Jesus christ I love the male team skull grunts, they're adorable. I wish you could take one on a date. Some memorable quotes.>So, what? I'm lower than a Pokémon?! I already got self-esteem issues, man!>I can stand guard even when I'm squatting!
>It's your berry thief boys!>Yo, think about the bus drivers! If we take this bus stop they can all chill!
female reader x male skull grunt fics when?
>>30242164
Piece of shit scumbag thugs, no surprise a fucking woman likes assholes.
The best is when you tell them you don't recognize them and they have a mini freak out
>>30242202
Then they swap places
>>30242164
>HEY EVERYONE FEMANON HERE
>beat hau during title defense
>you can tell his soul has been crushed but he's still trying to put on a smile
>>30242215
You cant lie to me we all know you get off the idea of a Skull Male Grunt(bad bad bad bad boy you make me feel so good) beating the shit out of you then raping you because you are a woman.
"We're both named Grunt!"
also
>>30242202
>>30242241
is great
>>30242164
>>30242248
>>30242164
They're juggalos
>made up of outcast white trash teens
>obsessed with hip hop
>commit petty crimes and pretend to act tough
>bizzare style of dress based on hip hop culture but with their own unique trademarks
>build a personality cult around a guy who everyone not in Skull sees as a loser, but they practically deify
>the butt of jokes everywhere, no one likes them or even takes them seriously
You even find a few of them chilling in a trailer park.
>>30242197
>scumbag
the charm point is that they're big nerds with self-esteem issues that get happy when you remember them but they put up a (comically bad) tough guy act
see: trying to intimidate a bus stop and having no one take them seriously
>>30242202
I never picked that option...rip
>>30242248
chill captain 4chan what if I'm a closeted gay dude in denial
don't assume
we're here to discuss mongolian purse monster characters
>>30242164
I want to marry punk girl.
>>30242330
>the charm point is that they're big nerds with self-esteem issue
>they're big nerds
Oh fuck no have you seen the hellhole they come from they are basically ghetto black males in white bodies mentally.
Its humorous you think people that grew up in ghettos are putting on an act when they act like a edgelord all the time its not an act ghetto people are just assholes.
>>30242263
I'm a dude
>>30242369
>societal analysis in a pokemon thread
u ok there buddy
Ever had a Skull grunt fall from the ceiling?
>>30242420
no
is that a common occurrence
>>30242492
Against Cipher ones in the Gamecube games it is.
>>30242263
You're over thinking a video game character
Yea there are gangsters that rape but there are "good boys" who do too
My friends little sister was raped by someone she knew from church
dont forget the face when you defeat them in battle
>>30242369
>>30242248
>>30242197
>>30242263
Here's your (you)
>>30242845
a good face
>>30242197
Woo boy isn't woman hating just so much fun? Boy fuck those ladies because they won't touch my pee pee amiright?
>>30242369
Actual niggers don't have this much self-awareness. What makes Team Skull great is that they KNOW they're shit and they aren't even afraid to come out and say it to they're enemies, but keep pretending to be tough because they don't know any other strategy that has any chance of being successful
They are yankees, not gangsters.
Best villainous team by far.
>That one room with the two female grunts in the skull hideout
>yfw they took 17 years to make that dumb joke
>>30244252
The scene that happens when you enter the room makes light of how none of the villain team grunts have uniqe names, something that most if not all other trainer classes have.
>>30243598
>tfw guzma will never break in through my bedroom window to give me a private lesson about destruction in human form as he knocks down all the furniture at 3am
>>30244094
It made me smile.
>>30242197
>All of the people reacting badly to this dumbass's misogyny
based /vp/
>>30244701
It's not because he's a misogynist, it's because he's an autistic edge lord faggot retard looking for shock hues
>>30242164
I like the punk guys better because their uncovered faces are cute and don't slouch.
>>30242164
Team Skull are a gift. They made the game for me with their bullshit.
>>30245490
>does x think I'm hot or something
yes
>>30245611
Same. They're so charming, I love them.
>>30242197
Here is that (You) you wanted for christmas Johnny
>>30242197
Uhhhh
i'm so glad i'm not the only one who wants to smooch the grunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv7BYwMJ5Xc
>>30247549
Every day of the week.
