/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32395533
I have a sudden craving for jelly donuts now.

>>32395551
rolling for Scolipede

>>32395533

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

>>32395551
nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!

>>32395575
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>>32395558
>Volcarona screeches angrily at you. It doesn't seem to happy about being woken from its cocoon, and with a torrent of cold water!

>What will you do? 3, 7, 9 decides

>>32395592
"Alright team, let's Rollout!"
Then attack.

rollout

>>32395592
Use curse ring

>>32395592
revolver ocelot

>>32395639
This won, but also say >>32395614

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>>32395639
>You and your team rollout. You, literally, while your team uses attacks that blend in with the current scenery making a huge marker mess.

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>>32395717
>Volcarona flings everyone away with a Fiery Dance

>1, 2, or 4 next

>>32395726
Grab the piece, tell everyone to get out, and then we lock the door behind us. Let the net team deal with this.

>>32395726
Did we stop rolling? If we did, toss the Ground Bomb at it. If not, keep attacking.

>>32395646
Re

>>32395738
Reroll.

>>32395737
Fuck the pussy route,
>>32395726
Use Rollout, tell Osha to use Razor shell, scyther to use wing attack, and Nibbles to use bulldoze.

We've gotta establish dominance if we want to make a harem, baby!

>>32395757
Re

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>>32395741
>>32395646
>You have been struck by the Curse of Meme! Through the rest of the fight, you must describe the action you want to take using a Spongebob quote.

>2, 5, 6 next

>>32395801
Here's a little lesson in fire types!
You all better get your asses hyped!
If you wanna be a slayer number one,
You have to use the protagonist stones and never run!

Just follow my moves
And rollout around!
be careful to use moves whose types are ground!

>>32395801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gafbGVA_3sM ARM THRUST

>>32395801
>Wanna see me run to that hill and back? Wanna see me do it again?
It means attack Volcarona so fast it cannot possibly react to what you're doing, because memes.

>>32395815
>Spongebob quotes
Shit. I stopped reading at curse of the meme

"Squidward told me I should bury myself!"
Use bulldoze to burt the volcorona

>>32395815
>>32395832
If we can do other memes (which I really hope we can), do both

>>32395801
Is mayonnaise an action?

>>32395845
re

Where did we get the temporal goo from and can we fill our penis with it and bust in osha's asshole?

>>32395801
Are you feeling it now mr krabs?
Touch osha butt

>>32395801
>Are you ready children?
To molest osha
>we just set up a ten mile spanking machine!
So everyone attacks volcarona for ten miles

>>32395815
This is anon's reroll, OP! He was number one!

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>>32395845
No anon, Mayonaise is not an action

>>32395832
>With a bulldoze and a rollout, you make sure Volcarona can help you out by burying itself!

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>>32395940
>Volcarona has been buried beneath this convenient pile of dirt that has appeared.

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>>32395947

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>>32395956
>3, 6, or 0 next

>>32395967
FIRMLY GRASP IT

I never watched Spongebob, gf says this works

>>32395890
re

>>32395890
rere

>>32395980
Osha butt

>>32395967
Now I got anchor arms, I'm a huge jerk and everyone loves me!
Arm thrust a bunch of times with our newly enormous muscles.

>>32396002
Re

>>32395967
>"Volcarona, you can't beat me, I went to college!"

Then, smash her with a rollout while shouting you were number one.

>>32395890
rerere

>>32395967
>once there was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly that everyone died

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>>32395980
>>32395998
>>32395987
>You firmly grasp some fine otter booty.
>"Are you feelin it now, Mr. Krabs?"

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>>32396100
CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS?

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>>32396109
CAN YOU FEEL IT MR. KRABS?

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>>32396100
>>32396109
>>32396117

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>>32396117
Osha: So, you wanna know if I can feel it?

>"Yeah!"

Osha: Do you really wanna know if I can *feel* it?

>"Yeah! Yeah!"

Osha: Because I can *feel* it. You wanna know what I'm feelin?

>"Yeeees!"

>>32396109
Rolling to change the meme

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>>32396100
>>32396109
>>32396117

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>>32396128
Osha: I'm feelin liKE A TOTAL BINACLE HEAD

>2, 5, 9
I guess we're gonna miss the panty raid

>>32396135
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs!
N is for no survivors

>>32396002
re

>>32396135
Volcarona, your genius is showing!

>>32396155
Crashing this plane

>>32396135
By the grace of >>32396133's dubs,

This magerna head is mine
and osha using his brine

Jack's tactical thief, Nibble's greif
It's MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

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>>32396166
I don't know what this is referencing

>>32396155
>F is for fire that burns down the whole town

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>>32396204
>U is for uranium, bombs!

>>32396204
I didn't either, but a quick Google search shows that it's a Lazy Town reference

>>32396204
Dude, the mine song.

