Guzma Thread: Those Hands Edition

>Guzma will never wrap an arm around you from behind and lazily rest his chin on top of your head.

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>>30357518
No...please...I can't handle these feelings.

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[spoilers]a lot of people bully Ariados being on our boi's team but I actually really like it[/spoiler]

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>>30357857
NO FUCK ME THE ONE TIME I THINK I DON'T NEED TO CTRL+S

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I cry everyday because Guzma is not real and never will be..

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>>30357857
ariados is my hazard setter, hes a cute boy

>>30357762
Which one? The need of acknowledgement? Plumeria. Young man? Hala in the post game.
Not being able to be a trial captain after turning 20? Not sure, just that other anons have said so and that probably makes some sense since most (dunno about Kiawe) look like children or young teens.

>>30357918
There's always that tulpa idea from a few threads back.

>>30357840
Guzma should sleep in the nude.

>>30357889
It's ok anon. It was just one extra letter.

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>Guzma will never drink tea with you

>>30357966
>after turning 20
Apparently Mallow says something about this after your rematch with her?

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>>30357857
Oh god bless you for liking it. Ariados is one of my favorite Pokémon, it's adorable.

>>30357991
Please, he'd catch a cold.

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>>30357518

>>30357918
>legs spread
Lewd.

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>>30358032
Ah, I see. Thanks.

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>>30358064
I bet he's constantly free-balling under those sweatpants.

>>30357966
Guz is probably 21 or 22. I wish he was a couple of years older, though.

Guzma should take off his shirt and use it to tie my arms up like a rotisserie chicken from Walmart. Then puts his jacket back on as he unzips his pants to reveal his personal Ultra Beast. Then he should thigh-fuck me while I'm in skinned chicken position. Then he should shoot cum into my hair.

>>30357857
>send out a weak Pokemon against it
>Fell Stinger faints it
>attack rises sharply
>now has two priority moves with boosted attack

>>30358134
Dammit, that made me kind of hungry.

>>30358119
>Guz is freeballing in all my fics
>nothing is SFW

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>>30358169
What are you, Dan Connor? It was supposed to be sexy.

>>30358188
I like that. I wanna dip his balls in marinara and have him pulverize me as a result.

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>>30358119
Makes you wonder why they would specify his crotch.

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>>30358180

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Had to do something with Guzma beat up.

>>30358180
>>30358254
Are there more?

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>>30358284
yea son

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>>30358204
Rotisserie chicken is good, what can I say?

>>30358278
Oh dang. Why is this sexy?

I want to give ya boi a Magmarjob while Moomoo Milk leaks from my lactating Magmars in plain sight.

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>>30358252
Our boys junk must be important.

>>30358278
Did you draw this? It looks very good!
I like how him being patched up makes him look vulnerable.

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>>30358278
bless, all art is important in my eyes

even the really fucked up stuff

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>guzma will never be your mom.
why even live.

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>>30358301

>>30358301
Is he imagining all of that romance?

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>>30358247
>Marinara sauce
What's with the bizzare fantasies /vp/ers have?

>>30358254
>>30358180
Moar

>>30358346
At least he will be a good caretaker for his Pokemon.

>>30358359
i think they both are? not sure
>>30358364
YOURE SUCCIN ME DRY ANON

>>30358404
That is my type of romance. Love seeing stuff like it!
>>30358362
Guzma makes me dirty.

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>>30358362
Not all of us have bizarre fantasies. I just simply want hold his hand.

>>30358247
>>30358362
You reminded me of this video: It's both hilarious and lewd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhiOamN37Y

>>30358317
To be fair, except for this pic, I've been drawing Guzma smut for 2 days straight. Might have rubbed off a bit.

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>>30358346
>guzma will never bang your mom

>>30358362
I think it's just a joke at this point.

I'm a kinky fucker but I'm much more grounded about it.

>>30358464
>Listening to Lusamine's tummy

Thoroughly jealous.

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>>30358452

>>30358546
>Watching pimpnite and people who do shit like read my immortal

shit taste my dude

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>>30358546
Yeah exactly anon. that's why I was reminded of it.

>>30358567
>not knowing Voice Doge
wew lad his voice gets me wet

>>30358567
I don't know what those are, unles that pimple person was the same person who had a video with a lv. 1 rattata in the E4. I watched that the other day. And i think the my immortal thing was a related video.

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>>30358567
>don't know any of these
I didn't miss anything important, right?

>>30358648
Pimpnite is some obnoxious asshole who amazes idiots by baton passing stats onto magikarps and using shit like FEAR that everyone and their mother should already know about. He somehow gets millions of views, though.

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>>30358058
zawa zawa

>guzma will never make lusamine a mommy again and tell you the news that he's going to be a father
>ywn fake a happy expression and congratulate him despite feeling heartbroken and being filled with despair deep inside

>>30358695
I see. Nothing value lost then.

