>Favorite pokemon >Darkest secret

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>>32274175

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>>32274162
>Volcarona
I had a sexual relationship with my first cousin who was several years older than me.
Turns out though that she was adopted and we're not really blood related after all.
Still regret it but, the latter has made the guilt go down.

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>Gardevoir
>I'm so boring that I don't really have a darkest secret.

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I want it to be real ;-;

I don't want to post my favorite but I gotta say this new movie looks like hot garbage and you contrarian fags only like it so far because it "btfos" gen 1, somehow?

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I used to jerk off to the idea of torturing and killing girls. I still do sometimes.

>>32275622

Nice try Ted Bundy, I know you're still alive

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>>32275622
>sometimes
You can turn off your fetish?

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Darkest secret? I really liked gen 5

>>32274988
aren't there enough threads devoted to complaining about the movie?

>>32274988
Ok

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my main fetish is dominating consensual bloodplay with razors, knives, fingernails, and teeth

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my sister got into a serious accident when we were younger and I seriously hope she died. I guess I was annoyed with her at the time and it makes me cringe thinking about it, because she's helped me get through some tough situations and I can't imagine where I would be in life without her

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>>32274162
>Sylveon
I've got a crush on 2 bois

>>32275904

It's not really a secret, but I like your choice of monster and your choice of fetish.

>>32274162
>Totodile
>I have intimacy anxiety and have never got had relationship because I'm embarrassed about it. I'm 22.

>>32274188
That's my dream, tho.

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>>32274162
>Shinx AND Regular Vulpix

>In my school I almost had sex with a girl that was originally from Germany. During recess I took a stick and touched her butt, she slapped me on the face, then she took me to the bathrooms, she kissed me and after another student entered we almost were surprised. After that she doesn't wanted to talk to me.

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>>32274162
>Tyrantrum
>My first pokemon based OC was sonic the edgehog teir levels of stupid.

>>32277148
Chris Chan...?

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I draw my own Pokephilia porn.

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>>32274162
I primarily have sexual feelings towards other women, but I only want to be in relationships with men. I don't know if there's something wrong with me or not.

>>32277175
ok, not THAT level of cringe....

>>32275808
Don't have to jerk off to your fetish everytime you jerk off man

>>32278382
Same but with men. Only recently have I begun dating my first man and realised that I was missing out. I feel like I was lying to myself because I didn't want to be full on gay, but that's what I am now. On a more romantic note I like to think it's because I was waiting for him... Follow me on my blog.

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I requested fart porn of primarina on a drawthread, I regret nothing

>>32278382
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>32278405
I almost exclusively do. I just switch fetishes or shift the focus of it.

>>32278506
Am gril. I used the words "other women",
how would that make sense if I was a guy?

>>32274162
My fav pokemon is the same as yours OP. After 20 years, Alakazam still da best.
I'm gay and I REALLY want to fuck my best (and pretty much only) friend. I often ""jokingly"" comment how cute he is. When we talk, I sometimes just stare at his neck, or his hands, or his eyelashes (every part of him is so damn perfect). I wonder if he realized everything already and just keeps silent (he is pretty smart and sensitive dude)

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>>32277308
same.

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>Scrafty
I don't really have a "darkest secret", but i'll post something that's closest to it: I'm a diaperfag.

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>(Gengar)

I talk in my sleep frequently as imaginary conversations in my dreams are the most meaningful and oral conversations I've had recently. Sometimes I wake up and still try to continue, believing I merely passed out mid-conversation.

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>>32274162
I'm a filthy nigger

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I am sexually and emotionally attracted to older men, and im beginning trombone lessons in fall with a really cute daddy
epik black surprise text xD

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>>32274191

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>Magearna
>I want to be Magearna. I won't be happy until I rid myself of my given body for a completely artificial one.

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Cheating my gf with another girl, but not because the first one is bad or something (she is the "perfect wife") it's just, the second one it all the opposite, got problems, creative, humble AS FUCK

>>32277008
Go for the one who make laugh the most and it's not an asshole, believe me

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>>32274162
>Favorite pokemon

Torterra

>Darkest secret

I'm 22 and still scared of the dark

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carnivine's my #1 favorite
I wrote shitty and cringey fanfics and read smut about cartoons I watched as a kid, stopped doing that many years ago, but kept it with pokemon, although I don't write since I have no talent whatsoever.

>>32278382
I'm your opposite as a dude. I hope it works out for you as someone on the other side of the boat.

>>32275830
>Darkest secret? I really liked gen 5
how fucking normal can you be
I mean, good for you since it means nothing odd has happened to you, but still, you sound painfully boring.

