/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>31949251
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>31949260
>Previously, you found an odd glowing ring of light on the hallway counter. Gosh it certainly seemed like an important object. Perhaps one that's part of this level's game mechanics.

>Clearly the smartest option is to eat it immediately.
>Your insides feel very glowy and magical

>Well then, what next? 8 decides

>>31949251
haven't been keeping up with these threads, did that little hoge join our party?

>>31949326
Run further off into the mansion with reckless abandon

>>31949326
Let's go exploring. Pick a direction, run and scream. That way our team will know we are coming and won't be startled.

Masturbate

>>31949340
he's part of a rival team led by a Snivy. He's just in the OP image for national pig day

>>31949354
Re

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>>31949377
>>31949354
>You run off screaming down the hall deeper into the mansion. This way, your team will know its you coming and not some spooky ghost or something. This is very possibly your most cunning idea yet.

>You enter the main hall of the mansion. Looks like a large spiral staircase winds all the way up to a second floor. On either side, there are bookcases... though there seems to be an odd empty spot on the left there.

>6 next

>>31949518
Stick our tiny pig snout in the suspicious spot on the left

Masturbate

>>31949518
Search the shelves for otter porn, gay kama sutra, seduction techniques, drugs, and clues about the mansion.

>>31949573
Rerolling

>>31949518
Choose a book and read it

>>31949518
This mansion is going to be EBAN all over again, isn't it?
Open your mouth and fire the ring's light like a laser beam.

>>31949540
Reroll

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>>31949518
What does Ron sound like screaming? Pig screeches or human screeches.
Also nut on the stairs so any team member knows you were here

>>31949609
Reroll

>>31949609, then do>>31949573, and finally do >>31949540.

>>31949518
Before anything else, you feel the urge to squeal and roll in invisible mud, happy pig day!

>>31949590
it really *really* shouldn't be
we just have to try
like, a little bit
-_-

>>31949609
RE WE NEED A GET

>>31949629
re

>>31949625
re

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>>31949609
Reroll
Also does Ron nut lava?

>>31949609
Roll

>>31949656
What a hot experience

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>>31949666
>Satan trips
super hot

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>>31949656
>>31949609
>You jack off and cum on the stairs. The telltale sign that Ron was here. Now if your teammates come looking for you, they'll find your... trail...

>0 next

>>31949717
we haven't wasted enough time, do this >>31949629

>>31949717
wait what about Eva
she won't know what that is
WHAT HAVE WE DONE

>>31949717
Do this: >>31949625

>>31949733
Do this but instead of invisible mud, roll around in the cum

>>31949717
Fuck the suspicious spot on the left.

>>31949746
Re

>>31949717
Test out your protagonist stone.

>>31949717
maybe do >>31949625 i dunno

>>31949573
rerolling again

>>31949753
Reroll

>>31949770
Re

>>31949755
Do this but with 100% less cum

>>31949717
Write "for Eva" with the cum

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>>31949733
>>31949629
>Realizing that today is March 1st, National Pig Day, which is a completely real thing, you decide to spend some time embracing your inner pig-ness and roll around squealing, pretending you're in a big wonderful mud puddle.

>9 next

And here I was worried I'd have to spend a lot of time drawing stuff in the mansion this chapter.

>>31949827
Please do
>>31949540

>>31949827
Evolve with your stone (if you can) and then check out the bookcase with your new found height.

>>31949827
What a beatiful sight.
roll for whatever get posted below me

DO SOMETHING, LIKE: >>31949573

>>31949867
reroll, we need to find that otter porn!

>>31949842
Re

>>31949573
reroll

>>31949573
reroll

>>31949573
Securing!

Just throwing this out there in case there are people actually trying and it isn't clear, but the brown lines against the walls are doors

>>31949934
Ohh. I thought those were portraits hanging on the wall. That wasn't very clear.

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>>31949899
>>31949573
You check the shelves for anything good... maps, references, old novels, musty biographies of old pokemon you've never heard of, the Giratinist's bible, "The Complete /vpmd/ Walkthrough..."
>Feh, garbage! All garbage! You burn that last one in particular for being extra boring sounding. Rustling around more on the shelves, you find a couple old pictures of a family with a small boy, a few portraits of pokemon, a note with the word, "BASEMENT" scrawled on it in bloody letters, and OOH, score! An oran berry. You add it to your bag.

