/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

>it's a nick hates niggers episode

Wow. Just wow.

Genocide Murkrow.

>>32590776
>it's a nick abducts children episode

okay now they're just recycling shit from the first season

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>see aerodactyl on first 3 mons/bottom sideview
>check nearby to see if it's by one of the 3.5 pokestops i can easily drift to on ipad
>if it isnt, fuck that not worth going back out fot 100 dust
>it's by the starbucks half a block over (ie i walk into bedroom and ipad drifts me .5-1 block south)

>>32590787
>actuallly getting rock types on nearby

wow how many hankebuckes have you bought to get that?

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>>32590787
>under 1800
>savage season it in AR (didnt want to waste greatballs despite living on stops they aint dropping like normal)
>appraise before transferring
>has good IVs
>check citymap
>only 82%
wew too bad he's not a keeper

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uh guys what is this

>>32590826
That would be a Pokedoll. You throw them at the wild Pokémon to make them fug it

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>>32590834
newfag

>>32590826
its an image from another thread

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Nick BTFO

>>32590826
im stealing this and posting to leddit for the karma

>>32590826
>uh guys what is this
Stalepasta

Im tired of walking, lads. Next paycheck, im getting a bike.

One of my biggest regrets is not spoofing when I had the chance ;_;

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>live out in the fucking boonies
>Pokémon only ever found in the wild
>A fucking larvitar shows up and it could be literally anywhere

just end my ruralfag suffering already

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>>32590803
>>actuallly getting rock types on nearby
Started off better
>1/2

>wow how many hankebuckes have you bought to get that?
?? Starbucks added a pokestop then another gym appeared in October

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>>32590889
>2/2
First 30 mins 2 aerocraptyls at same spot i didnt feel urged to grab

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Post your lads
Finally got my first Tyranitar up to lvl 30

>>32590888
>A fucking larvitar shows up and it could be literally anywhere
Learn to triangulate.

Kids these days can't even walk for 2 minutes to triangulate a spawn.

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>>32590914
I'm not that guy, but I'm deep ruralfag.

Triangulation is impossible out here. Rural properties are huge, so it's a long way from one road to another. If something appears on Sightings while you're walking down a rural road, you better pray it's near the road. Can't walk onto anybody's property, so if it's too far away to reach from the road, it's a lost cause.

In fact, this just happened to me with a Mareep. Walked up and down my road, but couldn't find it. Means it was too far from the road on someone's property, so it was out of reach.

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>>32590904
>tfw only in 5 now

>>32590935
I miss the winter when I could be in ten gyms for two months straight. Now it's summer and everyone's out and about, taking all the gyms down every hour.

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>Been playing all week
>got everything apart from Larvitar
mfw i know i wont get it

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>>32590931
I feel you. This is what I have to work with. It's also pouring down and pitch black outside. I'm not going to get shot because I accidentally walked onto some hicks property. I've already hatched 2 so I'm thankful for that, I just need candies.

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>Rock event and I missed the first hour when larvitar were everywhere
>Fml.jpeg
>Literally playing everyday after work to level up, get pokecrack and see if I can catch some larvies
>Nowhere2befound.gif
>Think to myself that I'll just have to get candies by walking or getting lucky with eggs
>Eat 8/10 dinner and ready for relax time
>Get comfy in bed
>Check Pokemon Go
>Larvitar on radar
>Ohshitnigger.exe
>Get on shoes, jacket, wallet and keys
>Mfw I opened the door
>Got on the floor
>Ran 8 blocks to catch the dinosaur

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>>32590754
you can touch her egg

>>32590931
>Triangulation is impossible out here.
Yeah, maybe if you were in NA at launch.

You have less than 9 targets in a rural open area. Triangulation is fucking easy. Go Google how to triangulate.

>>32590889
Why has larvitar got those pink rings around it?

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>>32591052
Explain to me how I'm supposed to triangulate this.

>>32591104
It highlights the pokestop the selected Pokémon is at on your map

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How was your day, anons

I discovered this nice secluded little spot and then hatched a Dratini.

>>32591052
>it was too far from the road on someone's property, so it was out of reach
>JUST TRIANGULATE IT FAG

typical cityfag. you can't just walk into someone's yard out in the boonies, you'll get shot or mauled by their dog.

>>32591125
learn how to gps drift

>>32591154
Oh, okay. :^)

>>32591153
>you'll get shot or mauled by their dog
Must suck to live in a third world country.

Guess hidden pokes are the only combat for spoofers and scanners.

>>32591169
Not that guy, but what country do you live in where you can just walk into someone's yard?

