/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

Is botting still a thing? Last I heard bots all went paid.

>>31830586
>Comfy Edition
Tell me ur username so i can make u real comfy

POO POO

PEE PEE

>>31830603
Penis and vagina.

nth for being a walkfag is suffering

>>31830616
Who are these people and why should I care?

>>31830619
diaper beam lol

>>31830616
>mfw I have the same first name

>>31830625
>not knowing who these widely known people are

I mean, I totally know. Im cool like that

>>31830616
You fucker I was first! >>31830587

But yeah it seems /fit/ helped us out a bit

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my gf plays pogo pic related it's her

Are Tyrogue only available from eggs only? And has anyone found a way to guarantee which Pokemon Tyrogue evolves into?

>>31830660
Tyrogue is a babymon so it's egg only.

>Still can't find a dragon scale for Seadra
Angery

>>31830715

>still can't find anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM1ZRzAr5-4
:)

After 500 stops i got a king's rock

>>31830619
women with dicks and weak men with vaginas

If you spin the pokestop left instead of right you get evolution items

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>tfw rolling worst charge move

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>>31830744

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Feelin a little bit cucked here

Is Bubble any good?

>>31830824
>spin hundreds of pokestops before you get evo items
>roll shit moves anyway
HAAAAAAAAAANKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31830824
Tyranitar and Blissey are the only gen2mon worth shit for the gym 'game'. Don't worry about anything else.

>>31830756
So fuckin' delicate like Mommy's fine china

>>31830824
All politoads should be renamed to either Pepe or /pol/itoad to troll normies

>>31830824
It's still better than a fire blast Slowking

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>>31830838
I actually got that on my very first spin since gen 2 update

It's the candies and long-ass wait to evolve my only 100% IV pokemon that bothers me

>>31830856
>Not being excited to get a limited edition fireblast Slowking or solarbeam Ninetales etc.

>>31830868
I got a Charge Beam/Psychic Clefable and felt enormously cucked

>>31830839
What about Donphan? He looked like the Gen II Rhydon desu, looked like he could get high CP
Espeon also can get to around 3000 CP

>>31830868
>solarbeam Ninetales
>no Drought
for what purpose?

>>31830879
my perfect (non-spoofed) gengar got sucker punch/shadow ball

I am really happy I got a perfect favorite mon but I'm still waiting on niantic fucking shits to stop watching their bull fuck their wives and implement the ability to reroll movesets.

>>31830744

I legit lol'd when he tipped his cap and said "m'lady"

>tfw caught second Meganium today
>tfw both are under 400 CP
At least I Pinap'd it

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So this guy is a spoofer right? I live in California so I doubt he caught it here, unless Niantic made it spawn in SF.

>get sick because of a dusty section in my workplace
>no motivation whatsoever to go to the downtown to spin stops
>can't spoof on my phone appearently
well well well, so this is what cuckoldery feels like

I give it 4 months until someone finds code for gen III mons

>it's a 'Nick talks about game mechanics' episode

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BEHOLD

GEn 3 when?

>>31831029
smol pige

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Shit CP

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>>31831029
What?

LARVITAR HOLY SHIT

I have no good Dragonite

So, what biome do Larvitar spawn in?

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>not wasting coins on stupid accesories

ishiggydiggy

>>31831028
Best kind of episode
I'm too lazy to find this shit out myself

>>31831123
>tfw all I want is a green top and none is available

>>31831008
can't say for sure, nests change locations regularly and he could be a guy that travels (not spoofing-wise) and caught it while on a road trip

>no sunglasses
>no Kanye glasses
>no cap
>no beanie
>no TMs

>>31831123
I did this shit with the Xbox avatars and swore to never do it again.

>>31831123
>not wearing the thigh-highs and shorts for delicious zettai ryouiki
Shit nigger, what are you doing?

>>31831153
My Xbox avatar had a really fucking cool punk kilt that I unlocked by completing Guitar Hero
Man that takes me back

Guys do we have reliable confirmation about how to know which Hitmon- Tyrogue will involve into?
I've heard IVs (just like in the original game) has something to do with it. I still don't have Hitmonchan yet, but my Tyrogue has its defence as highest IV so it should become one right?

>>31831121
>it's a desert biome gets all the best mons episode
I'll stop playing at some point because of that.

