>Thanks for picking me, anon! I'm so happy!

I didn't. Go away.

>>28927000
haha ur welcome :) haha

I might actually do it. But only because of the cat. Fuck you cat. I'm never trusting fire.

>>28927000
Your welcome, chick chan

Where is my stronk cat

I thought the 3rd stage was atrocious but they actually managed to make something even uglier.

Of course, now get to work it ain't gonna suck itself.

>>28927106
Stop talking shit about your mother anon.

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>>28927000
The middle form feels just a little bit too feminine to me. I mean, the final form is also feminine but there's something about the pigtails and snaggletooth that makes me feel uncomfortable, like I just know someone who likes lolis would probably be sexually attracted to this. It won't stop me from getting Popplio and using the whole line, I'm just saying.

thank you for having a loli fang

>>28927212

I'm on the same fence as this guy here, pretty much. I'm trying to like them, but at the same time, the femininity of the last two stages are really, really making me uncomfortable. Like, not in the sense of "muh masculinity" because I'm actually a girl, but in the sense that, it doesn't really feel right or fair to those who wanted a Popplio to at least look believable enough to be both male and female.

I've lost count on how many people I've seen claiming they're going to soft reset for a female after seeing Poppmaid or for a more recent example, Brionnen (I always keep forgetting its name for some reason). But that just feels wrong. Shouldn't a design at least make some sort of sense to make people at least accept these regardless of gender or whatever falls into their laps?

It kind of feels like a poorly thought out design, because I'm not exactly sure of how many people legitimately wanted their Popplio to become a pop star/idol, or at least, it looks like it'll become something like that. I know they had their game on possibly making a feminine Water starter, which to a extent, I don't mind and I'm sure some are thrilled over having a elegant Water pokemon, but this feels like a kick in the groin as well for those who expected anything but a frilly pop idol.

>>28927600
You're right, popplio should be 87.5% female instead just to change things up. Then there'd be no problems.

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>>28927600
>>28927212

>>28927761
Much better

>>28927000
Aww, man, what happened to my popplio? You look like shit.

>>28927212

how fucking degenerate has this fandom become where the majority of yall look at a fucking blue cartoon sausage with a skirt on and say its loli sexualized panderbait???

you all need to fucking step outside.

>>28927000
Wait what the fuck, I didn't pick you. Why would I pick you, you gay little homosexual twink asshole loving trash clown?

>>28927212
I like lolis

I don't find this sexual at all
It is cute though
I don't like the mermaid

>>28927600
W-what do you look like?
Please be my pokémon gf...

>>28927000
BEST. STARTER. EVER.
Nothing will be able to dethrone her. NOTHING.

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>>28927834
I'm s-sorry anon-sama. I'll t-try harder next time.
>crying internally

>>28927939
YOU'RE SHIT. I WANTED A COOL POKÉMON, NOT SOME DRESS WEARING HOMO SEAL THAT LOOKS LIKE IT SUCKS DICKS AS A HOBBY!

I HATE YOU!! HATE HATE YOU!!!!

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>>28927962

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>>28927000

>>28927939
YOU'RE THE BEST! I'LL PROTECT YOU FROM ALL THOSE BULLIES

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!

>>28927000
I didn't pick YOU. I picked Popplio.
Return to Box 1.

>>28927600
I had the same thoughts anon.

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>>28927962

That little retarded sea lion is starting to grow on me.

>>28927600
I adore the entire popplio line. Like I don't think all three stages of a pokemon family have ever worked for me this much. But I agree with you here. The starters have to have a more general appeal. I dont think there would have been any complaints if this was a pokemon you found in the wild.

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>>28928027
>People think boxing a pokemon is punishment
>yfw boxing them is now actually sending them on private island vaction.

>>28927988
kek

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The fact that this thing is apparently getting so much hate for being feminine despite how masculine many of the past staters are is hilarious and hypocrisy.

>>28927761

See, this looks so much better. It's not even trying to change everything about its, all it did was change the eye style (although it changed the mouth too, which wasn't necessary). This, I'd definitely see this as both genders, no questions asked.

If the same were done to the mermaid, it probably could have been more well received regardless of gender, people wouldn't be going "ahm gonna soft reset for my female". They literally wouldn't even need to change that much, the idea would still be there.

>>28927000
He looks so freakish clown trans seal like holy shit, but i will still choose him.. :33

>>28928128
If genders for starters were 50/50 then people would reset for a male Litten too. It's fine. They balance each other out.

>>28928085
I don't like the first form, but I'm okay with the evolutions. Not sure if I'll go with it in the end though.

>>28927988

This made me laugh.
Still mad they ruined Rowlett though.