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Salamence is awesome.

I'm into fatties of both genders. I've realized I want to become a gainer and am trying to pluck up the courage to just give in and gorge and get quite fat, but kind of sad that I'll disappoint my parents once they realize I'm getting big even if I'd otherwise enjoy the thrill of all other people noticing me ballooning.

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I purposely had my ex girlfriend arrested for false allegations against her father. I did so anonymously, and nobody knows it was me.

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>>32274162
I don't think about it much but sometimes feel like I mightve been molested/raped as a kid and managed to block it out somehow. I've never mentioned this to anybody but it'd explain quite a few things if it were true.

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Probably not my biggest, darkest secret but I spent two years between high school and college basically being a NEET and mooching off my parents. I didn't have a strained relationship with them or anything though because they thought I was doing volunteer work, but really I would just hide in the bathroom stalls and play Pokemon for hours at a time. Never got caught.

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I LIKE MEN AND I WANT A DICK IN MY ASS

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I once fed my cum to a kid I hated when I was 12

>>32279791
That's not a secret, Anon. :^)

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>Remoraid

I evade bills.

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I have a Hand fetish

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>>32279622
I'm super into that too. Ditto on the parents thing. Once I live on my own I think it will be easier to give in and blimp up.

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I'm too much of a pussy to ask out girls BUT
Some girls really find me attractive enough to ask out BUT
Those girls have invariably brought crazy emotional baggage and weird tendencies before turning out to be tumblrfags BUT
I'm still really into goth girls who have basically become indistinguishable from tumblrfags by looks alone

>>32282145
Best of luck friend. Any size goals? Are you the kind who wants people to notice? Anything else on it to note? Hate to start a convo here but didn't expect a reply.

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I have no sexual urgent for people but I have a weird thing for animals. Since the age of 9 I have always had the feeling i was an animal. I became a furry on the age of 14 but I felt it wasn't enough, I had a weird attraction towards my pet dog. I dropped out of being a furry because it wasn't what i wanted. I was 17 when I found this site with women being penetrated by dogs and other animals. I felt so happy knowing that there were people like me out there. One day, when my dad left, I decided to pleasure my dog, he liked it a lot and I let him ride me. His cock felt so good inside me. We bonded like crazy after that he would not leave my side. 1 year later, he died from urinal infection in cried my guts out, I've never had something love me so much.

Nidoking
I think I started one of the Appalachian fires last year. Thankfully no one died.

>>32282212
It getting noticed can definitely be good. I grew up "the thin one" among my friends, and it was always joked I ate like a bird and such. Only recently did a friend of mine call me fat, and I was diamonds. I'm currently 160. I want to get down to 150, take pictures, and then document doubling my weight. So 150 is my first goal, but then 300 is my next. Having pictures of the whole journey will be incredible.

>>32279535
I fell you. I just walk around in the dark to remind myself there's nothing "in" it.

Raichu.

I think stuff like having sex and kissing is gross, and I don't understand why people do those things at all. I guess that's weird for a guy my age, and my family just thinks I'm gay or something.

>>32282469
I was that way until I was 15 or 16, and now I'm a sexual deviant

>>32282286
Are you me? Holy shit, more or less the same. Eat well for us both and become known for being a fat pig, you deserve it.

> Charizard
> I want to exterminate the human race. I just don't know how to do it.

>>32282469
I'm almost 24 and I think this way. I still masturbate to fetish shit that has nothing to do with real intimacy, though.

>>32282539
start off small and poison the water system in your neighbourhood

>>32282498
Oh yeah, I'm done being the one who doesn't eat anything. Instead of it being the other way around, I want people to need extra food on hand for when I show up, and order an extra pizza or two just because I'm there. I'd like to keep my goals in increments of 150, so after 300 I might want to triple it to 450. Fat pig indeed.

>>32282539
Don't do that, it's not nice.

>>32279443
well my decision on who to try and pursue is already made up for me since i only have a chance with one of them. though im worried im coming on too strong even though the feelings are reciprocated

>>32282259
Fucking kys dogfucker.

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Shuckle
I used to have a vore fetish. I would even watch these cringy vore fetish videos on youtube. One day my brother caught me watching one and I haven't watched them or been into vore since. I think he might have forgotten it as it was around a decade ago but it still haunts me.

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>Empoleon
>I want to draw Pokémon porn without feeling bad about it.

>>32282568
....

