It's still phox phriday. We post the phox line here.

>>28224895
I dunno man, is that legal

>>28224907
>announcing reports
Have a nice vacation

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>>28224895
What's so appealing to everyone here about such a meh design? It's just a feminine fox wizard. I don't see anything it has over Ninetales.

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>>28224925
If it were Saturday I'd say no.

>>28224959
It makes the casual furries feel a little bit better since compared to Ninetales it's far more humanoid.
They don't realize they are just as degenerate as full fledged furries.

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>>28224959
Different strokes for different blokes

>>28224895
>being this butthurt because someone posted the superior fox Pokemon line in the fox Pokemon thread made for the fox Pokemon day

>>28225000
Wow anon, you seem to care a little too much about what other people like
Maybe you should pay more attention when you're in class?

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>>28224959
Furries. They like the Fennekin line cause it's humanoidal and provides fapping material for them.

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>>28225000
>>28224959
You can make a ninetails thread if you want. Zoroa lads do the same thing.

i want to cum in braixen

>>28225074
I'm not saying we should have a Ninetales. This is the same idiotic arguement people in Gardevoir threads use. 'WHY DON'T YOU SPAM THREADS OF POKEMON YOU LIKE'

I'm just asking why you like it.

>>28225077
Braixen's going to spank you for that

>>28225077
I just want to touch the ears. So big.

>>28225108
Because it's my favorite and we contain to one day of the week unlike other threads.

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but i like all of them

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>>28225160
Then post which one you want to.

>>28225160
Most of us do. But ya can't shoehorn into it.

>>28225200
As long as it's funnelcakes line, here at least.

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can't we go back to shitposting about fugging the phox instead of shitposting about fox vs phox

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>>28225402
Gonna need some sauce on the background image, Anon

>>28225054
>implying furries don't fap to Ninetales

some won't believe me, but I like phox because it's cute and I don't want to fuck it

>>28225402
More of these plz

>>28224959
>I don't see anything it has over Ninetales.

Why can't people like both?

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>>28225590
It's mediocre at best

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>>28225074
no

fuck all of you, I'm going to get you fucking furries banned and bring back heliolisk threads!

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i want to be a braixen popstar

>>28225750
>hates furries
>going to post heliolisk porn
Anon, I have some news for you

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>making another thread
Sudoku is the only way now.

>>28225790
it's not another thread, it's an expantion of the first one (image limit reached)

>>28225750
you can't do that, because 70% of /vp/ are fucking furries, so unless you find a way to ban 70% of a board, i doubt it
Plus Pokephilia is canon you fag

>>28225790
It's still Friday

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>>28225815
That is literally what making a new thread is.

>>28225743
>>28225108
fuck off autists

>>28225815
It reached the limit much faster than normal, you mean. Normally it would be saturday or very close it it when they reached the limit, and most phoxfags would ignore any new threads.

>>28225611
Apparently, these ones only prefer Braixen. I know very well that furries fap at every pokemon that looks even closely to a real world animal.

>>28225924
So they must be some sort of off-faction

>>28225924
How does it feel we can and will make a thread any time we want to and there's literally nothing you can do about it? :)

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Let's all simmer down and appreciate Braixy.

>>28226008
Yep, fapping at Braixen saying it's not to bad since it's already humanoidal, but you're still masturbating to freaking fox.

>>28226052
And I don't give a single fuck, you can yiif as much as you want, you're still a high class of degenerates no matter how much you try to hide it.

If you had a phox(female) but were also given the info that it was a phox phriday anon(male) before, would you still love it?

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I wonder if Zorua will show up at all in Sun/Moon before endgame? Probably wouldn't use it over the new 'mons, though.

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>>28226097

>>28226132
If you dislike the topic of this thread, why are you in this thread?

>>28226132
back to your gardevoir threads, autist

>>28226187
You really think I'm like that, right ? Like I said, fucking degenerates.

>>28226187
And no, Gardevoir is not real so I don't fap at it. Or my dog for that matter.

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Just don't reply to the bait, easy

>>28226209
>>>/autism/
fuck off gardefag

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>>28226209
It's ok. Relax and appreciate Braixy.

>>28226252
She wants the d

>>28226231
fuck you you fucking piece of fuckshit, fucking kill yourself

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>>28226252
Cute!

post a phox friday every week and nothing much will happen.

make a second friday thread and everyone goes berserk

…?

