Times Pokemon got you in trouble?

>>31961626
>>>/r9k/

Keep going

Please continue.
If you think "No! Pokemon GO is garbage compared to the real thing" Is a smart thing to say among your normie friends I want to know what happens next.

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>>31961626
>"No! Pokemon GO is garbage compared to the real thing"
Please continue so I can laugh at your incapability to act like a normal human being.

>>31961626
>>"No! Pokemon GO is garbage compared to the real thing"
REMINDER: always hide your power-level irl

>Go into work
>"Hey anon, PIKA PIKA PIKA CHU HAHAHA" one of the fucking Chads tell me
>I laugh with him though...
>Day goes on with people still mocking me about Pokemon
>I don't get it, why do they mock me when they play the shitty mobile game
>3 hours into work and someone spills coffee on the kitchen floor
>I volunteer to help clean up the mess
>As I get the mop one Chad says to me, "Look out! He has Mopmon!"
>The whole kitchen bursts put laughing
>Enough was enough. It wasn't even funny
>"Fuck you!"
>Right then the kitchen went silent
>No one said a word but there was a bit more laugher
>I just went on cleaning up
Will continue in a bit gotta run to the store...

>>31961728
>"Hey anon, PIKA PIKA PIKA CHU HAHAHA" one of the fucking Chads tell me
This one hit too close. Now I'm feeling sad.

Maybe don't be an awkward autist and learn to communicate with other human beings?

>>31961626
3/10 try harder you nigger

>>31961626
Dumb frogposter.

>Supervisor stops me before punching out
>"I got some complaints of loud swearing coming from the kitchen--from the customers. I asked around and everyone told me you did it, even the cooks."
>"I'm sorry! It'll never happen again!" I said
>"I know it won't. I've already written you up. Don't do it again."
>I leave the building and see Chad and friends laughing it up.
>I turn red and immediately get in my car in drive away as fast as I could
>Next day I don't show up and instantly get fired
I didn't want to go in and suffer work through all that embarrassment...

>>31961626
Did you emulate on your phone or did you literally bring your DS to work just so you could play during the break?

>>31961925
I brought my 3DS to work. Not my best idea now that I think about it.

People laughed at you and you chose to no longer be employed.

ok

Good luck getting another job you stupid fuck

>>31962216
Rather that then being the Pokemon autist anon...

>>31961626
Should've listened, you played video games in public and Quentin's Diamond dogs fucked you up. Hope you learned your lesson

>>31961626
Don't worry senpai they probably just thought it was cute/silly

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>>31961626
>HGSS just came out
>Pokewalker is lit af
>At the time I was but a young lad, and played with it in class
>Teacher confiscates the pokewalker
>"OH WHAT IS THIS, ANON?"
"I-it's my pokewalker."
>"HAVE YOUR PARENTS COME IN AND PICK IT UP FOR YOU."
>Mom never came to get my Pokewalker for me
>tfw my starter is still probably waiting for me in some lost-and-found box somewhere

>>31961626
>>31961728
>>31961838
Ok, here's what you do, learn to be quiet.

>>31962615
>Ask a question
>Expect me to be quiet like some dumb emo anime character
Now I admit my response was dumb

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>>31961999
>Trips of realization

>>31962622
>Is that the sequel to Pokemon GO?
>Nah, it came out a couple years back.

>>31962622
I mean quiet as in don't yell like a retard, also think your answers more than 2 seconds.

>>31961838
Kill the Chads. You may be arrested for it but it would be doing us all a favor. Kill them. You will be forever remembered here.

Why not file for harassment you fucking beta cuck

Comprehensive list of thins that happened:
- not these >>31961626, >>31961728, >>31961838

>>31961626
>violently autistic
>voluntarily playing gen 4 despite it being objectively the worst

Yep, story checks out.

>>31962876
Well it's a little late for that now

>31962987
>gen 4
>the worst
>What is Staraptor
>What is Empoleon
>What is fucking Lucario
Not even worth the (you). Try harder.

>>31962670
Anon, stop. He's clearly retarded, he might think you're serious.

>>31963017
Hi, OP! Don't let your autism hit you on the way out!