Welp, you're a man after my own stomach indeed. 450 sounds fantastic. Just be sure to let your belly be bared when possible. Does anyone know yet?
A lot more friends of mine know and accept than I expected.

>>32282707
Only two people I know irl are aware. One is my ex, who got me into it, but now lives in another state, and the other is a friend I haven't seen for a long while. No one I see regularly knows. A good friend of mine online knows, though, and encourages when she's in the mood. I'm nervous to let many people know irl because it seems so solidified to them that I'm not a fatty.

>>32282771
I'd ask for your kik if I could since I can always use another friend into this. And I had an ex-girlfriend into it but she was an awful POS. I'm trying to get myself ready to plunge in after she used me. Otherwise, at the least, it'll make it that much sweeter when all your friends see you someday and accept you've become nothing but a lardass now.

>>32282796
Unfortunately, I don't have a kik. calcium_strength on skype tho.
Plunging in sounds just perfect. I wish I'd gone all in more when I was with my ex. At the time I was too hesitant. It's very exciting to think about them all having to accept that I'm 100% an irredeemable fatass with no chance of losing weight anymore.

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I can't get off without at least imagining myself getting hurt in some way.

I guess that makes my favorite kinda related in way. I've never really considered it before.

>>32282872

>>32275904 absolfag acknowledges your excellent taste

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I fucked my wife's son

>>32282568
I already weigh 300 pounds and reading your posts really bums me out.

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Favorite line.
My secrets?
When I was younger and my mom was doing cleaning services I used to steal panties and bras when I could from younger preteen girls and same with my friends younger sisters,
it makes me anxious every moment of my life thinking about it again.
And also gets me off a little bit too,
I fucking hate it.

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>>32274162
>Dhelmise
I chew up food and spit it out instead of swallowing to stay thin while still living a ludicrously gluttonous lifestyle, since I can't stand the feeling of fat on my body. I do this for about 10000 calories worth of food a day.

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This is the first time that I put a spoiler. lol

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as a teen me and my nephew would do sexual stuff togetherness. I was 14 and he was 9 and I always wanted to resist his advances (I never really started it, he started coming onto me) but I let my dick choose for me. I'd make him leave the second I came. I feel absolutely terrible about it today
;_; am I a bad person?

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>>32274162
Cinccino
I can't bond with people outside of my family. I've had a lot of friends and a couple of gf's, but I'm not interested in any of them on a personal level. I'm very loyal to my family and we get along, but I can't help but feel lonely sometimes, but I know it's my fault. It's somewhat frustrating sometimes.

>>32274162
Absol
the only time I've cried in the last 5 years was when Kakyoin died

>>32274162
Blaziken
My self-loathing and judgment is so great that it cripples almost everything I do.

>>32284175
I miss cherryboy

>>32284172
I know that feeling, dude. I would love to bond with more people on a deeper level, but I just feel closer to my family than anything.

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>Chandelure
My older sister raped me at a very young age, and I never told anyone about it because she threatened to break everything I own. I was 8. Because of this, I've developed multiple fucked up fetishes, fantasies, and phobias that I live with every day. I'm constantly paranoid about everything and as a result, can't ever go outside, socialize, or do anything social. Amber, if you're somehow reading this, I hope you corpse rots in hell you filthy cunt.

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>>32279601
>thinking that's actually my darkest secret
Oh I'm sorry allow me to make up some shit that probably didn't happen like everyone else
Will I be a special snowflake then?

>>32278487
>regret nothing
>darkest secrets
Pick one.

>>32284272
>that isn't my darkest secret
>Let me make up bullshit since that's the only other option!
what is it then, you're avoiding the question and trying to dissuade the guilt onto others. Sounds like the only reason you posted was some sad cry for attention considering you were baiting in your original post and now calling everyone out. How sad can you get?

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>>32274162
I have tulpa of a shin megami tensei demon

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>>32284317
what the fuck

>>32284288
I wasn't baiting. I really like gen 5.
I did none of those things. I just wanted to share my sandslash love and then you called me out when I was by no means the only person who didn't share a real secret. Many of them were clearly jokes. Maybe you should try being a happier person and not such a little prick. You should also look up what dissuade means.

>>32282856
>>32282796
This conversation is really fucked up but you're both kind people. One thing I'd recommend is to at least attempt to keep your body healthy while gaining weight. Consider looking up the diet sumo wrestlers have, it allows them to gain a ton of pounds without destroying their health.

