ITT: Give yourself Pokemon stats and measure your worth

>>30771808
82
95
90
60
10
94

I'm not very smart. And lack any sort of confidence. But that's why I started going to the gym and know my attack stat.

>>30771808
Defense and Special Defense are the same thing retard.

Also literally no human would any Special Attack stat because you need to shoot energy blast and shit for that.
>HURR BEING ABLE TO TAKE AN ENERGY BLAST IS DIFFERENT FROM PUNCHED IN THE FACE

HP: 70
ATTACK: 40
DEFENSE: 50
SP ATTACK: 95
SP DEFENSE: 120
SPEED: 110

92
20
35
55
15
78

>>30771808
SpA should be
70 + 2(IQ - 100)

>>30772006
130
110
55
92
55
47

>>30771958
>defense and special defense are the same thing retard

there are Pokemon with special defense stats different from their defense stats... That's really all that needs to be said. Your headcanon directly contradicts canon.

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>>30771808
>HP
70
>Attack
20
>Defense
60
>Sp.Atk
93
>Sp.Def
50
>Speed
American here. Wtf is a meter?
I don't run often. So I'l say... 85.

tfw you're a shitmon

HP 120
ATT 118
DEF 60
SP.A 115
SP.D 80
SPEED 75

Im a smart fatty, bit strong, and self assured. Im not fast. At all.

>>30771808
80
145
102
90
90
80

Would you use me or am i too slow

>>30771808
HP: 88
Atk: 130
Def: 102
S. Atk: 95
S. Def: 100
Speed: 113

Tfw Ubers. ;)

140
170
30
60
100
60
Ability would definitely be natural cure

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>>30771808
75
135
150
110
70
120

>tfw top tier

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>>30771808
0
0
0
0
0
500

>>30771808
OP here

>HP
67.25 (gotta bulk more)
>Attack
106.25
>Defense
84
>Sp. Atk
110 (3.2 GPA in college, STEM major)
>Sp. Def
120
>Speed
90ish I guess

>>30772028
Then people would just use some shitty online IQ test to say they have an IQ over 150

>>30772112
>240lbs
>can do 5 pullups
Honestly impressive for a fatty
>that max bench
You should be able to bench way more if your arms are strong enough to pull your weight up, unless your biceps are disproportionately stronger than your triceps

>Hp: 90
>Atk: 20
>Def: 36
>Sp.Atk: 80
>Sp.Def: 30
>Spe: 75
>tfw shitmon

>>30772360
u could evolve :)

>>30772377
t-thanks for the hope

>>30772416
hit the gym, it's never too late to start

SS+gomad to get big and strong
or
bodyweight (chinups [assisted if you're 2weak], pushups, rows, etc.) to gain some beginner strength quickly

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58
70
150
104 (using this anons formula >>30772028)
160
90

Hey I'm actually pretty good, wasn't expecting that.

>>30771808
HP: 60
Attack: 20
Defense: 42/100
SpA: 125
SpDef: 110
Speed: 120

I offered two options for Def, the former going by OP's criteria but I took a storey-high fall once and immediately got back up, and can do the mabu stance for 5 minutes straight. I'm not really an upper body person. 125 SpA because I took an IQ test at a mental institution that rated me around 120?? I kind of forgot, but I learn and apply very quickly.

I'm either a shitty UU glass cannon or potential top-tier OU material, lmfao

>>30771808
Speed here seems a bit too easy.

>>30771808
>HP
88
>ATK
151.25
>DEF
108
>SP. ATK
110
My grades were good for my BSI, but I had to work hard for them. Wasn't like those whizz kids that barely had to try.
>SpDEF
120
Assuming 120 is the max cap
>Speed
I have no idea what my 100 meter dash is. Most military shit in general is endurance based.

I like this format where there's something to go off instead of just random numbers. I feel like ATK should be an average of a few different exercises targeting different muscles, though. Mine seems too high and ridiculous when I start to think about the fact that I know people who would have 200+ ATK. That's ludicrous for a pokemon.

>>30772742
>Mine seems too high and ridiculous when I start to think about the fact that I know people who would have 200+ ATK
You might feel like tons of people are strong if you know a lot of people who work out, but in the grand scheme of things these people are as much of a percentage of the human population as legendary Pokemon are, maybe less

>>30772603
>those Alakazam tier stats

Eat more and hit the gym friend

>>30771808
>HP
82
>ATK
65
>DEF
90
>SpA
75
>SpD
40
>Spe
70

I'm basically a shitmon, the only reason some of my stats are even above 60 is because I've been trying to get into shape for the past couple months since I wanted to eat whatever I want within reason and without getting diabetes.

