Showdown screencap thread?

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>>31934933
hell yea

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>>31934966
kek

>>31934978
I had one where I stayed paralyzed for 4 turns in a row and flinched for 2 more but I forgot to save it

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He got mad earlier because I volt switched his celesteela

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>>31935955
fucking kek

>>31934933
I'm honestly surprised that this hasn't been smacked down by Nintendo yet considering how trigger happy they usually are.

I wish I capped that one time I encountered a Cacturne with Absorb

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I beat 4 mons on his team by clicking Toxic and Moonlight on Necrozma, then I got one kill with Lati and he flipped his shit. I swear UU has the biggest tryhards, they think OU is cancer or whatever but they know fucking nothing.

>>31936059
kek

showdown salt is one of my favorite things ever

One time i pretended to be a gril and some lonely autist tried to get my kik. Should've screen capped it

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Who could forget

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>>31935754
holy shit is that what goldman is up to these days?

>>31934933
Is anyone going to post that one "You don't deserve to win" faggot that turned out to be a pathetic autist IRL?

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>>31936220
This guy?

>>31936183
lmao not me

>>31935955
What's wrong with Eviolite Pikachu?

>>31936230
Yeah this is gold my man

>>31935955
winrar

>>31936230
Damn, just damn

>>31936246
Not bulky enough, should just run Light Ball. But Shadow Sneak was definitely a good buff for Pika, didn't know it had it this gen.

>>31936230
PERFECTLY
HEALTHY
ARCANINE

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>>31936230
>all this over randoms
Wow.

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>>31936312
>>31936379
Link to whole replay
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-247965078

>>31936424
That wasn't even that bad of a fight either.

Of all the things to get pissy about.

>le epic screengrab thread

Kys niggers

If you think some dumb retarded words on the screen are truly epic and worth sharing, rethink your life, go watch something real, and have a real laugh at real life

But, this is /vp/, autistic centre extraordinaire. So to keep things simple, just kill yourselves NOW

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>>31937201
thanks for the fresh screenie famalam

>>31937201
Damn dude. So which one of these autists are you?

I wanna say...
>>31936059
This one? Don't be mad that some dudes on the internet are laughing at you. It's chill, it happens. Maybe don't click on the next thread like this that you see, now that you know you're retardation has been screencapped. It'll save you some tears, son.

The people here are just havin' a laugh, you're the only faggot spouting words like "epic" and "kys". I can't really fathom being this heated over a shits and giggles thread unless you were the object of derision.

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>>31937250
Are you two retards actually laughing at these? These "screengrabs" are nothing more thsn words on the screen typed to each other by two unfeeling autists, they aren't even really real and don't matter. If you had real lives you wouldn't bother to fake socialize with fake caps of shitty convos between two unfunny autists.


There is no humor here it's retarded you fucking niggers, just kill yourselves

>>31937300
>If you had real lives

Says the guy on japanese anime board who came into a thread he has apparently no interest in just to tell other that their sense of humour is wrong.

Yeah nah, you're definitely in one of these screenshots. Sorry that your humiliation is now public.

>>31937300
Why are you even on this board? If you had a real life, you wouldn't bother having fake conversations with the "unfunny autists" here.

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>>31937201
>>31937300
>not saying Sniggers.

>>31937551
The difference is that these are real now, but those screengrabs were only real then in the moment and are fake now

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>>31937660
>those screengrabs were only real then in the moment and are fake now
This nigga has his third eye open

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>>31937660
>only real back then but are fake now
what?

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>>31937660
what is this Jaden Smith shit?

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>>31937660
incredible
it's like he's on another plane of consciousness

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>>31937660
>those screengrabs were only real then in the moment and are fake now

Quality post.

>>31937660
really gets the noggin a joggin

>>31937704
Normal humans choose to live in the present rather than forever idolizing the past, only autists fixate on what's behind us. Once it's happened, it's gone and no longer reality. Get up faggot

>>31937834
Might as well stop reading books or magazines, those aren't real in the present moment, either. Fuck, why not go all the way? Stop reading everything more than an hour old.

>>31937834
I guess the Holocaust isn't reality anymore then

>>31937660
>those screengrabs were only real then in the moment and are fake now
rly meks u tihnk uh?

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>>31937660
>It happened in the past, therefore it's fake

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>>31937834
>>31937660
Like, do you believe history didn't happen? What's even the point of watching movies or reading books if they were made in the past? Truly you have reached enlightenment.

