IT'S UP

>52 seconds ago
I was 33 seconds , git gut

The chorus in the back makes it seem otherworldly.

This is actually pretty hype even if I don't like the idea of Ultra Beasts.

>>28518743
>43 seconds long
Nothing to see here.

>Cutscenes in Pokemon

>>28518804
Yeah, that chorus definitely wasn't there before, right?

Quick, someone make a to be continued edit.

>there was a trailer
Whoa

Gamefreak spared us from joe's shit tier lies. They made this trailer in 10 seconds to save us. Praise based gamefreak

>>28518743
>the choir
I AM MOIST

>That's literally it

kind of underwhelming desu

Big bulky mosquito looks really silly too, feels like something entirely different from the series

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>>28518743
AWAKEN

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>666 views

Wew lad, 3 hours late! And we thought that the first trailer being 8 minutes late was bad.

DISAPOINTING

God I need to fuck Beauty right now

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>>28518743
November can't come soon enough

>>28518847
I think that's the point

>people still think they're catchable

>>28518743
S T I L L
N O T H I N G

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>>28518743
I hope tapukoko gets fucked and we'll be able to hang out with mosquito man

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>Sun is getting best Ultra Beast

>Absorption

I guess they thought they would run into issues if they used Expansion

>>28518939
Those that work for the Mosquito Man don't get to bring friends.

Beauty looks so fucking awful in-game holy shit.

Can moonsissies do ANYTHING right

>>28518873
>wanting to fuck a roach
I won't judge you anon.

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>UBs fucking crash down on the earth ready to give Kukui the ride of a lifetime
>Tapu Koko fucking matches them in the best "eat shit and come at me, fucker" style

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>>28518743

>>28518945
I mean Beauty looks really fucking pathetic as a supposed "threatening" beast considering it looks like an anorexic cockroach, just see the trailer when it charges at Tapu Koko, it looks silly instead of cool.

Absorption looks like someone who's ready to fuck shit up and you don't wanna mess with.

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>name a monster an english word
>change the english word for the english release


???

I mean think about it.
Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Ram/Rom, Lugia, Oh Ho, Groudon, Kyougre, Rayquaza are all pokémon even though they have incredible powers.
So what the fuck are Ultrabeasts? Can there even exist something that's much more powerful than all the legendaries?

>>28518973
moon gets the good looking legendary

>>28518974
Not a roach, it's an Ultra Beast

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Tfw Beauty's not in your version.

>>28518847
>expecting more when you already ruined yourself by looking at the corocoro leaks

>>28518949
I was kind of hoping UB-02 would be a resurgence of the Expand Dong memes, but I guess they had to take it away from us. Oh well.

>>28518996
BRUTAL

>>28519001
Obviously Expansion is too sexual. they don't want kids to EXPAND DONG to UB-02.

>>28519012
You're right. It's an Ultra Roach.

>There were people bitching and crying for this trailer

I hope you fags enjoyed this shitty trailer.

>>28519009
But Solgaleo is in Sun

>>28519009
>prefering the cluttered messy bat over the glorious sun lion

>>28518973
Thought Beauty looked better than ever. Also my favorite thing about these two assholes is that they wouldn't have worked as well in Gen 6's chibi style.

>>28519030
I'm pretty sure they deleted their comment too

>>28519017
iktf
bad feel

Serebii was wrong about him being wrong. The guy just can't catch a break huh?

BTFO

>>28518818
Thats been a thing since gen 3, the fuck are you talking about? We always see panning shots of the legendaries fucking shit up, or going on a rampage. This isn't that different.

>>28518996
https://youtu.be/8i8-60DEikk

That was very short. What's so special about Topu Keku?

>>28519039
Ok you must be a mer because if you think Lunala is cluttered andessy there's no way you don't think that applies to Solgaleo as well unless you are actively in denial.

>>28518998

It's probably gonna set up an instant attract and be so fucking fast.

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>>28519056
wrong AGAIN. Will he ever recover from this fiasco?

>>28519069
Topu is the first one you meet in the game
Can't show the others in a trailer for UB's

>>28519037
You must be new, people around here make a huge deal out of anything that could even potentially be Pokemon news.

>>28519017
>Voluntarily subjecting yourself to playing Sun when Moon is right there

It's your own fault.

