/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

FIRST FOR GENERATION TWO

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>"Niantic might be forced to pay for permits to enable Pokemon Go in Milwaukee County Parks."
US lawyers at it again

Any Android trackers working?

Poketracker's scanner captcha is fucked

dead game

>>31592556

This sounds like something my city would do.

>>31592594
Madison here

hahahaha

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>Mystic spoofers are rampaging through my neighborhood
>They destroy all Valor and Instinct gyms and bubblestrat them fast using multiple accounts
>Already report them to Niantic and even provide dozens of screenshots
>Nothing happen

This is getting ugly

Should I go full Batman on them?

>>31592650
Yes.

>>31592650
No

>>31592650
Maybe

>>31592650
MARTHA

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>>31592556
>http://milwaukeerecord.com/city-life/milwaukee-trying-pokemon-go-pay-up/

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>>31592701

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>remember the summer of pogo
>all the bible thumpers giving out pamphlets and hold up signs in a crowd of happy players
>trying to ruin fun

>>31592578
Can we please ban "this game is dead" posts?

I am really getting sick of reading nothing but people whining about the game being "dead".

I come here for discussion and art and, you know, people ENJOYING the game, not people who claim they don't even play anymore whining about the game's direction.

>>31592823
It's a meme you dip
You see it in pretty much every /vg/ general

>>31592823
but anon, the game is dead, i play every day still but only for daily bonuses and the hope something other than pidgeys, rattatas and weedles will show up, its only new content was a few useless baby pokemon which most people completed because of the increased hatch rates over new year. Its stale as fuck and needs new content fast

>>31592876
>not knowing a reply meme to a meme

>thread named after my suggestion
This honestly made my day

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who /spoof/ here?

>>31592912
>not knowing a reply meme to a meme reply to a meme

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>>31592823
Is this pasta ?

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>pokesearch is dead again
Thank u bro. At least I got a Growlithe.

tfw level 33 mass evolving with no lucky egg

>>31593082

Can you even see the XP bar move at that point?

>>31592556
>>31592708
>wrong state so Niantic doesn't care
>Niantic deletes stops and spawn and gyms out of spite

My gf is a pleb. Playing since August and she's only level 26. Embarrassing. I can't be seen playing with her in public.

>>31593371

NORMIE
GET
OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31593371
My pokegf and I played pretty hardcore until she got bored and one day deleted her Google account unaware she was using it for PoGo. I used to think she fucked up royally.

Only now I realize she gave herself a way out.

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>>31593527

Is there a Pokémon Go nuzlocke challenge?

If not, let's create the rules right now.

>>31593884
>dodge Hydro Pump
>Pokemon faints anyway
Yeah no thanks

>>31593884

1. No buying things with real money

2. Can only carry 6 mons at a time. Hatch an egg? You must release one.

3. Not potions or revives. Transfer fainted mon.

>>31593884
>nuzlock
>without the concept of routes
why

Morning, mates.

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>>31593371
>>31593527
>Level 28
Any/pokegf/here?
Post pokegf

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>>31594095

>>31594138
Hot!!!

>>31594138

What race is that guy?

>>31594262
Hebrew

I miss having Pidgeys and Rattatas in eggs.

I never got a 90%+ Wing Attack/Hurricane Pidgeot, and only have one Bite/Hyper Beam Raticate. None of the shit I catch in the wild is ever over 80% either.

Niantic fucked up by removing them completely while leaving shits like Spearows that are fucking worthless in eggs. They should've just reduced Pidgey and Rattata rates instead of removing them completely.

If they wanted normies to come back to a game with less rats, they should've done a better job with spawn variety, not take out legitimately useful Pokemon. Guess I should be glad they didn't remove Pidgeys from wild spawns too or else lucky egg grinding would be horrible.

>>31594454
No, it was good they removed them, it pissed off literally everyone
They should remove Spearow too though, I agree

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Who /Battle Girl/ here?

>>31594738
Weedle and Caterpie should've been removed from the 2K egg pool before Spearow and Ratatta.

>>31594750
Not gonna deny that either
All the 'half candy-mons' shouldn't be in eggs
And just remove Spearow because it's quite genuinely the least useful thing in the game

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>>31594738
>>31594750
>>31594772
They were in 2km eggs, not that annoying IMO.

I just really want a source of high IV rats.

I like my bugs, leave them alone.