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>>31937300

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>>31937834
mm hmm

Screencap when

>>31937886
xhe probably thinks history is white man propoganda

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>>31937834
This is some high-level autism right here.

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>>31937660
And I thought this thread would end up being boring. Glad to be wrong and thank you for going full retard

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>>31937900
(you)'re welcome

>>31937300
It's like telling someone a funny story. I don't see how their is anything wrong or sad about telling other people a funny thing that happened to you.

>>31937864
It never was

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>>31937928
>Screencapping a single post and not even the funny one at that

0/10 apply yourself

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>>31937948
He said screenca, so i thought he was talking about the "whatever is in the pas never happened" shit. my bad daddy, my bad.

>>31937660
I guess movies are worthless then. Y'know, cuz they were filmed in the pass and shit.

Wanna see a movie with a friend? Nah, go have a real life experience and not any of that 'fake ass past shit'.

>>31938061
I mean, his first post on it was more ridiculous and provided context for the second one, which just looks like an asshole replying to someone. But if you have the first post, it shows he's totally lost grip on reality. I may screencap it.

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>>31937834
what the fuck is this, /scientology/?

>>31938097
Scientiologists don't believe that mental disorders exist, so no

>>31938073
So I guess you should just live with your mom forever because that's the way it's always been and all you know? Oh wait that's what you already do you autistic blimp, because you can't ever become a new person because your mind is stuck in the past and ties you down. Right now I'm already a new person and I suggest you all stop fixating on my old posts now, they're not important, become the better you, if you can

By the way I have nothing against the film industry, some things are a transcendental experience, but I would never watch a movie more than once because I would be just stuck in the past. And in general they are upfront about being not real anyways, but I would never watch a documentary for the same reasons.


Nice ad hominen though, faggot

>>31938199
Well then why are you caring about our old responses then Mr. Condescension?

>>31938199
Why do you even live? Your birth has already happened and is in the past now. It is irrelevant, and as such is your life.

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>>31937834
omg he really is one of these greentext autists

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>>31938199
why do you continue to respond? Are not our responses in the past now?

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>>31937660
>those screengrabs were only real then in the moment and are fake now

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>>31937660
>those screengrabs were only real then in the moment and are fake now

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>>31937201
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>>31937660
>>31937834
>>31938199

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>>31937660
truly a higher plane of existence

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this was my first match

was I too much of a dick?

here's the full match if anyone's interested, I really goofed up at the beginning

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7randombattle-540527751

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>>31937201
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>>31938199
What are you smoking

>>31939530
I'm ihvgugv by the way

>>31937986
>filename
>nigger speech
>>>/out/

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jirachi should be banned

>>31937928
>rape someone
>they can't sentence me because it happened in the past
>and the past doesn't exist

>>31939633
>using regirock and kricketune
>in ou
You deserved losing.

>>31939633
I once 1v1d a Magnezone with ScarfRachi. I got like 13 Iron Head Flinches.

>>31939670
it was random battle and I was the one using jirachi

>>31938199
That's not an ad hominem dumbass, he clearly was showing you examples of why your argument is not valid, in any way he talked about you.

Then again this whole thread smells like bait and pasta so whatever.

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>>31937660

>>31939530
i don't play showdown often, why didn't the other guy just switched his Giratina?

>>31937660
boy, you are high as fuck

>>31939858
no idea, honestly
thanks to him, I won, though

>>31936163
Holy shit, what in the absolute hell-fire is that pathetic cancerous aberration?
Please tell me, I am currently researching cancer.

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goddamn, this game is hilarious
>this guy forfeited because of a ditto

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>>31937660

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Showdown lobby has quality bots.

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I never once talked to or battled this guy, just got this message out of nowhere.

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>>31934933
>RU

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Every now and then I hijack accounts in #lobby and do /me cums to watch the reactions.

>>31940170
That's a 0HP 0Def Rotom against a Choice Banded Adamant Daunt, I've done this calc before.

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>>31940170
What the fucking fuck how

>>31940203
CRAB STRONG

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>>31937660
>those screengrabs were only real then in the moment and are fake now

Jaden Smith please leave

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tfw you can only win because nobody has a clue what jingle dragon does

>>31940215
You forgot the rain.

>252 Atk Choice Band Adaptability Crawdaunt Crabhammer vs. 0 HP / 0+ Def Rotom-Wash in Rain: 199-235 (82.5 - 97.5%)

>>31940215
is yours in the rain?

