Guzma Thread

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>you will never be in their crew

Do you think the Grunts ever give Guzma a group hug?

>>30343519
why
even
live

>>30343523
I hope so. The poor guy needs one.

>>30343519
but anon, that's me third from the right

test

Alright, I've updated my new AO3. All the fics I could find from the past few threads have been submitted and can be read whenever without keeping up with pastebin links.

http://archiveofourown.org/users/Wribo/works

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post yfw
>NICE
>HARD
>SMACK

>>30343488
Wtf? /vp/ is faggot central now?

testing again

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>>30343774

>>30343789
implying /vp/ hasn't always been full of faggots

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Always nice to see another thread of ya boi

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>>30343918
i want to dance with him

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>>30343774

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That Pyukumuku greentext story from the previous thread is way too much for my heart, bless you, anon

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>>30343774

>>30343789
yes, and you set a fine example

>>30343789
nigga its always been like this, it just fluctuates in waves every so often

>>30344249
man kukui is getting bullied

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>>30344249
>proper shibari on the chest

please continue

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>>30344249
>>30344323
anon this is a no-bully board

>>30343257

n i c e

despite all the nasty fetishes i've accumulated over the years, good and simple solo stuff like this still always does it for me the best

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>>30343257
>sitting up that straight
I don't think that's possible for our boy.

https://youtu.be/NYIBsL9abNM
i cant believe no one's made a ppap mmd of guzma yet
also there better be a guzma mod for gtaV now

>>30343774
Anon why are you playing as Cousin It?

>>30344531
me on the right

>>30344515
>ywn dicover that Guzma is actually a decent singer as he serenades you with songs like this

>>30344491
>the reason hes always hunched over is because he tried to suck his own dick and popped a vertebrae out of place
trust me, that can happen.

>>30344544
Me on the top.

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>>30344536
thats not my character, silly!
also this is still in my folder for some reason

>>30344604
me on the far left

How old is Guzma anyways?

>>30344648
I've seen people theorize anywhere from late teens to early 20s

>>30344648
Same age as Kukui, presumably. I'd say mid to late twenties.

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>>30344673
>20s
Meant 30s, whoops.

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>>30344686
I'm all for this age because it doesn't make me feel quite as old as the "late teens" theory...Is it too early to fall into the 'ara ara an old lady like me' at age 22? Asking for a friend!

>>30344648
he tried to be a captain at the same time as kukui. captains can be 20 years old at maximum. kukui is stated to have turned the role down willingly, and then become a professor and married burnet, so i would put him around 23-25+. assuming that guzma was his contemporary in both experience and approximate age, i'd put G anywhere between 19-25. there's also plume's line about lusamine being the only "adult" to seemingly respect guzma, implying that guzma/plume don't see themselves as adult/mature yet.

i've seen people assuming late 20s to 30s but i think they're being fooled by the purple eyeshadow and green lipstick. boy's going for the corpse look but he ain't that old.

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this is favourite fanart of guzma
its just so perfect
his facial expressions and structure
his lanky body and hands
the bags under his eyes yet he could still kick your ass
he is a perfect boy

What's the source on trial captains retiring when they turn twenty? I think I must have missed something in my playthrough.

https://youtu.be/dHcfCuuJ1eM

Also why the fuck does he have a Araidos. It's a garbage Pokemon that's been in the dumpster since the gen it was introduced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL6WSoECd9Q

best

https://vine.co/v/MQlPUaF9idr
imagine guzma and plum/wicke

>>30344754
I missed it too, someone please provide.

>>30344722
Yes, 19 is legal and not even that far apart from 22.

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>>30344772
That's perfect god bless. On the subject of vines, I found this handy twitter account: https://twitter.com/teamskullvines/status/803475616683192320

>>30344804
Oh whew!

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>>30344831
god bless us, everyone

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>>30344901
>Nine grunts SLAMMING that like button
>Distant chorus of "ooOoOoOOh!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMJYmS0qyjQ

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i gotta go before i pass out
its been real y'all
keep it tite

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>>30345093
Goodnight. We'll be here when you wake up.

