Which Pokemons would you bully?

Brionne

>>29166889
your favorite

>>29166889
Pooplio, Bronie, Kommo-o. Those are literally the only 3.

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>>29166898
Why would you bully such a sweetheart?

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>Teach it a Fairy move and up its Affection in Amie.
>Be upset when it becomes a Sylveon.

>>29166983
Why would you like such an ugly deformed creature?

>>29166983
Cuz he's an abomination

>>29167078
Literally what? Speak English please.

>>29166889
Wait this makes me curious. If your Eevee has max friendship and max amie hearts who does it evolve into?

>>29166889
Fucken umbreondick loving 13 year old deviantart edgelord piece of shit

fuck sylveon too

>>29166889
All the ones whose designs I think are shit

>>29167265
Again, I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH.

>>29167050
Sauce on the original pic?

Delphox for being horrible and uselesss

>>29167381
>Brionne hater is retarded
rly maeks u think

>>29167052
Go ask your mom why she like you.

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>>29166889
This pic reminds me of my childhood

>>29167528
You hated girly pokemon and you would beat/bully them, but now you want to fuck them?

>>29167547
No my father would scold me for everything that I did nothing was ever good enough for him.

>>29167052
>ugly deformed creature
>>29167060
>abomination
I really can't see why people would think this. Brionne's a cute sea lion with bubbles on it's ears and a frilly dress. I would totally understand if you just said that you hate girly Pokemon, but Brionne's neither of those things. Did you confuse it with Garbodor or Muk?

>>29166889
Mostly Sylveon.
Maybe Brionne.

Most pokemon I hate aren't wimpy enough to bully.

>>29167483
>each arm punches 500 times in 2 seconds
>that's 250 times in one second and 25 times in a tenth of a second

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>>29167643
Here's a qt for showing off your first grade math skills

>>29167149
It needs to have a fairy move to become Slyveon. Gamefreak were pretty smart to ensure this kind of situation doesn't happen unless you want it too.

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>>29166889
I want to bully Leafeon

>>29167643
>4 arms
>splits 1000 by 2

>>29169756
two arms are for holding the other pokemon in place so it doesnt go flying
duh
do you really think a anything could be punched 1000 times without getting some nasty knockback?

fucking causal

>>29166889
Brionne, bully her by sending her into forced work all alone in Poképelago mines.

She'll never see the light of the day again, all alone in the dimlighed cave pointlessly carving minerals out of rock, being fead a load of stale bread and a cup of tap water a day, her dreams of being a faggy popstar and be loved eroding away with the rock

>>29169809
I'm sure you have tons of friends in real life.

>>29169827
>le mad brionnefag face

>>29169844
Not even one, but dude calm down. Did it kill your family ?

>>29169858
must be a clown fag

>>29169864
Probably. I never understood this level of hate for something that doesn't exist. You're just showing your weakness.

>>29169871
The opositte of hate are the people going all "I love Brionne!" every single day. Why aren't you all "bruh it's just a fictional character. Why that level of olev?"

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>>29169809

Nothing will change. She will be the prettiest pop star and most popular starter this gen and you will still be alone unloved and with only lonely tears and infantile revenge fantasies to keep you company

>>29169907
>The least popular starter fome in the official Pokémon poll by a large margin

The only place where she'll be popular will be on rule34.paheal.net

>>29169953
>taking in consideration Twitter polls.
This is your first mistake. Wanna go by Facebook polls to ?

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>>29169907
>most popular

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>>29169907
>most popular starter
Stay deluded, faggot.

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>>29167483
>filters

>>29169963
Yes, if you're going by "Brionne will be the most popular in general", I'm going to use the polls where most of the Pokémon gaming community might participate, certainely not the obscure stawpolls on /vp/ where less than 1% of pokémon players are present and is riddled with waifufags and epic trollzars

And the community has spoken and deemed Brionne like the piece of shit it is. I hope those tumor-looking excuses for pigtails are actually cancer growth so she can have painful migraines and die in 6 months

>>29166889
The crayon dragon. Looks like a 8 year old drew him.