>>31940250
Oh ok my bad

>>31940299
kek

>>31937660
I just want to appear in the screenshot.

>>31940237
>Not registered
>1200

for what purpose anon

>>31940444
>caring about imaginary smogon points that has no value in real life

>>31937928
ACTUAL screencap when

>>31940471
They don't MEAN anything, sure, but wouldn't you like to face better people? Low elo is fun, but...

>>31940505
I hate 1500+ elo showdown, I'm too shit to win without copypasted teams

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>>31937660
Here's another (you). Maybe you meant we need context to understand the grabs fully but I still don't know what world you're living in

>>31936059
does he not realize they don't let you play higher tier Pokémon in lower tiers?

>>31937660
put me in the screencap pls

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>>31940542
Fair enough, anon. If it makes your hobby stressful, then there's no reason to put yourself through it.

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>>31937201
>t. OH MY GOD KILL

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>>31938199
>>31938199
>stop fixating on my old posts
He's using living in the moment as an excuse for sounding like a fucking retard

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just had this randbats game

my ragtag team of shitmons: leavanny, hippowdown, m-gardevoir, dusknoir, tropius, belly drum linoone

his team of mostly legendaries and pseudos: rotom-w, fug, zekrom, space roach, IKU Z, zebstrika

ended up winning without ever even revealing the linoone; yeah its unrated shit but hey pulling out a win with the team I got against that team felt pretty good.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7unratedrandombattle-540619331

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Good ol' NezMcNezza
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-120883674
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-147156165
I'd also post mr. wonder guard minun but I assume /vp/ got sick of that. Sorry for no screencaps.

>>31941936
Wow, that guy needs to pull the stick way out of his ass. Both of them in the case of the first battle.

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>>31937660
Mankind can't be capable of such autism

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>>31937660
"Last time i saw this amount of replies was on a image of "If you say [x] will bring you [y]" with nebby on it
Still, have a (you) for your efforts"
This type of shit doesn't happen often, so i want to be part of the screencap

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>>31937660
How Can Screengrabs Be Real If The Past Isn't Real

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I liked this guy.

>>31942675
>edgelord using team of mostly cutemons
something isn't adding up

>>31941936
>Stallfag
>Tells the opponent that he has no balls
If I had a gender for every bit of irony in that battle Tumblr would declare me their god.

>>31942675
Is this the Heliolisk guy?

>>31936230
That guy is retarded but everyone there is also retarded
>mentioning /vp/ and using the word 'cringe'
literally "get me in the screencap too r/4chan"

>>31942677
he is obviously an edgy twink

>>31937660
All these dudes posts are screengrab worthy

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>>31942847
>responding to fake posts
it's not the 28th anymore, anon

>>31942677
Look at the levels. It's randoms.

>>31942830
really makes you think

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>>31937660
Really vexes the cortex.

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Honestly don't know if he was joking

You'd think the fact that it stopped Taunt would kind of tell him it's an ability that stops taunt

>>31937660
I'm very tempted to turn my shitposting level to the max for this.
Too bad I'm too late, since this post is not real now.

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>>31937660
this actually had me laughing for 10 minutes straight

>>31942928
I guess he was oblivious

>>31942994
CARLOS!

>>31937805
I think it's called the present. But since most people have memories they also exist in the past.

>>31937660
I was wondering how this thread got to 100+ replies

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>>31937660
Good laugh right there.

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>>31937660
>these are real now, but those were only real then in the moment and are fake now

I-i see.

https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-222978175

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>>31937660
I finally found the one.The one whomst reached the higher state of ascension.

>>31937660
>those screengrabs were only real then in the moment and are fake now
I don't understand.
It's like he's on another plane of existence.

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>>31937660
Holy shit this guy is enlightened

>>31937660

Whose mans

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>>31937660
At last I truly see

>>31940188
>4chansfinest

Dear god. This nigger.

He frequents the lobby, and is notorious amongst the 4chan Showdown communities as being the embodiment of /vp/ underage newfags.

