice attacks!"

Shuckle: Oh, I'm not so foolish as to fall for your bait. I'll take whatever attacks you got.

Zubat: (Psst! Pig guy! Hey! Shuckle's signature fighting style is to tank hits until his opponent is tired, then he strikes. Maybe you can use that?)

>2, 6, 0

>>32663640
Charge a Spin Dash for five turns.

>>32663640
Time for some vigorous Arm Thrusting. Pretend to wear out faster than usual, but slowly enough so that Shuckle doesn't suspect a thing.

>>32663663
reroll

>>32663640
cum on shuckle

cum on step it up >>32663663

>>32663640
Shuckle's like 45 pounds, what's stopping us from just picking him up and/or the ground around him?

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>>32663682
>>32663663
>5 turn charge, let's go!

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>>32663716

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>>32663724
>Shuckle uses power trick!

I can already tell this won't end well

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>>32663730
>Shuckle hits you with a much stronger stone edge! You're definitely roughed up!

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>>32663742
>Shuckle uses power trick again to swap his stats back

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>>32663755
>5 TURN CHARGE
>With his defenses back up, Shuckle tanks the hit, but does skitter to the edge of the ring

>2, 6, 8

>>32663767
Arm thrust with all our might in a non-referency way!

>>32663767
Cum into those holes on its back and yell "Ferment this! I have my own Berry Juice!"
Then Flame Charge while yelling "Burastoooo!"

>>32663767
Give him the good old ARIARIARI

>>32663767
Shuckle is smart
but he won't be smart when we use the ORB OF CONFUSION

geeeeets

>>32663780
reeeeee

>>32663793
re

>>32663790
re

>>32663767
Hit his face and legs so he hides in his shell and then put our dick in one of his holes

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>>32663828
The time

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>>32663857
has come

>>32663862
hi anorith
hi armaldo
hi altaria
aaa

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>>32663793
Choosing to shift command to this one

>You toss out the Orb of Confusion and it begins to emit a strong wave of, well, confusion

Shuckle: What is t-duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh...

>1, 3, 5 next

>>32663857
>>32663862
And so have I

>>32663870
I too can identify Pokemon

>>32663876
fascinating

>>32663873
Now taunt him again. Moon him and slap your piggy rear.

>>32663857
>>32663862
>We need 11 minutes to get a get
>OP chooses to use the button and pick the winning roll

cute hands anyway

>>32663873
Yell out, "Oh no! I am so weak and tired now! I hope Shuckle doesn't use Power Trick!" And when it does, Arm Thrust him out the ring.

>>32663881
But the point was that a roll would've given the chance for anything but that one to win

>>32663884
re

>>32663884
re

>>32663884
do this and let's end this already

>>32663884
Re

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>>32663891
>"Oh no! I am so weak and tired now! I hope Shuckle doesn't use Power Trick!"

Shuckle: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...

>...

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>>32663929
Shuckle: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...

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>>32663933
Shuckle: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...

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>>32663938
>You use Arm Thrust!

Now that this is over we should pick up the Orb of Confusion. With our bare hands.

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>>32663945
Ron has pushed Shuckle out of the ring! Ron is the new poke-sumo champion!

Buddy: You did it Mr. Ron!

Osha: Well done, Ron! That was great!

>You receive 3 Rare Gems and a nifty Trophy! Congrats!

>>32663964
claim our real prize (otter)

So... it's saturday, so we could start the next room, but we may not get too far in before breaking until tuesday
thoughts?

>>32663965
Rererererrerererererererererererererererererererererwrererereererererererwererererereererwerre
OTTER ASSSSSSS

>>32663976
who gave Ron a computer

>>32663965
>not going on a crazy sex and drugs binge after winning a competition
I say we lick Plum and then go for the otter ass.

>>32663972
Unless it's a puzzle room, maybe we're better off breaking here.

>>32663978
O T T E R
A
S
S

>>32663997
>OTTER OASS
what did he mean by this

>>32663982
It is kinda puzzly, but with how those usually go, it's probably better to wait
in that case

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32664003
night op and thanks for the thread

>>32664003
Night OP.