>>28928101
Ditto. It's all the salty closeted gays or >>>/r9k/ femininity haters that seem to hate the line. I for one was not expecting Popplio to turn out like this when it was revealed, but I couldn't be more happy.

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>>28927988
CUTE
U
T
E

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>>28927988
>Flamesack

>>28927600
>believable enough to be both male and female
When has this ever really mattered? I don't see people whine about Machoke all day long either and before anyone says but female bodybuilders, yeah they exist, just like girly boys taping and tucking their dicks in and wearing skirts.

>>28927000
Best boy!

>>28928128
I would still reset for a female if it looked like that. I reseted for a female meganium, serperior, delphox, and blaziken and I'll do it for popmaid too.

>>28928234
This

Really who cares. Gender has never really matter when it comes to Pokemon. It's not like having a male Pokemon that looks feminine or vice versa takes anything away from the gaming experience.

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>>28927000
Brionne is cute, but Poppmaid looks too much like a bitchy diva for me to actually pick Popplio.

>>28928285
It really doesn't matter at all. Like I seriously can't believe people freak out over it so much. There needed to be some mechanical like this for breeding buy it could have been just as well +/- like dqm or some shit. It has about as much significance save for a few visual gags like wobuffet or Pikachu.

>>28928128
That loses the idea that is an idol seal though, THE IDOL WHO IS ALWAYS HAPPY ISNT HAPPY IN THE PICTURE, ITS MAD, it has changed what the idea is, and now is just a lighter popplio in a dress.

Literally just remove the eyelashes if you want it to make less feminine AND still maintain the concept of "always happy" popstar.

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You know, a few years ago I called someone a degenerate for having Lopunny pictures on his phone. Now I'm standing here, trying to fuck a pringles can while looking at slightly feminine blue cartoon seals.
Life is strange.

>>28928521
The idea seems to be

>clown/entertainer
>idol
>professional singer

An evolution in the entertainment industry jobs

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>>28928163
>He
I have some bad news for you, and some good news for me.

>>28928108
I don't want it to be punished. I just don't want it to be my friend or associated with me in any shapes or form.

>>28927833
It's what people turn it into. It's like pepe the frog.

>>28927000
No problem
now bend over and expose your genitals

*blushes*
N-no problem, Bri-chan. Y-you're very kawaii.

>>28928564
Life is weird like that. A few months ago I believe in "the furry menace" that /v/ is always talking about, but now I just finished jerkin off to mesprit for the third time today.

>>28928206
>they improved Rowlett though.
Fixed

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>>28927000
You're welcome

>>28928600
mega evo will be hostess?

>>28928600
Yeah it's a nice thematic linkage, they really did a good job in that regard with all three starters, but I personally prefer the smiling idol image over the serious opera singer.

>>28927833
In their defense that is a sexy fuckable sausage.

>>28928705
t. Ace Attorney memer

>>28927600
>Shouldn't a design at least make some sort of sense to make people at least accept these regardless of gender or whatever falls into their laps?

We've been having feminine and masculine designs since Pokemon's inception, so this is a bad argument.

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>>28928642
o-okay master

>>28927000
i love popplio, and i love brionne too, but if the leaks are real then i'm not picking popplio because i hate the mermaid thing, and i love robinhoot.

>>28927600
Designs don't have to and shouldn't have to appeal to everyone. Sometimes they can and do and that's great. But it's often a better strategy to make a design that some people love, and some people hate. Not every design, buy there should be a design that appeals to everyone. There are enough Pokemon that this is something they should do. By doing that the ensure people feel strong feelings for their product. When people feel strong feelings, they become enfranchised with it. Now you know they want and care about it even if they hate whatever design. Because they cared enough to hate it.t he issue comes from most people don't seem to register that there are 800+ pokemon now and that it only makes sense that you will hate soke of the designs.

Starters don't have to adhere to any rules like making sure that all appeal to everyone either. why would they have to? It isn't the norm thst people, for example, make the obligation to pick the same type of starter every gen. Some people do, but that's on them. It isn't Gamefreak's fault they finally made one they don't like enough to pick and it breaks the streak or whatever. A lot of people are going to love Popplio's evolutions. And thats great. People should be able to get designs they love even if it means somebody has to hate it. It's highly impractical to ensure all designs appeal to everyone, and some would say its better to have people who love something and hate something versus something just being inoffensive and I just explained why.

A boy might pick Popplio and then be disappointed it turns girly. That's okay. A kid's starter doesn't have to be their favorite. If they hate it they can easily switch. Most kids dont feel obligations to do arbitrary things like always use their starter

The problem is you shouldn't "expect" anything. At least not the way you're putting it. It sounds entitled. Just because it isn't what you wanted doesn't mean its poorly thought or shouldn't have been done.