>>28519079
Not him but Solgaleo as a sleek as fuck simple design, are you retarded?

>>28518998
The way I see it is like, if this tiny stick of an Ultra Beast is enough to take on a legendary, then what about the bigger UBs? That makes it scarier

>>28519069
Well it's the Island's Guardian, so it's just trying to stop the UB from attacking people

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>>28519032

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>>28519101
>moonfags

>>28519017
>Not getting both, then transferring through pokebank.
Stay pleb

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>no starter evos
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ANOTHER MONTH OF STARTER LEAK WARS

>>28519114
More like "This thing is fucking strong, let me fight it."

>>28518987
That's not Kukui, tho, nigger.

>>28519127
Meant for >>28518996

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>>28518996
BTFO
T
F
O

>>28519109
So is Lunala.

>>28519139

Get strapped in because Corocoro next month is all about Type: Null

You ain't seeing those badboys until release.

>>28519141
I think the guardian deity is being a guardian

>>28518743
Someone find the japanese version.

>>28519143

Kahuna, my bad

Forgot his name

>more than 3 hours delayed
>wow itS FUCKING NOTHING

bravo GF

>>28518818
>>28519065
There's been cutscenes since gen 1.

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>UBs have numbered names
>these have the same number anyway because fuck the system

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>>28518996

>>28519172

His name is Hala.

Kahuna is his title.

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>>28519017
>posting dated memes from your iphone
>clearly underage and can't afford to buy both
you have to be 18 to post here

>>28519139
It's never going to end before the games are released. Even when they are revealed, whoever was right will have nonstop "BTFO EBIN WE WON YOU FAGS WERE BTFO BTFO!!1!" threads. The only thing that will stop it is the rush of threads when the actual games drop.

>>28519182
Absorption never appears as the second UB in Moonverse
Beauty never appears as the second UB in Sunverse

>get information that was supposed to come out today leaked to you days before
>"it's fucking nothing"

/vp/, why are you so dumb?

>>28519162
Lunala can't even fucking land

test
test

>>28518818
What i wonder is wheter the MC will be there or not, if not it's gonna be just a cutscene that we get while we're far away in another island just to show us that shit is starting to go down in alola

>>28518996
Holy fuck

>>28519212
What if they are different components of the same organism?

>>28519175
We got what more than what we were expecting leaked yesterday.

>>28519215
it will land when you beat it into submission

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>>28518996
"raped muh childhood" fags need to eat shit

>>28519241
They're numbered by the people observing them, so it depends on when they appear.
They may very well be the same, but if they never appear to be, they won't be identified as the same

>>28518844
>joe's shit tier lies
You do know Joe never actually posted there would be a video today except during the template issue which was after the fact, right? Joe didn't lie

>>28519139
aren't the middle stages usually officially revealed the same month the games come out? and the final evos are officially revealed a month after the games come out
not that it matters because somebody will get the games a week before they come out and he'll show us everything

>>28519237

I assume the numbering is based on when they're spotted.

UB01 is seen first, UB02 is the second you see. Absorption and Beauty are based on what they do.

It's likely if they do end up being Pokemon this will be the first time we see a species cataloged and discovered in a game. Which is kind of exciting.

Which human is Absorption related to in the Aether Foundation? Wicke? Goggleman?

>>28518743
>666 views

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>>28519167
However

>Although it’s known as a guardian deity, it’s a surprisingly fickle Pokémon, and will not necessarily come to your aid if you need help.

>Despite that, this Pokémon has a strong sense of curiosity. If it becomes interested in a person or in other Pokémon, it may come to play or battle with them.

>>28519275
Lusamine's night-time pantry raids

>>28519215
Has nothing to do with being "sleek" and "simple".

>>28519275
A,lot of people are saying Gladion (because he's likely ex-Aether)

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>>28519202
The fucking irony.

>>28519299
It's so much of a clusterfuck that it is impossible for it to land.

>>28518856
Anon, can you do this picture with snorlax as he is waking up?

>>28519273
The BW and XY middle evos got revealed 1 month before their games came out. So anyone who thinks we'll get them 2 months away from release is retarded.

>The UB are angels
>Lillie is Rei
>Mallow Asuka
>Zygarde 100% is EVA

-Get in the fucking Pokemon Satoshi

>>28519300

It'll be Wicke the Thick.

