Guzma Thread: I dindu' nuffin edition

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first for MOMMY

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2nd for D A D D Y

>>30367394
>not wanting them to bond over having shitty dads

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third for memes

>>30367420
>You only need a good shoe
Well apparently his father thought otherwise.

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>>30367334
>>30367054
Someone said that Team Skull was formed 2 years ago. Could be wrong. If you have to be less than 20 to apply to become a trial captain. Guzma was rejected, don't know when. And he is referred as young man by Hala and craves adult attention to recognize him as a strong trainer m, so perhaps he is in his early twenties?

>>30367200
I was also wondering why he would return to a home that is abusive? Maybe because he didn't have other place to go to. In a way, it makes sense him to turn home when there is no other option to go to. I live with my abusive mother and I have no other place to go for the time being. I have spent a night outside and I would rather stay inside a house than outside.

With the discussion in the last thread I'm curious about this
http://www.strawpoll.me/11765132

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>>30367480
It's stated in the game that guzma is 22 now. So it'd make sense for the group to be formed around that time.

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>>30367590
where?

>>30367590
[citation needed]

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>>30367590
It is? This is news to me. By whom and whatpoint? Good to know his real age.

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>>30367610
>>30367630
Let me go re-find the NPC, i have to look. I'll take a screenshot for you lazies

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>>30367590
>>30367680
thanks babe

>>30367680
If it's true, I am 3 years older than him and my 3Dhusbando is also 22 This excites me.

>>30367590
Guzma's age was never stated in the game.

>>30367786
hi grandma

>>30367796
There was an earlier guzma thread where people found the NPC that said it.

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>>30366495
im gonna be honest, i havent written shit in years, i only wrote smut and im only just starting to write again
@writeboy, think you can take over for me?

>>30367833
Why the hell would an NPC bring up Guzma's age?

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>>30367824

>someone takes pity on a couple of tired grunts climbing hills
>lends them a tauros
>the grunts proceed to ride the tauros at speed in circles all over Ilima's lawn
>"GET FUCKED, RICHIE!"

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>>30367863
>>30367824
Shiiz that's some cute boy right there

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>>30367824
So, Guzma being in the Ultra Space makes him attractive to UBs?

>>30367786
I'm newly 2 years older than him. Usually I dislike guys even being a year younger but I'll make an exception for Guz.

>>30367824
>Bug Pokemon are good
Where do I get this shirt?

>>30367895
Yup yup, I was actually supposed to post >>30367909 but clicked the wrong picture and noticed the mistake afterwards.

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>>30367863
lewd

>>30365609
s-seconded, but it'd have to be quite the AU considering >>30367272

>>30367334
I'm still waiting for someone to do a Guzmadorf Smash 4 mod. I want to Guzmacide bitches as my boy.

>>30367345
>thats why they moved

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>>30367990
>>30368017
Now I'm sad
I need it even more

>>30367949
I want one too.
>>30367946
I don't like being the older one either.

>>30368014
It'd totally be down for that. Replace the "GANONDORF" cheer with the "GUZMA!" exclamation that happens when you encounter male grunts.

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>>30368014
>not caption falcon
i want him to show me his moves

>>30367480
>I was also wondering why he would return to a home that is abusive?
Stockholm syndrome

>>30368072
Kukui would be better for Captain Falcon since he actually said "Show me your moves" in the game. He'd also look better doing the Knee too.

>>30368042
>chicken has scars on her body from the bad encounters with her father she hides with makeup
>flinches when someone she doesn't trust tries to make physical contact with her
Now I'm just making myself sad on purpose, aren't I?

>>30367946
There's a lot of traits I like and dislike but usually when they're just all around a good guy or attractive you those undesirable traits become far less important

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>>30368147
oh yeah
fair enough

>>30368206
Yes, anon. Why though? This is like "Extreme trauma that will never really get better" depressing, why are you continuing to do it?

>>30367334
How do you want him to be handled in the anime? How do you actually expect him to be handled in the anime?

>>30368225
What're some traits you like/dislike? Does Guzma have any?