>>30358695
i swear the idiots on showderp could start a youtube channel with the meme mons they come up with. itd be better than that shit

>>30358718
Women are kind of weird. What's with the depressing, emotional fantasies? In utg there were a bunch of people who fantasized about horrible things happening to the male characters so they could comfort them. What's up with that?

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>>30358254
>>30358301
>>30358347
Can anyone translate this?

>>30358791
Hurt/comfort was, and still is, a very popular theme. For some people, it stuck and possibly went a bit farther.

>>30358808
Maybe our based translator anon will arise from his earthly grave again.

>>30358791
I just like sad shit like this a lot for some reason.
I don't really get it either, anon.
Plus I like netorare so that influences it.

>>30358791
That anon's fantasy was weird but hurting their favorite characters is always popular with women. I guess for the hurt/comfort aspect of it and for some reason we like seeing cute guys beat to shit. Maybe it's a vulnerability thing.

I suppose it's a break 'em down and build 'em back up thing. To add another layer of weird, if a woman ships a couple, they tend to like to hurt the more "feminine" character because that's typically the character they self-insert as. So they want to imagine the other character saving "them".

In conclusion, female fandom is a strange beast.

>>30358871
>Girl that likes cucking

How bizarre. Actually, what's the appeal? Or is that impossible to explain, too?

>>30358648
This comic turns me on so much. Guzma in lazy attire and those legs oh god

>>30358910
To clarify couple, I mean usually a male on male couple. Fujo stuff.

>>30358648
>scratching his ass while opening the door
Always so charming.

>>30358648
I keep seeing Guzma drawn with those eyes/face and when he is, he reminds me so much of another anime character that for some reason I can't put my finger on. It's so frustrating.

>>30358791
>utg
hey pal

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>>30358985
Gintoki?

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>>30358939
That crotch tho.
I like him in this attire too.

>>30359067
I was just about to say this too.

>>30358910
Really? For me seeing a character I love beaten and broken down emotionally, physically or both is the main dish, the comfort part is the sweet desert
I don't like self inserts in fics but don't mind seeing it in fanart

>>30359067
Maaaaybe but I think it's someone with harsher eyes.

>>30357857
Guzma has a soft spot for all things thought to be weak.

>>30359120
So is this like a fap thing or just a weird "OH YEAH LOOK AT HIM SUFFER" thing?

>>30359120
That's what I meant. As for the self-insert thing, that's a whole other animal but one that's really common for female fans. It's why if you see a fujo ship, female fans will almost always write from the more feminine character's perspective and that character will bottom 99% of the time.

Which always frustrated me because usually the character most female fans want to be the top is the one I want to see get topped. Guzma fits in that mold, I guess.

where does team skull rank on the enemy organization scale

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>>30359212
idk Gintoki's eyes can get harsher than that, he is a man of many faces

>>30358910
>weird
Well, I won't deny that, anon. I've always been a little out there with my interests, I think.
Fics where characters emotionally and/or physically suffer are my shit desu senpai.

>>30359268
It CAN be a fap thing but it's...hard to explain. The only way I can think to explain it is that the vulnerability of suffering looks good on guys. Especially if they're more obstinate characters so the eventual breakdown is more satisfying. It's a way of getting emotional walls down on a character, I guess? I'm trying to understand my own fucked up mind but it's bretty hard.

>>30359288
rocket
skull
aqua
magma
galactic
aether
plasma
flare

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>>30359288
Power wise? Bottom. Music wise? Top. Character/development-wise? Also at the top. As a side, best emblem too.

>>30359364
I agree with this, when i first saw the emblem i thought it was rad as hell.

Still do

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>>30358791
Not sure? I'm a girl and I've always been super uncomfortable with fans who enjoy seeing their favorite character get injured or emotionally hurt, I only feel distress at the thought. I feel like I'm in the minority though! I'm not really into male x male pairings either so I'm usually just...on the edge of most discussion as opposed to participating.

>>30359268
I don't think I'd ever flick it to literal just pain and suffering but it gets me a little excited I guess like a kink
that combined with erotic stuff is the best nsfw stuff to me

>>30359397
You sound like you're just the opposite of a fujo. I guess you would be in the minority, 4chan girls have a tendency to be really goddamn weird.

>>30359268
Personally, it's about inflicting absolute despair, not just plain suffering, upon the target character. This can be done via proxy characters also receiving terrible things.
I'm all in it for the mental, the physical is only a means to make it easier in some scenarios.

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>>30358453
L-links to smut?

>>30359464
>4chan girls have a tendency to be really goddamn weird.
dont bully my waifus

>>30359540

Still coloring them, but I'll update when I put them up.

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I love his love for bug Pokemon

>Guzma goes out, and returns with bug Pokemon crammed here and there in his clothes and hair
>He's not even sure when they snuck in there
>Gently ruffles his hair to drive the Joltiks out of there

>>30359476
>Personally, it's about inflicting absolute despair, not just plain suffering, upon the target character.
Fucking this.
Seeing characters in despair is great.