>>32284317
pics or it didn't happen

>>32284317
Looks like I'm not the only tulpafag on /vp/

>>32284279
if you want something I regret doing, here goes
I tasted my own semen once because I was curious of how it tasted
it was fucking disgusting, and I don't recommend letting your curiosity get the best of you

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>Dunsparce
i love wearing women's clothing (usually only at conventions) and my only motivation for working out would be to have a more feminine-looking body. i try to insinuate to people that i'm feminine, but they take it as an insult to myself and try to cover it up by saying that i'm masculine. i just wanna be girly sometimes dammit

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Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990

>>32284682
Eat grapefruit

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I once had a huge lust for my cousin. I may or may not have done something to her sandals out of untapped hormones. I'm from the south and know full well I was perpetuating a stereotype. Thankfully, I'm willing to move on with my life and hopefully not be a fucking weird shitbag.

>>32283868
Espeon.

I wonder if I could lose weight trying this since I pretty much hate eating and just like tasting things. If diet drinks didn't kill me I'd never eat again.

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I'm gay and I have a sex addiction. By the age of 16 I had consensual sex with 12 different men.

/vp/ is literally the gayest board ever

>>32285375
you're the gayest board ever

>>32285375
What about >>>/lgbt/

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I never told my mom that I loved her before she died. It'll be a year in two days. I told my step dad he meant nothing to me and he shot himself in the head a couple days later


i miss you mom

>>32285375
>>32285380
Are you guys ok? You seem like you've been hurt

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this fucker got me into tentacle porn.

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>>32274162
I once stole candy from the first place I worked at.

>>32279860
story time?

>>32279535
Are you me?

>>32278382

You're a lesbo leaning Bisexual who's aware women have terrible personalities and so you want to be with me.

>>32286058


Was it good candy?

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I don't really have dark secrets. I'm just waiting to die.

>>32286100

*men.

>>32286101
Butterfingers

Probably Mantine.

I'm a massive coward with a fear of rejection and have never asked a person out. Still had plenty of women approach me, so I've had five or so relationships by 24, but I'm still a virgin. Even when it's an attractive woman who has told me she loves me who I've been with for months who's asking me to fuck her, I just don't do it and I don't know why. It's not ED or a lack of sexual attraction, I'm just a fucking weirdo who doesn't have an excuse.

>>32286113
That's a pretty good chocolate bar. Any episodes of guilt?

>>32286132
Not really.

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I once kissed a girl that wasn't my gf while drunk at a party. My gf never found out and I feel very guilty about it.

>>32285106
.>They don't. Diet drinks being bad for you is a meme spun up by the same hippies who say that shit about MSG and GMOs. They'll always say "scientists have discovered a correlation", but they can never point you towards anything; there's no sound science behind it. Drink without guilt, my dude.

>>32286493
hi yohei

>>32286129
Don't worry anon I'm the exact same. I'm now 27 and people just assume I'm not a virgin. For me its probably about control. I choose to be a fucking loser, I'm not naturally one...or something.

Also Slowbro

>>32286017
>I told my step dad he meant nothing to me and he shot himself in the head a couple days later

In hindsight, my own stepdad meant well and he could have done a whole lot worse as a person given his history. Still, reading that made me smile.

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My father tried to kill me

Tauros.

I'm in a happy relationship with my tulpa for over 10 years. He brings me good fortune, helps me lucid dream and gets me out of sleep paralysis.

>>32282004
is this a jojo reference??????

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Not really a dark secret, but I'm a person with pretty conservative viewpoints in one of the most liberal places in my country, so I haven't really had the ability to be myself or express my own opinions for a while. I'm going to college soon too, so I think it's only going to get worse from here.

>>32279622
>>32282145
I'm super into this too anons. Best of luck to the both of you

>Bewear
>A girl I dated in high school started telling people I sexually assaulted her years after we dated. I didn't, and thank god she didn't try to press charges, but it still managed to destroy the vast majority of my relationships. I moved, got married and changed my name while I was at it, and now live a totally normal, happy life. But even now, I worry about that lie catching up to me, or her deciding to press charges and everything falling apart. It feels like someone I haven't so much as spoken to in almost a decade has a gun up to my head.

No one in my new life knows except my wife. She's been amazing and understanding, thank god.

Also, fun fact, when you get married, there's a form where you get to write your new names, and you can literally write whatever you want. Changing your name is amazingly easy.

>>32290470
I hope you chose the coolest new name you could think of.

>>32290470
I kind of remember you from one of the older threads, don't remember the last part though

>>32290490
My first name is just a name I like, my middle name is the last name of my favorite teacher from school, and my last name is the first half of my old last name and the second half of my wife's. It feels very egalitarian, and sounds rad to boot.

