/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32623435
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>32623442
>>32623435
Get out and come back with the trip

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Ghost Town Edition btw

>>32623442
>Ah what a fine day for scien- er, exploring. What do you feel like? Roaming Risellan a bit more, or do you want to start up the next adventure?

>>32623464
3, 6, 9 to start

>>32623464
Is that the prompt?

>>32623464
Let's fuck about in town some more. Maybe break something to spite that Treecko.

>>32623472
Lets start the adventure

>>32623464
>>32623472
Let's head back to the bank and withdraw the rest of our measly savings to go shopping.

>>32623464
Let's organize our team and move out.

>>32623464
That's better

Let's just go around the town, talk to some people, visit our friends, hire a prostitute, and then lets fuck off to mount my donger

>>32623485
Reroll.

>Ghost Town Edition
OBLIGATORY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRYmVb33VU0

Well then, let's go to the shop and search for that sneasel in the meantime

>>32623489
We seem to have conflicting goals.

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>>32623489
>Well then, we certainly have some details to sort out, don't we?
>With the guild upgrade, we can have a total of 3 sub-teams out on missions, as well as have some stay in the guild to grow a crop of your choice
>There's also the option of sending some teammates to the school to pick up some useful skills
>What are we thinking here? 2, 4, 6

>>32623563
Take Buddy and Plum with you. Anything else other would like to add?

>>32623573
re for this

>>32623563
School:
Dash

Main:
Plum
Buddy

Team B:
Barry
Jack
Nibbles
Woomy

Team C:
Eva
Bob
Rina

Gardening:
Jenny
Sparkles

>>32623573
This, but Team B is Nibbles, Eva, Sparkles, and the Nidorina. Have someone, at least Jenny, stay behind to grow berries and anything else that can for some reason grow.

>>32623563
Team B should be Nibbles, Barry, Rotom, and Scyther.

>>32623573
>>32623591
Also send Dash to school

>>32623573
>>32623591
gibs me dem gets

>>32623587
This but switch Plum with Sparkles.

>>32623563
Since nobody's rolling for crops, let's just grow more Oran Berries.

>>32623606
No. Plum needs love

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>>32623604
>>32623573
>>32623591
>We have 5 teammates unaccounted for. If nothing selected, they'll work in the garden as well. Also be sure to pick a crop before leaving. You can grow any berry, seed or apricorn you've previously acquired at least 1 of. (Or anything organic that makes reasonable sense you could grow)
Also, if you're sending anyone to school, be sure to pick the skill they're going to learn

>>32623649
list of skills available to learn is now up in the info sheet

>>32623649
Put Woomy and Jack in one team, and Barry and Bob in the other. Dash goes to school for Dungeoneering.

>>32623649
Either get a (RED) apricorn form storage to grow or just plant an Oran Berry.

Whoever wants to stay behind can, but I would prefer if Barry and the Scyther go and Dash goes to school.

>>32623649
oh shoot, I keep forgetting the numbers
>6, 8, 0
I'll honor any posts from last post til 5 min after this post

>>32623674
This, but plant a (RED) apricorn if able, or go with an Oran Berry.

(RED is just what I defaulted to.)

>>32623649
Barry goes to school to learn dungeoneering
Jenny plants Orans
The other 4 fags go on team C

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>>32623649
>>32623686
>anything organic that makes reasonable sense you could grow

Dude weed lmao

(This is not to replace any existing requests for plants, just a useless side gag if it's possible)

Why hasn't Buddy evolved and what do you think he'll take: Sun or Leaf Stone?

>>32623702
Fuck meant to say Dash, not Barry

>>32623725
Rerolleru

>>32623733
Leaf Stone, to retain his precious smile. Plus we might need a Sun Stone for another recruit later on...

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>>32623688
>>32623674
>Alrighty, lookin good. We're almost done! Just have to pick a quest each for Team C and D
Available:
(Quest)/(Difficulty)/(Reward)
>Bloody Spikes Valley Easy $
>Goldlake Easy $
>Breezy Hills Medium $$
>Fairy Frolic Forest Medium $$$
>Butterflower Fields Hard $$$$$
>Sunnview Beach Hard $$$$$
>Dandelion Meadow Expert $$$$$$

>>32623756
I hope it's the Leaf Stone. Bellossom is cute, but Vileplume is top tier.

>>32623784
Send C to the fairy place and D to Butterflower.

>>32623784
Send C to Breezy Hills, and D to Fairy Frolic.

>>32623784
Team A: Fary Frolic Forest
Team B: bloody dildos valley
Team C: Goldlake

>>32623784
D can take Breezy Hills.
C can take Bloody Spikes.

Any objections? I think Fairy Frolic Forest might be a problem for either team, since they only have two in each and one of each of them is weak to Fairy. The others might have too much risk.

