Wake Up, GameFreak

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>There are people in the world who are genuinely upset at the idea of imaginary videogame creatures not being gay.

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>>28706237
It's just bait, anon.

>>28706215
It will when UB-02 Beauty uses it

>>28706237
>>28706252
He's clearly not referring to OP.

WE

>>28706322
WUZ

>>28706215
then everyone would run attract on their team. It would be the most broken move ever.

>>28706215
Wake up Anon, it's the current year and you're shitposting on 4chan.

>>28706215
I agree it's pretty silly, since animals like Pokemon are even less hetero than people.

But without the gender-lock, attract is just confusion without the self-pain, so it'd be kinda pointless even if it makes no sense.

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Why can Cryogonal learn attract?

>>28706330
UB02 Beauty

>>28706390
Because it's a special snowflake

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>>28706390
>>28706401

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>>28706401

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>>28706401

>>28706379
Wait what? Explain pl0x

>>28706637
>pl0x
What backwater site did you crawl here from?

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>>28706215
>Wanting Klefki with T-Wave, Swagger and Attract

>>28706252
>reading comprehension

>>28706379
>I agree it's pretty silly, since animals like Pokemon are even less hetero than people.

What the fuck are you talking about

>>28706637
a lot of animals are gay senpai

>>28706252
how can people of all races have the insanely small body of Dee Dee? At what age do they go from that to Dexter's mom like for real

>>28706512
>>28706552
>>28706587

Fuck off samefag. It wasn't even funny or clever

>>28706704
Fucking things out of social displays and dominance =/= being gay. Some animals are gay but not every animal that actually has gay sex is gay

>>28706401
I don't get it

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this is now another pokemen thread. such is the fate of all gay-bashing bait.

>>28706734
Is that how you justify it?

>>28706747
See the 4th definition:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/snowflake

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>>28706401

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>>28706816
GEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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>>28706816
>>28706829
Mfw the sodomites on this board will finally contract HIV someday and rot away in misery, thus leaving our innocent game alone

>>28707979

socially retarded fag here. I'm too autistic to get anyone to sleep with me any time soon, I'm a 26 year old virgin, and I'm thirstier for bara than ever

>>28708008
good blog

>>28707979
>even the queers are getting laid more than you

>>28708023
yeah they're getting lAID alright

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>>28708023
But anon, the gay sex is what GIVES them the disease

>>28708023
That's not really saying much. Gay dudes probably get laid more often than straight dudes on average, since they all have a male sex drive.

>>28706829
Animals are retarded anon. They dont even know what being gay is.

>>28706655

It's a r9k meme you fucking newfag

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>>28708069
no shut up. anon's dog mounts him when it's coaxed with snacks so it's consensual ok?

>>28706327
TOO MANY GAAAAAMES

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>>28706816
Ok

>>28708046
Viruses don't differentiate between types of sex or the participants you silly fuck

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>>28708167
What group of people are most affected by HIV due to their sexual practices? What demographic? Hmmm....

pic related, it's you

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>>28706711
Fuck you, I thought it was funny

>>28706215
It works in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.

>>28706330
Atract is just confuse ray but worse.

>>28708256
PMD is even more sexist, males have higher attack (because they're aggressive) and females have higher evasion (because they can't fight)

>>28708286
It's sexist but not homphobic. Also how having higher evasion means that they can't fight?

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>>28708286

>>28708325
You caught me rusing
gg

I bet it triggers (you)

>>28708286
>Nidoqueen is 'king's defensive counterpart
>Latias is 'os's defensive counterpart

Played it different with Meowstic but wew lads. Also,

>everything denoting females is pink and male is blue, even the pokégear in BW and the pokétch in DPPt

Fuck you. I like pink.

>>28706215
>Using attract on the same gender causes confusion.

That's what should happen

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>>28706215
Goodra thread?
Goodra thread.

>>28708069
Well Pokemon are retarded too or else you wouldn't be able to attract outside your egg group.

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>>28708853

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Say hi to Reddit and Tumblr for me.

>>28706705
>>>/co/

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>>28706252
damage control

>>28706401
and its tumblr blue