>>30344804
>>30344754
Mallow mentions it when you rematch her in Moon.

>>30344549
>Guzma's sucking his own dick in his room
>Completely focused on it, not particularly paying attention to what's going on around him
>About to finish
>Door swings open
>"Yo, b-"
>He cums all over his own face, startled
>"...."
>"...."
>Guzma sits up straight, just casually licking away his own cum dripping down his face
>Tries to act natural
>"Well, what is it?"
>"I, Uh..."
>The grunt walks away after explaining his mundane dilemma to Guzma, unable to get what he just saw outta his head

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>>30345093
Ni ni anon

>>30345496
>The pokemon rolls its eyes and bucks him off

>>30345559
topkek

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>>30346229
What is wrong with his foot? D:

>>30346251
perspective, niggerino

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>>30346282
But not the right one.

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I just wanna wash Guzma's hair for him

do you guys think guzma gets his hair bleached by a professional or does he just get plumeria to do it?

>>30346492
I like to think it's his own hair, considering all the weird hair colors and hair color combinations in the Pokemon world

>>30346506
It's really not that weird, it's actually something that happens irl to kids who suffered from physical or mental trauma

>>30343770
please write guzma/reader fic

>>30346552
Anything specific or do you just want me to wing it?

If I wing it he's going to bite you. A lot.

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ITS YA PROF

>>30346576
not that dude, but if you'd like, something about the reader having a bad day? featuring hugs and tapu cocoa

>>30346492
He probably just dumps a bottle of peroxide over his hair.

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>>30343774
>mfw guzma puts me over his knee when he sits in his big boss chair

>>30346527
>"Your hair's nice, boss. How long did it take ya to bleach it?"
>"I don't bleach it."
>"But how...?"
>"Well, you know," he's shrugging at the grunt
>Some of the grunts are starting to realize the source of his hair color change

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>>30346691
SFW Guzma x Reader coming up

>>30346854
I want to be grateful but x reader fics are too cringey for me, ya boy needs some good old homo shipping dick in ass fics
But write whatever you want senpai

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Losing to the damn brat again.

writeanon, you here?

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Guzma's so hot, that he gets me hot looking at him and the car window on my side becomes foggy from my body heat. Glad I'm alone in the car.

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>>30347874
Maybe I better start driving.

>>30346854
>>30346691
>>30346552
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8691760

>>30347289
Sorry for the cringe.

>>30343770
https://youtu.be/vkmf3Hbnh_4
1:40 reminds me of this

>>30347997
Could you write something potentially cute about Guzma growing up with his Wimpod (evolution included)?
Or maybe something where it disobeys him shortly after he receives it and Guzma tries his best to befriend it? Maybe fuse these two ideas?

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Just found this in the other thread, anyone got a sauce please?

>>30347289
I like to write gay stuff, what did you have in mind?

>>30346576

i am that anon and i want a nsfw guzma/reader fic, biting is encouraged

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:')

>>30348983
This is what my boy deserves. But I wouldn't love him if this is what he was

>>30348848
>>30346576

More Guzma/reader fics are always appreciated, Writeboy.

And I fucking love biting.

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I like to think about Guzma having awkwardly ill-fitting clothes before Lusamine picked out his clothes

>>30346609
>actually would've been a cool twist
everyone's in team skull and they just hide it from the MC

>>30348983
Oh damn, he is still hot!

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>>30348983
I only wish this could be true, he deserves it and more.
Even if he still had his old clothing that would be great, I honestly thought he was a Kahuna when I saw him, even though he was clearly part of the Skull Gang

>>30349130
But then Guzma would be ruined

>>30349078
I must have missed this "Lusamine picking his clothes" business, did he have an outfit change I didn't notice or something?

How old is Guzma supposed to be?

>>30349187
>"Who's Guzma?"

