/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>31960241
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>31960248
>Spritzee flutters out of the shower after extinguishing the smoldering feathers you had just lit on fire.
Spritzee: You... YOU!!! You've ruined my wonderful aroma for the last time!

>6 first action

>>31960262
Give Oshawott the good old mouth-to-mouth. Maybe that'll pull him out of his trance.

>>31960241
Oh fuck, we left Eva alone.

>>31960262
Ember Spritzee again. Then tackle it if it tries to put itself out again.

>>31960262
>don't visit the threads for some time
>suddenly shower scene
L-lewd...

>>31960276
winrar

I probably shouldn't be breeding Oshawott eggs right now

>>31960315
I mean, Ron shouldn't be trying to either, but that doesn't stop him

>>31960337
kek

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>>31960276
we're off to a great start i see

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>>31960276
>You can't just leave Osha in the shower like this! You need to break him out of this trance
>You rush past Spritzee knocking her onto the toiler and hop into the shower

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>>31960393
>You spin Oshawott around and shake him. "Wake up Osha! Snap out of it!"

Osha: Must get clean... must not let fur smell...

>No good. In times like these, there's only one option left...

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>>31960404
Osha: Must be clean... must not ruin Spritzee's scent...

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>>31960413
Osha: Must... must not... must...

HAPEN

>>31960413
>>31960425
stop teasing us

>>31960425
inb4 we get interrupted

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>>31960425
>Oshawott slaps you out of pure reflex

Osha: W-wha? Ron? Where am I?

Spritzee: No! You stay in there until your fur is CLEAN!

Osha: ...?

>9 next

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>>31960439
oh yes!, that's the stuff, give me another!

>>31960439
Now quick! Explain the situation and team up against Spritzee!

>>31960439
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THE OTTER

>>31960439
Shit in the shower

>>31960455
Just to make sure Osha is completely awake.

>>31960455
This, produce so much cum that Spritzee gets disgusted by the smell and leaves.

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>>31960455
i can feel another one coming

>>31960439
Inform Osha he had been violated mentally, and possibly physically by the floating nose creature.

>>31960439
Respectfully inform Spritzee that you hate "The Gay" and tell him to talk to the local Pastor

>>31960455
REWROLLINT

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>>31960455
>You hop right back into the shower and try to leap onto Oshawott, who holds you off at arm's length

Spritzee: Ah! yes, good. You both stay in there now.

Osha: Now I remember! I walked in here while exploring and I got assaulted by some noxious perfume, but then I think I passed out.

Spritzee: Obnoxious!? I'll show you what proper aromas should be like!

>Spritzee moves to attack

>7 next

>>31960557
Give Spritzee a swirlie

>>31960557
Ember that fuckboy again.
Proper aromas should be burning.

>>31960557
Tackle Spritzee into the sink.

>>31960557
Trap Spritzee in the toilet and use Ember to heat the water to a boil

>>31960557
Protect your fuckboy.

>>31960557
Shit yourself

>>31960557
ember at the water to create a lot of fog, then team attack spritzee

>>31960588
Overwrite with this
>>31960582

>>31960557
use ember on spritzee and prevent it from reaching any water sources

>>31960557
take a whiff

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>>31960588
>You blast the water in the shower with a few embers, creating a veil of steam

Spritzee: A-ah! No fair!

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>>31960690
>You leap out behind Spritzee with Osha and strike with a team attack
>Spritzee stumbles at the heavy blow.

>>31960708
are we winning?

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>>31960708
Spritzee: Where am I? Why does it smell like wet otter fur, shit, and way too much perfume in here? Last I remember I was in the city and I heard music and then... a-AH! Wait, who are you two?? I'm getting out of here!

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>>31960722
>Spritzee flees

>1 next

>>31960739
after that bitch

>>31960739
EXTREMELY SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THE OTTER (AGAIN)

>>31960739
Tell Osha there is no time for him to try and solicit you for sex, you have to find your friends and others in need. Run out before he has a chance to respond.

>>31960739
Yell "Ya run lil faggot! Before Pence gets ya!"

>>31960739
Follow her

>>31960739
Make sure Osha is okay. Then try to find Buddy and Eva and get the group back together.

>>31960752
Let's go with this

>>31960739
stop him, smash his head against the floor and then finish him off, he must pay for his crimes!