>>29166983
Tranny pokemon.

>>29166889
>try to bully a Sylveon
>gets fed up and screams in your ear as loud as it can with a Hyper Voice attack
>your eardrums explode and you go deaf for the rest of your life

congratulations

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>>29166889
dont bully the dragonslayer

>>29170435
>wear headsets/earplugs
Now about that base 60 Def.

>>29170578
>enjoy you're bann you illiterate swine
Might want to spellcheck before you post. And read the rules. And toughen up, your softness is attracting sharks.

>>29169907
Holy shit how delusional and reactive are brionnefags. A bit more and they will be on otherkin levels of cringe

>>29170614
>>>/out/

You don't belong here.

>>29170614
You are so racist! leave you are not welcome here!

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>>29170631
You're right. I forgot to post a meme. how silly of me.

>>29170647
>>>/out/

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>>29166889
Brionne. I would raise it as a Popplio with the sole intention of destroying it's confidence as it evolves. Once it becomes a Brionne I'll say "wow you became so girly! That's so lame, I knew I should have started with a litten or rowlett, guess I'll catch a Wishiwashi or something" then keep emotionally abusing it until one day it feels the need to prove it's worth. In which case I'd say "girls can do one thing that always proves their worth" and I'd hate fuck it, smiling as I look it in the eyes as it desperately tries to keep up it's happy and cheerful appearance, but I see the glint of tears in it's eyes, and sleep happy hearing it's slightly silent whimpers as it goes off to be sad somewhere else.
I'll keep doing this once it evolves into an Entermaid then I'll finally say "hey maybe you're worth something after all!" and just as it smiles in joy thinking it's finally been acknowledged I'll say "maybe I can make some money off your body" and rent it out to people for their use, satisfied with the sight of it's broken appearence.

>>29166889
none because:
1) im a bully victim and if i bully an animal all I feel like is a piece of shit because of it
2) most pokemon can kill me ezpz so bullying it is a bad idea just in general
3) probably didn't do anything to deserve it

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Actual bullying is evil but I would tease Eevee

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>>29169809

>>29170727
That's going in to the archive of infamy

>>29170727
this is my fantasy

i wish i was your brionne daddy

>>29166889
>bullying Pokemon
You are sick in the head, fuckface!
Autism isn't just a meme, it's pretty real in your case.

I once caught a mareep but it was such a bitch to catch i poked it a few times in Amie.
I felt so bad...

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>>29170578
>>29170614

Glub Glub Glub

>>29170614
>And toughen up, your softness is attracting sharks.

What did she mean by this?

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Kirlia and Gardevoir

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>>29167507

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I want to bully the cute werewolf

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>>29169460
Saladeons were made to be bullied.

>>29166889
Every time i see this pic i think it's nice and then i remember that it's just a shitty metaphor for being a faggot. Fucking god dammit.

>>29166983
Technically speaking, if it's crying in front of you, it trusts you greatly.

any writefags here?

All Fairy Types

Dunking them in pools of poison while they scream in agony

Oww the edge
Edgy out of 10
Edge variant response
Wow that's what I call edgy

There, I saved you fags your posts so you don't have to respond.

>>29174560
Frankly, that's not edgy so much as it is unimaginative. Plus, I'm pretty sure Klefki and Mawile wouldn't be doing too much screaming.