>>31830848
>Rename to troll normies...

You do realize no one else can see what you named your mons right?

>>31831172

ATK - Lee
DEF - Chan
HP - Top

2 or 3 equal - random

>>31831165
Yeah. Too bad you couldn't buy those accessories with the multiple accounts exploit.

but man did I bought so many fucking games with those accounts.

>>31831179

>tfw no desert biomes nearby

>it's a nick is still using some other person's sofa episode

>>31831247
Fuck yeah, that that means my gen 1 dex is almost complete. Minus regionals, I only need Tangela.
Fuck that piece of shit never appearing again after I spotted it once in the middle of the night

>>31831179
>dragonite and magikarp
>desert biomes
If anything it's time for a desert biome to get something good.

>>31831247
t. my ass

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>>31830654
2/10, lacks penis

do you think D's going to come back now that gen 2 is out?

>find a perfect IV Magikarp
>CP 176

RNGesus has smiled on me this day
I'd post coordinates but it was from a lure so it's already gone.

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What would be the acceptable IV threshold?
Can't see myself grinding 'till getting something 100%

>>31831313
What if D was also D.I?

>>31831325
80%+

they barely make a difference anyway

>>31831325
For me its 80's.

>>31831325
I accept any mon where when I appraise it the IVs are about 80%

I am not dedicated enough to grind the game out and since spoofing doesnt work and my schedule path doesnt take me through any stops, I am not overly picky

though I do get fucking pissed if I evolve shit with my scarce resource and get a cucked moveset

>>31831325
89%

>>31831325
80+
When I know I deal with a mon where the highest CP matters 90+

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>3rd chansey
>at lvl27
Do I do it?

Got sun stone from the seven day steak

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>>31831466
should I evolve is the better question? Ill probably get another chansey in 3 months on htach like I did the other 2 but by then she might get nerfed.

>>31831008
>>31831008
You can get Heracross on NA. It's not exclusive.

>>31831563
NOICE let me fuk u 4 it

>>31831466
>Do I do it?
It's female, and it has a hole. So yes.

>>31831571
There's no trading, silly...

I mean, the theory is that Evo items frequently come with the seven day spin, and this is an anecdotal point in its favor

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>that cp
Fuck you niantic

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>>31831569

This line isn't perfectly accurate, but Heracross is exclusive to only those south of it.

>>31831008
Report him to ICE, hes an illegal who hopped the border to steal your spots in gyms

>>31831665
how big was the seadra?

>>31831635
you're right :C
fortunately Hanke said trading will come soon.

the question is, how messed up is trading going to be with all the spoofers out there?

Anyway to GPS drift?
My work is a Pokestop but I can't reach it from my office.

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>>31831665
>Best moveset
>Dual STAB
>Great typing for this meta
>Has Stardust to power up
>Whining about CP curve

>>31831787
wrap your phone in tin foil to give it a shitty connection. your gps will bounce you around your area, likely giving you a chance to spin the pokestop

>>31831787
I'm the exact opposite in my school.

The school has two stops, but my GPS never stops drifting. It's annoying as all fucks

Anyone from Brazil here? How many Heracross do you stole today?

I saw a Togetic on my radar earlier but I heard that they were impossible to catch so I didn't bother wasting my Ultra Balls on it. Now I've read that some people actually succeeded in catching them. Did I make a mistake?

>>31831878
It's not impossible. Just don't get too attached to your Ultra Ball or Razz Berry stockpile.

>>31831878
It's harder to catch than Dragonite. 1% catch rate

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YES
96% IVs too

>>31832003
>>31831466
wanna fuck?

>>31831958
1% catch rate under what circumstances though? Surely razz + ultra + curve + not throwing like a retard when the catch circle is huge must improve your chances.

>Pick Mystic because I like blue/Articuno
>Get stuck with a nonbinary transqueer tumblrlord

Still mad.

>>31831703
Fuuuuucckkkkkkkkk

>>31832043
One multiplied by a low number is still a low number, anon.

>>31832003
Damn...if I evolve it it's only about 1800
Why so low? People really catch 1100 cp Chansey? How are they getting so much candy to power up so much?

