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>>31679694
>Owl Edition
>right after we get Oddish
OP you mad man

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>>31679694

>>31679694
Slam Noctowl into the ground and then rape

>>31679760
We haven't started yet.

>>31679694
I don't like football, so I'm here! Maybe we'll be able to do things without raping every living organism in sight this time around?

>>31679694

Those are some superb owls, OP.

I hope Talonflame shows up tonight, in honor of America's Temporary Team Because Fuck the Patriots.

Let's gooooo

>>31679778
Maybe, we did only try to rape once last time.

>>31679694
>VPMD
whats this about?

>>31679830
Prior thread, for your perusal: >>31667531

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>>31679694
Prev thread: >>31667531
Story so far: You are Ron, a human turned Tepig. After meeting and befriending an Oshawott, you formed a group and set off on a quest to save Osha's village. The forest to the north, the village's source of food and connection to the wider world. Your only clue is to find the 'King of the Forest,' though exact details on that are scarce.
After fending off an ambush attack, miraculously, MIRACULOUSLY you managed to not rape or attack a very kind Oddish, who agreed to join you on your quest.

Rules: Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Only post AFTER the post asks for it will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, etc. etc.

>>31679853
Thank you

>>31679873
I´d like to ask if Oddish can poop acid.

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>>31679873
Oshawott: Thanks for letting us know which way to head Oddish.
Oddish: I'm happy to help! This is the cliff overlooking the forest valley below. There's a path down the side that leads there, we'll be in the forest proper then. Everything around here has been dying out recently though. There used to be lots of grass and flowers on the cliffside. It was a very serene and scenic place...

Oshawott: It sounds nice... would have been nice to see it before it all withered up like this... hm, is that someone up ahead?

>1 to start

>>31679959
Say hi

>>31679959
No, it was just the leaves blowing in the wind.

>>31679959
try to seduce the oddish.

>>31679977
niceeee

>>31679959
make oddish go investigate

>>31679959
say something romantic to nidoking

>>31679976
Re

>>31679977
off to a good start already! Ron should start angling for a threesome

>>31679959

Stand around idly for a while.

>>31679973
Re

>>31679959
Say nice things to oddish

>>31679999
cute

>>31679873
Hey, i'm on time this time, let's do this!

>>31679959
Interrogate the odish, why was he helping the birds

>>31679959
say that his wife nidoqueen is a whore

>>31679999
KEK APPROVES OF THIS SHIP.
If digits compliment Oddish's butt.

>>31679999
Thank you for succeeding where i have failed.

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>>31679999
DAYUM

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>>31679999
>You turn to your new companion. He greets you with his usual cheerful smile.
>"Oddish, I just wanted to tell you how glad I am you joined us. You've been very kind and helpful so far and you seem like you're a strong and capable fighter. We may have started as enemies, but we're together now and that's what matters.

Oddish: Oh thank you, I'm very glad to hear that, Mr. Ron. For what it's worth, I am sorry about the fight earlier. Starly and Taillow came by and talked to me, looking for friends as well, and I just couldn't resist offering my help

>Oshawott stares as this exchange in utter disbelief, mouth agape.

>0 next

>>31680103
now seduce otter

>>31680103
Say nice things to the otter, then talk to the nidoking

>>31680103
Continue through the forest.

>>31680111
Pige is so nice

>>31680103
Kiss Oshawott if he has his mouth open

>>31680124
reroll maybe

>>31680103
Close that open mouth with a kiss, it's been a long time since we've had one of those and oshawott might be thinking we're no longer interested in it

>>31680138
No! Now's our chance to make oshawott jealous!

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I made another drawing I hope you like it

also thanks to screencap anon for put the other drawing in a screencap

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>>31680111
>You turn to Oshawott now
>"Osha, I know I get a little crazy sometimes, but I'm glad to have met you and I'm glad to have someone who puts up with all of it. It makes becoming a pokemon bearable, and even worthwhile! I want you to know that I treasure our friendship very much. Now let's go see what's up with that Nidoking up there.

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>>31680188

>>31680154
It looks great anon.