Gladion is ex-Aether for a reason. He probably isn't working with them but against them. If Aether are the beasts he wouldn't be helping them here.

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>>28519275
>>28519300
huh, I wonder if the guy who looks like a mosquito is the mosquito

>>28518743
Wow, it's literally gucking nothing

>>28519311
Uh, no, it cant land because it has no legs, not because the design is any more of a "clusterfuck" than Solgaleo. How did you even post this with a straight face. It's like saying fire hurts because water is wet. The two aren't related regardless of how true they are.

>>28519340
More evidence that they're catchable.

>>28519300
>>28519275

Gladion's hood matches the spikey parts on Absorbo's shoulders.

>>28519333
Well I personally think the UB's are either based on or mimicking Aether personnel rather than being them themselves, and if that's the case it fits perfectly well.

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>>28519330
Sure thing Boss!

>>28519308
You can believe what ever you want about me, but at least I can afford both games, in fact I could buy 10 people both games right now

>>28519335

Wicke seems like a good "IT WAS A GIRL?!" Twist. Plus her color is more or less red.

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>>28518996
R.I.P

>>28519415
But it resembles a mosquito. Being a girl is like the opposite of a twist.

>>28519415
But absorption also follows Gladion's "thirst for power" personality

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>>28519335
>Moon gets to fight the boss of the organization
>Sun just fights the scientist
GameFreak are giving Moon all the special shit
This is Pokemon Blue all over again!

>>28518996
BLAST BURN HA

>>28518996
Yes git 'em.

>>28519351
how?

>>28519434
>>28519450
Yes but mosquito OPPAI

>>28519434
Blood sucking mosquitoes are all females. Only females suck blood.

Moon confirmed master race

>>28519497
exactly.

>>28519465
Expansion is Gladio.

Sun / Moon.
son / mother
edgy outcast / elegant lady
Gladio / Lusamine

>>28519497
Good point. I forgot about that.

>>28519523
Can't be. Only female mosquitos suck blood.

This just makes me want beauty porn even more

Get do it already drawfags

>>28519039
Are you blind or something. Lunala isn't exactly minimalist but it has way less details than Literally My Mom's Digimon. Sunfags confirmed for literally retarded but that's not news is it.

>>28519554
Which assumes that it is a mosquito motif.

>>28519484
They look and move more like Pokemon.
They fight Pokemon
They're version exclusives.
They've got crazy lore, simillar to Pokedex entries

>>28518743
really underwhelming

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>>28519602
>They look and move more like Pokemon.

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>>28518996
FUCKING DESTROYED

>>28519602
Then why did they have a category of their own on the Official website, and is listed as a threat to both Humans and Pokémon?

>>28519600
I thought that was pretty obvious with the muscle packs literally being blood sacks and the wings and proboscis.

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>>28518996
hooooooooooly shit

>>28519554
Makes sense considering that Gladio is a girl.

>>28518996
Drag ha

>>28519644
Because they're "mysterious creatures" whose status hasn't been determined yet.

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>>28518996

Can someone explain the joke?

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>>28518996
Savage

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http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-news/ultra-beasts-threaten-alola/
>It is said that any Pokémon that sees UB-02 Beauty, regardless of its own gender, will become infatuated with it and lose the will to battle

>>28519679
>wanting beauty over this

>>28519694
Minecraft profile pic implies he's very young (and it's a good bet.) Person who posted that image is replying multiple times trying to get other people to reply too, to some success I imagine. It was pretty funny but not worth giving a (You) imo.

>>28519694
Guy said his childhood was being ruined by sll the new SM trailers (clearly genwunner) and the guy from the second reply pretty much btfo'd him by saying his childhood didn't even ended in the sense he's a manchild especially with the Minecraft icon. Ripped.

>>28519602
Unlike any pokemon revealed so far, these two didn't have any sort of cry or sound when revealed, though I wish we could use them or something.

>>28519694
His profile pic suggests that he is about 12 and his claim that these new Pokemon is ruining his childhood is invalid because he's still a kid.

>>28519268
>hi joe

>>28519714
>being an actual faggot and not wanting the ultra waifu

>>28519657
This could be a thing. Gladion could be trying to hide her identity from Lusamine/Lillie, so she cut her hair and talks like a boy. That might be the only way to protect Null. The three of them could be triplets.