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>>30359476
God, you people are strange. Pretty interesting, though, this is a neat insight into how those who enjoy suffering work.

>>30359551
You don't want a 4chan GF. trust me

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Anons... Do your boyfriends know you worship and fantasize about the guzdick

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>>30359595
I'm looking forward to it Anon, thanks.

>>30359640
my boyfriend doesn't know he's my boyfriend

>>30359397
I thought I was the only one.

>>30359344
Maybe I can better explain it

Woman are care takers. They want a strong man that will take care of them, but they also want to tend to him/the children/the home. Cave man goes and hunts, comes back home scratched up missing a limb or two, cave wife tends to him.

I think it fills some base biological purpose. Like it feels good for a man to come inside a woman or progress in his career, or accomplish some other big task, or take care of his wife...He's filling his "purpose."

I think the hurt/comfort thing is that for women.

>>30359624
who broke your heart anon?

>>30359643
Where is this art from? It's cute!

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>>30359551
I'd say I'm the weird one considering I'm in the minority here! I don't really understand a lot of the things fellow fans are...well, fans of? But variety is the spice of life as they say so I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>30359596
I really love the contrast between Guzma who's really tall and teeny tiny bug pokemon like joltik.

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>>30359640
He isn't my boyfriend, but yeah, I believe he is aware.

>>30359551
Fujos are pretty common and pretty much majority in some fandoms
I've met a couple chill ones in my time

>>30359690
what if I'm a woman that self-inserts into the male character and wants my face beaten in

>>30359691
It's not that she broke my heart, she was just disturbing in general. She was really millitaristic, didn't have any interests, had a super /pol/ mindset, believed women were inferior despite being one, etc. She just had red flags all over and no real personality so I dropped her before anything started.

>>30359640
Yes, and he's mad now. He was supposed to draw me Guzma as part of an art trade, but never did. He said he doesn't want to contribute to his own cucking, or something. Never got my drawing.

My diddlepeeps know about the Guzdick and encourage it

But I'm not a femanon

>>30359762
Man, I don't get why people get so defensive over fictional crushes. Like, if I fap to a picture of this character, who cares? It's not like I'm fapping to/fucking someone real, totally harmless.

>>30359719
you sound like a good person. im also in a minority here, feels good to be one for once desu
>>30359725
same, my mom is one
>>30359756
damn, it really be like that sometimes. glad you skedaddled before it was too late

>>30359690
When I see guzma get his face smashed in it triggers my primal instincts
I never asked for this

>>30359719
I said it once, I'll say it again. You're the minority for NOT being weird if you're on 4chan. If you don't have a creepy "I WANT TO SEE YA BOI IN ABJECT DESPAIR" fetish, you're the odd one out here, but normal in society.

>>30359813
I know, exactly. He even has waifus, draws porn of them, and has a shit-ton of waifu pics saved. But when I have just one guy I like? It's considered cheating, I guess. So I have to try and keep it more on the DL. He is even pissed off that I always draw Guzma. He said he doesn't care to know what I'm drawing nor does he even want to look at it. Oh well, at least I have y'all to talk to.

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Am I doing it right?

>>30359933
>dubs
you doin it just fine anon

>>30359690
Wow, that really laid it out well. I think I get it now, anon.

>>30359915
Have you ever brought up him being a hypocrite to him? Might set him straight.

>>30359813
My last boyfriend gave me the 'YOU LOVE THE CHARACTER MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME!!!' speech and I bailed.

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>>30359762
KEK my boyfriend bought me merch of my husbando he thinks it's cute, feels bretty good

>>30359397
Male x male is super fucking hot to me, but then again I wish I had a penis so it could be some wish fulfillment/self-insert thing going on

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What's this, boyfriends and primal feelings discussion?

>>30359915
He sees you as his and only his and is even intimidated by even the fictional affection of a male character but simply sees his waifus as pornography. It's kind of cute, I used to be like that too in high school

>>30360006
Totally, man. Me and my GF tease each other over each other's husbandos/waifus and send each other cute pictures of them we find. It's really fun, actually.

>>30359640
I accidentally sent him a pic of sexy guzma so yes, but it doesnt matter since we both enjoy rule 34 type stuff

>>30359744
Then you have different issues I think and need a therapist

>>30360067
im straight and the only primal feelings i get are hunger and vanilla lust so i might wimp outta here

>>30359997
Yeah, but he gave me the speech that guys can't be sluts but girls are blah blah. So I just drop it.
>>30360006
You are very lucky.
>>30360068
he just thinks I'm a slut

>>30360213
dump him

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>>30360178
>wimp out
Oh, puns.

>>30360239
Can't. I can handle it, just some days I feel like shit, but I'm tough. I just overreact.

>>30360085
C'mon now anon, you can't post that without showing us what pic

>>30360213
Oh, dude, that's fucking dumb. But if you're willing to see past it I won't judge.

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>>30360178
Don't you mean EMERGENCY EXIT?

Gotta sound cool for the ladies.