>3 next

>>31950057
Dig your way into the basement

>>31950066
This but evolve and then pummel your way into the basement.

>>31950066
dig from where you are standing through the wood

>>31950057
Look for a way to get to the attic.

>>31950057
Hmm, i feel like that might have give us a clue... yes!
I know what to do!, roll for going to the ___attic!

>>31950080
Re

>>31950088
>>31950090
re

>>31950057
Grab the Giratinist''s bible for later and read the note

>>31950101
reroll

>>31950088
Roll

>>31950057
Open each door and find the basement. Jack off on the door or mark it with the semen puddle you made (don't cum on the knob in case Eevee opens it instead of Osha-kun). This is so that they can follow us into the basement.

>>31950090
Re

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>>31950066
You don't know the move dig!

>>31950088
>The attic! Of course! You need to find the attic... gosh this place sure is large. It's easy to say "find (place)" but you've spent so much time milling about in the same place, you really have no idea what the layout of this place is!
>But attic must be upstairs or something, right? You trudge up the spiral stairs to the second floor landing. Hm, what an interesting portrait.

>4 next

>>31950206
Cum on the portrait

>>31950206
Evolve already, then jump off the down from the second floor. Your new weight will be enough to smash through the floor into the basement.

>>31950206
ignore the portrait and continue looking for a way to the attic.

>>31950206
Jump into the portrait.

>>31950206
Sex the portrait

>>31950206
Examine the portrait, jack off in front of it but not on it, open the right door and look. If there is nothing interesting, then continue down the east hall.

>>31950206
Say "zoinks this here portrait sure is spooky." Then continue through a random door.

>>31950248
reroll

>>31950206
Steal the portrait so we can sell it later.

>>31950277
:^)

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Keep in mind that Ron Potter only has so much stamina, so don't jerk off too much or else you may run out when you most need to.

>>31950244
We sure do let out libido run wild when we're not supervised

>>31950300
That's what the protagonist stone is for

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>>31950244
>You hop up on the portrait and begin to hump against it. As you're doing so, you notice an inscription on the frame: "The password is 'Piggy'"

Portrait: *Ahem*

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>>31950354
Portrait: It really is rude to start humping someone without so much as a hello. So, goodbye.

>A trapdoor opens up beneath your feet.

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>>31950366
>You fall back to the first floor.

>1 next

>>31950354
Fire. The Answer to talking paintings is Dark type moves...but as we lack them. Fire"

>>31950379
Go back up and jizz onto the portrait, but be sneaky. Then run back downstairs and find the basement.

>>31950379
Open some doors and look around for your team. We clearly need supervision

>>31950379
In the last thread. someone suggested the idea of being a lazy piggy. so let us start a nice and healthy fire and curl up like the lazy pig we are.

>>31950379
that's it ron is pissed light fire to house

>>31950379
Scream the password at the top of your lungs and hope somebody comes

>>31950379
Investigate the nearby rooms for clues. Also, seriously try out that protagonist stone.

>>31950379
Keep shouting Piggy while trying to find the way to the basement.

>>31950379
Go through a random door.

>>31950406
Re

>>31950389
re

>>31950396
re
>>31950401
Technically along the same lines

>>31950379
go back an apologize, then ask for permission to hump.

>>31950403
Reroll

>>31950379
Any chance of finding Eve?

>>31950417
Re

Note on the protagonist stones: A) Only usable in battle
B) You're still 1 level too low to use it anyway. Find any of the literal more than dozen possible encounters in this mansion.

>>31950406
securing

>>31950417
Re except instead of humping beg for forgiveness.

>>31950413
REEEE

>>31950406
Securing.

>>31950444
9 seconds off

>>31950433
Seriously stop taking our dubs

>>31950433
OP complains about us getting sidetracked but then steals all of the dubs that could be used to get us on track.