>>28519749
UB-01 had one did it?

>>28518743
I must say, that scene looked a whole better with UB - 02 Absorption.

>>28519722
>Person who posted that images replying multiple times
Why is this said EVERY time something gets a lot of replies? Untrue, btw.

>>28519722
>>28519745
>>28519751

All right, that makes more sense now. Danke.

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Why can't Beauty be ripped just like Absorption?

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UB-02 shock-absorption

>That chorus
GO TAPU KOKO, GO!! IKUZE!!

>>28519700
Send a missive to >>>/lgbt/ outlining the conditions of our surrender

>>28519782
Tapu koko is gonna get rekt and you know it.

>>28519365
ok nigga u still cant afford to lose weight or to be attractive enough to have a girlfriend

>>28519778
I've been eyeing the poster count and it looks like at least someone is posting multiple times. Oh well, w/e

>>28519774
It's the giant "smash everything" brute type of entry so of course it would look more cool, probably even ridiculously hilarious.
>tfw you're getting both Sun and Moon and not missing any of these epic cut scenes

>>28519801
how can someone not afford to lose weight?

Hala is confronted by a UB! Holy shit, and Tapu Kekko coming in for the rescue? Yes, man, yes!

>>28519268
Why do people get upset over Joe writing templates in anticipation of news? Isn't that what you should typically do?

>>28519007
yeah that's what the USBs are

>The first of the Kahuna and Guardian Deity. Down
>What of the status over Akala?
>Bzzt
>The 2nd Kahuna and Guardian Deity's down too over
HELL YEAH!

>>28519182
http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-news/ultra-beasts-threaten-alola/

Beauty's paragraph very clearly uses the word "codename". Not the official name.

>>28518743
What if they're SUPER strong to the point of invincibility. You fight them but then you can't win. So Aether develops a machine that turns their molecular structure into something similar to pokemon, which depowers them, so you can battle and eventually catch them?

>>28519878
Probably because these are sentient beings and have actual names like we humans have ? And UB is just a codename we gave like SCP ?

>>28519308
S-source?

>>28519780
Because it is starving

>Kahuna action
>Guardian Deity cutscene
This game is shaping up to be AMAZING.

>>28519882
I found him! The lone anon who doesn't know that Aether are related to the ultra beasts!

>Again the English trailer fucked up
They should have used some kind of ominous soundtrack, perhaps from the Pokemon Sun and Moon OST, to depict the scene where the UB's are descending from the sky.

Shit's legit goosebumpy if done right.

>>28519928
>NPCs getting to do cool scenes with villains while you watch is AMAZING
you must be very easy to DM for

>>28519941
I j-just wanna catch buffquito...

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>>28518996
BURASTO BUN

>>28519965
>didn't hear the choir

>Hala
>A Kahuna
Oh shiiiiet, the Kahunas are going to take part in this! Now bring in those Trial Captains to make this Gen V equivalent )or even better) where Gym Leaders are seen as real leaders instead of a figurehead.

>>28519762
I don't think so but I don't remember any cry coming from it either

>>28518819
It was

>>28519554
So..?

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>>28518996

>>28519745

He is likely a Sinnoh kiddy. He seems to be around 19 20 judging by his channel.

The geewun fags in any fandom are always followed up by the next nostalgia wave.

The same people who dealt with years of "not Muh Titans" are now doing it themselves.

Same with the fags who grew up hearing trukk not munkey. They whine about not getting attention and new Transformers sucjing just as bad as the geewunners.

It's a never ending cycle.

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>>28519993
This could be a way of obtaining at least the powers of the UB's.

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>>28519028
Don't worry, tripfag, I have this at least

>>28518743
>Sun gets glorious looking jacked motherfucker
>Moon gets skinny ass bitch
Moonfags lose AGAIN

>>28520068
saved, I greatly appreciate it friendo.

>>28519971
I'm just being honest.

>>28520088
>liking barashit

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>>28518743
Lets hope so, its pretty damn sad when you're pretty much the only one actually cleaning up the region or doing shit about it, especially when the leaders should be stepping in if their towns being messed with. One thing that I still laugh at/bothers me was gen 2, when team rocket just took over Goldenrod City and Whitney is just nowhere to be seen, blocked in the gym when she had a damn Miltank that could just squash the grunts Zubats and Rattatas.