>>28226393
fuck off gardefag

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>>28226307
>>28226335

>>28226400
wtf makes you assume I'm a gardefag…?

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>>28226449
Let's not get too lewd now

>>28226512
The Gardfags and the Phoxfags have been at odds for a while now
Especially with how the Gardfags are copying their shtick and making their own version of "Phox Friday" with "Gard Friday"
Both parties are hostile to each other, so the equasion they share is "Not a Phoxfag = Gardfag" and "Not a Gardfag = Phoxfag"

>>28226132
>>28226209
>using degenerates as an insult
normalfag get out

>>28224959
>feminine
It just look like a thin geek man in some LARP outfit. Far from feminine

>>28224959
Actual thought was put in it design instead of just a fox with nine tails and then naming them ninetails.

>>28226959
it's called ninetales

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>>28226959

>>28227005
it's called kyuukon

>>28227028
as far as I know, kyuu means nine

don't tell me kon is tail?

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How many Fennekins would be required to cover an average human if there is already one Braixen in the equation?

>>28227116
Why the braixen? How is it positioned?

>>28227133
Actually, ignore the Braixen.

>>28227150
The Braixen is the most imporant part.

>>28227150
I'd say twelve, give or take a few.

>>28227163
Laying on top of you.

>>28225624
Same here anon

>>28227224
Maybe six fennekins then
>Captcha: STOP FIFTH
Or maybe five

>>28227224
Sounds good. Do Braixens sleep with the twig in their tail or do they remove them?

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>>28227297

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>>28227297

>>28227312
>>28227321
Thats just in game and wouldnt be comfortable.

>>28227339
phox wouldn't even notice, tail is too fluffy

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Can your waifu do pushups like Braixen can?

>>28224895
Fuck off, you diaper wearing dog fuckers.

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>>28227116
>not posting 4k phox butthole

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>>28227485
Wow, I think I just came in my pants from just seeing that you degenerate

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Hot, spicy Fokko soup.

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i need more zoroarks :(

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>>28228030

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>>28228030
heres a zoroark disguised as braixen

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>>28225763

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>>28228030
How to make your very own Zoroark in just ___ steps!

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>>28225670
>you will never tickle and or massage Braixen's paws while being stared at in contempt

>>28227116
Assuming the Braixen is laying down, probably 11, two for each arm, three for the legs and another for the top or bottom midsection area where the Braixen wouldnt be able to cover. entirely. Could probably fit another two or three if the Braixen is sitting straight

>>28226565
Gardevior threads have been a thing for much longer, OBVIOUSLY, and they do it on Saturday.

>>28228678
>and they do it on Saturday
>>28218276

>>28228678
>and they do it on Saturday.
Ive seen a different gardevoir thread everyday for months now.

>>28228700
WTF?

Are they doing that to spite Phox fags?

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>>28225406
>clicked on this pic and left it open
>mfw it moved

>>28224959
I just like it. Fennekin grew on me a lot in SMD and Delphox is pretty cool. Braixen is shit though, make it stretch out like a cat and it looks like a fucking motorcycle.

Sadly most of the line's fans in several circles seem to just wanna fuck it. That's why most times I pop my head into this thread I leave right after.

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>>28225406
>AHA, the fox neck doesnt stop from keep getting taller.

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Dream phox anon here, I have a few different results.
First time sleeping, even with all the phox and /vp/ exposure, the dream I could remember had less phox than expected, but then again I did watch some anime before attempting to dream of phox. I blame foxposters.
Second run at sleeping was surprisingly effective. Little /vp/ exposure and more of a focus on cute phox images allowed me to have a happy dream, this time spending time at a mall I went to today for 40k stuff and ice skating as phox with maybe a little bit of staring at me, but a mostly fun and normal experience.
Third run was more /vp/ exposure but I was having a little bit of trouble sleeping again so I attempted to use lewds of phox to assist me, and the result was me being phox again with the mall-phox dream surprisingly continuing instead of a new phox dream being made, but unfortunately when I got home in the dream, the door downstairs was broken down and when I went to check I unsurprisingly got fugged both from behind and in the mouth before the dream ended. Turns out that the man-juice that overloaded my mouth around the end of the dream was me drooling in my sleep.
If there's anything to learn from this for those of you who want to at the very least dream about being phox, from what I can tell so far it's not to have lewd or /vp/ based thoughts about phox when you're about to sleep.

>>28229138
Meanwhile here I am barely remembering I had a dream about an alien baby last night.