>>31960757
rerolling

>>31960753
re

>>31960757
roll

>>31960750
rewrollin

>>31960757
re

(small break for drawing/dialogue)

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>>31960766
>You follow Spritzee through the door and enter into the mansion's library.
>As you step into the room, you feel an odd sensation wash over you.
Osha: I- I feel... weird

???: Ah, you're ready to play at last!

Osha: That voice from the entrance! Are you in this room?

???: Nope! But you've found one of my little tricks~ You two have been cursed!

PSA: While in the mansion, you may run into curses that may change or impose requirements on your input! It may become tricky or difficult to act, but there is a way to remove curses! If only there had been someone who gave you a warning about oddities or strangeness and what to do when that happens...

>You have been struck with the Curse of Stupid Puzzle Shit! While active, Ron cannot receive any commands that contain the letter "E"!

>3 next

>>31960918
Look through books

>>31960918
look at moss-color books

(I'll allow "re"s so long as the original command did not have e in it)

>>31960932
re

>>31960918
So it's an e-ban, then.
Is that ring still in us? Throw it up and put it on.

>>31960918
Look for piggy food

>>31960918
start shitting, and stomp on it a bunch to disgust that ghost bitch

>>31960943
Would "Look at rd and blu books on that tabl" be a valid command?

>>31960918
Burn the library

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>>31960953
>You root around and look for any food to scarf down.
>In a plush armchair, you find and claim an Oran fruit and add it to your bag.

Osha: I wond- I gu-... uh, I think book might hav- fuck. Books, Ron?

>7 for following action

>>31961020
Wolf down fruit. Pay Osha no mind

>>31961020
Burn books, find hidden path downwards

>>31961033
>hidden

>>31961031
Re

>>31961033
Fuck I accidentally used an e:

Burn books, find path downwards

>>31961020
stack chairs and burn it up

>>31961020
Put your dick in Osha

>>31961020
Ask Osha for aid in spitting up your ring.

>>31961020
Look through books

>>31961049
Re

>>31961020
Roll for whatever get rolled below me.

>>31961049
R

>>31961020
go buckwild

>>31961041
re

still no g
aquir
obtains?
Looking for 7 or dubs

roll for wasting gets

>>31961020
>>31961084
Shit out ring, make Osha hold on to it.

>>31961049
Re

>>31961052
Re for normal thing

>>31961049

reroll

>>31961123
>make
FUCK

>>31961020
Find a way to rid this stupid condition so our story can go along normally again

>>31961191
Rolling again

>>31961020
look in book for an incantation to fix this

>>31961201
Again, for this string of posts has not had a cannon dubs so far

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>>31961133
>>31961049
>You inform Osha about a glowing ring you found back in mansion hallway. Noctowl said to try to find light if an oddity was found. You also inform him of your swallowing of said ring.

Osha: Ok, I got an id- uh, thought.

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>>31961225
>Osha kicks you in the crotch
>You throw up and spit out light ring
>Oshawott grabs it and light begins to flash.

>You suddenly feel a lot better. Hey! Your 'e's are back! The ring lifted the curse. Now maybe you can get on with this room!

>5 next

>>31961270
Examine the books, look for a secret switch.

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>>31961270
>get kicked in the crotch
>You suddenly feel a lot better.

I mean, I know the curse was lifted but
wew
fix those kinks Ron

kick otter in the nuts for that

>>31961270
Check the shelves for anything interesting, then head out the other door.

>>31961270
Ask osha to kiss your crotch as to make it feel better.

>>31961270
FUCK failed my own challenge

>Osha kicks you in your crotch
>You throw up and spit out light ring
>Oshawott grabs it and light starts to flash.

>>31961270
Feels like a waste of a useful item if there are gonna be more curses later.

Anyways, burn all of this room down.

>>31961310
There will be more rings... if you look for them!

>>31961296
Re

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>>31961299
>>31961300
those were the most short lived dubs i've seen.

re for >>31961299

When did Ron become a domestic abuse victim in this relationship?

>>31961300
>>31961296
Re for these.

>>31961346
Around like, the third or fourth time he tried to rape Osha maybe?

>>31961346
Osha's been slapping us for a long time man

take a shit on the floor and start to stomp on screeching autistically. maybe the ghosts will leave because of how gross you are

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>>31961300
>You search the shelves for anything interesting. Not too much here, but you do uncover a Pecha berry and a Scrappy Seed, which you add to your bag.