>>30771808
HP: 55
Attack: 125
Defense: 150
Special Attack: 100
Special Defense: 85
Speed: 110

>>30773471
>110 lbs bodyweight
>140lbs bench press
thank you hungry skeleton

>HP
140
>ATK
35
>DEF
110
>SpA
100
>SpD
110
>Spe
75

35
20
78
85
50
85

>tfw asthmatic manlet shitmon

I don't think Id make a good mon. Atleast my bst is in 500s.
HP:45
Atk: 163
Def: 120
Sp.A: 100
Sp.D: 25
Spe: 75
>Shit Hp, no SpD
Used to be in better shape. Gotten soft this last year or so.

>>30771808
HP: 42 (-20 for asthma)
Attack: 20
Defense: 54
Sp. Atk: 90
Sp. Def: 20
Speed: 90
tfw LC

46 HP
40 ATK
60 DEF
140 SpA
120 SpD
120 Spe

Not bad

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>HP
50 (-20 hp for being a manlet)
>ATK
170
>DEF
102
>Sp.A
60
>Sp.D
30
>SPD
111

>There's people in this thread who are <500 BST shitmons

>80/148/84/100/60/100

Sweeper here. You made the attack stat a bit too easy tbo, anyone who lifts even casually can get a decent bench press. I'd make it .5x because anyone who regularly lifts is going to make Buzzwole look DYEL

>>30771958
>being shit at a debate or argument is the same thing as bit shit in a fist fight
>thinking critically is the same as being physically strong

I'm going to assume your special attack is 6

Everytime we had this kind of thread years ago everybody was giving themselves high Special Attack

>>30771808
HP : 105
Attack : 80
Def : 66
Sp. Atk : 150 (Courtesy : >>30772028 . GPA above 3.5)
Sp. Def : 100
Speed : 75

Can we also give ourselves ability and type?
S-so how's my stats?

>>30774235
this tbqh, and i think 20 is a little too low for non-lifters unless you're 100% skelly mode

>>30774299
I'd use you on my team anytime anon ;)

>>30771808
>HP
66
>Att
20
>Def
42
>SpAtt
100
>SpDef
60
>Spd
100

I'm a thin fuck

>>30771808
>HP: 118
237lbs this morning.
>Att: 267
330lbs last month for a single, after a 308 triple.
>Def: 102
12 pullups last time I did them for AMRAP. Shit is hard when you're heavyweight.
>Sp. Att: 130?
Tested for WAIS 5 years ago, came out at 145, have two published articles in journals with an Impact Factor in population genetics.
>Sp. Def: 50
It's easy as fuck to make me do shit. It's how I ended up in fucking academia for 3 years.
>Speed: IDGAF
Cardio kills gains, bro.
Last time somebody measured my 100m time was 15 years ago, when I was 80lbs lighter.
I propably could run a 12second 100m, but i'm not gonna try, my joints will kill me.
I just do hill sprints now.

Hp:58
Attack:60
Defense:72
Sp.Attack:110
Sp.Defense:110
Speed:87

>>30771808
56 HP
20 Attack
42 Defense
105 Special Attack
90 Special Defense
107 Speed

Being a girl sucks. At least having brains helps somehow.

Shouldn't Sp.atk just be iq tho

> HP
185

> attack
0

> defense
0

> special attack
95

> special defense
50

> speed
0

>>30774493
Oh and SpAtt should be a fucking 160, according to >>30772028

I have a shitty movepool though. Childhood injury gave me a knee that gives out if I try to dance for more than 5 minutes.
Built for outboxing, but can't outbox, passion for judo, but can't fucking grapple (long limbs, weak joints).

I'm the Slaking/Regigas/Archeops/Wishiwashi mon. Fucking normal type too, since I can't even punch shit, without doing horrible things to my wrist joints.

>>30774572
a...are you in a wheelchair?

>>30774617
>that's not a couch he's sitting on.