>>31832073
Event +trackers

>>31832003
It's going to get nerded anyway

>>31831123
>Showing off your lewd slutty smelly feet

L E W D

Any Florida/Texas anons with coords to find heracross? Any amigos from Central/South America with coords for heracross too? Itll be much appreciated

>>31831083
Co-ords right now

>>31832112
pretty ironic that you need walls and shit to keep the spics away but now you need them to help you with capture digital monsters in this walking simulator for kids.

>>31832070
Right of course, but pissing a handful of fairly easily re-obtainable consumables away for a 2% chance each throw (assuming you only even double your chances) is better than walking your togepi 150 Niantic kilometers.

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I AM SICK OF THIS FUCKING MONKEY. THIS FUCKING SMUG LITTLE BASTARD WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
HE CAN'T EVEN EVOLVE YET AND HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE VERY USEFUL IN BATTLE.

>Find a Mareep
>Bro since 2000
>Needs 125 candies to fully evolve
>5 km walking for 1 candy
>40% IVs

JUST

>>31832156
Also true.

You're welcome to try. Just don't say we didn't warn you when it runs away.

>>31832051
Shes cute tho
Plus smarter girls > quirky dorky grills xD
Fuck Valor's leader.

>>31831179
As someone who has no idea what is meant in this context by desert biome can someone explain and how I can tell what the game classes as one?

>>31832173
>not getting at least 50 Aipom Candy for whenever Ambipom gets added to the game
You may as well catch them now while they're common rather than waiting for gen 4 to drop and having to wade through all the other Pokemon

>>31832175
walk it anyway, you're bound to find a better one in the meantime

>>31832146
yes

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>>31830802

>>31832203
I live in such a shitty area that I'd be willing to take those numbers if it ever did appear. Never even seen a dragonite on """nearby""" sightings. Many people seem to report that it has a low ass flee rate so even if I just spunked 50 pokeballs at it I'd still apparently have a coin-flip chance.

>>31832219
Its a variable of a spawnpoint

>>31832254
More power to you if you do catch it, anon. I tried catching one earlier. Exhausted 30 Ultra Balls and all my Razz Berries and it still fled, so don't get your hopes up.

>>31832218
>smarter girls
>Mystic leader
pick one lmao

Which gentoo pokemon best represnt Donald Trump?

>>31832283
Yungoos

>>31832295
Trubbish

>>31832299
Probopass

>>31832283

None. Not everything has to be about your shitty country and president. You guys are fucking obsessed.

Bet 99% of you have no clue about politics.

How exactly do the catch rates work? Is getting a "Nice" better than getting a small circle with no "Great"/"Excellent"? How much do the medal bonuses increase the catch rate by and do they stack (e.g. if I have both a gold medal for Normal and Flying types, is the bonus doubled when I try to catch a Pidgeot)?

>>31832338
>shitty country

Triggered 3rd worlder.

>>31832283
A maxed out Tyranitar sitting in the top of a lvl 10 maxed out gym followed by Blisseys.

>>31832338
Calm down lad

>>31832338
so the 1% that knew voted for him?Doesn't look like they know much either or at least they know as much as trump does.

>>31832347
In order of strength

Bronze Medal
Circle Size Nice; outside
Nice!
Silver Medal
Circle size Great; outside
Gold Medal
Great!
Curveball
Circle size excellent; outside
Excellent!

medals stack

>>31832360
The majority of Western Europe has a better standard of living than the USA.

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>>31831703
>>31832283
TEAR DOWN WALL

FREE THE BLUEBACKS

>>31832394
>1% know polices
>of that 1% majority voted for him
>TRump himself know no politics
>thus he is the 99%

>>31832360

Nah.

Love the slogan make america great again. The 'again' is a lie. When was it ever?

>>31832501
When we invented the internet

>>31832501
Glassing slant eyes in 1945 was pretty great.

>>31832531
US here we didnt,a Euro did.

>>31832564
That's the web, stupid, not the internet. Try reading sometime.

>>31832531
Britain invented the World Wide Web (i.e. the thing that is actually useful to you, me and everyone else). And if you want to claim that "America invented the technology that it used", then Britain invented the computer as well.

fuck off with this /pol/ talk you cunts.

>>31832535
>he says on a Mongolian image board
>on a Pokémon board

>>31832564
Coming up with the basic idea of something isn't the same as inventing it.
The first car as we know it is an american invention, even if it isnt the first engine driven vehicle.
Just saying "one day, we will have flying cars" doesn't mean i just invented flying cars.