>>28928085
I didn't like Popplio at all. The final evo is fine. But I find the middle form irresistably adorable. Like how. I don't tend to like cutesy things. But there's something about Brionne.

>>28928521
>Poppmaid looks too much like a bitchy diva
>reference sheet notes say its playful and welcoming

>>28928853
I have literally never seen a child drop their starter, especially since most of them only use their starter and nothing else so it would soak up all the experience.

>>28927212

>snaggletooth
>feminine

>>28928934
The closest I ever did was playing Crystal, and that's because I caught a shiny Rattata and used it more than my Meganium.

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>>28928837

>>28928940
In anime I always see snaggleteeth on girls and never on boys.

>>28928934
>watched an student play emerald on his phone
>double battle
>go sceptile/aron
>he's on fucking route 113

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>>28927000
This starter was made for him.

>>28928934
That's because most kids aren't devastated by what they pick not being what thy wanted. Go figure they'd be more mature than most people here seem to be.

>>28928853
This anon actually really gets it. Not even memeing.

>>28927988
This is hilarious and adorable.

>>28928996
I would have been devastated as a kid. I was lucky that I liked most of the starters.

>>28928927
>I don't know what "looks" means

>>28927000
y-you too

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>>28928927
Where or do you mean those tiny ass scribbles on the leaks? I can read moon but this is too small for me. Also
>these expressions
>playful and welcoming
Call me again when the official art and model come out, if she doesn't look like an opera stuck up anymore I might think about it again.

>>28927988
Wtf I love all three now

>>28929052
No you wouldn't have. If you really, truly, genuinely would have, you were a big fucking baby.

>>28927962
Stop it, Brionne is a pure feminine boy

>>28928853

This, especially that last part. Clownfags are the most entitled brats ever.

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>>28928968
>>28928940
It's a thing in Japan

>>28929103
Well you know what? I was. I hated Jigglypuff forever because I thought it was an ugly, shitty Kirby in Smash.

>>28929159
Did you hate Peach when she got in Melee, too?

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shes cute but i cant unsee her ears as pic related

>>28929192
>polfags

>>28929188
No, not at all. I hated things for things that'd seem silly to other people. Like I thought Sneasel's sprite was super fucking hideous in gen 2 so I hated that too.

>>28929236
How is that remotely /pol/? Did he say anything racist at all?

>>28929123
Are braces just uncommon?

I mean I think it looks fine, honestly if the teeth aren't rotten I don't really care. Perfectly straight teeth always seem weirdly unnatural to me.

>>28929256
Seeing niggers in everything is very pol

>>28929192
That's because you're supposed to see them that way.

>>28929297
Crooked teeth just aren't really stigmatized much in Japan, so braces and the associated cost, maintenance and pain are seen as unnecessary.

>>28927000
don't mention it buddy! I'm glad I could make you happy

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>>28929094
>Opera stuck up whore
I'm not sure if you're speaking from experience or not but I don't see it. Plus that one head shot of her that isn't colored shows her happy.

>>28929255
Did you hate Wiifit Trainer when she was revealed?

>>28927000
No problem, Mermaid boy

>>28929328
makes sense, thanks for the info. Kinda nice, actually. I never had any teeth problems, mine are relatively straight, but cosmetic dental work is really expensive.

>>28927962
>IT SUCKS DICKS AS A HOBBY!
Why is this a bad thing? dont you want your dick sucked anon? Someone hs to do it

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>>28927000
It's like people forget about Braixen & Delphox. This isn't the first time they've gone the overly feminine route, so why catch feelings over it now?

>>28927600
The real issue with Popplio is that he loses everything that made him unique. Gone is his brave and audacious personality, and his playful circus traits. He suddenly turns into a shy little girl whose traits are just being a girl.

If Popplio was feminine from the start, I wouldn' have minded it. But it's ruined now.

>>28927761
you ruined it

>>28929425
Delphox is less feminine than Poppmaid.

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>>28928991
>Megas confirmed
>Milotic confirmed for Alola dex
AAAAAAAA

>>28929432
I'm not too happy about Brionne, but its personality still seems playful and happy.

>>28929297

fun fact: since very young, I actually needed braces but never got to wear them (not because I refused them) and never did

I've never once gone to a dentist once because I never had cavities or teeth issues asides from baby teeth falling compared to my brother who has always been to the dentist and has suffered multiple teeth issues as time went by.

I've never even gotten a habit of brushing my teeth until my teen days. Now I brush them twice a day.

