pokewaifu thread
>>31626736
Disgusting.
>>31626762
Agreed, you are disgusting.
>>31626736
>>31626736
Epic black surprise text xD
>>31627301
you post the same line in every thread with a spoiler in the OP
What else should spoiler text be used for then, you retard?
>>31626762
Kys
>>31626736
R8 and H8 my taste.
>>31628163
>those first 6
you fucking normalf-
>the bottom 12
...you're not that bad
>>31626736
>>31628163
>having more than one waifu
>>31627309
Agreed, Porygon 2 got curves.
>>31628163
>Florges instead of Floette
besides that I approve
>>31628163
>Serperior
>Primarina
>Milotic
>Froslass
>Lurantis
>Tsareena
>Roserade
>Meloetta
>Florges
>Celesteela
>Lunala
amazing taste, but where the fuck is latias?
>>31626736
What abouthusbands?
>>31628239
latias a shit
>>31628163
>gardevoir
>zoroark
>serperior
>toxapex
otherwise its kind of good
>>31628192
>>31628230
Thanks anons.
>>31628212
>not having multiple waifus that you love equally
>>31628239
Still haven't transferred her as I haven't finished Alpha Sapphire yet.
here's an idea that has NEVER been done before
color red all of your choice waifumons
>>31628163
You have best waifu there.
>>31628306
>>31628793
Everything you marked as husbando should be waifu 2bh
>>31628306
>>31628306
light red means "eh yeah thats kinda good"
red means "nice"
dark red means "top tier my guy"
This is my waifu, she has been my waifu long before the pokémon existed. The dex entry, emotes and personality are exactly like my waifu, so to me this is her in pokémon form. When Popplio was announced I predicted this would happen, and god damn am I happy with what I got.
>>31628306
Pokemon was a mistake.
Apparently, so was I.
Friendly reminder that you can't claim to be an expert on pokewaifus if you don't have an army that's 5000~ pokewaifus strong
>>31630159
>doughnut
also, which ones are supposed to be the waifus and why do some appear twice?
>>31628163
11/10 taste
>>31630188
Pink = waifu
Blue = husbanddupes are both
>>31630159
Woah, and here I thought I was a degenerate, that's some level right here.
>>31628306
Here goes nothing.
Who is best gen 1 waifu and why is itKangaskhan
>>31631390
That's not how you spell Vileplume.
I'm a big fan of the edgy mons. I always thought that they were being so too impress people, specifically their trainers. Something about that is immensely cute. I also like the new fairy types, Mimikyu and Ribombee especially.
>>31631390
>>31631394
>nothitmonchan
Underrated grassfu
Do you like femtwo?
>>31627338
>What else should spoiler text be used for then, you retard?
Oh, I don't know, spoilers?
Jesus fuck you people are retards.
>>31633963
Are you retarded?
>>31630159
>Terrakion waifu
>Virizion Husbando
what the actual fuck
>>31626736
good taste in types OP
>>31633996
Are you?
>"hurr what else would you use spoiler tags for?"
>maybe their intended purpose?
>"NO THAT CAN'T BE IT Y-YOU'RE JUST R-RETARDED"
>>31633404
She is a lesbian
>>31628163
>Waifuing Garchomp, Charizard, Scizor, Greninja, Lucario and Rayquaza
nigga what are you doing
>>31634581
Literal shit taste
>>31634581
>not waifuing the dragons
kys yourself desu
>>31634581
>not wanting that tight charizard pussy
What are you, gay?
>>31634581
Delete yourself
>>31628279
You too
>>31634610
>>31634623
>>31634687
Still not convinced, post more pictures.
>>31628163
>not one person likes mienshao here
>the one pokemon that is canonically the best ass
>>31634964
i like mienshao, only furry mon id fug desu
>>31634964
I like Mienshao. So much in fact, I injected one into Moon to use in the story.
>>31628306
>2017
>Anons not wanting to fug dragons, sneks or bugs.
>>31634964
Mienshao is what drove me into pokephilia, so I'll always have a soft spot for her
>>31634954
You just want cute pictures of them, don't you?
the best.