>>31832574
OH you mean when the US military worked with colleges and lay down the lines ok.fuck off

>>31832564
>>31832574
FUCKING BTFO

GET FUCKIBG KEKED AGAIN EUROS

>>31832617
Yuros aren't here now. They're sleeping.

>>31832609
>Coming up with the basic idea of something isn't the same as inventing it
Actually, that's exactly what inventing means. You're thinking of the word "implement". And besides, all that really needed implementing was laying down some long cables.

>>31832616
also protocols

>>31832601
Hey, the Japs did some pretty gruesome shit in Manchuria and during the Pacific war. They had it coming.

>>31832432
yfw the wall was meant to keep YOU in

>>31832648
Thats not inventing it, thats concepting it.
Inventing is actually creating it, even if its just a prototype.
You have to be able to it make it to have invented it in cases where its more or less physical.

>>31832689
Inventing means creating a design, it doesn't have to be a working implementation. And besides, the internet wouldn't be useful without the WWW and it wouldn't be functional without computers, both of which are British inventions.

Make a new thread, this ones fucked.

>>31831008
could either be a spoofer, or someone on vacation, or someone getting back from vacation.

>>31832744
No.

Steer the convo back to PoGo.

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Post em, lads

Vilplume or Bellosom? I need a vap killa.

>tfw pokemon go got relevant again because of johto
>dies again in less than a week

why do you play such a cucked app

>>31831008
The guy just went to Mexico to buy his meds and got that Heracross on the way.

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wew

Do we know the Gen 2 region exclusives yet?

>>31832868
I wish it was deader. Fucking carfags keep taking away my only gym in my house.

>>31832868
>relevant
Even normies are blasting people still playing GO because the fad is over, the real question is why we're still playing such a shitty game.

>>31832884

What did you get for earning it? XP? Incubators? Lure modules?

>>31832884
So this... is.... the power of spoofing

>>31832910
Because nobody wants to play Tapu: The Game in S/M or Showdown.

>>31832868
that's not what cuck even means you dumbass it's not some fucking catch-all god damn I hate you and hope you drown in a pool of bleach

>>31832910
Why do noirmes play LoL when they all know they hate the game?

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Is this shit correct?

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>>31832856

>>31832933
>Mareep is incredibly rare
>Mareep is also a 10k egg
>when Ampharos isn't even that good

Is there a tier list for Most Cucked Pokemon yet?

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>>31832856
Still waiting for two King's Rock. And since I've caught pretty much every common Pokemon here, I'm just catching shitmon until I get all the medals.

>>31832933
Jesus fucking christ. Why is Mareep a 10km egg. WHY

Also how absolutely impossible must be to hatch anything desirable now?

>>31832933
Pretty sure Hoppip goes in 2KM and Houndour goes in 5KM

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>>31832856
Reposting from last thread.

Fuck Togetic.

>>31832962
Do you even know what cucked means?

can anyone link me a working way of gps spoofing for running android kit kat? so far nothing seems to work that ive tried. much thanks

>>31833012
Google.com

You're welcome

>>31832932
Well admittedly I've never played LoL but I'm still reasonably sure it would be more enjoyable than this. I mean seeing who can piss further up the wall is more fun than this.

>>31832933

Can only confirm Pineco is in 10k eggs.

>>31833012
sent ;)

>>31832933
Pichu is in 5k

>>31832982
>all those reds
The fuck

How the fuck have you seen Typhlosion, Slowking and Politoed in the wild

>>31832928
try to catch me you /vp/ faggot
what are u going to do,throw your gardevoir cum ragged plushie on me you degenrate

>>31833073
Pretty much everything, sans legendaries, appear in the wild. Saw a Steelix on my radar yesterday, but couldn't get to it in time.

>all I've wanted since gen 1 got stale was gen 2
>was looking foward to having a wrinkly seahorse dragon
>500 spins later and I've gotten 1 king's rock and nothing else

Evo items have worse RNG than diablo 2.

>>31832933
What's Niantic's obsession with making weird ass non-evo shitmons 10k?
There was no need for Onix, Pinsir, Scyther, Magmar, Electabuzz and Jynx to be in 10ks, and now we have this
Skamory, Gligar, Mantine and Miltank? What the fuck for? I get that Sudowoodo has it's super rare status from the games, but the rest are stupid.

