I'm in love with this anchor!

>>31260049
still wish it was a combination of water/ghost/steel instead of the 4th grass/ghost

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>>31260049
Me too

Inb4 the obligatory "it's the seaweed not the anchor" fag

>>31261181
I mean

It is

>>31260049
Yes that's a very sexy anchor i have to admit
But I care not for the seaweed, it'll make a good condom though...
>>31261053
>Dat file name
Fuck my sides, pinapple Mon with gamefreak?

I want to be impaled in the dick by its wheel pegs

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What kind of haunted algae do you think dhelmise is anyway? Just for autisms sake. Of course it's just generic. My vote is ulva.
>>31260049 (OP)
I like the gas bladders in that picture.

How would you even have sex with this thing?

>>31260049
pls don't tell me this piece of shit is real
objectmon shit is getting out of hand.

the epitome of failure was turning a trashbag into an official pokemon.

>>31262315
Fuck you, I love objectmons and I love this anchor.

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>>31262315
>Not knowing a Pokemon
REE

>>31262315
the seaweed is the pokemon. it uses the anchor as a weapon

>>31260049
first good grass/ghost

>>31262315
Get
>>>/out/

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>31262315

>Your dhelmise has been acting strangely recently. You talk with her one evening, to figure out what is wrong.
>You accidentally brush against her slightly, and she slides away from you.
>You ask her what is wrong.
>Her wheel begins to spin slowly. After a minute, it picks up speed as she abruptly stammers out:
>"Anon...I...love you."
>Her wheel slumps forward, as if in shame at what she just said.
>"But...I'm just an anchor. You probably think I'm rusty, and salty, and-"
>"I don't mind at all. As a matter of fact, I really like pokemon like you"
>She looks up, in surprise.
>"Anon..."
>She spins her wheel around in glee, and eagerly pushes her "body" against you. Her anchor feels much warmer than usual, as if she is "blushing."
>"Please, be my captain..."
>A few strands of seaweed wrap around your waist and torso, and pull you tightly against her, the salty moisture from her body rubbing off on your chest.
>You begin to run your tongue up her shank.
>Her seaweed contracts slightly, and her anchor vibrates a bit.
>Continuing on, you reach up, and start stroking her wheel spokes
>She lets out a loud groan, shuddering with pleasure.
>"Those are..sensitive. Be..gentle."
>You continue licking her anchor, flicking the tips with your tongue occasionally, whilst rubbing her spokes
>You reach up to her handles, and twist your hands over them, as if polishing them. She takes fondly to this, shaking at the intensity, and begging for more.
>Orgasmic bliss soon overtakes her, and you are rendered immobile as she clenches around you, wanting to feel your fleshy warmth against her body as she climaxes.
>Her anchor thrashes around violently, and you barely manage to hold onto her. After what seems like an eternity, she starts to come down.
>Exhausted, she loosens around you, and falls back onto the bed.
>You lie down next to her, and pull yourself against her shank.
>"Anon...thanks for being my captain."
>You chuckle at the cheesy line, and fall asleep next to her.

>>31264147
How fuking big is that bed?

>>31261181
It's says in the Dex, therefore it's the truth.

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No one actually enjoys that shit anchor. You're just doing this to ruse owl fans.

>>31261181
>Could've been the new Rotom
>Put seaweed on anything
>Still ghost/grass with with fireworker, iceworker, etc

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>>31260049
I love Dhelmise,its one of my favorite Alola Pokemon.

>>31266342
I like both Decidueye and Dhelmise

>>31266389
It would work with rockworker. Would have a counter to 3 of his weaknesses without having the shitty defensive aspects of rock

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>>31266342
>Not liking both
>Not liking all Grass/Ghosts
Shit taste

>>31262315
At least everyone knows what its design is

>>31266342
>>31266431
Decidueye, A-Marowak, and Oricorio don't deserve to be Ghost-type.

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>>31264147
Nice

>>31264147
Autism

>>31262315
1 gen had at least 6 objectmons

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>>31266342
i never cared to much for Dhelmise
till i saw that cool attack animation, same reason i like genesect for the sweet uppercut

Decidueye is alright prefer the other two
>>31266480
>owl its based off is Ghost owl
>Cubones lore in general
there's probably a good reason for Oricorio

>>31264147
>implying her algae would not wrap around you and maximize your battle capibilities.

It's better than spookowl as a grass-ghost, but is it a better grass-type than Tsareena?

>>31266873
yes
tsareenas strongest physical stab is trop kick which is 70 base
while dhelmise has 2 1/2 stabs with the moves to back it up