Guzma Thread II

>>30383231
Is writeanon here?

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Second for loving my boi

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I neec to know this, please.
Would Guzma have an Albertsons piercing on his cock
And can you put that piercing on a dildo? Can I take it to a shop and have them do it cheaper than average price, since it's not a person?

>>30383231
>Guzma uses golf clubs
>Kahili uses golf clubs
>birds eat bugs
Is this a ship?

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>>30383318
I don't think he comes of as a person with piercings. He doesn't have any visible ones.

>>30383318
don't think he'd have one

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>>30383318
Shocking vibrator femanon buying a 'realistic' dildo, is that you

>>30383374
probably is her
moving skin, how disgusting

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>>30383361
>>30383366
Ah, I see.
>>30383374
Yes.
>>30383398
I thought it'd be a nice touch. Like extra meat.
But glad to hear about the piercing thing. That saves me money although I'm curious about those dick piercings recently.

>>30383460
I want to kiss him in this position!

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>>30383488
Who wouldn't kiss him in that position?

>>30383462
Been with a girl with a clit piercing once. Really annoying during sex, hair and skin got caught in there easily. I imagine one on the dick being just as bad, but everyone has their preferences.

>>30383549

>YWN have the Guzman gently drag you to the floor to embrace you after a long day's work defending your E4 Title
>YWN nuzzle into his chest and inhale his musk
>YWN fall asleep in his arms

Why live?

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>>30383614
Anon, what the fuck

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>>30383614
Anon...

>>30383549
I want to feel his heart pound against my cheek.
>>30383637
You're making me yearn for him more.

>>30383614
technically, i've seen onaholes with tongues in them, but none that move
>body pillows
hope you live by yourself anon

>>30383637
Now I need a short fanfic about this to compensete the fact that it will never happen to me.

>>30383710
I'm alone a lot of times. Probably X out the pillow, but I need a Guzma dildo for sure.

>>30383710
Is there something wrong with it? Can't the covers be changed or taken off when not needed or using it as a normal pillow?

>>30383852
That's what I'm saying.

>Nanu tells you that he'll collect your remains and send them home if something happens to you in Po Town
>It can't be that bad
>You enter
>"ORGY IN MY ROOM, COME IN"
>Grunts comparing pokesonas in the hallways
>Other grunts are sharing their sexual fantasies
>"Dude, dude, I heard Grunt X managed to fit TWO dicks in his mouth
>The doors suddenly slam open
>It's Guzma, pointing his thumb at himself, grinning widely
>"WHO WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOY FIT A GOLISOPOD DICK ALL THE WAY INSIDE?"
>You promptly leave Po Town

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>>30383460
>Guzma does this
>You do the same in response
>He snarls and leans in further
>So do you
>You glacially move towards each other until your faces are inches from each other
>Mutually realize this has transformed from an intimidation tactic into gay chicken or straight chicken, if that's a thing

I thought I had seen the worst but damn some of y'all need Jesus.

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>>30383879
>100$
Ouch. I don't know anon, it was just an idea that popped in my mind while reading the thread. Also I remembered other anon's vibrator smoking and exploding few threads back, so I'm not sure if it's safe to use vibrating toys at all. You have a wild imagination, I give you that.

>Hala is referred to by an NPC as being very traditional in the past
>This only changed when one of his furious Expressions made little Hau cry.
I wonder if Hala noticed Guzma was being abused but ignored it because of the old "If a parent's hitting their child it's not abuse, it's punishment/I have no say in how another person raises their child" mindset

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I'll go ahead and repost this from the last thread because I'd really like to discuss some fluffy Guzma!

I like to think that Guzma has a soft spot for small, cute and seemingly weak things like Wimpod but he'd never admit it...
>I'll never be defeated by a bunch of team skull grunts in a pokemon battle and be brought before Guzma
>Burst into tears and a trembling mess when he leans forward and yells
>He falls silent and orders everyone out of the room, grunts figure he's going to beat me up
>He makes me a warm cup of tapu cocoa instead while muttering "'ya stupid" and the like while avoiding eyecontact so he won't scare me or get flustered

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>>30383934
You think Guzma's from a Texas region? Because I say y'all a lot and am from Texas. gimmie some of that Country Cock

>>30383934
Not even he could release me from my boi

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>>30383934
Here, have some.

>>30383979
I'm that same anon, and it was $9. So maybe that's why I got a shocking surprise. I like them, but don't want it too cheap 'cuz that smarts!

