Gas The Youtubers, Content War Now Edition
>Official Pokémon Go information
http://pokemongolive.com/en
https://twitter.com/PokemonGoApp
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA698bls2pjQyiqP9N-iaeg
>Database
https://pokeassistant.com/
https://thesilphroad.com/
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/
>Pokéstop & gym maps
https://www.pokemongomap.info/
https://gymhuntr.com/
https://gymsear.ch/
>Evolution calculator
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Nest atlas
https://thesilphroad.com/atlas
>Battle advisor
http://tripledex.com/
>IV checkers
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator
https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemongo-iv-calculator
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=tesmath.calcy&hl=en
>Level speed calculator
https://trainerlevelspeed.de/
>Latest changes
https://www.diffchecker.com/rJEYTDxV
>Latest update
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-53-1-release/pokemon-go-0-53-1-android-apk-download/
>Website scanner maps (rarely work)
http://pokesear.ch
http://pokehuntr.com
>App scanners
https://www.pokemesh.com/
https://github.com/PokeAlert/PokeAlert/releases/
http://pokemapgo.xyz
>Best Pokémon per type
http://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/highest-pokemon-dps-per-type
>Best movesets
http://www.pokemongodb.net/
http://www.pogomoves.com/index.php
>Best attackers for specific Pokémon
https://pokeassistant.com/main/index?locale=en
>How to spoof
http://pastebin.com/H9rDL9Vy
http://pastebin.com/qQcvWr6c
>Master decoding
http://pastebin.com/5upnQpSE
Previous thread: >>31479646
LIVE GAME
I
V
EVIL
I have a gf but she sucks at pogo:
>playing since july
>just hit level 20 this week
Should I dump this thot?
Nest migration is this week. Hoping I get seel.
Everyone's I know is getting banned!
Niantic is finally bringing the banhammer to cheaters
fuck ye
>>31490078
Yes.
>>31490078
>don't have GF
>lvl 33
>playing since September
uh, that must be it
>>31490120
>make game boring and contentless for legit players so they quit
>ban cheaters
I have no idea who niantic is trying to appeal to but its not working
>>31490138
I dunno. More left for me.
>>31490078
at least your gf plays it, mine doesn't even play pokemon period
Post stupid shit you did the first week of the game
>powered up my starter ever chance I got
>popped item bubbles from pokestops
>purchased incense in bulk
After almost 2 months i finally picked up a 10km today. Can't wait to hatch this turdnugget
>>31490094
praying for Rhyhorn, Abra or Machop
>>31490094
Yeah I really hope for that Snorlax nest
>>31490120
>>31490138
>log on to see if they finally banned my ass from this shitty game so I could stop playing
>not banned yet
>still holding 5 gyms
>>31490176
>popped item bubbles from pokestops
I admit I did that for a long time. Felt like I wouldn't get the items if I didn't pop them all
>>31490176
>popped item bubbles from pokestops
Pardon me but how was that stupid?
>>31490176
>use incense and egg for the experience
>evolved everything as soon as I could
>didn't do gym battles for the first 2 months
>didn't curveball
>expected Niantic to fix shit
>>31490243
Nigger, just press this and stop wasting your precious calories
>>31490243
you get all items instantly if you just press x
>>31490273
best boy
>>31490387
also this is now a Guzma thread, hijacked by Team Skull
>>31490407
>>31490421
>>31490473
>>31490364
>>31490366
Are you guys honestly fucking autistic? Serious question.
>>31490387
>>31490407
>>31490421
>>31490486
Stop bumping this shitty thread
Let's send the fucking message and let it die.
>>31490557
>let it die
why though?
I play both the main games and Go
most people who are still here are probably nostalgiafags but I'd wager there are some who play the main games as well
normies dropped the game a long time ago
>>31490557
>Let's
>let us
>us
It's just you being angry, hombre. Take a chill pill. Don't like these generals? Don't read or post in 'em.
>>31490421
I'll see your dab
And raise you one dab that is thread relevant
>>31490505
Don't get mad at us that you were too retarded to discover that sooner
>>31490078
Normie please leave.
>>31490613
>Candela
tall, fiery, hot-blooded
>Blanche
cold and calculating
>Spark
meme lord
What's up with all the fan art horseshit in this thread? Get back to Nickposting, lads.
>open the app to catch my first mon of the day
>a Growlithe spawns
wew this is the best home spawn I've ever had, it's usually venonat/pidgey/rat with the occasional Eevee/Horsea/Oddish
>>31490078
>Playing since July
>Only level 28
Of course I've barely touched the game since November. Ever since I started working in the oil industry, no free time. And any free time I get goes to sleep.
>>31491169
I literally have stopped seeing these little fags since the latest nest rotation. Right after I finally got a FF/FB one (fucking 7/15/14 though, what a shame)
Also, my ass the GPS fluctuations were fixed. My character still glides a lot sometimes. It's gliding right now.