>>32591178
Scotland explicitly has laws that lets adventurers wander around the countryside for the sake of adventuring.

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>>32591176
Discords are saying Niantic has blocked the shop from flagged accounts too. They can buy coins, but they can't spend them.

Hanke doesn't want you playing, but he wan't say no to your sweet cash.

>>32591187
That's awesome

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Anyone into tentacles? 50coins for 1hr

>>32591187
So now there's zero gain for botters/spoofers to take gyms? Holy shit, this might be Hanke's best move yet.

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>>32591205
No thanks, I'm all set.

>>32591206
Except spoofers weren't hit, just bots

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Caught my highest CP Geodude ever. Shame about the moveset.

>>32591185
You mean laws that allow for anyone to go onto your property that you pay for and own?

No thank you

>>32591271
An uncivilised third-worlder wouldn't understand the culture and traditions that led to such a law existing. It's pretty hard for someone with a narrow, selfish worldview to comprehend.

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>>32591045
>you will never be a pokepimp

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Is scizor any good? I got a 93% with best moves, not sure if i shoulder power it up.

What about steelix?

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>>32591185
>>32591285
>random strangers are legally allowed to walk all over your private fields and woods
>if they break into your house while you're out, they legally own your house now
>"I-I'm not the one in a third-world country, y-you are!!!"

>>32591292
>ask if their mon is any good
>don't give moveset
Why do people do this.

>>32591297
I don't understand why you're bringing adverse possession into this when it has nothing to do with the discussion.

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>>32591285
You're trolling, and it's pretty obvious. But I guess you just wouldn't understand the culture and traditions that led to a country having property rights

>>32591322
nothing personal, kid

>>32591253
>golem MS/RB vs. Ho-oh Steel Wing/Solar Beam, Ho-oh wins with 10 HP
>MS/SE golem vs SW/SB Ho-oh, Ho-oh wins with 1 HP
>any dual rock move combo, golem wins with 10 HP
heh, hanke'd.

>>32591322

Nothing personal kid

>>32591292
Dual bug type moves is a decent exeggutor prestieger, bullet punch / x scissor is the best defensive moveset, bullet punch/iron head is the most offensive set.

>>32591126
Oh damn! I just returned to the game after X months away, and I had no idea you could do this.

Fuck me, I lost two Larvitar to densely-packed Pokestops

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>>32591322
wtf is with his hair?

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> went from 23 larvitar candies to 95
> event isn't even over yet
> even if I don't get tyranitar by the time the event ends I have already saved myself from walking 100s of kms
> Hanke is a merciful god

>>32591353
>Hanke is a merciful god
it's not over till you see that moveset

>>32591349
That's the 'Tameem'.

>>32591353

Iron Tail / Fireblast

>>32591303
bullet punch/iron head

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>>32591366
>>32591450
>>32591461
Nah, I don't really care and I think not giving a fuck is a key to getting good movesets. That is the only Dragonite I have ever made:

Does buddy distance cap? I'm walking for the last 5 candies I need to power my snorlax up but it keeps rolling back and not giving candy wtf

This event came out during finals.

>>32591555
This event came out during 90-degree weather.

>>32591497
>I don't really care and I think not giving a fuck is a key to getting good movesets.
Is this a new religion, or just bait?

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Pretty happy with how my collection is coming along. Would be nice to have more stardust though, hardly have any 3k mons at level 36.

Im trying to fly gps spoof to some cool mons and before doing anything, fly back. Always worked, but not anymore. Any spoofers noticed any difference with this update?

>>32591632
thanks for holding this game back, hope it was worth it.

>>32591575
M8 thats nearly enough to boil water mate

>>32591632
Nothin' personal, kid.

>>32591640
And people like to bitch about how desert biomes get good spawns. The temperature balances it out, but good thing my beaner genes offer me a +10 to heat resistance

>>32591497
>Dragon Tail / Outrage
>bad
Nice meme.

>>32591651
>+10 Heat resistance
>Not +20 Heat resistance with +15 stealth

>>32591522
I think its like 40km a day

>>32591668
but blacks don't have other perks they get, like construction +40 or a decent linguist perk

>>32591661
he wasn't saying it was bad though...

>>32591680
Yeah, I def walked more than that today.
Well this stinks. I won't be getting TTar candies tomorrow if I don't get the last five relaxo candies I need.

>>32591668
I think the blacks get the +15 sneak, with an additional night bonus for obvious reasons
>>32591684
Don't forget the agriculture buff
>captcha is "Nuevo Centro"
Made me think

>>32591684
>Needing to build something in PoGo

>>32591708
Obviously. Still, -20 speech hurts them most.

