making this thread and going to bed edition
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>IV Checker Apps
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Previous Thread: >>32576780
Post cute waifus.
Is there anything more pathetic than being a man and using a girl's avatar?
>>32584396
Nope
>>32584396
spoofing
>>32584428
That's less pathetic than being a walkfag or a carfag.
Can you use other images as OP? The same 4 images get annoying real fast
>>32584396
i use a girl avatar because i wanna be the girl
>>32584446
This
Just take a random picture from the previous thread
>>32584458
With a humourous caption
>>32584442
Maybe in Bizarro World
>>32584442
spoofie detected
How are walkfags doing in Manchester?
Collecting many coins tonight lads?
>>32584498
I was out a few hours ago and I was having a blast, then shit happened.
>>32584498
>>32584509
what happened?
>>32584509
>I was having a blast
>>32584509
>I was having a blast
>>32584530
Ariana Grande concert got bombed and lots of people died or are injured
>>32584557
Paying to see that whore IS a bomb.
>>32584509
>I was having a blast
Post spoopies butthurt.
>>32584509
>I was having a blast
Hank you double nigger, almost six fucking miles and not a single larvitar
>>32584509
>I was having a blast
>14/12/13 wild catch with high CP
Does Kabutops have ANY usable movesets?
>>32584711
Swords Dance
Aqua Jet
Waterfall
Stone Edge
>>32584711
mudshit/hidro pump isn't so bad
>>32578263
Had one on my heel and it burst randomly, it started to heal over until I slipped down the stairs and it started bleeding. Now it looks like the Nike tick.
>>32584711
This one is mine and it's not completely terrible
>it's another Ekans from the 2k episode
>>32584744
You can't prestige with that thing...
Wonder if anyone was playing when the bomb went off and what they were catching.
>be level 33
>have tons of good 'mons, capable of smashing level 10 gyms with ease even if they're filled with Blisseys
>realize it's pointless to put a Pokemon in afterwards because nobody plays in my area aside from the bots
>>32584865
Well, you gain a lot of XP from taking level 10 gyms.
So is TryNBanMe01-08 still a thing?
>>32584840
Idk what they were catching, but after the bombs they were probably getting a bunch of gastlys
>>32584396
You must play a female character as man, she is your girl going on an adventure with you. Why would you use a male character to self insert?
>>32584905
Who cares
>>32584644
Caught this at 3 this morning just checking to see what was outside work before clocking in. Check whenever you usually dont play
Are these IVs serviceable, or should I just wait for the perfect Dratini? That pokedex spot has been taunting me for ages.
>>32584904
Not for the time it takes, no.
>>32585026
You can do better than that.
>>32585026
No, that's awful. I'd try to go for at least 87%.
Finally got a good Larvitar and evolved it, but that asshole ate up all my Stardust. Is there any way except farming shitmons to get Stardust fast?
>>32585155
>>32585169
all right then, time to hatch this 10k and pray
>>32585177
hatch eggs, catch evolved mons
>>32585177
I play casually and accumulate at least 100k stardust every week. You need self control.
>>32585214
you can't "play casually" and also accumulate at least 100k stardust weekly
>>32585241
I have 10 gyms atm.
>>32585246
okay?
>>32585246
"casually"
nigger I can't even take down one myself
Just caught, my best Pokemon thus far
>>32585294
>no 95% eevee
nigga really your best pokemon ?
>>32585306
I'm only level 13 I don't play much
>>32585313
Oh I see.
When the game first started there was the pokedex bug so eevees were godly.
>>32585326
How do I go about power leveling, shitmon have taken most my balls and I don't really want to buy more, seems like in the last hour every shitmon has broken out at least once even at 100cp
"This summer save your candies" - Niantic at the Weeby Awards
>>32585448
"Save your legendaries"
what did they mean by this?
LADS
>>32585633
itsfuckingnothing.jpg
bitcoin payment feature when
>>32584717
Kek
>>32584920
because i have a real life girlfriend?
>>32584920
W E W
E
W
>>32584604
>hopebiscuit.gif
>>32584920
>needing a girl to adventure with
Girls don't know jack shit about going innawoods. You can trust your best male friend to have your back in the wilderness. A girl is more likely to kick and scream at the mere sight of a Ledyba.
>>32584390
>>32585633
Just update the maps first and it will be better already
>>32584454
so you're mentally ill
This game is fucking boring after they added a soft ban for sniping.