The end result is that I ended up with a under bite, but haven't really had any problems besides that. I wounded up lucky my face manages to look harmonious despite it and I can eat just fine. At this point, it would require surgery to fix my under bite.

>>28929483
Not as audacious and brave as Popplio was.

>>28929478
Don't get my hopes up, anon.

>>28929432
Are you serious? "Brave and audacious" are some of the popular traits associated with idols in Japan. This is conveyed in the description with it said to always smile. This is to keep others happy and inspire them. Don't remember any of the idol trainer NPC dialogue?

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What if the Popplio line has gender differences, and we just saw the female one in the trailer? The male one would probably still be feminine, but what if it removed the eyelashes at least? It wouldn't be the first time a starter had gender differences.

>>28929063

It doesn't look that way either.

>>28929357
>whore
When did I ever call her that? Or is this your desire to fuck a seal coming through?
I like happy go lucky idols, not serious opera singers. That's all it boils down to for me. She's an opera singer, looks serious and the other prominent emotional expression on the sheet is an angry one to boot. It shouldn't baffle you so much why I see her as a diva due to this, hell I'm not alone with this either, a ton of people have called her diva over the past few months also with the commonly associated negative traits.

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>>28929432
>he loses everything that made him unique

>>28927600
kids aren't as insecure about having a "feminine" looking starter as you think it's 2016 not the 90s girls don't have cooties anymore

Popplio is a boy. He's a circus clown.

And then he evolves into a girl. A trannie.

If it's female then it started out as a dyke clown who realized girls have no place as a clown.

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>>28929614
Poppmaid is gonna be big in Sweden

>>28927212
This is retarded as all fuck.
There's Feraligatr, Empoleon, Infernape, Emboar, Samurott and Chesnaught as blatantly masculine Pokemon. All the gen 1 starters can be included as well and are generally seen as more masculine.

I fail to see the problem with a starter looking feminine especially when the only blatant feminine starters of note are the Chikorita line, the Fenniken line, and now the Popplio line.

We

>>28927761
You fucking fixed it lmao

>>28929614
CURRENT YEAR

>girls don't have cooties anymore

Nice try, that's what they want you to think.

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I think I'm just gonna everstone my pooplio, keep him pure, you know how it is.

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>>28929692
ill yourself.
I'll give you Empoleon and Samurott. The rest are your shitty opinion.

>>28927212
Just want to let you know. All your favorite Pokemon? Someone's jacked off to all of them. I just thought someone should fill you in. Rest well tonight.

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>>28927000

>>28929778
>Infernape is literally based on Sun Wukong
>not masculine

>>28929732
It's true.

>>28929491
Sucks man. Sorry to hear.

It's always kinda sad when you have friends/know people who have obvious teeth issues because you know their parents did take them to the dentist regularly.

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>>28929569
I don't see a Diva or Opera singer at all. All I see is a pokemon Ariel. It seems like you and those other people you're mentioning are just over exaggerating. Just wait until we get more news on the final evolutions or until the game comes out if you're this unsatisfied.

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>>28929732
Cooties corrupt your save file.

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>>28929546
Which starters have had gender differences?

>>28929851
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_with_gender_differences

Venusaur, Meganium, and the entire Torchic line.

>>28929900
Thanks, mate. I am surprised I never noticed this before.

>>28929851
>>28929900
Pikachu too, if you count Yellow.

>>28927761
Why in the world did you make it not smile? That's part of the whole concept with the first two stages.

>>28929813
>based on
>not actually sun wukong

>>28927988
Fucking hell, I can't not see Arin when I look at Dartrix now.

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>>28929641
>>28929761
>>28929777
Clownfags on suicide watch.

>>28930043
Clownfag tears are delicious
So much butthurt

>>28929651
>women are either ugly as fuck or concealing explosives, so all Swedish men are forced to become gay
Tragic.

>>28927988
HONK! So cute, I love it.

>>28929951
a closed mouth is a scowl to you?

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>>28927000
This maybe the first gen when I pick a Water Type.

Soft resetting till female though.

>>28929830
You really can't see the theme? The obvious singing stance, disarming voice, the tie in to Brionne being an idol and so on?
Also I'm not even unsatisfied. I didn't give a shit about Popplio's final evo for months as Popplio itself wasn't really my favorite anyway. Brionne is cute though and my inner idolfag likes its lore. If it would keep that part, not just description wise but also in the art/animation department, I might choose Popplio. What Poppmaid reminds me of at the moment though, an opera mermaid, doesn't really give me any strong feelings of like or dislike either way. I'm going to be positively surprised if it keeps the idol persona and if it, what I rather expect, doesn't keep it I won't suddenly start shitposting the line either.