>68 HP
>95 Atk
>78 HP
>100 SpA
>110 SpD
>115 Spe (I'm fairly fast)

I feel like if I had designer shades and good typing I'd be a decent threat. I live in Alaska and am really loud, so I feel like I'd get Refrigerate + Hyper Voice or at least Uproar

>>30774432
If we count >>30772028 then 192 SpAtk

>tfw special glass cannon

>>30774617
In a bed wrapped in comforters.

>>30774282
Not really suprising, as even idiots tend to think they're intelligent.
Most numbers assigned in SpA should be divided divided by 0.7 for fair measure. Or some kind of calcularion formula should be used, like base number + rounded high school degree * constant + constant * college degree + extra for publishing articles or any major achievement + et cetera et cetera

143 (yes i am a fat fuck)
80 if kg, 152 if lbs (and 80kg isnt that much)
30
85
60
50

i might be a somewhat useful trickroom tank if i dont get hit by a SE phys move

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interesting thread

>hp
90
>atk
185
>def
90
>sp atk
100
>sp def
90
>speed
80 I'm guessing this because I do 5k runs not sprints, and I'm not very fast at those

>>30774708
>161 iq
You're lying, nobody that smart ever comes here

>>30772059
>wtf is a meter?

>>30774869
>Though it was IQ+70+2
My bad, it's 92

99
90
60
80
100
115

Meh, I used to be fast but then I discovered I love food.

>>30771808
Anoneon
Type: Electric/Fight (based off that music preference chart)
>65 HP
>45 Attack
>90 Def
>115 SpAttack
>105 SpDef
>120 Speed
Base stat total 540

>Nature: Bold (shit nature but I{m being realistic)
>Abilities: Infiltrator, Lightning Rod HA: Technician

Like a bulkier Jolteon or a faster, but more frail Raikou

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>>30771808
Stopped reading when i found my attack was over 213, you guys must really be pussies

>>30775896
>e-statting
>on the pokemon board
>of 4chan

pathetic

>>30776107
>implying i even know what you nerds mean by e-statting
Yeah you can fuck off fag

>>30774493
>>30775896
Get on my level, pleb.

HP: 85
Attack: 102
Defense: 110
Spec.Attack: 85
Spec.Defense: 50
Speed: 66
OU when?

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>>30771808
HP: 72
ATK: 86
DEF: 36
SP ATK: 50
SP DEF: 130
SPD: 94

Nature: Careful (since I don't jump into something without thinking it throughout)

Base stat total: 468
Damn, I need a mega

>>30771808
I like this.
If I could somehow math this stuff, I would do it as:
>HP
how close you are to your ideal BMI; how long you can perform physical activities; poison and disease resistance

>Attack
I would argue that upper body strength is not the only source of power, but I think your math stat is solid

>Defense
physical constitution (bone density, body fat, muscular integrity)

>Sp. Atk
Willpower combined with how smart you are (how hard you would shoot the energy + where you know to hit it to make it hurt the most)

>Sp. Def
courage, intelligence, wisdom, willpower (the ability to resist fear, being armed with knowledge that can help you survive, knowing what's best for yourself, resisting opposing willpower)

>Speed
dexterity, reaction time, reflexes, movement speed (you could do the reaction test with the ruler to test your reaction time)

so there's my $0.02, but unlike you I ain't got solid math other than reaction time

I did it but my stats seem pretty ridiculous. I thinks the criteria could be better.

HP: 95
Attack: 218
Defense: 120
Special Attack: 100? (Graduated with biology degree and 3.97 GPA)
Special Defense: 40 (I'm sensitive and easily shook up)
Speed: 50

Pretty much if you work out and do well in school your stats will be broken.

>>30778454
*I think

>>30778232
Yeah I like this idea, I feel like more abstract qualities are better.

>>30771808
Joke's on you, OP, I don't need to stat myself to know I have no worth.

>>30771808
>HP: 92
Fairly average bulk for a 5'11 frame

>Atk: 95
Bench pressed 100 last time I went to the gym. Nothing impressive here

>Def: 66
I need to maybe go to the gym more often

>SpA: 50
Tfw too broke for school

>SpD: 90
I'd like to think I have some pretty good mental fortitude. Pretty comfortable with myself, so I'm certainly not lacking in the confidence department

>Spe: 70
Haven't been running in forever so I'm just gonna go ahead and give myself something mediocre

I'm a typical Alola shitmon.

HP: 116
Attack:186
Defense : 110
Sp. Attack: 75. Maybe a little less
Sp. Defense: 80
Speed: 43

Rip my slow fatass.
Also, I think I calculated Attack wrong. It's max benchpress in lb times 0.75, right?