>>31489533
>>mfw never seen caught or hatched a Seel or Dewgong but nobody talks about them like they're rare
wut.. did you just start playing? I rarely hatch them and it's hard to find good IV ones. Cloyster is another story
>pic related
Pawn = FB/Blizzard
>see Nidoqueen and Charmander on the radar
>no balls
I'm starting to feel I should upgrade my bag for the first time now. It's getting too dangerous, next time it could be a Snorlax or a Dragonite.
>>31491254
If anything my GPS has gotten worse
>evolving Eevee
>want Vaporeon
>get Jolteon
Fuck this shit, even Flareon would be better.
>>31491559
Jolteon is valuable to kill Vaporeons, Steel Wing Faggonites and Gyaradoses, anon.
Fire types took the backstage ever since the treeman got nerfed.
>>31491293
Seels are "uncommon" usually the crappy wild IVs deter me from going out of my way. Shellder is super common for me
>pic related
They spawn at home a few times at least.
>>31491559
That's the thing all the eeveelutions are good. And all the moves of the eeveelutions are pretty good too for either attacking or defending except discharge jolteon, because who in their right mind would use a jolteon as a defender.
>>31491653
The thing is I already have several Jolteons.
During the name thing everytime I've evolved unnamed Eevee it would become Jolteon.
>>31491653
>using Jolteon to kill Dragonites
Literally why would anyone ever do this? Jolteon is squishy as hell, has no actual type advantage over the fatso and its quick move is garbage.
Any trashy ice type with FB is gonna do a lot more damage, even if it has a trashy charge move such as icy wind
>>31491689
Funny, mine are almost tied.
Those are all WG/HP and TS/T.
>beautiful winter Saturday
>go to big park/hotspot with gf.>each spend $ on incubators to clear out our 5kms, to restock at the park and not literally the same 2 pokestops 90%+ come from
>catch dragonite on way out of house
>catch a few dratini at the park
>fuckton of eevee (nest)
It was nice and cool to see groups of people still playing the game
>hatch all my 5kms (all shit) half hour before leaving
>barely manage to collect eggs before getting the bus bacid
I hate how Niantic all but refuses to give you eggs if you have incubators and 1 egg not incubated
>managed to get 2 10kms there and 3 2kms, the first leading to my 3rd 10km
After my last 2 10kms were literally sub 76% scythers with nigh slash I still wasn't hoping for much
>pic related
This was the first of the 10kms to hatch this afternoon. shitty moves/ivs (82-84%, bad combo) but I needed these candies
Well shit.
>>31491882
Decide to walk around today and hatch the second one.
Disgusting moves and meh iv combo (13/14/12, 87% being just 98.3% of max CP). Great to get candies i just really need a second one I can power up to put in gyms and this will not do smfh. obviously I can't complain
>>31491830
Those trashy ice types will take neutral damage from SW and won't be able to dodge shit because none has a fast move like TS.
Dnite takes neutral damage from Thunder and its Stamina is shit, so it's going to be done after two thunders. Just fucking dodge its attacks and you're golden.
>>31491882
>>31491966
3rd 10km is almost ready. What will it be f.am?
>>31491893
>look ma! I used paint to make this pic!
>Battle won: 1
What's the point of these messages? Do you win an XP bonus from defeating other players?
>>31492041
Supposedly all the battles your pokemon has won.
It means nothing. You get nothing.
>>31492041
Need some of them minor text fixes.
>>31492005
kabuto
>>31492005
>>31491966
>>31491882holy fucking shit! Lapras, Snorlax, Snorlax
93% 15/12/15. fuck I don't even care that I got the worst moves I'm powering it up
>>31492244
>Lapras, Snorlax, Snorlax
D.lete
>>31492244
Now snorlax is tied with Dragonite and Porygon. tbf I could have caught at least 5-10 more Aerodactyls and Porygons but they never seem to have good ivs
>>31492244
I hope you accidentally transfer them all
>>31491293
I've been playing since day fucking 1 man. RNGsus loves me in Smash but hates me in Pogo. I've never had a Lapras either
>>31492502
I'll trade you a 98% cloyster with FB/Bliz and 300 candies for a 93%+ fire fang / fireblast arcanine... my luck isn't always good had to settle with ff/ft after 6 or 7 tries :(
>>31492500
that's just rude, bet you're on mystic
>>31492500
>Not favoring all your mons to prevent this from happening
Dog? Dump everything you have
>>31490138
Actually with spoofers gone and no one in gyms its free pickings for legit players
>Every gym in the city used to be high level blue for months
>Since GPS update / spoofer bans there's been a relatively even distribution of the teams and the gyms haven't been constantly level 10
really make u think
>>31492556
Jesus, I hate that you can't re-roll.
>>31490138
Niantic's goal is to make everyone quit.
That way, technically there will be no cheaters.
