Thoughts?

>7/8 male

>>29464055
>source: my wife's son

My thoughts is that Pokemon is garbage and the only good thing about it is the porn.

Substantive due process has no place in the law and only leads to egregious judicial activism, taking legislative initiative out of the hands of the elected representatives and putting it in the hands of non elected officials

>>29464054
literal healslut

>>29464054
hips

>>29464055
>It started

Feels like we're getting one Girly starter every generation from now on to appease the fucking feminists who don't even play video games

87.5% male

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>>29464054

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>>29464062
>Appease the feminists
You're half right
It's appealing to someone

>>29464062
>feminists

Know how I know you're a newfag from /pol/?

>>29464054
This is one of the most boner inducing images I have literally ever seen

>>29464062

Actually it's to appeal to waifufags, honestly feminists are better. They are less annoying than waifufaggots.

>>29464065
>>29464064
MOOOOOOTTT

>>29464062
How can someone be this wrong?

>>29464064
>>29464065

Fuck that mind

>>29464062
>being this retarded
Meganium

>>29464062
I think I'll make that the theme of my S/M team.
>This thing
>Delphox
>Lilligant

what else is feminine?

>>29464054
>87,5% male

87.5% chance of a feminine seal penis

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>>29464064
>>29464065

>>29464062
Imagine being so autistic you see politics in everything.

>>29464055
>>29464063
>>29464074
>>29464075
Literally what is the problem here

>getting increasingly closer to wanting to fuck a shemale/crossdresser
>always mentally prevent it by saying the STDs aren't worth it

I'm gonna break one of these days

You fucking zoophiles have 4 boards

>>>/vp/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/

Please stay there.

>>29464054
I want to buy two copies so I can have both the hoodie owl and this pure maiden in my team.

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>>29464054
That's a cute boy.

>>29464054
It's shit

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So have they actually confirmed this starter yet?

If so i'm choosing water this gen.

>>29464054
The eyes ruin it for me. Blue on blue? What is s(he), a fremen? Looks like an ayy lmao honestly.

>>29464084
Obviously. Where the fuck have you been?

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>mod moved the post here

what a fag

>>29464084
what we saw month ago from a leak was real, so yeah

>>29464137
Meanwhile we have a console tan thread that's been up since yesterday, had porn and barneyfag posted in it multiple times and is still up. /v/ is the worst board man.

Worst starter.

>>29464054
Thank god it's the most hated starter, that means that Poppliofags can't stop me from calling the unpopular shitmon out on being shit.

>>29464194
I was under the impression that people hated the cat's final because it was humanoid.

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>>29464128
I don't usually follow the news on the new pokemon games unless I see threads and don't normally browse /vp/.

But i'm really fucking glad it's confirmed.

>>29464178
*cutiest starter

Rape clown was better.

>>29464054
Hips the Seal has a lovely voice

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>>29464065

>>29464292
Hips? That'll be a nice nickname.

>>29464054
>gets the shittiest signature move
Now all it needs is an awful hidden ability so I can mock Popplio-cucks

I'm hoping all it's moves end up being sound-based to laugh at it even harder

its art is actually decent imo. actually the three looks good. the dark fire starter looks awesome desu. it's like tekken's king but with FIRE. I thought it would be a 4 legged shitcat but fortunately, they delivered.

>>29464068
>appeal to waifufags
>87.5% male
It's there to appeal to tumblr and gayfags

>>29464578
It appeals to waifu(male)fags.

>>29464054
I want to fuck it, whats wrong with me?

>>29464596
kill yourself

>>29464578
But that's wrong, you brainless retard.

>>29464425
We can only pray. Nobody with passable taste wants a future where Poppshit is viable in any competitive meta.

>>29464659
Popplio is literally confirmed to still be 87.5% male.

>>29464073
Salandit's evo

>>29464685
>being this retarded
>no idea what otokonoko is
>neglecting to mention that it still hass to have females to exist
>neglecting to realize that gender ratios for starters are just a gameplay limiting mechanic
>forgetting about all of the masculine Pokemon that can be female and vice-versa like this shit actually matters
>thinking GF cares at all about tumblr of all places like the retarded /pol/fag you are
>being this autistic
>literally

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>>29464425
>>29464665
>being this butthurt about Primarina

>caring about gender ratio
>not resetting for a Female

Primarina a GOAT

Great design, great typing, definitely in my top 3 starters.

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Cute!

>>29464177
Including/vp/

>>29464896

The right one is cute, yes.

>>29464747
>neglecting to mention that it still has to have females to exist
It doesn't need to breed with other Primarina. Also it may not breed period, since it's quite possibly canonically gay.

>neglecting to realize that gender ratios for starters are just a gameplay limiting mechanic
Oh wow, this is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Reaching much?

>forgetting about all of the masculine Pokemon that can be female and vice-versa like this shit actually matters
None of them ever go below a 50/50 lean.

>thinking GF cares at all about tumblr of all places like the retarded /pol/fag you are
Well they clearly do since they designed this and called it a male.

>>29464227
The cat's final is slightly less hated than the mermaid, however the owl beats both of them by a fucking mile since it's been well received.

>>29464986
>ignores otokonoko because he's actually a redditor who has no idea

Exposed.

>>29464194
>>29464227
>>29465025
>being happy that people like your pokemon more just so you can shitpost on 4chan about something else

Genuinely pathetic.