I'll just wait for Powersaves to change genders

>>28930206
If your closed mouth looks like a resting bitch face, yes.

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>>28927600
Speak for yourself, I love my pop Idol just fine, and I will like Poppmaid just as much

>>28930224

>furfag likes furfag mon

what a surprise

>>28927600
>those who wanted a Popplio to at least look believable enough to be both male and female
It's a Pokemon, what does this even mean?

>>28930359
t. furfag

>>28930284
>Powersaves
>not already having a hacked 3DS

>>28930359

ebin

>>28927833
You type like you're from tumblr. You should probably go back.

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>>28930359

>>28929641
>all clowns are boys
Top lel

>>28929462
Braixen is more feminine than Brionne.

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>>28930224
>giving a shit about its gender when it's going to look cute either way
If Japan taught me anything over all these years then it's that cute is the only thing that matters in the end.

>>28930359
preeeetty much

>>28930489
>>28930455
>>28930384
>um... xd nice projection furfaggot!
can this meme die already?

>>28927600
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>28930489
>>28930455
>>28930384
>hating furshit makes you a furfaggot
Looks like /vp/ has gone full circle once again :^)

>ps kill yourselves subhuman scum

>>28929982
who?

>>28927000
Uggos go in the box. If it was still cute like popplio it would be likeable.

>>28930609
Dumb faggot from Game Grumps.

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>>28930338
>top keck
>not mari keck
One job, anon.

>>28929777
You got a source for that? For, you know, science?

>>28930609
le screaming video game man #29182432

>>28930628
Extending a joke so much makes it tryhard, Anon. Not like I made it anyways

>>28927761
Looks like a wet sad dog. Not an improvement desu

>>28930566

Once your stupid "this Pokemon is furbait" meme dies first, sure.

>>28927600
Fuck off bitch, no one's crying about Lopunny or Delphox but suddenly Brionne isn't ok

>>28930547
Ok, no, fuck you. I think the feminine thing is an imaginary problem in the first place but you'd have to be seriously impaired to truly believe this.

>>28928991
Milotic already exists. Try again

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>>28930607
>le "pokemon is furbait meme"
HAHAHAHAHA

>>28930566
>I-I'm not a furfag if I say their projecting, it can't be me h-hhaha

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>>28930659
I guessed as much, but I had hoped that someone already ran with the idea due to the german or at least japanese name.
>idol
>sea lion
>it's joke
It's seems like a perfect combination if you're familiar with both franchises. Maybe I'll try to request something in the draw thread.

>>28930607
>le this is pandering to furrues meme

>>28929328
I fucking hate it when people make fun of teeth. If you have "good" Hollywood-style, straight/white teeth you need: lots of money and/or lucky genetics.

I have a small gap between my front teeth, I was made fun of mercilessly by other kids my entire childhood. Its become my policy to never point out something related to physical appearance, unless it takes less than 5 seconds to fix. Example: "you have some salad in your teeth" and not "wow that's some bad acne" etc.

It doesn't cost a cent to be a decent human being.

>>28930777
Not him, but I would say that they're around the same level? Magical girl/witch and idol seem pretty even to me.

>>28930778
He can fit Poppmaid on his team with Luvdisc and Milotic

>>28929425
The final fox is pretty neutral

>>28929478
#justice4megilotic

>>28930917
I agree. No one ever picked on my for my teeth, but it's just a shitty thing to do.

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>tfw we are finally getting a bard Pokémon with a decent design

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I can't wait to hear the dialogue of NPCs going into battle. I love the challenge bants in Pokémon, they get better with every gen.
>"Form over function, or function over form?"
>"Soon my beloved Pokémon will make her appearance into high society"
>"Don't think for a second we can't pack a punch!"

>>28929297
some girls actually crook their teeth on purpose in Japan. They find the rabbit teeth and the cat teeth charming

>>28931493
Fucking degenerates

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>>28930667
>>28929951
Fixed!

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>>28930991
Guess again.

>>28931649

That's fucking nice, mate. Don't even have anything against the pigtails since they are in fact just two bubbles on top of the ears. I'd easily take this mate as my starter any gender.

>>28931689
>I've never seen wizard robes: the post

>>28930510
Clown girls are an underrated fetish.

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>>28931689
>eyeliner
>doesn't even get any of the shapes right
this is fanart, I agree with that anon

>>28931649
it's so ugly I could see it evolve into the rapist clown now

>>28928837
s-sauce?

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>people don't want beautiful male seal diva who gets all the ladies
Wallace is disappointed in you all.

