/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32656666
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>32656666
What happened on 12/16?

good digits there Op

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We didn't even start, OP
Did you really need to steal quads?

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>>32656672
Osha: I feel like... I feel like this happens to often to us. How many other teams out there get earthquake'd down the side of a cliff, toss in a flip flopping tower, and thrown down caves and ravines as much as we do?

???: *Ahem* If you're done

>>32656681
Only gets can sustain OP. You should know this by now.
Well, that and love from /vp/

>>32656681
Always, my friend
Always.

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>>32656706
Hariyama: We would like the ring back, please

>What would you like to do? 2, 6, 8

>>32656713
Play ring toss and toss the ring on his dick

>>32656713
Take advantage of otter's vulnerable position and give him a wet sloppy kiss

>>32656713
Apologize for dropping in so suddenly, do as he says, and check out your surroundings. No sense starting a fight right now.

>>32656713
Use flame charge

>>32656727
Re

>>32656713
Well, you heard him. Let's give him our curse ring.

>>32656722
implying his dick can even see daylight inside all that fat

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>>32656732
>>32656733
>>32656727
>"We're terribly sorry that we fell in so suddenly, we'll leave your ring immediately"

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>>32656788
>You flame charge off the stage to get out asap

>>32656788
Oh, hey! It's the Based Bat Bros!

>>32656788
>Bonsly
>Axew
>the bats
>Meditite
Well ain't this a Throhback.

>>32656799
I should have been more specific

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>>32656799
Osha: Hey, it's you two! From back in Palder forest!

Woobat: Uhh...

Zubat: No, I remember, you're the king guys, right?

Osha: That'd be us, yeah.

Zubat: How'd that turn out?

Osha: Pretty well actually. I mean, overall. Couple pokemon died but they were mostly evil.

Zubat: Cool cool.

Woobat: Do whatcha gotta do, that's what I say.

Zubat: No you don't

Woobat: Well I'm sayin it now, then

Osha: So, uh, what's going on here anyway?

Zubat: What? You don't know?

Woobat: We thought you crashed into the arena because you were so eager to be here!

Zubat: It's poke-sumo! The toughest pokemon all gather here to battle it out and push their opponent out of the ring. It's tough, you can't just go in and brute force it too- you gotta be clever to beat some of these big guys

Osha: Well, that's cool and all, but we actually need to be heading on our way-

Buddy: Mr. Osha, look! The trophy in the corner there, there's some gems by the base. Wasn't one of our quests to gather some for Mr. Probopass?

Osha: Oh, yeah it was! Can we take those?

Woobat: Those are the prize for the championship, friend! If you want them, one of you will have to enter the tournament!

>Hm... 4, 7, 0 next

>>32656866
Fist hariyamas ass with arm thrust

>>32656866
Let's watch from afar for a bit and then sign up which teammate based on the strategies of the mons. We'll have to use perception here, though.

>>32656872
re

>>32656873
re

>>32656872
why do you keep doing this

>>32656880
because I can

>>32656872
reroll

>>32656873
Re

>>32656873
Reroll

>>32656873
Re. but also call Hariyama Thicc

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>>32656897
>>32656873
Osha: Oof, he seems pretty good.

Zubat: Hariyama is a big up and comer. He's a favorite to challenge the champ tonight!

Osha: I guess we should try and enter... but which one of us should go. Hmm...

>2, 5, 9 next

>>32656978
Vote for plum

>>32656978
Ask if we can use protag stones. If yes, vote for Ron. If not, vote for Plum.

>>32656978
vote for Buddy.

>>32656998
Re

>>32656978
>>32656998
We could use them,but they only last for like one fight. I vote for Plum.

>>32656998
items are usable

>>32657024
can we use verbal abuse?

>>32657024
Would the stones only work for fighting one opponent or would its effect last for all of them?

>>32657024
Hm. Will it wear off if we get thrown out of the ring once?

>>32657033
For this, I'll let you stay evolved as long as you don't get knocked out and lose

>>32657024
But isn't that normally illegal in sports? The fuck kind of backalley shit are weither fighting in?

I suggest we watch our backs, something seems shady about that...

>>32657049
>inb4 Magnezone bursts in out of nowhere and Game Overs us again

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>>32657002
Buddy: M-me!? Mr. Ron, I'm always flattered that you'd consider me, but I only weigh like... 12 lbs

>"Nah, you'll be fine, we believe in you!"