>>30368147
>he actually said "Show me your moves" in the game.
All I could think of when he said that was this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5OXSLiYdrKU

>>30368206
She wasn't abused, the girl smiles 24/7
This kinda posting made sense for guzma but c'mon now

>>30368206
>especially bad with/frightened by more imposing men
>guzma's in-your-face demeanor sets it off instantly
>tries to mask it
>being familiar with it, he notices
C-chicken-chan..

>>30368252
The despair hurts so bad but it's so good at the same time.
I guess I'm just a masochist.
>tfw guzma will never heal au chicken's trauma over time

>>30368295
>not smiling to hold back the sense of existential dread

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>>30368270
he'll probably just be a joke in the anime desu
i just hope they elaborate a bit on what happened to him in ultra space and why he was so infatuated with lusamine if they end up going there
maybe they show up and he's already possessed and they have to battle him? that'd be cool

>>30368295
>smiling so people wont worry about her

>>30368403
me

>>30368329
>>30368403
>turned out to be a psycho just like her father

>>30368295
>smiles even though one of her newfound "Friends" is now leaving for a different region while her other friend is crying.

>>30368295
I'm just discussing a depressing AU my mind thought of for some ungodly reason. Of course she's never been abused in canon, that much is obvious.

>>30368309
G-Go on

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>>30368426
probably is

>>30368295
>You're only allowed to play pretend the way I tell you to!

>>30367480
Abused people go back to the abusers a lot. It's hard enough to run away, but it's even harder not to come crawling back.

>>30368522
Why is that? I never understood. I've seen it in action, though, a girl I once knew kept on going back to her abusive BF despite breaking up with him multiple times.

>>30368522
This. Sometimes when abuse is all you know it's less scary than being thrown into a new situation.

I ran away twice when I was a kid, and I was given an ultimatum--go live with my dad in the city, away from my younger sister, the friends I'd just managed to make, and my grandmother, or shut up about how "unhappy" I was and continue to live at home. I chose the latter because I didn't wanna give up the few good things I had for a situation that had no guarantees.

>>30368584
Sometimes they're convinced that what little good they got from it is better than going without. For children it's food, shelter, clothes.

>>30368584
They teach you that you are worthless. No one else will ever care about you. Without them you are lower than trash. You should be thankful that they even acknowledge you, you worthless piece of shit.

Now imagine hearing something like that every day until you reach adulthood.

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Well this thread got incredibly depressing

>>30368887
I like feeling depressed because its the only thing i feel
/edgy
wew

>>30368887
/guzma/ - Spouse and Parental Abuse General

In all honesty, though, that's probably why we're drawn to him. Empathy for his situation.

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>>30368887
lets lighten it up with music hours
post music that reminds you of our boy
https://youtu.be/GySIToHCPac

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>>30366780

>>30368456
o-okay
>too tsun and Tough at first to ask chicken about it directly
>loses the guts to joke about smashing things/beating her up
>introspection on his own behavior
>thinks of going to plum oneesan but stops himself because privacy/might lead to his own past abuse becoming known
>MC's friends (ilima, hau, etc) never notice because chicken is good at hiding it
>kukui has suspicions, tells guzma to back the fuck off thinking he has bad intentions
>rooster father moves from kanto to live with his family in alola, making things much worse
all i got, it hurts my heart to think about anon

>>30368802
You forgot the part about living in a cardboard box and dying of starvation because no one will help you, they'll all see you for the useless slob you are. I missed plenty of school for that one.

>Guzma gets indignant and goes and sits in a cardboard box up the hill
>I'm going to live here and I won't die
>steals berries from the farm
>the nights are still warm but the smeargle keep waking him up
>gets in a fight with one over the box
>the box, soggy with paint, ends up tearing
>berry farmer finds him and whimpod sitting in a barrel
>offers him a masalada if he'll come out
>I'm not hungry, I'm fi
>gggrrggrgrgrl
>eats a whole bag and gets handed over to his mom

>>30368295
She's your somewhat blank slate self insert. You can say she had whatever past you want. Her dad is mysteriously missing, after all.