>>31592976
Right here. Spoof to an Abra nest near the docks from the comfort of my home. Sniped a couple of low IV, high CP Snorlaxs. Good for the candy, at least.

>>31593884
1. One Pokémon per caught location (i.e. Only one Pokémon listed as XVille, Wherever). If you hatch an egg in XVille or catch one in an area you didn't know the game considered XVille, you don't break the Nuzlocke, but you must release it.

2. You must release any fainted Pokémon.

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>http://pokemapgo.xyz
Shit's dead, OP

>>31595743
>Would go full draconian on mons and gyms scanner apps
>Yet won't lay a finger on the spoofers

What the fucking hell is wrong with this company?

>be at wallmart
>open game to cash my coins
>the game places me in my house instead
>cash my coins and close the game
>open it half an hour later
>still at my house
>reboot phone
>still at my house

anyone else?

>>31596224

Spoofers spend money in this shit believe it or not, scanner apps on the other hand hurt their business model of gathering information about your every move because encourage people to only open the game when there is something good, also, free lures.

>>31596224
Spoofers don't use copyrighted images to cheat.

>>31592650
Yes, do it. I do it too. But you won't get there for the coins, I warn you, you won't have a face. All they'll see is the blank stare of their so entitled gyms.

And the worst of all, like them, you yourself will become the spoofer

Can you add Starbucks to OSM to force through a Pokestop?

Im thinking about making a fake stripmall next to my apartment with all past sponsors along with whatever future ones are rumored to pop up.

>>31597652
No because niantic said they got the information of the locations for stops/gyms from starbucks so editing on osm will do nothing. You cant add your own stops to the game.

Also you fucking autists should stop to edit osm just for some more rattata spawnpoints because osm is actually a legitimate helpful site. Editing things that really exist is great, a new park here or there also doesn't bother anyone but the autists that just edit their whole area with fake stuff for a game they most likely won't even play that long from now are just retarded. If your city sucks for pogo just spoof they don't ban you anyway, its less work for better mons and you don't destroy the work of others that could be used for something better than Hankes shit game.

My local park isn't registered as a park on OSM. really tempted to edit but I'm afraid there could be a certain standard as to whether a location is qualified as a park or not among OSM people.

>>31597718
Just register it as accurately as possible. Use google maps to help.

With all of your accurate work, throw in some bs in with it. They cant catch everything, especially if it looks 90% legit.

>>31597690
Nothing has been edited in my area for two years.

Major lakes and parks arent included, and I live in a major city. Seems super overrated.

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>>31597690
>and you don't destroy the work of others that could be used for something better than Hankes shit game

>>31593554
>gooing to open a 10km egg today
if it's a pinsir I'll curse you

>>31596395
>copyrighted images
if it was the only problem using parodies cold be a

Morning, lads.

>>31598573

Afternoon lad

>>31597652

Doesn't work. Stops aren't determined by OSM.

>>31597718
>he doesn't have a fake park under his home

There's some trees and grass under my house and I made it into a park, now I'm just waiting for it to turn into a nest

>>31592976

spoof master race checking in

So....

What do you do with leftover candy? Can we trade them in for others?

>>31598983
You hoard it.

If you're a dex-only fag, you're out of luck.
If you're an unrelenting autist, you will always eventually find some use for it (e.g. powerups, more evos).

PoGo updated my new park with a nest, but now some OSM autist edited it away. The park is still in the game though, so edits aren't in real time.

>>31592976
I vow to stop spoofing once new content is released

>>31599038
>some OSM autist edited it away.
I know we're really just abusing OSM, but it still blows my mind that people sit at home and take the time to moderate map updates.

>>31599068

They do it for free.

>>31599068

The amount of time it takes to constantly work on a neighborhood is insane. It took me a few days to add real shit to the map. No idea how the autists have the time to do it.

>>31594138

Ew.

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>>31593554

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Did Trump affect your ability to play this game in the US?

If so please consider killing you are self

>>31599268

Drumpf banned me. I'm stuck in Iraq.

>tfw no pokestops
>tfw only good spawn point is located on an IED

how long do changes in the OSM take to start appearing in the game?

I labelled the park outside my house correctly as a park, so I am just curious when I should see if it's updated.

>>31599368

6-8 weeks.