>>28519854
They're not upset that he used a template. They're upset that he didn't remove the part about the video before posting it when no video had been released yet.

>>28520037

>Red UB
>Thick like wicke
>Obvious overused it was really a girl twist
>Only female sqitos suck blood.

Also Gladion is working against Aether and seems to have liberated Type: Null. If it is an Aether member it is probably Wicke.

I doubt they are Gladion or Lusamina at all because that would put major bosses as exclusives.

Unless one game skews towards Skull and the other Aether I doubt a major story battle like fighting Lusamina would be exclusive.

>>28520106
fuck me, meant for >>28520010

I'm legit debating if I should get both

So will Absorption chase you around for battles like Nemesis? Cause he looks just like the guy that will make an epic entry from a wall.

>>28519928
>They clash, screen fades to white
>Fade into Tapu Koko lying on the ground, fainted

I'm not getting my hopes up. They didn't even animate the MC throwing Pyukumuku back to the sea, it just fades into black and the thing disappears.

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>>28519602

>They look and move more like Pokemon.

man UB-02 absorption looks like absolute AIDS in game and out

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>>28519007
Ultra Beasts are threat to Pokémon and Human.

>>28520065
Fuck that fake shit

>>28520174
>No counter point just angry tantrum

Underage can't post here, anon.

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>>28519069

It's a deity.

>>28520116
>le thick meme xD

Please kill yourself, please, just, please.

>>28519171

No. I didn't see it yet.

:(

I feel like this completely screwed over the theory that Lusamine/lillie/Gladion are the Ultrabeasts

>>28518830
would if I could

>top kek will job to the UBs
RIP

>>28520216

They move more like humans. Even the Machamp family doesn't move like a human.

>>28520102
Nah man I'm not degenerate
It just looks cooler

>>28520205
>could pose a threat to humans
>could
COULD

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>>28518996
Holy shit

>>28520265
Thank God. That is/was the dumbest fan theory in a while.

Where is the fan art?

>>28520102
It looks like a cross between a stand, a terra formar and one punch man monsters. It's fucking rad.

>>28520279
>they move like humans
watch the trailer again with this sentence echoing through your head and kill yourself

>>28519365
Wow! You have a whole $400!

>>28520214
It's either this or nothing.

>>28520172
>They clash
>Tapu Koko loses the clash, and is sent smacked into the ground hard
>despite the overwhelming difference in power, Tapu Koko gets back up and makes it clear that it won't surrender
>You and Hala, seeing that Tapu Koko is clearly obviously outmatched on its own, decide to help it to take on UB-02 in a 3v1 battle
>Tapu Koko starts at half health because of the aforementioned clash, but you can heal it if you want to

>>28520340
>in a while

It's a rehash of the old "is N a Zoroark?" theory

>>28520406
Yeah, that was 6 years ago.

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>>28518996

Oh fuck

>>28520265
I don't think they're one and the same but there's no way they aren't connected in some way.
At least for Lillie and UB01 and Lusamine and Beauty. The resemblance is too strong, saying it's all just a big coincidence doesn't cut it.

>>28520387

800 buddy. Do your math better.

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When I bought ORAS I went with OR because I liked Shelly more. My logic was that in OR, Magma is the enemy, and I know people were saying you'd team up with Team Aqua. Well it turned out you "teaming up" means barely nothing because you almost never see them aside from Archie, so if I wanted to see more of Shelly I should've bought AS. Now I like Lusamine more but I have no idea how the plot will go so I'm not sure if I should go with Sun or Moon.

Guys, just a speculation. Judging by the nature of how they fight in the trailer. I guess both the Tapu Koko and Ultra Beast are capable of learning the move extreme speed or some new STAB priority move. Why I stress on speed is that Zygarde always fights using either extreme speed, so if the story truly revolves around Zygarde as peacemaker of the region then it had to a compulsory for the rest of the Ultra Beast to have extremespeed.

>>28520486
She's going to be in both. The UB theories are just speculation

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>>28518996
good

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>>28518996
savage

>>28519700
>Infatuation passive.
And people will still believe you can't catch them.

>>28519554
True, but that doesn't stop media from having blood sucking mosquitos be male. Remember Mister Mosquito?

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>>28518996
Rekt.

>>28520654

I like to think Game Freak would do research.