But it does fall into the category of weirdly edgy. Like preteens whose self-insert OCs are always raped or abused for some reason.

>>30367334
So Team Skull are supposed to be a bunch of English chavs right?

you can hear when a male member sees you and they shout 'got one!' and it sounds like a british guy. and then guzma's battle theme has that voice going 'brrap, uh uh" in the background

>tfw Guzma will never tell you a really stupid joke or give you a clumsy, awkward pep talk when you're sad

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>>30369034
>>rooster father moves from kanto to live with his family in alola, making things much worse
This is starting to hurt my soul, it's time to stop.
Thanks for your contributions anon.

>>30369002
Lewd, anon! LEWD! I like it a lot though. Guzma should ask more grunts for forgiveness.

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>>30369132
i definitely hear them like that
tfw theres a dirtbike shop in your town called brrrrrap

>>30369154
"Looks like I just wormed my way into your life. Can't help it, I'm a bug guy."

>>30369132
It's "skull, uh uh".

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Reposting from mspaint thread
Who's boy is this?

>>30369132
No, they're totally wiggers. Chav would have been much more obvious.

Besides, why would there be chavs in a place based on part of America? And how is 'got one' British at all?

>>30369132

I assumed they were a slav joke

Guzma giving a clumsy and unpracticed but enthusiastic blowjob when?

>>30369132
The "got one" is actually dokuro, Japanese for skull. That said, I can see where you got the Brit vibe from the whole "we're hard guys" thing. American English doesn't use that slang.

>>30368802
sounds kinda like my situation, but not that extreme. But I'm a fool for believing it, I guess, so... yeah, I'm a dip

>>30369154
;n;
>>30369213
I wish he were real. he could hug me and my shitty past/present would just melt away in his embrace Even his jokes would soften my heart.

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>>30369318
id rather have him sloppily eat you out and genty bite your labia before sucking on your clit like it was the last tapu cocoa he would ever drink

>>30369132
Chav is such an outdated term, anyway if they were chavs they'd avoid wearing black tops/trousers, and put fingerless gloves on in the colder areas. No sleeves though. Sleeves are for pussies.

>>30368270
He'll come off Like a joke and be less Aggressive until someone Riles him up (Probably Kukui) Then he's downright horrifying.
Even better if he really hits it off with Ash only to go full on nightmare mode when Ash ditches him because he's the Boss of Team Skull

>>30369517
dammit anon, I don't need to get this horny this fast

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>>30367610
>>30367630
>>30367662
I looked where I could for the past hour anons. I've been jipped. Sorry I couldn't deliver on it.

But in any case I'd say he can't be any older than 30, but is sure as hell not younger than 20. He's in that range, which not very many argue against. I guess I just like to think that he's 22.

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Haven't seen this fic before- for all of you beautiful gays out there.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8692273?view_adult=true

What video games do you think our boy would play?

>>30369002
holy shit that's a delightful style. love those expressions..

hope you'll post more, friend!

>>30369517
Implying he wouldn't be inexperienced but refuse to admit it. So it's all sloppy, firm licks and swirls of his tongue everywhere he can reach. But what he lacks in skill he makes up for in passion. You've never been so wet down there from being eaten out in your entire life.

And he doesn't want to stop when you come. He just keeps going until you have to fist your fingers in his hair and pull him away. He pouts at you when you do.

>>30369638
Pokemon.

And he'd have a very strong and aggressive opinion of which gen was best while calling the others shit.

And he'd probably be on 4chan in an alternate universe.

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>>30369694
god bless us everyone

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>>30369550
>Guzma takes Ash standing against him personally and has a massive Freakout over it
post YFW

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>>30369745

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>>30369745
pls dont make my boi suffer any further

>>30369517
I'm trying to hold off on Bean Flickapaloiza 2016, anon.

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>>30369889

>>30369002
Damn! Nice art, by the way.

>>30369923
Looks like he blew his dick through his asshole

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How do people make these cosplays so fast? I'll never understand.

