/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32615925
Actual prev thread: >>32609573

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

box starter

>>32615925
>that previous thread
wait what that thread was so long ago

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>>32615937
>Well you've cashed in on your quests at the guild office, you've been to see the new mayor Treecko, you've visited the new pokemon school and had Osha take a crash course lesson on the Bargaining skill, had some shenanigans at the TM bank and met up with Xatu. What's next for you and team regicide?

>3, 6, 9 decides

>>32615969
Say hi to Misdreavus, ask her how the machine worked out. Maybe try to recruit her too?

>>32615956
That's the one on my reference file that I copy the intro and rules from. Just forgot to update it for this thread

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>>32615988
Osha: Hello Misdreavus

Misdreavus: Oh! It's you guys! I was hoping we would run into you. You haven't seen Sneasel yet, have you?

Osha: I think we might have passed him but we didn't talk to him yet, no.

Misdrevus: Oh, well then I get to give the good news! We sold our Machine of Death concept! And it's all thanks to the test run you guys did.

Osha: Oh, well, congrats... I guess? Who bought it?

Misdrevus: The Explorer's Guild!

Osha: Oh no

Misdreavus: Yes! Starting now, you'll be able to take up mercenary missions from the guild to track down and take out dangerous criminals! Me and Sneasel will be there to help as well with the usual. Sneasel will run intel to determine how the targets are going to die and I'll help by conjuring items for the assassinations, as usual.

Osha: Well, congrats then, that's great for you guys

Misdreavus: Thanks! Looking forwards to working with you guys on missions!

>3, 7, 9 next

>>32616132
Does this mean more death machine threads? Can't wait
I guess we should head to the smith now and get that out of the way.

>deposited the Garchompite several days ago since I didn't think it'd be useful
>suddenly Joy Seed+ is a thing
fukc

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>>32616153
Charmander: Hello and welcome back, Team Regicide. Hope you are all doing well!

Timburr: Hey, I just finished work on your guys' new guildhouse! Check it out when you can!

Osha: Oh wow, you guys work fast, huh? Thank you!

Charmander: We'll take all your materials off your hands for you. Just let us know if you want to craft anything. Check the crafting page of the info sheet, we have a couple new recipes, too!

>Want to craft anything? 3, 4, 7

>>32616238
Craft an Orb of Confusion, a Plum Body Pillow, one Jelly Baby, and three OPFO buttons.

>>32616238
Craft an Osha body pillow, for obvious reasons

>>32616249
this but it's an osha body pillow and two opfo buttons

>>32616274
5 total opfo buttons, got it

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>>32616249
>>32616274
Charmander: Here you go guys, enjoy

Osha: Ugh, Ron did you have to get another one of these-

oSHo: I Am tHE OsHO. IaM LovE yeW.

Osha: Nooo

OsHO: We mUSt seXuAL NoW

Osha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Charmander: Uhm. Anything else for you today?

>Anything else? Or move on? 2, 5, 7

>>32616337
Apricorn stuff is still a thing, right? Can we imbue something with Terrakinesis?

>>32616337
Sexual with OsHO

>>32616374
Reroll...?

>>32616374
you can make rock armor, which has that. It'll take your last brwn and blk apricorns to make

>>32616395
Sure. We'll probably need the armor.

note: Some one use items in your inventory may now appear with an (A) or a (T). These are items that can be repaired by a pokemon with the (A)lchemy or (T)echnology skills. It'll require a small amount of gold to do so however.

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>>32616418
>>32616377
>You also craft Rock Armor and put it in your inventory

>2, 9, 0 next

>>32616478
Well we don't have any money to go shopping, so let's head to the bar and see what's up.
Also for the love of all that is good someone else please roll, I've been dictating nearly every action this whole thread

>>32616478
Two flying armors for the eventual Eatcake Spam!
>>32616514
Im trying,but the fucking captchas dont load

>>32616514
very slow tonight :/
Maybe call it early? I do have some clover to get through and some magikarp to grind

>>32616538
I dunno, I kinda want to get all this item management stuff out of the way so the actual fun can begin. At least do >>32616537 before finishing up

>>32616567
With your current apricorn stores, you can only make 1 flying armor

>>32616567
also, still kinda working on the next chapter, so story probably won't be ready until monday-ish anyway. Guess since it's slow we could get the Shaymin dialogue over with

Wait, so is the thread over then?

>>32616832
That or OP is typing up the Shaymin stuff.

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>You make 1 flying armor and head over to the forest

Shaymin: Oh hey, look who it is, only how long after getting back to the city...?

Osha: Yeah, I didn't see you up on that tower fighting that 50% Zygarde. Things were stressful, we needed a little rest before we get back into this shit.

Shaymin: Fine, whatever. Look the situation is getting dire here. We have a fucking million little zygarde cells sucking the life out of everything- and now even whole towns at a time. I can even feel it still trying to kill off this forest. It's an effort to keep things blooming and alive right now.

Meloetta: Not to mention someone's going around capturing pokemon in those vile human devices

Jirachi: And I understand there's some kind of immortal pokemon walking around.

Shaymin: Hmph. I feel like were getting nowhere with this. Alright, I've been thinking. This whole stinks of Yveltal. It's known for absorbing life energy like this.

Osha: So you think it has something to do with all this?