>>32657075
Are we horrible people?

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>>32657075
Buddy: O-okay!

is this the part where Buddy almost loses but then we cheer him on and miraculously he evolves to save the day and win

>>32657081
Buddy will be fine. He doesn't have the ultimate luck for nothing. Besides, if he gets into trouble we could probably use items to turn the tide in our favor.

>>32657086
Sleep powder and run for the win

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>>32657086
...

Zubat: Uh, you know, I know I said before, but you might need a *little* brute force to stand a chance.

Hariyama: 1 more win and I face the champ!

>2, 4, 8 next

>>32657101
Evolve and go in!

>>32657101
Why not just steal the gems?

>>32657101
Enough goofing around, send in Plum to fuck his shit up.

>>32657101
sleep powder the bastard. No one toss Buddy and get away with it

>>32657111
reroll

>>32657090
>Buddy evolves and tells us to toss the leaf stone to give him a chance
>we toss the sun stone

>>32657101
Use Protagonist stone and go for it.

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>>32657122
>Alright, this guy hurt your little Buddy. You'll show him who's the biggest, fattest sumo pokemon here!

Hariyama: Let this be an honorable match. My last before facing the champion! Come when you are ready!

>1, 4, 6 next

>>32657164
Try bug armor, command him to step out of the ring

>>32657164
FLAME CHARGE!

>>32657180
re

>>32657180
This but call him fat first

>>32657164
Put on the Flying Armor, if you fall out use tiny gusts of wind to blow you back in. Also >>32657186

>>32657192
re but call him thicc instead

>>32657164
Rollout over the same place,until we get max speed!

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>>32657197
Re but even more thicc

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>>32657194
>>32657186
>You swap out your bug armor for Flying Armor- man, you're really feeling light on your feet now! You charge forward and build up some speed with a flame charge, knocking Hariyama almost to the edge, but he grabs hold of you...

>>32657248
Oh goddammit. Maybe we should've just played keepaway and used the wind to blow him out.

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>>32657248
>Hariyama tosses you and you practically glide across the ring! Hm, maybe you lost weight recently...?

>2, 4, 8

>>32657260
>>32657206

>>32657266

>>32657206

>>32657260
Ah shit. Do >>32657180 >>32657192 then.

>>32657260
>>32657206

RIP OP

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>>32657311
>RIP OP
>dubs

What the fuck have you rolled, anon

>>32657318
No, remember, OP derives sustenance from gets. That dubs could be just what OP needed to return.

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op ded

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>>32657311
>>32657318
Blame the discord for distracting me with figure news

>>32657266
>>32657206
>>32657197
>>32657192
>>32657180
>You swap back to the bug armor and thud back onto the ring at full weight.

>"Hey Hariyama! Nice size! You're looking EXTRA THICC tonight!"

Hariyama: Why thank you challenger! I *have* been cultivating mass for tonight's challenge!

>Well that didn't go as planned. He's proud of his weight! Such is the sumo life you suppose, but it doesn't get you any closer to controlling his mind!

>>32657333
OP waited just to steal trips confirmed

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>>32657333
>While you're vulnerable, Hariyama smacks you with a smellingsalts, momentarily stunning you! Quick, you've gotta recover before Hariyama takes advantage!

>2, 6, 9

>>32657333
>>32657351
It didnt work!? That was completely unexpected!
NOW FUCKING FLAME CHARGE REEEEE

>>32657351
Recover by staring at otter butt

>>32657351
Throw OshO in his face and circle behind him to tackle him out

>>32657351
Burn off that fat he's so proud of then with a FLAME CHARRRRRRRRRRRRGE

>>32657333
OP, if making an RP channel was your first mistake, then making T&B canon was your second one

>>32657351
>>32657360
This but also jizz in the direction of Hariyama with the force of a thousand exploding sun while screaming "Otter Booty too THICC!"

>>32657380
This but jizz in the opposite direction and use the force of the propulsion to slam into Hariyama

>>32657380
Correction: "Otter booty is thicker!"

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>>32657366
>Now back at your full weight and damaged enough to get a power boost, you flame charge into Hariyama, sending him flying all the way to the edge. Quick now, while he's vulnerable, you'll have to finish him off with your most cunning ploy yet!