>has 4chan in his name
>constantly talks about "4chan memes"
>calls everyone who tells him to stop leaking/being a faggot "newfag", "summerfag", "newsummer", etc
>admitted to participating in the porn floods during the GO release
Some of us have tried talking with him before as well.
>I mention the "Yoshi egg smelling" meme (I forget why) and when I asked him why he didn't get it, he said it was a "newsummer trend"
>will not stop bragging about how he "goes on 4chan" and will not stop, even when being told by me, others, and room moderators
>blatantly underage, falls for any kind of bait you give him and doesn't understand the concept of the joke

I'll leave you with a direct quote.
4chansfinest: I go on /b/ for the peep frog and tendies stories

>>31943266
his fault for using that garbage team

I only watched the end but I saw
>ice punch mega luke
>ferrothorn on the same team as landorus
>extremekiller on the same team as pogre
>phys def kyogre on what is obviously a CM kyogre team

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>>31937660
Can I be in the big ass screencap please?

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>>31943266
>CAUSE I WOULDA KILLED U
>+1 252 Atk Lucario-Mega Ice Punch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Aegislash-Shield: 47-55 (14.5 - 16.9%) -- possible 9HKO after Leftovers recovery

>>31936059
Reminder that this is the mindset of the average /vp/ fag that posts shit like
>using legendaries

No one has actually sperged out on me, this is the closest I have
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/uu-432275136

the only time someone sperged at me
inb4 you're shit, I know

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7oususpecttest-538091643

>>31945131
to be fair i kind of agree with him.
fucking sing?

>>31945189
>SirBrysonHall: i win
>SirBrysonHall: ez as fuck
lol this nigga switches Krook into Sciz

>>31945222
I have another one but it's an 80 turns long stall fest where the first mon dies at turn 30 or some shit
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-540710265

>>31943266
Both of ya are autists

>>31945131
Nah, he's fine.

>>31945189
>You just scalded a mantine
>HAHA
>RETARD
>*The opposing Mantine was burned*
That part got me

>>31945199
I don't usually play competitive, I thought it was obvious that I'm a Karenfag

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>>31937660
Ebin.

Screencap me pls

bump for long story, Ill post it in a bit

>>31940170
I recognize that name

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>>31937660
Is this the birth of a new meme?

was the kyogre 6-0 sheercold posted yet? someone has it?

>>31935788
>looking for girls in pokemon showdown

Very much a pedo and a RAPEIST

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>>31946392
whoops, wrong image

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>>31937660
How many layers of irony are you on

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>>31937660
>tfw anon is to intelligent four screengrabs

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>>31946392
>>31946437
Get on with it anon

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I AM SO GLAD I DIDNT DIE WHEN I HUNG MYSELF THIS IS TOO MUCH

Someone post that battle that lasted 400 rounds.

>>31946535
Maybe you really did kill yourself then in the past but in the present that was fake and didn't happen

>>31946565
How can death be real if our past is fake

>be me
>decide to champ for showderp
>do it in ubers since Im better at it than OU
>champing account is at about 1200 ELO, so I figured I'd see a couple retards, but nothing too bad
>little did I know that I would be blessed with the literal embodiment of memes and ELO shitters himself
>join a game
>opponent's name is "Kevin49"
>I have Mega Mence, Yveltal, Kyogre, Alomomola, Wewtwo (mewtwo with only metronome for attacking), and Psychicceus
>he has Arceus, Mega Mence, Giratina, Lugia, Ho-Oh, and Primal Groudon
>pretty standard for 1200, not a good team but the mons themselves are viable
>he leads mega mence, I lead wewtwo
>jokingly say "ice beam here" in chat
>click metronome
>wew v3.5 used Metronome! Waggling a finger let it use Guillotine! The opposing Salamence lost 100% of its health!
>wew.png
>but little did I know the memes were only just beginning
>he goes into arceus, I switch into yveltal
>on my switch-in turn, he uses sandstorm
>sandstorm arceus
>he then uses stealth rock and roar
>sandstorm SR roar arceus
>phases into my psychicceus, I extreme speed
>rocky helmet
>rocky helmet sandstorm SR roar arceus
>someone asks "is this really happening?"
>no on expects him to reply, but then
>Kevin49: Yes.
>Kevin49: I HAVE NO BANNANAS!!!!
>literally what the fuck
>he goes into Lugia and tries to toxic stall
>the classic "sandstorm multiscale Lugia" strategy
>he roars immedietely after toxic, someone forgot to tell him that toxic resets after switching out
>Kevin49: DIE!!!!!!!
>audibly laughing at how much of a living meme this man is

>>31946729
(cont)