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>>28927212
The middle form feels just a little bit too masculine to me. I mean, the final form is also masculine but there's something about the big arms and bulky stature that makes me feel uncomfortable, like I just know someone who likes baras would probably be sexually attracted to this. It won't stop me from getting Tepig and using the whole line, I'm just saying.

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Brionne is my favorite Pokemon

>>28931781
>I could see it evolve into the rapist clown now

how

The clown's got eyelashes (?) more similar to Brionne if anything, the eye style is just different overall since her's are more cutesy.

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>>28928611
What a poor excuse for a Pokemon trainer. To be unable to know how to love and appreciate your Pokemon

>>28927000
Brionne is Blue Madoka.

Draw best girl, Blue Madoka.

>>28931938
I think they're talking about ballio senpai

>>28931781
It looks nothing like it but I agree, nothing's saving this little guy ;_;

>>28931901
>I just know someone who likes baras would probably be sexually attracted to this.

This is actually why I chose tepig desu senpai.

>>28931649
>>28927761
>everyone gets rid of the pink doom pupil
Shame, I liked it.

>>28928027
>not organizing your boxes in numerical order

>>28927962
I bet despite that you like Wallace

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>>28932140

wait, what did you assume I meant by clown? Because Popplio's a performer.

I wasn't lying on the eyelash detail.

kind of scares me that if it weren't for the pink pupil, her eye style would look similar to his too

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I defended you from all the hate threads and bullies when you and your siblings were first born into the world, Popplio.

I saved all the autistic "Popplio Defense Force" images for you.

I was going to stop being a Grassfag and pick Water for the first time.

I heard the rumors you were going to grow up to be a feminine siren, but I didn't believe them. Not Popplio. I knew you were going to grow up and make me proud.

And now, you've gone and come out of the closet.

Why couldn't you wait until I died you transsexual deviant fuck. Have fun having a thousand images of you taking it up the ass plastered all over the Internet.

I want nothing to do with you. You are dead to me.

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>>28932467

>>28932467
Good. You don't deserve his beauty.

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Making waves.

>>28929491

>I've never once gone to a dentist once because I never had cavities

This no pain = no cavities myth needs to fucking end.

I've known too many friends who went their whole lives with ZERO tooth pain and therefore never went to the dentist, then finally go to the dentist purely on a whim cause their work insurance pays for it, and come to find out their mouth is fucked full of cavities and they need multiple fillings, root canals, and even pullings.

I'm just giving you a heads up, you very well might have a bunch of cavities and don't even know it.

I blame it on lots of kids shows trying to scare kids out of eating too much candy by talking about how much cavities can hurt, it gives kids AND parents the impression that no obvious tooth pain means no cavities and no need to see a dentist.

Also, I want to fuck Brionne's tender little pussy.

Not really, I just wanted this post to be at least slightly on topic.

>>28932545
>mermaid-sealion
>buttcheeks

What is this meme

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>>28932545

>>28927000
M-me too.

>>28931689

Yeah, go ahead and post literal fucking fanart to prove your point about how a Pokémon's design looks female.

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>>28932545

>>28932545
You'd best be finishing this, anon.

This pokemon is cute and I like it a lot.

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>>28932467
buh-bye, fake ass bitch~

>>28928234
Machoke isn't a starter, honestly starters should of stayed away from the masculinity and feminine esque characters and done more ambiguous animals instead. I'd rather have starters that everyone kind of likes over a starter that some people love and others hate.

>>28932545

Her junk would be in the front.

Even aside from that why would you want her facing away so you couldn't caress her slender muzzle.

Also, the cleanest best pleasure is chastity so this pic serves no purpose.

>>28932690
Why? Why does it matter if it's a starter or not?

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Anon, m-my eggs are hatching!~

>>28930738
Lopunny isn't a starter, and even if it was, Bunneary is obviously feminine.
And people did cry about Delphox though, until the furries took over Braixen like they will again with Brione

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>>28932690
>lowest common denominator starters
yeah, lets have all our pokes be boring

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does anyone have a large transparent png of the official art? i want to make something

>>28927761
The ear tumors are still atrocious, but you pretty much fixed it and now I can see Brionne's design working for both genders.

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>>28932785

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>>28932756
W-what should I do?

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>>28932825
Also this was weird when making that post

>>28932825
thanks

>>28932690
Did you also whine this much when Braixen happened, or the giant otter moustache and the pig neckbeard?

>>28932818

I'm seeing them more as two bubbles piling on the ears rather than all of it being its ears.

It's honestly much easier to grasp and comprehend than Poppmaid, of all things.