>>31626736
It pleases me to see that Aegislash is so popular.
>>31634992
>He would decidueye
>But not primarina
>No one has posted absol yet
Top waifu coming through
One and only
>>31633963
epic surprise black text is often something that would spoil the quality of the post for some people, or otherwise be something some may find unpleasant, hence why people use spoiler tags
you dum-dum
>>31634569
You really are new.
You're right, why try to use something in a creative and funny way, just stick to the barely used original purpose and never make use of this feature aside from discussing the VERY important plot of Pokemon games that you REALLY care about getting spoiled.
Retard
>>31635507
>waifuing the edgedog
Cease this. Edgedog is not for these things.
>>31634569
>Uses the quote function for something other than quoting
>Complains about people using the spoiler function for something other than spoiler
A retard and a hypocrite. Quite a combination.
>>31635094
Primashit is a shit design, why would anyone with passable taste want to Primashit?
>>31628163
>Milotic
>Serperior
>Lurantis
>Zoroark
>Froslass
My dude
>>31636892
Typical owlfag.
Where does Ampharos land on the waifu scale?
>>31637011
Very high.
Am I the only one?
>>31637023
Mega ranks even higher than normal Ampharos.
I like that /vp/ has developed better taste over the years, even if it means I have to share my waifu.
>>31637182
Your waifu aokay.
>>31637011
>Waifu in a type with almost no waifus to speak off
>thicc
>nice hair
>Good proportions but not anthro
She's an A+
>>31636686
Your picture kind of undermines your point, anon.
>>31637236
Don't be ridiculous, that's absurd.
>>31637259
>not meant for these things
Ridiculous
>>31637274
Absol is bro-only, no waifu.
>>31637292
Nah but for real she is perfect
>>31637329
That much is true.
>>31637446
>>31637474
She so cute
>>31637510
Also I wish I could read japanese so I can see what pics like the one above me are saying
>>31637510
>>31637553
>>31637603
Am I the only one who had Giratina as my first waifumon?
>>31637621
It's a good waifumon but most people will have picked something different over the years.
>>31637621
That's pretty weird, m8.
>>31637621
Giratina wasn't my first but she's still top waifu material.
>>31627137
>>31627154
>>31628211
>>31628252
>>31629162
>>31634687
>>31634623
>>31635017
>>31636686
>>31637638
Someone try to find a Pokemon that HASN'T been drawn in a maid outfit. I bet there isn't one if you look hard enough.
>>31637808
Basculin
I dare ya
>>31637816
First result on Google is this.
>>31637819
This doesn't seem as easy.
>>31626762
fpbp
>>31637872
>replying to yourself
>>31637621
I have some questions.
>>31637621
>Am I the only one who had Giratina as my first waifumon?
Probably, it isn't too normal for your first crush to be an eldritch abomination.not that there's anything wrong with that giratina a cute
>>31637808
>that one time some drawfag made about 10 mons with no dresses specifically because they didn't have them, like pory-z and magnemite
no pokemon is free from the maid fetish
>>31638034
I may as well try finding all 802 mons then.
Fascinating.
>>31637621I shitpost about having unconventional Pokemon as my waifu all the time, but if I'm being honest with myself Giratina is the closest thing I have to an actual Pokewaifu. The shitposts are my way of coping I guess.
>>31638176
people with unconventional waifus always make me smile a bit since it seemed more sincere at times, thanks for undermining what little joy their autism gave me.
>>31638230
You're welcome.
>>31637621
I get the feeling that relationship (especially keeping in mind this is a dragon type we're talking about) would be pretty tough to deal with.
>>31638824
Tough to deal with literally forever, since time doesn't pass in the Distortion World. Eternity is a very long time to spend with someone, even if they're your waifu.
>>31635102
what is your opinion on A-sandslash?
Anyone else?
>>31638926
Yeah and I'm also thinking of people who waifu dragon types in general.
>>31639620
Thinking of how many bruises and cuts they must have?
>>31639775
Sounds hot
>>31639792
Painfully hot, one might say.