So we're gaining their trust to rape them when they least expect it? Nice.

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>>31680194
Oshawott: WHAT IN THE UTTER F-

>>31680203

NO RAPING ODDISH.

Until it's a Bellossom?

>>31680154
Very gud!
it needs a follow up picture with oshawott waking up angry at Ron trying to touch his no-good-zone

>>31680195
thanks dude

>>31680203
My plan was for the otter to accept our love, then we fuck him. That works too though.

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>>31680210
Nidoking: Yesss. Wither and die you awful piece of shit landscape. Every day a little less green and a little more brown, a little more death and decay. Soon my rule over this forest will be absolute.

>You approach the monologuing pokemon and clear your throat loudly to get his attention.
>Then, with a 4, you,

>>31680210
>Ron use flatter
>Oshawott is confused

>>31680245
Ask him how his day is going.

>>31680245
agree with what he is saying completelt

>>31680245
push him off the cliff

>>31680245
Offer to help destroy as a ruse

>>31680154
Hehe, that's great and very adorable! Ron is so happy to share sleeping bags~

>>31680245
Ask him what he's doing

>>31680245
Bow down before him.

>>31680252
re

>>31680245
Ask him why he's such a weirdo talking all by himself, do you have brain damage?

>>31680258
reroll

>>31680264
Secure with dubs.

>>31680268
re again

>>31680258
Here's hoping this works

>>31680275
reroll

Say something nice to nidoking

>>31680245
say him that his wife is a slut and caal him a pedophile.

>>31680235
Thanks but I don´t think I can, Im so bad with facial reactions

>>31680245
Poke him

>>31680245

Provide a cogent and compelling argument as to why Nidoking is acting inappropriately, and that it would be in both his and everyone's best interest for him to change his ways and work constructively with his neighbors to support the healthy growth of the forest.

>>31680264
Tis

>>31680245
Offer some of your food.

>>31680284
re

>>31680292
re

>>31680269
reroll

>>31680297
reroll

>>31680300
Well, that's lame

>>31680301
re

>>31680300
Why is Tepig acting so cute today?

>>31680319
Could be worse

>>31680328
That is very true

>>31680325
is Ron a cute?

>>31680297
reroll again and say him that acerolla is shit too

>>31680333
Trips say yes, Ron's previous actions say no.
Which is it?

>>31680333
Trips imply that, yes, Ron is a cute

>>31680325
Recruiting Oddish must have put him in a good mood

>>31680333
trips confirm

>>31680245
Turn around and start a casual conversation with oddish about how fat oshawott is.

>>31680339
Both

>>31680333
I got these trips, can i choose next action? Will post screenshot of the (you)s if required

>>31680342
>Recruiting Oddish must have put him in a good mood
This gives me the idea that we should only rape and attack stuff when we're together with Osha, and no one will believe him, forcing him in endless suffering and mental torture

>>31680355
beautiful

>>31680355
Oh please no
That's terrible

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>>31680355
Fantastic

>>31680355
>>31680365
OH PLEASE YES, that's a terrible fantastic idea!

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>>31680355
my trips confirm this is our master plan.

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>>31680300
>Nidoking turns at the interuption.
Nidoking: Hm? More interlopers? You can't stop my rule over this forest. If you think you can challenge me, then you'll wind up as a pile of bones pleaching in the sun, just like the rest!

>You walk up and poke the imposing pokemon before you squarely in the chest. He arches an eyebrow (or... eye... arch. whatever) at you.
>Then, with a 3,

>>31680390
>no inappropriate and misleading tabs in screenshot
0/10

>>31680390
alright David

>>31680408
Smile at him

>>31680408
BOOP his nose!

>>31680408
Give him a kissu on the horn

>>31680408
Challenge him to a one on one match.

>>31680408

Throw Oddish at Nidoking, then run like all hell.

>>31680408
Ask him why he's trying to rule the forest

>>31680432
Reroll

>>31680455
I bet Oshawott is confused as all hell now

>>31680408
tell him that he´s a fucking chuuni and order Oshawott to brine his shit up

>>31680408
Tell Oshawott to slash Nidoking and make him stagger, then tell Oddish to use a grass move to severely damage Nidoking
Then, with a flaming passion, rape Nidoking into submission

>>31680408
You're a big guy

>>31680475

For whom?