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I can only imagine the magnitude of anal devastation if the final evo is Water/Fairy on top of its design.

The possibility of THOUSANDS of edgy fags losing their collective shits to a femboy Water starter that is literally a poofter. Please don't fuck up this dream for me Nintendo

Also Water/Fairy is generally a good typing anyway

>>28932479
you sure like using this pic anon xDDDDDD

>>28932818
>>28932885
This, that's why I kept them on, plus it'd be boring without them

>>28927000
I do have a habit of getting water starters and he/she (knowing my luck I'll end up with a she) did look cute.

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>>28932785
>>28932825

>>28932717
>why would you want her facing away so you couldn't caress her slender muzzle
Please go back to whatever furfag cesspool you came from.

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>>28932974
Missed something

>>28928285
>what is immersion

>>28933021
autism

whoever picks this one is shit

S H I T

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>>28932545
I can tell if that's some weird ass cheeks thing or if it's just the tail cornering around. This is unsettling.
>>28927212
That's...I think you might be learning something about yourself here. That's some weird projecting shit you've got going on. I'm sure there are a few, but most probably think it's just a dumb cute starter.
And considering every pokemon is sexualized...
>>28932756
Hmm.

>>28932756
And now I've jacked off to a cartoon seal. Fucking kill me

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>>28931202
>they get better with every gen.

>>28930917
*standing ovation*
damn straight anon you tell 'em like it is
not even being ironic

>>28933075
Welcome to the club. That was the initiation

>>28931901
Emboar is larger barabait than Pignite, though. Poppmaid isn't going to attract lolicons like Brionne.

>>28929297
That image in >>28929123 is actually a genetic defect. It's just super common in Japan which probably helped make it popular. It's harmless.

>>28933289
I thought that was just some fad in Japan. They do stupid shit over there.

>>28933289
Wrong!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2271585/Japanese-women-paying-hundreds-pounds-crooked-fang-like-teeth-latest-cosmetic-craze.html
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/yaeba-crooked-teeth-in-japan/
https://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/why-japanese-women-go-for-fake-crooked-teeth

>>28927012
kek

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>>28933603
Well, people do stupid shit everywhere...

>>28932545
Wtf I don't see anything but a bunch of lines? You people seriously get of to just lines? Furfags I swear...

>>28927029
>I'm never trusting fire.

This.

>>28933640
It would appear this ol' denialfag has been BTFO.

It's still a common genetic defect, but that image was not from it.

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>>28930116
kek

>>28933729
It is literally trying to mimic the teeth of teenagers when the permanent teeth push the other teeth making them crooked. It is mimicking something related to youth.

>>28927000
>this is potentially a male.

>>28933711
>Wtf I don't see anything but a bunch of lines?
Art Class 101 :^)

>>28933729
>Dr. Emilie Zaslow, an assistant professor of communication studies at Pace University in Manhattan, who has studied gender identity and beauty in consumer culture, noted that such ever-shifting tastes often have one thing in common: a fixation with youth.

>“The gapped tooth is sort of preorthodontic or early development, and the naturally occurring yaeba is because of delayed baby teeth, or a mouth that’s too small,” she said. “It’s this kind of emphasis on youth and the sexualization of young girls.”

So basically it follows a similar reasoning to women shaving their armpits, legs and mustache. To achive traits that are naturally achieved in young girls but not in older women.

But you can keep denying as much as you want.

>>28934046
I think women shaving their armpits, legs and mustache etc has much more to do with hairiness being associated with masculinity

>>28934090
Women have armpit hair and legs all over the world while lack of body hair is something common only in children and it is not a trend that limits itself only to hair.

>In a cross-cultural study, more neotenized female faces were the most attractive to men while less neotenized female faces were the least attractive to men, regardless of the females' actual age.

>>28929297
>Save money and go to Japan to visit some long time friends
>Hanging out with friend's friends, having fun and shit
>Accidentally laugh loudly without covering mouth
>ohshitoshitsocialfauxpas
>Guy sees my teeth, crooked but not too gross looking
>Starts exclaiming how cute they are, complimenting me on them and asks if they are natural
>wtf
>Girls asking for tips on how to get theirs the same way without pain / injury
>Double wtf
>Learn later that girls with crooked teeth are considere cute and having naturally messed up teeth is the ideal

I stopped smiling with my mouth open in America because people would either make fun of my teeth or accuse me of being too poor for braces.

>>28927000
>Tfw hated her and the leak at first but she is growing on me

Send help

>>28934479
i hated popplio but its evolutions are making me want to pick it

>>28929546
>gender differences that aren't gimmickmons after Gen IV

Nope.