>frequently bring my 3ds to work to hatch eggs or do shit in battle tree after lunch break
>often end up buying merch instore after work when it shows up
>none of my coworkers have ever said anything about my hobbies
OP's greentext is such bullshit it's not even worth giving the you or a bump

>>31963017
>What is fucking Lucario
degeneracy

>>31963047
There are sad people who judge others though. I have a friend who cannot see the appeal of Pokemon at all and refused to play GO when it was big. But he would be next in line for the next Fifa or CoD.

One time I got detention for bringing Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards to school.

>>31963334
TWO

>>31962577
i dont get why students hand their shit over
i'd just say no and go to the office instead

its much a much nicer place to be

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Even if this is fake, I feel too sad for you to leave you alone like this anon :(

Here's a cute bun. Fap to it; it'll keep you from going an hero while you're looking for a new job.

They aren't laughing at you for liking Pokemon. They're laughing at you because you're a weak pathetic piece of shit and it feels good to dominate and humiliate a pussy like you. Grow up and be a man.

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>almost 12 years ago
>at an after school club
>friend playing ruby
>jealous because I lost my ruby and never found it
>wait until he puts his DS down
>sneak up to the desk where it is when nobody is looking and put ruby in my pocket
>late his parents come to pick him up
>everyone looking for his game under cushions and everything
>somebody decides to check my pocket
>I get banned from the club
>almost got reported to police for attempted theft
I still feel terrible, and I still don't have my ruby.
This same cunt said animal crossing was a homo game and less than a year after I started playing it he was playing it.

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>>31961838
>>31961626
>>31961728
You know what to do.

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>>31963168
>tfw I was kind of that shithead (but I still didn't really care I guess, it just never felt like my thing)
>then my fucking mom forced me to try GO after she got addicted to it which made me start playing the real games after it inevitably got boring
>now I have a loaded 3DS, have spent more time in SM than I would ever admit publicly and have at least tried everything from Platinum up
they just don't know what they're missing desu baka

>>31961679
>incapability to act like a normal human being.
we shouldn't even try.

>>31961782
do normies have to learn shit like or do they just know how to do it? they know, you can't teach it

>why don't you just lern 2 communicate
anon!
>why doesn't that dog just lern 2 be a cat?

>>31964212
it feels like a matter of self confidence more than anything
lately I've felt a lot more sure of myself as time goes on and eventually got tired of worrying what stereotypes and labels I confirm to or what my hobbies and interests say about me to retards I'll never meet again that are equally weird and demented in their own ways, and I don't have as bad a time talking to people as I did for a while

there are all kind of work enviorments op. gl finding a more tolerent one and /pol/-like infested one.

>>31964169
>be a degenarate
>call others cunts

>>31964212
normie spends their entire life molding themsleves and being molded into what they are. being a normie means being chained by what considered norm. it isn't your natural state.

>>31964263
>theft
>degenerate
Fucking capitalist.

>>31964271
3/10 too obvious.

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>>31964151
>stand up for myselfe, be man, btfo chads
>still awkward meme man
feels good

>play pocket monsters at work
>no one gives a shit
>get tons of powsi

>>31964348
>truth
>truth
>lie

I don't get this. Why do so many people flaunt their autism? If you don't want to get in an uncomfortable situation, don't make your autistic interests known. Pretty fucking simple.

None of my coworkers, nor anyone else I know, for that matter, have even the first clue that I'm into Pokemon or am batshit autistic about YGO and I intend to keep it that way.

>Being ashamed of your power level
>Caring what normie think
>Not being the most unapologetic autist
You're an adult anon, they can't beat you up anymore but you can make their day worse until they start avoding you all together

>>31963168
>Being friends with turbo normies
Im not even a frog poster and don't have it in for most normies but turbo normies are basically autists who just like sports and cars

Anybody have the screenshot of that one fucker who ruined his own life and blamed it on Pokemon? "Joked" about beating this gf, got his ass kicked by her dad, sperged out on a stranger, etc.?

>>31964439
True REEEEEEE

>>31964449
What? Now Im curious

>>31964420
there are only so many hours a day, and im not gonna deny myself fun just because some people around me don't share my tastes.

>>31964169
Should've done the ol' front of the underwear hidden pocket