Meanwhile, at /vp/'s Trial Site...

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I want to have hot steamy battle with Kukui!

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>5 minutes in
>wow this is shit, time to play platinum again

I've placed memes all over town. You need to collect them. The Totem Pokemon hates memes, so having en masse will trigger the fuck out of it and show up.

>>31944444

You are challenged by Totem Honchkrow!

>>31944465

You mean totem male Salandit.

How long do you think it's gonna take until the inspectors realize our totem pokemon is just a really fat Gardevoir?

>>31944531
Ah, who knows.
Don't stress it.


Anyways, what's with all the Salandit recently?
I'm trying to get shit done, but I keep seeing these little shits popping up.

>>31944556
A Salazzle harem migrated to the area.

Jeff, I told you a million fucking times, we DO NOT call trainers 'cringe threads'.

WHY IS THERE STEALTH ROCK EVERYWHERE

>>31944603
To make sure we don't get BURASTO'd.

So, which Z-Crystal is ours, again? We just received a shipment of Crystals, and I forgot which one is ours.

>>31944636
Fuck if I know. Let's just take them all and distribute them at random.

Why do we have to wear dresses? We're a Poison Type trial, this is impractical and pointless.

>>31944789
We are?
then why we are in the top of a mountain?

So who are we going to sacrifice for the glory of Tapu Koko?

>>31944843
>koko
We are in akala you idiot, here we sacrifice péople for lele.

>>31944852
That doesn't the fact we need a sacrifice

>roleplaying thread
>>>/tg/

We should really make a league instead of having thesd weird trials.

I think another one of the challengers tripped and fell into the pit. I can hear screaming down there.

>>31944861
Great, plenty of virgin sacrifices.

>>31944861
>>31944880
Invite a skull grunt to dinner then.

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Can someone help me?
this thing crawled on top of my head and is not letting go

>>31944962
...is it male or female?

>>31945016
How can i know?, i can't check if it doesn't stay still.

>>31944962
Well, where are you right now?
I might be able to hold it for a second or two.

>>31945051
It's on your head right? just feel around the crotch or something.

>>31944861
Let's sacrifice Brettscab

>>31945056
Near the second part of the mountain.
>>31945057
i don't feel anything, i think i may have annoyed it.

>>31945078
Throw a Pokeball at it.

>>31945078
Oh shit, I'm coming right now.

A kid just sweeped me with a Black Mega Rayquaza, in what looks like a weird blue Net Ball. The little shit had a :^) face the whole time.

>>31945088
Sure, just give me one
even gym trainers get a supply of pokeballs and pokemon to defend themselves with, why we dont have this in here?

>>31945114
>>31945093
Alright, I'm here.
I've got some balls in my bag, I'll throw some your way.

>Challenger beats us
>They barge into my house later
It keeps happening

Hello. I'm ready to start the trial. This will be my first one, so please explain what the goal is.

Why are all these filthy niggers invading our trial site? Why do these monkeys have rights?

>>31945152
Be as big of a faggot as possible

>>31945162

... excuse me?

>>31945181
Did he fucking stutter? Be a faggot, faggot

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>>31945119
Get in the ball!
>>31945211
also defeat the salandits attracted to you acting like a faggot.

>>31945225
Did you manage to catch it?
The thing's a shiny, it's pretty rare.

>>31945307
Wait what
I just WT'd it

>>31945321
YOU MOTHERFUCKER--

Man, we've got to train the Totem up or something.
Bastard gets shitkicked way too easily.

>>31945321
...but we don't have internet here.
anyways the guide book says its a female...or something like that.

>>31945351
Nigga that's the trial captain's job

>>31945368
Where is the Trial Captain, anyways?

>>31945381

He's in jail because he decided to submit official paperwork stating that our trial was going to be "have sex with three different Salazzles in a row".

>>31945381
Who even is the trial captain to begin with?

>>31945368
>>31945381
>>31945408
Well someone's gotta pick it up. Our trial is a joke.

>>31945427
As long as it's not a filthy nigger

>>31945427
Congratulations, you're the trial captain now.

>>31945427
The one with the strongest team wins.
i have a salandit, that's it.

>>31945427
Well, shit.
Who's willing to be Trial Captain?
>>31945440
I've got a Honchkrow and Toxicroak with me.

>>31945460
You win, now go and wait for any challengers.

>>31945530
Alright.

While we wait for challengers, what should we add to the place?

>>31945575
Lava pits

>>31945575
Probably a sign pointing where the trial site actually is.

>>31945582
How would we even bring lava here?

>>31945624
Dude we're on goddamn akala, there's a fucking volcano two blocks down from here.

>>31945624
I have a box full of Slugma. I could just throw them all in there.