I'm really happy with the name.

>>32290506
I've never posted in one of these threads before, which means someone else has had a similar experience. I wish I was surprised by that, but this shit happens all the time and no one is doing anything about it.

I hope that other anon is okay. I'm really lucky, all things considered.

>>32284248
How did she rape you? I find it hard to believe

>>32290490
Chad Thundercock.

>>32282004
Make sure to look out for ambulances

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Aegislash because I'm a swordaboo

I jerked it regularly at an old job where I was the only one on duty. I was just bored.

Oh, and I started genning a couple days ago and have 0 regrets.

>>32287372
Fuck this hits close to home. Once I get my Masters I'll be out of good excuses for why I'm single still.

My tranny mtf sister is getting more pussy than me and it hurts

>>32276654
No harm done. She's still around, and people have a tendency to pursue really impulsive trains of thought when they're younger. It's a good thing you two've managed a healthy relationship over the years.

Hydreigon
I'm a Marxist.

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>>32286181
>party
>girl
>kiss

LEAVE NORMIE
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>>32279674
I feel like I might have been too. Like, when I was too young to remember anything. One time when I was super high after I had just started smoking weed I got some sort of flash of an old memory and the phrase "grum in my nooie" which I think was baby talk for "dick in my ass". Not sure if that was real though. Also when I was 4 me and my friend sucked each others dicks, he said his brother told him about it so I'm not sure if he was molested or if his brother just told him to go suck a dick. Never told anyone about either of those things.

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I took my best friend's Nintendo DS about 10 years ago. Still use it to this day for trade evolutions when I play through old games like Heart Gold.

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>>32287464
glad I could be of service

his 3 kids would still have their dad if he never got caught in my mother's vortex

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I love all animals, but the ones i like the most are birds. I really like them. Nothing sexual, though. I pretend to have a farm full of birds and practice falconry. If i had the money, i'd have parrots, toucans, and hornbills in my house right now.

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>>32294913

Do you have any right now, anon?

Aside from the initial cost of have a very big cage for them, I've read that budgies and lovebirds are largely inexpensive in upkeep and are good starter birds.

>>32295041
I have a muscovy duck, and i always had chickens and budgies since my childhood.

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>>32274162
I dislike Black people but feel bad about it.

It's Mewtwo.

I'm in the bottom 20% of male genetic quality (ass ton of physical and mental issues, had to see a doctor every other week as a kid and the physical stuff is worse as an adult, already have my leg bones hurt a lot in my early 20's even though I'm no where near fat enough for that to be normal) and well I have accepted I will die alone, my mother seems awful insistant that I'll get married and have kids some day and it's really starting to grate me.

Togekiss

I had a bad experience at a store once so reported it to the city out of spite and eventually were forced to close (they did in fact do illegal shit but nobody really cared)

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>>32274162
Back in pre school recess me and my autistic friend made a thing called pee pee club. I don't honestly wanna say this but we put sticks up our asses and fingered each other, the teacher found out one day. the autistic kid killed himself couple years ago
Remember kids, don't go putting sticks up your ass

>>32295303
Are you sure you weren't the autistic kid?

>>32295286
>(they did in fact do illegal shit but nobody really cared

Like what?

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>>32295336
I had aspergers
It still haunts me to this day

>>32295363
>had
as much as I wish it was, aspergers isn't something that ever completely goes away

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>>32274162
> I'm 24, and still haven't found real love. I've been quite a coldhearted person, and it all leads back to when i was 20, and i met a guy whom i've been in love with ever since i met. We have the best time you can think of, and once we have sex he leaves me stone cold for an entire year. this is the 4th time it happens and it doesn't stop eating me from the inside.
And i'm unable to stop liking him, because those 4-5 blissful weeks with him a year, are enough for me to still come back. And whenever i date someone else, the lack of chemistry just reminds me how broken i feel.
This isn't working out very well. Thank you for reading and being my emotional dumpster /v/
nobody really knows this about me.

>>32295380
Typo

>>32295388
Real love doesn't exist

>>32295397
Well, i guess that comes down to what's implied.When i say real love i mean a person that mutually likes me as much as i like him.

that bullshit about someone being perfect is ofc a myth.

When you've been living with someone you like, and can comfortable say an honest "i love you" and you get "i love you too" back in return. That's real love by my definition.

>>32295303
Thanks for making me feel better about the mortifying things I've done, anon

>>32282469
you might be asexual

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>>32284172
Holy shit... are you me?

>>32284248
go see some counselling dude

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I masturbate a lot but never want to have sex, ever. I'm terrified of the thought of actually being so intimate with someone.