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>>30370060
im gonna make a cosplay of him based off this cause im poor as fuck
someone needs to do a skit as him where they rap

>>30369318
When I finish writing it. Sadly I have a real life and I'm a slow writer to begin with so it's taking longer than expected. Luckily I have nothing to do in class so maybe I can work on it then.

>>30370060
To be fair, this is a pretty easy cosplay.

>ftw you wanna draw him
>Always been shit at drawing humans, can draw animals and pokemon just fine.
What do?

>>30370191
draw him fused with an ultra beast

>>30370060
The wig is a little too out-of-the-bag but everything else is great. He even has the right nose for it. I'd fuck him while he wears that cosplay

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>>30370137
That looks more complicated than his actual design.
Just get a black jacket and sweat pants and modify them. You can find the necklaces on etsy.

Am I the only one here who thought Nanu was Guzma's father, before putting two and two together when I went inside that house in route 2 again?

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only tangentially on topic, but being into guzma has made me want one of those realistic giant isopod plushies of my own

>>30369745
Ash is pretty apologetic to villains when they break down so it'll be okay.

>>30370191
Caterpie in a wig and shades.

>>30370235
i already have a skeleton kigirumi. they sell them at every cheap store nowadays
plus im aus so everything online is wicked expensive
also i have no skill with sewing or anything.

>>30370216
me too
Yeah, the wig does need work. Maybe if he grew his hair out and dyed/styled naturally.

Is it bad that I have to pretend my husband's Guzma to get through sex?

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>>30370390
you ever heard of roleplay?

>>30370272
looks kinda cute

>>30370423
He refuses to roleplay. But at least I have a vivid imagination.

>>30370423
Roleplaying with your partner seems cringey/embarrassing desu.

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>>30370508
They're already your partner that's embarrassing enough.

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>>30370508
yeah i'd never actually do it

https://vine.co/v/Mim03eOUg01
guzma but with tapu cocoa

>>30370538
Kek

>>30370390
Are you the one with the hypocrite husband?

Does Guzma smoke?

>>30370736
Only memes and the wasted youths of his underlings. Also probably pokeweed.

>>30370736
bugs freak out around smoke so he kicked the habit to make them happy

>>30370736
this was in an earlier thread, but I would think that he does but not around his bugmon

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>>30370736
no, because this is a kid friendly game
maybe thats why his dad beat him up?

>>30370839
>because it's a kid friendly game
but anon, kid friendly games have adult themes.

>>30370736
He better not. I refuse to kiss smokers

>>30370866
Tobacco bumps it up to a T, no way they'd do it.

Plus, showing a character as well-liked as Guzma smoking would set a bad image for children playing and get nintendo in a shitload of trouble.

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>>30370892
that
they didnt even let him say "damn" or "hell", he looked so silly saying "darn it"

We got a mention on the cringe thread, guys. Aren't you proud?

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>>30370892
Anon...

>>30370946
Link it!

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You fuckers put me on a rollercoaster of emotions these last few threads...but I still love you

tfw my bro is the only one I can fangirl about Guzma to. He's too damn good to me

>>30369001
>Guzma alone in the bathroom freestyling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8JFMgoR5s

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>>30370927
Our Boy doesn't curse in front of kids.

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>>30370946
our boy would be proud
whats the bet it was the same guy who keeps coming into the threads and sperging
>>30370984
i feel ya anon. i used to gush about fictional guys with my sis but then she got mature and boring

>>30370927
Honestly, in most of his scenes in po town it felt like it'd be fitting for him to swear. The way he moved and spoke really just lent itself to that.

>>30370946
I hope they mentioned the vibrator that caught fire.

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>>30370984
>tfw my friend teases me about it but is equally as gay for him

>>30371022
Who's the guy who comes into the threads and spergs?

>>30370790
>>30370879
>>30370908
Wew

>>30371003
why the bathroom? the acoustics are awful in there

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>>30371054
some dumb frogposter who just pops in every now and then to remind us that we're faggots
he even tried to shut down a thread unspoiled with irl porn

>>30370946
Link? Screenshot? Nothing here comes to closer to cringe than a /feg/ thread where anon got married to Belka.