>>32623817
Actually, yeah, this is pretty good. Let's stick with this.

>>32623817
I second this one.

>>32623817
Alright at some point tonight I'm going to make a point of remembering to put the roll numbers in a post, but we had 3 people roll for this so we'll go with that.

>>32623784
B: Bloody Spikes Valley

C: Goldlake

D: Dandelion Meadow

>>32623817
Thirding.

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>>32623833
STOP TAKING OUR DUBS AHHHHHHH

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Shaymin: Alright, are we all set?

Osha: Good to go, Shaymin

Shaymin: Great. Mt Yonder is a dangerous, hazardous place filled with terrifyingly strong pokemon, so we'll have to help each other out in making it through. For now, take your time and head towards the Mountain entrance. We'll all meet up then and take things from there

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>>32623901
All right gang, let's split up.

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>>32623901
Buddy: Well isn't this nostalgic! The old Palder forest team, back together again!

Plum: *^_^*

Osha: Glad to have you guys on the team again. Say, Buddy, I noticed you leveled up enough to evolve, but you didn't yet.

Buddy: Well I did get plenty of exp from the trip to the Violet Springs to evolve to a Gloom, but I wasn't sure I really wanted to evolve or not. I'd be just as happy staying an Oddish, but if you guys think it would help the team if I evolved, I'd be happy to do that too!

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>>32623964
???: Halt!

>>32623968
Oh boy, here we go.

>>32623968
Incoming

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>>32623968
>Lycanroc hops down from the cliff and stands in your way.

Lycanroc: You travelers are trespassing in territory of the Rocky Rollers. Turn back now or you will be killed.

Osha: Oh come on, how do we always run into jerks like these. Wait, what about Shaymin and our other team? They would have passed through here too.

Lycanroc: Not my shift. Are you going to go or do I have to make you?

>4, 7, 9

>>32623995
Have otter Pink Armor + bargain with him to let us pass unharmed. this probably won't work but it's worth a shot

>>32623995
Sleep Powder and run!

>>32624014
This! Use non-lethal methods!

>>32623995
Lycanroc is a dog, ask him what your ass smells like

>>32624014
Try diplomacy first, instead, using Buddy. If that doesn't work, do the Sleep Powder thing.

>>32624011
If this doesn't work, plan B should be for Buddy to hit em with energy ball

>>32623995
Sleep powder and rape

know what, I think I forgot, but the side quests for the upcoming area are:

-Shinx and Luxio are looking for their father, Luxray
-Probopass would like you to collect some gems for his collection
-Bunnelby is looking for some help with a task
-Criminal Stunfisk is hiding out on this mountain. Take it out before it can strike again.

>>32624032
Actually scratch that,>>32624030's
sounds better. Non-lethal routes are fun. Let's just ignore all the organs we ate along the way...

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>>32624034

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>>32624014
>>32624011
Ah dip, you guys got Diplomacy AND Bargaining on top of the pink armor on this team

Buddy: Surely we can come to a reasonable compromise here.

Osha: We only want to pass through the valley and be on our way. We'll be quick, it's only like... 50 ft.

Lycanroc: Well... you don't seem to hold any ill intent. In fact, you seem like quite a commendable group... I suppose I could put in a good word with the rest of the group, but sometimes, it's just the principle of the things, you know. If we just let everyone through our territory, what'll people think of us? That we're a weak pushover team?

>..."Know what? Let's just go plan B. Buddy?"

Buddy: 'k

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>>32624114

>>32624127
OP, don't.

>>32624114
Not to mention Bug Armor. At this point we could probably talk our way out of literally any situation if you didn't have to make fights happen

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>>32624127
Osha: Well that works. Nice to have things wrap up easily like that every now and again

>>32624134
Ron, don't do it...

>>32624136
Do it Ron

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>>32624134
>A Rhyhorn falls from the sky, nearly crushing you!
>After regaining its bearings, the Ryhorn turns towards you and growls menacingly...

>3, 6, 8 next

>>32624143
What the shit, is that the same Rhyhorn from earlier? Sleep Powder him too.

>>32624143
Diplomacy probably won't work on something that dumb, so have Plum smack it.

>>32624153
it's a different one

>>32624143
Second verse same as the first,
Throw at him a Sleeping Power burst.

>>32624143
Step between it and the Lycanroc, insult its mother, and move away as it charges towards you.

>>32624164
Re but rape this time

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>>32624169
The Lycanroc might wake up from that, you idiot

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>>32624177

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>>32624178
I know, but it'd be pretty funny.

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>>32624153
>Buddy's sleep powder misses!
>Rhyhorn charges ahead with a Bulldoze on you!

>4, 8, 9 next

>>32624208
Gang up on it, but try to lure it away from the napping doggo.

Sleep powder again, we don't want to pick a bigger fight

>>32624208
Everyone but Buddy fights. Buddy will try Sleep Powder again.

