/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

>>31041824
>not adjusting it for the hat
one job

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>>31041875
This thread will be deleted and fixed. Thank you for your concern.

Too lazy to walk out for my free incubator.

Last stable gym just got taken down, that means i actually have to play again tomorrow. sucks.

>>31042105
Wait you get a free incubator?
>Why do I fucking care I only hatch shit anyway.jpg

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will post result after my daily walk

Dear Spoofers. This is to anyone who Spoofs in the Game pokemon Go. I know you wont read it all, but I truly hope you do, and if even one of you stops spoofing because of what Ive written, then I feel like Ive done my job.
Ive seen it a few times now. Someone mentions they were "Forced" to start spoofing because of what Niantic is doing and people jump on the band wagon with "Yeah I had to do the same thing." or "Its not that bad really." Every time I reply to those guys telling them to pull their head out of their ass, it attracts downvotes. So I'm going to do this in one big shot, even though its not an "Unpopular" opinion, or at least it shouldn't be but clearly y'all need reminding.

What the hell is wrong with you people?
IT IS CHEATING. Plain and simple. Call a spade a spade. You arent forced to spoof. No one is sitting behind you with a gun to your head saying "if you dont play pokemon go and spoof, I'm going to shoot you and your family" and if they are, they are clearly more bored then anyone has ever been, and mentally deranged. In that case, I hope they get help and you/your family are okay. That said:
IF you do not like the game as it is, DON'T PLAY IT. Quit. Uninstall the game and never worry about "Catching the same stuff over and over" or "Having to grind out levels" again. Go play Sun or Moon. Go Play Pokemon Red, Gold, Ruby, Diamond, Black, Black 2, Y or Omega Ruby or any other game in pokemons vast library.
The most common arguments i see are:

"Niantic is forcing me to spoof because of ________"
No. They arent. No one is forcing you to do anything. you dont have to play if you dont enjoy the game. If you want more content, go play another game for 6 months and then come back for a pokemon stint. There will be new content.

>>31042635
/2. "Everyone else already spoofs anyway, i dont want to fall behind."
No we dont. there are plenty of people who still play legit. It may not be week one anymore but I still see people parked near our local hotspots from time to time running lures in their lunch breaks or battling gyms. We have to walk our ass around to hatch eggs. Why are you too good to do that like the rest of us? why do you care so much about a few assholes who cheat getting in front of you that instead of reporting them, you start spoofing too. Do you really want to be an asshole that badly?

/3. "None of my friends play anymore so I just spoof now."
Why is what you do dependent on what your friends do? Sure playing in a group is fun. I miss the early days of the game too. But I'm playing the game for what it is, and you dont need to cheat to do that. If you are trying to find a reason to spoof, You should probably quit you clearly arent interested enough to want to play.

/4. "But players in Big cities get more then I do in my Rural town"
Yeah. This one is a big problem the gap between rural players and Urban players is enormous. However, Spoofing to that big town? That just makes you a dick. Why should you, A rural player get Urban level spawns while the others in your town are stuck on Rural spawns WITHOUT you physically going to a big city for a visit? You are just making life miserable for your fellow small city players.
If you drive to that city for a visit, You've earned the right to have those big city spawns. You've earned the right to get stuff that people who wont leave your town dont have. As long as you play legit when you get back, no one gives a shit. Hell we had a few guys doing twice weekly runs to the coast to get their Gyarados. They spent a few $100 on fuel and a few hours of their lives to do that. They earned it.

>>31042655
The worst part about spoofers is they dont just spoof to get better spawns, They spoof for everything once they start. This means within days they are in every gym in town, collecting 100 coins daily, or spoofing to smaller towns so they can guarantee 10 coins per gym in real small towns because there is nothing that spawns in that town effective enough to kick them out for weeks at a time.
Do you think we like seeing "Oh looks like Insert username here is spoofing around the gyms at the moment. I guess we will wait 30 min - 2 hours for them to log off before we go gym battling again." No, we dont. Its depressing to see people giving up on trying to take a gym because they are kicked out instantly by someone who isn't there, and then they stick pokemon in the gym that 90% of us in rural towns DON'T have optimal counters to.

/5. "I couldn't get a Insert rare pokemon here so I just spoofed to get one. Its no big deal"
Yeah. it is a big deal. Like the last point, You are doing so to give yourself an advantage over your team mates/foes A dragonite in my town is a surefire spot in any gym due to high CP. The only rivals we have that spawn here frequently is Rhydon (Rhyhorn) which has helped close that gap, but it still is a big problem.

As I said above. Ive no issue if people put the time and the effort to go down to the big city and get some rare pokemon. That's fair enough. They are dedicated to being a pokemon trainer, or maybe they just had a short holiday in the big smoke. Whatever the case, They earned their right to those rare pokemon they caught while there.
Sitting on your couch with a beer and spoofing to Central park in New York or San Fransisco Pier? that didn't take any effort. You arent getting off your ass because you are a lazy sod. Or maybe your "broke" and cant afford to drive to the nearest major city.

>>31042670
Save up. Make a family/Solo holiday of it. Get a room, see the sights, maybe catch a live show or something. Make it worth while to go to the big smoke, and while you are there, Get some pokemon.
Thats what I'm doing the instant my car is finally paid off. I'm starting saving towards a Sydney holiday and you can bet your ass I'm gonna have a hell of a time down there. Im gonna visit record stores that sell actual Vinyl, I'm gonna visit comic stores, and eat fancy big city food until I get food poisoning. Ill hopefully time it to catch some of Australia's Greatest hiphop acts on tour, or maybe a touring band in from over seas. Time will tell. But you can also bet your ass I'm gonna be catching a shitload of pokemon. Catch all the things.