I like this blog

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>>28229226
A tip for remembering is either keeping the dream in your mind all day, or if you try doing what I did and sleeping a bunch of times in a row make sure to record notes on what happened to assist with remembering and stuff. I don't recommend doing a bunch of phox dream attempts in a row though, oversleeping doesn't feel very good.

>>28229226
>>28229408
Messed up with what I was saying, notes in general are really helpful whether or not you're sleeping a bunch.

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It's still Friday
Bump

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would you go monster hunting with your braixen

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>>28230382
>mfw I'm too much of a scrub to get past first boss in a MH game

>>28228731
Probably

>>28230382
Yes, as long as I'm competent enough to protect a cute phox like her.

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memes

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>>28230447
>boss

>>28229035
Sweet Phox and Hella Braix when

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>>28230819
memes

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>>28230963
memes to survive

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>>28231236

I'm going to sleep. If you're trying to remember your dreams in general, then good luck!

Ahem, I mean, good luck.

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>>28231402
Good night anon. Good luck on phox dreams, if you're trying to have them.

>>28231490
YEAH TIME FOR DORAGONS!

>>28231707
>implying that matters

>>28231707
Does it Matter?
>[x] No
[ ] Yes

>>28231707
That's fine. Just make me a phox too and I'll forgive you.

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>>28231938
Braixen an best pokken

>>28231707
Male > Female

Would you fug a male Braixen if he had a bigger dong than you

>>28232116
>bigger dong than you
highly unlikely it will

>>28232163
L rule. Shorter = bigger dong

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>>28232208
Or the penis scales down with the person's size and make's a smaller L.

>>28231707
Is this from something... Lewd?

>>28232305
Turn the L 90 degrees

>>28232316
What makes you think that?

>>28232333
Uhh source?

>>28232325
I guess, but wouldn't it just be troublesome to have their penis longer than their own body?

>>28232371
I would gladly take care of them.

>>28232371
>get a psychic pokemon to transfer your mind into one of the eggs so you can relive your life as a female phox but with knowledge you've gained as a human

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>>28231325
Someone actually saved that 5 min edit I made, here have another.

>>28232449
it still makes me laugh

>>28232466
I've got one more, but it might be too weird; wanna see or no?

>>28232685
Do it, you man with homosexual traits

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>>28232724
I found the original pic by happenstance on some japanese artist's profile, and I thought, "What are the chances I'll ever see this again?". I just thought it was funny.

>>28232761
I regret my choices.

>>28232761
This fucking killed me

>>28232761
I shamefully have a bit of his art saved

>>28232348
don't bother its porn

>>28232802
>mistakes were made

>>28233263
Errors have occured

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Why can't we all just get along!

>>28233298
id fuck it

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>>28233368

id fuck all fox pokemon

>>28233368
>>28233405
>not taking the route of saints and becoming the cute in the world

>>28233387
I keep a regular phox lewd folder and a somehow more degenerate than that folder

>>28233405
id fuck you

>>28233442
i just keep a regular lewd folder desu

>>28233480
well so do I but my phox is in two folders

>>28233518
A folder for straight and a folder for gay.

>>28233518
i'll never understand what people find attractive about inflation

>>28233212
>tfw will never be short enough for Braixen to call me a little guy

>>28233550
Its not, its fattie

>>28233572
>delphox is literally a circle in that pic
my point still stands

Would you an phox phriday anon?
Even if he wasn't turned into a cute phox first?

>he

>>28233659
>has

>>28233630
>You will never be the qt phox

Why live?

>>28233670
I always wonder this too, anon.
At the least I can cope with not being a phox in real life by dreaming of being a phox, but it just isn't the same.

>>28233630
>ywn be the phox phriday cumdump

>>28233697
tulpa

>>28233727
I don't want a phox friend in my mind, I want to be a phox. Or am I not remembering what tulpas are correctly?

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>>28233727
>self induced schizophrenia

>>28233716
>liked phox phriday fugging me dreams more than the calm, more relaxed one so far
>get to be the cumdump of phox phriday in dreams but not in reality
Is there a reason to wake up anymore?

>>28233808
has there ever been a reason to wake up

>>28233823
Probably not, other than to find out about phox for the first time.

>>28233572

>BBW Phox

nice

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>>28233927
uh, yeah.

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>>28234062
Stop that

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>>28234062
You stop that anon.

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>>28234131
>>28234102
Okay

>>28234062
Keep going, anon.