>>31596320
Do they?
I thought spoofing was the best method to _not_ spend money, seeing as they are on 100 coins a day

>>31599444

I spoof and haven't spent a dime

>>31599444
nice trips

I'm pretty sure Niantic doesn't give a fuck about spoofers not because such a ban would affect their profit margin but because they don't know how to properly detected false GPS locations.

On the other hand, it's much easier to just send a C&D to a webmaster of a tracking site/application.

Both spoofing and tracking are against the rules, one is just easier to punish.

pokesearch is workin

>>31599657
Now that I have to fuck off to work? Fuck my luck

>>31592556
or they just deadzone the area

>>31592976
>tfw don't spoof because the only time I see myself doing it is when I'm at home but when I'm at home PoGo is the last thing on my mind

>>31593371
mine unistalled the game a long time ago ;_;
tfw no pokegf

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>>31594095
>septum ring
>gauges
>choker

Lost my pogo plus on the train today. Fuck man.

>>31599830
>buying that piece of shit
You deserved to lose it, friend.

>>31599885

Don't be angry with me. I'm not the one who bought you that Pikachu watch.

>>31599929
Given the meme status of that watch I think I would be happy to have it, especially if my mom actually bought it for me. At least the primary function of a watch will outlive the primary function of the PoGo+.

>>31599929

Nice meme lad

>>31599781

>being picky

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Since Niantic can't provide us of new interesting stuff to do, why not help another out with reporting cheating faggots to kill some time?

So you see those mostly lv 2 Valor gyms? Yeah that's the work of one guy, miniliQuid . He's been showing up around a week or 2 ago and taking down one gym after another. Try to take his down with a friend? Nope 20 minutes later he's already back at it again. He's really stupidly obvious with his spoofing. One gym he claimed is at a highly secured factory side and only a few folks who work there can access that gym. Another gym, which can only be reached from one point was taken down while I was standing right at that spot with no one around me to be seen.

>>31600149
>not spoofing
kys famalam

>>31600181
>not exercising in a exercise game

kys fatass

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Does anybody else have bad egg luck like me? My friends and I play the game a lot and they always seem to have 10km egg in incubators, hatching a bunch of cool shit constantly. All I ever get is 2km eggs with the occaisional 5km egg. I've only ever had two 10km eggs since release, and one of them hatched into an eevee...
Pic unrelated; just showing off my autistic Kingler I guess.

>>31600112
>not having any standarts

>>31600229

All I get is spearow, oddish, and pinsir

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>>31600149
Reporting doesn't do shit, anon

It was a heavy downpour and I saw my gym get taken over and bubblestrat'd to 50000 by a single Mystic spoofer. I reported him and even provided all the photos of him bubblestrating using three accounts, 2 horseas with CP70 and a Venusaur.

And the result? Fucking nothing, Niantic don't do jack shit

Now all of nearby gyms, 6 of em, are controlled by him and his faggot friends.

>>31600383
a heavy downpour of tears
lol
hahahahaha

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I need a boat

>>31600433
>petty island
kek, it's like it's taunting you

>>31600433
spoof

>>31600487

Cheating isn't cool, bro.

>>31600433

Swim.

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POAST 'EM

>>31600544
The day this game is fair, you will be able to say that, but until then, shut the fuck up.

Hanke.

>>31600433

Where is this? I can "swim" to it, if you know what I mean. ;)

>>31600618

>location based game
>fair

Commie, please.

>>31600383
Yeah I feel your pain. Although I did see some result on a few obvious spoofers I reported, but all were given their accounts back within a month. I still try though but I don't have much faith in Niantic anymore.

>>31600229
I'm only getting 5km eggs. I got my last 10km egg before christmas event.

>>31600671
t. baby mode faggot

>>31592976
hell yeah

100 a day every day.

I just hang out at the rhyhorn nest near my house

How many accounts do you guys have?

I'm working 4 at the moment. My main and one of each team.

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>>31600617

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>>31600617
making sooome progress
.. i had to evolve a magby to get a magmar... because the game gave me two magbys before it would give me magmar...
thanks game

>>31600713
1

>>31592976
Tempted to spoof a Farfetch'd since it's ny favourite gen 1 pokemon. Afraid of getting banned though.

>>31600744

Do it.

>>31600713
Thinking about a 2nd account to spoof just to see the crazy good spawns in sf, nyc etc

>>31600544

tell that to cassy

>>31600924
Lewd.