Serperior, the one to start it all
http://pastebin.com/TpdwpvxG
http://pastebin.com/VzTsLcgZ
Beauty pt. 1, 2
http://pastebin.com/xrF3MR31
http://pastebin.com/HLaqGmJ9
Bianca
http://pastebin.com/uWyPqm8J Part 1
http://pastebin.com/frsZ3tsP Part 2
Courtney
http://pastebin.com/YC4VCDru
Wally Saga
Prelude http://pastebin.com/6EEsZXgL
Pt 1- http://pastebin.com/WXWa8ivw
Pt 2- http://pastebin.com/SVgkpvhU
Pt 3- http://pastebin.com/tyvY0gt5
Pt 4- http://pastebin.com/re9kWttp
Elesa
http://pastebin.com/ybMe6CSh
Leaf
http://pastebin.com/ZKvVR1A2 Part 1
http://pastebin.com/Es3xVmuv Part 2
Aromatissee
http://pastebin.com/Nf4v2fCa
Froslass
http://pastebin.com/aKNFEBgN
Illumise
http://pastebin.com/L5YY955E
Iris
http://pastebin.com/yqwkjMfj
Quilava
http://pastebin.com/NhaYKAGP
Roselia
http://pastebin.com/p57LYN4p
Leavanny
http://pastebin.com/NeyvwErF
Lilligant
http://pastebin.com/7eKfcCVr
Braixen
http://pastebin.com/ajmDDnxQ Water
http://pastebin.com/yVYmXVTM Braixen
http://pastebin.com/YaLE7z9F more Braixen
http://pastebin.com/m6xZbijU even more Braixen
Meloetta
http://pastebin.com/QhqzG9DG
Goodra
http://pastebin.com/RkxLkcFF
Weavile
http://pastebin.com/J6ugeGyr

>>29174918
shamefully asking if there is a m/m one

>>29173876
I want to eat her salad

>>29174424

Or it just can't not cry

>>29167528
I know that feel anon

>>29175548
Not that I know of

>>29175548
There's this one with a Leafeon.
http://pastebin.com/AEPq3DeB

>>29175986
guys y is my pp hard

>>29166983
Fucking ew

>>29167392
It's a meme you dip

Is there any bully for Deerling ?

>>29176617
Nope. But if you wanna write not)draw one up go nuts

>>29166934
>Bullying Kommo-o

Good luck faggot

Brionnefags should be insulted on sight until they all leave /vp/ forever, so that /vp/ can be free of their vile cancer. We managed to do it with Lucariofags and Chesnaughtfags, we can do the same with Brionnefags.

>>29176817
> Hating chesnaught
His 2nd evo was (what I've seen anyway) the one that ruined the line, chespin and chesnaught were just fine

>>29175986
Oh hey I remember that. Those were some... interesting times vp went through

>>29170541
How will that save you from Sylveon's other moves?

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Do you think someone could write up this?

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>>29167050
He loves fucking his Eevee and tried to give it that Crispy coverage move against fighting types. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

>>29174918
these to me, are more sickening than the most brutal rape stories, how could someone be so evil and dishonorable?

>>29167636
>I can't see why people think this

Wew lad

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I want to be the qt phox waifu and get sexually~ bullied

>>29169907
If she became the most popular it would be because of poppamaid. Not brionne.
100% sure people would evolve it into poppamaid asap once they see what abomination their poppilo turns into.

>>29170942
>that artist

I would bully passimian =\\\= for... pervert reasons hehehehe

That ass :L

>>29170614
what was that guy saying?

>>29174918
the self-insert in the first beauty one is so comically edgy. was that made ironically?

>>29180675
I think it was a request

>>29167528
Faggot.

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>>29166889
>Think you can play god
HUMAM BEIAGNS MAST BE BROT TO JASTES

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>>29174560
>>29174596

>Gee anon, how nice of you to give me a bath

>>29182962
>A nice acid bath removes all of the unseemly rust from her teeth
Some people know how to treat a mawile right.

>>29182383
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwh fuggem up wit yor doggi knott!

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>>29170727
jej

>>29174918
>Goodra
L-lewd...

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>>29174918

The Froslass one just seems silly to me more than anything.

>>29166889
Audino
So cute
So abusable

>>29174918
The Braixen (Beach) one just seemed cute.

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>>29170727

>>29170727
Literally my mom's asanagi doujin, but fuck you if your popplio isnt't female.

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>>29174918
>mfw dose braixen fics

>>29169907
Rowlet is going to be the most popular (and it has consistently been the most popular, same for its leaked evo). Poopmaid and Luchalitten are by far the most polarizing and hated.

I want ot bully Tsareena and make it kneel in tears. Crushing a strong confident princess is my fantasy.