>>30371034
They probably didn't see the most batshit moments of this thread. They haven't even begun to cringe.

>>30371092
Well damn, that sucks. I guess there had to be SOME downside to these cozy as fuck threads, huh?

>>30371081
It's the only mirror he owns

>>30371119
we were just talking theories for a good long time, I dont understand what they want.

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>>30371081
because then he can sit under the shower and cry
>>30371119
ikr
these threads have been the comfiest ive ever been on, you lil angels you

>>30359456
>>30370790
>fujos
clearly he missed the bugfucker and golisopod mpreg

>>30370839
I don't get this meme how is Guzma Rick?

>>30371342
Big shock of white hair, drinks a lot.

>>30371278
When called out, at least the some of them are honest.

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>>30371074
they want memes? let us meme then
>>30371393
what does fujoshi even mean?

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>>30371393
Forgot the pic.

>>30371421
From my understanding, it means a fan (mainly female) who ships two men furiously.

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>>30371421

>>30371459
theres no male shipping in here though
its all xChicken or xPlumeria

>>30371421
From what I remember, fujoshi is slang for 'dirty girl'. Girls who like the lewd shit.

>>30371421
Fujoshi means "rotten girl", it's used to refer to women who deliberately go after series with gay ships/go for straight up yaoi.

>>30371523
not dirty
just dirt

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>>30371523
>>30371539
well, cant argue there

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I just want to do cutesy shit with him like hand holding, sneaking kisses, giving him gifts.
And then later have him pin me down and mercilessly fuck me until we pass out tangled up in each other.

I-I'm not asking for TOO much r-right?

>>30371523
Yeah, I've mostly heard it used in the context of yaoi fangirls, but I'm pretty sure it can be used to describe any girl who's seriously into things considered "unladylike".

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>>30369001
https://youtu.be/h61QG4s0I3U
posted it yesterday but fuck it

>>30371751
These random songs...are these songs you think Guzma would listen to?

>>30371421
Unmarriable because they only want to voyeur the relationships of others.

>>30371607
Not in Japan since 'otaku' still carries a massive stigma.

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>>30371751
I remember seeing this video as a kid and then never seeing it again nor remembering the lyrics well enough to try to find it from google. Thank you! Another song I didn't remember, but finally found is off the list.

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Every thread until you like it.

The amount of times I've watched this video is embarrassing, but the idea of Guzma being a genuinely good dancer and singer is really attractive to me.

>>30371837
>doesn't link the video
Classic.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYIBsL9abNM

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>>30371808
*coughs loudly*
>>30371826
glad i could help! some the lyrics just remind me of him
>>30371837
i legit get blushy when i watch it its so embarrassing

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>>30371808

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>>30371771
I dunno about the anon posting them, but I think it's more songs that remind them of Guzma. Someone posted this song awhile ago, and I think of him every time I listen to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdEBFxkM5ak

I'll probably get ripped on for this but I headcanon that he's a Die Antwoord fan

>>30371837
I need MMD of Guzma doing the Hotline Bling dance.

>>30371799
Well that's what I mean, I'm just saying that I've heard it used female non-anime otaku, like girls into PuroResu and shit.

https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
guzma is the real slim shady

>>30371894
>ywn badly sing along to the Yolandi parts of Evil Boy while Guzma does Ninja's
Why even live?

>>30371837
Well, he looks stunning.

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reminder that lusamine broke our boy

>>30371908
This is the closest I've found: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrbiBMkt6vo

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mmd of guzma as skipping baguette child when

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This is another good one, since it actually looks like a dance choreographed for guys: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL6WSoECd9Q

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>>30372067
Ah, I have seen that one. It doesn't have the dance that made the music video so popular and memetic. I wonder if its possible program MMDs to do certain dances.

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* How will you pound?

>>30371863
>>30371837
>>30371870
Holy shit, this is great.

>>30372207
It is, you can make your own motion data, I don't know how to do it though.