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>>30383929
Kind of like this?

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Popular nickname for giant isopods in Japan: Gusoku-tan.

Guzma and Gusoku-tan. He probably sends little Wimpod emotes in his texts to his boys.

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>>30384041
Oh! I see.
I don't know what they promised with the toy, but if it's too good to be true, it usually is. Hope you didn't get bruises or other damages, because that's scary.

>>30384007
there aint no butter in that, just a bunch of sewing threads and needles. country crock is exactly what it is, tub of bullshit

>>30384007
I'm actually from Virginia but, like, an old-timey cowboy Guzma sounds hot as hell

>>30384195
RIP to whoever that blood splatter was meant to represent.

>>30384129
Except both parties are angry & silently daring the other to kiss them

>>30384129
This makes my heart pound
>>30384140
It just left my thingus tingling and numb for about an hour or so. But I'm back to fighting fit!
>>30384150
Sounds like my sewing kit
>>30384195
I bet he is a soft boi

>>30384150
In my house it's cookie tins.

I think it's one of those universal things that everyone keeps their sewing shit in an old food container.

>>30384156
Oh god, I need a drawing of this.

>>30384270
>>30384311
yall need a proper sewing kit before you have some disappointed kids runnin around

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I think this meme would fit Guzma quite well.
>>30384270
That's relief to hear.

>guzma will never go to the beach with you postgame
>you will never wear a bikini a few sizes too small because the store was out of your size
>he will never get jealous and possessive of you when perverts stare at your tits

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Any new meme edits of ya boi?

>>30384483
I want Guzma to beat losers into the sand to defend my honor

>>30384483
My ears are red thinking of this

>>30384511
now i need beach bully guzma kicking over sandcastles with pride until he kicks a palossand

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>>30384583
But aren't some of those sand castles Pokemon?
The ones that are said to take your soul?

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>>30383614
>Patty Mayonnaise
what the fuck??

>>30384694
palossand's are the small versions, they can only take the souls of children and small pokemon.

post yfw Guzma is the Champ in Sun and Moon 2

>>30384708
Just trying to be nice about it.

>>30384694
yeah, palossand
>>30384742
sandyghast is the pre evo

It's Thriller time !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezHehUa15RY

Everyone here is wearing their skull tank, right?

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>>30384763

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>>30384763
He'd be the best champ ever

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>>30384787
Ah, I haven't caught either so I thought it was the other way around

Sorry, I'm still hunting for them..

>>30384842
I was yesterday.

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>>30384842
No. I haven't got my copy yet.
>>30384763
Pic related

>>30384880
its okay im still learning too, getting beat down by one made me look into it more

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>>30384925
sure!

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When I had sex yesterday, I actually thought that Guzma would fuck me...
The boy was also tall and had this sexy nose also his cock was so awesome. Then I went wet really fast

>>30384842
literally just bought it. Are there any other team skull apparel items? Maybe a hat or something?

THE TANK HAS THE SKULL CHAIN!!!!!!

>>30384511
>guzma will never defend your honor by beating up a pervert who tries to grope you
now i'm sad

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Pic related represents the thread quite well.
>>30385026
One night stand?

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>>30385029
Well I wear those..

>>30385026
>there are non virgins here
what the h*ck

>>30385026
>thisneverhappened.jpg

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>>30384842
I would rather wear his "Bug Pokemon are good" shirt.

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>>30385286

>>30385026
I'm extremely jealous of you. I would moan Guzma's name by accident. If the guy questions it, I'll just say it's Russian for "oh my god".

>>30385355
>Guzma's spaghetti

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>>30385438
do you think he made it himself? also palms are sweaty

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Seriously...
I wouldn't mind if Guzma wanted to rape me ...
And I wonder how Guzma's voice will be in the anime. I hope he won't getting a real deep voice ( My fear)

PS.
It would be embarrasing If I would say " OHH GUZMAA" because he also plays pokemon.
And I think he also looked like Guzma but I just know like 1 week whatever.
Do you know other persons that looks like Guzma ?

>>30385479
Maybe. Or maybe it was made by his mom. Cooking Guzma though, unf.

>>30384926
Don't spoil yourself

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>>30385565
>Maybe it was made by his mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

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>>30385552
>Seriously...
I wouldn't mind if Guzma wanted to rape me ...
I'm very concerned about your mental stability.