>>31639601
You are (not) alone
>>31639601
kaijumons are best waifus
>>31639775
In addition, most dragons are pretty damn aggressive.
>>31640087
Possessive AND aggressive.
>>31640115
Don't forget that they also have PRIDE. If you have a dragon waifu and something happens that screws their pride, you are pretty fucked.
>>31640146
And not the good kind of fucked either. But hey, nobody said having the best was going to be easy.
>>31640115
>tfw you will never be part of your Dragon Waifu's hoard.
>>31640178
Never say never, anon. There's always a possibility, however slight.
>>31640190
I suppose you are right
>>31640222
She looks way too cute to keep someone in her hoard, anyways.
>>31640166
Exactly! So I hope you have some form of preparations before you decide to waifu a dragon type. Or a dragon monster girl in general.
>>31640260
A good health insurance plan, mostly. Maybe a good life insurance plan too.
>dragon monster girl
>monster girl
>>>/b/
>>31640281
>A good health insurance plan, mostly. Maybe a good life insurance plan too.
Hope you have a lot of money for that shit too. You'll need it.
>>31640438
You'll need a lot of money to properly spoil your dragon waifu in the first place.
>>31640444
That too. Which makes you question the overall worth of it.
>>31640496
Maybe it makes YOU question the overall worth of it. Some like the idea of being financially enslaved to a dragon.
>>31640496
Why you being such a downer about dragon waifus, fampai?it's not like they're real.
>>31637808
>>31640622
considering porn artists made these piece of shit legendaries into god damn fur pornstars there sure as hell is a maid pic of mesprit somewhere out there
>>31640515
I'm not making your decisions so go nuts if you want to.And if they were real.
Sylveon (male) my waifu
>>31640622
Here, take this Rare Mesprit Maid
>>31640745
You can't waifu boys anon
>>31640772
Who said that I can't huh
>>31630159
fucking kek at the donut
>>31640772
>>31640745
>mfwim not the only one who has a waifu (male)
Objectively the most beautiful Pokemon.
>>31635825
>>31636905
>>31641218
Godlike taste ITT
>>31642212
Milotic's good. Not the best, but second best.
Absol is a cute
>>31641011
Wouldn't you just call that a husbando
R8
>>31643264
>serperior
>milotic
>mienshao
you, I like youthe rest are also great but just listing my top three that you had
>>31643264
10/10
>>31642306
You got that right.
I believe someone ITT mentioned a PorygonZ in a maid outfit. Anyone have that?please
>>31640254
I don't think that is true, the keep someone in her hoard part at least. Dragons, no matter how cute, will still be Dragons.
>>31643848
I don't know if this is the one they were referring to, but when I looked, it was all I could find.
Tsareena is the only one I want and need.
I'd like to plant trees with her.
Only for hugs
he's a good waifu
>>31640768
Where did you get that pixiv?
>>31627137
>>31640650
I doubt that mesprit has very little art on pixiv. Unless you are talking about some other site.
>>31643995
Damn, that sucks. Thanks for looking though.
>>31644021
You know that ain't true. I bet she'd do anything to be cool.You have to set her on the straight and narrow with marriage and sex in the misionary position. Maybe anal too.
>>31644175
She is pure and not for any kind of lewd anon.
>>31644249
All I'm saying isShe seems to love a good bone every now and then.
>>31644139
I want to see all three of them tied up like that.
>>31644132
What do you think of Toxapex?
>>31644889
A real qt would live under her like a tent. But Mareanie is the one for me.
>>31643979
>Dragons, no matter how cute, will still be Dragons.
Hope you know how to tame one.
>>31645909
With love an patience anything is possible, Anon.
Every fucking time
Literal perfection never posted
instead wanting to fuck snakes wolves and landsharks
>>31646477
Nidoqueen is aright. Too small though. One of the few selected pokemon with canon tits
>>31646496
>implying the smol height isn't great
either amazon or a full foot shorterfor those that didn't know nidoqueen is 4'3''
>>31646477
>not fucking snakes, wolves and landsharks
>fucking poisonous rat thing
Okay bud.