>>31492244
Seems my luck got better
>>31493051
>snorlax
disgusting IVs (6/0/1), trash cp
>graveler
uselessly low cp
Welp. City mode is easy mode but the graveler never showed up on nearby because it was in the middle of a block - had I not scanned for the snorlax, I never would have seen it
>>31493127
what scanner are you using?
>>31490094
I'm going to miss my Electabuzz nest, only good thing to happen in this shitty city with zero good spawns. He may be a garbage battler but he's my favorite.
>>31493165
Pokemapgo.xyz just using the dark theme (gastly I believe)
>>31492879
>>Since GPS update / spoofer bans
>spoofer bans
requesting sauz pls
>accidentally transferred my perfect iv vap
Gonna an hero lads
>>31493412
rip
>>31490120
Is it time to report spoofers?
Why is electrode so shit? Why can't it self-destruct and kill whatever mon it's battling?
>>31493168
>Electrabuzz garbage
Takes down Gyrados with less potion needs and better for training than Jolteon
>>31493892
not really, jolteon dies really fast to twister gyarados
I gave in bros, downloaded a tracker on my brother ipad (he doesnt play, so different icloud account), made a throwaway ptc/gmail account, and started tracking my zone.
I live between 2 rivers and can catch 1/2 Dratini everyday. With the tracker I caught 2 in the last 15mins, will probably catch 10 today. I just need to get out as soon as one spanws. I can also see IV.
I tried to resist, and I did for 6 months. But you all wouldn't just play fair, so unfair is the new fair.
I will probably find even more 91+% Dratini now. And never again miss candies for them.
>>31494154
third one, going out again. (I already know this will make me stop playing, and Im ok with it)
Any other cool maps that show IVs like nycpokemap?
>>31494154
>>31494186
Sucks to be a shitter, eh?
Why do I get so fucking triggered when people don't know things like this?
>>31494548
what does it evolve into lad?
>>31494481
Twitter feed for chicago is nice. Told me about Hitmonlee. Caught the other two too
Just use an android scanner app
>>31494610
>what does it evolve into lad?
Porygon evolves into Polygon when it holds a protractor and you transfer it to the computer in fire red. Otherwise when you trade it when it's holding Upgrade, it will evolve into Porygon 2
>>31494490
Very much, but hey, if nobody plays fair, unfair is the new fair.
Niantic will never find a way to eradicate the tracker/spoofer/botter evil anyway.
I never did anything to damage my main profile so far, and won't do anything to.
Just taking advantage of this dumb company, like everybody else is doing.
Spoofers/Botters/Trackers are not the enemy, Niantic is.
Right now I have around 100 dragons on my medal. I will let you guys know when I reach 200. I have the feeling I will be there by the end of next week.
>>31494672
>Polygon
Don't you mean Porygon-Z?
Bulbapedia gives 2 Porygon evolutions. Porygon2 and Porygon Z.
Alright lads
Pogobag is officially down.
Is there any other site where I can log in and see every mon information and ivs?
>>31494819
Pogocruncher
>>31492244
Well fuck. Lick and EQ so by far the worst moveset. Can I justify powering it up? It has the best IVs of any snorlax I have and I already maxed out my zh/eq... my next best is 67% zh/bs
>>31494923
snorlax best assets are its intimidation factor and the time it takes to battle. if i had a 90+ one id power it up
41°54'01.7"N 87°37'15.6"W
how threatening is zen/hyperbeam snorlax compared to to a zen/bodyslam one on defence?
>>31494776
nothing goes over your head ay mate.
>>31495115
Well I got shin splints for nothing. Didn't even flee just an error. Now I'm 10/11 FUCK
>>31495210
Hyper beam is for attacker
Body slam is for defender
>>31495210
it literally makes no difference on defense. Is someone just going to give up?
>>31495322
perhaps purchasing an incubator will make you feel better?
Is it worth finally breaking down and spoofing when your area is under severe weather conditions, meaning all the gyms are ripe for the taking?
>filter everything useless in pokemaps
>all I see is in my area pidgey,eggman and eevees
>that one bulba bro at the park
>>31491145
fuck off, nick
>>31495210
It all depends on the player and his connection.
Body Slam is definitely harder/more annoying to dodge and while Hyper Beam is easier, a faulty connection or lag from the servers can severely dent the attacker.
The only shitty move is Earthquake because even if you don't dodge, it's so much weaker.
>>31494548
>R.I.P.
What's he saying RIP in response to? RIP pokemon because muh everything beyond gen 1 is shit? RIP him because he's going to have to work to evolve it?
>>31495651
no because someone else is already spoofing in your area most likely and will take back the gyms as soon as you take them
>>31495508
>perhaps purchasing an incubator will make you feel better?
I did yesterday and got the lapras and double snorlax so no complaints
>>31493271
Bumping for proof of spoofer banwave. I find it too hard to believe that Niantic is capable of such greatness
>>31490078
My girl got to 28 today and is working on 90%drago number two what are you doing
>>31495651
You, I like you. Easy to spot on for not knowing each gym geography and how it's impossible for battle to occur at certain hours for closed/empty reasons. You guys are the reason I spoof, clearing gyms over and over again until you get tired of seeing blank towers all around with no name. Gotta collect my griefing 'coins'.