There are no Guzma looking guys, because Guzma doesn't exist and you know it.

>>30385552
He'd be complimented haaa yes! And I've met a few gays I meant guys shh. No really. They were straight and I am a straight grill so... it was guys I had crushes on a long time ago. One guy was a short tiny Guzma. One was a guy I used to talk to and be friends with on deviantartt but that never went anywhere..

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>>30385600
Nice trips. I know what happens in the game, I wouldn't be here for 2 weeks straight if I cared about spoilers.

>>30384768
>just trying to be nice about it

FUCKIN STOOOOP
YOU CAN SAY THE WORD "PUSSY" ON THIS WEBSITE
IT'S 18+

>>30385657
He had his hair and looking back, similar face. I had to get drunk to tell him that I would want to have the sex with him since I was and still am very shy and he returned the feelings. But we stopped talking. And i am too embarrasssed yo talk to him again.

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hug bug

>>30385610
Glad that someone got the reference.

>>30385685
It's not that, ding bat. I mean... i just wanna be appropriate. 8 I have an image to uphold.

>this thread
>combined with the pokemon are real thread
>and the constant lewdposting of pokemon
I shouldn't have come to /vp/

>>30385685
I'm starting to think it's a falseflagger, it seems too off to act like that.

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>>30385630 #

I know that sounds crazy.Also Guzma is too kind for raping someone.
And I know he's not real, but look up here, everyone loves Guzma, Top husbando and you know it.

>>30385723
>I have an image to uphold.
You're on an anonymous image board.

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>>30385723
>wants to be 'appropriate'
>ding bat
It's like you're trying to be a ninny.

>>30385749
>lewdposting
this also happens on /v/ and /vg/ don't act so suprised.
stay triggered

>>30385749
Okay. You weren't invited and not forced. But you can stay. We just want to hop on Guzma woo!

>>30385723
No you don't. You're anonymous and you've already posted about dildos multiple times. There is no need to uphold an image on this site, and insisting on using squeaky clean language while talking about sex is cringy and extremely childish.

I can tell you're new, so I'm not trying to be mean - I've been here for 6 years and I can tell you without a doubt you'll be harassed for typing like that outside of any thread but this one.

>>30385749
What did you honestly expect? It has been like this since ancient times. Get out before it's too late.

>>30385830
>That Aether Guzma

My insides felt funny for a moment

>>30385830
i never knew how bad i wanted aether guzma until this moment

>>30385805
Fine, i see. Then here:
qI want Guzma's 7 inch and three quarters cock to throb inside of my pussy. My wetness will tell his cock to cough out thick liads of cum each time it spazzes
That is true.

>>30385830
His chest yum.

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>>30385871
>>30385881
outfit swaps are top tier images

>>30385830
Unf.

>>30385108
Fujos/ girls in fandoms tend to be better than guys at balancing a somewhat normal life with their degeneracy from what I've seen and personal experience
>>30385830
If he were an aether exec I'd prob still be crushing on him tb h

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>>30385749
There there! It's not that bad. I've never posted on /vp/ before this thread but I find that it's pretty easy to just block out pieces of discussion that make me uncomfortable and focus on the few non-lewd nuggets of discussion here and there while saving nice fanart.

I don't really use 4chan in general so this thread's my only exposure to it pretty much. Doesn't seem as scary as the rest of this site.

>>30385783
>>30385785
>>30385833
I really like playing pokemon, I just dont think I can love it in the way you guys do

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I wonder If Guzma is still a virgin ?
What do you think /vp/ ?

I can't imagine that Guzma has fucked someone he's too pure. So I think he is virgin.

>>30385956
I just wanna fuck chicken-chan as an 18 year old girl not pokemon though.

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>>30385972
THIS
GUY
FUCKS

>>30385705
where can I find more of those? I love this artist but I can't find them.

>>30385972
He reminds me Onizuka.

>>30385972
>Too pure

I think people are just too afraid to approach him, considering his huge frame and the tendency to take out his rage on himself and the shit all around him. I imagine that he has frequent angry faps

Anyone else kind of disappointed team skull ended up disbanding?

>>30386005
Time to masterbait.

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>>30385972
Nah, he's totally not a virgin.

>>30386030
But I can imagine post-game Guzma getting into sexual situations after growing as a trainer and a person while training under Hala's guidance

>>30385972
>Ya boi
>pure

I know he's got a hidden good side and all, but you gotta remember that's still literally a fucking street thug and a gang leader.