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>>32590761
>/WhoHereBeenLurkingSinceLaunch/?

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>>32591780
proof of samefag

So new anti-bot measures in place. Any spoofers been hit yet? Think they will? Or will Niantic just continue to not care?

>>32591785
Why is it showing sightings and not the pokestop tracker? There are definitely enough pokestops around you

>>32591812
It's from september mate

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>>32591806
It's pretty difficult to target spoofers from my (limited) understanding. Maybe they will be visited by God-Emperor Hanke soon. Anyone able/willing to give a quick rundown as to why spoofie-cucks are difficult to manage?

>>32591806
>So new anti-bot measures in place.

Any time I hear this, I knock down my local Valor gyms because they're full of bots. Next day, it's back to level 10.

So no, Niantic is full of shit.

>>32591806
a legit soccer mom level 40 from our city discord got hit with the shadow ban on her account she couldn't see larvs or snorlax kek

>>32591206
Daily reminder: Main gain of taking a gym is the sweet sweet tears of the other team memebers you take it from.

>>32591841
For android atleast, spoofing, put to the most simple terms, is just handing niantic different gps information than the phones native gps antennae. Spoofing is done on the official app provided by niantic, and downloaded through the official vendors, so all the easy catches (old api/hashing errors) don't come into play. When done correctly, Niantic has no way of knowing whether or not the gps info is being tampered with. They can't even detect that my phone is rooted. How are they supposed to know I have an app that feeds false gps info?

>>32591806
Nope.
Just spoofed a 89% Bilssey with 2560 CP this morning. Feels good man.

>>32591940
>legit
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>32591946
They could just look into your catch history and see that you caught one mon in America then 2 hours later another in Europe, but I don't think they can do that for some reason. I think this would be the only way of identifying a spoofer tho

>>32591953
Spoofing!=sniping
You asked about spoofing

>>32591957
>You
I initially asked for the quick rundown, the other post was from someone else. Thanks for the info though

>>32590870
Beware that you have to drive reaaaally slow nowaydays to get km for the eggs and buddy. Better option is rollerskates, you even have your hands free

>>32590965
I'm the opposite, I couldn't stay in many because it was a bastard to go out and train in the first place because of the cold, and the cold weather just encouraged more spoofers.
Now Summer is back around, but no one has came back to play, I can play more and easier thanks to the sun, and little by little some of the spoofers have gone away

>>32591821
fucking rekt. how did you even have those pics?

>>32590904
Smoke me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast.

>>32591185
>>32591297
There's no trespass law in Scotland when it comes to land
As long as there is no damage done when entering, or damage done while on the land, you're free to walk anywhere. If the owner of the land asks you to leave, you have to leave, otherwise they can phone the police for loitering.

I mean, if you go onto a farm, the farmer is guaranteed to tell you to fuck off, but at least he can't shoot you like in some countries

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update when

it's Q2 2017 already

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>crew drives past parked car with lures
>20 minutes later people from parked car see us walking out of park
>tell us they saw us using their lures
>tells us they are surprised to see other people as crazy as them: playing pokemon go
>I tell them plenty of people still play
>defensively tells us that the game isn't as big as when it started
>no shit. But we still have a solid group of players in the area
>tells me not really
>pogo player drives past us, he doesn't see him
>tell him like 10-15 people have been out today already
>says it must be because of the rainy weather
>not sure what to say to this we say goodby and leave
>guess they are level 27ish

>run into buddy walking to the gym in the park and tell him to go drop in while we hit stops
>comes back and says that he couldn't b/c two people were their fighting it
>one of them was boosting up his flareon b/c it wasn't strong enough
>20 minutes later they take down the level 4 gym
>levels 20 & 21
>wtf are they even playing for?

>>32592129
For fun, maybe?

Although you don't see players very often here there are still a few hotspots where they gather. It's weird though, no-one actually walks, they just park at Pokéstops, put on lures and camp there for hours. I don't understand it but to each their own I guess.

>>32591940
How do you know if you're affected by this? I haven't seen any Larvitar either although I'm pretty sure it's because this is a shit game no-one is meant to beat.

>>32592129
there's a local pogo facebook group, would I get raped or murdered if I try to set up a carfag / walkfag group?

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what do they want from me?

>>32592229
Idk about you, but the my towns fb pogo group is nothing but a bunch of old soccer moms and literal social outcasts. They set up a meeting in a park downtown once and i seriously just kept walking without even acknowledging them.

>evolve my first machamp ever
>100% ivs
>get double steel

Thanks.