/6. "But i cant afford to fly to (Insert country Here) to get the regionals"
Yeah. That does suck. I know exactly what that is like. This is why we are waiting for Trading. So I can trade some of my Kangaskhans for A Tauros, A Farfeched and a Mr Mime. Even so, its really not fair on everyone else who is in the EXACT same suit as you to spoof overseas just to be one step infront of them. Its a pretty douchey move in my opinion.
When are people going to learn its "Pokemon GO" not "Pokemon Stay" Yeah, the game has issues. The Tracker is pretty much useless in some areas, The devs still dont communicate as much as they could and we really need another round of balancing for some pokemon Not to mention the endless sea of 5k eggs gets old for everyone, I GET THAT.

whats the most fun for you about the game?

for me it's not taking all those 20+ gyms, but it's lying in bed at night the days after i took them and looking them up with pokemesh again and then seeing theyre still level 9 or 10 and im on top

>>31042695
Content wise: Its coming. Be patient. Don't over hype yourselves like its gonna be first week again. Its not going to be. If anything Gen 2 will see a bunch of people quit who dont know these new pokemon and dont care enough to learn them. Genwunners if you will.
Understand that this game doesn't have NPCs. Every other person in a gym is a living person. MOST of us put in the hard yards grinding stardust and levels and candies to get our strong pokemon for gyms. Why are you too good for that? What makes you so much better then us that you feel you've earned the right to do fuck all and get a bigger rewards for it, just because you are willing to break the rules.

If you are spoofing? Quit. Just stop playing. Clearly you arent enjoying the game and you are trying to find the enjoyment you had week one through the use of a 3rd party program/however the hell people spoof.
As to Niantic doing Quality of Life Improvements over Gen2/legendaries/ect - The game is far from perfect. But its 1000% better then it was 5 months ago. Servers WORK when you want them too, you can log in at any time of day and not get "Our Servers are humbled Blah blah blah" Its coming. Be patient. We also do need these quality of life improvements.

>>31042105
Same here, but I got lucky and drifted on a pokestop, got the incubator and saved my streak.
This is funny because I saw people who actually did go outside claim they did not get the incubator.

>>31042713
I like a good joke/meme at Niantics expense as much as the next guy ("r", "Minor text fixes") but this board is constantly a cesspool of negativity about the game. Why dont you guys say something positive for a change? Why has it always gotta be negative waves man?
To a lesser extent I count Scanners in this too. early on when there was no tracker but a broken 3 step tracker I used them myself. Since then I learnt my towns spawn points, and do the rounds during the 2 weeks of a new rotation and learn what is spawning where. Ive not looked at a scanner sight in months. While I wont be angry at you for using them as we sill lack a GOOD tracker, its encouraging bots/cheating and I dont agree with that so I wholeheartedly encourage anyone who uses them to give it up.

I know most spoofers have stopped reading at this point and are probably working on some witty retort to reply to me as they downvote me into oblivion. I Know that because if they dont have the staying power to finally be a pokemon trainer in REAL LIFE after 20 years of waiting, then chances are they dont have the staying power to read this short letter which comes out at under 2000 words. I'm surprised they have enough staying power to get out of bed in the morning if they are just going to get back in it again tonight.

So as a final Hurrah lets do the TL;DR: IF you are a Spoofer, You are a Cheater. Don't pretend you are doing it for anything other then your own personal gain. Team Rocket has more spine then you do. At least they admitted they were criminals, Hell they had the staying power to chase the same Pikachu for 20 years. You cant even catch the same pokemon for 6 months.
Know i will call you out every time I see you, and you can downvote me all you like, but you are the one who has to live with the fact you are cheating at a game made for kids.

i wanted some gen 2 mons and i got a 96 iv tentacool, a shitty growlithe and a weedle from the eggs

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I'm unironically sitting here waiting for Nick to upload a new episode. Look what you fucks have done to me. I actually enjoy it now.

>>31042748

His vlogging and editing are cool, it's the shitty reddit reading he does that sucks. He acts like reddit is some secret clue and he's giving away private info. Just show Cassies feet already.

>>31042728
I would take a growlith over the gen 2 baby trash anyday

>>31042748
Check in like 10 minutes. If it's not there, check again an hour from then. He usually posts between noon and 2 p.m. Pacific time on the hour.

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>>31042832
>mfw no babbies
I'll trade some of my RK9s just to fill up my Pokedex :(

>>31042748
>>31042829
>>31042905

It's up on his page. Don't want to link it because the Reddit fags will cry to the mods.