I just log on, get the daily bonuses after teleporting a few blocks away, then cash out, and close the app. I STILL have 18 gyms and it's been a week. They didn't block me from loading up on 10 gyms in 120 minutes, so I guess I'll care in July when I drop below 10 gyms.
>>32585398
Just keep catching and saving all your Pidgey, Weedle, Caterpies, Rattatas (all those shitmons etc.). Then do a mass evolve with a lucky egg on. Best to do it when a double XP event so you get 4 times the XP, but we just had one so it might be a wait.
>>32586218
SPOOFIES BTFO
Best machamp moveset?
>>32584428
I'd say botting is more pathetic.
>10 Excellent Razz Ultra Curveballs on Slugma
>breaks out of every one
>flees
>>32584378
>tfw u get home after getting lit between parks on a pokehunt and there's tree finna get lit
>>32586218
>this game is boring after I got banned for cheating
Just stop playing. Maybe Cookie Clicker is more your speed.
>>>32584363
Kinda low on dust so I wanna know if it's worth maxing out.
Asking again for the new thread:
>Hatch 100% Snorlax
>Zen Headbutt & Earthquake
>Only 1917 CP
>>32584711
Stone Edge is good on offense. Not sure why they didn't give it any STAB quick moves though. It's like Niantic has a few favorite Pokémon they spoil with good moves and good CP, but others are crippled by having both low max CP and shitty moves so that it's always better to just use a low level Vaporeon or whatever for prestiging instead.
>>32584718
Doesn't get Hydro Pump. Stone Edge, Ancient Power or Water Pulse.The latter two would be okay for defense maybe but Kabutops is shit on defense (Omastar is better in that regard).
>>32586467
well earthquake sucks, but 100% IV is 100% IV
How to counter blissey
>>32586482
It's good for Tyranitars at least. There's also a chance that we'll get a move tutor later on.
Right now it looks like I'll just keep it around.
>>32586490
You can't, it's literally the best Pokémon. Use something with higher CP/level or be prepared to lose a Pokémon (or have it at only a few % HP when you're done).
Until Niantic increases type effectiveness and STAB, or even a physical/special split so that it makes sense to use Fighting moves, you'll have to spend a minute and a max potion/max revive on each and every Blissey you fight if you're on your own.
>>32586490
if you're asking for prestige though, machamp can kill a blissey with more CP as long as it doesn't have zh/dg
>Open game onboard train
>GPS thinks I'm in the capital 80km away
>Notice I'm soft banned when I get off
nothing personell
>>32586502
>Implying Niantic would balance a coin sink like Blissey
Be real, spoofers may have thinned the herd, but there are still stupid people willing to play this early access trash
>>32586055
t. NEET MGTOW autist
>>32585893
Even then it's still kinda gay to have a male character.
>>32586055
She is coming with you for companionship, you should already know you can't rely on her for survival skills.
Just got back from a productive 3 hour poke walk.
Hatched 3 10k eggs
>first ever chancey
>first ever lapras
>miltank
Caught qwilfish for dex entry.
Got enough candy to evolve my 3rd golem of the event
Rate my legs.
>>32586604
>hole in the bathtub
Guess we know where your drugs are stored.
>>32586604
dehydrated/10
>>32586497
>It's good for Tyranitars at least
>snorlax
who the fuck uses a snorlax in battle? Maybee if it had heavy slam but wtf there's machamp or even poliwrath for tyranitar
>>32586604
>>32586653
This.
Drink more water for gods sake.
Just evolved first ever machamp
>bullet punch
>heavy slam
Both steel type moves. Fuck right off.
>>32586679
Took me 7 tries to get double fight. Got it tiwce in a row then hatchdd a 96% and got double steel
>>32586653
>>32586677
I'd literally just got in, i was chugging water the whole time
autism
Caught my first Larvitar since the botched beginning.
>ROCK event
So I was catching a random mon a couple days ago when this happened during the pokeball moving animation
>>32586868
Have you got ditto?
>>32586873
No, it just popped up all of a sudden after I threw the ball
>>32586838
"rock" event from the "geniuses" at "Niantic".
More Slugma than ever before. I get that it evolves into a Rock type but maybe increase the spawn rate of actual rock types. Shuckle for instance is one of the rarest Pokémon of gen II, and yet now it's suddenly super common whereas I still haven't found any Larvitar.