Looking forward to his gym diversity update.

>>32592347
I know that feel, same literally happened to me

>>32590848
how will he ever recover?

>>32592347
>Evolve my perfect larvitar
>Bite/Fire Blast

I just pretend she's a mini Gojira

>>32592347
>>32592545
i powered up a 56% machamp with karate punch and stone edge to 2600 cp, ask my anything

Haven't used an incense in about 7 months, what's the best strategy for it? Use it near a Stop? In a crowded place? Away from spawns? While moving? I forget

>>32592644
While moving. If your going at a certain speed it can spawn a pokemon every minute.

>>32592654

Perfect, I'll be using one tomorrow then. Thanks!

Can you not find 100%s in the wild anymore?

I'm out of touch with changes from the last 2 months.

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>13 Larvitars so far
i'm loving it

Too bad for the ones that despawned before I could get there but that's life.

I don't use a car nor a scanner

>>32591780
>Lures
>giving anything worth a shit
This pic was shopped

>>32592684
>lying on the internet
why do you do this anon

>>32592688
I'm not lying I live in an area full of Larvitars

>>32592678
>Can you not find 100%s in the wild anymore?
You can. I caught 2 a week ago.

>>32592577
Same. This and all of them above 95% got fire blast.

>>32592693
Santa Monica?

>>32592706
No I live in Portugal. But it's a similar latitude as California so it's probably a similar biome.

>>32592684
Send some of those little dudes my way please.

I live in a pretty decently sized city and I've still caught exactly 0. Maybe my next 10k egg will be a lucky hatch though.

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I don't think I'll ever find a 15 att larvitar so should I just go ahead and evolve one of my 80%+ ones?

>>32592620
Why?

New to this (I'm late I know)

Is it worth getting the pokemon go plus thingy? Will it help me save battery life? I mostly play on my way to work so sometimes I'm out of battery at the end of my work day.

Another question, can you still catch gen 1 pokemon? I started yesterday and all I've been getting is gen 2 stuff like murkrow and spinarak

>>32592828
Only found one with 15att but he ruined everything by having 8 def and 10 stamina so I turned him into candy to evolve a 13/15/14.

Right now I'm farming to evolve a 11/15/12 because she's lvl 25 already, which means it will top 3k once I evolve her.

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>>32591322
Nothing personal, kid

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Im convinced that it is impossible to find a larvitar that is worth anything. Best I've found is 12/9/4

>>32592684
>tfw my best Larvitar was caught and didn't came from an egg for once.

I keep fucking hatching Tyrogues. Fuck off.

>>32592918
Don't bother with Pokemon Go Plus. Instead, spend a few bucks on an anker portable charger.

Gen 1 Pokemon are still very abundant, typically. The commons are still commons, and the rares are still rares.

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>be |v| 31 legit walkfag
>Casually jogging and catchings some mons
>Fucking ampharos pops out
>it has amazing IV rating
>Never even seen Mareep
>Not even the spoofies have one
>Praise Lord Hanke

>>32592975
tfw no tyrogue

Are Gen 2 starters still in eggs? Haven't hatched one in a while.

>>32593014
Wew congrats dude. I was already really happy with the 3 shitty Mareeps I found randomly

>>32592687
>>Lures
>>giving anything worth a shit
>This pic was shopped
Niether are from lures idiot. Check the pic below it's real, you're just new to this general as it was an OP image a few times

>>32592964
>that arc
Casuals out

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>>32593105
wtf are you talking about nigger

Just got this shit from 10km egg
15/10/12

As a new player should I just find a spot with 3 stops and just use lure there to lvl up fast?

What's the best moveset for steelix? Got my first one today and it was dragon tail/ earthquake

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>>32593139
this one

>>32593154
Steel is a baaaad attacking type. I find Dragon Tail / Heavy Slam better. Gets the job done against dragonites and tyranitars.

>>32592229
Nah, i was just annoyed b/c they didn't know the game and were shiting on it tryin to make small talk. Know your crowd.

I suggest just making a messenger, and one just for your team if their is already a FB group.

>>32592319
Edgy/10

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what's the point of even hatching 10k eggs

>>32593116
Yes with lucky egg. Also do mass evos. Also don't burn urself out, its gonna take a long time to level, and us higher levels are taking 2-4months to level up once at this point

>>32593116
Farm Pidgeys.

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>>32592688
14 now

>>32593169
>Gets the job done against dragonites and tyranitars
Steel is SE against Ttar + Steelix has STAB
Iron Tail also has higher DPS

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>>32593222
im not far behind

>>32593231
Are you using the pineapple?

