my strange pokemon dream ,the blonde girl in the wheelchair

I had a dream where baby sableye existed call sablit

>>28507995
cool

>>28507899
That is a very emotionally powerful drean, anon. I can see why you wanted to share it with us.

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Aww... that's so sweet.

>>28507899
>and i pushed her wheelchair for he

You asshole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyXoXExlDlg

>>28507899
Every time I have a dream with Pokemon in it, I realize it's just a dream and wake up. Fuck you, my brain, fuck you.

>>28508629
no,not in that way

>>28508697
I dreamt I was Garfield once, shit was awesome, except for the fact that I hate lasagna

>>28508756
what a nightmare

>>28508756
>I hate lasagna
I bet you love dicks, faggot.

>>28507899
For whatever reason, I get this. Thank you for sharing.

>>28508782
lasagna is shit pizza is better

>>28508832
no, lasagna is better.

Pizza is for poor chumps who vote for Donald Trump.

>>28508874
is not for the prize ,is for the flavor


fuck pictures of lakes...

>>28507899
Yesterday, I had a dream where Team Rocket discovered the key to the treasure of Atlantis, but tossed it during their escape from the flooded, underwater temple.

In a different dream, I foresaw Mega Xatu, Mega Lanturn (it was horrifying with sharp teeth), Mega Butterfree, and more. This was before the Alola form reveals. (I personally think there will be no new megas but let's dream, not derail).

>>28508979
>mega lanturn
cool

>>28508979
>Mega Lanturn (it was horrifying with sharp teeth)
I didn't know how much I wanted this, until I realized it will never happen. It hurts.

>>28509180
still cool

>>28507899
I'm a hardcore fan with Pokemon, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Route 7 where I would often train with Calem in the battle chateau and help Serena with the Berry farm, but one day as I was talking to Serena, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Professor Sycamore and he agreed that you would be PERFECT to be the champion of Kalos, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Sycamore said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works."

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>28509279
What the fuck.
Serena's a lying bitch, don't kill yourself.

>>28509279
But is it "not doing so grand" bad enough to actually do it?
At least wait until the SM release and enjoy the games before doing it.

>>28509279
we are in your side , just do it

>>28509279
>You have to kill yourself

that is not a cute thing for her to say

>>28509279
i deam with girls a lot, just go to sleep again and you will meet her again

ITT: Faggotry.

Did she have freckles?

>>28509670
i agree

>>28509279
This is so old it's making me nostalgic

>>28509670
>i don't like it
>therefore is faggotry
Stop trying to fit in, newfriend.

>>28509679
who ?

>>28509712
THE GIRL!

when I was little I dreamt that I was Ash and that Team Rocket wanted to steal my underwear.

I was running away from them in just tighty whities and they kept trying to pull them down whenever they managed to corner me.

I also used to dream about walking in tighty whities around the streets and teasing homeless bums with my boy butt.

Not pokemon, but when I was young I had a dream once that I was engaged to a princess and the evil queen cursed me to not remember what she looked like. When I woke up, I couldn't recall the princess' face anymore. Pretty spooky. Although to be honest, I don't remember what anything looked like in my dreams once I wake up, just vaguely what happened.

>>28509724
the wellchair one ?

>>28509762
YES, THE WHEELCHAIR

>>28509767
nope

>>28509756
i always remember there faces
>>28509744
the fuck ?

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I had a dream that I was raped by some boney skinny guy from behind. I hated it but it was probably the best wet dream I've ever had. Such is life.

>>28509800
You gay, bro?

>>28509815
he is now

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>>28509744

>>28509815
Nope, but I do enjoy things that feel forbidden or unlike myself. That's probably it.

>>28509849
You're a dude though?

>>28509849
you enjoy dicks

When the diamond and Pearl anime first started airing [in nipland], I had a dream with a girl who looked like Dawn. She was very sickly and couldn't leave her house, she lived on top of a hill in a large house. I'd visit her and we'd talk for hours. It felt like an entire summer went by in the dream. She ended up dying at the very end. I woke up in tears feeling like I was asleep forever. Till this day I still feel like I lost someone very close to me.

>>28509860
Yeah, never done any butt stuff irl if that is your next question.

>>28509873
i know that feel bro,they dont die ,but i never see the same girl in my dreams so it feals like i lost them too.or kind of

>>28509874
>Yeah
Hahahahaha, faggot.

>>28509874
that answers my question

>>28509934
>>28509940
>>28509874
maybe it's a kinsey scale thing
he could be a bit bi?

>>28509874
Not even a singular finger in the poopage?

>>28509964
no ,he is %100 gay

>>28509964
Gay

>>28509974
Nope, not going to start that.
>>28510011
>>28509996
>>28509934
rude

>>28510021
Leave, Faggot.
>>>/lgbt/

>>28510046
lol

>>28509874
Do you want to? I'm a boney white dude. You can pretend to hate it.

>>28510111
>>28509874


>>>>/lgbt/

>>28510148
You coming too? ;)

>>28510164
no ,i like girls

>>28510178
You seem a little more than interested in interrogating that other poster. You're probably gay too dude.

>>28510225
no, i like flat chested little girls

>>28507899
Ask the dream general on /x/ OP

>>28510422
why ?

>>28509279
Is this pasta? I haven't had one this good in a long time.

>>28510507
i dont think so ,but he never answer,maybe he killed himself

>>28510350
I bet you would fuck little boys too

>>28510547
no ,girls are cuter

>>28510559
no, boy are way cuter

>>28510570
you sond more gay that me,you go fuck little boys

>>28510422
i will not talk about pokemon in there

>have a dream where I'm trying to park my Dad's fiancé's car but crash it
>Dad and fiancé get mad
>I tell them it's not my fault because the cars in my dreams never have brakes that work properly
What does this mean?

>>28510685
You want to watch them fuck.

>>28507899
I had a dream where i owned all the eeveelutions, and they were like pet dogs.

>>28510713
cool

>>28510685
it means you should steal your dad's fiance's car and throw it to a lake ,before that happens when they would know it was you

>>28510751
Well I was more talking about the fact that I said I was in a dream. I wasn't even lucid dreaming, but I aknowleged it like it was normal.