>>30349196
It's implied that the clothing Guzma's wearing in the game were picked out by Lusamine to make him resemble Xurkitree

>>30348317
The sauce is in the first thread it was showed. Lemme look it up. Here you go.
http://ghostaries.tumblr.com/tagged/guzma

>>30349211
He probably in his early twenties because he wants acknowdledge from adults and is referred as young man by Hala. He is too old to be trial captain, you can't be one anymore if you are 20.

>>30349433
What if he only bleached his hair on her request?

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How this cringey artist gets so many notes on tumblr baffles me

>>30346609
>He has a shirt on underneath the sweatshirt

Dropped.

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>>30349618
>caring about notes
fuck outta here

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>>30349618
Unpopular ship no ones else draws?
I don't know.

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>>30349457
Based, Anon! Thanks. If only it wasn't censored though, this is really nice.

How will you react when Guzma is the Champion in Sun/Moon 2

>>30349618
How many notes exactly are we talking here? If it's only about a hundred it's not surprising since the art is pretty shit though I'd be pissed because this shit gets people's attention but my stuff is ignored

>>30349754
>If it's only about a hundred
>only about a hundred
>about a hundred
>hundred

Anon, even one hundred is way too generous. People I know who are at that skill level tend to get like 10-30 notes

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>>30349679
I know, I know. It is nice.

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>>30349715
Bring it on!

>>30349754
>>30349788

Shit, anon, I shouldn't have underestimated the number

http://springy-chan11.tumblr.com/post/153607775215/so-theres-no-need-to-stay-sad-k

>>30349754
Not sure about that one but I've seen one of theirs with 400 something, a little sad when you think of all the other art this is queued above when searching in the tags

>>30349788
When someone says "many notes" I usually expect about a hundred. Anything less isn't much at all.

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>>30349811
Such a precious boy.

It doesn't matter what happens with Guzma, he's still and will always be, my boy.

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>>30349914
He is.

>>30349788
They're probably just riding on the Guzma/sun and moon hype train. I'm sure if it was during 8th gen/a year from now they'd get the same number.

>>30349869
>>30349897
100-400 notes for what looks like a bunch of shitty 10 minute doodles and they all scream "I only use anime as a refence for faces"
jesus
and good artists get ignored over this shit

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>>30346527
yeah, I know a couple people irl, and a friend in the army (so dye or bleach theory out the window) who have that Mr. Fantastic grey sideburns-temples thing going on or grey hair mixed in with their own so much that their head looks grey.

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>>30350061

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>>30349998
Same.
>>30349996
I saw a cute drawing of Guzma chasing a wimpod with a net and everything. And didn't save it because I was going to get back it, but seems line I lost the artist. Ree.

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>mfw burning need to write Golisopod fill up Guzma so much, he eventually has to throw up bug cum so Golisopod could continue emptying itself into him

>>30350417
Please translate, I need it

My two (spoiler) Favorite guys (/spoiler)

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>>30350300


>>30350314
Golispod is pure!

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>Pokemon tucked up in their Poke balls, Team Skull locked up in their little town...
>I wonder if either enjoy the experience?

T-thanks, Nanu

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>>30350314
c'mon man, i'm eating lunch here

>>30350492
You really think Guzma is 6'2? Man, I just can't see him that tall. Maybe cause he's slouching/at bad angles all the time.

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>>30350626
Bon appetit

>>30350633
I like to think that's his full height, but you can't really see it because of his slouching

autism incoming; you've been warned guzmabros
>chicken-chan will never cuck guzma with nanu for weeks, and eventually get caught by ya boi while not being stealthy enough

>>30351081
>Guzma is yelling at Nanu
>Nanu's expression doesn't change at all

>browsing this thread while drinking cocoa with whipped cream
lovely

>>30351120
i want to drink guzma's tapu cumcua

>>30350268
Is it bad that I think it looks sexy?

>>30351112
>chicken-chan tries to slink away from the scene while guzma is yelling and nanu is not giving a single shit

>>30351147
Kek
I usually hate hot drinks, but have been drinking them non-stop recently. So I can feel close.