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>>31596299

>>31600617
>>31600716
>>31600736

>missing starter evos

ded thread. ded gaem.

>>31600744
i've completed the dex spoofing and still no ban hammer here

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>>31600736
>Pokemongo is fair

>>31601160
I've literally haven't seen Venusaur or Blastoise in the wild, even during starter event.
I could evolve them but I'm waiting for some good IVs.

>>31601219

Shit meme, bruv.

When do we get the update?

>>31601702
Never ever

>>31601702
i guess you cant wait for that
> minor text fixes

So there's like 3 mystic gyms around in my neighbourhood. Two of them are lvl 10 and always have been. One is level 7 at the moment, and usually is level 10.

I used to compete for a spot in one of the gyms (I'm valor), but gave up cause my mons were shit and the gyms always got back to lvl 10 mystic in no time. That's a while ago now. I'm lvl 28 and have some decent mons. Contemplating whether or not I should I should give one of the mystic gyms a try.

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>>31601702
now

>>31601999
Nah I'll just use this opportunity to put stronger ones in

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>download update
>fix the game freezing on startup
>crashes the game going through poke list
>takes forever to load

>download newest update
>fixes loadtime for android
>game crashes and freezes when opening trainer profile for the first time.

>>31602135
but wait
>download update
>snorlax just spawned on me
thanks I guess

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>>31602236

delete>>31602250

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Who's dick do I have to suck to get a fucking doduo?

>>31602408
Cassy's

>>31602408
Caught one when the game first released, released it because I didn't know it was rare and no Buddy system yet. Still have yet to see one to this day.

>>31602405
You can't delete them all

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>>31602512

>>31602512
wrong

>>31602526
>not a single Snorlax above 2k
Damn you suck.

>>31602579
I dont get 10k egg with snoralx but I get lucky with lapras instead so it balances out with snorlax running wild in my town

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>56mb

>>31602621
>but I get lucky with lapras
It's a shitmon, how is that being lucky?

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>>31602650
>It's a shitmon
DELETE

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>>31602650
>not using 2-3 maxed out lapras to wipe lvl 10 gyms full of d-nights

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>>31602408
I'd say mine if it weren't for the fact that Nantic will NEVER EVER implement trading.

How obnoxious is chansey cause i just hatched one

>>31602654
Don't say that, I'll trade you one if trading ever comes out.
>>31602669
I have a Cloyster and a Lapras near the same IVs (~90%) and level, both with frost breath / blizzard.
Cloyster is from my experience better than Lapras.

>find a place with Clefairy/Clefable spawn
>it's in another city
>no fucking pokestops anywhere near

>be me
>outside
>dragonite on nearby
>find him with pokealert
>455 CP
>don't throw anything and change to my gf's account
>2455 CP
>60 ultra balls later it's in her account

this game sucks

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hatched this. should i transfer it?

>>31602408
all over north cyprus if you care to spoof

>>31603060
>dragon pulse

yeah

>>31603060
do it and upload the webm

>>31603060
Transfer it to my account. I can take care of it for you.

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This is new. What the fuck is happening and why the camera is reverse with the new version?

>>31603219
Maybe you downloaded the Australia apk

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>>31603060
DELETE NOW

how bad do i have to spoof to get myself banned

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RIP Chen, all he wanted to do was fight the gym instead he shot

>>31603249
>http://wtvr.com/2017/01/30/jiansheng-chen-shot-playing-pokemon-go-lawyer-says/

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>>31603235
>>31603060
Cute

>>31603286
>level 8
JUST

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>>31603264

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My game is crashing now.

>>31603322
Same.

As always, for anything Niantic fixes, they break another.

>>31603234
bottom kek

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I just found a water biome that is close to me.

Its through a goddamn forest though. Most of the way is prime copperhead territory too.

I'm thinking of making a trail to cut straight to it. Should I do it?

Any ap for scanning gyms?

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>>31603264
>“His family is a homeowner in the area,” said Sandler. “Ironically, he is one of the people security is supposed to be protecting as a homeowner.”

>http://wtkr.com/2017/01/30/attorney-60-year-old-chesapeake-man-shot-killed-while-playing-pokemon-go/

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>>31603311
>>31603264
>>31603249

>>31603383
Water areas irl don't affect pokemon spawns, imbecile

So I just tried out spoofing, but every pokemon I attempt to catch always flees and it's constantly teleporting me back to my actual location. How do I fix this so I can actually catch pokemon and not just look at them?