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>>31950411
>>31950406
>You wander around screaming "Piggy! Piggy! Piggy!" But this seems to not be getting you anywhere.
>Damn, you still need to find a way into the basement and figure out what that note meant.
>Wait a minute... you have a thought... it's coming to you... hang on... HANG ON...
>Nope you've lost it now. You're sure it was a good one, so you strain your brain to think reclaim it.
>Mhmm, yes... thinking... brain cells working... neurons clashing... almonds activating... yes... YES...YESSSSS
>You've got it!
>You need to

>OPEN

>A

>DOOR

>>31950577
Nah fuck that, let's go ask the portrait how's he doing.

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>>31950491
>>31950518

>>31950577
Dubs again.

Anyway, open a door. Then close it for no reason. Then open a different one across the hall and go into that.

>>31950577
Stop stealing our dubs.

This: >>31950127

>>31950603
Re to get on track

We've been in this for about 2 hours now and we have made 0 progress well, we actually got an oran berry.

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>>31950577
>You open a door at random and walk inside. Seems you've found the bathroom.
>The air is filled with a heavy, almost choking perfume-y scent.
>The shower seems to be running and someone seems to be inside, showering.

>9 next

>>31950630
Join them

>>31950630
go outside, is rude to disturb someone when they're in the shower.

>>31950630
Ask who's in there very courteously.

Then remember who the fuck you are and rip the curtains down because you don't give a fuck.

>>31950630
Peek your head in the shower

>>31950630
inhale the deep aroma

>>31950630
Wash your hands, then leave, apologizing and saying to watch out for the jizz stain that you FOUND (don't tell them who did it). Find basement.

>>31950630
Tell Eva to get out of the shower.

>>31950630

Take a shit. That's gotten things done before. And no better place to do it!

>>31950638
re

>>31950642
Re

>>31950628
someone joked it was the eban puzzle again and I laughed it off LIKE THE FOOL I AM.
"SURELY WE'VE LEARNED" I THOUGHT "SURELY SOMEONE WILL TRY TO EXPLORE"

>>31950630
Take a moment to relieve yourself on the toiler while you make a hilarious joke to the shower person.

>>31950660
Reroll for this.

>>31950638
reroll

>>31950652
then
>>31950648

>>31950656
Maybe if you didn't take all the dubs this wouldn't be a problem.

>>31950630
Obviously look in the shower, but make a bunch of spooky noises so you can play it off like you were possessed if it doesn't go well

>>31950666
JUST

>>31950638
securing with satan trips >>31950666

>>31950677
Somehow this is OP's fault, he is just trolling me now.

>>31950695
:^)

You all disregarded my plan. We should have just gone to sleep and elt the others solve this shit

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>>31950666
>>31950638
>Well gosh, it sure *would* be rude to just up and disturb someone's private shower time. You turn to leave, but as you do, the doors slam shut.

>7 next

>>31950630
Enter and scream surprise sex!

>>31950773
Get in the shower.

>>31950773
Take a shit and make small talk with whoever is in the shower

>>31950773
Do >>31950642 now

>>31950773
flush the toilet

>>31950773
Tear down the curtains and hop into the shower with whoever it is

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>>31950757
But what about our Osha?

>>31950773
Keep searching doors, and jizz on the basement door when you find it. Avoid jizzing on the knob.

>>31950785
Re

>>31950773
lick whoever is in there

>>31950773
Flirt with whoever is in the shower. If they don't respond positively burn down the curtain.

>>31950773
>the doors slam shut.
Op, why are you trying to stop me from wasting your time, it's almost like you're getting tired of being derailed. >:/

>>31950810
Reroll

>>31950773
Rape them obviously

>>31950798
Rerolling to keep our princess safe!

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>>31950800
>>31950785
>"So hey, how's it going?"

???: ...

>"Enjoying your shower?"

???:...

>"Like the perfume in here? Seems a little strong to me."

???:... Must not ruin scent. Must be clean.

??? (2): Who dares to ruin my wonderful scent??

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>>31950881
>Spritzee appears in a puff of perfume

Spritzee: Ew, what do you think you're doing in here? This is my room! I have claimed it and made it a paradise for wonderful smells. You're just like that other one who wandered in here. I made him shower until he washed all that stink out of his fur.
And if you don't get out now, I'll just have to make you, by force!