>>31833073
I figured that "Got Away" was a pointless thing to keep track of, so I changed red to mean "Enough Candy" (which I've changed in the key at the bottom).

>>31832901
Heracross - South America
Miltank - North America

Thats all I know

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>>31833146
>Skarmory
>Miltank

>shitmons

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is the pastebin updated for spoofing? I have an android and this bot down the street is really pissing me off

>>31833162
We're talking about Niantic logic here anon. They're worthless in terms of GO utlity.

>>31833058
not anymore

>>31833165

Yep.

>>31833147
Oh I see, that makes a lot more sense ha

>>31833109
I've seen a considerable amount of 2nd evos since the update, but it's only been for already fairly common families.
Not had anything super special like Slowking or Steelix, best I saw was 2 Donphan and an Ursaring

>>31833150
>Heracross - South America

FUCK

about ready to spoof my ass to Key West to get a Heracross this is some bullshit

>>31833150
>Miltank - North America

Wrong, I hatched one from an egg today and I'm a britbong.

i have a level 20 dratini at 91% iv
i evolve it
twice
i have a level 20 dragonite at 91% iv
steel wing/hyper beam

K I L L M E

>>31833150

Fake news.

>>31833263
>Have family in South America
>Hoping parents go visit grampappy soon so I can tag along

Only thing I'm worried about is data coverage

I have a Dragonite and 30 ultra balls ready on my pokegf's account. Im going to show it to her and propose. Should I bend down and present her with it or the ring?

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>>31832856
Once again, light green means <81% IV. Still waiting on a dragon scale and an upgrade...

Caught skarmory and 2 gligars in my town, one from a lured stop. Hatched tyrogue.

Delibird and Smeargle confirmed uncatchable?

>>31833301
ask one of your cousins to catch the bug using your account

>>31833310
with a gun in ur moutb

>>31833310
You should present to her with your ring.

My pokebf has been stealing my phone recently. Should I break up with him?

>>31832925
I'm about to start myself, hope I can figure it all out. Wish me luck

>>31833341
>>31833310
XD
Ha ha vry funny dude!@

So i was only finally able to play the game recently, anyone else gettinv hoppips everywhere?

So critical capture is a thing now

>>31833359
I wish I've seen a hoppip

>>31832904
>have a gym in his house
>complaining

>>31833310
Please anon, for the sake of the people who have to hear this story at your wedding, don't propose with PoGo.

>>31833372
It most likely has always been a thing, we just haven't gotten enough pokedex entries from Gen 1 alone to witness it.

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Who's your pal atm?

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>>31830848
>Pepe

Shit reddit meme frog. Real men use their account names.

>>31833421
Phanpy.

I've only caught 2 and the second one was 84% and about 800cp so I thought fuck it and started walking it instead of chansey.

>>31833374
Im almost ready to evolve one, and before yesterday i had like only 10 pokemon total though then again i also had 30 doduo candies

>>31833421
Squirtle, but I'll probably switch to Phanpy, Teddiursa, or Snubbull after I get the candy.

>>31833426
I'm somewhat surprised I haven't seen the name AshCheckEm in a gym and they only put in Pokemon who's CP ends in recurring digits

>>31832933
>10km mons
Wait, what ?
I've seen three of them so far, one more often than almost all the shit in 5km.

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This game made me want to cum inside Blissey.

Are we only getting gen 2 hatches from eggs now?

>>31833421
Larvitar I hatched yesterday. It's on the lower end of IVs, but still nice to walk it as I got 23 candies on it.

>>31833533
nope both gens

>>31833326
>light green means >81%
Now THIS is autism

>>31833533
Hatched a Krabby yesterday, so no.

>>31833533
I only got gen 1 mons until now, although I hatched only 4 eggs since gen2 came out

>>31833559
>tfw your standard for evolving pokemon is >90
Kill me now.

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Oh come on, it's 4 AM and it's literally at the edge of the map, as far away as it can be
Fuck this, I'm going to sleep

>>31833533
Nope, I hatched a Diglett form an egg I got today.

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>>31833495

>>31833589
They seem to be relatively common for a three-stage evo. You'll probably encounter another (or you'll accumulate enough candy to evolve one).