>Guzma is beaten by his father for being a fuckup
>Most likely was doing his challenges with a Spinarak and Wimpod
>The day he beat his father up and ran could have been the day his wimpod evolved
Guzma is the coolest character in the series. He also has pretty much the most backstory of any villain in the series besides maybe N I guess.

>Guzma is cool enough to have 2 threads minimum at any time.
Ya boi

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>>30351147
Oh really, anon?

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Does anyone have the link to Soaked To The Bone? I lost it and need it for research purposes.

>>30351314
Wow, he took like half of the bread. Rude.

>>30351338
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8673346

>>30351338
It should in the Ao3?

>>30351338
Ay look at 'dis net, ya boi just found!
When I say go, git ready to throw!

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>>30351357
hes a real rude dude anon, dont mess with the boss

>>30351281
I like my hot chocolate with whipcream too.

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>>30351373
Cheers, Anon.

So. What does Guzma do all day?
Like what does he do in his throne room? He didn't have a TV in there. Does he just go next door and play wiiu?

>>30351505
he fucks. all day. and plays with his cute bugs

>>30351505
Shitposts on Christian imageboard.

>Get to Guzma's throne room
>He aint there
>Grunt points out the window
>He's playing ball with Golisopod

>>30351531
>he fucks you. all day. and snuggles with you and his bugs.*
ftfy ;^)

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>>30351457
Anon...That's not whip cream.

>>30351588
eheh no thanks pal, i like gir- oh dubs confirm im gay i guess

>There was a day where Guzma's boss-ass Golisopod was a weakling Wimpod.
>Guzma loved it enough to raise it

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>>30351674
I like that.

>>30351505
he had a computer right next to his throne

what websites do you think he frequents?

>Reformed Guzma drops Po Town a visit whenever his training day is over
>Checks out every place to see if there's still Punk Girls and Punk Boys hanging around
>Tries to help them out the best he can
>He's there to listen to their thoughts
>Some like to talk to him about what they'd like to try out next, maybe a few of them have already got a job interview or they're gonna start a job at a store
>"Do you mind if I hug you, ex-boss..?
>Sometimes Plumeria's there too, and they take the ex-grunts out to do something that's not illegal

>ywn make wimpod-shaped chocolates for guzma on valentines day
>he will never act tsundere and pretend like he doesn't love them

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>>30351734
Oh you know, porn sites, gaming sites, music streaming sites, different ways to make Tapu Cocoa and researching what his bug eat and like so he can buy them treats from the shop etc.

>>30351828
Imagine if there was a decent sized timeskip between SM and Stars and you return to Po Town to find it built back up and all the Grunts still living there, except not just run down punks anymore.

And it's where you battle Kahuna Guzma.

>>30351734
theres a website with a bunch of random stupid gadgets that are overpriced that i used to go on in class, cant remember the name but that one

>>30351834
This is such a cute idea!

>>30351905
>Nanu's happy for them but at the same time a bit upset about his rent going up due to the area becoming more safe

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Would Guzma be 7 inches or 8 inches? Need to know for a scientific reason. Be serious, need a smart person to calculate this so I don't mess up.

>>30352158
a solid 6.4 is my guess but hes a grower not a shower so give him some breathing room

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>>30352158
Anon, be reasonable

>>30352198
Ok, and how tall aprox? The last detail i need to know

>>30352158
>8 inches
fear

>>30352198
>>30352202
>>30352246
Thanks! the dildo options are either 7 inch or 8 inch. I need accuracy.

>>30352158
9 inches

>>30352242
6'2" but 5'11" or 10 when slouching
>>30352284
jesus lady go small if its your first one

>>30352202
He really likes Mega Man.

>>30352338
I want to live out those fanfics

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>>30352284
>>30352338
you better be buying body-safe like we discussed, anon-chan

>>30352380
alright but go easy before ya bust a damn hole in ya womb

>>30352418
>>30352423
It said it was safe and said its skin moves and shit. Not going near electric types. And my womb can handle it I hope.