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>>32396209
>N is for no survivors, when you're-

Osha: Nope. Nope nope. Have to stop you there. We need to survive.

>>32396219
Where did volcorona go?

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>>32396219
>Volacrona meanwhile corners Jack with a Heat Wave

>3, 4, 8 next

>>32396236
I'm going to give that legless fiend what-fer, and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me!

>>32396236
It's not just a boulder, it's a rock! A ROCK!

>>32396236
Turn to Osha. Pep talk him. Get him angry at Volcarona. Tell him to GET OUT THERE, AND WIN THAT MEDAL!

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>>32396255
Volcarona: What if I said "blargen fa-diddle nachen?"

>"Well, I gotta admit that's slowed me down."

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>>32396316
>"But I'm still goin for it!"

>1, 3, 6 next

>>32396325
Re >>32396271

>>32396328
Re again

>>32396325
>>32396271
Hahaha! Now look at this rock, that we just found! When I say go, get BTFO
Throw this rock. That was a "re but"

>>32396325
Distract Volcarona by telling him Nibbles' dad never hugged him.

Then tell Osha to do this one because you told him to.

>>32396325
You're gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm done with you, Pinhead!

>>32396325

Flip your M for mini to W for Wumbo. Then perform the Wumbo Cumbo up Volcarona's bunghole.

Get Osha to set you up for a nasty kick that will send Volcarona flying.

Also, even though I can't meme this, but I wonder if we can get firebug on our team? She could be useful in thawing, sewing, flying, climbing (with silk), and taking care of kids. For an insect, very versatile.

>>32396325
Throw a fucking rock at Volcarona

>>32396357
Re

>>32396325
"Under a rock! It's so original!"

Drop rocks on Volcarona.

>>32396358
Re

>>32396351
One more re

>>32396370
This, but nonlethal like >>32396359 said.

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>>32396371
>>32396358
but also >>32396351 cause I think we're hitting fatigue on this curse and we gotta get to other things

>Volcarona moves to attack

>"You're gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm done with you, Pinhead!"

>Volcarona hurriedly backs off.

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>>32396436
Osha: Hang on, where'd this boulder come from?

>"It's not just a boulder, it's a rock! It's a big, beautiful old rock!"

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>>32396458
>"The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape"

Osha: Ron, I don't think-

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>>32396471
Osha: Oh. Alright then.

>The battle is over and the curse is lifted. Roll as normal. 1, 2, or 7 next

>>32396478
EAT HIS HEART

>>32396478
Wear Magearna's skull on your head

>>32396478
Check the body. If dead, harvest parts, including heart. If alive, bargain with her and try to recruit.

>>32396486
this

>>32396486
Re

>>32396478
How do you actually have like a perfect rock for this

>>32396478
Have osha freeze his heart to give to eva

>>32396478
Grab the head, grab some kidney for Eva with Osha freezing it to keep it fresh, and go to the Magearna body.

>>32396493
re, but instead of bargaining, persuade and compliment, but try not to flatter

>>32396493
Re

>>32396504
re

>>32396503
Rerolling

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>>32396498
Lootcrate I think

>>32396493
This please

>>32396478
dammit,i wanted to roll the campfire song...
Check the big red bean,maybe there is a baby larvesta we can recruit

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>>32396501
Osha: You kinda... smooshed it into a bloody smear.

>"Eh, just freeze a gob of it. Bloodcicles are good too."

>2, 3, 5

>>32396556
Where do we go to make a wish? Let's go there

>>32396568
Re?

>>32396556
>>32396519

Then grab the head and bring it to Magearna.

>>32396568
re

>>32396568
Let's make progress

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>>32396582
>Nothin in there but an awful mess. I'd give you a larvesta if they made one
>You grab the Magearna head though

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>>32396632
Osha: I think we have enough to put this all together now. Head, screw, and gear. Let's hazard this thing together

>>32396632
Eh, it was worth a shot.

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>>32396641
Osha: Alright, we've got all 3 parts in now. Let's fire it up and see what happens!

>>32396650
>filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk7IDVzLiQo

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>>32396650

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>>32396680
>Magearna slowly and clumsily steps aside and turns the doorknob on the pillar

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>>32396692
>Revealing a ladder leading upwards inside

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>>32396695

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>>32396701

>>32396695
Let's go *upwards* *inside*

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>>32396708

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>>32396718
...
Osha: Fuckin REALLY?

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32396718
>OP doesn't think it is enough with decapitating it so he makes it explode
You fucking asshole psycho

>>32396732
Night OP

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>we did all this just to turn a doorknob
>we can't even salvage Magearna's parts so Sparkles can work his science magic on them

>>32396718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBJgtzXuB4U

This was an enjoyable thread.

>>32396745
We need to wish to go back in time to tell our past selves when they first encounter the Magearna to push it aside and turn the knob instead.

>>32396745
Ron will never reassemble her in secret for his needs.