The buddy candies help, I guess, I'm up to 70 at the moment after starting from 25 from a hatch.
So that anti-cheat measure doesn't ban spoofers from gyms just them seeing rare pokemon on stops? Way to go niantic
So.
Any alternatives to pokerare.site / pokedex100 ?
>>32586838
Caught 6 during this event and 5 of them were in the last 3 days.
last one was fucking unbelievable as the bus was stuck on traffic and it happened to pass by a massive cluster.
>>32585294
>Rhyhorn candies
>1
Literally fucking how
I already evolved 4 and powered up a few others since this event and still have over than 255 candies. I'm ready like Betty Spaggethi for Rhyperior.
>>32586967
No that's only people using extremely old apk, spoofers aren't affected in the newest builds.
>>32585053
I do it all the time and get massive amounts of XP. It's no hassle at all unless there's like 3 or 4 Blissey in the gym. But that's why I keep all these Exeguttors with Solar Beam.
>>32586868
>>32586286
>>32586490
Level 40, I use a fully powered Machamp and even against a fully powered Bliss ZH/DG I can usually win in 60 seconds with 1/3 of my health. Although offensively the best way to take it down is with Machamp with Counter/Dynamic Punch, a Tyranitar B/SE resists most of Blissey's moves and has enough dps to kill it without SE damage multipliers, whereas Machamp does the most damage and takes the most. Anything over 3200 CP can kill it, except maybe Snorlax.
>>32586868
I caught a ditto the other day, but kept on playing. After that each time my ball hit something the game glitched out and you could see the ditto background or sometimes even ditto himself appear as the ball was shaking. This continued for the next 20 minutes at each catch then the game crashed.
>>32587081
Alright, this was the only time the Ditto appeared but like the 2 catches before there was some background glitch similar to >>32587063 but without the Ditto. Wonder what the fuck caused this shit
lmao dead thread general
Out of the 29 10K eggs I've hatched so far, the results have been: 1 Dratini, 4 Larvitar, 2 Skarmory, 3 sudowoodu, 1 Miltank, 3 Lapras, 1 Mantine, 1 Stantler, 6 Gligar, 1 Chansey, 6 pineco
Been playing for a weeks, how good/shit is my luck?
>>32587335
>a weeks
I ran 12 blocks to catch a Larvitar.
Best way to check mon ivs if I'm an iphonefag?
>>32587568
what's that in European?
>>32587593
1.6km
>>32586679
I haven't gotten a single Counter/Dynamic Punch Machamp. I got a 98% one with Counter/Close Combat, but it's really low CP and the moveset could be better.
>>32587584
PokeGenie
>>32587063
>>32587707
CC>DP
>>32587707
>keeping that low of CP level
>wasting all that stardust
>>32587810
its got good everything though. he should just boost it slowly over time, and if he has better other ones save it for trades.
FUCKING SHIT THERES A BUG IN THE SHOWER
>got an aerodactyl from event
>still no larvitar
>>32587832
back to redit with you
>>32587707
In the long run CC IS better than DP.
Who /Kabutops/ here?
>>32586838
Well fuck I just caught my second one today.
>>32587887
>>32587887
>>32587887
According to the pokedex Kabutops is only 4'03"... This completely shattered my perception of Kabutops, I thought it was supposed to be giant. Kabutops is actually... a manlet
>>32587922
It was more shocking to find out how much of a manlet Blastoise is.
>>32587955
>5'3"
What the fuck i thought he was like almost charizard size
Post nearby screen
caught this 100% perfect iv Squirtle in my neighborhood last night, looking forward to Bite/Flash Cannon when I eventually evolve it
>>32587983
>>32587988
>iv calculator
Have fun never seeing anymore rare mons
>>32587983
>>32587922
>he never watched the show
Poast dex progress.
Thanks to the rock event I finally got kabutops and now finally completed kanto.
>>32587922
Well someone got it wrong.
>walking about in the sun
>catch this
>9H 15A 9D
>best moveset for attacking and defending
>high CP
>tfw
Inb4 >sudowoodo, it's one of my favourites do NOT bully
>>32588084
>transferred all my Cyndaquill because they were shit
>catch Thyplosion
>can't find a single Cyndaquill to evolve for dex
Other than that as good as done. Unown is a gamble anyways.