>>30352478
>its skin moves and shit.
that sounds terrifying

>ywn buy a dildo the same size as ya boi and be utterly disappointed because even that doesn't fill you up just the right way that he does

>>30352511
It was trying to be realistic I like how it looks
>>30352549
It hurts

>>30352626
post pics no homo

>>30352158
>tfw live at home and want to buy some form of dildo or vibrator
>tfw too scared of being asked what arrived in the mail or someone finding it
Help.

>>30352673
Do what I do. Order more than one thing so you can just say you got the other, less embarrassing, item.

>>30352720
>What's that you got over there, anon?
>M-Miniature dildo
>What about the other package?
>A-A gigantic luxury dildo

>>30352762
excellent now theyll never know about the horse dildo

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>tfw ya boi never suprises you for humping a a long pillow pretending that's him
It's not fair.

>>30352626

>>30352668
Here >>30352853

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>>30352853

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>>30352853
>>30352870
Forgot spoiler.

>>30352853
I never knew I needed this image. Now I'll never know when to use it.

>>30352904
Is that supposed to be a Diglet?

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>>30352904
anon im actually crying why have you done this

Where did this abuse thing come from? Popular headcanon?

>>30352673
Same here. Well, I live with another family and am afraid the dad will open the package.
>>30352822
I need a pillow of him, but no top notch body pillow designs around.
>>30352947
Yes.

>>30352959
I had to censor it somehow and make it Pokémon-related so it wouldn't be deleted.

>>30352998
you couldve just linked it but i like your style muchacha

>>30352979
Talk to his dad in his house on Route 2. Check the golf clubs in the corner.

The Japanese dialogue also suggests physical discipline, but considering Japan's stance on what can be considered "discipline"...

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>>30352981
Just a pillow of him looking like this is good.
And maybe the less clothing version of it.

>>30352904
>that skin
Dicks don't look like that

>guzma will never get so angry at you one day he tears off your clothes and starts dragging you around naked outside like a dog

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>>30353055

>>30353090
Can confirm, my penis looks nothing like this and I'm worried about whose does.

>>30353039
Thanks! Oh yeah, should have linked it instead.
>>30353090
Don't uncirmunsized ones do this?
>>30353132
Hm. I want something like it, or at least, realistic.

>>30353128
Cute cute CUTE

>>30353128
he definitely keeps his chain on when hes fuckin

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>>30353156
>wrinkly dick that collapses on itself being realistic
Well that's one old man's benis then He's only 22 anon!

>>30353181
That's hot. Get smacked in the face and tits with it as he's pounding faster than Michael J. Fox on a jackhammer.

>>30353156
https://www.manhuntshop.com/the-rebellious-ryan-ultra-realistic-dildo_2213.html

THAT NAME FUCKING DESTROYS MY MIND

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>>30353217
you guys are wild

>>30353234
>This dick is really well thought out and constructed from end to end.

I can't stop laughing, fucking help me! This thread has gone off the deep end.

>>30353234
Thank you! Do they sell those on Amazon? And can it be used in girl puss?
>>30353264
Sorry. I don't know who else to ask without risking my identity.

>>30353335
What I mean to ask... the dimensions. Are they only built for ass, or is it universal?

>>30353335
oh no by all means share it here, i got nothin better to entertain myself with at 12a.m. on a tuesday

>>30353335
It's a realistic dick, you can put it anywhere a dick goes, anon. I can help you learn about that if you need.

>>30353335
I'd be careful about buying something that might end up a waste of money. Dildos aren't for everyone, and it can be unnecessary if what you've got going on now already works.

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>>30353234
pvc isn't a good material for your boypussy tho

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>>30353234
Questions on Amazon be like

>>30353629
They've removed all harmful materials originally used in the making of PVC since 2015. There was a huge scare about PVC pipes leaking lead into drinking water and they changed production methods. The biggest problem it has is currently is proper disposal iirc.