>>31043094

wft its not even nick, its some alaskan faggot

I think I might have gone crazy. I realize this might make me sound like "that kid" but I promise I'm not making this up. So, I haven't played Go in months, but with the xmas event and with the day off I decided to have another go at it. So, today my gf went for a drive so I could grab some stops and maybe catch some uncommon stuff. Things are going well until something strange shows up on my map. It was a Pokemon that was small, round, and brown, along with a long protuberance with some lighter brown bands on it. To my knowledge there was no gen 1 Pokemon that resembled it, but admittedly there might be one that I'm just forgetting. My first thought was that it was Bidoof, but then further consideration made me think it might have been Sentret, considering that they've started the gen 2 release. That would still be odd, since as far as I know Sentret has not been officially added yet. Still, from what I saw it didn't quite resemble Sentret, just most of the color scheme and the round body with a tail with no further details (I couldn't make out any eyes, ears, or limbs). At the time I tried to tap on it to begin an encounter, but I accidentally clicked on a nearby Rattata. So I had my gf drive around the block to pass it by again, and this time I see two of them right next to each other. At that time I did managed to click one of them, but then I received a red "ERROR" message, and no encounter started. We did a third pass but then they were gone. This happened about an hour ago, and I've tried to do some hasty searches for any explanation for what it could have been, but I can't find anything to corroborate with my encounter. My best guess is that some of Sentret's data has been added to the game but its not yet live, and what I saw was just a premature glitch. Anyway, has anyone else seen or heard anything like this recently?

>>31042829
There was that one vid with her sisters feet. If they have close enough genetics then they're not so great.

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>hype to hatch 6 5K eggs at once
>still missing Electrode, Machamp, Weezing, Muk, Magneton, and all babies
>get this
Fuck this game

I think the bump limit has changed, old thread isn't autosaging

>>31043243
whats the title of that vid? now that i'll watch

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>Christmas day
>Go for a walk before dinner and take all 5 gyms in my mother's town
>Check at 11:30pm
>Still mine
>Next day check phone at 7:30am
>All but one gone
>mfw

Seriously, who the fuck is playing Go that early on Boxing Day?

>>31043328
I usually go play around 5am to 8am.

>>31043319

Probably one of the Hawaii ones. I'm looking for it now.

>>31043297

Strange. Usually 300 is the limit.

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>>31041824
>another trainer tips thread

>>31043575
>not even the right font
step up lad

>>31043575

>I've never been on that website

LIES

>people prefer to talk about a commie hypocrite skeleton playing the game rather than the game itself
Dead game. Plain and simple.

>>31043328
spoofers come out at midnight in my town

>>31043738
I'd don't prefer it, that faggot is spamming our thread.

Reddit and Nick are 99% of the buzz nowadays. Accept it. Hanke even said so.

>>31043840
99% of 0% is still 0.

I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY

I PLAY POKEMON GO

>>31043840
How does that work? Nick's shitty content doesn't even get the most views

Who the fuck wants to watch some twink brown kid eat chinese food

>>31043738
>>31043758

>2017 - 6 days
>not nickposting

4U

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Heating on. Feet up. Spoofing all over Singapore catching Chansey so I can ruin the gym scene for Mystic & Valour players in Gateshead UK.

>have all the badges that supposedly raise the catch rate for flying, normal, bug and poison pokemon
>still literally impossible to catch pidgeys, rattatas, weedles and other shitmon with pokeballs
remind me why I still play this shit game again

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>>31044105
>UK
no one cares

>>31044116
because you're nostalgic and dumb

>>31044116
It's all a big gamble, anon. We are just addicts, nothing more, nothing less.

Anyone wanna spoof NYC with me?

I'll be outside the HBO building lighting up stops in like 10 minutes.

>>31043193
is this a copypasta

>>31044116
the badges have minimal effect. I'm throwing curveball + great throw and don't have trouble catching shitmon with basic balls

>>31044105
The thing is probably going to get nerfed.

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>>31043575
We sure do love our boi Big Dick Nick!

>>31043193
I'm not reading all that shit

Transfer to Sun Moon fucking when?

I suck at math, so I'll try to keep this simple.

>Special box = 250 = 10GB (Great Ball) + 2EI (Egg Incubator)
>Great box = 550 = 20GB + 4EI + 2I (Incense)
>Ultra box = 1500 = 20 UB (Ultra Ball)+ 6EI + 25I

Much like that math-based meme involving horseshoes, you can solve for the first two (assuming each thing is valued equally):

>GB (Great Ball) = 20
>EI (Egg Incubator) = 25 (normally 150 – an ~83% discount)
>I (Incense) = 25 (normally 80 – a ~69% discount)

For the Ultra Box, assume the same 25 coin price for incubators and incense, then solve for UB:

>Ultra box = 1500 = 20 UB + 6EI + 25I
>Ultra box = 1500 = 20 UB + (625) + (2525)
>Ultra box = 1500 = 20 UB + 150 + 625
>Ultra box = 1500 = 20 UB + 775
>Ultra box = 1500 - 775 = 20 UB
>Ultra box = 725 = 20 UB
>Ultra Ball = 36.25

For the newest boxes, we see:

>Bronze Box = 460
>Silver Box = 980
>Gold Box = 2480

The Facebook post states that "Incense, Lure Modules, Lucky Eggs, Poké Balls, and Great Balls" are inside the boxes.

Recapping holiday box prices from above and normal price per item (when bought individually):

>I (Incense) = 25 (normally 80 – a ~69% discount)
>LM (Lure Modules) = ?? (normally 100, 8 normally 680)
>LE (Lucky Egg) = ?? (normally 80, 8 normally 500, 25 normally 1250)
>PB (Poké Balls) = ?? (normally 5)
>GB (Great Ball) = 20 (normally N/A)

(All guesswork from here down)

Bronze Box may have 45 Poké Balls, 5 Lure Modules, and 5 Incense.
>BB = 460 = 50PB (at 2.7 coins apiece) + 5LM (at 40 coins) + 5I (at 25 coins)

Silver Box may have 20 Great Balls, 10 Lure Modules, and 10 Incense.
>SB = 980 = 20GB (at 16.5 coins apiece) + 10LM (at 40 coins) + 10I (at 25 coins)

Gold Box may have 50 Great Balls, 25 Lucky Eggs, and 25 Incense.
>GB = 2480 = 50GB (at 17.1 coins apiece) + 25LE (at 40 coins) + 25I (at 25 coins)

These put the Lure Modules at a 60% discount, regular 'ol Poké Balls at a 46% discount, and Lucky Eggs at a 20% discount from their best possible price.