>>31680408
throw him a sleep seed then rape him

>>31680483
Ron

>>31680432
>>31680455
Glorious

>>31680487
reroll

>>31680489

It's funny because it says (you).

>>31680498
Ron is acting oddly retarded today

>>31680261
I´m glad you like it OP

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>>31680455
>You give Nidoking a big cheerful smile and throw in a happy wink for good measure.

Nidoking: W-what?

Oshawott: I don't know he's being weird today. We overheard you talking. Are you the King of the Forest? Did you do something to make this place wither out and die and turn the pokemon feral?

Guys... I'm getting weirded out here... We don't usually get this many nice actions... Nobody wants to attempt raping anything? Or attacking your teammates?

>>31680548
>Guys... I'm getting weirded out here... We don't usually get this many nice actions...

FOOTBAW!!!

>>31680517
It must be because today is fire type B-wave, everyone who is fire type will be stupidly kind and friendly today, or in other words, they will act as bitches.

>>31680548
We're having a good day, got a new friend no need for all that rudeness

>>31680548
>Spoiler

Soon.

>>31680548

Ron is on his best behavior until he knows his new teammate's capabilities...

>>31680548
Precure is saved so I'm all good

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>>31680548
Nidoking: Of course I am the king of this forest! It's in my very name. I was destined to become a ruler!
As for the pokemon, why don't you ask my friends...

>Nidoking roars to the winds. In response, two Nidoran hop out of the thicket, hissing madly at your party. They don't look big on words at the moment...

>>31680590
>6 next action

>>31680590
boop nidoran males nose

>>31680548
What's the point, you're not gonna let us get away with that anyway

Roll for rubbing our head in a affectionate way like a cat/puppy against Nidoking
we're gonna weird him out until he run out of this place

>>31680590
Ember seems like a safe move for a dying forest

>>31680605
Try to talk it out

>>31680590
Negotiate with them.

>>31680590
Run away!

>>31680610
reroll

>>31680605
I forgot what moves we had

>>31680615
Roll
Weirding out our enemies seems like a solid strategy

>>31680605

Professing your newfound commitment to nonviolence, turn your back on the Nidoran and calmly walk away (after picking up Oddish and throwing it at them).

>>31680605
Ron atacks female nidoran, and orders Osha to atack nidoking and oddish to atack male nidoran

>>31680633
noice

>>31680627
Tackle
Tail Whip
Ember
Taunt

>>31680590
Tell osha help you take the nidoran male, and tell oddish to distract the other two

>>31680636
reroll

>>31680641
thanks

>>31680633
Show them the power of weird non-sexual love!

>>31680636
reroll and touch female nidoran´s butt too

>>31680621
>>31680623
These we peaceful here

>>31680154
NICE! I like it better than your last one honestly.
>>31680590
Try to jump the cliff

>>31680667
You're not gonna get the satan trips being nice anon.

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>>31680615
>>31680633
>You stroll up to Nidoking and nuzzle him affectionately, earning yourself another puzzled look from the imposing King.

>Oddish meanwhile, preempts an attack by Nidoran by vomiting acid on it, though, to little effect. Oshawott has a bit more success using a water gun on Nidoran

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>>31680708
>Nidoking sends you flying with a Horn Attack

>9 next

>>31680714
Tell him he's a meanie and Ember some Nidorans

>>31680714
Use tail whip on nidoking

>>31680714
use taunt on nidoking so he charges like a bull then step out the way so he runs over the cliff

>>31680714
Keep an eye on nidoking while helping osha with an ember

>>31680714
Give a supporting kiss to Osha

>>31680714
Go ballistic in whatever ways possible on the Nidoran fighting Oddish

>>31680714

>RUN

>>31680714
Stay on the ground, sleep.