Shaymin: I'd say it's something worth looking into. We should go pay it a visit and ask some questions, right?

Osha: Oh geez, going to talk to a legendary pokemon... can we even do that?

Jirachi: Hey, you guys met the genies and stuff.

Osha: Yeah, but they made the whole tower challenge thing. It feels like it'd be weird.

Shaymin: Well, swallow your awkwardness, cause if we want to get to the bottom of this, we need some answers. So, our next destination is going to be Mt Yonder.

>>32616904
Wait, "our"? Is Shaymin joining?

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>>32616904
Osha: Yonder? Why there?

Jirachi: Alright, this requires a bit of explanation... and we're going to have to ask you to keep this a secret... but once every, oh thousand years or so, a bunch of legendaries decide to all meet up in their hidden sanctuary, Aula Calesti, and catch up and shoot the shit. You know, just chill for a bit.

Shaymin: It just so happens they're meeting up very soon there. This is probably our best bet to track them down easily.

Osha: And the Mt. Yonder part?

Meloetta: Again, hush on this, but... Deep inside Mt. Yonder, down past where most normal pokemon dare venture, there's a portal to Aula Calesti. We get there and we get a chance to meet with some legendaries.

Osha: So, we just have to make it through the mountain and find this portal?

Shaymin: Well... yes and no. Mostly no. The HARD part here is that you need to be judged worthy to even use the portal.

Osha: Worthy? What does that mean?

Shaymin: I dunno. We're not really... privy to these details...

Osha: What, aren't you guys legendaries too?

Jirachi: Pff, to them, we're just lowly 'mythical' pokemon.

Meloetta: But maybe if we can show them that we have an impending emergency on our hands, then they might allow an exception. It honestly might be our only chance.

Osha: Man, this sounds like it might be difficult.

Shaymin: Don't worry, we'll be coming with you guys to help out. We're going to need all of us to get through the mountain... Let us know when you're ready and we'll all set out

>>32617076
Does that mean we should pick our partners? Because I nominate Rina and Plum.

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>>32617076
So I guess this means we'll have to wander over yonder

>>32617076
>We'll all be coming with you
So does that mean everyone we've recruited so far is in on this? NOICE

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>>32617195
>Alright Nibbles, wow me.
Nibbles is pretty much our Commander Peepers.

>>32617188
>>32617206
I guess we've visited pretty much everything except the shops, which, I mean you've got some things to sell, but you probably won't be able to buy too much.

We do need to pick up the side quests for this mission still, as well as set up the potential (B, C, and D teams), set anyone to start learning at the school, and one other new thing at the guild. But I can say now the Mt. Yonder mission will be broken into 3 teams, your main team, the B team, and team mythical here. Guess we can check out the upgraded guild and start sorting that out

>>32617247
Sick, three-way penetration for that all-out attack.

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Osha: Oh! Timburr, what are you doing back here? And... why is... uh, just why.

Timburr: Thought I'd just pop over to introduce you guys to the new feature to your guild. Not only is it much bigger and lets you coordinate more teams, but we dug out a nice plot of land for you. You can plant a seed, berries, or even an Apricorn here and any pokemon staying at the guild will help to tend to your crop. The more pokemon here, the better the yield, especially so for any Nature-skilled pokemon. Welp, enjoy!

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>>32617408
Bigger and better

>>32617408
It's beautiful.

>>32617414
Ah geez, I just realized that you made it even harder on yourself to transition from the guild house to Risellan.

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>>32617414
Is it bad if I first read the "jobs" board as "boobs"?

>>32617473
I know you didn't put out any prompts for actions, but can we motorboat the board anyway?

>>32617414
Where is Rina OP
WHERE IS RINA

>>32617449
the guildhouse was already taking up all of the small board. Couldn't really make it bigger unless I broke it into pieces and drew and erased each every time we moved around on the small board. I'd hate to pigeonhole myself in case Things happen, but maybe I'll either draw the guild or the city on paper so I can switch it out quicker

>>32617516
In the figure pile somewhere

>>32617534
or you can always buy more boards

>>32617566
Well I suppose I do need to get one with a grid so I can start trying to convince my friend to play pokednd

>>32617610
Yee

Can we have a dance party before we end the thread tonight?

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>>32617735
Woo! Dance Party! Just look at em go!

>>32617780
needs more breakdancing

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>>32617780
Thank you OP

G'night.

>>32617780
to be continued?

>>32617941
Nope. They danced forever until Perfect Zygarde came by and obliterated the guild house.

>>32617780
Quite impressive how fast our team has grown in size

why does this sound like it's suddenly going to erupt into a massive erotic pokemon fanfiction

I couldn't find a vpmd thread active since like a month or two, until now, but i'm late again. Hope to see it on time tomorrow

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>>32617983
>Implying it hasn't already
that time with that wooper, geez, it sure was a squirter

>>32618068
me too, i'm gonna try and get in time tomorrow

>you will never play tabletop with OP
why live

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>>32619657
I'm honestly a tabletop novice. Only played actual dnd once for like, 2 legs of the campaign. But it did play a whole campaign of yugioh dnd. Highlight of that: we went to a brothel and purchased the best prostitute we could afford to become our adventure partner. It was pic related

>>32620823
what a slut

>>32620823
Now that's a sexual tyrannosaurus