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>>30385972
>too pure
Were you here two threads ago?

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evening, guzmafags. i drew ya boi as a warm up and spent to much time on it. he's not even my husbando

>>30386030
This is hot. I would touch myself to watching him doing that, and he has no idea I am watching. God dang it i want his damn dang dick!!

>>30386095
Thank you so much!! You are a saint of this world.

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>>30386095
>filename
You tryin' to be slick, I see you.

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>>30386021
https://twitter.com/keriage/status/803973047426265088

>>30386095
Always nice to see new Guzma art! And he's so cute aaaaa

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Is there fic of Guzma getting consensually teamed up on by multiple Grunts yet?

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>>30386085
Pls Anon, I was !
I know he was gang leader whatever but just look at him.
He's not someone that would rape anyone.
"Pure" you just overthought this guys.

>>30386202
Why do I need him so bad? It's not fair. Got danggit.

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Omg just look at Guzma's big hands.
And he is so tall
Fuck me now with Plumeria

>>30386095
B R O M L E Y
R
O
M
L
E
Y

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Does /vp/ hates Germanfags ?
I'm from Germany and I love Guzma.
Btw Guzma's German name is Bromley. ( Very sexy)

>>30386194
>Guzma getting into an orgy with all the ex-grunts who are into him
>The grunts are really into it now that they don't have to be afraid of their boss, now he's just one of them, an ordinary trainer
>Guzma tries to jerk off and finger anyone he could with his gigantic hands
>Some of them still ask for permission to do something
>Some of them still call him "boss"

>>30386045
They were barely a team in the first place

>>30386313
>btw Guzma's German name is Bromley
Yeah, we know.
We also know that Lusamine's german name is Samantha. People have already considered them to be names that they both hate.

>>30282576
>>30282642
>Guzma calls Lusamine "Samantha"
>She calls him "Bromley"
>They get in fist fights over this
>when guzma almost overpowers her with his man strength she breaks out the golf club and he instinctively cowers

>>30386390
Samantha is a pretty name.

>>30386080
That's true, but he also clearly has some issues and he's not that old. It's not that odd to think he never had sex with anyone.

If I have to headcanon about it, I'd say that he has, but not that often, very casually, and it wasn't gratifying for the other party because he just gets himself off and leaves. Because he hasn't been with someone he actually cares about.

>>30386425
The anon who brought it up said it was slutty because it reminded them of their cheating girlfriend or somesuch.

I think it's a pretty name too but still.

>>30386425
It is, but it's not intense enough for the character and too common to be a Pokemon-y main character name..

>>30386465
wasn't it that one british dude who said he had a slutty aunt named samantha

Some of the people in here are falseflagging right? I have to believe that. If not, separate your fictional porn from your personal life and stop talking about it here.

>>30386538
lmao where do you think you are

Guzma has no religion and that makes me happy.
And I like Lusamine's english name more than Samantha from Germany though.

>>30386538
What is falseflagging? And sorry for having kinks, if that's what it means. I have nobody else to share this with.

>We didn't get to fight Guzma fused with nihilego even though he confirms this happened

I hope Stars fixes this

>>30386558
Not in dildo and tongue sex toy general. Post fictional lewd, not about your puss.

>>30386616
>Guzma fuses with a Xurkitree
>A 4-meter electrifried cable monstrosity is chasing after you on long wire legs

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I hate Salazzles English name.
Her German name is Amfira, which sounds so better and sexier.
Also
Decidueye-Silvarro
Incineroar-Fuegro ( Very Spanish(
Primarina-Primarene
Lycanroc-Wolwerock

And Guzma is sexy

Is anyone here good at writing? I'm not but I've had this idea in my head that I can't get rid of. Could someone write something potentially cute about Guzma growing up with his Wimpod (evolution included)? Or maybe something where it disobeys him shortly after he receives it and Guzma tries his best to befriend it? Maybe fuse these two ideas? I'd write it myself but as I said I can't write worth shit. Would be really nice.

Am I the only one who thinks Guzma's role in Stars felt weirdly cut off? I thought he should have played a bigger role in Ultra Space.

Shit, we should have spent more time there in general fighting Ultra Beasts on the way to find Lusamine. Maybe Guzma could have tagged along and helped you in double battles. Something to expand his role, make the sequence feel longer, and make it more fulfilling when it seems like he's going to turn himself around in the end.