>>30360213
Trust me, he's intimidated. He's just hurting your feelings to cover his own weakness. Honestly, he sounds like kind of a tool.

>>30360284
you shouldn't have to 'handle' your boyfriend, dude, especially one spewing backwards shit like that while feeling jealous over your affection for a cartoon character

>>30360284
Why bother staying if he makes you feel like shit? The point of a relationship is that both people are happy.

>>30359915
>>30360000

Why are guys so annoying about this shit sometimes? And they call grills the overly emotional and involved ones.

>>30360257
im a real sucker for bad punchlines
>>30360317
o-oh yeah just a tactical retreat of course

>>30360305
I'm a poorfag, have dependants, and nowhere else to go. So gotta keep on keeping on, yeah?
>>30360317
Probably so. But these threads keep me sane, as well as the other good things in my life.

>>30360352
See
>>30360068

Guzma thread got real.

>>30360344
>>30360349
>>30360352
I'm probably just overreacting. Sorry for venting a bit, but it's all good.

>>30360422
Yeah but it's giving me great material for when my muse is fully replenished

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>>30360400
>she does it for the kids

>>30360422
It's really interesting, though. It's neat seeing how other anons operate/think. It also lets me remember how facing/discussing feelings works, which I needed.

>>30360400
>>30360487
>>30360422
I feel bad for asking now, sorry to hear that anon
Keep on keeping buddy

This but with our boi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkwyQZXzdF8

>>30360487
If we're throwing everything out there

I'm the same way. The only reason I stay with my "girlfriend" is because of my daughter. She refuses to move out of her mother's, she won't get a job, and doesn't attempt to communicate. I told her a while back that we'd never be married, but she seems content. I just want my daughter to be happy and know I do what I have to in order to support her. /blog

>>30360707
why are you all so depressing? be happy please, let me take you to subway

Let's count all the weird ass fetish shit about our boy we've heard in these threads.

>wanting to dip his balls in marinara sauce
>wanting to rub his chain on your pussy until smoke comes out
>wanting him and plumeria to whore themselves out to all the grunts together
>wanting him to be impregnated by his golisopod
>wanting to be beaten and abused by him
>wanting him to be castrated by lusamine

Bonus:
>buying an 8-inch dildo with horrific looking skin flaps because you're looking for something "realistic"

Anything I'm missing?

>>30360487
Basically, yeah.
>>30360707
creepy how almost similar my story is to yours, except he works
Also very sorry to hear. But am glad you care that much for you little girl to have to live that way

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I want Golisopod to fill Guzma to the brim with its warm, chunky Golisopod cum

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>>30360819
>Chunky

>>30359756
I wonder what's up with me because all the time I think things like
>eugenics are a good idea
>x race is inferior
>we shouldnt waste resources on the mentally retarded/severely ill/old people
>those who are bullied and dont stand up and are weak and deserve it
>it is everyones nature to seek whats best for them even if it at the expense of you, and it is in your best interest to act the same
>generally quite cruel "law of the jungle" type thoughts

But irl I cannot help but defend people who I see as weaker who are in a conflict and I always feel a need to be kind/assist people. I want to fix the problems of the people around me despite also despising them for not doing so on their own.


That girl sounds like she just adopts the face of whoever is around her

>>30360811
I want our boi to beat and abuse me, too!

>>30360811
There's wanting to be over-the-knee spanked by him, wanting to put him in despair, wanting to be cucked by him...that's about it. I truly look forward to all the bizarre things we'll have in the future.

>>30360670
I like everyone has the same hairstyle.

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>>30360819
chunky cum

>>30360973
whats wrong? you dont like thick, potent seed?

>>30360811
Being merged into a UB and controlled by Lusamine like a dog.

>>30360884
Sounds like your nature and nurture are at odds. 4chan and potentially your surroundings have given you a very socially conservative, "The weak should die" type mindset, while being female and potentially your personality makes you naturally inclined to be kind/caring and you probably default to that IRL.

Of course, I could be totally wrong.

>>30360973
thick
globby
lumpy

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>comfy Guzma thread turn to feels thread for awhile
I wasn't prepared for this.

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>>30360919
>over-the-knee spanking
T-that was me. I want Guzma to administer punishment while he's sitting in his big boss chair with me bent over his lap.

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>>30360811
Mine is that I want to sit in his lap and rest my head against his chest, hug him as best I can while being a good deal shorter than he is, surprise him with tapu cocoa when he's feeling down and make sure to tell him how much I appreciate him and all his bug pokemon.
I'd also like him to pet me on the head sometimes if it's not too much trouble!

>>30360884
>>30361074

Genuine autism

>>30361063
No, because chunky cum sounds like moldy chunky milk and that's disgusting.

>>30358791
I like guro so the hurt/comfort comes along with it, I personally enjoy the emotion.