>>31945636
Is not like we can just walk into the volcano and bring the lava on a bucket.

>tfw too old to be a trial captain
feels bad man

>>31945645
Fucking watch me

>>31945666
Well satan, i wish you luck.

>>31945672
Oh no you don't. Here's your bucket, now git.

WHO THE FUCK SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR

>>31945672
sure why no- oh look the salandits are burning the trial start post, i'm going to fix it.
..you go instead

>>31945699
I think it was the Aggron.
Fuck me.

>>31944865

I was expecting a redirect to /trash/ since that's where RP threads are apparently sent nowadays but I'm cool with /tg/ too.

>>31945753
Ask mayla, she's one of the few girls working in the trial.

>>31945706
Why do we have an aggron in here?

>>31945818
I dunno, ask Joe.

>>31945780
wait, mayla is here? How did we manage to get her?

>>31945991
I dunno, maybe she likes all the underage around here?

>>31945991
She barged into the trial site when she heard it was a trial zone with several underage males in there.

>>31946011
>>31946000
uhm... im just... going to say hello to her, alright?

>>31946020
Welp, we lost him.
i'll go get the mop.

>>31946039
*turns around a bit* uh... what do you mean?...

oh. wait. yes. lele. fuck.

>>31945706
Okay then where's my car

>>31946047
if she offers you one of her scales...don't accept it, they have some nasty side effects.

>>31946059
on the floor

GUYS THIS ISN'T A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS ISN'T A FUCKING DRILL
LELE IS SCATTERING THOSE FUCKING SCALES AGAIN YOU GET YOUR ASSES INTO THE BUNKER RIGHT NOW FAGGOTS

>>31946066
Oh shit, it's that time of the year again.
Everyone into the cave, we don't want to lose over 10 guys again.

>>31946066
FUCK *runs into the bunker* SOMEONE REMIND ME WHY WE ARE IN AKALA. AT LEAST KOKO JUST KICKED OUR ASSES FROM TIME TO TIME

>>31946130
Because akala has more waifumons.
and we thought that having a waifu tapu was going to be fun.

>>31944063
Prove this Region is canon

>>31946148
This isnt fun, has anyone even gotten to fuck lele? We would have accerola in Ula-Ula. Ula-Ula doesnt sounds bad at all. Lets go to Ula-Ula *weeping*

>>31946157
>messing around with Acerola
Sounds like a one way ticket to Nanu hanging you from a tree you dumb fuck

>>31946154
we are in it you idiot

>>31946157
Dude, you want to get killed by nanu?
also many guys have banged lele, but that's the problem the girl doesn't know when to stop.

>>31946172
>>31946162
*sneezes* okay... no ula ula...

who the FUCK released all these lilfellas

Lele isn't calming down, oh look she's going at it with mayla.
damn and i didn't bring my phone this time.
hey >>31946176 you give me your phone, i need to record this.

>>31946223
*he is already recording* uh? what?

>>31946231
Nevermind.
Wait, did anyone put the "we're closed" sign in the trial entrance?

>>31946257
*shrughs* maybe lele will fuck them too if they come in. who cares.

>>31946364
I know but, alola has that stupid "keep the guardians image untainted" or something like that, so now take the sign and put it on the trial entrance.

>>31946180
Who?

>>31946382
*uploading the recorded video to pornhub* uh... what?

>>31946556
We don't have internet here you idiot.
and dont do it, just save it and sell it later in the black market.

yo guys, aren't lele's scales, like, her shit or something?

>>31946591
no, it's more like dandruff.

>>31946598
Oh ... so all lele needs is a shampoo, got it!

Hey what's the Totem Pokemon anyway?

>>31946606
good question.

>>31946606
Tentaquil supported by lilfellas and Alomomola w/Sap Sipper and Lightningrod

>>31946606
A salazzle with oblivious.
>>31946604
if you are going to try and buy some for her...bring some chips from the store as well, we are kind of running out of food in the bunker.

>>31946623
sure, anything else ?

>>31946645
Frank just emptied all of the tapu cocoa, bring that as well.

>>31946659
got it, I'm off now.

Has Lele gone yet?

>>31946684
Dude, when she starts dropping the scales it usually lasts for days, sometimes even weeks.

>>31946701
maybe we could talk some sense in her?

>>31946774
And get exposed to the scales and then die by snu snu?
Fuck that.
the only one who can survive a session with lele is mayla, and i doubt she wants it to stop.

>>31946788
What about the guy we sent to buy the shampoo?

>>31946806
I don't see him anywhere, so i'll assume lele ignored him, or he fell down a pit and died.