>>30771808

85/180/90/100/100/125

Leave Ubers to me!

>>30778490
Unfortunately, OP has actual math for stats except Sp. Def.
If you were to put Pokemon into DnD stats, it would be:
HP=CON
Atk=STR
Def=CON
Sp.Atk=INT
Sp.Def=WIS
Speed=DEX
CHA would rely on whatever relevant moves and abilities it has

>>30771808
>so for example if you're a STEM major give yourself a decent score, even moreso if you are getting or received when you were still in college a high GPA. Average would be 80, very high would be 120, etc
As a PhD in STEM, I'm not really digging the STEM bias. There are loads of idiots in these fields that can't intelligently discuss about anything beyond their science specialty.

Regardless...

HP: 79
Attack: 121
Defense: 66
Sp. Attack: 120
Sp. Defense: 100
Speed: 75

BST: 561. Shit speed tier, shit defense. RU/UU 4evr

>>30771808
>35
>10 taking 10 off because im fucking weak
>150
>120
>100
>120

am i a supersonic shuckle?

HP: 60
Atk: 45
Def: 90
Sp. Atk: 70
Sp. Def: 80
Speed: 45

Please let me be a simple base form, good God above please allow me to evolve into something better than Scyther

>>30771808
HP 120
ATK 95
DEF 42
SP. ATK 110
SP. DEF 140
SPD 50

Not entirely sure if they're 100% fair- without number crunch, I'd say that, in order from highest to lowest, it should be
Sp.Def, Sp. Atk, HP, Atk, Speed, Def, where speed and defense are garbage but the special stats are decently high, and HP and attack are decent enough.

>>30771808
>HP: 85
>Attack: 188
>Defense: 102
>Sp. Atk: 95
>Sp. Def: 60
>Speed: 90

>>30778780
Thank you hungry skeleton

>>30778895
Attack is almost assuredly lower than it should be, I haven't owned or been around a bench in years and I'm 2poor for a gym membership. I have little doubt I could go higher, but I'm no good at guesswork and I don't want to come off as thinking I'm hot shit, because I'm really not.

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>>30771808
84
30
36
100
87
130

I need to make time to work out more, school is killing me

HP: 80
Atk: 189
Def: 210
SpA: 100
SpD: 100
Spe: 136

815 BST. I am broken as hell

>all these huge attack stats
>>>/fit/

>>30771808
HP 98
ATK 226
DEF 138
SpA 150
SpD 100
SPE 111

Kinda wonky.

>>30779077
What's your movepool like? I'd love to use you in AG.

>>30771808
hp: 149 (yup, fat as fuck, surprisingly no health complications)
atk: 20 been forever since I benched anything
def: 60
sp atk: maybe 120, always was above 3.5 GPA, did STEM then swapped to medical data stuff
sp def: 80
spd: 50 or less iirc.

I'm basically oranguru with more hp and slightly less defense... trick room time.

>>30771808
HP: 130
Att: 95
Def: 42
SpA: 105
SpD: 90
Speed: 60

I get an evolution or mega one day...right?

>>30771808


>HP
115

>Attack
152

>Defence
90

>Special Attack
80-90 I guess. I learn things quite quickly

>Special Defence
50

>Speed
Never sprint 100m. I do endurance when I do cardio. Let's just guess around 80

>>30771808
HP: 70
Attack: 20
Defense:120
Sp. Atk: 80
Sp. Def: 90
Speed: 125

>>30771808
HP 85
Attack 132
Defense 54
Special Attack 105
Special Defense 95
Speed 115

Am I a good poke, or a shitmon?

>>30771808
HP:110
Attack:130
Defense: 120
SpA: 70
SpDef: 90
Speed: 65

Well that balanced a lot better than expected

hp 80
atk 190
def 120
spatk 100
spdef 80
speed idk lol

145
190
30
135
25
89

Min maxed to shit lol, think I'm like a better Wailord that can go mixed. Could be viable as a wall breaker or at least UU abusing scarf + bonkers atacking stats

>>30771808
HP: 60
Atk: 114
Def: 140
SpA: 110 (I barely study in law school)
SpD: 90 (Not confident, but cool under pressure and stable emotionally)
Spe: 120

>>30771808
>HP: 52
>ATK: 20
>DEF: 90
>Sp.ATK: 100
>Sp.DEF: 30
>SPE: 136

>428 BST
eugh.