>>28520619
That would be crazy. Infatuation on all Pokemon from a switch in? That's frankly a little broken. It would be frustrating as all hell trying to battle it if you only had a 50% chance to attack>>28520619

>>28520542
Obviously she'll be in both, but since an Ultra Beast looks a lot like her yet is exclusive to Moon, I'm wondering if she has more relevance in one game than the other

>>28519867
What kind of autism is this?

>>28519814
>buying the same game twice do that you can see the cutscenes
Because God knows they won't be uploaded to YouTube less than a week after release.

>>28519554
Just like female humans!

>>28518996
Did he delete the comment? I couldn't find it.

>>28519037
While I'm not defending the people who spammed the "WHERE ARE DA LEAKS?!?!?111" threads, it's not like anybody knew that the trailer was going to be so disapponting.

Absorption for best legendary of the gen y/n?

>>28519602
They don't look anything like Pokemon.
The only time we've ever seen one fight a Pokemon was when the island deity dude appeared to protect the Kahuna from one that had already shown up. We also haven't actually seen them fight in the battle engine.
Team Magma and Team Aqua were also version exclusives, but they weren't Pokemon. Black and White had version exclusive environments. Version exclusive bosses is not bizarre.
Having "crazy lore" doesn't mean anything.

>>28520864
Yes, I love it.
Expansion was a better name though.

>>28519602
They don't even have cries.

>>28520866
>humans
>environments
>comparable to monstrous creatures in a game about pocket monsters

Yeah, you're retarded

>>28520866
>They don't look anything like Pokemon
Beauty looks like Gothitelle, Expansion looks like Litten's evo.

>>28520885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFbMGKvN6ts
>2:40
Set yourself ablaze you literal retard

>>28520886
>games in the past have version exclusives that aren't Pokemon
>villain teams and entire places on the map are different
>being version exclusive means they're pokemon! Bosses can't be exclusive!

Fuck off retard

>>28520486
>pubes
UNCLEAN

>>28519335
What if it's a fusion of that guy AND thicc Wicke?

>>28520928
>series is about catching monsters
>there has never been a so called """boss""" that wasn't catchable
>compares humans and environments exclusives to monsters in a series about catchable monsters

You're actually beyond retarded, that's a record.

>>28520928
name one thing that was version exclusive,battled you,had stats and lore and was unable to be captured

I'll wait.

>>28521004
Stop replying to him, he's either baiting or a retard.

>>28520976
>series is about catching Pokemon
>introduce new monsters
>don't call them Pokemon, don't give them types, abilities, never show them in battle, make a point of them being bizarre and otherwordly, coming out of straight up dimensional portals, each one only gets a codename, they're officially classified as ultra beasts
>this means they must be pokemon because they've never made you fight anything else before

>>28521004
Name one actual main Pokemon game where you didn't fight pokemon gyms and challenge the elite four?

>>28520719
It has nothing to do with 'research". If they made a mosquito pokemon and both the male and the female were the same thing nobody would give a shit because mosquitos in general are associated with sucking blood. nobody cares that in reality only the females do it. they don't have to do "research" and only have female mosquitos suck blood.

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lol

>>28521004
You're serious anon?

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>>28521043
Jesus fuck

>>28520920
I forgot about that, but at the same time....

You still don't hear a at all cry in UB 02's video. But at the same time, they do make movements at the end of the video that implies that they made a noise of some sort.

And UB 01's cry didn't happen at soon as picture cleared up like the new Pokemon's did. In that case, it could possible that all Ultra Beasts share the same cry....

But I guess that's kind of a stretch.

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>>28521023
what does this mean?because one pattern is broken,then everything goes to shit as well?I guess since X/Y didn't have contests or anything close to it Zygarde is not a pokemon,right?

>>28521103
Zygarde was never teased the same way the Ultra Beasts are. He has a type, ability, movepool, and was obviously a Pokemon because he formed a set with already revealed Xerneas and Yveltal. Not to mention, Pokemon contests haven't been a thing since the beginning of Pokemon, dumbass. Also, you put spaces after commas and question marks.

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>>28521043
/vp/ is truly a cesspool

>>28521103
Are you the shotaliker hater?

>>28519088
IRON FIAT

>>28521156
Maybe Zygarde was not teased because,unlike ulta beasts he wasn't relevant in any way to the plot?