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>>31603425
A "water biome" affects pokemon spawns.

>>31603467
get banned faggot

>>31603264
>live in America
>get shot

Wow how surprising

>>31603492
Honestly, I'm just trying to catch a Farfetch'd since it's my favourite Gen 1 pokemon, and I don't wanna fly all the way to Asia just for a pokemon.

>>31603467
Every mon fleeing means your softbanned, you have to spin a stop 30-40 times to fix that

The rubberbanding causes the softban, idk what you can do about that never really had that problem

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>>31603286
Kawaii

>>31603467
I heard that changing locating setting to Device Only helps against that. I only just started spoofing too so I an't say for sure though.

>>31603495
>live out side of US
>get stabbed instead

Wow how surprising

>>31603595
How do I go about doing this? I assume it's just changing the location setting so it only uses the device's GPS and not mobile data and Wi-Fi connections?

What's the most accurate site for pokemon moves and DPS calculations?

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>>31603529
kys

>>31603621
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/694062/three-men-stabbed-knife-fight-breaks-out-over-Pokemon-Go-Bremen-Germany

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>>31603425
>He fell for the "water biomes don't actually exist" meme

>>31603719
I'm using Android, but here's how I did it.

Settings>Location>Locating method>GPS only

If I understand it right, it should only use the GPS to find location (and not wifi like it usually defaults too), and since your GPS is the spoofing app, it shouldn't rubberband anymore.

>31603757
Dumb frogposter

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>>31603413
http://pilotonline.com/news/local/crime/chesapeake-man-killed-by-security-guard-was-playing-pok-mon/article_59f824ef-e9ab-56a5-864a-ff27ea1e2f8f.html

>"and the clubhouse is not part of the association's property."
They fucked

Anyone else have weekly icecream and gym hunting nights with their wife?

Our dog sits in the back and protects us from the homeless/blacks from getting too close.

is there some gym bot or something going around? im constantly see level 1 gyms going to level 10 overnight.

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>>31603967
Sound comfy.
>tfw no pokedoggo

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this. fucking. stupid. motherfucker. RAN AWAY AFTER 1 ULTRA-BERRY
ITS NOTHING, EXCEPT IT WAS 100% IV AND ZEN HB/BODY SLAM
KURWA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31604049

>>31602579

>>31604071
yes, it would have been my first snorlax over 2k cp, im lv 30, already have 3k cp dragonite, 11 laprases etc.

>>31604049
Should have thrown better

>>31604143
nigga pls

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>>31604049
>not making an excellent curve ultra-berried throw on your first attempt
>being this new

What Pokemon can you get from lures? I've never used them and I have 14 of them

>>31604222
Pidgey
Catterpie
Weedle
Eevee
Paras

Well, OSM around me is now spotless. Everything that could be marked now is.

Even updated my cities park that was years out of date.

Now we see if they can catch my "mistakes"

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>>31603967
Used to now we smoke weed and spoof nigga free

Evening, lads.

>>31604049

lol

>>31604237
you forgot Rattata

>>31592650
I report spoofers and they disappear after some time so I guess the guys you are reporting are carfags going together taking down gyms.

>>31605055
My brain literally removes that one from existence, same goes for Spearow and Goldeen.

Anyone know how to spoof with an Iphone? That tutuapp shit doesn't work.

>>31605075
But rattata is infinitely more useful than sparrow or goldeen!

>>31605094
What team are you on? This is important.

>>31605094
first you need to jailbreak your iphone

>>31605151

yellow

>>31605094
pokego2

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>be nearing the top on a stable gym
>check the gym again, almost 2 months later
>3rd position
I honestly prefer when they take the gyms down than being slowly pushed out of the tower by my own teammates

>>31605094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWLhVuxvyoI&t=610s

>>31605499

tnx

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Nick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, spoofers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass tracking sites. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of legit players because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Reddit.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was an original PoGo beta tester, and most famous member of team Instinct. What accomplishments do you have, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also throw perfect curveballs, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>31605928

>perfect curveballs
>takes 5 minutes to catch one lapras

>>31605928
I'm sorry, sir.

The game keeps fucking crashing now.

I can imagine the fun, taking out gyms with it now. Oh I can't fucking wait.

