what if i put the z ring around my dick

What if you put your dick in my mouth?

>Z-Minimize!

take pictures please

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>>31133852
>But it failed

>you will never put a Z-ring on your dick and perform a Corkscrew Crash on someone

>>31133823
You know, I have yet to use a Z-Move.

>>31133823
do it anon make my day.

>>31133847
this would also suffice

If you put the mega ring on your dick you'll have to fondle your dick everytime to get your Pokemon to mega evolve

>>31133866
Says you

>>31133847
Not op but one time a very feminine looking guy at a Halloween party sucked me off after I made a joke saying something about cigarettes were bad for your health. It was pretty damn good and never saw him since.

>>31133888
i only believe this because of your trips

>>31133847
this

>>31133823
WE WANT TO SEE IT ANON

>>31133888
this really makes me think, i havent sucked a guy off in so long

>>31133942
makes you feel very powerful

>>31133958
it does, i honestly love it. i just havent really hooked up with anyone since like july

>>31133987
I feel you bruh

>>31134024
fuck man, really wish i had a boyfriend or was more outgoing

>>31133823
deliver the goods OP

>>31134066
yeah i just got out of a relationship in september and decided i need a break from the dating game for a while. but i do miss the fooling around

>>31133823
There is a really good doujin where courtney puts a mega braclet on brendan's dick and it evolves.

10/10 doujin, art was amazing.

>There is literally a gay thread on /vp/

>>31134132
/vp/ is the gayest board on 4chan

>>31134132
>dicks are gay
>not getting together with the fellas and sucking each other off
Fag.

>>31134130
some sauce plz

>>31134154
>not /lgbt/

>>31134132
dont knock it till you try it

>>31134154
its true me and the boys have a circle suckoff at least once a week and we all have girlfriends

>>31134170
>>31134150
Misquote

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>mfw my meathands are too large to fit through the z-ring

>>31134186
My statement stands. /vp/ is gayer

>>31134182
I forget, can I get banned for linking porn on a blue board?

>>31134200
That's cool but why is there a gay thread? It's not even vaguely pokemon related. kek.

>>31134189
what about ur dick though???

>>31134212
i dont think so

>>31134212
I don't think so. I never have at least

>this thread
Jesus christ what did I do?!
I'm sorry I just wanted to tell a funny but true story not turn the thread into a damn cock tease.

>>31134218
Z-ring is pokemon related boi

>>31134212
please link

Would there even be an audience for a girl or guy stimulating themselves with one? I feel like it would start a genwunner argument on camsites, if anything.

>>31134230
>>31134234
Not home and didn't want to deal with it here. In the related there's one of her being fucked by mightyena, also pretty good.

https://nhentai.net/g/179004/

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>>31134182
Take out the sucking part and you boys have a legit D-Club

>>31134253
>imblying any of the newer posts have anything to do with z-rings or pokemon.

>>31134281
only because OP didnt deliver

>>31134289
Even if OP delivered it would have the same effect.

>>31134274
>implying arin hasnt sucked his guy friends off multiple times

>>31134296
does it really matter? the thread will get archived sooner or later and everyone will forget about about its existence. its not like this is the first time a thread has veered of pokemon here.

>>31134300
Arin's the kind of guy who gives so little of a shit that he would let us know if he did. The fact that he shared the D-Club story so nonchalantly in the first place should be proof enough of that, and I love him for it.

>>31133942

Neither have I man. But I don't want to just get drunk and go to a gay club. Last time I did that, I ended up getting impatient since everyone but the fat dude was with someone and I was drunk and desperate enough that I didn't care.

I really regret that night

>>31134330
>its not like this is the first time a thread has veered of pokemon here.

This is the problem. It happens constantly. If it wasn't as common as it is I wouldn't care.

>>31134364
he hasnt said it bc he doesnt want suzy to find out so she cant cuck him harder than she already does.

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>>31134220
I could, but I bought them for my little siblings for Christmas. I would just be uncomfortable knowing where those things on their wrists have been.

>>31134405
but doesn't that happen on just about every board? discussion breeds new discussion and all that?

>>31134427
just purell them when ur done. they wont know the difference

>>31134390
i just hate how i mostly attract really fat guys with small dicks.
maybe its because im slender? idk i just really hate small dicks, i have nothing to work with then

>>31134428
>new discussion
It mostly ends up being porn or gay threads tbqh

>>31134406
>because she already didn't know about Arin's shenanigans when it comes to dicks

She wouldn't have married the fucker if she didn't feel comfortable with that being a possibility. Hell, it probably turns her on, if anything.

>>31134486
thats what i was saying man. its one thing to watch ur wife get fucked by a black man, but when she insists you lick his balls while he does it. arin cant handle that.

>>31134440
No thanks, I'm good. I'm all length and no girth anyways, it wouldn't be worth it.

>>31134455
so wait? ur attracted to small dicks but you also hate them? sounds miserable

>>31134539
at least you're honest about it

>>31134548
no, what im saying is that im like a light in the dark and small dicks are moths, i somehow bring them in.
i dont like small dicks one bit, average size are nice. never had a huge one before though, i can only dream

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>>31134530
I feel like we're having two different arguments here. At what point did the black dude get in the room?

>>31134581
oooh that makes a whole lot more sense

>>31134602
are we not talking about suzy cuckolding arin?

This entire fucking thread is a special kinda cancer.

>>31134641
then leave?

>>31134649
I'm on my way

>>>/out/

faggot

keep up the succ

>>31134628
I thought that part was a joke. But okay, whatever, this thread has completely derailed anyway, let's imagine a threesome between Arin, Suzy, and some unnamed black guy.

>>31134641
does that make you the tumor on top of this special cancer cake?

>>31134665
i just want to talk about sucking guys off with people who play pokemon. whats wrong with that?

>>31134668
trade out suzy for dan and you have a deal.

>>31134683
especially since most people on this board would rather fuck a pokemon than a person. yet somehow the gays are the problem?

>>31134684
Where's Jon tron

>>31134706
hes the black man of course

>>31134698
Or an underage girl

>>31134724
ain't that some truth tea

>>31134698
>>31134724
i am simple
i just want to feel the warmth of a man's member in my mouth

>>31134698
At least talking about fucking pokemon is still about pokemon. Talk about fucking pokemon characters and then we'll be cool.

>>31134758
what if i want to fuck Masuda

>>31134753
Are u a qt pie trap?

>>31134769
its okay, he already fucks you

>>31134769
I would say, you have a bad taste

>>31134781
ive been called that before

>>31134793
>>31134785
>>31134785
are you implying you dont name your 6iv jap shiny ditto "JUNICHI MASUDA"?

>>31134769
Good enough.

>>31134684
>>31134706
>>31134714
Now if we could just fit Barry in there somehow, we would be set.

>>31134829
barry has to sit in the corner and throw his shekels at them while not being allowed to cum

>>31134851
It's a million fine if you're late!

>>31133867
I unironically like them for easy wild OHKOs when grinding desu

I want to suck Cock