>>32588012
says the guy who has never seen a rare mon to begin with (pic related). If it is an overlay app they have no way of knowing, thus you are safe.
>>32588012
That's one cool ass statue m8
>>32588084
>no regionals
Where do you live where you can't find a single one?
>>32588136
New zealand.
How does Kingdra fare? I've got one at lvl13 (12-15-14) with 884 cp DB/HP, and wondering if it's worth to pump it up with dust, to spice up the gyms at my area.
>>32588160
Anything it can do someone else can do better, which is true in both attacking and prestiging.
>evolve three golems this event
>all have mud slap
I want to get off Hanke's wild ride
Who else /stillnolarvitar/ here?
Goddamnit the event is almost over and at this rate I'll never get to tyranitar.
>>32588180
Huh really? I've caught 3 now, and this is coming from someone who got his tyranitar exclusively through 10k eggs
>>32588150
At least you can book a cheap flight to Oz and get Kangaskhan.
>>32588202
>not just swimming there
>>32588206
Can you find any mons in the middle of the ocean? Lots of magikarp maybe?
>>32584442
>playing the game as it's meant to be played is pathetic
This is what spoofers actually believe
>>32588084
Hatched an Elekid yesterday
>>32588225
>no blastoise
Where the fuck were you during the water event?
>>32588234
Catching enough magikarp to choke a horse but still somehow only getting halfway to enough candy for a gyarados
>>32588107
Maybe it was a particularly big Kabutops?
>>32588234
>implying Aquirtle and Totodile spawned during the water event
>implying Bulbas and Chikoritas spawned during the grass event
>implying Chanseys spawned during the egg event
>implying there are Larvitars spawning right now
HANKEE
>>32588302
>tfw only seen slugmas and geodudes since it started
>already have 91% geodude and every slugma has shit ivs
a-at least legends and gen 3 will come out at the end of july
>>32584509
>I was having a blast
>>32588180
I got one with shit stats and another with time stats
Fuck me with a rubber dick. Third one in this event. Good moves never
>>32588302
Bruh I live in what is functionally a desert
The beach is a few hours by train or ~1 hour drive away
Fuuuuuuck doing that regularly
And I caught a larvitar yesterday what's your excuse?
>>32588160
>>32588165
Welp, living throphymon it is then. Kinda sad though, Kingdra has been one of my bros in many generations, and since I started playing the game this february (I wanted to start when it came out but my previous phone couldn't handle it) I lack many on the top tier mons, the water ones beeing Vap and Gyarados. Which now that I think of it, I'm still doumbfounded to see Gyarados to be playing a defensively role, I would've laughed at the thought previous to pokégo, but.. here we are.
>>32588180
Must be getting pretty unlucky. I caught two without tracker, two with Discord, plus a Larvitar and Pupitar on San Clemente Pier yesterday.
>>32588345
>>32588165
I just looked at Kingdra's stats in the mainline games and what the fuck
It could be a semi-decent wall in lower level gyms because it's only hit SE by two types.
>>32588358
How are you catching them with Discord? I've seen it done a few times before but I can't wrap my head around it
>San Clemente Pier
I think my dad took me fishing there once. Kinda want to go for some nice night fishing to get my mind off work
>>32588332
Rhyperior is coming in February anon
Chin up
>>32588374
I have a Discord bot that posts about rare spawns around my area. It's been down these past few days due to some changes by Niantic however.
>>32588180
Non from the event so far. Fortunately I caught my first Pupitar out of nowhere over a month ago and soon after hatched a larvitar and caught two more a bit later. At least I've been able to use this event to walk for candies, but it would be nice to catch one or two more during the event though.
>>32588084
hurts to live, lads!
Does anyone else experience it's hard to find Onix' with good IVs. My highest so far 66.7%...
>>32587788
>Lapras was caught
>Ditto is there
Have any of yall gotten a larvitar that is better than no headway in battle? What about a breathtaking rhyhorn?
>>32588453
Fuck off mystic faggot
>>32588450
DOn't hate on the Phantom Ditto
>>32588453
what is this
what are you talking about
I have finally collected 150 Rhyhorn candies. Can't wait for gen 3 to get my Rhyperior.
>>32588478
what? how did you know?
>>32588535
Because you're a mystic faggot and should kill yourself
>>32584378
Can somebody check the IVs of this larvitar I hatched? It's attack, hp and defence are all the same.