>>31496087
some fucker in my town stated leaving blank towers. Why. why do it? What's the point of leaving them blank. It just means which ever team finds it first get it.
>>31496099
easy exp
>>31496107
how does leaving them blank give you exp? If your worried about other people finding out what team you're on, it's pretty easy to tell when the only gyms that don't ever get taken down are valor
>>31496099
Oh you got me wrong, I only do it to annoy local spoofers who come out at night. I'm not desperate for coins, so just knowing that some hungry bitch is getting angry at their phones in their cozy place is enough quick satisfaction to me.
Also, not showing your name makes it even better, even thought niantic won't do shit, I prefer anonymity.
>>31496123
killing a gym gives you exp. anon, I don't spoof but when I have my 10 gyms and I pass by a gym from another team I kill it and leave it blank.
>>31496145
Yeah but why leave it blank I don't understand I understand taking the gym to get exp I get taking the gym to annoy others but why, why leave it blank
>>31496139
I think I get it it's so you deny other spoofers the exp gain and just have them waste potions and revives reviving their mons
>>31496123
No, silly. The exp comes from taking down big gyms.
Leaving them blank means people don't know against whom to retaliate.
For example there's this cunt that I'm sure cheats and he is level 38 so I make damn sure to destroy every gym he's in. I don't care who puts their pokemon, as long as it's not him.
Fun Mindgames.
>>31496157
because I already cashed out and revives / potions are pretty scarce so I just kill the gym and leave it blank, maybe they will reclaim it, maybe some low level guy will claim his 10 coins for the first time, who knows?
Why does this trigger you so much?
>>31496161
This pretty much. I even keep a list of my local spoofers, easy to tell when they go for impossible gyms near me at certain hours. What can I say, it's fun.
>>31496167
It just confuses me, like why not just throw a mon in even joke mons like Raichu with a Santa hat who cares if something that shitty gets KO.
Gyms are used for two things getting coins and showing off some of your mons
>>31496183
>why not just throw a mon in even joke mons like Raichu with a Santa hat who cares if something that shitty gets KO.
Oh, I can answer that, I am pretty OCD about having damaged or fainted pokemons so I revive / heal everything, that's why I am low on potions and revives all the time.
>>31496183
I'm gonna be honest, I fear that the report feature will fuck people up eventually. Don't know how but that's my paranoia, so whenever I'm griefing some other spoofer, I prefer to be invisible. He'll know my team eventually, but not my name.
>>31496192
How just find some stops and spin them, do you not get the weekly bonus?
>tfw a new spoofer appears in town and takes your gyms
god i want to spoof, too
>>31496212
Because I have 700 great balls, 200 ultra balls, 22 lucky eggs, 30 berries and 35 revives. I don't want to throw away the great balls.
>>31496231
Chuck all but 5 berries and use gym coins for more inventory space
Seriously most Pokemon don't need berries
>>31490078
You think that's bad? Mine's had 3 different accounts and her highest is level 13. She managed to hatch a grimer and she's on birth control.
>>31496263
Horrible advice.
>>31496231
Delete 100 greatballs. You need berries.
My rule of thumb is ~100 berries per 100 greatballs + 200 ultras
Right now I have
20/154/256 poke/great/ultra. Low on ultras case I caught a few dragonites and lapras this week
I have just 124 max potions and 56/102 revive/max revive cause I was training tonight
>>31496263
>use gym coins for more inventory space
from what I see anon is already at 1000
>>31496231
If you're sitting on 700 Great Balls, you're clearly not playing Pokemon: GO.
morning, lads
>>31496677
>>31491990
TS is 0.6s, FB is 0.8s. If such a small difference makes any move undodgeable for you, then you're fucking bad, mate.
It's also 10.4 DPS neutral vs. 13.9 DPS double super effective (+56% damage).
If you think that Jolteon comes close to any ice type in terms of Dragonite removal, then you're delusional.
>>31496833
That's a huge difference
>>31496677
'orning nigger
>>31496677
morning
>>31496677
MATE
>>31496099
I'll tell you the real reason why. He's a spoofer who's just in it to ruin people's fun. He knows people are active around and they would notice if a gym was being taken and there's nobody around doing it. By not putting anything in, nobody on the ground knows who to report. Seen it around here before.
>>31497074
Fuck spoofers, but if I spoofed that's all I'd do. I love knocking people out of gyms.
Whose dick do I have to suck to get dratini spawns around here? Been playing since July and the medal is showing only 25 dragon types caught.
>>31497130
>only 25 dragon types caught
I have 9.
I've never seen a Dragonite, even on the radar.
