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>>31701275
>Ohhh man. Everything hurts. Everything hurts so bad. This is almost as bad as the water. Stupid ground and rock.

???: Heeey are you okay? Wake up, buddy!

>>31701287
Yay, I'm not late.

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>>31701287
Diglett: That was a long fall! You're lucky we were here to find you. A little roughed up looking there, but hey, at least you're alive, huh?

Drillbur: Shame about that cliff though. We spent weeks shaping it. Looks like no one's getting back up there for a while.

Diglett: At least,not til we put it back together.

>>31701275
You should Probably mention we befriended oddish too.

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>>31701313
>You pull yourself up and take a look around. You ask the digger pokemon if they've seen an Oshawott or Oddish anywhere, but they shake their heads no.
>Aside from the cave in, this area looks pretty sparse and barren, the most prominent feature being a ring of tree stumps. At the center of the ring, there are some odd-looking platforms. 2 gear objects are set in the corner platforms.
>4 paths branch off in different directions.

>What should you do now? 2 decides.

>>31701355
Take the green gear.

Investigate the gear objects

Slow day

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>>31701366
>You move in closer to get a better look. You've never seen anything like these before. But it looks like there's a pattern faintly engraved on it that seems very familiar...

>>31701407
maybe less of a chance of rape requests at least.

btw,
>8 next

>>31701430
it's red
fire is red
shoot fire at it

>>31701443
re

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>>31701430
It's been too long since we've relieved ourselves, gain an erection and begin masturbating.

>>31701419
Stick dick in

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>>31701466
>Feeling a sudden urge welling up inside you, you decide you need to get off right now, to hell with your injuries or finding your friends. Right now you need relief!
>A short distance away, Diglett and Drilbur work on clearing the landslide, trying their best to pretend they don't hear anything.

>4 next
Should I put this off for another night? Doesn't seem like there's too many people here tonight.

>>31701443
this

>>31701571
Hey, I just got out of class.

>>31701590
re

>>31701571
Jack on them to assert dominance

>>31701571
naw mag, you just started. Plus the only other Rp is the one on trash

Touch gear hoping it'll give you an orgasm

>>31701571
Turn the gear

>>31701657
Re

>>31701571
try to cum on drillbur

>>31701443
Reroll

>>31701571
try to cum inside of drillbur

>>31701656
Re

>>31701628
re again

>>31701716
reroll?

>>31701657
Re
4s don't exist anymore I guess

>>31701571
Cum on gear

The GETs have abandoned us ;_;

>>31701590
this

Hey. i'm late again, i was expecting this thread to start 10 minutes ago, not 40 so i wasn't checking the catalog, maybe as time goes on we will get more people.

roll for pocket the gear

>>31701703
reroll

>>31701571
Shake that thought from your mind, finding your partners is more important

>>31701754
good lord

>>31701754
Oh fuck

>>31701753
reroll for this

>>31701754
pls op let this happen

>>31701755
Friends first, fap later.

>>31701755
no it's not.
cum on dirlbur

>>31701754
>>31701755
Fug, we're past the 5 min mark by a lot... then these happen 2 seconds apart. which one do I go with?

>>31701755
Finally, a get.

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>>31701777
STOP

>>31701778
Follow your dreams

>>31701778
the first one

>>31701778
the dubs

>>31701778
go with my dubs

>>31701791
Makes sense that it would be the first one to show up if we're past 5 min.

>>31701778
Go with what's best with the story.

>>31701778
Follow your fart.

>>31701778
they hapenned both at the same minute, so i'll say the dubs

>>31701778
Go with the 4. It was the first get to occur after the time limit.

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>>31701754
>>31701703
Much as I'd prefer to go with the dubs option and get a move on with things... by the rules I think first GET after 5 mins should take it

>You turn just as you're about to release, looking to hit one of the other pokemon. You shoot, but it looks like you fall a little short. Dang, gotta work on them kegels! Or maybe started a bit closer to them.