>>31833589
Man if you didn't have enough Zubat candies stockpiled from the past 8 months then you deserve to go to bed angry.

First thing every person should have done when the update rolled out was evolve their Golbat.

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>>31833594
>tfw no good Blissey lewds
>99% of it is overweight/off-model shit

>>31833542
>>31833560
>>31833565
>>31833591
Ok then. How the fuck am I supposed to get a Lapras now?

>>31833615
The same way that you did before the update

>>31833615
Email Hanke and ask him for one.

I bullied my wife into wearing thigh-highs all day

Anyone else have an uncontrollable sock fetish since the newest update

>>31830654
Yza?

>>31833608
You expect me to catch Zubat? Those fucks drain my balls and there's not a lot of stops here
I got 50 stocked but those kikes went for fucking 100 for the evolution

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>>31833633
>Those fucks drain my balls

>>31833633
>not catching everything you see
>if not for the candy but the sweet sweet stardust

You have nobody to blame but yourself.

>>31833421
Porygon right now, since I caught a bunch during the last event. Got an Upgrade last night from a pokestop, too. Then probably Onix, then Blissey.

>>31833644
some people don't have a ton of stops and therefore have limited resources

>>31833633
>Willfully ignores Zubat
>Bitches about not having a Crobat
You fucked up mate. Take a shower and go to bed.

>>31833326
>caring about IVs outside of the Top 5 Pokemon
Why, I mean IVs don't even matter much for prestigers either.
The only reason I collect high IV topmons is to either increase the CP for defenders without overspending on dust, or to get the best out of a maxed level attacker

I could have 0 or 98% IVs on the rest of my shitters and not blink an eye, because ultimately the only reason to care about IVs on lower Pokemon is to get the perfect 100% for bragging rights.

>>31833633
Have you tried Gitting Gud?

>>31833644
I can blame Niantic for fucking over anybody living outside of cities and the fact that it's freezing outside

>>31833655
I got 50 candies already, there's no reason for it to be 100 for the second evolution.

>>31833421
Houndour
I don't care if Houndoom's not that good but god damn I want it

>>31833633
You've had 7 months to start collecting. And seeing as every other three-stage evolution line requires 100 candy, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that Crobat would probably be the same.

>>31830839
What about Heracross? Mine has a measle 44% IV and 2030 CP at Lv.26

>>31833666
>there's no reason for it to be 100 for the second evolution
Nigger every second evolution in the game is 100 candies, stop being retarded.

>>31833613
>overweight/off-model shit
Keep having good taste in what to disregard as garbage, anon.

>>31833684
No other Pokemon has 50 for the first AND 100 for the second, so your argument is flawed.

>>31833697
Yes, but only when the first is 25, not 50.

>>31833666
>there's no reason for it to be 100 for the second evolution.

Except Zubat > Golbat was already 50 candy. Not a single evolution keeps their candy requirement the same for both stages. You're the dumbass for assuming so.

>>31833633
>watch Zubat
>learn the timing for its attack
>throw the ball so it hits it immediately after its attack animation ends and it's vulnerable

it's not rocket science

>>31832395
Wait... are you fucking serious?

>>31833533

Nope. Still getting my regular Oddish.

>>31832395
>medals stack
I thought it was an average, like Murkrow will only be half of Pidgey because the dark medal is low

>>31833704
It was 50 before because there was only one evolution available, now there's a third stage so Zubat got retconned to 25 candy now (Horsea did too).

You can't seriously be this retarded.

>>31833704
>Yes, but only when the first is 25, not 50.
they lowered it to 25 same with horsea ya dumbo

>>31832112
-1.4598704,-48.4893437
Occasional Heracross, also Houndour nest

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Reminder that Blissey will be nerfed but yours truly will not

>>31833849
Vaporeon was already nerfed.

>>31833861
Also ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (180) power solarbeam.

>>31833849
Blissey will stay good even if they nerf it.

>>31833874
Yeah but it's slow. Doesn't Petal Blizzard a have better DPS?

>>31833893
>>31833849
They won't nerf Blissey. Niantic found their golden goose here. If Blissey is in the gyms, people will stop attempting taking them.

if people are not taking gyms, that means they have to buy coins with actual money.