>>31495984
Doesn't really matter to me, since the gyms are already my color and stay that way; I just want to boost them up and get minimal coins.
>>31496087
I literally didn't understand the second sentence, since I've never looked into spoofing, as evidenced by actually reading my post.
Knowing you're not in my area based on your described MO though, and that no one else is like you around here, is comforting. Means those of use who usually walk by our gyms daily (except right now during emergency-level weather) are in no danger of your... Well, not sure what complex you have. Keep on rockin'.
>>31497130
>mfw caught only 3 Dratini
>Have a Dragonite with the desirable moveset
Sucks to be you
tfw no pkgf
Today, I had a bad dream.
>hit lvl 20 yesterday
>no team
>lay to sleep
>dream that you play pg and unintentionally click gym
>in panic try to abandon game
>instead, you end choosing red team
And then I woke up.
>>31490176
>use incense while in the hotel room, chilling
>powered up a pidgeotto and then pidgeot
>drop 30+ balls on golbats
>evolve things at random
>>31490094
You just remminded me to go to my local Ryhorn nest before I have to cry for losing it.
>>31490176
>popped item bubbles from pokestops
>claimed gyms, but didn't know I could cash out
>blew dust on shitmon
I still blow dust on shitmon though
>>31492643
What did they mean by this?
>>31497537
>they
Who?
>>31497544
Niantic.
>>31497537
they're all pretty gay
>>31497537
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>31497537
WHAT IS THIS
>>31497537
where's this from? why no hitmontop?
> 225kg ww2 bomb got discovered today near my house.
>police force evacuation and cordon off the area.
>check tracker. 91% zh/bs snorlax just spawned
what do?
>>31497702
Risk it, pussy.
>>31497702
It's been there since wwii and nothing's happened. Just sayin
Any dratini nests in socal?
POGO releases in South Korea Tomorrow.
Spooffags, this is a golden opportunity to take and hold gyms for a long time.
Everyone will be low level and you can be king.
>>31497988
>Everyone will be low level and you will be reported.
ftfy
Is there a chance Dragonite will spawn in the area Dratinin spawns?
>>31498093
It's possible, but incredibly rare.
Dratini spawns in water biomes
Dragonite spawns in mountain biomes (that doesn't mean real mountains, just a name for that certain group of spawns)
Afternoon, lads.
>>31497174
You're right, from your aerlier post you never spoofed so let me rephrase my habits. I harass gyms of entitled spoofers who went on night rounds to take every gym from legit players who went for a walk at day. I know who they're and I chase them down, legit players can get the gyms by the morning then.
The last sentence was a mere joke with griefing, never heard of this in games? Do a quick search, I take joy in this game by causing grief on my local entitled spoofers. So if I were in your spoofer-freee area, my only battling would be the legit one, actually going to the place to collect coins, for there are no spoofers to screw at night.
>>31498258
Morning, mate.
QUESTION TO ALL TRACKER USERS:
If you find a pokemon you need (a 100% Dragonite or whatever) do you just sprint toward it and catch it?
Even if your game was off until that moment? Even if you stayed at home the whole day and the last time you went out was to catch the previous needed pokemon?
Dont you guys think that's suspicios on Niantic's part?
Seeing a guy turn the app on, go out, aim for a 100% Pidgey, go back homecand turn the app off?
Discuss.
I was trying the newly discovered "double/triple tap" method where you power up a pokemon and when hitting "yes" to confirm the power up, you select yes by pressing with 2 or more fingers. This allows you to do multiple level ups at the same time. It saves some time but most importantly it lets you get slightly above your normal level cap. I've noticed you get a red bar across the top of your screen that says "Error" when this occurs but it only lasts a second and the power up still goes through.
I was powering up my Snorlax tonight where it cost 3500 stardust and 3 candy to power up. I had 7 candy left and went for a triple tap (should be 3 level ups) and it went through same as others have. I can't be positive but based on the CP gains, I think I got the 3rd level up despite only having 1 candy to do so. I don't have another pokemon worth powering up at the moment with such few candy and was hoping anyone else can help look into this matter.
So far the method seems to provide a small advantage with a higher cap you can reach but, if getting an extra power up with a slight candy discount was also possible it could mean a bit less walking required. If anyone else can try this please help confirm or disprove this. Thanks.
>>31495938
>RIP him because he's going to have to work to evolve it?
Yes
>>31498602
Already disproven the discount thing.
Post screenshot of your snorlax, telll me your trainer level and we can verify.
Are there signs to look for when trying to spot a spoofer?
I noticed two players in my area who are both LVL32 and have the exact same names (With 2 tacked onto the other player)
They seem to capture a gym I control every other night. The gym is further out in a park which is closed at night, yet they seem to capture it, and LVL it up to at least a Lvl 5 gym somewhere around 4AM.