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>>31042595
fucking finally

>>31044347
never

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>>31044405
Please no, I only play this thing for completism autism

>>31044105
Is Singapore a frequent Chansey spawn point?

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Hatched 8 5k eggs; pretty much entirely garbage except for this amazing hatch.

>>31044904
>eevee
>amazing

Literally more common than pidgey at this point

>>31044904
>Espeon
Good luck holding on your shitmon for 8 months or more lmao

Why do people still bother botting gyms? I report you every. single. time. And it couldn't be easier either, not 10 minutes later and my gyms don't go down like flies. Don't mess with a man's 100 free coins.

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>>31045043
>Don't mess with a man's 100 free coins.

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I report every person who takes my gyms. Spoofer or not. Stay out of my territory.

Not really but it's small and has a 100% reliable scanner
https://sgpokemap.com/?forcerefresh

>>31045158
Does it work?

>>31045158
>>31045097
I'd think it's more autistic to bully my child from your computer while she puts hours of effort to build a gym up and it immediately gets taken down.

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Don't know. I report them with 3 different accounts, then I take my shit back.

Usually I hold for 24-30 hours. Sometimes a few days.

I've easily reported over 200 people since July.

>>31043273
Eevee and Exeggcute are decent at least, all I get are fucking Krabbys

>>31045326

for >>31045223

>>31045251
>hours of effort
If it takes hours to build a gym up, you're shit at the game and deserve it.

>>31045196
I guess in response to the Chansey thing, so, thank you, most helpful.

>>31045251
>my wife's son
I don't spoof, and I hate spoofers too, you just sound like a self-righteous douche

>>31045402
Self righteous doesn't apply to mad at cheaters for making my daughter hate herself for trying and losing

>>31045326
>with 3 different accounts
lol so you're cheating reporting other cheaters? You sound like my girlfriend.

>>31045441

Drink period blood, normie.

>>31045326

Mass report TRNRtipsnick

>>31045439
>Don't mess with a man's 100 free coins.

>bully my child from your computer
>making my daughter hate herself for trying and losing

fuck off

worst parent of the year goes to you

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Any Snorlax nests?

>>31044963
That doesn't make it any less amazing; Eevee is the Dratini of common pokemon in my eyes.

>>31045036
Now you're just being cynical af. I'd way rather hold onto this baby and hope for a gen 2 evolution of my choice than gamble in hopes of getting a Vaporeon.

>>31045569
In china

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Got pretty shafted.

>>31045678
>739 cp
why the fuck would you evolve a60 cp magikarp?

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>>31043273
>hype to hatch 5K eggs

>>31045721
>100%

>>31045678
That's a good thing.

Now your Gyarados is guaranteed to dominate a gym if you power it up and you won't have to feel bad about losing a Hydro Pump battler to defending a gym.

>>31045678
You should have expected this. I'm evolving my first Gyarados tomorrow, and I know twister is coming.
I know I can't do anything about it because this is just a stupid lottery game.

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>>31045885
>ever using gya on offense

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>>31045940

>using gyarados at all

>>31044390
>Steel Wing/ Hyper beam
Good stuff. IVs?

>>31046020
it's good high cp gym trash

>>31045940
His newly high CP comes from the increased base Attack and speed mod multiplier.

He's much, much better for offense now.

And screen-mashing with Bite is decent DPS and neutral typing vs the current meta of Vapes / Dragonites / Snorlax / Lapras anyway. Even better if you have a legacy Dragon Breath Gyarados because that can do better against Dragonites and Rhydons than Bite.

>>31046407

so is kingler

>>31045940
>he doesn't have a double dragon moveset

>>31046407
>>31046479
So is dragonite

>>31046479
Kingler can barely hit 2600 CP at lv 40.

That's shit when the average stable gym starts at 2600-3000.

>>31046530
>average stable gym starts at 2600
It's more like 2000 where I live

>>31046473
This.

Gyarados is the fastest way to take out a Dragonite. It is also good when it's against a Steel Wing one.

>>31046473
gya does have 15% higher attack than vape, but bite has no stab so it's still worse. It's also noticeably squishier.
There's no reason to use him over vape if you want a water attacker, and there are plenty better options for everything else.

>>31046498
>implying it's any better without stab

>>31046479
>kingler
>good for anything
even if you compare a 100% IV maxed out crab with 0% maxed out gya, the latter will still have higher cp

>>31046407
>>31046479
>>31046513
So is Rhydon.

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It begins

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>>31046776
>Gyarados is the fastest way to take out a Dragonite
yeah, except dragonite, cloyster, lapras, jynx, alakazam, gengar...

>get my first free incubator yesterday
>about to head out
>count incubators on a whim
>it's only 1 use
W O W
O
W

>>31046776
>Gyarados is the fastest way to take out a Dragonite
I didn't say that.

I said he was good, not the best/fastest.

>>31046903
may you be blessed with a lapras and or snorlax anon

>>31046903
two baby mons and one of the big three

>>31046951
Thank you lad, I hope your blessings reach the RNGods next time.