>>28521172
the what now?

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>>28520976
>there has never been a so called """boss""" that wasn't catchable

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>>28518996
Using this person's logic of playing Minecraft strictly being an activity for children, you can say the same exact thing about people still playing Pokemon.

>>28521189
There was a guy going full retard in a few threads a couple weeks ago, arguing about how much he hates shotas and the people who like them.

He had a habit of not using spaces after punctuation, which you also seem to have.

>>28521231
You should try being a detective anon

>>28521219
it's cause minecraft is a relatively recent game. pokemon is a 20 year old franchise etc

>>28521215
Not a fight.

Kill yourself.

>>28521215
but you could capture those after you got the silph scope

>>28521270
>not a fight

you literally had to use the silph scope and fucking kill him you retard

>>28521266
I got you. So every game released in the past 15 years or so is a game for children.

>>28521270
You can't say that about the Kyurem controlled by Ghetsis, though.

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>>28518996
GENWUN FAGGOT BTFO

>>28521270
So you don't fight that Marowak after using the Silph Scope? Hmm, that's weird. Because I've had multiple GRBY carts over the years and I've fought it in all of them.

They must have all been defective, huh?

>>28521307
So you are a retard.

The one you kill is a normal Marowak, perfectly catchable in the same game.

The unique uncatchable ghost isn't a fight.

Again, kill yourself.

>>28521338
>huh?

Drink bleach.

>>28521270
>Not a fight.
You literally have to fight it and you are unable to catch it

>>28521342
I also remember that you cant capture that particular Marowak, it just displayed that same pokeball dodging message as with the ghost.

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>>28521358
Aww, don't be mad that you're wrong. Sometimes we forget things, and that's okay. But you need to own up to your mistakes.

>>28521403
Yeah you're retarded, gotta deal with it kiddo.

>>28521374
still a pokemon and an obtainable one at that

>>28521404
Your whole retarded argument revolves about Marowak not being a catchable pokemon, if that isn't bait I don't know what is it.

In the case it isn't, again, drink bleach you retarded faggot.

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>>28518996
Report that man for rape

>>28521231

I had the same question. That was a great thread.

As for all this gen 1 marowak ghost talk, there are other marowak in the game you can catch. Marowak is not excusively non-catchable.

>>28521457
I think that the argument here is that there have been instances where certain things have been uncatchable. Even though Marowak in general is a catchable species, this specific instance of the Pokemon was not catchable. Same with the Black/White Kyurem that was controlled by Ghetsis. You do not have an option to catch either of these instances.

>>28518996
KEK

>>28521580
Doesn't matter, these creatures are still obtainable.

Literally everything you fight in the pokemon games has been obtainable so far except studio props meme which aren't creatures but fucking studio props.

If UB aren't obtainable it would be the first time in the series.

>>28521316

Or Pokestar Studio battles.

>>28521617
>If UB aren't obtainable it would be the first time in the series.

Not that anon, but why cant this happen?

>>28521649
Isn't the argument these retards are making.

Some anon said that it would be the first time a creature you fight wouldn't be obtainable and they started spouting retarded shit.

It can still happen.

>>28521457
Okay then, you want to say that it doesn't count because there are other, different Marowaks, fine I'll concede that you're right in a sense. Where do I catch Majin then?

>>28521680
>comparing studio props to pokemon
>comparing studio props to sentient beings

Please drink bleach.

>>28521698
Kys nigger.

>>28521649
Nothing actively makes it impossible. The thing is that there isn't precedence for completely unobtainable things you can battle as a species (You can catch other Marowak or ones that trainers have if not the individual ones that you battle). The other thing that is cited are Pokéstar studios which are not living objects but react the same way in battle.

>>28521725
Are you mad about being a fucking retard and comparis props to sentient beings you fucking mongoloid?

>>28521748
No, I'm just done taking you seriously since it's clear you're trolling.

And by your own logic, you were telling people the same shit before I said that, so you are, in fact, the one who is mad. =^)))))))

>>28521851
Take a breather.

>>28521851
>trolling
>his argument is retarded
>the only thing he can take as an example is comparing studio props to sentient beings

There hasn't been a SINGLE sentient creature in the game that you fought and couldn't be obtainable.