>>31833929
>gym battles ar no longer worthwhile
>people stop playing
>nobody is buying coins


mmmm no

>>31833929
>people will stop attempting taking them.

People will still be autist spoof fags with alternate accounts.

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>game sucks but figure it might get interesting once I can participate in gym battles
>grind forever
>gyms keep getting further and further out of reach
>grind forever again
>finally catch up
>gym battles suck too
>feel compelled to keep playing anyway because I wasted so much time getting there
Who else sunk cost fallacy here?

>>31833997
I don't give a fuck about gyms, I just want to catch Pokemon

>>31834003
This. The collection aspect is the main draw. Think of gyms as a mini-game within the main game.

>>31833861
Vaporeon only ever received the old Water Gun nerf, which is now a buff since new Water Gun is one of the best quick moves
Not to mention Water Pulse is actually useful post-update

>>31834003
Yeah, you're going to have such a fun once they keep adding more and more Pokemon,

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>tfw your 100% Pidgeot is a brave bird

>8000 more Prestige to 30000 at a nearby Gym

Is it worth it?
Fucking so much grinding and since its at a Shopping Center its always on rotation.

Is there any map or something that allows searching for pokemon instead of location?

>>31834112
You just answered your own question boyo

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>>31834108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WR_-PmTheA

just caught a Wobuffet; anyone know how it works in gyms?

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>>31834108
>tfw your 100% Pidgeot is a shitty legacy Wing Attack/Hurricane
Not fucking fair is it, Hanke?

Same goes for that Charizard I walked over than 200km.

>>31834187
You put it there. Then wait for someone to kick it out of the gym.

>>31834220
thanks dad

>>31834112
>its always on rotation
Then don't bother. I never prestige my shopping center and I leave a shitmon or some random mon I don't use but keep for trading.

>>31834062
such a fun what anon?

>>31834256
Chiken butt

well gymhuntr is down so now I'm down to 8 gyms since I can't scout the whole city in 5 minutes and find places with 49k to teleport underneath

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>>31833559
>>31833657
Think of it as a self imposed challenge. Near impossible to reliably get any top tiers but eevee so why not only keep the best of the best?

those dice emoji rank the moveset for attacking and defending

>>31834209
Funny thing is I caught that 100% Pidgey weeks ago but I was afraid to evolve it. I got tempted to do it now because I would have been fine with hurricane, it's not bad.
On the other hand, I evolved a 100% Crobat and it got the worst moveset possible. I can't really complain though, out of my 4 100%, 2 got the best moveset.

Have IV distribution rates changed? I now have 3 perfect Pokémon and I can't spoof, has anyone else noticed better stats all around?

>>31834187
Power it up all the way for maximum frustration. Offensively, save it for anything but that.

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>Just reinstalled for Johto
>Can't go out because it's been pouring rain literally all fucking day

naming trick aside, do eevees now have a 1/5 chance for everything, or is it 1/3 for the gen 1 evolutions and then you need an item for espeon and umbreon?

>>31834356
My 100%'s
>Tackle/Psychic Starmie
>Zen Headbutt/Seed Bomb Exeggutor
>Tackle/Sludge Bomb Weezing
>Bug Bite/X-Scissor Beedrill

Does any of these have any salvation?

>>31834361

I've noticed that 90% of the johto pokemon are garbage, as in worst appraisal level. I was going to post asking if they'd made IV rates worse or something.

>>31834425
1/5, there's no alternate evolution button for eevee

this bread's starting to go stale.
Could I get some fresh bread?

>>31834458

It comes at 310.

>>31834464
Cool, I can wait a few minutes
Bread's been going bad fast as of recent

Caught a Feraligator, lads. 84% IVs 1500-ish CP

>>31834458
lurk moar nigga

cords?

>>31834464

:3

>>31834520

Find your own.

>>31834531
please????

New Thread

>>31834533

New Thread

>>31834533

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>>31834533

>>31834520
Anon that gives out cords, I can probablyy find you a Croconaw with similar IVs. The highest Ive seen is 91% IVs

>>31834434
Only one, your Weezing, you can't get better moveset now.
The 3 other mons are bad.

>>31834425
You have to walk eevee 10 km, then evolve at day/night for espeon/umbreon.

Cant evolve them normally

>>31830744
Nice try Niantnick