>>32593235
No i only have 2 left so Im saving them for when I get close to evolving something

>>32593115
You're not even level 30 yet are you

>>32592620
>Evolve 96% Pikachu
>Brick Fucking Break

Sometimes I just wanna go Columbine or Manchester on Niantic's HQ

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post pokedex

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How many of you guys play this game not for actual fun but as a substitute for not being very successful at climbing the dominance hierarchy that our societies presents? My guess is that 90% of men above, say level 33, do this. The rest 10% probably does it to numb themselves from their real life issues.

Your subconcious can't differentiate between the joys of leveling up in the game and getting a promotion in real life because the neurotransmitters and hormones which are released are the same for both instances.

The job of your consciousness is to reflect on the meaning what makes you happy. Now how much meaning does it have for you if you spend 12 months of the year pressing button on a phone for 6 hours a day? What are the consequences for your life if you do that?

If you want to know if you are addicted to this game, check if any of my aforementioned sentences make you feel angry, hurt, or if you want to cast them aside as quickly as possible. If the answer is yes, congrats you are pathologically addicted to this game and should seek help.

How many 100% Pokemon have you got /pgg/?

>>32593376
Only 2.

Parasect (FC/SB)
Raichu (TS/T)

>>32593376
hatched my 3rd one just a bit ago
It was a Pineco
It's a Forretress now
The others are a Nidoking and an Umbreon

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>>32593376
Just one

>>32593376
like 6.

Praise Hanke

>>32593376
Dragonite, boober, electabuzz, cloyster, pidgey, golem. Legit walkfag lvl36

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>>32593438
Shit, forgot pic

>32593373
>being addicted to a walking simulator
>bad
choose one (1)

>>32593376
Kingdra, starmie, and espeon

>>32593448
>>32593446
>>32593445
>>32593438
>>32593430
>>32593419
>>32593419
>>32593402
>>32593390
>>32593376
The fact that every single one of you ignores this post >>32593373 shows far down the snake pit our society is at this point at much power new technologies have over us.

>>32593453
re-see
>>32593448

>>32593453
You can apply that apt logic to any game or hobby. Relax bro, ppl read it

>>32593376
Zero

>>32593376
An Espeon, a Charizard, two Arcanines (one with Ember/FB and the other with Bite/Crunch) and a Quagsire

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>>32593376
8

>>32593453
we get you want the (You)s, but regardless if you get them, people read it, and if your this desperate for the response it is clear its just bait, so pro points to >>32593448 get rkt.


If you were just punched in the face with truth would you respond right away? You tell us to be more open minded about things yet struggle yourself. It's always the plumber with the leaky facet.

To top it all off you only waited 20 minutes till you couldn't handle it, relax newfag, give your point some time to sink in. Most people here are very aware of their situation in life, and have just accepted it. I play this b/c I made all my friends from this game after moving states, and have a social life thanks to this shit game. I post here b/c I enjoy shitting on faggots like (You)

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>>32593376
A handful

>>32591322

NOTHING PERSONAL, KID

>>32593489
>not evolving the Karp

>>32593489
>being a spoofer
>feels rewarded

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>>32593496
Dont have the candies. Spent it on the shiny

>>32593500
just because im not a ruralfag doesnt mean i spoof

>>32593500
He's legit, I recognize him from early days
Old Cuckizard anon, them Dragon Claws

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>in the 1000hrs you spent on pogo you could have learned something useful

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TFW have these but no Pokemon to use them on because all I catch are 60% ivs or lower

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>about to evolve my first and probably the last tyranitar.
>May Hanke bless me
Predict moveset

>>32593539
Bite/Fire Blast

>>32593539
Iron Tail/Stone Edge

>>32593518
oh shit ur right, i was just shitpostin anyway, but ye I've seen him here doin the struggle. my b senpai

>>32593539
Bite and Crunch

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Why must Donphan's movesets so terrible?

>>32593523
>tfw being outside learned a lot of important lessons.

>>32593573
>Evolving a female.

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>>32593581
>being this autistic about genders

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>>32593545
>>32593553
>>32593570
Thoughts?

>>32593592
Best moveset on defense. Not bad.

>>32593523
I learned how to do il changes b/c I was too poor from pogo to pay someone else. Also learned how to change a tire. I know all the roads and navigate like a god and don't stop even during 5pm rush. Ik what fastfood places have the best soda/give free water (some places charge $0.25, not a big deal, but annoying). I have found TONS of new music I wouldn't have otherwise. I have made a crazy amount of friends, which I needed. I found a job opportunity from said friends. Same friends have been their for me when I locked my keys in the car 45 minutes away from home (not playing pogo). I found out and went to 2 art festivals so far b/c I found out from running around everywhere with pogo. I am staying fit.