Drillbur: Uh, you know, maybe we'll come back a little later.

Diglett: Y-yeah, let's.

>Well, now you're... relieved. You should be good for a while, right? What's next? Only 7 know

Making me draw pig cum >_<

>>31701893
actually fucking look for partners and quit being a horny fuck

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>>31701893

>>31701893
Run as far as you can in the direction of the sun.

>>31701893
pocket the gears

>>31701893
Apologize to him for missing your shot and try to recruit him

>>31701893
Look around for your partners.

>>31701925
Rolling

>>31701926
Re

>>31701919
reroll

>>31701925
Roll

>>31701893
you still horny, go find your comrades but try to rape the first pokemon you see

>>31701943
reroll

>>31701893
Scream for help until someone comes looking for you.

>>31701947
winrar

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>>31701925
>>31701947
>You apologize to Drilbur (and add under your breath 'for missing') and ask if he wants to join your party, explaining the whole situation to him.
>Drilbur looks a little uncomfortable
Drilbur: U-uh, you know, I'll think about it and get back to you on that... Good luck finding your friends though!
>Drilbur leaves with Diglett

>That's right, where ARE your friends? Maybe a 3 could point you in the right direction?

>>31701947

>>31701996
Go right.

>>31701999
What a waste.

>>31701996
shoot fire at the red gear

>>31701996
What friends? Let's leave without them

>>31701996
Go look for some water, you feel like washing off and maybe Oshawott will be there

>>>/qst/

>>31701996
you still horny, go find your comrades but try to rape the first pokemon you see make it faint if necessary
go south

>>31701996
Some of Osha's fur is stuck on us from all the times we've tried to molest him. Using our piggy nose we sniff it to point us in the right direction, and because we like smelling Oshawott.

>>31701996
walk around trying to find and exit while calling for your friends

>>31702028
reroll
pigs have good sense of smell

>>31702037
may as well

>>31702022
please op meke this happen there´s somethig beautifull in a pig tha tries to ruin the life of everybody in the world, whitout that this is just a quest.

>>31701996
Look up to the sky and seeeeee

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>>31702022
Whatever gets things moving here

>Still horny, you decide to have a look around the rest of the woods. Maybe you can find something to take out these urges on. Oh, also friends. You head down the bottom right path.

>You follow the path until you come upon a small clearing. Along one side you a pair of Kakuna sitting in front of a large web. And stuck to the web is...

Oddish: Mr. Ron! Hello there! I'm glad you're unhurt. Have you seen this wonderful web? I don't think I've even seen one spun so perfectly before!

>Your friend seems to be stuck in that web. 0 decides next

>>31702164
Jump on that web!

>>31702164
Rescue Oddish by using tackle on the web

>>31702164
Help him, without the raping.

>>31702164
Just ember the kakunas

>>31702174
Roll

>>31702164
Jump on the wen like a trampoline until oddish gets sick and vomits acid.

>>31702174
Rolling

>>31702164
kill the kakunas and make oddish faint to rape him easily

>>31702190
re

>>31702174
Rolling

>>31702211
Bad, we don't rape oddish.

>>31702211
O-oh, my... we're getting twice the rape to make up for the lack of it last thread it seems.

>>31702164
ember the kakunas and release Oddish, then ask him for oshawott

>>31702211
Confirmed?

>>31702211
>raping Oddish
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>31702211
exploitable vagueness is exploitable
>These Kakuna could be trouble, so you decide to get rid of them and the web in one shot and light an ember near each of them. This should burn up everything.

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>>31702259
*Splut*
*Splut*
>Two huge gobs of webbing drop onto your embers and snuff them out.

>>31702259
bullshit I´ve been clear

>>31702272
You said what you wanted to do, not how you wanted to do it.