>>30386666
calm down satan

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did somebody say grunt hazing
http://tinypic.com/r/16h4wt0/9

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Why is this Guzma thread so weird
Oh I forgot it's 4chan, thats normal
>>30383231
Guzma is very hot and he makes everyone gay, right

>>30386724
>Stars
I meant SM. I have my mind on the future clearly.

>>30386538
I'm actually considering leaving these threads. I love Guzma but between the obvious tumblrposters and people new to 4chan, extremely cringey discussion about personal sex lives, and constant ">ywn watch guzma be impregnated by bugs and get raped by him after he finds out" type posts, I'm just about ready to bail.

>inb4 "where do u think u are lol"
Lurk more. These generals are a cesspool of genuine autism and not even waifufag threads are this embarrassing. These threads are comparable to when /mlp/ was in its prime now, when just about a week ago they were relatively tame.

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>>30386730
>piercings
h-hot

>>30386730
Did you draw this?
q[spoilwmerW]made me wet[/spoiler{

>>30386824
>q[spoilwmerW]made me wet[/spoiler{

Anon, are you ok

>>30386824
Holy shit anon, I've never seen anyone fuck up spoiler tags that bad.

>>30386850
>>30386863
Sorry had a shor earlier of taquila

>>30386791
>a couple weeks ago
>theories about Guzma's relationship with his parents and other tame, maybe even cute stuff
>now
>I want Guzma to fuck me raw in the ass
I wish we could go back.

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>>30386666
>Guzma fusion faces you in battle, his intimidating form looming over you
>Complete silence as you stare him down
>You start to dig through your bag, opening it to reveal millions of ultra balls
>Grab one
>Stare back at him with great determination
>"...."
>Guzma has fled

>>30386791
>These threads are comparable to /mlp/ in its prime

Let's not get crazy now. But I agree it's gotten pretty cringy. I don't have a problem with the porn but the personal sex life shit is getting old. It's mostly one anon though.

>>30386824
i did, just for all yall
are you typing with one hand lmfao

>>30386805
its absolutely my hc that all grunts are pierced somewhere

>>30386791
Same here. I won't actually leave because I really like seeing new artwork, but these can hardly even be considered Guzma/Skull threads anymore

>>30386850
Probably masturbating to the pic and can't type properly

>>30386850
She's mid orgasm, give her a second.

>>30386692
salazzle is a fantastic name because it sounds like vajazzle

>>30386890
good headcanon, most piercings on girls are sexy

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>>30386935
Bedazzle

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>>30383566
I have a prince albert and have no idea how it could get caught in hair. Mostly because it's pic related and goes inside my partner, but I take it out if I'm with a guy because haha holy fuck who would want that in their butt.

Taking requests again.

>>30386505
It's just as common as Lillie. I know two of each

>>30386964
I want to experience something like that sorry to say

>>30386885

It's 4chan darling.It will happen everyday and it is.

>>30386981
>tfw I don't know any Lillies so I can't fantasize about them

>>30386964
this please? >>30386721

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>>30386964
Could I request something with a short female reader who's extremely timid and prone to tears+protective Guzma being intimidating to grunts making her uncomfortable and sharing a bed with her which leads to first time smut and Guzma discovering he's way into her being teary eyed and flustered? bonus point for him having a prince albert or more
focus on size difference and dominant guzma

>>30386964
If you're talking lewd, how about this? >>30386194

>>30386885
>Guzma tulpas discussed
>people trying to simulate sex with Guzma through use of toys
>absolutely absurd fetishes
>vivid descriptions of what anons would like to do to/have some to them by Guzma
>anons losing interest in real people because of their lust for a character in a kids' franchise
>normal fans of the character are made uncomfortable by this while everyone else tries to justify it

It doesn't sound crazy to me.

>>30387147
at least 4/6 of those have already been discussed, possibly 5/6
we haven't gone into tulpa territory yet

>>3038679
>obvious tumblrposters
>newfags
>extremely cringey discussion about personal sex lives
That's pretty autistic, I agree with you. I may get flak for saying this, but people really need to keep their personal sex lives out of these threads. Guzma threads are supposed to be about Guzma and Team Skull, not people discussing things like how they fucked some faggot who looks mildly like Guzma or whatever the hell else people feel like bringing up for some reason.