What did you accomplish in those hours? Shitposted on 4chan?

>>32593609
to do oil changes**

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>>32593585
>>32593592
>Large bulky masculine looking Pokémon.
>Acceptable as female.
Pick one.

>>32593585
>not having fun with basic memes

>>32593609
Learn programming languages and databases,you now actual useful shit.

>>32593686
Yeah, I'm going to school for networking and already know javascript, html, css and basics of programming. The benefits of having a father that provides with the work your just starting to get your feet wet with. BTW have fun with your programming path, only everyone & their mother is going into programming. It wont be hard to find a job, at least not after you learn 5 different languages during 4 years only to get a job that requires you to learn their language. Your co-workers will be great too, but you will meet them soon enough, you'll be working in the same cubicles everyday after all.

>>32593706
Everyone and there mother is going in web dev not programming wtf you talking about?

>>32593731
also mobile dev,guys like me make actual make /design applications

>>32593731
all of my classes are full of programmers, your not wrong either, tons of people are doin web dev, but thats nothing new. Everyone going for degrees with this shit hears about programming and goes into it. Weather I'm right or wrong, you will see soon enough I suppose.

Regardless to all this I am able to progress my career, same as you, & still accomplish all the above I talked about. Time to up your game son.

>>32593686
>changing a tire
>oil change
>making friends
>not useful

PoGo works as a good distraction while walking - it's enabled me to make multiple friends, explore new locations, get fitter and generally give me something to do in this shitty location.

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This event has been all over the place for me.

>Encounter enough Rhyhorn to evolve 6 of them.
>Encounter enough Kabuto to evolve 4 of them
>Encounter enough Omanyte to evolve 3 of them
>Encounter enough Geodude to evolve 4 of them to Golem
>Encounter enough Onix to have candy ready for Steelix
>that feel when no metal coat
>Encounter 8 Aerodactyl
>all 8 have been significantly shittier than the one I hatched from an egg 4 months ago
>Find 7 10k eggs at pokestops
>the 4 that have hatched have all been Pineco, Mantine, or Sudowoodo
>Larvitar drought all event
>Find 3 today
>Get my buddy from 60 candy to 97 candy
>Snorlax spawn a block away
>CP abysmal, IVs terrible, Moves atrocious

>mfw

>>32593794

Okay, shill.

>tfw 40 more hanke bux until I get a poke gf

Feels good man.

>>32593882
Okay, spoofie

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>evolve my near flawless growlithe
>cucked

HAAAAANKE FUCK YOUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>32593960
Trade me bro, i got you.

>>32593960
wow, I would be thankful, that cp would take so much dust.

>>32593373
I don't feel joy getting a promotion (got one in February) and I sure as hell don't feel joy playing this game. I'm the highest level player in my town.

I enjoy dominating normies (in work) and autists (in games).

>>32593523
Yeah but I play this legit so PoGo is actually beneficial for me.

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>>32593373
>>32593453

>>32593376
Venusaur RL/PB
Omanyte MS/HP
Kingler WG/WP
Raichu Spark/WC

All pretty good movesets tbqh. I always have luck with presigers, but with the top tiers I always roll bad movesets.

>>32593376
3 I've bothered to check

>>32593523
>1500km
I've spent no more than 300hrs on the game

>>32592347
>evovle 100% Geodude
>get Mud Slap/Earthquake

I just wanted Stone Edge

Shop trying to shill Pokeballs.

>>32593373
>climbing the dominance hierarchy that our societies presents
I can't climb that hierarchy because others oppress me by not letting me in schools etc. It gives me a lot of freedom to do other stuff like Pokemon GO though. If I really want change in my life where I climb their ladder I will join Islam or something.
>What are the consequences for your life if you do that?
It's better than playing World of Warcraft or something. All the random outdoor stuff I experienced with Pokemon GO was worth it.

>>32594236
>limited time only!
They made this sale because apparently people will pay for it. I can't imagine what spending money on balls feels like... how desperate do people get?

>>32594245
Ignore all the """psychologists""" on this general, whether or not they have a point none of what they're saying is anything more than their own life problems projected onto you. It's actually kind of funny

>>32594252
>inb4 the rural area meme

>>32593373
That's videogames for you.

>>32593376
Magikarp, still not evolved. Nidoran M and Slugma just today.

>>32593453
The reason everyone ignores your post is because it's shit. Now you're desperately trying to samefag to get some (You)s.