>>30771808
50
20
30
100
50
20

Chronic illness.

>>30771808
HP: 130
Atk: 95(No idea to calculate this but max benchpress is 286lbs)
Def: 54
SAtk: 77(Never done any education so use IQ instead)
SDef: 90
Spe: 125

>>30772639
A sprint is the only way to measure it, all other kinds running based on stamina can't be compared.

>>30772639
>>30780059
What about dexterity and reaction time? Alakazam is probably slow as fuck as far as movement, but he is so smart and powerful that he can strike hard telekinetically.

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>>30771808
95 HP
20 attack
50 defense
100 SP attack
90 Sp defense
Probably low ish speed

I'm a semi-bulky shit-mon

Give me Analytic and Ghost/Normal typing, I die easily to physical moves

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80
151
150
100
80
100
What does this mean

Here we go

75
135
100
100
60
130

I'm a Pseudo bitches.

>>30771808
80
162
90
90
95
50

I can deal with this....now which pokemon are my stats closest to????

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>>30774942
amerifat here

theres no way anon doesnt know what a meter is, it has to be a joke

we use both imperial and metric systems here

Hp- 82
Atk- 50
Def-30
Spatk- 90
Spdef- 75
Spd- 87

I'm a Shitmon

>>30780141
>High dexterity
Has agility in their movepool.
>Quick reaction time
Can't think of much that would fit quick reaction time, it doesn't fit speed stats because speed is about moving the body in one directing.

120
245
30
50
90
Idk 50
Wtf did I do something wrong with my attack? Max bench is 300lbs

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>>30780415
>Max bench is 300lbs

>>30771808
HP: 106
ATK: 35
DEF: 36
SPATK: 107
SPDEF: 95
SPD: 100

How does a bachelor's in a STEM field with shitty grades equate?

>>30771808
>hp
92
>attack
20
>defense
30
>sp.Atk
85
>sp.def
70
>speed
10

Shitmon status. Not athletic and not good at school. Don't really care anyway.

>>30771808
HP 70
Attack 80
Defense 120
Sp. Atk 105
Sp. Def 100
Speed 130

>>30771808
HP 66
Attack 20
Defense 30
Sp.Atk 70
Sp.Def 120
Speed 25

W-well, at least I have better special defense than sunkern...
Also, my ability pobably would be Defeatist. Sounds great.

>>30771808
HP: 60
ATK: 95
DEF: 48
SPA: 95
SPD: 130
SPE: 70

>I have stupid health issues, so low HP
>Last I remember, I could bench 100
>I can't do pull-ups, 3 at the most
>I'm decently smart
>I'm actually really good at not letting things affect me
>I'm sort of fast?

This was fun

>>30780462
I've played football since I was 11, wrestled in high school and was also a captain of our Olympic style weightlifting team. My senior year I maxed at 300 for bench, 225 for clean and jerk, and around 430 for back squating

HP: 60
Attack: 50
Defense: 60
Sp. Atk: 70
Sp. Def: 40
Speed: 105

Well, even this world requires a Luvdisc.

>>30780462
300 lbs isn't impossible, it's just uncommon

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>makes system
>"Well we can't measure this so give yourself random numbers."

>>30781341
tbf, isn't that how real life IQ tests work anyway?

99
120
120
130
120
142

It is true

I could write the maths and reasons and that stuff, but I don't need to

I am better than arceus, and my ability is protean.

>>30771808
78
20
30
100
110

>>30771808
75
140
102
100
1
115

WE WUZ GLASS CANNONS

>>30781365
no you fucking idiot

>>30782390
So you're super strong, super tough, super smart, and super fast, but you're a beta bitch who lets people walk all over you?

>>30782410
>which square is different lol
>can u see this color
>how many lines are in this triangle

>HMMMM, YOUR IQ IS 101

ya ok

>>30771808
Atk: 135
Def: 90
Sp Atk : 152
Sp Def : 80
Speed : 120
Not even buff, just athletic.
Got an IQ of 152 too.

>>30783165
74 HP too

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>>30771808
>20 + 0.75x your max bench press
Its in Libs, right?

Also:
65 - HP
92 - Attack
60 - Defense
95 - SpAtk
10 - SpDef
80 - Speed

A goodanm glass canon. I like it.

>>30781341
Looks like you have 5 SpDef.