Is it worth evolving this one if I don't get a better one during the event? (I have another one with worse IVs I've caught).
>>32588381
>February
August 2017.
>>32588381
*February 2019
>>32588180
Was gonna post I saw 4 and caught 1 but checked radar and saw another one, so 5 seen 2 caught so far.
>>32588549
Rhyperior is gen 4 anon
Gen 3 is coming in august/july
Jus saw Nick on 3rd street in Long Beach, CA. He went into a Virgin Mobile store with two other people.
>>32588548
Better yet, I'll teach a man to fish.
1. Go to this URL: https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
2. Enter the Pokemon's info accordingly and click "calculate"
3. ????????????
4. Profit!
Your results will be below the calculate button. inb4 "spoonfeeding." This is how you get people to stop filling the thread with simple questions.
>>32588529
Stop this meme
>>32588566
If that's what vp considers a meme now this place really has gone to shit
>>32588548
Trash it. It's shit.80%
>>32588565
i don't think he was serious
>>32588565
Thanks anon. My larvitar has 80% on her IVs.
@32588573 (You)
Back 2 leddit.
>>32588573
le tree man
le cassy
le censored eyes
My first "good" hatch in a long time, thanks Hanke. : )
New Thread
>>32587616
New Thread
>>32587616
New Thread
>>32587616
o fug
>>32588628
>double water
Jelly
>>32588641
Nice
>>32588641
Japed
>>32588643
2nd boulderbat this event
Thankes hanke
>>32584378
>want to get into this
>I'm 2 years late
Is it too late?
Am I fucked if I start now?
>>32588688
Nope. Just make sure to choose/walk the starter least likely to spawn near you and catch everything
>>32588688
Catch charmander, fire types are a myth
>>32588692
How do I know which one is it?
>>32588701
Charmander I guess
>>32588688
>>32588692
I mean, you did miss the initial fun and hype of everyone running around like headless chickens screaming " INSERT FULLY EVOLVED AND/OR RARE-ISH POKEMON" but no you're not too late
>>32588703
Well I live in a desert-y valley area so most of my starter spawns are grass and fire type
FUCKING
SHIT
LARVITAR
>>32588715
forgot pic
>>32588719
Dubs and you transfer all of them
>>32588719
Dubs and you power them all up to max then evolve every one
>>32588641
Got me
>>32588719
Trips and you transfer evwrything except the Larvitar
>>32588641
This faggot again... Stop making premature threads retard!
I've evolved at least 10 Rhydons now and not a single Mud Slap/Earthquake or Mud Slap/Stone Edge...........Thankfully my local nest is Rhyhorn but this shit is getting ridiculous
>>32588756
>you retard
>>32588778
Rhydon's moves don't really matter honestly
At least you're not me with my 14 shitty Arcanines
>>32588795
Don't worry anon, when Arcanine gets an evolution in gen 8 you'll be set :^)
>>32588721
>>32588729
>>32588742
Thank god yall fucked that up
I chosed the Rhydon life and the Rhydon life chosed me.
32588902
Please stop the bait. You're just trying to farm (You)s with "chosed". It has been pointed out before.
>>32588302
>he doesn't crowdfund a city scanner with a bunch of friends and enjoy the game to its fullest, carfagging around town and shooting the shit with mates and qt's while stockpiling on 90%+'s and Larvitars.
It's like you guys enjoy being cucked by Niantic.
>10/7/4 larvitar
why has hanke forsaken me
>>32588918
my city has one of these and I spent the afternoon driving around getting larvitars. Only problem is the stats it displays are for level 30+ and im on 22 so it's off
>>32588918
That's way more money than one should waste in this shit.
>>32588950
nope it's not. A city scanner costs about 60-100 dollaroos/month, if you get together 10-20 ppl it's probably less than the average walkfag spends on coins on monthly basis.
I've never given Nianjews a dime but I paid like 3 dollaroos for this, it's worth it as it keeps you competitive in the current meta without compromising your account.
>>32588965
also, most rare mons seem to spawn in clusters literally in the middle of fucking nowhere in the outskirts of towns, no one would ever think about going to 90% of these locations if it weren't for the scanner.
The whole biome/mountain biome thing is pants on head retarded and unbalanced.
>>32588965
I haven't spent ziltch on this shit. Lvl 33 (with a month break since September) with lots of high level shit.