>>32624208
Have Ron fall back, and have Buddy use energy ball, Osha Ice Beam, and Plum still needs to smack that Horn.

>>32624215
Rerolling for the pupper to sleep tight. Also >>32624230

>>32624236
Rerolling, but have Buddy use Sleep Powder.

I guess we're just going to try to put as many of our enemies to sleep as possible.

>>32624253
FUCK ME REROLL

gets need gettin still

>>32624253
ZZzzz

>>32624253
Roll

>>32624253
reroll

>>32624253
rerolling for naps

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>>32624257
reroll

>>32624215
>>32624230
JUST GET ME A GET

>>32624260
Our decision is practically unanimous. Why is a get needed?

>>32624279
So people can roll for something dumb at the last second like reviving Weavile.

>>32624286
re

>>32624287
You stop that this instant.

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>>32624274
>>32624253
>>32624236
>You dash away from Rhyhorn's pursuit while your teammates step in and lay on the damage. And with Rhyhorn knocked down and slowed a bit, Buddy tosses another dose of sleep powder Rhyhorn's way

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>>32624320
Osha: Well that was-

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>>32624327
Osha: aaAAH! Where are these guys coming from?!

>2, 6, 0 next

>>32624327
and now a third pokemon falls from the sky

>>32624333
Just leave and move on to Mt Yonder. It likely can't catch us or pursue us easily.

>>32624333
Have Buddy talk with his fellow plant being. Maybe we can recruit them.

>>32624337
re

>>32624337
>>32624338
If it follows us far enough, then we'll try to recruit, but let's get out of there.

>>32624338
Rerollin'

>>32624337
This but cast Sleep Powder on it anyway

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>>32624356
>>32624337
>Buddy applies a liberal dose of Sleep powder once again, sending the Bonsly into a deep slumber, just the same as the others.

>>32624380
Surely nothing about this could possibly go wrong.

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>>32624380

>>32624384
Now do butt stuff with them

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>>32624384

>>32624389
>that shadow in the bottom right
oh no

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>>32624389

so do we get to rape now

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>>32624398
Osha: Okay, this time-

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>>32624404
INCOMING MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK OUT

>>32624404
>that left hand
OP, are you trying to play shadow puppets?

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>>32624404
>With a gust of wind, a large rocky pokemon swoops down into the valley
Aerodactyl: Ah goshdangit! I know my eyesight ain't what it used to be, but I thought I'd knock at least one of yous. *Sigh* All these young pokemon taking naps making the old fart battle. So be it, you want the leader of the Rocky Rollers, here I am! And I don't plan on takin no naps. Least not till 3.

>4, 7, 9

>>32624421
If I roll a 3 he naps

>>32624421
Hug the Aerodactyl we must confuse him

>>32624421
Pretend that you are his grandson and that Osha is your husbando. Make him think he has Alzheimer's or dementia.

If that doesn't work, Osha can freeze one of his wings while the rest of you smack his shit in.

>>32624421
tell it to go all out and mega evolve first
then everybody attacks while it's wasting time doing that

>>32624430
Offer him a blowjob

>>32624433
do this, at least the second part

>>32624433
Reroll

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>>32624433
Holy shit this.

But replace the attacks with more Sleep Powder, gramps needs his naps

>>32624433
Do this, at least all of it.

>>32624433
this

>>32624433
Re, but with some shitty accent, maybe Jamaican

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>>32624447
>>32624433
>"Don't you recognize us, gramps? It's me, ur grandson, and my husband Osha"

Osha: ... *:T*

Aerodactyl: Eh? What's that? I know you?

>Aerodactyl squints his eyes and gets a good look at you and your team

Aerodactyl: Hmm... yeah! Yeah it is you, isn't it! How long has it been? Hah, must be years by now, huh? Why haven't you come to visit sooner. You used to love taking rides through the air. Ahh but oh well. You looking to pass through? Go on, but just this once. I may be old, but I still deserve some respect, you know!

Osha: Well, thanks, uh, gramps!

Aerodactyl: Be sure to come visit more often!

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>>32624487
>You and your team head off down the pass

...

Osha: Well that-

>Plum hurriedly covers Osha's mouth before he can jinx things further

TO BE CONTINUED

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>>32624487
>it actually fucking worked

>>32624497
Night OP

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>>32624497
>this whole thread
It's nice to finally get back into the swing of things.
Night OP, and thanks for the thread

>>32624497
I hope we do visit Grampa Aero again some day. He deserves the company.

Thanks for the run, OP!

Night OP.

See ya

night all, thanks for joining!

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otter husband get

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>>32624556
l-lewd

OP, are you gonna do opening pics for Teams C and D too?

>>32626374
sure

>>32626965
Thanks OP, you're the best.