I cant tell if theyre spoofing since they dont seem to overstep their bounds and go after this gym every day or the surrounding gyms, or if its the Police since they patrol areas that are closed at night too and just both have the same screennames
>>31498684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Pq_DBtGsc
>>31498684
Well, some creepy Asian spoofer stalked me after I destroyed his 50000 gym
Just happened two hours ago, I took down 5 gyms for my dailies and all of them got taken over by the same spoofer, so I reported him
>>31498684
Doesn't matter because reporting them doesn't do anything.
Sometimes its hard to tell, unless you can see an account taking a gym when clearly so person, car, building is around it.
I thought for months that one guy that takes all gyms everyday in my area is a spoofer only to find out a week ago that he is just a super autistic carfag
hey
Hey
HEY
This is library.
>>31498592
BUMP FFS
>Play Pokemon Go with brother last night
>Theres 7 gyms on school campus all owned by the same guy
>Not that strong, so we figure we'll capture 3 and call it a day
>Around the 2nd gym, realize the same player is recapping their lost gyms before we can cash out
>Start running into players of the same faction that are rushing to our controlled gyms trying to put their pokemon on it before it gets taken down
>Find out this dude has been doing this shit for weeks
>Most of the players are too weak to fight him off and take advantage of us being there
>Notice a car that pulls up at each gym with a rather obese man in it on their cellphone
>At this point we already cashed out and got what we came for but my brother wants to fuck with this player
>Suspects the car thats been following us is the player
>We go capture one of his gyms that you actually have to walk to
>Sure enough same car come up an out rolls porkflaps
>"Are you fucking serious!?" he belches out as he hobbles to the gym to recapture it
>We hide behind a building and take it back as soon as he leaves
>Hear "GAWD FUKIN DAMMIT!" blurp out and thunderous jiggling as he tries running back to recap it
>I split from my brother and recapture his other gyms and watch as other players run across the campus to make it in time to put something up
>Me and bro decide to pack it up and go home already
>He tells me about how Porksoda was swearing up a storm and eventually gave up because it was too cold for him to endure
>>31498338
I think he understood griefing; reading comprehension dictates that what he probably didn't understand was this mess of a sentence:
>Easy to spot on for not knowing each gym geography and how it's impossible for battle to occur at certain hours for closed/empty reasons.
Either way, judging by >>31497174, anon decided to take the high road and not spoofwhich is good because he'd probably get banned and hate himself for throwing away all his progress anyway.
>>31497537
I've got two Espeons and an Umbreon ready to pop.
>>31492556
I know your pain
>>31498913
No, you don't know my pain.
>>31498776
I felt stupid once because I wanted to report players who were capturing a gym despite no one being there. It was Winter Break and on the school campus, it was a total Team Mystic buttfuckery factory. Every building was locked so no way people were just hiding inside the buildings and there was no one outside when I went there.
Turned out the school staff plays and were Mystic. They still work in the buildings despite the break and just lock it down some cunts like me dont just go walking in during their slower days since they dont have as much staff/security.
>>31497537
N-NANI?
>>31497537
source?
>>31498166
My mountain biome spawn Lapras much more than Dragonite.
>>31492556
I can only imagine your pain.
>>31499129
I'm jellyof those IVs
>>31499165
Nearly perfect IV, best moveset and - not that it matters - double XL. This is the real mack daddy
>>31497147
same
the only thing that soothes my pain is the fact that I don't like orange Barney anyway
>>31499092
Reverse image search is your pal.
https://www.spriters-resource.com/fullview/87237/
>>31497988
>implying people haven't been playing the apk
>>31499287
I tried that and couldn't find anything
Even then, where did THEY get the images?
>>31499336
Because they're the same models from the 3ds games but running on a non shitty engine.
Almost completely sure of this.
>>31499336
I've heard rumblings of tools to rip data from the game server, so most likely one of those. Plus, Tyrogue has complete move data and Espeon and Umbreon are the only other Pokémon after Crobat to have any at all, so it would make sense for those three to be the only discovered ones.
Of course, it could also be an elaborate ruse.
>>31490120
No.
Get off, some people need to get on for serious things!
John Hanke Press Conference set for 10am PST 01/24/17
>>31499826
I'm hard
>>31499826
At noon, then?
>>31499826
>>31499995
hanke me off lads
ONE MORE
Ran like a fucking bullet to grab the last Grimer I needed, it actually said it fled just as I got there, that's how close I was to losing it.
>>31499826
>>31499826
GET HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8
>evolved a Machamp hours ago
>still not looked at his moveset
I should just quit playing.
>>31500310
if dubs it got bullet punch submission
desu senpai machamp blows and i have a 93iv with best offensive moveset
>>31500310
It's not worth it anon, Machamp is the worst attacker I've ever used.
Despite having KC/CC and having 2500CP, good IVs, etc, it still gets shat on by Lapras and Snorlax. It was such a disappointment.