>>30371923
That's weird if they're not focusing on shipping because the term fujoshi was coined by BL fans to describe themselves, and you know, Japan has so many insults for not matching standards. Maybe the term has broadened to just girls who are into all men all the time without homo. Then again, have you seen the fanfics?

I remember the other week people misheard the Tiger Mask W ep saying 'purojoshi'. That seems to be the usual term.

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>>30372333
I see, gotta look around the net then.

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>>30372323
you're welcome

>>30372264
There are many ways to pound.

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In Guzma x Chicken fics, do you guys prefer Chicken to be referred to as Chicken-chan, Moon, or just "you" (i.e. "you turned around," "you looked up")?

Also, in terms of lewd, would you guys be interested in male grunt x male grunt, fem grunt x fem grunt, or male grunt x fem grunt?

>>30371837
I just can't enjoy it after headcanoning the grunt version. It's easier to see the moves without the camera motion, and male grunt is so sweet when his eyes close.

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>>30372425
probably 'you' or moon
chicken kinda ruins the mood
also fem x fem sounds good thank you based dramps

>>30372450
No problem. It took me a while to think of a scenario for the Guzma x Chicken fluff that was suggested a couple days ago, but I've finally decided on Guzma teaching chicken how to catch wimpods, and then the two find a shiny and catch it with the power of teamwork

>>30372432
The Grunt version is the best MMD I've ever seen. There's no noticeable clipping, the model isn't "float" dancing and feels like there's weight being put on the floor, the movements are really fluid, even the rendering on the model is way better than I usually see in these videos.

For those interested: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv7BYwMJ5Xc

>>30372587
this one is really cute

>>30372425
hey drampa, think you could write something with this? >>30365827

>>30372587
i think thats mostly the dance desu
the other skull video by that person is pretty clippy
still fuckin rad though

>>30372587
This is so smooth. Cute!

Okay last one I'm posting for the night but new headcanon: Guzma can do a backflip.

>>30372735
Oh yeah the other one is pretty shit lol.

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>>30372782
How did I fuck up so badly that I forgot the link AND the picture? I really need to get to sleep.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=61MUCTJ04Qg

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>>30372662
I've always wanted to try my hand at writing drama (which gets autocorrected to Drampa in my phone, thenks /vp/) but didn't another anon say they wanted to write that? I wouldn't want to steal their thunder, unless they were okay with me doing my own take on it.
Speaking of drama fics, I've also thought of doing one regarding Guzma's inner thoughts and emotions while in an abusive relationship with Lusamine. I could easily tie the two situations together, since the reason Guzma probably accepted Lusamine's abuse was that it was what he had grown up with. Perhaps she reminded him of his dad.

>>30372587
It makes my heart melt but it's small time compared to what you find on NND. Unfortunately the best shit always gets taken down by shy creators because Japan. I wanted to show someone the Stardust Crusaders version of Circus to explain wanting a Lusamine one, y'know the version where DIO has allies and fatalities appear behind him, but nope. Not on Nico any more.

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>>30372587
I dig the Thriller one, for the same reaosn, plus the sound effects add to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezHehUa15RY
>Gladion hiding in the background

>>30372829
oh right sorry, i think they said they didnt want to

>>30367843

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>>30372807
Ni ni anon, thanks for the videos.

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what is this line in the japanese version?
because im assuming it didnt say "y'all are stupid"

>>30373588
y'all are bakas

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>>30372860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7gjfI7Ybws

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>>30373662
CHEAP
TACTIC

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>>30373662
This is my finaru form.

>>30373717
Mega Pyukumuku when?

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>>30373588
>Omaera baka dana
>You/y'all are stupid.

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>>30374512
fair enough then

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I just want him to be happy.

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>>30368270
i honestly dont think he'll be in it ;_; we saw team skull for like, 3 minutes and we havent seen them since.
plus this season seems to be focused around comedy so it looks like they're gonna stick with team rocket
i'd love to see him animated though, even if it is a comedy

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>>30374724
Me too.
>>30374763
Hasn't every single team boss have made an appearance in the anime one way or another? It would be weird for him not to make appearance in the anime or in the movie that is Alola centered.