>>31680714
FUCKING PUNCH HIM OFF THE CLIFF

>>31680714
Keep him distracted by blowing him a kiss and winking an eye at him

>>31680714
Ron changes places with oddish and uses tacle on nidoran and touchs her butt while she´s stuned

Seduce Nidoran Female with the help of Oddish's sweet scent!

>>31680747
reroll

can we ask where the mother is?

>>31680725
rerolling

>>31680728
Roll

>>31680747

reroll for this

Ron farts

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>>31680777

>>31680777

Aw man. That would have been fun. But it was after the five minute cutoff.

>>31680777
I'm starting to think dub/trip/etc. overrides aren't that necessary...

>>31680714
Play dead

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>>31680777

>>31680797
They do kinda kill things since they happen so frequently
But sorta not
It's a mixed basket

>>31680797
>>31680810
They make things more interesting, usually.

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>>31680722
>You wag your tail cutely. Nidoking snorts derisively, putting on a smug expression.
>All three Nidos use poison sting

Lucky, Osha just missed getting poisoned

>2 next

>>31680864
It's defense fell, so we should use a physical attack, right?

>>31680864
Now tackle nidoking.

>>31680864
Attack the Nidoran fighting Osha
Use ember on its face, using roleplay logic to blind it!

>>31680864
Lie on the ground and go to sleep

>>31680864
>Ron changes places with oddish and uses tacle on nidoran and touchs her butt while she´s stuned

fart on oddish

>>31680797
idk, I thought they'd make things a little more interesting, give a chance to get commands in other that just regular gets, but we could nix em next thread if people don't like the rule.

>>31680864
Rape?

>>31680887
reroll

>>31680890

I like them. It gives people a reason to keep posting once the number has been reached.

>>31680890
what this anon said >>31680910

>>31680887
Re

>>31680887
reroll once again

>>31680890
I think they keep things interesting.

>>31680864
Get close to the edge of the cliff, then taunt nidoking into rushing to you like a bull, then when he's about to hit you, dodge him and let him fall off the cliff Olé!

>>31680931
Rerolling

>>31680864
Get the fuck out of there.

>>31680877
Does this count as a roleplay?

>>31680931
roll

>>31680890
It's fine the way it's, five minutes limit so we can get the thread going fast.

>>31680877
Need clarity on what you mean by roleplay logic

>>31680931
reroll

>>31680931
roll

>>31680931
rolling again

>>31680954
Since this isn't strictly a videogame with limited constraints, things like fire on eyeballs should blind a living creature, right? It's a bit more free to specify effects and all.

Have a fart battle

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>>31680999
AGAIN

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>>31680877
>You turn and shout at the Nidoran fighting Oshawott, aiming an ember when it turns to look at you. It stumbles back, blinded by the fire in its eyes as Oshawott K.O.s it with another water gun.
>Oddish uses stun spore, paralyzing the other Nidoran

Oddish: Hate to be a bother here, but could one of you come help? I don't have any moves that aren't not very effective

>Nidoking meanwhile, looks furious that you've K.O.ed one of his companions, and looks to be charging up another attack.

>What now? 5

>>31681025
Slap the other Nidoran with your pig cock

>>31681025
Throw yourself towards his horn

>>31681025
Use taunt to draw him towards the edge of the cliff, then jump out of the way as he rushes you.

>>31681025
Tell osha to help oddish while you distract nidoking

>>31681025
Fart on nidoking

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>>31681025
>don't have any moves that aren't not
>don't ... aren't not
I thought Oddish was supposed to be positive, but that's a TRIPLE NEGATIVE

>>31681025
Ron lets Oshawott and oddish figth nidoking, meanwhie he tackes nidoran and kiss her while she´s stuned

>>31680931
Reroll for Torero!

>>31681045
secure with dubs

>>31681059
reroll

>>31681049
I spent most of the time between that post and the last one trying to get the grammar right there and I'm still not sure it's right.
He doesn't have any moves that don't do reduced damage

>>31681059
reroll?

>>31681044
Distract with booty?

>>31681078
Maybe If tepig uses taunt.

>>31681078
I mean, if it works

>>31681069
A good way to avoid it is by turning whatever would normally be the repeating negative into the subject of the matter.
Although to be honest, there really isn't a way to repair that sentence. It'd have to be downright scrapped for something like "This opponent/Nidoran resists all of my moves."