>>31046962
The eggs were old, anti-christmas ones.

Not even gonna post the results, one onix and two magmars.

I don't usually browse /pgg/. who is trainertips and why should I hate him?

>>31047080
better luck next time m8. Hatched eight 10kms this month, only one of them was decent

>>31047181
Some YouTube celeb that some random anon loves and shills for some reason

>>31047181
half gook half jew con man who gets sarcastically shilled in this general

>>31047181

He's a meme for the board, much like /tv/ has Bane and /r9k/ has pepe.

>>31047181
He's a chink jew with weird facial features.

How did the guy of trainer tips got that fine asian GF?

Are asians girls seen badly in the US? I can't explain it, she's so cute

>>31047241
>He's a meme for the board
You mean for this thread. And I personally don't fucking know him either. I think he's the one trying to push his ugly face so much around here.

It's Cassie that has been shilling Nick's vids. She needs as many clicks as possible so she can suck him dry of those Youtube bucks.

>watch trainer tips today
>it isn't nick

what to heck?

>>31047241
>much like /tv/ has Bane and /r9k/ has pepe
Please don't compare Nick to Baneposting or Pepe. He is insignificant e-celeb shit that can't even come close to real memes.

>>31047301
>fine asian GF
she's ugly as sin, what the hell
they look cute together, but not because of their appearance

Jesus Christ, this thread is pure crap.

>>31046909
Cloyster and Jynx are low cp trash, Alakazam and Gengar lack a super effective move against it.
I said fastest because Lapras Frost Breath is slower.
Using your own Dragonite just wastes potions if you don't dodge.

>>31047479
You can tell by the number of unchanged unique posters only a few still enjoy these threads.

>>31047519
I use Jolteon and can take 3000+ Dragonites while taking a piss.

I have about 6 TS/T Jolteons over 2000 just to kill Dnites fast.

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>124 replies
>39 posters

>>31047214
>>31047263
He's a kike too? Jesus Christ what a mess

>>31047660
Stop replying to yourself

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>>31047603
>pissing in public
>spoofing
Either way, thumbs up!

>>31047658

>lel people are having a flowing conversation and not just posting once, what a travesty!

Go back to Red.dit.

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>>31047678
kys subhuman

>>31047519
that's one of the stupidest posts that I've read in this general
>Cloyster and Jynx are low cp trash
They have 20% and 5% lower attack than Gya at the same level. Their moves benefit from STAB though (+25% damage) as well as being double super effective (+56% damage) against Dragonite
>Alakazam and Gengar lack a super effective move against it
they both have much higher attack than Gya and STAB moves. STAB neutral move = non-STAB super effective move
>I said fastest because Lapras Frost Breath is slower.
that has to be the most retarded attempt at damage control I've ever seen

>>31047691
I'm not a spoofer, I just used to use Eevees for my mass Evo sprees and got too many Jolteons.

Don't even got a single Dragonite.

>>31045326
if that's even true, they probably ignore your reports by now due to your intense autism

>>31047479
it reflects the game accurately

>>31047694
Yes but it also explains why these threads are so slow and dead

>live in shit neighborhood
>can't go outside to play because of niggers

Why are they so violent? I just wanna catch pokes.

"ayo white boi, is that pokeyman? letme see dat 4 a sec i wanna catch a pikacu"

*runs off with my phone*

FUCK!

KEK

>>31022122
>>31022318

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You're all wrong.

Seadra is the best dragon killer.
Can't wait for Kingdras.

>went to my highschool class reunion
>span some pokestops on my way there, got my free incubator
>leftat 2:30am , span some more stops for the next free incubator
cool, now I don't have ro leave the house tomorrow/later today
>>31043575
fuck off
>>31047181
he makes vlogs and reads reddit thread tips
not sure how to feel about him but his content is usually p comfy tbqhwyfam
>>31047811
timezones

now if you'll excuse me I'm about to pass out

>>31047753
So you do piss in public while taking gyms? That's fucking pro! :^)

>>31047859
Kingdra is part dragon and will be countered by Dragonbreath though

>>31047927
it'll get stab on db so it balances out

How do you guys do gyms in general?

I have a few 2000+ Gyarados, Flareon, Vaporeon, Snorlax, Exeggutor, etc., that I drop into gyms but I have about 15 1400-1800 pokemon that I solely use for gym attacking. These are like Kingler, Sandslash, etc.

>>31047911
Do you not? My roommate and I drink a bunch of beers then go for a long walk (while still drinking) and piss behind random buildings.

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oooh baby

I'm feeling a Snorlax, a Lapras, a Chansey, and a perfect IV Togepi to top it off.

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>>31047911
It was just a figure of speech.

Just to say, Jolteon is a really solid Dgnite counter. Does the job fast n ez. No need to pull a muscle hatching Laprashits.

I have a 55% IV Lapras with FB/Blizzard and a 75% IV Lapras with Ice Shard/Ice Beam, both with the same CP. Which should I use my dust on? Looking for an attacker.

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>>31047977
>Jolteon is a really solid Dgnite counter
>does neutral damage
>only relevant resistance is to steel wing
>fast move is garbage
he's usable against it, not a counter though

>>31047977
Sorry, literally never heard that expression before. Pissing in public is a fetish of mine.
>>31047959
I can't squat without holding my knees. Trying to pee standing up is messy.