>>31643848
>>31643995
Could this be it? Seems to have originated from a drawthread on here.
>>31646477
>womenlets
I've got real fit perfection right here.
>>31646515
I still can believe that got approved in Japan. She is the first Female pokemon and course she gropes her tits
>>31646696
Regular Porygon is better.
>>31639775
>>31640087
What about Goodra?
>>31647527
>>31643633
>tfw she'll never ever be real
>>31640087
Not if you feed them rainbow berries and max out the friendship stat
>>31647631:(
>>31647527
no matter how many memes are spouted, she's still cute.
>>31648721
I like Goodra too, it sucks that you can't ever discuss it on /vp/.
>>31649675
Why not? Slugfucker is long gone.
>>31650458
oh anon, the seeds they left on this site will never die. Just look at how its name is even filtered if you include female in your post, its evident goodra will always keep a bad rap in /vp/, at least until the next big retard.
>>31638034
Keijimatsu?
>>31651672
yesdoes he still do art?
>>31628306
Absolutely no shame. Limited if only because these were my legit waifu lists.
>>31651689
See for yourself.
NSFW
http://keijimatsu.tumblr.com
>>31651872
>he went full thicc
god fucking damn it, why
>>31651847
this is so normalfag it's not even funny
at least you have seviper
>>31628306
forgot to post my own
>>31652047
A+ taste
>>31642306
yeeah, but i`d rather not calling him "husbando".
i prefer calling him "waifu"
>>31628163
>That last one
8/10 I approve of your taste, but you're still shit.
>>31643264
>Sylveon isn't male
9/10
>>31655218
It's a waifu team, not a waifu(male) team
>No one has waifu'd my waifu but me
Faggots. Better for me not to share too.
>>31655508
I like Gliscor too, anon.
More or less this.
Bump for interest
Contractually obligated.
>>31656882
>Contractually obligated
wut
>>31657097
To post that image every time there's one of these threads.
Also ; Claiming Kadabra.
>>31637808
I'm pretty sure I've never seen Lugia with a maid outfit. I'd check, but I don't want to seeherdesecrated by deviantart fetish cancer while looking for an image
>>31657552
ezpz
>>31657660
Thanks anon
>>31657552
Well there is one ofherwith a leash.
>>31628306
everyone will hate my answers
>>31646515
>implying that has stopped anyone
>>31657956
Why Unown F? Why that specifically? Why not the others? I have so many questions about this one choice
>>31658419
it's the sexiest unown
even moreso than s
>>31655508
>>31655623
>wanting to fuck scorpion batsgreat taste
>>31658442
Can you elaborate a bit on that?
Number one, only one.
>>31634581
Rayquaza could never ride you...probably.
ALL the others on this list can. Just imagine the warmth of Charizard Pussy.
>>31658486
I consider that one of the most bizarre choices in waifu but I do not complain.
>>31660827
I've seen weirder
Some people waifu mineralmons
>>31660837
There is nothing wrong with Diancie.
>>31661113
she's always crying
>>31661486
what a sad diamond
>>31628306
>>31662034
>he would Yveltal but not Xerneas
>He'd rather fuck death incarnate than the waifu-typed deer of life
>>31662034
Sorry Anon, Yvelta is MY waifu
>>31662154
>being this much of a cowardly torchic
female greninja omg
>>31628306
pink: would waifus
red: actual waifus
yeet
>>31662692
What did he mean by this?
>>31662367
>waifus ghosts
>doesn't include banette
cruel
>>31658501
I just like the geometry
>>31662730
He meant yee
> One of the supposed sounds a new pokemon would make
>>31632773
Anymore like this?
>asking for a pokefriend
>>31644132
yes
YES
>>31663181
>>31658939
Charla is my fetish
>>31663358
Thanks. Moar?
>>31663795
>>31658939
Ray can just coil lovingly around you and it can lead to fugging.
Blue is me
Red is a friend
Purple is bothFind better taste, I dare you
>>31663858
This is awesome
>>31664177
let's see it happen anon
>>31626736
I want to fuck and raise a family with this seal.