>>31946788
fuck it I'm going out, just let me find as gas mask or something

>>31946814
Gas mask or no you will still get double teamed by lele and mayla...but here, have this and go forth noble soldier.

>>31946830
They'll have to break my legs to keep me still. Hail the Tapus

>>31946852
Poor kid, at he's going in the best way.

>>31946066
LET ME IN LET ME IN
THEY HAVE ALREADY SPOTTED ME, LET ME IN PLEASE.

>>31946168
Our existence in it does not validate its canoninity

>>31947075
what's the password??

>>31947115
LET ME IN.

>>31947130
password or fuck off

Who's that guy in the gas mask and what is he doing going up to Tapu Lele?

>>31947134
PLEASE J-
OH NO, THEY ALREADY GOT ME
NOOOOO
*gets dragged away*

>>31947151
That's not the right password ...

>>31947161
he's a goner for sure now.
start making the tombstone for him.

>>31947180
Nah, lele doesn't actually kill those, she just makes sure they never walk on their own again.

>>31947222
Except mayla is also there, he's not walking...or crawling away from that.

>>31947237
shit you're right .... oh well.

>>31947249
at the very least he's dying in the best way.

>>31947313
Im kinda jealous *he is curled up on a corner, still sobbing*

Hey, I may have been trying to move from Mele-Mele island, and might have spotted lele, she might have also spotted me, can you guys give any advice before I promptly get my team's asses handed to them?
Again?

Anybody want to collect the scales? We could crush it and sell it for a quick buck.

>>31947537
How can we do that without being fucked to death?

>>31947609
send out a decoy, a distraction, a sacrifice, whatever you want to call it.

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Hey guys, is this the trial site?

>>31947629
Huh... Isnt that a bit cruel? Like we would be killing him for money

>>31944442
>You have been challenged by Totem Politoed!

>>31947648
Wait. How did... Like... Uh... Havent you seen the tapu and the black girl fucking outside?

>>31947648
We are closed, you should go now, before she's sees you.
>>31946806
speaking of that, is he coming back?
we are running out of snacks.

Uh, is this the trial?


...Nevermind, I think I came at the wrong time, i'll be going.

Ya'll are fucking stupid, just send out a muk and scare the stupid Tapu away or something

>>31947739
See ya challenger

>>31947746
Please don't send her closer to me, I've I'm like, three repels away from Tapu Mc. Rapeface

>>31947746
And miss the show? Are you stupid?

>>31947746
>implying we have any pokemon.
We are not given anything to defend ourselves, not even pokeballs.

Okay, who the hell caught a Rayquaza, nicknamed it "fug", and appointed it as the Totem Pokemon?

>>31948047
FRANK FOR FUCKS SAKE

hey guys, Tapu Lele left, I think it's safe to come out now.

>>31948076
FUCK OF MAYLA I KNOW IT'S YOU

>>31948076
Mayla, lele is behind you.

So apparently we have a new trial captain. Some guy named Dan?

Sorry that I may be late, I just spent the last 25 minutes avoiding lele, anyway, how's this trial work?

>>31948383
You act like a faggot until the totem pokemon comes your way.

>>31948404
I have two machamps with dig in the daycare, does that count?

>>31948541
Having 2 machamps should be more than enough.

hey guys how's it go-OH GOD FUCK HELP ME YOU FAGGOTS

>>31948569
Lele captured another one, damn we are losing people today.

>>31948568
Okay, now when is the totem going to turn up?
And what exactly is the totem?

>>31948624
>And what exactly is the totem?
It's >>31946623

>>31948619
I'M NOT CAPTURED YET YOU DUMB SHIT FUCKING HELP ME

>>31948668
...you will be missed.
*slams door*

>>31948684
FUCK YOU AND FUCK LELE, WAIT NO I MEAN DON'T FUCK LELE SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO GO DESECRATE THE RUINS OF LIFE. YOU HEAR THAT YOU PINK CUNT? I'M GONNA SHIT ON YOUR HOUSE YOU LITTLE BITCH

>>31948700
I think you've screwed us both over in one way and lele will in another...
*salutes as is dragged away*

>>31946667
Yo I'm back!!! I'm brough the chips and cocoas, sorry if I'm late I ... was caught up in something ...

Today, we are here to mourn the deaths of >>31948700 and >>31948740
both got captured by lele, may they rest in peace.

>>31948751
But Lele doesn't normally kill people (well okay she might kill >>31948700).

>>31948775
See >>31947609 and >>31947237
>>31948750
Great, now sit down and give me the chips, this is going to be a good show.

>>31948750
And the shampoo ? Did it work ?

>>31948806
Shampoo? What sham- .....

Oh ...... fuck ...
I'll be right back.