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>>31702270
Spinarak: What a pathetic ember. You call yourself a fire type?
Ariados: You won't be touching those Kakuna, or this Oddish. We have a deal in place with their kind. Can't let you come in and ruin things.

>>31702294
>1 next

>>31702304
Play dead

>>31702294
Enraged from their taunting attempt to tackle one of them.

>>31702294
Go for the spinarak with an ember

>>31702304
Time for pseudo-Flame Charge. Set yourself on fire with ember and tackle the web.

>>31702304
Make it look like your about to send an ember at Ariados, but immediately tackle one of the kakuna into the web. DO NOT GET IN THE WEB, YOURSELF!

>>31702294
>>31702304
Heavy Slam the Spinarak

>>31702314
This, then ember the first one who walks up to you.

>>31702304
Back off and try to come up with a plan.

>>31702304
Oddish is kind of dumb, ask if he's tried to wiggle himself free yet?

>>31702329
reroll please

>>31702329
Reroll except you also get tangled up in the web.

>>31702328
Reroll.

>>31702344
Heh, where's oshawott when you need him?

>>31702344
FUCK, good thing it was past the five minutes mark

>>31702371
It's the first valid roll though. So we're fucked.

>>31702371
Oh come on. It would have been kinky.

>>31702371
It just made it, I think.

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>>31702344
>You get a running gallup to Tackle the Kakuna. You connect, flinging it into the net, though doing little actual damage to it.

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>>31702402
>But, in doing so, you slipped trying to avoid the webbing pile and trip into the web yourself.

Spinarak: So, are you some kind of idiot, or...?

>Well, are you? 4 decides.

>>31702418
Your mouth is still free, spit an Ember at it

>>31702418
Make casual talk with Oddish.

>>31702402
>>31702418
SHIT!
Yell for Oshawott to help you, or tell oddish to use that acid barf to do something useful other than stopping you from raping it.

>>31702418
Now ember the web.

>>31702418
tell odish to razor leaf you both down

>>31702431
Roll

>>31702418
Say yes, but when the spinarak is replying, ember it and the web.

>>31702418
Say to Oddish
"Looks like we're in a sticky situation."

>>31702457
Roll

>>31702418
Bounce around until oddsih spits up.

>>31702457
Roll

>>31702457
Roll

>>31702418
Set self on fire and burn everything except you to death in the process

>>31702457
Re

>>31702457
Rolling

>>31702457
ah, fuck i can't resist, reroll
imb4 we get oddish to spit acid on us or spinarak will cover our mouth with web for that

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>>31702454
>"Yes..." you say despondently, "I make a lot of bad decisions and have a lot of trouble focusing on things a lot"
>As Spinarak guffaws at your admission, you take the opportunity to spit out a quick ember, burning up a good chunk of the web before she could react. You feel the webs snapping around you and you drop back to the ground.

>Another chance! What now? 9 decides next

>>31702607
release and take oddish and then run for it

>>31702607
Back off and wait to see what happens to the web.

>>31702607
Use taunt to keep them from webbing you again!

>>31702607
Get Oddish to use Sleep Powder on them.

>>31702607
With renewed strength, You run straight towards one of the spiders and bite one of their legs off. Then, you light the leg on fire like a torch and set the whole on fire. However, you didn't forget your partner, oddish, so you burst through the web to save him in the nick of time.

>>31702645
This sounds like an idea that can't possibly go wrong! Reroll!

>>31702607
Ember the Spinarak

>>31702607
Use taunt to get them away from the web so Oddish can get to safety.

>>31702607
Tell Oddish to start using acid so he can free himself. Also, ember everything.

>>31702655
Yes, thanks for the support anon. I feel he will let it succeed due to the thought put into it, so he'll know the true passion we all have for this story.

>>31702655
Nice

>>31702666
Damn, appropriate number for burning everything.

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>>31702666
Hell fucking yes.