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>game hasn't received any meaningful content since release
>still runs slower on older devices
>niantic just happens to have pokestops on cellphone stores

There is no reason to justify how they are making the game run slower on older devices, the first 3 updates I was able to run in on my old moto g first gen, this game is just a scam to make people buy new phones.

>android players haven't been able to play music with the app running until the most recent update
>6 months after release

jesus fucking christ

>>31606565
Is it safe to play this shit with music now? Lost a Dratini once to that bullshit.

Also holy balls, they have speeded the fuck up the evolution animation.

>>31606498
Training a gym
>Select 6 pokemons
>click Go
>3...2...1...
>error, this gym is too far away
>try again
>error
>try again
>game lags, them crashes
>open the game again
>try again
>the battle resumes instead of starting a new battle
>heavy lag
>time out because the counter continued ticking while the game crashed.

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>inventory and storage already maxed
>20 lucky eggs left from the 25 pack
>1800 pokecoins from gyms
>still no porygon nor lapras

There is nothing else to do, I would buy some incubators but I know Niantic will try to fuck people with some incubator shit on valentine's.

>>31606655
At least it only takes 25 seconds to get back to the game now.

>>31605094
tutu app works you're obviously doing it wrong

>>31599731
This is me as well
Why spoof in a game like this when you can just play the real games and move an avatar around on a screen w/out moving?
Not to mention the sheer amount of content other games have by comparison. Just makes no sense to me.

>>31606730
No, it takes a long time for me and 30% of the times it gives me a blank screen and I have to forcequit the game.

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About fucking time it only took 300 eggs

>>31606920
Took me 400 eggs to hatch a Lapras and still haven't hatched a snorlax.
My cousin barely plays and hatched both in only 30 eggs.

>>31607000

yeah its so unfairly random

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So i'm about to evolve this fine karp, take a guess with the moves

>>31607193
bite/twister

>>31607193
B/HP

>>31607193
b/dp

>>31607193
>implying moves matter on a Gyrados

>>31607193
Dragon Breath/Dragon Pulse

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>>31607205
>>31607218
>>31607234
>>31607274
>>31607282
Well, fuck. Another Gyarados for defending I guess

>>31607193
Dragonbreath/Hydropump

>>31607193
Splash/Struggle

>>31607305
>ciclón

if you could fuck one pokemon, who would it be?

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>>31603425

>>31607530
I'm not a degenerate who wants to fuck pixel animals, anon.
Get a real gf and nut inside her everytime you want like most of us do.

>>31607597
It really is great.

Is there anything better than prone-bone?

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>>31600617
Pretty close

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>>31607597

>>31607627
Today I got the last pokemon I would fuck. Guess which was it

>>31607625
Actually there isn't anon.
Doggy is pretty awesome too, if you have a mirror closeby you can see some tits-bouncing too.
But prone-bone definetly feels the best. Just put your girl on a pill and fill her up at pleasure.

Why does Instinct have the vast majority of mature players in a healthy relationship with their wife who also plays PoGo and tries but still sucks at it because shes a female?

>>31603335
What did they fixed?

>>31607740
Idk, Im Valor, my gf played the week the game came out.
She seems quite supportive to.
If I leave the apart to go catch a high iv dratini and something else poppes out on the scanner she sends me a pic of the scanned area:3

Apparently I'm too stupid to make spoofing work, I've tried many things and nothing works, even tried to do it on my laptop reading many tutorials, it just sucks to play on a rural area where there's nothing around

>>31607740
I only see spoofers and memelords. On the other hand I saw some families made with a mix of Mystic and valor.

>>31607806
no Johns cheater

>>31607803
Mine is almost level thirty and has usually scans while we play together mystic

>>31607884
Quite jealous anon. I was having fun playing with her during the first week.

But she is into games, just doesnt like this one in particular I guess (cant balme her), but it's the only game I play.

Honestly I just want pvp. I find pogo to be awesome because of the possible social interactions.

I travel a lot, and the idea of trading or challenging anybody (as anybody always have their phone on them) is quite fun. Just need to know where a hot spot of gamers is.

>>31607925
I said this before and I will say it again. What we need is not pokemon go. it is a generic AR game that coincidentally someone releases a pokemon mod allowing pvp, trading, and all the stuff we all wanted in a mobile MMO pokemon game.