>>29465069
How does cross-dressing hurt the argument of it being a tranny at all?

>>29464054
I wanna fuck it

>>29464054
Hips the Seal

>>29465104
Yeah, people actually like all three, and I think they're all awesome. Why the fuck are people this autistic?

>>29465104
>liking primashit
You're the only pathetic one around here, also you're a contrarian and should remove yourself from this world.

>>29465184
>people actually like all three
No they don't. People like Rowlet and Litten. No one likes Popplio except for waifu(male)fags and open gayfags.

>>29464896
>ywn have a Serperior, Phox and Primarina harem

>>29464080
This thread is literally in one of the boards you're telling people to go to. Did you lose your way and think you're on /v/? This IS /vp/.

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>>29464986
You literally cannot be this stupid.

>>29465287
This thread was moved from /v/ to /vp/

>>29465237
>>29465250
wew lad, why so angered?

>>29464194
>Thank god it's the most hated starter

[citation needed]

>>29465285
>and they're all male

>>29465321
>can't prove me wrong
>posts bait image instead

>>29464062
It's mostly for waifufags. I'm not complaining, the porn will be great.

>>29464194
>>29465237
>>29465250
>>29465359
http://www.strawpoll.me/11516105/r

This is the /vp/ strawpoll
Popplio has the least votes, but none of them are """hated""". They've all been received well to varying degrees, obviously people have taken to Rowlet the most warmly.
There's no "hate", though. Just a few dedicated shitposters trying to force a meme.

>>29465392
>mostly for waifufags
>when almost all of them are male

>>29465391
You are wrong. The high percentage of male starters has always been a factor of the games. This is clear waifu bait and isn't really political in nature. It makes you look like an idiot.

>>29465478
I wonder why that's even a thing. You literally get Ditto on the same route as the Day Care Center in Gen 2.

>>29465324

He's probably an angry clowncuck.

>>29465478
That's because starters are always mostly male. That's how they are. Starters don't get to be the exception just because you want them to be. Or do you want to argue that Jinx can canonically be male even though their gender ratio is 100% female?

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>>29465453
>implying people won't soft reset for a female popplio

>>29465453
not confirmed yet

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>>29464064
>>29464065

>>29465572

They're not going to make starters that are more likely to be female than male. How do you not understand the rationale behind this yet?

>>29465564
Reset all you want, you still know that 90% of all Popplios are canonically male.

>>29465572
Popplio is confirmed as 87.5% male.

>>29465564
I actually wont. Im going to roll with it whether it's male or female. I'll give the male a faggot nickname though

>>29464073
Gardevoir

>>29464078

Pokemon can't be feminine. It's fine when a Pokemon is super masculine like Incineroar though.

>>29465128
Because otokonoko just literally means boy, not the fucking travesty you and the fojoshis have made it be.

>>29465655
confirmed by whom?

>>29465655
Okay, and?! No one is really complaining about it.

>>29465450
Least votes = Most hated. This is an undeniable fact.

Okay, NO. This meme has been going on for way too fucking long. Let me know when the REAL starters get revealed. Oh wait, you won't, you're so autistic you'll keep worshiping this shit and ignore it.

>>29465621
They are not going to remove gyms, how do you not understand the rationale behind this yet?
They are not going to remove HMs, how do you not understand the rationale behind this yet?
They are not going to give the cover legendaries a 3-stage evolutionary line, how do you not understand the rationale behind this yet?

etc. etc.

>>2946571
http://pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/Popplio
Literally confirmed.

>>29465754
EVERYONE is complaining about it though.

>>29465250
>no one likes x except for people who like x

>>29465782

Are you retarded? What do any of those examples have to do with anything? Those are interchangeable mechanics that aren't ingrained into how the basic gameplay functions, unlike breeding mechanics.

>>29465773
Nobody hates any of the starters.
If "everyone hated" it, it would have 10 votes as the others shared a split of the remaining 900 or so.
It's fairly close to Litten. There's no hate at all, calm down. It's an awesome batch of starters.

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>>29465808
>pokemon.wikia.com

>>29465852
How are breeding mechanics, especially breeding mechanics that only ever served a purpose in Ruby/Sapphire and have been rendered moot ever since then, more ingrained in the gameplay than staples like gyms, HMs and legendaries?

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>>29465808
>EVERYONE

>>29464075
That's hot

>>29464062
Or it's for diversity. Most starter Pokemon look male from start to finish.

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Looks like I'm getting Popplio as my starter

I mean, traps are kinda hot

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Why care about the nonsense gender mechanic in the games, it will be 100% female in the ashnime and you know it.

>>29466454
MUH DIVERSITY

>>29468660
Are you implying that there's something wrong with shaking things up every now and then?

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>>29466567
Those black dots make it look like he's growing a Johnny Depp beard

>>29464054
Little disappointed that Tapu-Fini is also a Water/Fairy mermaid with a better primary ability. Otherwise, I like it.

prediction: this gen will corrupt the minds of many. we're gonna have a huge influx of filthy, disgusting pokephiles.

and it will be glorious.

I like its cry, and that's about the nicest thing I got for it.

>>29465564
First time i won't do that. I'm actually fine with trap Primarina.

>>29469529
You say that like this board isn't already infested with Pokephiles.