>>31702666
Dang, just squeaked in there

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>>31702666
How many trip 6s have we gotten on these threads? We should have a counter

>>31702666
I feel that satan trips should make attempts to rape/burn everything turn out better than they would otherwise

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>>31702666
>You scurry away as the spiders frantically try to suppress the fire.
>"Oddish!" You yell, "You can just Acid yourself free, can't you?"
Oddish: Well of course, Mr. Ron! But it seemed impolite to ruin this web that Ariados and Spinarak worked so hard on!
>"Fuck's sake Oddish, just free yourself, they're planning on eating you or something"
Oddish: 'k

>Oddish uses acid while the spiders are distracted and slips free from the web

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>>31702764
>Ariados leaps from the web to confront you.

Ariados: Hold it right there! I can't allow you to escape so easily! If these Kakuna don't have a meal to nourish them when they evolve, the Beedrill won't share their delicious honey with us!

>5 next

>>31702764

What is that horrific shadow looming over Ron? It almost looks like hands holding a camera... what does this mean for our heroes?

>>31702778
dance battle for your freedom

>>31702778
Use taunt and run so Oddish can escape.

>>31702778
Maybe ask them politely?

>>31702778
Crush it with a rock and make a joke realting to honey or something after doing it.

>>31702786
just between you and me, I think they're being watched

>>31702787
re

>>31702778
Book it, then once you're a good bit away from the spinarak, turn and ember the fucker

>>31702778
Fuck 'yo honey, bro. Ember to the face.

>>31702764
I love how polite oddish is.

>>31702793
Trying to get higher dubs now

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>>31702799
Ayy, Let's goooo

>>31702778
Tell Ariados that they can eat my piggy ass, and then run away with oddish in front and burn everything flammable behind you as to stop them from chasing you

>>31702778
fuckin goomba stomp that bitch

>>31702799
Can pigs or spiders even dance?

>>31702837
this is the first thing I found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlN5R2BYCps

>>31702837
We're a human in our heart

>>31702837
There is this that I found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbScg3r1oQ

>>31702799
https://youtu.be/KJWTf14OMXQ?t=152

>>31702837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF2GlKxZ3zI

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>>31702787
>>31702799
>You declare a dance battle vs Ariados. If you win they have to let you go.
>You break out your sickest dance moves, moving and spinning around, humming to yourself to keep the rhythm. You are seriously killing it here.

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>>31702907
>Ariados has no idea what you're doing and uses poison sting on your face

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>>31702916
>Oddish meanwhile has snuck away and uses Acid on the other Kakuna

>In a panic, Ariados goes to help the Kakuna.

>The spiders seem distracted. 3 next

>>31702928
Attempt to negotiate

>>31702916
He's just jealous of our moves.

>>31702928
Burn them all with ember

>>31702916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaaJyAjvajo

>>31702928
Motherfucker used poison sting on our face. Return the favor and use ember on its ass.

>>31702928
Flee while you can

>>31702928
Set the spider on fire and pray to the pokegods that you will find oshawott safe and sound.

>>31702949
Re

>>31702949
roll

>>31702949
Reroll

>>31702928
Call time out

>>31702956
Rolling for trips

Don't care if it counts or not, just want bragging rights for predicting it

>>31702999
What's the next step of your plan?

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>>31702999
Neat

>>31703009
After the praying? I guess just looking for him

>>31702999

Congratulations. Enjoy bragging about something that happens every 10 minutes or so, and on a slowish board like /vp/ is not difficult to "predict."

>>31703009
Reunion hug and big smooch with our dripping pig snout.

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>>31702944
>You ember that spider's ass while she's busy applying a protective webbing to the Kakuna. Oddish pitches in and vomits up another glob of acid on Ariados.
>Ariados screeches and clicks and other spider noises in pain, but continues to work on protecting the Kakuna.

Oddish: (Mr. Ron, I hate to ruin the fun, but we should run while we can and save our strength for later. We still need to find Mr. Oshawott too! We can't be wasting time if we can help it.)