>2 next

>>31950926
and NOW the rape.

>>31950936
rape %

>>31950926
Dive into the toilet to escape the room.

>>31950926
Wash your hooves after you wipe.

>>31950881
>>31950926
Sorry about that, must have been all of that muk sludge we ate the other day, eating Muk's sludge is not as healthy as one might think.

>>31950926
Let's ask to be washed and massaged tenderly

>>31950926
Dunk Spritzee's face into the toilet while interrogating them. Don't flush.

>>31950936
RE!

>>31950936
No, we need to level up first so we can evolve.
>>31950926
Hit this bitch with an ember.

>>31950954
re

>>31950954
REEE!

>>31950926
Better leave, but ask if (s)he knows where the basement is.

>>31950936

>>31950949
Re

>>31950926
Allow yourself to be showered while you interrogate the smelly pokemon. Everytime she doesn't answer a question, take a shit in the tub

>>31950967
Re

>>31950970
re

>>31950936
One last go for rape %

>>31950985
re

>>31950942
is this an actual command?

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>>31950982
>>31950949
>You finish up, clean yourself up and flush, then go over to the sink and begin washing your hooves. You reach for the soap and squirt some into your hooves.

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>>31951105
Spritzee: NO RUINING MY SCENT!

>Spritzee uses moonblast on you

>5 next

>>31951121
toast that bitch

>>31951121
Attack Spritzee with an ember, and then threaten to make the room smell far worse if it doesn't surrender.

>>31951121
Re for
>>31950954

>>31951121
Start stuffing toilet paper into the toilet until it's clogged and then repeatedly flush

>>31951121
Break its nose!

>>31951148
Re

>>31951162
One last re

>>31951162
re

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>>31951135
>No one moonblasts your butt and gets away with it!
>You hop off the sink and ember Spritzee, giving it a burn.

Spritzee: Ah! Burning smell! Ruining scent!

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>>31951284
>Spritzee runs into the shower to douse its burning feathers

Osha: Must... get... clean... Must not ruin scent...


And we're out of time. TO BE CONTINUED

>>31951313

Explain that look, you're a pig, you just ain't gonna smell great all of the time. She's being very judgmental, and frankly maybe a bit racist. You'd be happy to try some of her perfume or whatever she wants if she'd calm down a bit and maybe apologize for being so rude to you.

I wrote that before you said TO BE CONTINUED.

>>31951313
NANI!?!?!

>>31951313
If only that roll to rape whoever was in the shower actually went through

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>>31951313
>Osha in the shower

>>31951313
Wow Osha, so you'll be Spritzee's bitch but not our's. Next time, both of those two are going to get it.

>>31951313
RIP AND TEAR SPRITZEE! THAT BITCH! WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH OSHA?!

>>31951331
>>31951332
>>31951338

OP can confirm, but I'm guessing that was an error.

>>31951348

Oops, no, it wasn't, never mind. I didn't bother to look at the picture. Ignore me, I'm stupid.

FINE THEN IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT THEN I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! :(

>>31951372
meant for that to be addressed to osha

>>31951313
So Osha was doing the inverse of getting dirty in the shower with spritzee, huh...

which board do you think ron would shitpost on?

>>31951426
Every board.

>>31951426
I mean, his entire character basically is /vp/ shtiposting

Give me your fucking swinub figure OP.
Or I'll beat you up.

>>31951703
my hoge
fite me

>>31951703
>>31951858

Brother, may I have some pigs?

>>31951888
>Trips

OP DELIVER

OP. I have a question. Is that item we ate at the beginning now in the toilet of the room we are currently in? Can we use it now if Spritzee grabs it for us?

>>31952193
that ring is gonna come back in the final act to save everyone

Rolling for OP to tell a funny joke

>>31952193
It hasn't been that long since Ron ate it.

>>31953620
A skeleton walks into a bar, He orders a beer and a mop.

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>Alola Raichu Stoked Sparksurfer (with Aloraichium Z)

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>>31955748

>>31955748
Looks fucking sexy, too bad getting one where i live not north america is gonna cost me an arm and a leg.