If you were a girl, would you have pokemon inspired nails?

>if

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If I was a girl I would be too focused on my role as a cockslut to be concerned with Pokemon. I would exist only as a slave to cum.

>>31951884
haha

>>31951402
>if

>>31951402
THOSE NAILS ARE WAY TOO LONG COLETTE GOD DAMN SOMEONE GET THIS BITCH A CLIPPER

I am and no

>>31952282
t. Kira Yoshikage

>>31951402
Taking care of nails is such a hassle that I don't think I could be bothered. It's also against regulation in my line of work to wear nail polish so I'd have to take it off every week anyway.

>>31953976
I am the opposite

>>31951402
Hell no, being a girl and finally having more options for everything I would probably choose some other design. I'd probably use glitter and/or gold on fucking everything

my ex did it all the time, impressed me with how many different designs she came up with

>>31951402
Painted nails are gross
t.girl

I am a girl and hell no I'm too lazy

>>31954005
Unbelievably tacky, darling. You would appear undoubtably ratchet.

>>31951402
Nah. Natural all the way

>>31951402
>If you were a girl
I am
>would you have pokemon inspired nails
hell no I'm not autistic

>>31954039
>>31954430
>>31955113
Here's your (you). Now some advice; stop fucking posting about how you're a girl. Nobody cares. You could easily just say "No I would never do that" without specifying that you're already a girl. I know this is the newfag board but really, learn the culture.

God no. Those are S bitch to maintain, and if they're fake, they're a nightmare to get off. I have a hard enough time maintaining my basic colors on nails, I don't have time to care for a shitty and autistic design.

>>31955230
You talk so elegantly where can I meet you, my queen?

>>31955190
t. virgin

>>31955230
show us your nails

I am a girl. No I am not. Or maybe I am. You will never know.

>>31955190

>implying their female and not pretending

The OP says "if", shitposter.

>>31955190
OP says "if" so it's just a clarification that "if" doesn't apply in this case, calm down.

>>31956809
But you don't NEED to clarify. This is an anonymous egg-painting forum, it's not needed to specify. Just say "no" and move on.

>>31954490
You know what? You're right, if I were a girl I'd probably wear simplistic but cute things. Maybe that's why I wear gold sometimes, because I'm a guy.

maybe if i were doing something special, like going to a kids' birthday party, or to the launch of a new pokemon game or something, but otherwise not really

i dont see what's wrong with guys painting their nails though

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How about these?

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>>31954039
>>31954430
>>31955113

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>>31951402
I am a girl and I don't do my nails. I have better things to do with my time.

Also, those nails looks horrible. She can't even masturbate properly like that.

>>31957287
>egg-painting forum
nail-painting you dipshit

>>31957750
show your nails, slut

>>31951402
already do
I'm a boy btw

>>31958702
show us nails

>>31951402
I am a girl and I would if I didn't have the habit/coping mechanism of clipping my nails. I had them grown out to normal people length until two days ago when I got stressed and clipped them. No pokenails for me.

:(

>>31958769
I want to do the same! It is so annoying and I keep scratching myself

>>31958769
>>31958790

do it for us nailfags

bump for more nails

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how about these cute nails?

>>31957731
Is this pasta

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>>31951402
>Girl
Not being tran

Maybe something subtle and not long nails. I'm not a fan of long nails personally

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>>31955266
t. slute

>>31951402
Actually, no. I was really feminine as kid, with long hair, nail, and such shit, for some fucking reason. So I'll speak from experience. Long tails are shit. They're a fucking pain to manage. They get in the way of everything. You get shit stuck in them all the fucking time. If you're not careful playing, which i did often as kid, you can break them or hurt others, both of which hurt. In summertime, you can scratch your dick and balls in sleep really bad if it's too hot, which hurts for days. And this is just the fucking tip of the iceberg. They're a pain to keep, and you really should just cut them.

So, no. Even if I was a grill, I'd cut my nails than paint them.

as a sissy crossdresser I love feeling like a bimbo and having fake nails

>>31960398
this picture made me die a lot inside
help

>>31955190
>>>/r9k/

>>31957613
Stomp on my dick mommy

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>>31951402
I've tried doing simple Poké Ball nails but I can barely even get red and white with a blank line in between without it looking wonky. I'm too clumsy.

Long nails make it hard to type or do anything. Doing your nails also takes too much time with too little payoff imo. I use faux nails for special events but I've never had Pokemon ones.

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I did my nails a few times, I loved it so much.

cd here

>>31962610
Tbh I don't like painted nails on girls. Fake anything else is ok though.

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Yes.

>>31962694
Those are actually some pretty well done nails.

>>31962694
9/10. Just because Pokémon Go

>>31951402
Maybe when I was 10.

>>31951402
Painted and long nails are fucking nasty.

long nails are gross so much shit gets under them

>>31960339
no

i saw a video on redtube where this girl had piplup fingernail clipons

Welp I looked at the archive and needless to say I was surprised 10/10 thread /vp/ you sickos :^)

All the girls in this thread are autistic legbeards that take no pride in their appearance at all.

And I'm not surprised in the slightest.

>>31957613
Best Eeveelution by far. Only what would you wear with them? That really cuts down on the rest of your wardrobe options.

>>31965553
I would say judging by some of the posts on this thread that a couple take pride of their appearance

>>31965553
>All the girls in this thread are autistic
Aren't we all?

I mean, this is a Pokemon board.