>>30353445
Oh goody. That is my main concern.
>>30353457
Well, I had something else, but it broke. Then I had a placeholder, but it's apparently dangerous.

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>>30353629

>>30353786
well shit, that's good to hear

plug away then, writefriend

>>30353820
I meant your hands. It's a lot cheaper and easier to clean.

>>30353410
I want Guzma to use the chain of his necklace to saw on my clit aggressively. I wanna see smoke from the friction. When I'm close, she puts the edge of the emblem into my hole and twists it as he's sawing slowly as a tease and makes my orgasm prolonged.

>>30354114
I have small hands. These little fingers don't have the magic touch.

>>30354139
>she
Meant "he"

>>30354139
I don't think a smoking clit is going to produce an orgasm any time soon.

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>>30354139
where do i find girls like this irl? asking for a friend

>>30353181
But wouldn't it hurt (depending how heavy the chain is) to hit your back or stomach while he is wearing it. Wouldn't mind to use it to pull him closer with it.

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>>30354139
You are going to destroy your clit and not in you good way. That emblem could have sharp edges.

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>>30354212
Pic-related.
>>30354252
I'm not real.
>>30354139
I want Guzma to pin me hard against a wall as he is holding my arms above my head and grinding his leg against my spot. I want him to mutter dirty things and humiliate me for liking it as he licks my neck and cheek. While doing that, he sneakily pulls out his meatrod and when he sees I'm about to explode with good feelings, he shoves that thing in deep and bites my neck down

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>>30354417
>meatrod
I read that as metroid.
Sounds good though.

>>30354417
>I'm not real.
thats my fetish

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>>30354479
>shoving a metroid in so that it burls deep inside

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>>30354502
No, no, I meant that the word reminded me of metroid because it sounds similiar.
Lol

>>30354577
Angry Guzma is hot.

>>30354613
He is but I'm also concerned whenever he loses his mind.

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>>30354577
Me every day.

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>>30354417
>spot
>meatrod

>>30354650
>filename

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>>30354650
>>30354577

Reaction image material.

I want angry Guzma to fuck my cunt as hard as possible, then finish inside of me to mark me as his property.

>>30354725
boys dont have cunts anon

>>30354725
This
I also want Guzma to drag his mini-destruction (nothing mini about it) along the insides of my thighs, closing in on my hotdog bun. He proceeds to push the tip ever so slightly against it, but pulls away and verbally teases me about it.

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lets hear it for ya boy

what is the meaning behind our boy big bad guzma's glasses, and why are they repaired after team skull disbands?\

>>30355146
Maybe he bought new ones.
>>30355103
It's ya boi.

>>30355146
I kind of wish in Sun he repaired them to full circles on both sides and in Moon he cut the other in half instead.

Version exclusive ya boi

Is Guzma were the Alola Champion in a sequel would you beat him or just turn off the game and let him be Champ

>Guzma is big enough to consume a Big Malasada all by himself
>He actually shares it with his bugs

>>30354725
>tfw your holes will never be filled with his cum

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>>30355103
Let's give ya boy a hand!

>>30355055
but i am a grill anon

>>30355080
I also want angry Guzma to tie me up and use me as a seat as punishment.

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>>30355268

>>30355236
id lose to him once and then put his mons in bodybags

>>30355236
I had a hard enough time beating him in that final battle on Hau'oli Beach, I don't think I could take the champ title from him.

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>>30355080
>mini destruction

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>>30355236
I'd turn it off. I'd turn myself off. I'll turn everything off.
Please be happy, Guzma!

Guzma's kink is terrible hentai doujinshi-tier dirty talk

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>>30355384
My hips are moving on their own!

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>>30355384
Like this?

>>30355432
Paint my baby room white with your seed!

>>30355236
I tried to let him win in the postgame match. My magnezone had other plans. 3 dodges and 2 lovecrits. Goddamn it Tin Can.

>>30355448
do people actually jerk it to this garbage?