>>31048000
Spend it on the 75% IV

>>31044405
They mentioned compatibility with Sun and Moon and PKHex has "Pokemon GO" as a found locations. They're planning to do something right?

>>31048000
moves >> IVs for attackers

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>>31048034
>Thundershock
>Garbage
>Tap the screen as fast as you can to win:the game
>He only picks the slowest moves
I bet you eat the raw Hyper Beams too

Pokemon Go tiers:

Normie tier: Gyarados, Dragonite, Vaporeon

Meme tier: Ditto, Cloyster, Lapras

Patrician tier: Dewgong, Jolteon, Pidgeot

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>>31048220
Thundershock deals 5 damage every 0.6 seconds
So it's relatively weak while not being particularly fast.
Even water gun would deal more damage to a dragonite, despite not being effective. It's 0.1s quicker too.

To sum up, TS really is a garbage move

>>31042635
>>31042655
>>31042670
>>31042695
>>31042713
>>31042727

the op of this is completely reddit incarnate

>completely misses why people are spoofing
>pure reference based reddit memes
>niantic defense force
>'its not fair its not fair!'
>not even understanding the actual issues with the game
>'you can downvote me but I'm better than you!'

>>31047972
5 km:
Vulpix

10 km:
Magby (first)
Hitmonlee
Elekid (second)

All had shit IV's. Glad I now have all the babies, bummed I didn't get any of my wishes

>>31048351
>Using Vaporeon vs Dgnite
You must be masochist.

>>31048377
the downvote thing was a dead give away lol.

Is it me or are things harder to catch now? Everything has broken out and ran after 1 try. Even a 10cp Pidgey broke a ball.

>>31048518
basically any wall of text on here is from a reddit post though

>>31048489
that was just an example of how shitty thundershock is you dummy

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Event calendar.

>>31048555
What's in item pack 2?

>>31048555
the only thing interesting is increased starter spawns and thats only slightly interesting itself

>>31048529
just you

>>31048602
Lure, incense and balls.

>>31048602


>>31044389

>>31048540
No it's not because literally the only thing worth a shit with that move is Vaporeon.

Thundershock is thereby much better because not only is a fast fast move, it's also on Jolteon, and charges Thunder pretty fast too.

>>31048529
>10cp Pidgey broke a ball
The game detected abnormal activity. You probably got softbanned. A 10CP pidgey can't escape a pokeball.

>>31048772
Nah, I haven't been banned. But my GPS keeps bouncing around.

>>31048756
a water gun/blizzard seadra would deal more damage to a dragonite actually. That's how shitty thunder shock is.

>>31048756
Someone calc this to see which is better? Mobile shitposting sucks.

>dodging during battles

>>31044105

Wait what
How are you spoofing on an Iphone?

Please teach me

>>31044298

Picasso mindset

>>31048351

>evolve 4 magnemites
>all 4 magnetons have thunder shock/magnet bomb

>>31048875
Good luck Surviving anything with Seadra though

>>31048979
>battling

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Continuing the Chansey anon saga.

Still no fucking Chansey.

Got to level 30 yesterday so I will never care for xp or levels again. Gonna walk a little before work tomorrow with incenses that I have never used.

A Relaxo appeared 100 meters away from me 20 minutes ago but was inside a closed condo. Why live

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Why doesn't this game has any status yet? It would make the meta actually fucking nice and some Pokémon less useless, like Tentacruel. Has low CP but very high chances to poison wich could help him killing Pokémon during a fight

>>31048555
dat filename

>>31048982
Pokemon Go ++
Sideload it and you're gravy. Niantic can't trace it or nothin'.

>>31049066
Seadra's defensive stats aren't significantly lower than Jolteon's though.
Not that I'd actually use it against Dragonite. I'm just trying to explain why Thundershock is a bad move that shouldn't be used without super effectiveness (preferably double)

http://www.pokemongodb.net/2016/07/pokemon-moves-sorted-by-damage-per.html

>>31049219
Idk if it's weak, it's fast. I can tap as fast as I wish and still dodge the DP/DC on time from any Dgnite, then blast a Thunder.
The only Pokémon I won't dare throw a Jolteon at is a Snorlax and a Rhydon. Everything else is fair game.

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>tfw people doubt Jolteon can shizzle frizzle Dragonite next to me

>>31048297
>Jolteon
>Patrician
The other two I can agree with though, I still love my Dewgong post-nerf and Pidgeot has always been decent

>>31049877
Yeah too bad Pidgeot can't go over 2000k. It would kick so much butt.

Megas when. Speed stat when.

>>31049214

That name gives me 0 results anywhere I search for.
Does it need to be rooted?

>>31045158
How many nearby gyms you got there, senpai?

>>31048297
Mystic Scums tier: Chansey, Relaxo, Rhydon

4 Chanseys and 2 Relaxos?

Seriously, Mysticfags?

>>31049980
Nope. It might be under Pokemon Go++, but it does need to be sideloaded onto your device. It's only good for a week, but you can repeat the process once it expires.

Every time a potential holiday event is brought up on /r/TheSilphRoad, some non-American faggot has to chime in with "not everyone celebrates that holiday. There's more than just America, you know". Fucking ungrateful faggots. An event is an event. Enjoy it. As if you need to celebrate something to benefit from a game event.

Who has their Pikachu medal? I'm at 296 thanks to the santachu event.

I just emailed Nick to hopefully do one of those guest host episodes. If selected, I will give this general a shout out.

>>31050277

I'm getting a few ones but which program you use for sideloading?