>>31500372
You're not Nick. I can't exactly say how I know this, but I'm 100% certain. ;)
guys i've stopped using my gym kicker account and i've been clean for a week now. are you proud of me now, /vp/?
i still have 27 gyms though
>>31500345
>bullet punch submission
Out of the 7 I evolved, 5 or 6 got that moveset, I wonder why this king of thing do not happen with good movesets.
>>31500364
I don't care about that, I don't keep many copies of the same mon, I want variety.
>>31500372
Has your viewer count dropped again? Don't ask here, most of us aren't retarded and use adblock
That and no one wants to watch you eat shitty food in front of the moon incarnate for 10 minutes
>>31499826
Its because it launches in Korea tomorrow, calm the hype
>It's a Nick sits in his house all episode episode
>>31500372
send me a pin you scrawny cuck
is trainer clubb offline? cant login.
am i finally banned?
Just catched a 100 cp Muk.
>>31500741
dlt
>>31500741
pics or it didnt happen
>>31500372
hi Cassy
>>31500773
>mfw see on pogomoves that Tangela can get Sludge Bomb
I've catched dozens and never saw one with it.
>>31500824
I have one.
>>31496213
Usually its Instinct spoofers here.
>>31500824
Apparently Rapidash can learn Fire Blast. Not that I would know.
>>31500824
why would you want SB over SB? Collection?
>>31500898
>implying SB is better than SB
>>31496213
I started a few weeks ago when I had to go to hospital. Didn't want to loose my streaks, but suddenly the game became exciting and fun. Soon I was holding 10 gyms at a time, something I never did before as an Instinct. But now I'm scared because of the band wave. Haven't got banned so far, but honestly I don't know if I can go back to playing fair. The temptation is too much
That's chansey number 2. Now I can start walking chansey off for when blissey is available and still have a chansey for the collection. Anyone else have this autistic tendency?
>still no gentoo
>>31500951
>implying it's not.
Either way, I'll probably neck myself if my first Tangela's not gonna have solarbeam.
>tfw still no noodles with feet pkmn
>>31501139
You could always start saving up candies for all the johto mons that evolve from kanto mons. Or just replay HGSS.
>>31501167
Oh, I thought you meant SB was better than SB
my bad
>Campus nest is meowth
Holy shit do I need a rotation.
>>31501167
>Not just holding on to it if it's good for Tangrowth when Gen 4 is released in 2186
>>31500894
http://www.serebii.net/pokemongo/pokemon/index.shtml
Open wide for the choo choo
Is it possible to get a nest/spawn of second evo Pokemon?
There's a certain spot on at my Uni that only spawns Raticates
These little cocksuckers are as common as pidgey 'round my way.
>>31501332
Same here. I've grew a Vaporeon/Jolteon army because of them.
>>31500372
wow. just wow
>>31501332
That's not a bad thing though
>>31501406
I haven't
Little fucks all go Flareon for me
>evolved 20 Gengar
>1 shadow claw / sludge bomb
What kind of sorcery is this?
>>31501420
I lament for humanity
>>31501420
I ordered one of each.
>>31501558
>buys 1st edition trainer tips pins
>buys 20, using different addresses
>expects to sell 5 on ebay now at 400% markup
>anticipates he can sell 10 more on ebay in a few years at a 4000% markup
you really think anyone would want to pay to show strangers they watch a youtuber who blogs about a game everyone uninstalled in August?
>>31501617
>I ordered one of each.
for what means? serious question... why?
>>31501651
I'm a richfag, a collector, and a fan of BDN.
>>31501420
>420
about to be 420 at Bryant Park come thru and chill on muh lures mate. I got a big blunt rolled
>>31501663
>a collector
Prove it. Post a pic of your real life pokegear/nerd figurines
>>31501696
>>31501332
>These little cocksuckers are as common as pidgey 'round my way.
Sounds like adler. Was there this weekend. Idk how many I caught, forgot to check dex before and I had to transfer some but probably 30-50
>>31501551
It's also weird that I have 9 or so Gengar and none of them have shadow claw. That's like 1/512 chance if moves are distributed fairly.
>>31501732
>tfw no motivation for mass evos
>haven't done one since first November
>running out of space, checking what to release and what not is more difficult than ever
>valor fags out of nowhere invading the city, secure gyms down to 1
>not much gym hunting these days either
>don't wanna spend coins on storage 'in case of'
>somewhat waiting for Niantic to make a move
Did something happen recently?
All the nearby gyms were usually mystic and I'd be lucky to keep stuff in one for more than a few hours. Now I've had stuff in them for a couple of days and the usual suspects haven't bothered to take them back.
>>31501825
same t.b.h
waiting for next double candy/exp/dust event is suffering
>>31498840
did you actually hide for an obese man despite being with your brother? What was he gonna do, beat you up for 10 coins?
He
Will
Not
Divide
Us
>>31500559
Like the press conference fore the release in India?
>>31501858
All the gyms near me were usually Mystic
They're still fucking MysticI'm Valor
best scanner app for ios?