>>30361118
well now we're back to lewd so whip that dick out son

>>30361156
goddamnit anon I'm eating cookies

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>Golisopod will never desperately grind itself against Guzma as it's flooding his insides with his thick, hot cum, its instincts guiding it to try getting it as deep as possible
>Golisopod will never try to futilely impregnate Guzma like he's a female Golisopod, but it's unsuccessful

>>30361393
STOP
GOLISOPOD IS PURE

>>30361393
COMFY SNUG ONLY

Any artwork of Guzma puking?

>>30361260
>ywn have Guzma spit directly onto your butthole and feel the tip slowly press against you

>>30361393
That's my fetish

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>>30361449
god i always hate when guys in porn just SPIT on everything

but for guzma i'd probably allow it...

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>>30361118
Sorry this is why I don't like talking about this shit, but I guess I had a slip-up.
But no worries, just focus on Guzma!

>>30361393
I dont think whatever-golisopod-is-based off's reproduction works like that

>guzma will never grope your breasts under your shirt and grind against you in public
>he will never molest you roughly in front of everyone, not caring if anyone sees you two or not
>ya boi will never leave dark bruises on your hips from gripping you too roughly in the heat of the moment afterwards
>you will never bear his child 9 months later

>>30361510
I don't understand the spitting thing, I'd die if someone spit on me.

>>30361510
would you let him spit in your mouth?

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>>30361393
Our boi's life doesn't have to end like this.

>>30361537
It's ok, at least there is always something to talk about.

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Guzma looks like an Imaishi character.

>>30360811
It doesn't have to be lusamine, I'm good for any abuse
I've never been this honest about wanting to see a character abused, most fandoms are super roundabout towards liking hurt/comfort

>>30361543
Oh, Christ, apparently some isopods have two penises.

>>30361544
I suddenly have a new thing I want to try with the boyfriend. Maybe he'll let me call him Guzma if I roleplay as one of his waifus.

>>30361632
Isn't that Kitten/Kittan?

>>30361659
oh god its serperior v2

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>>30361659
...Huh. Lean something new every day I guess

>>30361659
>HEY, DO ANY OF YA WANNA SEE YOUR BOY TAKE IN TWO DICKS AT ONCE?
>Grunts look at him with morbid curiosity

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>>30361674
Yes

>>30361670
You're lucky!

>>30358985
that guy from death note?

>>30361074
But I was always like that, I liked 4chan because I met people like me.

>>30361798
Damn right I am. Now I just need to figure out how to get him in a Guzma wig. If it happens, there will be pics.

>>30361138
I am literally autistic so I cant refute that as a possibility :^)
>>30361393
Holy shit am I turned on

>>30361929
Ooohh, I'd like to see that. I'm envious if couples who role play.

>>30361934
Makes sense, only the genuinely autistic would fap to Pokemon fucking

>>30361393
This is pretty hot.

>all these degenerates chilling in the thread
Normally I would just reply with >>>/trash/ but this is actually pretty damn comfy

>>30362228
It's all for our boy!

tfw you're writing sinful gladion/guzma first-time blowjob fic w/ emphasis on guzma's past relationship with lusamine, while also writing orgasm denial femdom lusamine/guzma

this boi has made me sinful

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>>30360811

lusamina/guzma/chicken-chan threesome when

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>>30362924
This reminds me of The Most Interesting Man meme.

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>>30362979
For the love of our boy D E L E T T H I S

>>30362979
Remove this post

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>>30357431

>>30362979
DELET THIS

>>30358910

Hey now, I just get turned on by blood and testosterone.

>>30360000

>tfw he might be right

>>30359245
>thought to be weak

he raped my team on Aether Paradise

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>>30362979

>>30362988
guzma walks in on lusamine molesting chicken and is invited to join

>>30362930
Very interested in that Gladion/Guzma. Who is giving the blowjob?

>>30358910

It doesn't really have to do with comforting, for me. When I see beat ip/bloody art, I'm way more into the idea of them being sweaty, dirty and pumped up with testosterone and adrenaline from a fight, ready to fuck you in the same animalistic, primal way they were using their fists.

>>30363544
not to be rude but, you suck anon

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Why do the police in Alola just let Team Skull fuck around in Po Town? Why haven't they been ran out or forced to restore the town to its former glory like in pic related?

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>>30363867
Nanu gets a low rent out of it

>>30363751
h-hot. what would he do first?

>>30363753
gladion... but if an anon wanted to see it the other way around, i'd be down to write that too

>>30363795
You. I like you.

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>>30363751
Why do people like making him out to be a rapist? He's too soft inside to rape anyone, feels ooc

>>30364107
i doubt he would do that in canon considering this is pokemon, but it's fun to daydream about it.

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>>30364107
I really don't think ya boi is that sweet, anon. No matter how many people say he is.

>>30364107
it's just a dumb fetish i like to think about outside of my regular enjoyment of his character.

>>30363795
this

What would Guzma's full team of six be?

What do you think he'll be like in the anime?
Was that adventures screencap real?

