/ef/ Eevee Friday

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caught a shiny eevee sos chaining last night but it's impish... any ideas for a good evo?

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>>30980719
I guess you'll have to weigh it between which shiny you like and what the nature (+def/-sp. atk) benefits.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS ASSHOLES

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>>30980743
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKER

>>30980738
i was thinking the nature would best suit leafeon, i've never had one before but always liked it's design. the only problem, shiny's a bit plain

>>30980795
umbreon

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>>30980795
Yep, that was the first Eeveelution to spring to mind when I saw the nature, but the shiny is pretty meh.

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Meanwhile, in Alola...

>>30980697

G > E > F > U > J > L > S > V

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>>30982907
>S that low

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>>30982907
>Sylveon that low
COME HERE BITCH

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>tfw can't meme in the Battle Tree with Hyper Voice Sylveon
I want to believe that we can transfer Pokémon that exist in ORAS but originated in SM to ORAS for move tutoring, but I highly doubt it.

>>>/trash/

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>>30982907

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>>>/b/

>>30985847
Nice coke nail

>>30985906
I didn't make that, also the other nail in that image is also long so that's either a slob or a guitar player

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Smug Espon is Smuggy

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I love my jolteon

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>>30986754
Jolteon's my favorite

Also, is that a shiny or just a trick of the light?

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>>30987115
he's a shiny, and I agree. I had plenty of options for the evolution but had to pick joltoen. don't regret it for a moment.

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Merry Christmas anons, I'll probably be too busy normalfagging it up to dump much Eevee this weekend

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>>30986754
I've had one of those furry lemons as my ace in every playthrough and I don't give a single fuck

It's like 30 levels ahead of everything else in my XY save from using it to train shitmons

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this thread needs more cuddling
pls assist

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>>30988153
Here you go.
And it even includes a lewd Jolteon as a bonus.

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>>30982907
>Espeon that high
I can take this ranking

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>>30988702
That was unexpected

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>>30980719
thats a perfect umbreon anon

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Can someone give me the sauce on this?

I'm sick of not knowing where this smug fuck is from

>>30989403
oversexed eeveelutions

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>>30989403
Come on man, OE is like degeneracy 101.

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>>30980743
Merry Christmas.

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>>30980743
happy holiday season my sweet, sweet vegetabortion

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Merry Christmas /ef/!
I got you a Leafeon, hope you like them!

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>>30992283
I love it!

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>>30992283
Thanks, anon!
Man, I wish I could get a real Leafeon for Christmas. Or any eeveelution, really.

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>>30992283
It's not Christmas without the traditional Christmas Salad

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>>30992283
Nice, now I don't have to make anything for Christmas Eve tomorrow.

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Naughty Umbreon playing Naughty games :3

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floofy or sqishy?

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>>30993476
__both_

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>>30993476
mofumofu > munimuni

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>>30980743
Merry Xmas

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>>30994181
Merry X-mas to you too.

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I swear, this artist has itchings to make lewds

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>>30996440

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>>30996418
He's got a pixiv. Maybe he already has and you're looking in the wrong place.

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>>30994181
> x

B-BLUE BOARD

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>>30996546
But x's exist in the anime now, surely they're allowed here too

>>30996255
>>30996281
>>30996315
>>30996339
>>30996418
>>30996440
>>30996522
Something about this guy's artstyle irritates me, I don't know if it's the bloomy in-your-face pastel colors, the fact that everything has navels for no reason, or that someone posts it in every Eevee thread

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QUICK
I'm not going to have internet access for a good bit, so someone recommend me some Eeveelution related fics they know are good I don't mind for lewd ones either

>>30996522
ofuk

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>>30996612
Check out If I Were Just A Little Braver and A Little Tête-à-Tête.

>>30996612
Why don't you get a book instead or play a videogame?

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>>30996612
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11730004/1/Little-Blue-Devil

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>>30996746
I knew someone would post this

>>30994782
"Hey, I'm the next customer."
"Oh, sorry."

>>30996994
This artist clearly has a bellybutton fetish.

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>>30997059
This looks familiar
>>30996440

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>>30997214

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Is ice dog best?

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>>30996418
>Chilly dog

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>>30997419
Ok you win, you made me chuckle

>>30997493
What the fuck
Is this some sort of sfw masochist guro shit?

I want to marry a Sylveon

>>30997580
marry me, anon

>>30997580
Only the boundaries of reality can stop you
Oh wait

>>30997546
It's fucking water dude, by your logic, drinking a glass of water is vore

>>30997717
I'm only pretending to be retarded
It's joke

>>30997717
I want to drink Vaporeon.

>>30997493
"I feel...so overwhelmed..."
*splop, splop*
"Ah!"
*squish*
"I'm doin' it again..."
*plap*
"Ker-chop!"