>kill lugia with my mega mence, he sends out ho-oh
Balkmence used Return! The opposing Ho-Oh lost 49% of its health!
>The opposing Ho-Oh held up its Red Card against Balkmence!
>The opposing Ho-Oh used Sandstorm! A sandstorm kicked up!
>red card sandstorm ho-oh
>after damaging it a bit he switches into his primal groudon
>it has desolate land, so the sandstorm goes away
>next fucking turn
>The opposing Groudon used Sandstorm!
>The extremely harsh sunlight was not lessened at all!
>allofmywhat.png
>both mons damage each other for a little bit
>literally in tears at this point
>someone in chat looks up his rankings
>Ubers 1303 54.0% 1530 ± 25 -- 1597 1580 3177
>3177 ubers battles
>this man has literally fucking sat through 3,177 ubers battles
>before the chat can contemplate this new information, the memer himself decides to comment
>Kevin49: I lost my penis in the mailbox.... Have you seen it?
>Im in fucking tears, figure that this has to be a joke, there's no fucking way this could be real
>but the three thousand battles tell me otherwise
>he starts trying to phase me with his Giratina

>>31937834
Shit, is this post not real anymore?

>>31946744
(cont)

>I go to Wewtwo to try and get a metronome attack
>3 attacks he's immune to in a row
>finally roll something he isnt immune to
>wew v3.5 used Metronome! Waggling a finger let it use Heat Crash!
>It's not very effective... The opposing Giratina lost 2% of its health!
>The opposing Giratina held up its Red Card against wew v3.5!
>red card toxic dragon tail draco meteor giratina
>it switches me into yveltal, its only at 1% so it dies to rocks
>tfw no 6-0
>he dragon tails again, bringing in psychicceus, which also dies to rocks
>this fucking monstrosity of a player has killed 2 of my mons so far
>his giratina is at 0.25% special attack, so I go to alomomola to stall him out
>he uses dragon tail again, switching me into mega mence, which dies to rocks
>mfw I just lost half of my team to a .025% red card toxic stall giratina
>go to alomomola in another attempt to stall by getting a scald burn
>10 fucking turns later
>no burn
>at this point, I have 3 mons and he has 1, his giratina at .025% special attack
>a couple turns later he forfeits
>my fucking face when this absolute meme of a man exists
>my fucking face when I lost 3 mons to this literal meme team

after the battle, some of the spectators decided to follow him and ask a few questions. he then said this:
>This is just a fuck around team. a tribute to all those assholes who use whirlwind and roar and crap. I started playing because of my step son. Im actually a lttle better than this though

>>31946754
(cont)

And so it all ended. After that I saved the replays and went to bed, that was more than enough memes for me that night. You can find the replays below.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-405069730 (the one I was in)
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-405072691 (the one afterwards)

Someone also told me that they continued to follow him and when the asked about his stepson, he said things that basically meant he was an unironic cuckold. I cannot confirm this however.

If someone would be willing to make a collage of the whole ordeal, that would be great.

Since that battle, he's played about 1,000 more Ubers battles.

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>>31946729
>>31946744
>>31946754
>>31946769
didn't read

>>31946729
>>31946744
>>31946754
What a fucking legend. Any pics?

>>31946798

delete this before I report you to the mods and get you banned

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>>31946729
>>31946744
>>31946754
wow what an epic story please tell me another one

lol wtf is this shit neck yourself

>>31946769
>>Since that battle, he's played about 1,000 more Ubers battles.
holy shit, this reminds me of one guy I faced multiple times playing Anything Goes. I checked out his replays after fighting him cause it seemed kind of weird he was using stuff like Hawlucha in AG
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-533241625
Not me fighting him, just an example of a replay. This guy brings these what I'm assuming are in game teams to Anything Goes. They're pretty common on low ladder for Ubers or AG, but this guy has played 1286 games of Anything Goes, which is I think more games of OU than I've played across all my accounts. Like go on Showdown and use your in game garbage or whatever, I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but he has done over 1000 games like this. Has he just not discovered what a tier is yet?

>>31937660
(you)

>>31946799
sorry, I just have the replay. you could find screenshots from it tho

>>31937660
proud of its power

>>31946859

I've reported you to scotteh enjoy your ban

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I have this.

>>31935788
>Come on, don't think. That way I'm not a rapist.

>>31946198
>specs snorlax
This sounds like something Showderp would do.

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>>31937660
hyped for the screencap

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>>31937660
what

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>>31937201
>>31937300
>>31937660
>>31937834
>>31938199

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>>31937660
>those screengrabs were only real then in the moment and are fake now

Negro you what?