>>31607925
Understandable, I was hoping for PvP myself we've both lost interest waiting for something to do with our collections.

5 candy away from my dragonite.

Im going to be upset when it has a shit moveset.

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>>31600617
The only semi-common families around here I have yet to fully evolve are the Abra, Machop, and Mankey lines. After that, I guess I'm stuck hatching eggs in hopes of Pichu or Cleffa and waiting for Gen 2.

>>31607990
>>31607994
This was the plan I guess.
Just travelling, collecting cool stuff, trading and battling.

Nintendo and TPC let a too good product slip throught their fingers.

Can't wait for pvp to start organizing some small tournaments. Could be money-match to keep kids away or monster-match to bet your own monsters.

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golly

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>>31600617

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>fast login load
>crash logout load
I can't even switch my buddy wtf

Does Nick spoof?

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>Took them this fucking long, fucking months, to finally fix the FUCKING LOADING CONNECTIVITY LAG for Android users in this recent update and patch.

>>31599781
Well if you just post your gf so I can see the beauty that mine should aspire to attain, I'll get right on it!

>>31599976
>>31600237
Let's see them standards?

dead game

Magikarp farm at the Pike in Long Beaach

>Pokefinder and Pokemap have been C&D
>More to follow

DAY OF THE ROPE! keeps happening.

>>31609377
FUCK

>>31607497 for a better game

>>31609377
Oh wait never mind, they still dont know mine

>I walked 11 miles today
>found jack shit, just more shitmons with the occasional Eevee

I bet you could walk 11 blocks in Chicago or Boston or NYC and find twice as many Pokemon as I found with an astronomically higher variety. Shit like this makes me want to spoof.

>>31609496
Edit OSM and get a good tracker bruh.

Dont need to dip down into spoofing

>>31606565
I never had this problem, the only thing is the music stops when opening the app and i have to hit play again but its also like that with other apps that have in-game sounds/music but aside from that its fine so i don't think thats the case for all android devices

I have been scanning from the beginning and spoofing since level 20, now at level 28 I hatched my first Dratini.

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My first Barney. Evolved it from all the way from a Dratini. All I need now is Muk for the a complete first generation Pokedex.

>>31610319
*complete first gen regional Pokedex

Now that my Go Plus is working fine again, I might be able to get it sooner.

>>31592997
it sure fucking was

>>31609531
ok, I finally started doing OSM and added/fixed a ton of on my typical paths. How long will it be before I should notice an improvement?

>been in full autist mode over nearby gym
>prestige it daily so normies can join
>rival autists and spoofer tear it down most nights
>keep autisming against them anyway
>rivals and spoofer seem to be giving up

my autism wins for now. feels good man.

So I'm going to Hawaii (Honolulu) pretty soon for a science conference. What are the odds of me encountering a Tauros on hotel, Starbucks or conference wi-fi? Are they as common as Mr. Meme in Europe?

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I will never have to walk hundreds of km for dratini candies because I will never get a decent IV dratini which evolves into a dragonite with a good move set.

>>31610525
I've hatched 90% + Dratinis but I caught this one in >>31610319 in Japan last year (was my best catch). So it kinda is my favourite. Shame about the moveset though :(

>>31610520
shit is as common as pidgey here

>>31610520
common as fuck. It's like Paras.

>>31610589
>>31610602
Awesome. I'll show those shitty European gyms what's what when I get back.

>>31610262
How bad can someone be holy shit you do everything to cheat in a walking game for kids and still suck at it i feel really bad for you anon

Has Mewtwo or any big events happened since the summer? I stopped following the game around september.

>>31610714
I hate the spoofers that put their 2000CP Tauros in gyms that thing is a bitch to prestige against

Migrate whenever

>>31610754
>>31610754
>>31610754
>>31610754
>>31610754

>>31610726
Nothing happened since then. Some events with increased spawn rates, everyone has Gengar, Marowak and the starter evolutions now.

Gen II was added but only the babies and Togetic, and you can only get them from eggs. I wish I was trolling about this, but this is the situation.

Heyo im a spoofer that only trains gyms of my own colour, i dont battle enemy gyms because i dont want to, do i deserve a ban? Or just i should kms for not being bad with those kids

>>31611510
Why would you kilometer for not being bad with those kids?

>>31611556
Nice one nigga

le ded gam

So why the fuck is Tyrogue unavailable? Hes not a legendary