>constant ">ywn watch guzma be impregnated by bugs and get raped by him after he finds out" type posts, I'm just about ready to bail.
The bug fuckers are cancer, you're right. The other non-weird lewdposting is fine, though.

>>30387118
Yes this
And I think I am getting a [spoiler{ prince of egypt kink[/spoiler{ I don't know why but it sounds hot and sangerous.

>>30387147
To be fair, I don't think most anons are serious or personal with the >ywn stories. It's just a way to write porn.

Everything else is pretty autistic, though.

>>30385479
I need more art like this

>>30387104
Since some people are getting tired of how lewd these threads are getting apparently, I will take this up for now.

>>30387204
Shit, my bad. Meant to quote >>30386791

>>30387118
requests this specific are the reason these threads die

>>30387118
omg this please

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How about female grunts/Plumeria/Chicken-chan playing with Guzma's hair?

>>30387269
Too adorable!!

>>30387236
lewdposting isn't the problem, it's the constant blogging that's getting out of control

>>30387236
I think the cure is lewd with characters and not reader-chan.

>People are curious about why Guzma's choosing to keep the outfit Lusamine picked out for him (minus the glasses)
>"D'ya have any idea how hard it is to find clothes in my size?"
>Plumeria or ex-grunts offer to accompany him to a clothing store
>He doesn't find anything fitting
>Same with the next island's stores
>And the third island's
>Plumeria/ex-grunts give up, saying that his current outfit's "just fine"

>>30387269
>Them playing with his hair feels relaxing, so he falls asleep
>He wakes up with his hair in 10 different tiny pigtails and somehow in full, ridiculous makeup

Fund it.

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>>30387250
Sorry I don't usually make requests

>>30387316
I'm not really sure that Lusamine necessarily picked clothes for him, even if it's the best explanation for his similarity to Xurkitree. Unless he created the whole Team Skull color scheme and motif under Lusamine's vision.

>>30387269
>>30387290
I agree, it's really adorable! Do this, please!

>>30386791
>>30386880
>>30386885
The best way to solve this kind of thing is to be the change you want to see, so let's do some character talk.

I'll try to start us off. How do you think ya boi would get along with some of those other team leaders?

>>30387398
I think he looked down at what he was wearing, and decided, "fuck, this is exactly the sorta color scheme I want my gang to share"

>>30385889
same

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>>30387309
I promise I'll actually write something new after my finals

>>30387426
I feel like him and Archie would get along best. He's not as rowdy as Aqua's leader, but they could still be bros.

>>30387200
Unfortunately, it was a topic a couple days ago.

>>30387426
>Cyrus
Would think he's a weirdo.
>Ghetsis
Wouldn't like him since he abused N.

>>30385108
Gayboy here. I've noticed all the girls and gays on this board seem to live pretty normal lives.

It's u straight bois that gotta learn to socialize and get sum

>>30387428
That brings up a whole question of when exactly Team Skull was formed. Maybe I missed something but Guzma's whole timeline is hard to figure out.

>>30387214
>To be fair, I don't think most anons are serious or personal with the >ywn stories. It's just a way to write porn.

This, desu. I'm not confident in my writing so I like to use the >ywn posting as an outlet instead.

>>30387426
i feel like he and maxie would get along surprisingly well
one day guzma asks if the "handle bar thingies" on maxie's glasses are meant to resemble groudon's jaw and maxie hugs him while looking like he's about to cry. mumbles something about "no one's ever noticed before" into his shoulder while guzma pats his back

>>30387214
That's essentially what I do. It's for other anons, not for me. So basically it's just fanfiction.

>>30387428
A grunt somewhere mentions that a Kahuna formed the team way back when, but they all got stomped by a Tapu. I think Guz either revived them or took over at some point.

>>30387509
>going outside
but thats where the sun is

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Fuck, I can't stop saving art of him. More Guzma 3DS themes when? There are still only two.

>>30387685
Was the Tapu too lazy to come back to smack up the current Team Skull

Guzma sleeps with all his blankets rolled into a cocoon

>>30387685
Guzma probably revived it but in a loser gangster, wigger way. It probably wasn't like that back when a Kahuna formed it.

>>30387426
I think Giovanni, Cyrus and Lysandre would simply try to ignore him most of the time but Giovanni sometimes does pay attention to him because he reminds him of his son. Ghetsis would try to talk him into doing what he wants but without success. Maxie would try to have serious discussions with him but ends up angry because Guzma doesn't really care about what he has to say and gives half assed answers. Archie and Guzma are best friends.

