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>go to my local GameStop
>want to preorder both Pokémon sun and moon
>wait in line
>disgusting ultra-white mother with 2 waste of stem cells hovering around her
>it's my turn
>the guy cashier gets a phone call
>a 12/10 girl fills his spot
>fuck.jpg
>still try to act normal and stammer out "I-I would like to preorder Pokémon sun and moon p-please."
>she giggles and says
>"uhh ok, what's your number?"
>Think "holy shit she likes me" and get a big fucking grin
> Say "I didn't know a girl like you would be single. I have tons of free time, so feel free to hmu anytime" with a wink
>She stares at me with a disgusted look, pauses and replies
>"No I need it so the store can text you when the games are available for pickup"
>at this point the original cashier is dying laughing, and so are the kids.
>Run out of store, get into car, and cry for a couple hours or what seemed like it.

Fuck you Nintendo
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>>29883036
I refuse to believe someone can be this autistic.

Then again, I'm on a Chinese cartoon image board dedicated to adults discussing a children's video game
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Fucking christ OP
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>>29883036
At least you're not that asshole who kept denying he needed help and kept blaming shit on Pokemon. You actually seem normal compared to him.
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>>29883176
Which guy? Do you got screencaps?
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>>29883036
Holy shit.
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>>29883176
>I threatened to beat her haha
>Her dad kicked my ass haha
>I called the pokemon go girl a bitch haha
>They chased me down and beat me haha
>I dont need help haha

That thread was quality for laughs
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>>29883036
>Things that never happened
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>>29883036
Fuck you no one is that spergy
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>>29883252
Kys Fag-Kai
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>>29883036
What's wrong with the world, mama? People livin like they have no mama...
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>>29883036
Next time play it off as a joke and don't sperg out
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>>29883036
Oh look, another spaghetti /vp/oreon with no social skills and doesn't understand a regular pre-ordering procedure. What a genuine surprise.
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>>29883036
I want to believe this is real
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>>29883306
Hard for a sperg not to sperg
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dumb phonefrogposter
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>>29883036
And then you woke up
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>>29883193
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>>29883036
At least you dared to go there, OP. I haven't left my house for two weeks and I really want to get a physical copy of Sun.
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>>29883462
Not too late to preorder for release day delivery.
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>>29883462
Just do it. I really don't understand what's so difficult about interacting with other people in society. Humans are social creatures, they need to interact. Without any interaction with others you'd feel critically depressed. Heck, that's why you're here right now. Dude it's not difficult. Also make some new friends while you're at it.
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>>29883252

This. I have a hard time believing greentexts on 4chan now. People are all about the (You)'s
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>>29883550
Not that anon, but you do realize some people have anxiety disorders, right?
Telling a person with an anxiety disorder to just get out and do it is like telling a person with clinical depression to just be happy or someone with schizophrenia to just stop being crazy.
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>>29883458
I remember this guy! I'm even in this cap! The first time I ever used the Wobbufett reaction image I made. This was a good thread.
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>>29883550
Oh shit you're right. Dumping my meds rn. I wish those specialists had just told me how it was easy before!!!
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>>29883458
>I tell her no
Gets me every time. It was great seeing that thread live.
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>>29883462
here's the big super secret. the clerks do not care. they want you to buy something and buy the insurance/card service extended warranties shit,,otherwise they don't care if your buying cod or pokemon.

just shower and wash yourself before you leave, and wear clean clothes and you can literally be the ugliest, baldest fattest neet there is and they will not care. it's only when you're a smelly unwashed clearly grease riddled stink bag trying to 'flirt' with them or have extended conversations do they actually get annoyed or judge you. you come in place a preorder and leave and they will forget you exist within minutes.
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>>29883809
This. As long as you aren't that faggot that wants to see a manager because of some little petty shit and/or smells to high heavens or otherwise being obnoxious, no one will remember or care about you.
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>>29883462
Amazon doesnt exist where u are anon?
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>>29883662
If they did they wouldn't have jobs. You are seriously taking medicine because of sadness. How can you succumb to your own mind? I hate this nu male generation of feeble minded cucks.
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>>29883288
>hating yo-kai
why though, it's a nice game series. well, the third game(s) are 1-2 are kind of meh.
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>>29883809

This. Dealt with a bunch of dumb people think they are trying to stand their ground, but I don't know or even remember them at all anymore. The only ones that stick out are ones that try to get spicy with the manager and start yelling.
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>>29883036
Fake as fuck.
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>>29884042
Also, how could you not know that they needed your phone number to text you? Have you never made a pre-order before?
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>>29883458
God damn this is the worst shit I've seen on this board.
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>>29883458

I still almost feel like this is all fake.
I feel like this dude came across that Facebook post and decided to try to pull some ruse cruise on all of us, cause his story sounds way too outlandish and "made for TV".
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>>29883662
>I'm sad cause I choose to be and get angry when people tell me to stop my self pity
wew
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>>29883036
>>>/r9k/
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>>29883036
>>a 12/10 girl fills his spot
OP Confirmed Pedo
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>>29883458
>I tell her no
KEK
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I like this copypasta.
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>>29883938
Not him but there seriously are people with mental problems like depression or social anxiety that no amount of trying will overcome without medication to help rebalance chemicals in the brain. That said doctors will prescribe them to every weak willed shit who asks and that reflects badly on people suffering from actual health conditions who need those drugs to even function properly before they can start trying to get their shit together.
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Bampu
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