Your post wasn't intelligent. It was shit. An angry useless rant.

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15/8/15 dratini. Only complaint is the low CP

>>32594312
Would trash it unless you want a 1700/1600 Dragonite for prestige reasons.

ITT: buttmad pogo shit sandwich eating apologists

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So what's the promo code thing at the bottom of the shop?
Also they said a long time ago that Go and Sun/Moon were getting an update to interact with each other, did that happen?

>>32594296

BTFO
T
F
O

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>hatched my third Larvitar
>almost have enough candies to evolve my second
>mfw
Life's finally smiling uppon me

>>32594334
Its new, but no interaction with S/M yet. I'm hype to see if I can send Lugia over, that's all I'm holding on for.

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>>32594360
How do you like your Macacco soup sempai?

>>32593376
C/P Treeman
MC/EQ Sandslash
RT/SE Magcargo

got a lot of 98%

>>32594360
>event nearly over
>still not a single Larvitar

Fug. At least I got an Aerodactyl.

>>32593376
Zero. The best I have is a 15/14/15 Magikarp.

>>32594369
Muito delíciosa, obrigado.

>>32593960
fucking kys that CP isn't worth evolving.

>>32593376
A Gengar and a Steelix.
I've been maxing the Gengar but I barely use it.

>>32593014
>>Not even the spoofies have one
Huh? I have 3 shitty Mareeps, although I haven't seen any lately.

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>>32593376

My one and only, based Ursaring (male) with its best moveset.

When is the event ending?

Tomorrow at same hour it started?

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>>32593453
>>32593373
>>>/r9k/

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>been walking dragonair all week
>will probably never have enough candy for another dragonite
>this will be my only one
>only 6 candy away from evolving it
>it's going to be steel wing/hyper beam

I just fucking know it

Please bless me Lord Hanke if you give me DT/Outrage or DT/Hurricane I will never ask for a good moveset ever again

>>32594459
>months and months of walking Dratini
>got lucky once and hatched one
>in my luckiest day on the pier I would catch 3 to 5, most days I would only get one
>only went to the pier like twice every month
>steel wing/hyper beam

And now I will walk forever with Mareep which never appears anywhere, and after that with Larvitar which appears once every hour at a random point in my city.
I will never make it. Biomes are this fucked.

>>32594056
Mah boi

>>32594263
This.

>>32594447
READ

Just caught my 6th Larvitar of the event.

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got a 14/15/15 poliwag today

evolve into poliwrath or politoed? I have a good poliwrath with good moves already and missing politoed for the dex but seems like politoed just isnt as good

thoughts?

>>32594583
You never know, just get your entry with good ivs.

>>32594447
nigga this is 4chan not google

>>32594583
i get the feeling the animators knew exactly what they were doing on that skit.

has anyone watched that podcast that nick, reversal and twintendo put out?is it the autistic cringe fest that i hope it is.

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>>32594440
better?

>>32594583
>got a 14/15/15 poliwag today
>evolve into poliwrath or politoed?
dont even think about pepetoad


>14 attack iv
oucu

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>>32590761
Am I cursed?

Of the past seven 10k eggs I've hatched, four in a row were Gligar and two were Mantine. Does RNG hate me or is there some irritating fuckup in the way eggs are generated?

>>32594961

it's all RNG, sorry anon

surely you'll have a good streak later, been there too

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>>32594961

>>32595003
What the fuck. I've hatched 5 Skarms but not a single Mareep.

>>32595003

fuck i guess im lucky, only ever hatched 1 pineco

gligars on the other hand..

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>>32595003
>gathered nine 10km eggs
>hatched them a few days ago
>3 Chansey
>2 Larvitar
>1 Porygon
>not a single Dratini

>>32595003
Is this accurate? I thought larvitar were more common than gligar and pineco, and the chart also seems to be missing the gen 2 starters.

>>32595029
Are they still even in eggs? Haven't hatched a single one since the event.

>>32595025
>3 Chansey
>2 Larvitar
>1 Porygon (which doesn't even hatch from 10k eggs)
>hurts a little bit

Fuck outta here, you goober. You're gonna take your quality spawns and you're gonna be fucking pleased about it.

>>32595025
I wish I had your 10k egg luck

>today
>catch second wild Lapras ever
>hatched one with 98% FB/B from 2k event
>never hatched one from 10k
>have 2 10k
>hatch
>Lapras
>not even happy, shit moves too
>second hatches
>my first egg Aerodactyl
>after catching tons during rock event rn
>"certainly caught my attention"
>steel wing
...