>>31050456
please don't

>>31050280
Fuck the rest of the world

How do I snipe in tutuapp?

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>>31044164
Ha faggot needs to spoof

>>31049145
Lapras ran away!!!!

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>tfw muk might not come back in time to be powered up to 2500
At least hes on a top of gym. I hope I get him back someday.

>>31052679
>those moves
Nice, got one with those too. What are the IVs?

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>>31052725
15/14/10

Have a 98% I might work on getting candies for and praying for gunk shot if I don't get the other back

>>31047959
I pretty much only drop vaporeon in gyms, since they're all over 2k and I have so many of them I always have enough to use as attackers as well. They also have a lot of HP and are somewhat annoying to take down.

I have 3 gyms I consider local that don't change hands very often, I drop more interesting pokemon in those.

>>31048000
75%

>>31048297
What sort of weird tier list is this?

>>31052763
My 91% Muk rolled Lick/Gunk, worth powering up ?

which web scanner lets me scan fast in a wide area, like fastpokemap did before? iwht only one alt account

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>>31041824
>reminder that nick is an asshole
>his global dex video (not his) is the best video on his channel
>he doesnt like yuropoors
>video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuaKmI5ahjU
where the fuck is Zofingen?

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>>31054179
>aaron lives in rural alaska and is only one level behind nick, maybe he's llevel 29 now
>this swiss child is level 34 yet misses 85% of his throws
things that are beyond me

>>31042705
Getting fucking high with my friends and shitting on fat nerds irl, not over a screen anymore!

daily reminder to start spoofing guys, there's no fucking reason to don't do so, enjoy pogo from the comfort of your warm couch! start today and finally get all these rare pokemons

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>>31054179
>only one song
>level 34, walking slowpoke, can't throw for shit
>sees slowpoke and dratini on sightings
>battles gym instead
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?!?!?

also, Nick didn't upload his video cause he's Valor and not teamreddit

>>31042635
>>31042655
>>31042670
>>31042695
>>31042713
>>31042727

here are your "yous".
you're one giant cuck though.

>>31049944
Fuck megas. I don't want that faggoty ass shit in my pokemon. But tiers is what completely holds pokemon back.

>>31054281
Idk man, i feel like your missing out on sooo much...

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Post your eevee candies

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>>31054385

I spent like 600 eevee candy on my last evo spree because I needed more attackers.

>>31054356
>implying they will ever ban you if you don't teleport all around the world

>>31054385
Why did u favorite an eevee with shitty ivs?

>>31053816
Pokesear.ch. look in op

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>>31054453

>>31054712
>aqua tail
>powering that shit
how much of a cuck are you?

>>31054743
Not a bad defender. Does a lot of damage everytime u fail to dodge and takes a while to kill. It's like top 5 highest cp, why would I not max it out?

>>31054179
Why does Europe always look so sad?

>>31045678
i don't get why people hate twister. it's harder to dodge than hydropump and dragonpulse and bite is relatively weak anyway, so twister is the best you could get for defense and that's all gyarados is good for anyway, since for attacking you might as well use a vaporeon with STAB bonus

>>31054712
>only 100k stardust left
>not even a 3k mon
holy shit do you let your wife fuck black dudes while you watch?

>>31054832
>only 100k stardust left
>only

>tfw never have more than 6k dust because I spend it all immediately

>>31054848
how can you be so bad at the game...

the secret to being good at the game is conserving your resources while being as efficient as you can. all those legit lvl 37 players i know had been stockpiling pidgeys for month before the double xp event, event though nothing was announced prior. i bet you're buying gift boxes now as well kek

>>31054891
>bet you're buying gift boxes now as well kek
I don't have any coins lol

I was busy during the events so I couldn't play

>>31048297
shit taste tbqhwyfam
Jolteon, Arcanine and Snorlax best bros

>>31054891
>all those legit lvl 37 players i know
Spoiler: They didn't hit lv 37 because they were "smart" with hoarding Pidgeys.

>>31054771
Because it is bad.

>>31048000
for an attacker, frost breath obviously. the 75% is perfect for defending though, so i would power that up first and use cloyster and dewgong for attacking

>>31048036
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>31048603
nah double lure duration is good too. not like i'm going to buy any modules because of that, but a lot people will be and i'll just leech at that 5 pokestop hotspot at the river. hopefully get some dratinis or at least a couple of magikarps for a third gyarados

>>31050116
i think i'll just go ahead and report everyone with a chansey. i mean what are the odds they actually got one without cheating?

>>31055058
I got three without cheating.

>>31055122
scanning is cheating too

>>31055124
I got none because of scanners.

>>31055019
>nah double lure duration is good too
Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about that? I never use my lures.

>>31050116
I have 3 Chansey, 5 Snorlax, 3 Lapras, and guess what, I'm team mystic

>>31055122
I hatched 2 and got 1. But I'm level 33 and I'm rich autist who got nothing better to do than play games.

>>31055210
>I hatched 2 and got 1. But I'm level 33
Exactly the same for me, except I'm lvl 32.