Also you're one of those fags that drives around to play this crap. I would rather be a spoofer since it's less expensive with better results.
>>32588988
Truth. Every rare Pokémon I've seen in my city is in the ghettos on the outskirts
>>32589000
Damn it.
Meant to say "I spent..." Which means 0, nada. Been free since the start.
Paycucks make my experience better though so, keep going
What image shall I use for the new thread I am making?
>>32589059
your nudes
>>32589059
>no larvitar nor pokegf edition
>>32589102
I want to bury my face in that ass and lick it until I am out of breath.
What site is most reliable when talking about a mon's best move set? Most of them say different shit and it's confusing.
>>32588688
The game is designed for you to level up pretty quickly. Most people are mid-30. But it should only take you a few months to hit 30 yourself.
So to any german or austria fags here, is gomap.at safe using?
>>32588918
O have a pokemon go Whatsapp group. The last weekend they went out and I didn't go because I had violin lessons. Fuck
>>32589240
>tfw no pokefriends
>>32589275
>tfw I have retarded neet pokefriends
>Scanning got raped
>Friend shows me new scanner he found
>works really fucking well
>at home
>scan city where I work, 30min away
>a fucking Blissey
JUST
Why does this shit never spawn when I'm there
>>32589423
At least it's not:
>Blissey spawns
>80% of the time it's in a neighborhood where you're liable to be shot at
>>32589423
>>32589452
At least it's not
>Blissey spawns
>no wait it doesn't
>Chansey/Blissey all over Las Vegas
>the city that's known for having lots of casinos and gambling sites
I just realized it.
>>32589452
You must be a Burger. In the rest of the world, it's more like
>Blissey spawns
>80% of the time it's in a closed area where you'd need to find a way to climb fences or break into a construction yard
Also,
>>32589464
>>32589472
ChicagoAnon, actually
>people still play this
>>32589576
End our suffering anon
It's the right thing to do
>>32589464
Well that was the first wild Blissey I've ever (seen). Haven't even caught a Chansey in the wild and have been playing since day 1, except during Valentines where I didn't have time to.
>32589576
>people still post this
>>32589600
>being this idiot that forgets an additional ">" when typing
>32589628
>thinking he deserves a (You) from me
> tfw finally hit Level 30 today, on the same day I got to evolve my first Dragonite.
It's been a comfy ride so far lads. I walk a lot in the woods so I resolved to treat PoGo like an adventure rather than sit around lures or parks. Been playing every day since launch.
>implying I give a fuck
>>32588918
A shit
STRAAAAAAAATTT
>go out for a walk with my Pokemon Go because life couldn't be much worse
>take all the gyms just for fun because I already collected
>a retarded carfag stalks me and kills my Pokes as I go
This guy thinks he's playing 5d chess with me or something. Little does he know I can't possibly be more depressed than I already am.
>>32589674
>>32589693
>life couldn't be much worse
Anon, there are people in this thread who live Guadalajara so stfu about your first world probelproblems ms
>>32589715
l-lewd
>>32589693
Buy yourself this https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32804704272.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32804704272&productSubject=2017-New-35-45cm-Cute-Cartoon-Plush-Hedgehog-Dolls-Soft-Cotton-Stuffed-Lovely-Hedgehog-Plush-Toys&s=p#autostay
>>32589722
nice 2009 meme
>prestieging a gym up with my gym sitter up to 36k, some level 30 puts a shitty ariados up lol ok whatever
>20 minutes later it's down to 500 prestiege because someone alt accounted something terrible in so they could pick away at the gym with ease
what hot garbage this gym system is.
>>32589732
Thanks
>>32589716
I know man, but god fucking damn it I wish my life took a turn for the better. I've been working for basically free the last 8 months just to pay for my studies. And people treat me like fucking shit in my work but I have to bear with it because I can't go search for better and risk not being able to pay the monthly fee in my university.
>>32589736
It's fucking shit. People shouldn't be allowed to leave low level shit in the gyms.
>>32589693
>out for walk late at night
>taking gyms
>by the time I get to the next gym the last one is down to two Mystic accounts
>happens again
>Hmmph someone is following me
>wait at park near latest gym
>5 minutes pass and a boy/girl walk by and take gym
>I'm watching them in the dark in a playpark
>give it another five minutes to finish my smoke
>start following them
>take all their gyms back as they were doing to me in the beginning
Tables have turned fucking normies
>Prestige given is now based on the CP of the Pokemon you defeated
>a 20 CP Gastly will give 10 Prestige
>a 3000 CP Snorlax will give 1500 Prestige
>Prestige is still increased when prestiging with lower CP Pokemon
Bubblestrat is now kill. Thoughts?
