Would you date and marry Lana?

Is water wet?

Of course I would, OP, how is this a question?

Now hurry up and translate this.

>>30320657
No, she seems like she'd get fat by age 25

>>30320751
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>>30320657
I would marry her and let her play pranks on me every day.

>>30320657
I'd take Lana out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

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>>30320751

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I'd do her in the missionary for the sole purpose of having a child with her.
So yes.

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>>30320657

She's mine and mine alone. I slept in her bed.

>>30320807
CUTE

do i look like i like boys to you OP

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Her bottoms are falling down in the bottom right

>>30320888

>her clothes are too big for her
>she wears oversized sandels too

She literally spends all your time together fantasizing about a swimmer coming out of the water and pounding her

>>30321208
That's her dropping hints that she wants you to emerge from the water in a speedo in front of her.

>>30320870
yes

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Would Lana be a good mother?

>>30321449
She's a good older sister, so yes.

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>>30320840
Looks like she finally got that strapping young swimmer she wanted.

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>>30320870
Lana is a girl!

>>30320775
This, I bet Lana has a fat homely mother and will become a fat homely mother.

She's like the practice GF that has zero sex experience and you take her virginity and she becomes hypersexualized but has below average hygiene and her cunt gets unaesthetically slimy and acidic when she's ready to go, so the sex isn't really that pleasant for you even thought that it feels good that this naive young thing craves your cock at all hours. You'll date her for a year or so and she'll get way in over her head attached to you and threaten to kill herself when you finally sever the cord in order to pursue a real woman.

And then she'll get fat and become a mega feminist and her social media will fill up with memes about men being pigs and how much she Ioves the adventure of being a strong independent woman on her own and she doesn't need any man, but you know all you would have to do is say a word and she'd be on her back with her legs open ready to be your fuck slut, and in moments of fantasy or temptation you consider it but then go back to your perfect wife and smile to yourself at the secret power you have over a weak girl's heart and sexuality and consider that of things ever go south in your real relationship at least you have a desperate piece of ready ass, and it wouldn't be so bad to watch those fat titties bounce and know she would do any depraved thing you want to her while she cries softly and whispers how much she loves you and missed you, at least once or twice before you get bored again and move on to the next woman

>>30320657
But that would hurt Lillie.

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>>30320775
Lana loves swimming, she won't get fat.

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>>30320870
>>30321545
What was the DEAL with this gen?

>>30321593
So do whales.

And yes she will. She has that fat girl face already. You know the one. With the sad, watery eyes and the piggish nose. First she'll fill out in the thighs and calves but it won't even accentuate her ass. Then comes the stomach and arms. Finally she'll become what she always was going to be, a fat, no ass, no tits kindly woman with a broken heart, a small ugly dog, and bangs.

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>>30321761
Do not bully Lana.

>>30321844
I don't need to bully her. Her own crushing lack of self value will do that on its own. Eventually she will find her male counterpart, a soft, doughy feminized man with facial acne well into his 30s, and they will borrow each other's sweaters.

>can't fight with Lana in the Battle Tree

homosexual

>>30320657
No, but I do think she has the potential to be a good mother.

Lana is a DAUGHTERU, get it right. You wouldn't fuck your daughteru.

>>30322254
>>30322178
But would she have the breasts to feed children? She's flat

>>30321627

Alola seems to encourage their diversity for lack of a better term.

>>30321567
>Implying Lille didn't find a new man to fuck in Sinoh

Lana or Mallow are your new wives now