>>30364348
scizor
pinsir
masquerain
golisopod
ariados
specs weedle

>>30364267
>raised a wimpod with patience
>took care of the skull grunts
>despite being abused and later manipulated himself
>just wants to be noticed by senpai
>wants to improve and left the dark side
Guzma is a good boy

>>30358985
boku no hero academie?

I haven't written any fics in months but Ya Boi is causing some inspiration what do, my people

>>30364411
What screencap?

>>30364598
We need Chicken-chan/Guzma fluff.
Preferably them at a beach in Alola together.

>>30364411
what screencap?

Imagine what Guzma was like as a Little kid
>probably got into fights a lot, lashing out at other for seemingly no reason
>no one notices that the Bruises on his body are too big to be from the hands of another child
>Only associates himself with Bug types
>Probably antisocial and a poor loser
>>30364598
Kid Guzma being a shit kid
>>30364646
Some Pic of what people were Claiming was Adventure Guzma

>>30364632
I was thinking post-or-during-Ultra Space comfort fluff, myself. Ya Boi probably has a lot of emotion to process.

I want Nanu to give Guzma a lazy handjob while waiting for him to talk about his feelings regarding the ultra space trip

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>>30364511
>Beat his dad with a golf club after being abused
>Ran away from home
>Created a gang which pesters the islanders
>Vandalized an entire town and essentially booted everyone out Even nurse joy left and you know she has a high tolerance
>Gangmembers are shit at what they do literally the entire game
>Guzma slams on his chair every time they fail, angrier with each failed attempt screenshot one
>Bullies his gang members but they stay cause no one else accepts them except for the trailer park
>The only members that actually leave are the ones in the pokecenter after you pay them for clothes. They needed cash to leave
>Guzma never came back after the events with the UB wormhole
Such a pure spirit.

I'm not saying I hate Guzma, he's my favorite character in the game. But he's not purehearted like everyone says he is.

>>30364758
That would be good too. I dig it.

>>30364812
I always thought that it was Guzma who got beat by the golf club and he just floored his dad with his bare hands

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>>30358464
good. that dick is all mine

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>>30364812
>Ex-grunts will never track him down to call him out on that shit

>>30364812
A lot of his problems with Team Skull stem from his not being a leader, which is exactly why he never got to be trial champ.

>>30364869
I may have read it as the other way around, I didn't realize it was important until the conversation was over.

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>>30359464
>4chan girls are weird
well yeah. where do you think you are

>>30364806
Seconding for any writefags, please

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>>30359640
we both bi master race

>>30360811
having him tie you up, shove a vibrator in you and use you as a footstool. every now and then giving the vibrator a swift kick

>>30364940
I actually met my boyfriend on a /v/ server, we started shitposting on threads together before finally talking like actual people, even meeting in person and keeping a steady-long distance relationship. It was true love.
I miss him...

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>>30364869
I found it. I was right

Also Yes that's ya boi, you can find him in your house post-game. I've neglected to talk to him because I needed to take a screenie for people sooner or later.

>>30365192
is he died

>>30365211
No, but he's caught in a tough relationship with his family he can't escape, it's complicated.

>>30365210
When i said Your house I meant His house. Sorry for the potential confusion.

>>30359397
I'm actually not that crazy about male x male parings either, due to the fact I got annoyed with them pretty early in my deviantart years (at least those "they hate each other so they must be fucking each other" pairings. God I hate those). And the only instance I think i'm okay with characters getting emotionally and or physically hurt is when they end up pushing through their hardships triumphantly and I get so damn proud of them.

Probably why I enjoy Guzma's character ark a lot. He's been a shit and he's been through a lot of shit, but he's on the path to redemption without losing what makes him interesting as a character. And that shit makes me giddy as hell and I hope we get to see cameos of him in future games even though I doubt it ;v;

>>30364267
I can see that being him frustrated with himself, he does yell at himself anyways not necessarily the grunts

>>30359719
>Guzma finds a nest of orphaned baby joltiks
>Little buggers immediately take a liking to tall boy while he's all tsundere about it
>months later he's got an army of Galvantulas

I wish I had an army of Galvantulas

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reminder
https://youtu.be/NYIBsL9abNM

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>>30359719

>>30359640
yes, i gush about guzma to him often
he doesnt really care tho, so it's fine

>chicken will never be physically and emotionally abused by her family behind closed doors
>guzma will never notice the signs, connect the dots and confront her about it
I need this kind of fic in my life.

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>>30365210
So what I don't get in the English version is that the Japanese translation didn't mention his dad being beaten back, but that he would heavily imply physical consequence if his child ran away. So why put "..I got beaten instead" wasn't there to begin with? Why make it sound like he hit his father if he didn't do in the original version?

>>30365210
The jap lines were different
I don't remember them exactly but they hinted at the the beating the other way around

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>>30365341
>guzma will never do you like michael
>guzma will never kiss you like prince

>>30358791
I just like depressing stuff, I like happy stuff too. A bit odd for me.

>>30360463
Anon, you are making excuses. Reason with your lover like an adult, if he truly cares about you he will understand.