>Scrafty
>I want to impregnate a 12-14 year old girl so bad. I would still fuck them 15 and older but 12-14 is the perfect age imo. Im 21...

>>32295813
Every Anon Ever

>>32295846
not everyone here's a pedophile
some are furries

>>32295388
I've been (and still kind of am) in your boat, anon. I still have some feelings for my ex who used to be my best friend. Take my advice and don't get caught in a toxic cycle of missing someone who isn't worth your time or doesn't want you.

>>32295846
Ok then
>I lost my virginity, had my first mouth/tongue kiss and blowjob from a tranny i sent a dick pic a year ago. I didnt pay for anything, he drove to my house, looked fine on photos but was like a 4/10 irl, still fucked him for like 4 mins before he left. Took a 2 hour long shower afterward trying to get rid of his smell. Traps are shit

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I am 21 years old and have never had a gf. I have social anxiety like a mofo and cannot talk to anyone who isn't already a close friend. The only sexual encounters I've had were at asian massage parlors and through grindr. I don't know if I'm bi because Im only attracted to the male genitalia, there's no way I could actually date a guy or kiss one.

>>32295345
I reported them for not carding on liquor purchases, keeping expired stuff on their shelves until it sells refusing to restock, and they buy unused medical supplies from people them resell them back to companies for profit.

Then turns out they also didn't bother with a bunch of other code stuff.

>>32295059
Are chickens good pets to have? I've been thinking about getting one for a while now.

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>Empoleon
When I was young I messed around sexually with two of my male cousins, it was their idea but I was hormonal and curious. I stopped when they wanted to try rubbing each others dicks in between the others thighs, it just seemed wrong to me. I moved to the other side of the bed but I could still hear the sound of them trying, it went on for a while and thinking about what else they tried doing sickens me. This experience is the sole reason for me finding gay sex appalling, I have no problem with gay people but when they discuss sex (which they do often) I am just reminded of this and it makes me sick. I have never discussed this with anyone, including the cousins that were involved.

bumping for more sadness

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i'm in a relationship where my partner is incredibly submissive and calls me daddy a lot. I like it, but i don't have the heart to tell her it's because it's secretly feeding my incest fetish. i still watch mom/son porn

>>32297907
>>32296202
you two should fuck

>>32296164
Not that guy but I had some as a kid. They can be pretty noisy and they shit a lot. They also need a decent amount of space too but it is nice having a constant supply of fresh eggs.

>>32296164
Mine were kept in my backyard, so they weren't that bad. Like >>32298018 said, they're very smelly and noisy, so be sure to talk to your neighbors before you get a chicken, if you live in a city like me. I thought ducks were smelly and noisy before getting mine, but chickens make more noise.

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Reuniclus.

I really don't have any deep dank secrets so I'll just say this.
I got diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome when I was 6 or 7, and got put on medication, morning midday and night. I was on these until 4-5 years ago. At first I got nightmares every night, then 5 times a week, then less and less as the years went on. It was so bad I had to wake my mother up and sleep with her to even get some peace. Eventually I got a lamp like pic related but simpler, where you pull the metal ball chain to light it. I got the habit of turning on the lamp whenever I wake up, which was good because in my nightmares I usually start by waking up in my bed in the nightmare. When I pull on the lamp chain in the nightmare, the lamp doesn't turn on or light no matter how hard I tug. I got used to doing that so many times that that was how I was always able to tell if I was actually awake or caught in a nightmare. It got to the point where I got used to the nightmares, and found ways to break myself out of them, so I stopped bothering my mom about it.

>>32298083
I don't know why, but I really liked your story anon.

Bulbasaur is my favourite, and I only have one dark secret, which is pretty tame for this thread.
My ex and I were 18 (about two years into our relationship) and were in the back of my car one night. She was tired, but I kept trying things with her, until she got me to back off. Things were tense for about a week after that, but she forgave me and we were together for another year and a half. We only talked about it once afterwards, about six months later, after I was thinking about what something I had never told anyone was - that I considered myself to have sexually assaulted her. I can't remember how she reacted, but I know that she didn't fully agree or disagree.
/blog

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>>32274162
lurantis
when i was i kid i almost died burned alive in my own room, because i somehow dropped my fan on the floor when i was sleeping, almost everything i had in my room burned, i have almost no stuff of when i was a kid

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Crobat
I draw porn and non lewds for a living while the rest of my family thinks I work as an independent real estate agent

>>32301975
I'd buy some of that "real estate" if you catch my drift

>>32301975
>I draw porn
link?