>>30387750
It was probably Bulu so yes

>>30387753
No way. Guzma splays out and takes over the whole huge fucking bed with the blanket and all the pillows on the floor somehow. And he snores like a buzzsaw.

>>30387753
Sounds like an awful person to sleep with.
Behead all blanket hogs

>>30387797
>Occasional restless sleeper Guzma
>Sometimes his parents got to hear a loud "thunk" whenever Guzma hit the floor in his sleep back when he lived at home

>>30387797
That's probably the least comfortable way to sleep, doesn't help you gather some energy either. I sleep like that as well (minus the snoring) and even after 12 hours of sleep on a sunday I'm tired as all hell. That would at least explain the bags under his eyes.

If You guys need a lewd filter or whatever, maybe those posts can be redirected to that Guzma Discord chat I made a while back. I don't want people to feel uncomfortable in this general. Dunno if that helps or not will make a specific lewd room if ya want.
Also, a headcanon. I would like to think Guzma is a sucker for sweets, especially candy. Probably has candy in his pockets to snack on.

>>30388087
I can't read Japan for shit, but are they... are they actually calling Golisopod "Papa's ace"

>>30388230
Okay, now that is adorable!

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Found some stuff on Pixiv.

>>30388230
i dunno, thatd be cute though. they all look up to golis and train with him, eventually evolving

>>30388258
Share the Pixiv love

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I do think there are few falseflaggers aka people who try to derail the thread on purpose when being a dumb frog poster is too obvious.
Personally I think it's the bug fug, mpreg, vore posterswho want to see what kind of reaction they can get from posting those. Or people are bored.

But as another anon pointed out, we can make these threads as we want to be and we can change them by ourselves. Want more memes? Post memes that have Guzma or are related to him. Found cool art? Post it because I most likely want in my folder. Talk about headcanons or canon things about Guzma and his gang? Go ahead. Got a fic? Post the link so I can read it. Etc. Etc.

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>>30388286

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>>30388186
How is the Discord group?

Would putting lewd/nsfw things on spoilers now help, so that those who don't want read or see them can avoid them?

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>>30388351
Angry kitten boi. Had to screenshot an MMD I just saw, because DAYUM he is cute.

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>>30388403
>>30388186

link to group?

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>>30388423
Another cute one!
>>30388403
People were spoilering the lewd stuff for the most part, but I suppose it's still overwhelming. The chat is pretty comfy.

>>30388286
The same person has Twitter. Happened to passby it while looking for art.
https://mobile.twitter.com/nassan195X

>>30388467
https://discord.gg/XMxX3ym Here's a link.

>>30388467
I don't have it. Maybe >>30388186 does.

>>30388514
I don't think it's the lewd, I think it's the creepy personal anecdotes.

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>>30388674
This. Lewd regarding Guz is fine, but when it starts getting into your own sex life and stuff that's pretty weird.

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Why is he so based?

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I have a gladion folder but there is guzma in here if yall want.

>>30388823
He's a bully. But I like it.

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>>30388890
I would feel sorry for him if this ever happened to him. Reminds me of Fly.

>>30388823
I love this artist's Guzma, I hope our boy gets all the Tapu Cocoa

>>30388956
But he looks hot like that.

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>>30388956
whats Fly?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8708293

Sorry for a long wait on such a short thing. Had a few battle invites.

Word count: 420 maaaaaaaan

>>30388936
I'm sorry, but when I see aged up Gladion, it makes me crack up. I really don't know the reason.

>>30388791
Agreed.

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>>30389057
Fat gladion is much, much worse. Never go to DA for art man.

>>30389074
Guzma being chubby would be bretty cute though. Not fetish level fat like you're probably talking, but a little soft around the middle.

>>30387118
Thirding this request
mommy needs this

>>30389053
This warms my heart!
>>30389074
I've seen it around Twitter and each time I see it, my sides leave my body and join Gladion's.

>>30389053
who's springing on ultra balls for our baby boy?

cute as hell writeboy, glad you're here with us

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>>30389150
yeah I can feel that

>>30389167
vomiting externally my dude

>>30389053
So cute!

>>30383460
Who is the artist on this? I've been looking for some of their other Guzma pics.

>>30389150
He'd get all mad if you pointed it out too. Plumeria would probably make fun of him for it because she's so fit.