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>>30374914
true, but skull doesnt show up in the OP or ED so i think they'll just play a minor part
however if there is a movie i dont know how they would do it if he wasnt a part of it

>>30374763
>animated
I'd like to hear who they cast his voice in japan

>>30375121
I can probably see him being voiced by Taniyama.

He voices Kittan, Jean, and Yuuya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV657_STQiA&feature=youtu.be&t=236

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>>30375121
depends on the budget i guess
the voices in the sub are pretty good though, so ill keep my fingers crossed

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>>30375007
Yeah. What a pity if doesn't show up in the anime. I get it's anout Ash's adventures in Alola, but could they at least do something to include him? He is a strong trainer, why not make Ash battle him or something?

>>30375173
i'd look at this if i wasn't waiting to watch the entire thing in one sitting.
damn

>>30375257
Read the manga.

or maybe watch this spoiler from TTGL.
https://youtu.be/gU9_l-7DQWE?t=12

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when will guzma [poiler] nut inside [/spoiler] me?

>>30376000
nice trips

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>>30376000
>poiler
you tried

>>30369002
L-lewd I really like your style, those expressions are so good. Hope to see more from you, anon!

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wheres that drawanon who did mina x guzma we need more of that shit

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>>30367334
I just beat the story yesterday, and I have to say that Guzma is definitely my favourite villain of the series so far.

>Bug type team
>Amazing encounter theme
>Amazing battle theme
>Great design
One of the best parts of SM.

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>>30376594
and the backstory too
shame there isnt more of him post-game

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>>30376633
>>30376594
Glad to hear that. What we know about him from the game is nearly not enough. At least you can battle with him and against him in the Battle Tree.

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>guzma will never walk in on you sleeping in his bed
why

If Dub Guzma isn't Jack Spicer I'm gonna be pissed!

>>30377545
That is if there is a chance he will appear in the anime...

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>>30377337
>guzma will never loom over your sleeping form, wondering whether or not to kiss you
>he will never blush as he admires your sleeping form and brush a lock of hair off your face

>>30374763
It's also only four episodes in. How long did it take for Lysandre to show up?

>>30377337
Love the slippers.

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found a cute comic. poor translation because I'm not a native English speaker ;_;
anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this

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>>30378179

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>>30378198

>>30378179
>>30378198
>>30378217
These are adorable, and perfectly readable! Thank you!

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>>30378179
>>30378198
>>30378217
Cute! I just love the little details in the background like Maxie and Archie fightning and Giovanni spoiling Guzma with candy.

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>Plumeria will never take pity upon a bunch of troubled kids and recruit them into Team Skull
>the mansion will never become overcrowded as a result, with sleeping arrangements thrown all out of wack due to not enough beds
>the older grunts will never be forced to cram in beds together, so the new recruits can adjust comfortably
>Guzma will never give up his bed, inviting you, one of the older grunts, in to sleep with him
>you will never be like "N-nah boss, it's cool! I can easy just cram in with one of the other grunts." while trying to contain your spaghetti

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>>30369002
>>30366780

I wanna write about this, make it as much of a mess as possible

>>30378497
>ywn try to keep cool and stay on your side of the bed
>only to wake up the next morning with ya boy holding you tight from behind
>his morning wood pressed against your ass

>>30371586
Yes, you are because he isn't real.

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I like to think that Guzma has a soft spot for small, cute and seemingly weak things like Wimpod but he'd never admit it...
>I'll never be defeated by a bunch of team skull grunts in a pokemon battle and be brought before Guzma
>Burst into tears and a trembling mess when he leans forward and yells
>He falls silent and orders everyone out of the room, grunts figure he's going to beat me up
>He makes me a warm cup of tapu cocoa instead while muttering "'ya stupid" and the like while avoiding eyecontact so he won't scare me or get flustered

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>>30378667
>uh... boss? you awake? boss!
>hunh..?
>Guzma will never wake up drowsily, having spooned you for the entire night
>b-boss, i can feel... something...
>he will never be completely casual about the entire thing
>well, fuck... that's annoying, huh?
>he will never just wrap his arms back around you, effectively sporking you now

Guzma's a cutie patootie!! That comic where they're little triangles... dangit!