>>32595003
>have hatched a Lapras and Miltank
>still no Larvitar

Da fuk.

>>32595048
>1 Porygon (which doesn't even hatch from 10k eggs)

I was saving those 10km eggs for over a month; some of them were found during the Easter event.

>>32595055
I thought what hatches from the egg is determined at the time you receive it? Or is there a chance of them changing for an event or gen upgrade?

>>32595053

I've hatched everything on the list except fuckign pinsir, never saw it on a radar either, and I've been playing since the start

what the fuck

>>32595064
The egg's spawn is determined when you receive it, yes. The Easter event messed with what spawns in which egg, which is probably how Porygon ended up in 10km.

>>32595003
I call bullshit, I have hatched Miltank, Aerodactyl and Skarmory twice, but still no Snorlax or Lapras...

>feebas will be a grimer-level rare spawn that requires 400 candies and a prism scale to evolve, rarely hatches from 10k eggs, and takes 5km to walk for a candy

I'm scared about gen 3, hold me lads

>>32595248
>Not knowning this already

I play this game to pass time. Not to be the very best.

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>4x reduction to walk for candy
why can't this be normal thing?

why cant we get candy from gym battles with the Pokemon we use?

>>32595253
Well you certainly won't be with that mindset

>>32595267
>4x reduction is made permanent
>every gym is 10 maxed out Blisseys

>>32595267
Its all these high tier machanics in a low tier game. Just goes to show how highly niantic thinks of themselves.

>>32595248
All these just to get cucked on the moveset of Milotic

>>32595280
>Just buy more Lucky eggs to level up. You'll get there soon.

>>32595280
And every gym get smacked by a maxed out machamp

>>32595280
Stahp, we already know a solution for this is coming

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>its raining
I wonder what it will be....

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>mfw they suddenly announce Adventure Fortnight

>>32595289
Where did you get your Max Machamp?

>>32595304
from Tibetan monk on a mountain

>>32595295
Pineco

>>32595304
1. Evolve a Machop into Machoke
2. Evolve that Mackoke into Machamp
3. Max it out
4. ???
5. Profit

>>32595295
anyone know if rock types have a highr probability of hatching if the egg was obtained during the event period?Hatched afew geodudes this week which go my curiosity.

>>32595361
Possible but not likely

lol they finally put that Pokeball sale on the store.

Most useless shit. I keep deleting balls to have item storage.

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11/13/14 10k egg
at least i got a new pokedex entry

Is there a relationship between CP levels and the Pokémon percent of perfection? I have a geodude that is 216CP and around 40% CP and it says that the stats exceed expectations

>>32593285
Use it against tyranitar for shits

>>32595381
>he doesnt even have a GoPlus

Anon, I....

>>32595541
>percent of perfection
IV's, desu.
And yes, higher iv's = higher cp cap.

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I'm gonna make it, guys!

>>32595670
Make it to what? You gonna max it?

>>32595677
Shit, I meant getting up there with baller amounts of Chansey candy

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>>32595670

>>32590761
Heyo, I played the game hardcore when it first came out and got to level 22 in ~2 weeks.
I kinda wanna play casually again, what have I missed and what is planned?

>>32595692
Super jelly

>>32595643
Is a goplus really worth it?
Is it possible to use it in my pocket? I dont want to wear the bracelet

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>>32595692
>not XLXL

>>32595715
He spoofs desu. Wish nothing but death and bad tidings unto him.

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>>32595741

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>>32595753
Nothing worse than spoofing carfaga

>>32595728
>is it worth it
Only uses pokeballs, no berrys/great/ultras.
Catch rate is shit unless youre walking and its a weak shitmon.
Tracks distance well.
Has speed limit.
>is it possible to wear it in my pocket
I do it all the time, the vibration is pretty strong. Unfortunately its also pretty loud so it might be unwise to use it at work.

It spins stops, hatches eggs, collect buddy candy and catches shitmon, all while having your screen locked.
What i do is just use it as a notification for pokes then pull out my phone at catch them by hand. Really conserves balls this way.

>>32595728
Just got one yesterday after picking up the game after 8 months of not playing. Totally worth it.

>>32595786
>>32595873
Think I may invest in one. Ive been trying to wait for the Android wear app but lord knows kf that's ever coming

New Thread

>>32595925

New Thread

>>32595925

New Thread

>>32595925

>>32590870
Can you not spoof anymore? I just got back into the game and was going to try spoofing to catch up.

>>32595003
I have not seen nor hatched a single fucking sandshrew in the entire 3 months i have been playing this piece of shit game.