>>30997777
>ywn force Vaporeon to turn into water
>ywn butt-chug them
>ywn forget about it as they attempt to reform inside your stomach while you're jerking it later in the day
>ywn be just about to cum just as your Vaporeon bursts from your stomach in a shower of gore and entrails, now poison type.
>ywn fire off into their moist cunny with your last breath as you die of blood loss, impregnating them through sheer willpower and the mutable nature of the Eevee genome
>ywn see the ahegao of a poison-type vaporeon with your seed leaking out of her as you slowly fade away
Continue? (Y/N)

>>30998026
I heard this before.

>>30998099
A similar copypasta was in an /ef/ thread sometime in October. I am not that anon that posted that one, but I saw it, and wrote another one in notepad to post, but the thread died before then.
The question still remains if anyone wants to see more.

>>30998149
I want you to evaluate you life choices.

>>30998026
why

>>30998149
it's a no for me dog

>>30998026
Y

>>30998236
>>30998258
A tie!

>>30998261
>>30998275
Shit I fucked it up

Ys
>>30998206
>>30998258

N
>>30998236

>>30998288
YWN 2:
>YWN sneak up on your Vaporeon when they're asleep
>YWN flop into them and give them a nice deep hug
>YWN feel their slippery body against your own
It's so...smooth...and warm...
>YWN become slowly aroused
>YWN just sort of gently slip it into her butt
>YWN cover her mouth as she wakes up so she doesn't scream
>YWN finish in her butt as she slowly begins to fall asleep again
"Vap...Vapoooorrr..." she croons.
>YWN watch what looks like a smile creep over her small face
--
>YWN force your Vaporeon to turn into water
>YWN drink her
>YWN feel her attempting to reform inside of your stomach and failing
>YWN feel a bit weird when you're jerking it later
>YWN feel hornier than usual
>YWN cum out Vaporeon
>YWN be sounded as she reforms while emerging from your dick
>YWN create a pudgy semen-Vaporeon
>YWN finish in a pudgy semen-Vaporeon
>YWN make human-Vaporeon hybrid kids
>YWN integrate into society
>YWN advance science with your sentient semen-Vaporeon wife and children's help
>YWN be remembered for your contributions to society
>YWN die as you lived, balls deep in your wife

>>30998800
Fuck

>>30998800
that's absolutely degenerate
please cease the sushi abuse
>tfw we already reached the image limit so I can't even fight it

>>30998800
Muh dicke

>>30998800
Continue.
And nice triple dubs.

>>30998904
>triple dubs
Truly, I've been smiled on by a higher power.
Vaporeon YWN #3:
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>YWN be watching Netflix with your Vaporeon
It's some cheesy old science-fiction movie you were watching to fall asleep, at least initially, but you, out of laziness, didn't reach for the remote to cancel the recommended film from playing and you've fallen down the rabbit hole.

>YWN become aroused for no reason
>YWN just kinda slip your hands into your pants and start jerking it, almost without thinking at first, but really getting into it.

Vaporeon, who had almost fallen asleep herself at that point, began to pick up on the scent of your arousal as it began to bloom out from under the semi-threadbare comforter.

She sees you, and her eyes begin to cloud with lust. You are lost in your own mind as you get closer and closer.

She slithers over to you, under the blanket, and prods at your member.

You notice, but are unsure, until she bumps your hand away and engulfs it with her mouth.
>YWN be given a blowjob by your Vaporeon
Her eyes close as she begins. You were close already, so it doesn't take her long to get the feeling back.
This is better than anything else! It feels as though you're being stroked by myriad inhumanly small hands.
>YWN feel her begin to liquify as you get closer to cumming
"Nggghhh, n-no, d-don't! I-i'm so c-close!"
Or at least you think so. The movie has left your mind now, totally consumed by the most painful arousal you've ever had in your life.
She begins to tongue at your glans as she forces her liquefying self into your...urethra?
You can't describe it, but it feels as though you're being jerked off from the inside, as she slithers into you even more.
>YWN be simultaneously sounded and edged by your horny vaporeon
It's the best and the worst high you've ever had, and it feels like it's gone on for hours. The only thing you're aware of is her mouth around your cock and her liquid tongue stroking parts of you
(continued)

>>30999548
(continued)
that you didn't think could be stroked, in the slow, methodical manner of a professional. After this excruciating eternity, you feel an orgasm building within your balls. She looks at you. You look at her. It's as though her eyes are begging for it. So you do.

She clamps down firmly on your rod. You release your pent-up load, painting the inside of her throat and mouth white with your seed.

The last thing you see is your semen dribbling in weak rivulets from her mouth, over your blanket, pants, couch... Damn. That is the hottest thing you've ever seen

But you don't care. It felt too good to be bad, you think, as you begin to fall asleep, exhausted.

>>30999608
This is really, really good.

>>30998800
>>30999548
>>30999608
Damn that hot... Keep Going