>>30365656
>>30365699
The thing that gets me about the japanese version is that, that's the only line we've been given by the based anon translators. Even if Guzma was beat black and blue by his father, it'd be more likely that he was dragged back home instead of successfully running away to a different island.

It honestly makes more sense that he managed to fight his father off and beat him back managing to confront and defeat his abusive father and being able to make it off-island.

>>30365340
I wonder if in the Pokemon universe specializing in a type makes Pokemon of that type naturally more attuned towards liking you.

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>>30365656
probably a censorship thing with the english trranslation to make guzma a typical bad guy
which is a real shame, because its takes away quite a bit from his character
guzma game theory when

>>30365776
cont. because i didnt add it Now that's not to say that he didn't get beat and manage to beat his father all the same during the same fight, which is still possible.

>>30365783
>Interact with dogs a lot
>Learn how to handle dogs better
>Dogs tolerate/like you more
This logic exists in real life, why wouldn't it apply to Pokemon?

>>30365868
dog type when

>>30365815
>Guzma game theory
As long as that taletless hack MatPat doesn't get involved i'm okay with it

>>30365815
The thing that people tend to forget is that stealing pokemon is a crime, which is what all the evil organizations have been doing.
This includes black and white, N wanted to release pokemon in the wild and the rest of the organization were stealing pokemon in order to do so

Even stealing pokemon from kids is wrong since it's actually a pretty decent way to make a living. Granted, not every pokemon trainer is like the MC who is able to get thousands of dollars within days of getting their first pokemon or millions for that matter because of catching ultra beasts for the government

>>30365977
But Anon, Pokemon GO is a prequel to RGBY.

>>30365776
>>30365827
So there was or wasn't a line in the Japanese version saying that the father got beaten too?
I doubt that Guzma would touch those golf clubs and not to mention beating human with a golf club would leave a noticiable mark on the body, so I doubt those were used on Guzma and his father. All the description says that they are bend and broken but not the reason why.
All I can interpret from this whole thing is that Guzma's dad wouldn't avoid using physical action if his child run away from home.

>>30366340
It's just trying to tell you that Guzma's father, like him, smashes stuff around him when he's mad.

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>>30365827
imagine, if you will
>guzma slumping into his couch, watching tv to take his mind off his recent failures
>his dad and going right off at him, and even though he tries to ignore it he starts to cry
>his mama tries to calm his father down but that only makes him angrier
>his father turns off the tv and continues to yell but guzma just turns it back on
>rage levels max capacity and his dad takes out a golf club and smashes the remote
>now guzma starts to yell back at him, but then his dad starts to swing the club around
>poor mama guzma is too scared to approach and just yells at him to stop before he breaks something
>his dad continues to swing at him, narrowly missing his head but breaking guzma's nose
>guzma folds into a ball on the ground and his dad raises the club again
>just as he swings it down guzma turns around and grabs it mid air
>they struggle against one another as mama g tries to pull his dad away
>guzma finally snatches it off him and blindly swings
>he clips his dad's temple and he falls to the ground
>mama guz starts screaming and crying, trying to wake her husband up
>guzma just stands there breathing heavily in disbelief of what just went down
>"guzma! guzma help me! call someone! quick! guzma!"
>he panics and drops the club, then out the door crying and bleeding
>the last thing he hears is his mother screaming to him to come back
i might write this

>>30365977
das de joke m8

Do you guys think he would have a Prince Albertsons piercing on his dick?
if so, can you pierce a dildo like that?

>Golisopod will never get Guzma to meditate with it instead of taking out his rage on himself and the world

>>30366417
Guzma taking after his father in negative way, I see. So there was no abusive past?

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>>30366522
Wrong photo

>>30366495
Fuck me dude that hurt to read. You need to genuinely write it.

>>30366522
well thats a picture

>>30366532
Well it implies his father was a scary man, just like he was. One of the grunts after Team Skull disbands says he was a bully, and some say he would wreck things when he was mad. Even if his father didn't really hit him he would have put fear in him. Hurtful behaviour doesn't end with wounds, and kids media tends to stick with angry yelling as an example.

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>>30366495
please write this

>>30366662
>>30366532
I cannot say this any more clearly: hitting your kid is very normalized in Japan.

>A 1996 article quotes Tsuzura Masako, then head of the Tokyo child welfare office, denying over the course of several years that child abuse existed; despite her own office taking hundreds of calls a year relating to child abuse. Her exact words: “Child abuse? There is no such thing. Parents hitting their own kids is just a temporary thing. It’s just discipline.”

There is absolutely no way the factors we have end up to no abuse. Guzma's anger issues, the father's implicit anger issues, and Guzma's fixation on strength and violence from a young age are almost textbook behavior of a grown-up child of abuse.

>>30366495
My heart hurts.

>>30365656
Kotenpan doesn't literally mean "to be hit by", it is just a hyperbolic expression. It can also mean "to thoroughly lose", considering its a world where gangsters show off their toughness with Pokemon battles.... wouldn't it make sense for their fight to have been resolved like that?