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I'm 24 years old, and I have never masturbated before

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>>32302058
how the fuck is this possible? I thought I was weird for not busting my nut for the first time until I was 16

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>Quagsire
I cry myself to sleep sometimes, for a variety of reasons
>>32302078
>>32302058
I've been beating my meat since I was 10. I asked my mom what masturbation was because I heard it on either family guy or robot chicken the night before. She told me and I imminently went to try it. I've been fapping to Pokegirls for 9 years now

>Altaria
>I have gone 0 (near zen) to 100 (psychopath) and back to 0 so fast it scares seemingly everyone, including myself, of the simple prospect of it happening again

>>32302122
I've had this shit happen to me more times than I'd like to admit

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I am gradually losing my attraction to human women and keep getting drawn toward animated women (i.e women that don't exist)

Animated women are flawless. Real women are full of disgusting flaws. Worst part of this is that I'm married

Naturally, I'm trying to break this mindset but it's not easy

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I'm terrified of not being smart. I know I'm only a little above average, but I always have to look like the smartest guy in the room.

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>>32274162
>Leafeon
There's this cute guy I know online who I love to flirt with and get bullied by but I'm self-conscious about getting too close to him because even though I like him he doesn't deserve someone like me. I've tried dating someone else but there's no one else that can make me feel the way he does.

>>32283073
Gay pedo?

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Marowak (non-Alola, of course)

Darkest secret:
Either that
> I'm lazy as fuck (somehow conned my way into a PhD program, hoping it doesn't all fall down around my head within the next week, which is a real possibility)
> I'm a trans queero who likes posting lewd pictures of myself on the internet
>

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>ditto
I'm so bored of this world, I just want to be freed from the grind-fest that my life has become and actually experience things, but everything I want to do/see just isn't possible, it's all either beyond my means or fictional.

>will never get out of debt and travel the world, go to space, or have time to get really good at anything
>will never join the stargate program or live in the pokemon world or have magic and dragons.

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I am obsessed with beastiality. I'm a dog fucker and my only dream is to find another girl who also likes that. Pokephilia too, but that isn't as bad

>>32295998
Yo! It will be okay. I finally jumped into the online dating scene at age 23, and now I've got a fucking awesome girlfriend.

My advice would be, don't treat yourself like you're broken. You can own not having had a girlfriend without it being some sort albatross around your neck.

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>>32279535
>Favorite Pokemon
Reshiram

>Darkest secret
I'm 27,also still afraid of the dark.I can usually sleep with the lights off in my room but places like the hallway or basement make me jumpy if the lights are out.

>>32290631
>Hard to believe a girl would fondle a young boy or her sister
>Hard to believe he or she couldn't have been violated with an object or something
I envy the kind of world you live in

>>32284749
Who is Bob Saget?

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>>32290136
I feel this, Santa Cruz is lefty hell.

>>32303127

That's the best twist of Ayn Rand I've ever heard

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>>32303146
Southern Louisiana here, and thankfully it's rare for me to see anyone that leans extremely far on one side, hardly hear of many dumb post election incidents compared to other places thankfully.

on that note, I don't really consider myself of any sort of political leaning, I just do what my heart feels right, having to identify with any specific ideology just feels like you are seeking justification for your own ideals. if you want more of an idea where I lean by typical definitions, I am for the acceptance of many groups of people, but no group should be held above any other, everyone should be equally accountable for their actions, any extremes are a detriment to society as a whole

>>32303208
What's your opinion on environmental justice?

>>32303217
not really sure what that means, so can't really give my piece on that

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I have been into sorcery and occultism since I were 14, in fact I lost most of my teen years meditating and doing rituals, I have never had a girlfriend, lost my virginity, had many friends, gone to a party, or other shit normies do when they are young. Eventually I grew to dislike people and human society.

All I want is to get the fuck out of this gay world, and after all this years I haven't lost hope of creating my perfect universe.

Thanks for letting me get this out of my chest, I have never told anyone, if ever succeed, don't forgive me /vp/, I will make your waifu real.

>>32303290
Isamu is that you?

>>32303323
No, Sorry

>>32302858
I've tried online dating for a bit. The few times when girls responded back they never want to do anything. Like all they wanted was a short conversation. I've tried okcupid and tinder plus. It was a waste of money. Never again.

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holy fuck this thread makes me feel boring
My friends all think I'm this magical Pokemon master that could compete with the greats, and I've helped them think that. But I've never even broken 1300 showdown ELO.

>>32284317
which one?

