>parents found the Growlithe love doll

Good. You deserved it.

>>32071165
How fucked are you OP?

Maybe they'll get you a real dog.

>>32071179
Well they ended up searching my room more and confiscated my cum rations so I'll let you decide

>>32071190
I didn't know you posted here, Chris-Chan.

>>32071210
I said cum rations not recycled gravy

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what the fuck is wrong with you people

>no pics
Why should anyone believe you?

>>32071226
Nice thumbnail, reddit-kun.

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>>32071190
>cum rations

>>32071246
I jizz on my food to preserve it, plus it adds flavor

>>32071179

They won't. If he's a dependent his parents will force him to attend psychiatric evaluations that will eventually lead to therapy and medication.

If he's not, his parents eill just kick him out and notify the authorities.

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>>32071244
>hurr durr if you don't fuck dolls you're from reddit xD!

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>Thought OP was memeing
>>32071190
>Thought OP needs to erase himself from all existence
>>32071220
>OP thought he's any better than Chris-chan

Why do I still open /vp/ ?

>>32071251
Trying too hard

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>>32071273
No really... i do
Image from a old thread back when I had cum rations

>>32071289
>/v/

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>>32071289

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>>32071289
How has your family not disowned you yet.

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>>32071289
He wasn't kidding

>>32071165
A boy was wandering far from home with his loyal Growlithe, Growly. They were both freezing, and they hadn't eaten in days.

>*shivers* Growly, I'm not going to make it. Leave me alone and save yourself... Oh?
>The angels have come for me, farewell. I leave this world for a better place. Remember me, Grow-*dies*

>Groww? Groooowwwwlithe! Grooowwwwwwlithe! Groooowwwwwwww!

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>>32071289

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>>32071358

>>32071358
The fuck

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>>32071165
Growlithe love doll? The hell?

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>>32071289
How does cum taste like? I've never tried it myself, but I'd guess stale hummus.

>>32071165
>Growlithe

Could've chose a better mon.

I'm pretty sure your parents would've been more understanding if it was a Braixen, Lopunny or Gardevoir doll.

>>32071289
Why? What the fuck? Why are you such a degenerate?

>>32071470
Depends on the guy. Sometimes it's mildly tangy and flavorless, other times it's salty. Imagine corn syrup mixed with water and varying degrees of salt dependent on the person.

>>32071491

No they wouldn't, they know children play this game.

>tfw parents know i own a fleshlight and dont really care about it

>>32071289
What the fuck

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>>32071289

So what happened to OP? Is he dead?

>>32072979
Well if they confiscated "cum rations" he would be lucky if he was dead

bumpan for updates

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>>32071289

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BLUE BOARD

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>>32071289

>>32072935
Those are incredibly normal compared to a fuckdoll that looks like a dog.

>>32071165
What is your "love doll?" Is it a fleshlight stuffed into a plush toy?

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>growlithe
>not arcanine
goml

>>32075870
Go on...

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>>32075870
oh

>the thread is still up

>>32076185
YAMEROO

>>32076185
anyone can cum on a small amount of food and timestamp it

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I... I... uhh... just... okay.

>>32071165

>>>/r9k/

>>32076185
That just looks like some fruit snacks in milk

>>32076120
oh yes

>>32076640
Don't doubt autism

>>32076185
Wtf xD