>>30354479
Shit, I read it as Metapod and didn't think anything of it.

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>>30355236
Destroy him, and his hopes and dreams.

>>30355384
>>30355448
>"Just shut the fuck up and let me fuck your ass"
o-oh....

>>30355524
Do you really need to ask?
The art has to be hot, there is no way someone gets off on the text alone.

>>30355547
He's too damn hot.

>>30355638
I like the text

I want to give Guzma purple nurples

>>30355638
i cant read so i just stick to normal porn, hentai and stuff has always seemed weird to me

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Guzma is terrible. I started off liking him a lot but his betrayal at Aether Paradise shattered any respect I had for him. Visiting him after the E4 was nice but all it did was make his actions at Paradise seem even more inexcusable. Guzma is a selfish brat. Plumeria is cool though

>>30355448
>Control this 'global warming' in my pussy!
Holy fuck my sides hurt

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>>30355780
>betrayal at Aether paradise
What do you mean? He and Team Skill were working together with Aether Foundation. He started to have second thought about the whole UB capturing after he got attacked by one in the Ultra Space.

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>>30355780
>betrayal
he wasn't on your side to begin with

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>>30343774

>>30355448
What the hell did I just read...

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>>30355780
lusamine go home

>>30355952
SCOLI IS MY FAVORITE POKÉMON THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

>>30355316
settle down there

>>30356039
>SCOLI IS MY FAVORITE POKÉMON
im sorry

>>30355610
desu this sounds like something I'd say, I hate dirty talk and I think it makes people sound stupid.

>>30356079
My thirst for my boi is infinite.
Send help.

>>30356030
Based Golispod.
>Guzma couldn't do anything while being posessed
>no one could hear his screams (minus Lusamine, who couldn't care less)
>his pokemon wanted to help but couldn't because they were in their poke balls and couldn't be thrown out

>>30355854
>>30355872
The betrayal I'm referring to was him following Lusamine into UB Space. Why would he go in there? I understand that Team Skull is working with the Aether Foundation but that was only so they could recapture Cosmog. Him going after her was like him abandoning his family. That's why I like Plumeria. She seemed to actually care about the grunts.

>>30356173
>no one could hear his screams (minus Lusamine, who couldn't care less)
Hot

>>30356187
He always wanted an adult to respect him. Even if it was fake, he was fooled into believing Lusamine cared for, understood, and respected him.

Then he realized how batshit she actually was after they got there.

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>>30356328
l-lewd

>>30354417
>>30355080
>my spot
>meatrod
>that thing
>mini-destruction
>hotdog bun

Tara Gilesbie, is that you?

Does anyone have the dialogue for his house in Japanese? the thing about getting beat black and blue?

>>30356468
Who the heck is that? I'm just trying to be nice with my words.

>>30356250
I doubt that. Hala mentored him in his youth. What makes Lusamine a more desirable adult figure than him? If he wanted an adult to respect him he wouldn't have gone and made Team Skull. It seemed to me like he wanted a family more than anything.

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If kukui and guzma were good buddies tho that'll be chill af. Guzma needs more friends.

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>>30356187
She manipulated him.

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>>30356498
This one? Though I think there is a better translation by the same anon in the older threads.

>>30356464
H-he started it.

>>30356607
Did you miss the part where Plumeria literally says that's why he got mixed up with Lusamine?

>>30356187
I doubt he went in thinking he'd be stuck in there forever. It seemed like he didn't think before he acted because he was so desperate for Lusamine's approval.

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>>30356686
Did she say that? Shit, never mind then.

>>30356575
The author of the most infamous fanfic of all time, My Immortal. She's known for using childish descriptions of genitalia instead of actual words

>>30356611
I could picture some cute things with them after Guzma goes off to get reformed with Hala. Their personalities would be pretty funny together when they're not at each other's throats.

Would he recognize the Masked Royal?

>>30356769
just as clueless as Hau and always telling Kukui he'll never be as cool as "MY BOI ROYAL"