You literally have no argument and you're an absolute mongoloid who's not even baiting because you're just that retarded and should drink bleach asap.

>>28521270
>>28521342
>>28521358
>>28521457
>>28521420
>>28521698
>>28521725
>>28521748
>>28521888
>>28521851
>>28521307


>getting this assblasted
>over a children's game

no one knows shit about these new games or whether or not the ubs are catchable

if they are, ok. if they aren't, who gives a shit?

Are "UBs won't be catchable" denialfags threads about them getting BTFO when it will be revealed they are indeed catchable going to be more glorious then leaked evos denialfags ones?

Seems likely considering this discussion.

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>>28521888
If you want to pretend like you're not trolling then okay. Why is it that the argument was
>There has never been a boss that you couldn't catch.
Someone points out Marowak.
>That doesn't count because you can get other Marowaks.
Okay then, how about Majin, he's a boss, and not obtainable.
>That doesn't count because it's not sapient.
Im not saying you should follow you own advice about drinking bleach, but please refer to your own advice about drinking bleach.

>>28522164
UBs are SENTIENT CREATURES you can FIGHT


There hasn't been a single SENTIENT CREATURE in the game that you can FIGHT who isn't obtainable in one way or another.

This is the argument and there is no counterpoint you can make because you're a retard and you spent 30 minutes just to write the same retarded shit you said before instead of doing the right thing and drinking bleach.

Seriously, kill yourself because you're not baiting and you being a mongoloid is pretty obvious.

>>28522164
This thread was about UBs being obtainable because there hasn't been a similar case before in the series where you couldn't.

Why would it matter if that Marowak wasn't catchable when Marowak was still obtainable? Even if the UBs you fight aren't catchable in said fight, if they are still obtainable it doesn't matter and doesn't change anything, it's a non-argument.

Why would you compare non sentient beings when we're discussing the precedents about sentient beings being obtainable? Again, a non-argument.

That's not moving goalpoasts, that's having a logical discussion and following a logical pattern, something that you seems unable to do.

Actually I agree with the anon, drink bleach because you're an underage retard.

>>28522257
I'm sorry my entire existence doesn't revolve around you. I will cease browsing other threads and boards until you deign that I am allowed to do so. Also my previous image still applies.

>>28521748
I know this is bait and all, but do you really get satisfaction from action like an inflammatory nigger on a pokemon board? Really? I'm here if you need to talk, friend.

>inb4 he insults just insults

You sure showed me!

How would you feel if the Ultra Beasts that have been shown off are not directly catchable, but you get a Pokémon later which adapted traits of them and can turn into different forms that are identical to the Ultra Beasts depending on the conditions you raise it with?

>>28522368
Kid you got destroyed, stop trying so had and fuck off.

>>28522374
Not even that anon but you seem like a bottom bitch. How about we meetup and I empty my balls into your ass, bitchboy?

>This entire thread
/vp/ was a mistake, chinamoot, pls fix

>>28522368
>gets literally btfo
>throws a bitchfit like a faggot to sway the discussion

D R I N K
B L E A C H

>>28520205
How? Like literally how can you be a threat to the ones who created time and space and the universe etc?

>>28522690
Well those pokemon arent there right now.

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>>28521043

Can someone tell me what is with this epidemic of greentexting on social media (youtube, facebook)? Is it like a secret club thing? Superiority?

>>28522785
Just faggots trying to get others to think they're 1337 h4rDc0r3 h4kk3r5 by using ebin 4chin maymay-arrows even though 4chan isn't as much of a big bad oogie-boogie-man as it used to be known.

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>>28522965

It gets under my skin a little. I was at Cumberland Farms (Convenience Store/Gas Station chain on the East Coast if you dunno) with some of my bros, and these kids probably 3 years younger than us came in talking about 4chan obnoxiously, heard "/b/" a handful of times. 3 guys and a girl, I joked that they were all orbiters that all wanted to fuck her so bad but she wanted none of em.

>>28518762
Yeah but were you at 666 views?
Nope, no, you weren't.

>>28523283
Why does everyone always talk about /b/ so much? I try to stay in specific boards.

>>28524818

No fucking idea. I barely go on there anymore because its 90% porn. They need to test a subboard called Random Porn or some shit.

>they're just evil bosses that want to destroy stuff
Jeez I hope it isn't that boring.