>>30242164
DOKURO!
WOOH!
>Tfw no grunt boyfriend to cheer on while he tries to rap about skulls
>no team skull hat
Why is the customization so bad this gen?
They officially became my favorite after the scene on the 4th island.
Fucking wall of squatting vandals.
>>30242164
They become incredibly depressing post-game.
>>30242164
How do you take screen in game?
>>30243065
why do they lowkey have baby arms? omg they're so cute why can't they be real ;__;
>>30249421
It's one of the few teams that show that there are consequences to beating the boss.
better villains than Team Flare, that's for sure.
all the male skull grunts are my boyfriends and i love every single one of them
>Team Skull Grunts are literally joke encounters
>It's impossible to lose to them since they're always so weak and easy to beat
>They still manage to be more entertaining to fight than anything else
I love Team Skull. Every last one of them is a fucking wigger, yet they're easily the best villains since Team Rocket.
>>30247549
Fuck, I'm crying of laughter. I can't handle this.
I love the one that immediately tries to pick a fight with you and then when you agree he just backs off.
>The five grunts who pool their team together before you fight Hapu
None of the other teams had this level of teamwork. These losers put their all into that one final attack, even if they knew they'd lose. Team Skull is the most respectable team.
>>30251450
Basically this, but SM is a goldmine of well-developed characters.
>>30247549
Well yeah that's awesome but he should be making Olivia porn.
>>30251533
anon stop you'll break his heart
he's just trying to woo you
>>30242164
best team and easily the best part about the game
>what don't you recognize us?
>no
that part actually made me burst into laughter
>>30251801
That was the moment that you knew Gamefreak intended for the team to be goofy, and they did a damn good job.
>>30251822
the town they owned was a depressing bit,
they aren't a bunch of thugs trying to take over the world, they are misguided youths with only each other as family
>>30242164
Why is every team skull member white?
but yet they gave professor oak a skin colour change?
>>30242164
But anons-tachi, they raided Po Town and stripped the citizens and fucking Acerola from her huge mansion which is meant to be royalty.
>>30251943
they make a lot of jokes about all looking the same, it was probably to avoid racial issues
>>30251943
>Skull
>Not bone colored
>>30247549
Omg laughing but loving this at the same time. So smooth especially in 1080p60.
>>30251905
>Po Town
I think it's the most depressing area in any pokemon game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm3wp_Bchqg
Team Skull is great. I think SM is the only Pokemon game that's made me feel connected to the characters, even some pointless NPCs. Like the father and son janitors with the alolan Muk and Grimer.
>>30242164
Yeah they are pretty cute, they act too naive to the world around them to get angry at.
>>30242164
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE MALE SKULL GRUNT
>>30251943
Po Town has no sun.
I want to be the object of a female grunt's and plumeria's affections and they fight over me while denying that they both like me!
>>30242164
Besides being cute, Punk Guy/Team Skull guys are thicc.Just imagine how nice their asses are from all the squats
>>30252291
S-stop, thats lewd.
>>30251905
There something i don't get, they're in Po Town because they fail at life in the other island and they were cast away or at some point if your life goes to hell and you don't have other option you just go to Po Town in order to at least recieve the help of the other losers?
>>30247549
god this is so cute, i want a male Team Skull grunt as a bf
>>30242202
That was easily the best one in the entire game. A shame people didn't pick the second option.
>>30252291
How is this thicc? They're boney as fuck
>>30247549
What was used to make this? The model is great and the animation is so smooth.
>>30252771
the model is just ripped directly from the game and i'm 99% sure they're using MMD. as for the animation, i have no clue so i'm assuming the person that made it is a wizard
>>30252143
That father and son janitor, nice small side story there.
>>30252143
Same, best part about this game was the new characters.
>>30252383
I wish they gave more options than they did to conveniently forget who they were.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR7ps_Fi-qQ
You know its true.
>>30242263
>skull male grunts
>beating you and raping you
They're harmless. I want to cuddle with a team skull male grunt.But I want Lusamine to beat the shit out of me and rape me until my dick is empty.
>>30242263
They are too innocent to rape anyone anon.