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>>28234152
You take that back.

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I want to ____ Phox

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>>28234169
become a cute, female

>>28234169
murder

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>>28232802
Delphox balloon poster here; my apologies anon I didnt think it would upset you so much. Have another edit.

>>28234581
It's alright, it's just that I feared it would open up the chance for inflation posters to come and I've always found inflation a bit gross
Thanks for the edit. Edits won't make me a phox though...

>>28232761
source it

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>>28232316
I have a cringe notepad with the source of this as one of the vids. >>28232333 likely knows the source, because I've posted it twice in the past week; also checked. It's relevant to the thread, so I really should post it otherwise a certain autist might sperg out because I posted fox not phox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsg-fgIDPKA

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>>28234687
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13094454/

If it doesn't work just let me know.

And an edit for the hell of it

>>28235007
>a certain
half the thread because of spam

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Good night phox phriday, I'll report any notable phox dreams I have. If thread dies before I wake up, just know that I hope you all are able to have a nice week!

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>>28235018
You're right. I shouldn't have singled out a single fellow autist when there were others keeping the spam going. Let's just drop that now. It was retarded of me to even mention it.

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>>28235171
Whatever.

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>>28225054
>>28225611
You have no damn clue how many buckets this lady has helped me fill.

>>28235896
a lot of furries are offput by the feral aspect though

>>28228055
You're balls deep in braixen, bouncing her up and down playfully as you both have the time of your lives. After you cum, a grin spreads across Braixen's face and with a loud POOF, she turns into Zoroark as you're still inside her. What do?

>>28235951
Jam it in.

>>28235929
That aspect only makes it even kinkier for me.

>>28228519
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again select your little Fennekin pic and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Fennekin guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a kidshit game. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Fennefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Fennekin.jpg" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

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>>28235929
It's say the more pressing issue that most people don't realize is that they're goddamn TINY.

>>28236123
You're aware several people here post that, right?

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>>28236187
Who's to say there can't be varying sizes in the pokemon world? And if not, then I will be a kid again and she will be there to greet me on my walk home from school and we go to her home in the woods where she'll satisfy my afterschool hormonal craze.

>>28236261
There probably are, but it's also probably in the +/-10% range and not the "literally double the average" range.
Unless we're in the world of Poke Mongo where mons are regularly pygmy-sized.

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>>28234169
Shrink down to a tiny size in front of a

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>>28235951
Zoroark is still great

>>28235951
I'd feel kinda robbed.

But I guess I'd be okay with it.

>>28236187
so smol
and so qt

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>>28234169
>>28234190
this, very much so

So on a scale of 1-10 would people in this thread really fug phox or its just an ongoing joke in this thread?

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5533216

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>>28237052
I-I dunno, man...

>>28237052
I'd rather be the phox and get fugged~

>>28234581
>>28235014
these are amazing thank you

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Good morning anons. Did any of you dream as or about phox?
I feel like a majority of my dream last night was wasted as for whatever reason in my dream I got on 4chan to try shitposting about becoming phox, but having trouble with me not being used to paw-fingers and not knowing how to use psychic abilities.
No idea why but along with talking about me being phox, I posted my address in my dream and eventually, before I could make another post my door opened behind me and I was grabbed and restrained before getting taken away, with the anon carrying me tossing me over his shoulder to do so. After that, I was brought into a car and got fugged in the mouth by the anons who took me, soon after being tossed into the trunk and waking up.
You could have just asked nicely, anons...

It's not Friday anymore, delete this thread.

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>>28240558
i'll delete you

why aren't all these furfags banned yet?

>>28240659
Because it's /vp/, everyone is a 'furfag' here.

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>>28240294
keep at it, anon. i want it to be consensual as much as you.

>>28235951

this is pretty much the ideal fug

>>28237052
I'd rather tease a male Braixen while he can do nothing to stop me. Maybe take his stick and stimulate his prostate then laugh when he helplessly shoots his load everywhere. Then make him lick up the cum.

No fug.

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>>28241129
>ywn be a male braixen
>ywn be dominated by a female delphox
The time I am having is the opposite of good

i want to cum in a pokemon

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>>28240558
>>28240662
>Trying this hard

>>28241382
So do I. Anyone else?

>>28236274
I personally always imagine pokemon I wank it to as giants anyway. I bet a huge phox is incredibly fluffy.