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>>30389241
she's definitely a cardio bunny, have you seen her upper body? It's just bone.

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I have no context for this image. It might be someone's fetish.

>>30389043
It's a horror sci-fi movie about a man whose experiment goes wrong and he moprhs into a fly.

>>30389190
It makes me laugh, more or less

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>>30389356
oh gross, i dont fuck with real bugs, they freak me out

>>30389053
Thank you.
>>30389074
I saw fat Guzma art in Twitter. He was in the queue line with 4 bottles of Tapu Cocoa. So deviantart is not the only place for this kind of art.

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when you accidentally set pokemon porn as your desktop background while posting

>>30389420
DA is particularly bad about it

>>30384007
I was thinking he'd sound like he's from Philly. It's where I'm from and we say y'all just as much.

>>30389223
Sakae.
https://mobile.twitter.com/2saKae5

>>30389457
i say yall and im from cali, its urban dialect here instead of an accent thing. thought hed be from the west

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>>30389457
guzma is 100% from south philly

t. also philly

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>>30389419
I should have specified that he turns into a fly-hybrid because a fly gets caught up with him in his teleportation experiment. But yeah, it's gross and has an sad ending.

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>>30389074
I dunno why I imagine this when I see fat Gladion.

>>30389053
It's great anon, thanks!

>>30389578
I love this drawing!

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>>30389631
I love gladion but the hand thing is the most tryhard edgy shit

>>30389524
>>30389521
So, is he a hick?

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>>30389674
I like it too.

>>30389705
hicks dont come from cali anon, just wannabe thugs

>>30389705
he's more of a wigger if anything

>>30385630
>There are no Guzma looking guys, because Guzma doesn't exist and you know it.
>implying you didn't know 20 guys who looked and acted exactly like Guzma in the 90s.

This thread needs to be purified with oceans of holy water

>>30389864
I'm fairly certain most of the posters here were born in the 90s at the earliest

>>30389892
soak me in it father

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>>30389892
New thread, new start?

>>30389864
I'd like to buy a Guzma boyfriend, please!
Thank you.

>>30389901
old person here. 1981 represent.

>>30390161
you could almost be my dad, well you could if you really got it in in high school

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>>30387426
I could see Guzma ending up somewhere in Team Rocket if he had lived in Kanto. His and Giovanni's goals and desires are close enough.

He likely wouldn't give a shit about either of the RS guy's causes, but he probably would get along well with AS Archie.

All the other guys are too nuts for him to want to get anywhere near them. Lysandre in particular would probably hate his guts.

Honestly though, at the end of the day he's just a messed up kid looking for someplace to fit in. Any one of those guys could probably get him on their side if they gave him a little attention and kept the crazy on the down low. As long he could get to feel tough and important.

Or maybe not. Depends on how much you accredit to Lusamine's "charms".

>>30389150
Soft guzma is best guzma.

>>30389901
1991, so I was a kid through that stuff.

is there a new thread?

>>30389901
1990. So I guess that proves your point.

>>30389901
Born in 91 and I actually had an older cousin who acted a lot like Guzma. He shot himself in the foot and he's in jail now, so....

>>30383460
He's judging this thread.

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>>30387353
For you, anon.

>>30391164
So adorable

>>30391665
>even his chain is dolled up
its perfect

>>30391665
Fucking perfect, anon. Thanks so much!

>>30391665
I love it, anon! It's always nice to see Guzma interact with his grunts in such a cute way

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>>30391665
Cute! Love that his chain got a new look too.

How do you pronounce Guzma? Guhzma or Goozma?

>>30392048
Guhzma to me

>>30392048
Pound it into Goo-zma

>>30392048
Goosema

>>30392048
Goozma

>>30392048
GOOZ-muh

>>30392104
>>30392207
>>30392272
>>30392296

the fuck is wrong with you people, IT'S YA BOI GOOZMA sounds retarded.

>>30392048
"Guz" like "cuz" because he's my boy Guzma, cuzma.

>>30392357
less retarded than guhzma, thats like how you say guzzlord, gross

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>>30392207

>>30392387

ya exactly

>>30392387
That's what i meant but i'm terrible at describing sounds

>>30392387
>>30392471

good you guys have the right idea

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>look at the guzma tag on tumblr for some new images
>find this unholy abomination against heaven
why are people so insistent upon making attractive/likeable characters as ugly as possible

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