>>31500559
>press conference to announce pogo in Korea
>Koreans have been playing the game for months already
Niantic in a nutshell.
>>31501825
same
>haven't done an eggmassevo ever since I hit Lv30 like 2 months ago
>completed the Kantodex mid-December
>don't even bother with shitmons unless I need the first catch of the day
>the 100 slots I used to use for mass evos are now full of starters and favorite pokemon waiting for the next double candy event
>after the second semester started, a lot of transfer students came out of nowhere and disrupted the balance Mystic/Valor had (or at least I hope that's the case, could be spoofers from another town)
>suddenly pokestops stop dropping medicine so I can't really take the gyms back and I'm too busy working/studying to go stock up on items downtown
>still have the 16 incubators that I bought during the bundle """"event""""" waiting for actual gen 2
>1500 coins just piling up, with the daily slowly dropping from 100 to 20-50 depending on how much medicine and spare time I have
>>31501825
>1434 Staryu candy
>do the math, that's 358 Staryus
>look pokedex, total catched 466
>Of fucking 466 Staryus since September, I have the candy of 358 of them on me at the moment
Come to think of it I don't remember using Staryu for mass evo never ever.
>>31502045
>depending on how much medicine and spare time I have
A-are you ok?
>>31502084
yeah I'm okay, I should have worded that better lol
I meant pokemedicine and free time when I'm not working or at uniI've been off meds for 14 months now
>>31502063
you might have hatched some too
Just met up with a fellow /vp/ppg/ anon and he informed me that I pronounce KEK wrong.
I say it like as if it rhymes with LEAK
He said it actually rhymes with PECK
>>31502165
>talking about 4chan to strangers
>saying kek out loud
wew lad
how did you even find out you both come here?
>>31502165
You're both faggots but at least he's right.
>>31502165
it's keeeeek
>hatch Igglybuff
>113 PS
>>31502165
I say it the first way
>lick / EQ on left
>ZH/BS on right
Which do I powerup? I know L/EQ fucking sucks but it's my best IV snorlax. What do?
>>31502165
>keek
>>31502165
>I say it like as if it rhymes with LEAK
You are correct.
MUK
>>31502332
If you absolutely want to pwer one up, the lick / earthquake one.
>>31502211
>not meeting up with fellow anons
>not discussing the top memes of the year
Get a load of this ledditor
>>31502549
You write that as though you'd wait. I have a 3100 snorlax and I'm waiting for 54 more lapras candies so I can max out another lapras. Other than that my defenders are dragonites
>>31502596
It's a shame that dragonites are made out of fucking paper on defense, I'm pretty sure people only stick them in gyms for easy top spots.
>be mexican
>haven't had enough time to play pogo because looking for house to buy with gf
>finally find a good house with good spawns
>turns out it was a scam and the next day i get a call that my wife has been abducted and i have to pay ransom
>turns out it was the people selling the house
i hate this shithole
>>31502641
>looking for house to buy with gf
>with gf
There's your problem
>>31502596
>dragonite
>defender
>>31502641
>with gf
>my wife
>find not lvl 10 gym
>first defender isLapras
>>31502674
yes, they told me I had to pay for my wife, we didn't tell them she was my gf so they assumed we were married
>trashmon breaks out of all your excellent throws
>decides to stay in the ball when you fuck up and don't land any bonus
Little assholes.
>>31502596
>You write that as though you'd wait.
Because I would.
>>31502613
Same deal with Ryhorns. I don't think anyone puts them in gyms expecting them to actually cause trouble since everyone and their mum has a decent vapelord that could probably kill an entire gym stacked with Ryhorns by itself without needing to be healed more than once.
(You)
Wrong.
>>31502823
>I don't think anyone puts them in gyms expecting them to actually cause trouble
No mon causes trouble anyway.
>>31502892
By trouble I mean wasting more of your time mindlessly tapping a screen.
>>31502165 >>31502211 >>31502214
>>31502221 >>31502311 >>31502380
>>31502403
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>>31502498
LAPRAS
>>31502664
I know that's why I want another snorlax
>>31502911
is this one of those FBI recruitment posts?
>>31502933
SPEAROW
Why the fuck is a non-Ditto rattatta takes so much balls to catch?
>>31502911
You retard, that shit only works when you scramble words but leave the first and last letters in place, not jumble up random letters and spacing as you go.
>>30503136
Well, no. Actually it's a bear. Maybe you should read bulbapedia for once in your pathetic life.
Evening, lads.
>>31503125
EveningI'm in CST so it's actually evening
Oh yeah, next thread should be "Korean Edition"
Got banned from digimon heroes
>>31503125
evenin mate
jos got don shaggin me mum, bloody ell bullocks up me bum
New Thread
>>31503159
New Thread
>>31503159
New Thread
>>31503159
>>31502332
What's the hurry?
Wait for another decent one to power up.
Eq does suck ass.
Also it'd be best if you leveled up, since I'm finding 2k Snorlaxes all the time.