Hello there, can someone help with 6iv ditto?

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Maybe I'm over exaggerating but I fucked my first girlfriend when she was 11, I was 14 and a stupid impulsive child, we breaked years later but we were cool stayed as friends, but every day I'm afraid that she tell someone what we did so early, and get in big problems for that be patient you stupid kids.

>>32303755
it better be fucking Mara, I'd laugh my ass off knowing there is an anon on this board that has hallucinations of Mara dancing everywhere

Shaymin.

I guess my darkest secret is that I caused CPS to be called on my mom because her hoarding caused us to live and sleep in garbage.

>>32302356
>he doesn't deserve someone like me
Do you mean he's a shit who doesn't deserve someone good like you? Or is he someone good who doesn't deserve shit like you? Do you simply perceive it that way out of self-deprecation, or is it an actual fact due to his personality or any prior actions? Hope you don't mind clarifying this.

>>32277107
Nightmares are dreams too

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>>32302773
Read this pic. It's from me posting to someone else on one of these threads.

>>32303618
Its all RNG anyway my dude. Like pulling on a fucking slot machine. Its what cause me to abandon League of Legends and all MOBAs and most multiplayer shit permanently. Something will always happen to inevitably prevent you from progression no matter what, despite the fact you know you should be winning you won't. It's a curse, my dude.

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I realized this weekend that I have no life and no future. I guess that makes me part of the crowd?

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I'm a trap
I guess my favorite pokemon is fitting

>>32304403
H-Hi, tell me more please.

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I like to use my hand to wipe my ass

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>>32274162
I have no dark secrets I just get a little lonely sometimes thanks to my anxiety

>>32304442
dude....

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>>32284317
>>32304110
I really wish I could tell you its Mara or something like Mot or pixie or even jack frost but its sadly just Hecate

>>32303755
I'm a bit high right and I forgot to reply to you in the post above,sorry my dude

>>32304370
I'm the shit in this situation.
I'm just out of his league both physically and emotionally. He's absolutely adorable in both appearance and personality.
No matter what I'm going through he can always take my pain away and make me smile with the simplest sentences, yet I can't ever seem to do the same for him.
Sure, he'll thank me for it, but to me it doesn't really feel like he meant it and he's still sad about it.
Who knows, maybe he does enjoy my company just as much as I do his.
But who I am as a person makes me feel like he'd be better off with someone who can build a relationship, not a friendship.

>>32278791
>>32302773
>>32303290
perfect trio

>>32305277
Did you try the simple option of telling him you like him? Self-deprecation is a big fucking wall to get over.

I mean, if a girl were to like me and I find out, I'd probably go full internal denial, think it's a joke or they're trying to get something out of me or shit like that. Even if I were to be forced to confront facts, I could say "Okay, you like me" out-loud, unironically, but THAT part of me is gonna still twist over inside and repeat "lies lies lies" etc. Its just years of self-deprecation, self-loathing, and the rest just solidified, and after all these years of being free of most of that that solid remnant is still there inside. I can explain and talk about all this rationally out loud, but I still can't get over that internal cringing twist.

But the fact I'm saying all this shows self-awareness. That despite being fucked up inside, I'm aware of it. You seem to also have that sort of neutral distant self-awareness with your own issue here, so that's good.

Here's something interesting. There's a lot of police and investigative data out there that pretty much says 7% of human communication is verbal, 48% is body language, and 45% tone of voice. But despite that, the best way to tell that someone is lying is through their words, what they say - more than half the time, supposed indicators of lying can mean something completely unrelated (like sweating in your seat might just mean the air in the room is a bit warm, and not that you're sweating under interrogation or something).

Basically, just ask him some things outright. Lying is useless for a person who has nothing to hide, or thinks they have nothing to hide.

>>32305557
Well, if you think saying, "Hey X, I'm gay for you" is the way to go, I guess I can try it. Though to be honest I'm not sure how seriously he'll take it seeing as we've joked about being gay for each other before.

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>>32305806
I'm not responsible for anything that may or may not happen. That's your choice.

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I wish Germany had won WW2

>>32307739
The World powers would be Germany and Japan, and Germany would be fucking unstoppable if it won because it would've whooped Russia's ass, and Japan would be destroyed because they were both xenophobic racial purists

>>32304394
You're both just bad at Pokemon LOL

>>32302078
>how the fuck is this possible?
it's just as it is, i just don't feel the need to masturbate

>>32307902
Get electroshock therapy

>>32274188
WHAT YA TRYIN TA SAY TO MEEEEEEEE