Osha: Ron, I was trying to tell you earlier, this book was labelled READ ME. And underneath that it had a math equation: (792-360) / 4
Ah... hm... I was never good with mental math. Do you know the answer Ron?

>>31961434
wait osha, i need to wait for op to give me a number.

>>31961434
Spiritomb

>>31961451
oh, anyone who answers it first will do

>>31961434
108?

108

>>31961434
its 4 trust me

I tried to open Calculator and accidentally opened Paint out of reflex, fuck

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>>31961434
>108 is Lickitung
>ywn be Ron and lick Oshawott

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>>31961472
>>31961474
???: AHAHAHAH! I've been waiting YEARS for some idiot to stumble along and say my number out loud!

>The books out on the tables fly around as the tables themselves lift into the air.

>>31961520
You mean spiritomb

>>31961529
if you had given a number i'll have roll for burning the book

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>>31961529
>The tables and books are sucked away as a swirling portal appears on the floor.

Spiritomb: Free! Finally! Thanks for letting me loose you two! But the portal will need a new captive before I'm fully free. And that's going to be one of you two!

>4 next

>>31961563
jump into the portal

offer ourself as a sacrifice to impress osha

>>31961555
I'd have worked it into releasing spiritomb anyway
Have to for a boss battle ^^

>>31961563
Run out of the room like a big hero

>>31961563
Throw books at him.

>>31961563
Mock his failure to do math by pointing out he said a captive but then suggested 2 captives. Then fight him with range attacks.

>>31961571
re

>>31961563
Just leave the room. If Spiritomb is not fully free, it can't chase you.

>>31961587
Re

>>31961563
Ask Osha to partake in some friendly male bonding, and piss on Spiritomb

>>31961563
so uh... i guess we should use our stones now?
roll for throwing our stones at the portal, that's how they work right?

>>31961598
Is this a- ah, fuck it. Reroll.

>>31961602
Nononono You eat them

>>31961602
re

>>31961563
Offer to go grab some random poke and dump it into the portal for him. The least he could do is wait a couple minutes since we went out of our way to free him with intense mental math.

>>31961611
re

>>31961611
>eating more important items -_-

>>31961611
well then, time to open wide i guess

>>31961628
If they're that important I'm sure we'll see them again, eventually.

>>31961628
oh, whoops, wait
>>31961577 had it first

>>31961628
Can you blame us? We just love to see you suffer.

>>31961641
I got you OP, we won't eat those stones (yet).

>>31961641
shit... i was hoping he wouldn't notice...
you wouldn't have let us eat the stones anyway...

I don't see what's so bad about eating the pro stones. If they're inside us, we'll never lose them.

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>>31961577
>Spiritomb hops out of the portal to safe land. As he does so, you mock his failure to do math by pointing out he said a captive but then suggested 2 captives

Spiritomb: I-I said 'one of you two.' I don't think I-

>You bombard him with an ember and a water gun

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>>31961702
>Spiritomb responds with a Dark Pulse!

>4 next

>>31961720
evolve but do a cool sailor moon transformation

>>31961720
...
do the exact same thing. Just ember and water gun him.

>>31961720
Proceed to pelt Spiritomb with books, igniting each one as you toss them

>>31961720
EAT THE STONES! EAT THE STONES! EAT THE STONES!

>>31961720
Use ember while spinning around in a circle.

>>31961720
Knock the nearby shelf down so it falls on Spiritomb.

you know what, I forgot to level you guys up from the last fight
Osha gets a new move yay

>>31961720
>>31961731
RE RE RE

>>31961643
I know I'm controlling him as an NPC, but I guess I am pretty much rolling as Osha when it comes to bearing the suffering from Ron >_>

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>>31961734
>"You may be strong, Spiritomb" you say, "but can you handle-"

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>>31961819
>"THE RING OF FIRE???"

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>>31961833
...
...
...

>Oshawott used Ra-

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>>31961851
>Spiritomb used Sucker Punch!

>Osha is sent teetering on the edge of the portal!

TO BE CONTINUED
ALSO probably taking tomorrow off for Zelda

>>31961868
Night OP, it was a great thread like always.

>>31961868
Good night OP, have fun with Zelda.

>>31961886
>>31961887
Thanks guys, night and thanks for joining!

>>31961904
have a g'night op, and thanks for the thread.

>>31961868
>tfw I didn't get to get the switch tonight cause a bunch of autistic 30 year old neckbearded faggots got the last 4

>>31961975
>tfw you bought a wii u and finally got something out of it