/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32409273
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>32409280
Jack: Ah, it's good to breath fresh air again.

Osha: We made it to the top already? I won't complain about that I guess, but-

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>>32409296
Osha: WAH! When did the weather turn this rough??

Nibbles: Pssh, what, you afraid of lightning or somthin?

Osha: Says, the part ground type...

Jack: Odd that lightning struck here... but not that large metal adornment over there...

>>32409317
Is it time for Tapu Koko?

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>>32409317
Osha: Guys wait, look over there.

>Through the howling and chaotic rain storm that is definitely happening right now, you can make out a figure at the other end of the tower roof.

Tornadus: Great, thanks for yet ANOTHER thunderstorm. What a dick. Oh!

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>>32409337
Tornadus: Trial-goers! It has been quite some time since the last pokemon managed to make it through here.

Osha: Erm... hello. Is this the top of the tower.

Tornadus: Yes! The top of the first, and *best* portion of Daisan Tower! I assume you're attempting our trials? Prove yourself by beating me and my brothers and you will be handsomely rewarded!

Osha: Fighting a legendary... I don't know if we're strong enough for that...

Nibbles: Mon up, Osha! We don't get stronger by beating weak foes.

Osha: Well actually-

Nibbles: Let's go!

>1, 2, or 4 to start

>>32409386
ROLLOUT AT INCREDIBLE HIHG SPEED

>>32409396
reroll

>>32409396
Rerollout

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Let's rape everyone at the exact same time:
our team
the bosses
the fucking tower

we're getting this shit done tonight, lads.
Release it all.

>>32409443
Rolling to release it all into your asshole instead

>>32409443
Re

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>>32409414
>>32409396
>HIHG SPEED

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>>32409494
>Team Regicide attacks

>>32409443
If you make op cry I will beat you until you can't spell your own name properly

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>>32409500
>Tornadus blows everyone away with a Hurricane!

>2, 3, 5 next

>>32409520
Rollout again

>>32409520
Tell Osha to get the fuck away from the rod he's next to and snipe Tornadus with Ice Beams. Looks like it's about to get struck by lightning.

destroy the metal things

>>32409532
Re but Rollout Tornadus again and push him into the metal rod

>Captcha: Select all images with the label: whiteboard

>>32409541
>>32409532
Re

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>>32409532
>You call to Osha to get up and stay away from the metal rod and to use Ice Beam on Tornadus.
>Tornadus turns to defend against the super effective attack while you circle around with Rollout

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>>32409613
>bunp

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>>32409620
>As Tornadus knocks into the metal rod, lightning cracks down from the sky, shocking the genie pokemon

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>>32409630
>The tower is destroyed, but Tornadus is temporarily stunned!
>4, 6, 9 next

>>32409638
Rollout on Tornadus and knock it off the edge.

>>32409638
TEAM ATTACK

>>32409638
Rip out its heart and eat it

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>>32409620
>that look on his face
He knew what was coming.

>>32409655
this is a non-lethal battle!

>>32409655
Re

>>32409694
You shut up

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>>32409644
>>32409655
>You move in for a Team attack, dealing some damage to the weakened legendary. You try and claw your way into its tasty legendary heart, but it's no good, the genie still has too much health to be so susceptible.

dubs and you end the thread right now

>>32409744
Fuck off, only quads and higher have that kind of power.

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>>32409742
>Tornadus knocks you away with an Air Slash

>3, 8, or 0 next

>>32409744
(you)

>>32409744
>Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)

>>32409754
>>32409756
>>32409757
Stop giving the troll (you)s

trips and nothing significant happens whatsoever

>>32409755
Keep rolling into tornadus until we get to the fifth turn!
Push him into the metal rod!

>>32409788
Do this but keep saying "You're too slow"

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>>32409788
>Tornadus flees from the group while you chase after him, building up speed all the while. You probably won't catch him off guard as easily anymore!

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>>32409852
>As you catch up and strike him again with rollout, he hits back with another Air Slash! You are roughed up

>2, 7, or 8

>>32409860
Eat Oran and go for nebby
[spoilers] I haven't read the doc today, we do have Oran's r-right? [/spoiler]

>>32409860
Throw the Nebby from the last image at him. That should catch him off guard.

>>32409860
KEEP ROLLIN! GOTTA GO FAST!

>>32409865
we have 5,but we are only roughed up and we need to build more speed!
>>32409871
reroll

>>32409860
Finish your Rollout. Show no mercy.

>>32409885
re

>>32409860
Build up enough speed to knock Tornadus into the next P.U.

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>>32409888
>>32409885
>Turn 4 of Rollout and you slam into Tornadus with force, but he stands firm and raises his arm up high...

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>>32409931
>You are in critical condition!

>5, 6, or 9 next

>>32409938
Keep rollin! Tell osha to throw you an Oran berry and catch it before hitting!

>>32409953
Do this but make a sonic reference

>>32409953
reroll!

>>32409938
Rollout Tornadus into the metal rod. Embed him into it. Risk everything for glory.

Also, yell at your teammates for not attacking the last turn.

>>32409938
Well now that his speed's down he should have a hard time chasing us. Run away and grab the Nebby, eating an Oran in the meantime.