>>28928853
This anon gets it. good job.

>>28927012
first post best post
/thread

I sorta want to fug the seal now

>>28928934
I remember dropping my charizard when I found out it was female. Kind of regretted it later.

>>28935752
>found out

Did you not notice its gender when it was a Charmander? Or did you only find out after transferring it from Gen 1 to Gen 2 (in which case I would have assumed you played the entire game in RBY first)?

>>28927000
>ed]
Shit i misspressed, gotta reset

>>28927988
Legitimately and unironically laughed at Dartrix.

>>28935779
I was young and never bothered to look or realised they had genders.

>>28927761
It loses out the, "Look glamorous" theme and doesn't look as cute.

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>>28935813
You didn't notice you picked the wrong starter until after it already hit its second stage?

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>>28930609
Arin "Gengar is slow" Hanson

>>28927761

Brionne is cuter, which is what I want out of the Popplio line.

I HATE YOU BRIONNE !!!!!

>>28928206

Being so in love with how badass Owl3 looks, I was initially disapointed with Dartrix's design.

But after giving it enough thought, I'm really loving the snob, spoiled rich boy theme.

Having said this, I'm not changing my choice. Popplio line all the way.

>>28928934

Neither have I in any of the gens I played. But it has always been an option.

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>brionne
>bronnie
>brony
Coincidence? I think not.

>>28929432

Except that what's been shown of Brionne seems to be just as brave and audacious as Popplio was. The sole thing that changes between one and the other is the theme of their performance.

Both are still hard working, both still love to act, both still love to show off.

And the sheet for Poppmaid indicates the same personality is retained in the final stage.

All three forms have a pose showing off, standing with their arms outstretched, waiting for applause.

You're an idiot.

>>28936048
Is it true that Arin paid someone to grind his Beedrill in their Fire Red LP, and then he lost to the E4 anyway?

>>28929432
>Popplio has pigtails
>not feminine from the start

>>28936376
I don't know, I stopped watching when he kept making so many stupid mistakes and when he said "It makes me XD," no joke he actually said that when fighting Agitha.

>>28930609
Former animator and current let's player.

>>28929900
Some of these are subtle as fuck. Took me 5 minutes to see the tiny brown pixel on male torchic's ass

>>28929256
After months of /pol/ shitstroms every brown drop on the ground is suspect of being the start of another, even if it fell from an inocent cup of coffee.

>>28931649

A little better, but I prefer Brionne.

Is it bad that im kinda attracted to her?

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>>28932545

Brionne is such a pretty name, Totally going on my shortlist for a future daughter.

>>28936819
>not naming your child Garbodor

Plebian

So is Brionne based on... Brine + Undine or something like that?

>>28936404
>watching a failure compilation of him playing OoT
>he dies 31 times

>>28932857
Sauce me the fuck up senpai

>>28928853
Great post. I agree 100%.

That's one of the great things about pokemon, isn't it? Not every design tries to be the coolest. Not every design has to be the cutest. Every pokemon is someone's favorite and someone's least favorite. There's a wonderful, awesome variety.

>>28931764
>>28931733
>Grasping at straws.

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>>28937199
Look at this cute girl here

>>28928934
I released my totodile in my first run in crystal for my shiny zubat

>>28929785
Source me up senpai

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>>28937228
>Actually believing Delphox isn't feminine.
>This much denial.

>>28937849
Delphox literally has hip, chest and fucking eyeliner on its eyes
I can't imagine it as any other gender unless it's literally fucking post op trans

>>28937903
That's the point I'm trying to make nigga.

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>>28932690
>literally wants starters to be bland inoffensive and forgettable.
wew fucking lad

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>>28931689
>uses fanart
>still looks neutral

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>>28938559
>2016
>Still doesn't know the female body.

>>28939065
It's a fox.

>>28929982
Fuck you.

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>>28939143
It's gender is Fox?
Ok.

>>28939065
>literally no features that define it as exclusively female
>female body

wew

>>28939342
It's a fox, as opposed to being a human.

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>>28939351
>>28939359
It's a female design. Get over it.
>Fox is now a gender.
Ok.

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>>28939402
>it's female because I said so

>>28939402
Why are you repeating yourself and ignoring the content of the posts replying to you?

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>>28939419
>>28939424
It's been 3 years since X&Y.
Yet you're still in denial over Braixen & Delphox being feminine designs.
I think it's time to get off Tumblr.

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>>28939603
It's been 20 years since Red&Green. Yet you're still in denial over Charmeleon and Charizard being feminine deisgns. I think it's time to get off Tumblr.

>>28939668
>Desperation the post.
:^)