>>30379047
>>30379083
Nailbiting is not something I knew I needed

>>30379040
>Guzma will never nudge your hips lightly against you, pressing his erection against you harder
>He will never let out a tiny moan before sleep takes him over again
>You will never be stuck in such a compromising position with Guzma

>>30379133
>Plumeria will never walk in
>She'll never silently pull out a Camera and Start taking pictures of the two of you instead of helping you
She'll never Join in with the Cuddling

>>30378876
>>30379133
>the two kinds of guzma fans

>>30379286
>"Big sis, please, help me, please"
>You will never just hear her chuckling behind Guzma
>"He's nuzzling me in his sleep, you gotta help me"

>>30379290
Jesus he could stab someone with that nose.

>>30379468
it reminds me of a character from a cartoon but i cant place it

>>30379490
Kaiji?

>>30379529
i dont watch anime so thats not it

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>>30378876

>>30379571
you think team skull would jump you in?

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>>30379571
>that big ugly watermark

>>30379357
>>30379456
more Chicken Chan x Guzma please

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>>30379297
To me, Guzma is for both snug and fug.
>you will never snug the guz like a bug on a rug while holding a mug of tapu cocoa
Existence is pain.

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>>30379946

>>30380228
She's 11

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>>30380316
hey man if she 11 im 11 ya feel me?

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>>30380316
I think most people see chicken as whatever age they are as opposed to her in-game age since she's like a self-insert proxy! That's the case with me because I'm really not comfortable with shipping underage characters.

>>30380316
Is it the same person who keeps posting this?

>>30381196
It'll be interesting to see how the thread reacts to this, I always wondered if girls could have fetishes as bizarre as men's.

>>30381196
good morning to everyone except the person who posted this

>>30380228
>>30380319
thanks anon, you made my day a bit better

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>>30381173
cute
>>30381285
glad i could help out

>>30381196
This is fucking disgusting

>>30381241
You really wanna know? Go to fanfiction.net and search "mpreg"

>>30381241
I hate mpreg. I'm into some kinky taboo shit like necrophilia but I fucking hate mpreg and inflation.

>>30371028
"Yo, you're one fucked up kid!"
"It's ya fuckin' boi Guzma, the one who beats down lil' bitches and never lets up!"

>>30381259
good morning

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>>30381465
Let 'em fuck

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>>30381501

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>>30381501
nanu is for dad activities only, no daddy activities allowed

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>>30381521

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It's ya boi Qtizma

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>>30381669

>>30381196
mpreg is a... strange fetish
once saw this extremely shitty hardenshipping mpreg fic which i read for shits and giggles. the red and blue orbs were eggs? anyway i thought maxie was gonna have baby chestburster groudon larvae because the eggs were lodged deep in his abdomen, but apparently he and archie fucked so much the babies were part human and looked like them. top quality literature
anyway, back to ya boi, considering how many people want golisopod to fug him it's only a matter of time until weird oviposition art starts showing up

>>30381196
I can't like it since I've been in that predicament twice in my life. Was not fun and felt so ugly. Was painful, and seeing Guzma like that makes me cringe with pain.

>>30381801
What are you, a gril or a victim of an inflation fetishist?

>>30381414
If it weren't a kids game they'd probably do this.

>>30381919
grill. Inflation also looks painful as heck.

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>>30382268
So sorry for you, anon

>>30381196
I thought this was just a simple "eating a bit too much food". I didn't think of male pregnancy at all. Reminds me of it being a thing back in deviantart. Shudder.

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>>30370191
I know that feeling ... I have the same problem!

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>>30382467
It was tagged as mpreg

>>30382524
I see. That confirms it.

>>30382467
Even as someone into stuffing that's too much, too bulbous, and too low. Not to mention doesn't hook up to the rest of his skin right.

new thread?

>>30382695
I see. Good to know.
I wonder what next weird fetish they come up next or bring back with ya boi.