>>32409953
re

>>32409963
re but only yell at nibbles

>>32409953
reroll

>>32409977
my fucking god...

>>32409963
You've gone too fast for them to catch up! It's like a dbz fight

>>32409992
summon the dragonballs and wish for otter kiss

>>32409977
We really need to tell Nibbles some bullshit about why we yell at him and make him into our guinea pig. Make it seem like we are testing him or something.

>>32409992
They need to work on their speed EVs.

>>32410000
This is late but please give otter kiss anyway OP

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>>32409977
>>32409963
>"Nibbles, you Vikavolt, get your ass over here!" you call to your friend. As you slam into Tornadus with the FULL FORCE of a 5 turn Rollout, dealing significant damage

>>32410040
there goes our last reviver seed

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>>32410040
>and knock him into the pole... but the lightning strikes the pole that's been crackling on the other side of the tower!

Osha: Ron! Wait up! You two are attacking like twice a second!

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>>32410057
>>32410052
>There goes your last reviver seed

>>32410057
GET IN THE BAG NEBBY

>>32410066
>1, 4, 0 next

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>>32410066

>>32410074
Run away like a big coward and lure Tornadus towards the next pole about to be struck. Grab Nebby while you do so.

>>32410074
Go grab Nebby and stay away from the fray for this turn. Let the others take some abuse.

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>>32410090
>you run over while your friends fight Tornadus for a turn and pick up Nebby. Don't worry, precious little unevolved legendary, we'll be safe if we stay over here.

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>>32410121
>2, 5, 8 next

>>32410040
>Your friend

Does Nibbles even like us?

>>32410129
Shove nebby up your ass

>>32410129
Draw Tornadus towards you by insulting his hair

>>32410135
less and less with each blaming

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>>32410129
RUN THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT LIGHTNING ROD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32410129
take nebby and run!

>>32410140
re

>>32410150
reroll

>>32410140
rere

>>32410147
Re(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

>>32410140
Ignore this post, please

>>32410129
Grab Nebby and Flame Charge to Tornadus.

>>32410146
We need to make him like it. Imagine a Garchomp which cowers when Ron even looks his way.

>>32410140
rerere

>>32410147
>>32410162
>The LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will win
Good. The shitposters don't win this time.

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>>32410162
>>32410147
>>32410166
>You stick nebby back in the bag and run back into the fray with a flame charge

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>>32410220
>Tornadus uses Hurricane again to knock everyone away! The rest of your team is roughed up!

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>>32410233
>6, 7, 9 next

>>32410243
Have your team members heal and start using rollout again

>>32410243
OH SHIT RUN!

>>32410243
It's weak to rock...Rollout is rock...therefore Start singing ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE as obnoxiously as possible while Rocking out...(rollout)

>>32410243
Eat the Warp Seed and hope it warps you away from the lightning

>>32410256
This, and change your vector of attack, so if it tries to knock you back again, it'll be away from the pole.

>>32410256
re

>>32410267
Anon, why? We could have just ran from it. Now we wasted a Warp Seed.

>>32410267
Troll option best option

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>>32410267

>>32410283
Running didn't work the last time, I figured something different would.
OP's just going to warp us right next to it again, isn't he

>>32410301
The difference was that we charged straight for Tornadus. We could have run straight to the right, where he couldn't reach us.

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>>32410267
>If you can't get away from this pole by charging into a battle with a legendary pokemon that knocks things backwards, then there's only one other way to get away from it! You'll have to eat your warp seed!

>>32410349
Well thanks, I already feel stupid.

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>>32410352
>Pew!

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>>32410363

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>>32410372
Tornadus: wait what.

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>>32410376

>>32410376
>we're so incompetent that OP has to nebby ex machina us

why are the warp seeds even a thing?

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>>32410382
>Tornadus stumbles back, exerting himself not to get stunned like last time.

Tornadus: Hm, I see! It's been quite some time since I've had to fight such a determined group of pokemon.

>>32410394
Why are you even a thing?

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>>32410398
Tornadus: I'll have to go all out!

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32410406
Oh. Night OP.

Thanks for turning my stupid roll into something else so we didn't end up with another Beats.

Thanks for the threads OP!
That was really fun.
Also, NEBBY GET IN THE BAG!

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>>32410406
We're boned. Thanks for the run OP!

>>32410406
Shit. He wen't full smogon. You never go full smogon.

>>32410406
Night OP

where's that otter kiss

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>>32410406

night all!

>>32410438
I was gonna take a picture of myself kissing osha, but it turns out I'm too hideous to do that

>>32410455
>spoiler
That would have derailed the hell out of this and maybe future threads.

>>32410468
OP is actually a stud and future threads are ruined because everyone feels too bad about themselves to contribute.

>>32410406
Thanks for the thread OP! Night!
>>32410438
In our dreams, dying with the filthy gouls and Nightgaunts, never to be found
>>32410455
Not even you believe that one OP, we all know you are so beautiful that if you post a photo of yourself all threads will be about people asking you to post more
you are the prince Sidon of /vp/

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>>32410587
>>32410468
>>32410558

>>32412675
bump