>>30366662
>Reformed Guzma is growing as a person
>Seeks out his ex-grunts one by one to make amends for his past behavior
>"Sure, I'll forgive you if you let me wreck your ass"
>"Wh-"
>"With my dick"

>>30366495
And then Guzma's mom proceeded to act like nothing bad happened and Guzma was a good boy who did no wrong.

You know, the way she acts is actually pretty typical in an abusive spouse situation. I doubt it was meant that way though.

>>30366532
Post-game, when you beat him again, Kahuna Hala appears
>G: "Did you come all this way to see me?"
>K-H: "Don't think so highly of yourself, I came to see MC."
>G: "You wanna get beat down?"
>K-H: "When will you understand? Only when you respect your opponent's skill, will it bring the best in you... You miss the true meaning of battling. The goat is not to beat your opponent down."
>G: "I don't care what you say to me. Beating people down is all I know!"
>K-H: "Well what I just saw seemed a bit different... While you may say you're only interested in crushing your opponent, I sensed a desire to truly defeat MC."
>G: "You're still trying to front like you're my master huh? I gave up on you a long time ago."
>K-H: "I'll make a fine trainer out of him yet, or I'm not an island kahuna!"
>K-H: "I hope that can be considered penance for the wrongs he and Team Skull have committed."

He didn't just get abused, he took that abuse and inflicted it upon others.

>>30366773
Guzma was a champion Pokemon battler. Only a fucking idiot would challenge him to a Pokemon battle.

>>30366522
Does Guzma have piercings anywhere?

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>>30366786
nah i can definitely see that
typical frog in hot water situation
>>30366739
>>30366675
>>30366567
=3c

>>30366792
The fact that Guzma was obsessed with strength even as a child ("When will you understand?" implies Hala's very familiar with this behavior) should be a red flag. Kids aren't born inherently violent, they learn it.

>>30366495
The summary alone hurt, you need to write it my dude

>>30366728
There was actually a highly publicized case a few years back where a Japanese mother beat her child to death with a golf club.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/10/27/%E3%80%90sad-news%E3%80%91-hiroshima-elementary-school-girl-killed-by-own-abusive-mother/

>>30366728
It's normal to smack them with a rolled up newspaper, yes. Even professionals are expected to do so to discipline children under their care, though the extent depends on the region and supposedly once you're past compulsory education they can't be bothered.

But we're not going to have a dad beating his kid with a golf club in a Pokemon series. He's going to slap him over onto the floor or throw a book at him. That's normal kids show fare, and still focuses on what's said as the problem.

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>>30366939
>But we're not going to have a dad beating his kid with a golf club in a Pokemon series. He's going to slap him over onto the floor or throw a book at him.
But that's where you're wrong, anon.

>>30366939
For fuck's sake, I never even said he hit him with golf clubs. Just that physical abuse very definitely happened.

>>30367007
How old do you suppose Guzma was when he ran away? How long do you think those golf clubs have been there?

Do you ever feel the need to keep your child disciplining weapons on hand at all times in case a child comes in the door?

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>>30366773
But there is no Pokemon in the house.
Weirdly enough there was a small bed for one, but who knows if those were for Guzma's Pokemon when he was little.
I think they could have said it that straight if it was a Pokemon battle, because they way it is written in the game leaves it unclear.

>>30366863
>>30366792
>>30366728
Yeah, I know it's treated like it's nothing in Japan. And that Guzma being aggressive at a child was a bad sign. >>30366786
Also his mother being like his son "dindu nothin" was weird.
>>30366888
That's scary.

>>30367007
What if Guzma's dad is having an affair with Kahili? And it turned into that Tiger Woods situation, where Guzma's mom is chasing after his dad with golf clubs, smashing the car.

>>30367037
And I'm saying he never hit him with golf clubs, they're there as evidence of a ragequitter.

>>30366495
"G-gambino!"

>>30362979
YAMEROOOOOOOO

>>30367054
Do victims of abuse usually go back to their abusers?
In the case of parenting, yes.

Do fathers or mothers throw away their "whooping" belt? No, they wait until their child has done something wrong to take it back out again. It's most likely the same case. They're just his beating sticks.
My highschool nurse had a beating cane for whenever someone did something completely and utterly stupid, though it hurt it wasn't abuse and no one was seriously injured or had bruises of any sort. She'd just whack us with it.

>>30367111
What car?

>>30365244
Got my hopes up

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>>30367054
hey wouldve had to be 11 when he started the trails, and he's estimated to be 20s-30s in game, but i mean how long do the trails even take? he couldve ran away the same year he started them

>>30367164
DO NOT

>>30365609
CHICKEN CHANS MOM IS TOO SWEET TO DO SUCH A THING

>>30367229
It's what I do best anon.

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>>30367272
>it was all meowth
that smug little shit

>>30367272
Shit you right
Her dad then?

New thread time bois:
>>30367334
>>30367334
>>30367334