>>32589790
yeah... a win for the lonely master race
>>32589755
Quit your job
Tell those people to go fuck themselves
Don't give a damn about your uni payment
Do something creative, like modern art
Express your feelings and criticise modern society
Get rich
When's the event ending?
also new thread please, I hate this one.
>>32589801
Good concept but needs work
A 3000 Gyarados goes down in 20 seconds to a Jolt/Lanturn, 1500 Prestige would be fucking ridiculous
Maybe have it work the way it currently works (capped at 1000), but as soon as you start going below the 2000 CP mark, the cap also decreases. A 1500 CP Pokemon in a gym can only give 750 prestige, a 20 CP Pokemon can only give 10 prestige.
>>32589822
I think capping it at 1000 would be enough, yes.
>>32589812
It's been 8 months already. I'm getting close to the last payment so I'm not going to quit right now. I want to finally be able to pull a fucking salary for myself after all this work.
Also if it wasn't for this shitty job I wouldn't even get into Pokemon Go as that city is loaded with Pokestops and gyms
>>32589755
>average of 5 to 8 people getting kidnapped / killed per day in my city
>can't farm pokestops because local park is filled with falcons (people who sell drugs and watch for cops for the drug cartels)
>have to watch your back everywhere you go because you may be next
Yeah buddy, you have it so bad, poor you
>>32588084
Finally got a female Omanyte. Gonna make a female Omastar once the event is over.
>>32589904
Where do I get this autistic chart, anon?
>>32588084
Finally Completed my Gen I dex
Post your Rhydon candies
>>32589921
Here: https://mega.nz/#!2gBmEQhC!i_aq4RcEsHkEVnoDIpckv-ZAA4Q5ssxm2UfVQUmNLag
It's an older version without all the gender icons, though. I haven't properly template-ized the new version yet.
Open in gimp, hide/show the green panels as desired, save and post. ez.
>>32589812
>Do something creative, like modern art
Is this a joke?
Check those dust numbers
>>32589979
>Sternenstaub
>Flegmon-Bonbon
>Entwickeln
I don't know why, but I lost. What kind of meme language is this?
>>32589999
QUAAADDSS niggas XdddxXDDxdxddd lelelelele
>Inb4newfag
Haha truu but i quiksc9ped ur nanz pu$$y from the top of rust 360 nosc0pe git gud
>>32589423
scanner name?
>>32590005
nigga
>>32589715
OwO
>>32589949
Would like more candies, but haven't been able to grind much due to the extremely hot weather in my area lately.
Is there anyway to tell if you are barred from seeing rare pokemon? I live in an area with shitty spawns to begin with so it's kind of hard for me to tell
>local scanner twitter went down 2 days after I found out about it
>Finally back up
>able to farm enough larvitars to evolve my 86%, got a bite/edge
Now to farm enough Larvitars to power that fucker up, then to my scanner hell of just snorlax and dratinis.
>follow a few PoGo facebook pages for my city
>not allowed to swear or badmouth anyone
>randomly stumble into a discord version of it
>within the first hour get told to fuck off by an alcoholic and everyone is just shitposting
Ah, now this is my kind of factory
>>32589888
Nice trips
You the Rio de Janeiro anon who walked around with his ipad?
>>32590430
Post coords, I'll sent one of my bots over to check it out
>>32590430
You either see all of them or none of them.
There is no level limit to spotting Pokemon.
>oye lad wanna be in Blissey's cunt?100 coins
>tfw miserable and rainy on my day off tomorrow
>wanted to grind a 10k egg and finally get my rock medal
Goodnight, lads.
>find a wild Blissey
>it runs after one throw
FML.
>>32590669
>>32590722
Thanks, found a Pikachu so I'm assuming that I'm good to go
>>32590749
Did you wait 2 hours?
>>32590736
what do i get for 10
New Thread
>>32590761
New Thread
>>32590761
New Thread
>>32590761
>>32590754
>what do i get for 10
A ride on a slugmyte
Not bad for my first
>>32584378
>/WhoHereBeenLurkingSinceLaunch/?
>>32591763