>>31050374
47, I was at 3 before the event started

>>31054179
>he doesnt like yuropoors
he'd gladly suck off someone in a third world shitter like india, indonesia or the middle east tho

>>31055058
i think i'll just go ahead and call you a fag. i mean what are the odds you don't suck dick on a regular basis

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>>31055210
>>31055122
Lv31, I've hatched 2

>>31054179
I'm reporting this nigga

>>31043903
>Who the fuck wants to watch some twink brown kid eat chinese food
I'd love to eat out his chinese girl tbf

>>31054743
It's a 100% vape, as much as I hate them since they're so common, I'd power it up too

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>>31055058
Never spoofed a day in my life
I've sent like five with shit movesets to Willow's gulag too

in b4 404

>>31049538
nobody doubted that Jolteon can beat Dragonite, it's just that it doesn't do it particularly efficiently

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Thought I'd make one of these too.
I just caught my last baby pokemon today so all I gotta do is walk my togepi and I'll have all of the new gen 2 mons as well.
>tfw I'll never get a grimer
I feel like I MIGHT get a lapras one day at least.

>>31054743
AT vape is for people who know how to play, HP vape is for scrubs

>>31054743
>things non-battlers say

>>31048351
>TS really is a garbage move
>13 dps
>highest dps of its type
>can dodge anytime because of its short fast attack duration

The only drawback to Jolteon is its health. You picked the wrong thing to gripe about.

>>31055843
>highest dps of its type
Not that guy, I like Jolteon as an attacker, but that doesn't really say much when Electric type is generally shit.

>>31055889
I'll be over here two-for-one'ing these Gyarados, thanks

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>>31055843
>>13 dps
Wrong. It's 10.4 dps, stab included.
http://www.pokemongodb.net/2016/07/pokemon-moves-sorted-by-damage-per.html
>highest dps of its type
Wrong again. Spark deals 20% more damage and is still fast enough to not cause dodging problems.
TS is awfully underpowered.

>>31055924
You can "two-for-one'ing" them with a Vaporeon.

>>31054179
that was painful to watch

>>31055953
>wagging finger anime poster
>cites shitty-looking website with inaccuracies
>only looks at fast moves in a vacuum
>disregards how base stats factor in dps like a pleb

https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/highest-pokemon-dps-per-type

It's 13 dps.

Don't post in this thread again.

>>31055953
>>31056038

kek

based anon putting that anishit retard in the grave

how will it ever recover?

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>>31056038
>ad hominem
>"shitty looking site" has the same data as the one he links (https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/pokemon-move/thunder-shock)
>thinks the "stat-adjusted" dps matters in a discussion on how shitty the move is by default and how it holds Jolteon back
>talks about fighting Gya (which I acknowledged to be a good matchup) when the discussion was about fighting Dragonite from the beginning
>samefagging

>>31056208

>SEETHING

>>31056208
lol so fuckin mad

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>>31056208

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>>31056226
>>31056246
>lose argument
>proceed to project and samefag

>>31056208
please use a tripcode so I can filter you out

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>>31056247
>"look, I can post from my PC as well as from my phone"
it's honestly pretty sad

>>31056208
>>31056260
>>31056282

Not samefagging.

Just stop embarrassing yourself already.

>>31054179

That may be the worst video I have ever watched. Based Nick told that snow nigger to get fucked.

>>31056282
what's actually sad is all your damage control

>>31042728
What's even the point of getting rid of pidgey and ratata eggs if we still get weedles and damned caterpies?

Why's my 1k Seadra getting 28-29 pts per power up while my 2k+ Snorlax and Lapras are getting 48-49? Wtf?

>>31057266
Its the same number of power ups for every mon so in order to get them to 2500-3000+ cp they need to get more cp with every power up than mons with a max cp of 2000

>>31057266
Seadra is not a fully evolved mon.

>merry christmas here are some half assed special boxes

I have really low expectations but they keep disappointing me.

Lachlan's sister > Nick's sister

https://youtu.be/oUGamFdK2i0

>>31057464
Think about all those retards who though they were gonna get a gift for free on the 25th.

>>31057470

>thicc
>aussie

hhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg

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This appeared on my feed.
I blame you, fuck you all

>>31057624
I watch his vids just to fap to his gf

>snorlax appears 10 minutes away from my house
>not dressed or showered
>can't really be bothered getting it
Oh well~

I wish h3h3productions did pokemon go vids
that would be lit

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>>31041824
SO I just need those togepi candies for the entry dex, wish me luck

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>>31047691

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>>31057855
WEll fuck

>>31055756

>non-battlers

I'd kill myself if I were half as autistic as you.

>>31057470
stop shilling these retards on here
also wrong, nick's sister is hotter

>>31057762
can reddit just go

>>31058025

>posting a hot piece of ass is shilling

Nice try, reddit

>>31052679
Post your coords or at least the city and I'll get your Muk back.

>>31054681
He's 75% actually, i just use 60 as a place holder when i haven't checked ivs yet. There is more to it, just know i had my reasons

>People defending Thunder Shock
I want Niantic employees to leave.

>>31054666
Actually i wasnt implying that at all. I just feel like spoofers are missing out on all the fun....

>>31055058
I have never found a chansey in the wild, only ever hatched

Grimer, Muk, Koffing, & Weezing only spawn in ghetto parts of my city.

What did Niantic mean by this?

>>31058686
They're not hard to find, There's one in every Pokemon center.

>>31058757
If only, fuck you niantic

New Thread

>>31058812

New Thread

>>31058812

New Thread

>>31058812

>>31055019
>double lure duration
When's that part of event end? I have some lurebots

>>31042695
>Australian hip hop acts
>great
Enjoy iggy azalea you culture cuck

>>31047859
>DB /HP
>doesn't even halve it
nigga please

>>31049066
I thought thundershock charged up thunder faster and was better