>>31681049
:^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)

>>31681100
Double dubs confirms.

>>31681045
Reroll

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>>31681044
>You whisper to Oshawott to go help Oddish. He nods in understanding and runs off

>You meanwhile use Taunt and shake your piggy butt at Nidoking to attract his attention.

>>31681116
Now roll for >>31680931

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>>31681116
>Nidoking uses Horn Attack, planting his horn squarely in your succulent bacon.
>Oshawott reaches Oddish and a combined attack of acid and brine, KO the Nidoran

That poor piggy booty has been suffering a lot of abuse lately

>>31680931
I wanna roll for this

>>31681116
succ nidoking's fat dicc

>>31681134
>8 next

>>31681126
this

>>31681142
Roll for this>>31680931

>>31681134
He will pay dearly for the crimes against our booty, time for Ember in the crotch

>>31681140
rolling for this

>>31681144
Ah, finally we got it guys

>>31681142
Roll off the cliff

>>31681142
Ron cums on nidoking´s eyes

>>31681170
reroll

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>>31680931
>>31681126
>>31681144
>You hop over to the cliffside and Taunt Nidoking, hoping he'll take the bait and rush off the edge. Osha and Oddish advance as well.

>Nidoking begins to back away, clearly infuriated and frustrated that his companions have fallen.

Nidoking: 3 on 1, huh? Well, in that case, I'll have to break out my ULTIMATE MOVE

winding down for the night

>>31681241
see you later op

>>31681241
NANI!?
Everyone, run and hide!

>>31681241
Since you made lewd more hard i decided not to railroad your threads, i hope you're satisfied with yourself OP, enjoy these 7s though

>>31681266
>Dubs
Shit, now op has to leave

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>>31681241
EARTHQUAKE

>>31681287
of course

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>>31681287
>*Crack*

Nidoking: Oh, uh...

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>>31681297
TO BE CONTINUED

>>31681310
Goodnight and thanks OP.

>>31681310
Bye bye anon

>>31681297
if evens kick Nidoking off the cliff
if odds throw Nidoking into the crack made by the earthquake

>>31681310
>spoiler
Nah, we obviously dead. Goodnight by sweat Potter.

>>31681310
night Oh Pee

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>>31681297

Night all, thanks for joining!

>>31681323
Hey, we survived a fall down a ravine already. A landslide is nothing!

>>31681346
Yeah, but we had a birb to fall on that time.
Night

>>31681310
Panic!

>>31681346
good night op, don't let those disgusting digimon molest you

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>>31681354
Don't worry, Braviary will come back to help us for how nice we were to him.

Wait

>>31680154
This should go in the next screencap.

>>31681346
Sleep well OP! We didn't molest anything, yaaay!

Ryan you fucking dipshit all you had to do was not lose 23 yards on 3rd down you stupid douche FUCK who does the MVP of the league drop so much fucking spaghetti YES I MAD

>>31681392
I mad also. Fucking Patriots.

If OP is still here, might I ask where he usually gets his figures?

>>31681462
I've been collecting since gen 1, so it's been a lot of the places over the years. Most of my gen 1 & 2 figures came from the old Pokemon Center in NYC and/or their website, but they shut down the site around gen 3. (unfortunately, I don't think they really carry the figures in store anymore either. Last time I was there, they only had a handful of gen 5 guys there.) Since then it's mostly been amazon or ebay, occasionally japanese hobby sites if no one has figures I want for cheap enough.

>>31680890
Alternatively, we could have it so that if a post gets enough replies supporting the suggested action, that overrides instead, but maybe have it so that out of all the supporting replies, two-to-three of them has to have GETs.

EX: Post A has # or dubs, but Post B has trips. However, Post A has out of the 7 total replies, six rerolls, two of them are dubs and one of them has #.

Wouldn't implement this rule change unless it gets a lot of support, though.

bye op

>>31681573
Rerolls are often done by the poster too though. It could be very easily abused.

>>31680154
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