ITT: We wrote a lewd story

Well, where is it?

>>29332864
Greninja

>>29332903
Expanded

CHAPTER ONE:
Electric Soldier Porygon

>>29332924
Her

>>29332936
Apricorns

>>29332924
>>29332903

Gekkouga's homo Expansion to UB2!

>>29332945
Until

>looks like we are going to camp out here for tonight
>salandit i choose you
>help me make a fire
>gosh, do you think master wil let me sleep outside my pokeball tonight

>>29332945
Bag

DORAGON KUROU

we fucked

the end

>>29332864
CHICKEN CHAN

>>29332961
>your popplio, salandit and fomantis will never get in catfights for your affection before they even start to evolve

>>29332976
N-Nani

>>29332976

Gekkouga janai yo Mimikyu dayou

>but it failed

fug

>Saldan do firpiston
>yas mester
>*sene missnig*
>Saladin we wun bcuz ov u
>owu wats dis
>Sadlan no
>Sladne ys
>*scone missign*
>pegrent

>>29333167
translation?

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>>29333167

>>29333167
Kek

>>29333167
>Dodges the pegrent Saldan
>Teleports behind you
>Bring out Narutoad
>Ash Greninja unsheathes his Katana
>Pssh, nothing personnel kid

>mindblowing anon will never humiliate Chicken-chan again

>>29333243
>Salandit used Blast Burn!

>>29333431
>N-NANI?!

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>>29332864
you mean this one?

>>29333478
>Salandit's illusion broke
>It was Mega Charizard X

BURASTO

>>29333167
10/10

I'll be in my bunk

>>29333663
BARUNA

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>>29333663
>>29333770

>>29332960
Alain

>>29333849
Charizard

>I could tell by the way she excitedly nudged her head in its direction that my Salandit wanted me to buy the most expensive poke'food the store owned. Her previous trainer, an affluent richboy, had spoiled her with exotic meals and despite my best efforts, I couldn't break her appetite for anything fancy.

>"No, Salandit" I stated firmly, amazed that, imported or not, cans of food could have so many zeros attached to it.

>Unwilling to let the matter drop Salandit clawed at my legs beggingly, but I ignored her pleas and scanned the store shelves for more wallet friendly foodstuffs. And then it happened...

>It always began subtly- a small hint of...'something'... in the air that I couldn't quite place my finger on. Some concoction of ash and flowers that always seemed to make my heart beat faster.

>"Cut it out!" I harshly whispered down to Salandit, who still hastily clawed at my legs. "You're not getting your way this-"

>"Salll?" The pokemon cocked her head in faux confusion, slowing down her scratchy pleas on my legs.

>I cleared my throat and quickly looked around the store to make sure other customers weren't witnessing the scene. Salandit's scratches began to turn into gentle rubs, slowly trailing their way up my legs until the pokemon was kneading the flesh of my inner thigh. The familiar smell of ash and flowers began to transform to that of sweat and musk that made my warm against my will...


the fuck am i even writing. I'm in class and gay

>>29333333 get

>>29333955
>writing furry smut in class
What's wrong with you

>>29333955
Thats fucking hot anon
but why not make it male fuck

>>29334101
Male Salandits can't control males with pheromone

>>29333955
It's the pheromones controlling you anon!

>>29334085
I dunno. Learning history gets me in the mood to badly write about dudes nutting to claw scratches?

>>29334101
Still waiting for that male slandit form ;__;

So if we make a word-for-word adaptation of Lusty Argonian Maid but change references and such to make it Pokemon, how would it look like?

>>29334191
But who would be Crantius Colto

>>29334400
Samson Oak

and the subject is Kukui testing out the pheromones of Salactress

>>29333887
Thrusts

>>29333955
>my mind was a mess. I couldn't think... fast enough like I usually do. Everything seemed to slow down... Except my nose, which was constantly getting that scent.

>whiff after whiff... Ugh, what is that smell...

>Salandit was softly rubbing against my thighs, squeezing them every now and then.

>I blushed. There was people seeing! I quietly told her to stop, but she kept on going, smiling at me.

>"I... Salandit, p-please... I won't have money for my food later if I buy you this..." I tried to beg now. My hand was just approaching slowly towards that expensive can.

>she merely grinned.

>>29333955
>>29335075
Who cares about Salandit.
Salandit2 or fuck off.

>>29335425
(You)