>2, 4, 7

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>>32657382

>>32657377
In my defense, 90% of my reasoning for doing that was to make a penis joke. Seemed worth it to me

>>32657388
Cherry tap him out of the ring by jizzing on him

>>32657388
>>32657380
do this

>>32657388
REEEEEE OUR FUCKING GETS

Finish off Hariyama with >>32657382

>>32656673
12/16/97
we promised we'd never forget ;_;7

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>>32657412
it all makes sense now

>>32657430
So buddy is secretly a Labrador retriever?

>>32657437
No wonder he's so friendly with others and so good with poker against the other dogs

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>>32657407
>>32657382
>>32657380
>"OTTER BOOTY TOO THICC" you proclaim loudly while unleashing your load... but it just lands with a splut on the ground. Damn! If only you hadn't wasted your stamina on that plush toy from the last thread

Hariyama: E-ew! What are you doing??

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>>32657469
>Hariyama is so disgusted, he tumbles from the ring

The winner is Ron!

Zubat: This guys is... your friend, huh?

Osha: Y-yeah... I guess

Woobat: Entertainin at least.

>>32657488
Whatever, I'll take it.

>>32657488
Well that took a while, but alright. So who's the boss of this gym?

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>>32657488
>1 win down, 2 to go for you.

The next challenger is:

Throh: I'm takin another swing at this! I might've lost to Hariyama, but you only beat him by surprise. I can take you!

>1, 8, 0

>>32657504
Cum in his eyes to blind him

>>32657430
surprisingly enough, it's an event involving pokemon. The anime specifically

>>32657504
Brace yourself by posing menacingly

>>32657504
Start charging a Spin Dash!

>>32657510
re

>>32657512
reroll

>>32657508
I should've figured earlier that it was the Porygon episode.

>>32657508
Ah, the porygon episode

>>32657512
re

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>>32657518
>>32657510
>You strike an intimidating pose, puffing your chest up and flexing both your arms. This is sure to strike some fear into him!

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>>32657573
Throh: You don't scare me!

>Shit.

>Throh uses bulk up to prepare for the confrontation

>2, 6, 8

>>32657580
Cum in his eyes to blind him

>>32657580
ROLL OUT!

>>32657580
Sucker punch the sucker

>>32657593
rerollout

>>32657595
Re

>>32657580
Flex even harder so that we bulk up too

>>32657593
rererollout

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>>32657600
>>32657593
>You rollout straight into Throh, who tanks the hit with his added bulk up defense

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>>32657640
>And strikes back with a Revenge, sending you rolling towards the edge!
>Quick maybe you can turn things around!

>2, 6, 9

Quick so I can sleep!

>>32657652
Attack from behind!

>>32657652
ROCKIUM Z ROLLOUT

LET'S DO THIS

>>32657658
reroll
>>32657662
Save it for the champion

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>>32657652
Jojo his ass with a million arm thrusts in a second

>>32657675
>someone actually did your Treecko request in the drawthread
holy shit

>>32657679
I know I love it

>>32657673
>Save it for the champion
Whoops. Sorry.

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>>32657662
>Yes! The time has come! You activate your Rockium Z and power up your rollout into a C O N T I N E N T A L C R U S H

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>>32657742
>Throh is knocked out of the ring!
>2nd Victory for Ron!

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32657742
NO OP YOU CAN'T REVEAL OUR POWER LEVEL LIKE THAT JUST BEFORE THE CHAMP

>>32657746
Welp, time to face the champ!
Night OP, and thanks for twelve sixtee- wait, no...

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otter better give us a victory kiss when we win

>>32657776
We all know he won't

>>32657742
Nice Z-Move background you have got there OP

>>32657808
nothing says Rock type z move like a cheap ass 3d printer covered in foil

>>32657819
>A 3D printer
>all this figurines
>Tons of new markers for every thread
>The boards
>A switch with yoka-laylee and Breath of the Wild
>a DS, maybe a 3DS with a a shitload of games
>all this Pokémon games
>a big rock
>a FULL HD camera
>Internet acces
>a computer

Holy shit how rich are you

>>32657878
>Low end 3d printer bought with graduation presents (didn't even come with covers, hence the foil)
>Figures collected over 20 year span, though admittedly on the expensive side
>Same pack of markers since the start, except for the blacks which seem to run out super fast
>boards were actually cheap- the big one was actually only $20 from costco
>VIDYA x 3
>Rock is like a stress ball foam thing from 1 month of lootcrate
>what is a smartphone
>If that's what you want to label comcast as
>Also low end

not very, but well off-ish?