>>31703042
Leave them an apple because we kind of ruined their home for no reason, then run away looking for Oshawott.

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>>31703042
>While the spiders are both caught up in repairing the damage you caused, you and Oddish run off down the path in hopes of finding your teammate somewhere...

TO BE CONTINUED
Sorry to cut it short, but I'm out of time for tonight. Thanks to all who joined and good night!

>>31703071
Night, and thanks OP.

Also, dang, nobody called that Beedrill don't make honey?

>>31703071
Nighty night.

>>31703071
Night OP.
Out of curiosity, how far would one need to push Oshawatt to make him consider leaving us. Not that I want him to, permanently.

>>31703082
It's Pokemon, man, who knows what the heck they do?

>>31703082
It's 2017, if Beedrill has a dream it can do what ever it wants.

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>>31703092
Impossible.

>>31703092
I'm trying to keep at least the main 2 alive and together, so Oshawott is pretty tolerant of Tepig's behavior. Even if Ron tried to rape him, Osha's fine just slapping his shit and moving on to complete whatever task they're on. I think whenever that happens, he's always kind of questioning why he's stuck with Ron, but he's happy to have the help, so he'll put up with it.

>>31703099
It wasn't that the beedrill wanted to, they were tricking Ariados into gathering food for their offspring by telling them they'd give them honey, and Ariados didn't know that they don't make it either.

>>31703146
Now I feel bad for the spiders.

>>31703168
I mean, they still did kidnap oddish out of honey greed, but yeah, beedrill are probably gonna eat them now

>>31703146
I can see Beedrill working alongside Vespiquen. So I believe it.

>>31703322
I take it you haven't played Super Mystery Dungeon. Exactly what you said happens in it.

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>>31679694
Screencap?

Should I dump 2-6?

>>31704782
Give me a few more hours and I can finally get to working on it. Please understand.

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working on that screencap right now

>>31707134
Shit, just need to swap tepig for Pikachu there and that'll be a perfect summary of vpmd

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>>31707339
I'll add more protagonists in the background as they are introduced.

>>31707501
This is amazing

>>31707950
Thank you. By the way, are there more protagonists? I've missed a bunch of threads.

>>31707501
I love it

>>31707957
None yet, but it's up to the gets if we even try to recruit (and not rape) other pokemon

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>>31701275
LIVE DAMMIT

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Aaand done.

I'm gonna try and keep the info sheets in the new screencaps but I don't know how well that's going to go.

>>31708463
What figurines do you have? Are there any we can expect to see soon?

>>31708772
Asking me?

>>31709065
Yes.

>>31709142
At last count I had somewhere around 500 different figures, including different forms and megas. Got all 251 from the first 2 gens and a handful from each of the rest (they stopped making all of the dex in gen 3).
With the exception of the bosses for this chapter, I'm honestly picking at random and trying to think of mons who might make interesting fights or puzzles.
Any pokemon in particular you'd like to have show up?

>>31709260
Unown and other ancient and mysterious Pokemon like Claydol might make good puzzles.
If we're just talking Pokemon I like, Politoed would be cool. Drizzle would also be a cool mechanic, as it puts Ron at a disadvantage.

>>31709391
Shit, I can't spoil anything, but there is a part coming up in a while... depending on how fast we can progress through the next parts

>>31709260
>they stopped making all of the dex in gen 3
I didn't know that. Well that sucks.

>>31709260
Do you have a shaymin one?

>>31710744
Yeah gen 3 wasn't great. Pokemon center site stopped selling figures after like the initial gen 3 wave and Amazon and eBay weren't really great just yet. I spent years looking for a sceptile that wasn't being sold for like $50. Thankfully gen 4 brought back some relevance and popularity to the series and figures started getting easier to obtain.

>>31711502
shaymin may or may not be relevant to upcoming plot

New thread soon!

>>31707501
Yes, this needs to be a thing.