>>28241583
I want to be cum in

I need some good nicknames for my female phox, I start X again

>>28228240
>>28228240
>No tail
No point

>>28242837
Do the classic and name it phox

>>28242837
Del Taco™

>>28243598
A cute nickname

Thank you for containing yourselves in here and not being gardefags.

Happy fox posting.

>>28233356
>previous thread made into a picture

>I will never become a female phox outside of my dreams
>phox phriday anons will never feed me poffins and their cocks in a consensual manner

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If you got to be a female phox, other than helping out /vp/ or a trainer with things like their erections, what else would you do?

>>28245063
>what else would you do?
Black guys

>>28243644
>trying so hard he has to "shitpost" about gardefags outside our thread
lmao kill yourself furfaggot

>>28245531
Anon, these people are having a nice thread.
Please don't ruin it for them.
If you want to shit post you're looking for >>28238677

Once again nice fox posting.
Is braxien still the best mon in pokken?

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>>28245603
Thanks to our god Tonosama, of course she's best.
>>28245448
But why?

>>28245603
>we just want to shitpost in our thread while we false flag in yours please leave us alone :)
kill yourself

>>28241201
Are you me?

>>28241004
Hopefully, eventually I'll be able to have a nice time in my dreams and please anons consensually.
Too bad I can't do it in real life to make phox phridays happy

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>you will never be this phox and get the chance to make anons happy

>>28241891
How fluffy we speaking?

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Reminder that Braixen has a long nose

>>28247436
That's a long nose

Will this phox friday last until sunday?

>>28248402
Few more hours so maybe

Who atlas of worlds here

Hope you're enjoying that buffer fireball.

>>28248402
Probably will end before Sunday for quite a few of us.

>>28246799
What about the anons who wish to bully?

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>>28248680
If getting bullied as a phox would make an anon happy, I'd allow it desu

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>>28248858

>>28227108
"Kon" is the Japanese onamonapia for the sound a fox makes I think.

>>28249129
So an asinine meme song could have been avoided with research into japanese onomatopoeias

>>28249203
Basic research is too much effort for memers. We still have people saying megas are gone in SM despite that being debunked for months now.

>>28249203
kek

>>28248991
>you will never have a kebab buffet with braixen

>>28249402
>you will never get to try using your tail-stick to make smores with a phox phriday anon
Why even live as a non-phox?

>>28249451
>you will never get to feed anon food that you fire roasted yourself

>>28249655
>you will never enjoy a self-made dry sauna with a nearly naked anon

>>28249655
I work with an open 16ft hearth so I guess I do

Phox Friday is kill if you guys are going to make multiple threads about it each week.

>>28249776
This thread was made on Friday. Only 30 more posts till it dies anyways.

>>28249776
this thread was made on friday because the first thread filled up fast

>>28249776
Retard

>>28248991
>You will never be a toddler getting twig fucked by an oblivious Braixen.

>>28249888
>ywn be a young teenager taken advantage of by a mature delphox

>>28233571

You could be if you let her practice Minimize on you

>>28234169

Why does nobody ever try to make a clean loop of this?

>>28249932
>you will never be laid out across her lap as she gives you a hand spanking for being disobedient

>>28250094
Would be in favor of that actually

>>28250408
No idea. I would try, but I'm no good at working with gifs.

>>28250497
okay but

schoolteacher delphox

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>ywn have a braixen maid

>>28250854
>you will never get to be a phox maid and take care of anons

>>28250894
why live?
:<

>>28250540
Adoptive momphox who raised you from birth only to have a wincest relation and she still babies you as you grumpily go along with it.

>>28250894
do you really want to give sponge baths to obese NEETs?

>>28250894
Your duties are cleaning, cooking, and changing the diaperanon.

>>28251009
>>28251027
The obese ones and anyone trying to pull diapershit would either have to work out and fix their ways or get burnt. Everything else- cleaning, cooking, pleasuring anons, etc. would be fine by me.

>>28251059
How very unphox like of you.

>>28251085
phoxes have standards too

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>ywn spend all night gaming with your neet phox

>>28251128
And I will respect the shit out of those standards as I change my ways to get initimacy rights with phox.

>>28251085
I'd be fine with lightly overweight anons, but even though I've been here so long I still get grossed out easily by things such as obesity and diapers.

You get to be a phox but every anon who owns a phox dakimakura can touch it and manipulate you like a voodoo doll.

Do you take this deal

>>28251157
this anon gets it

>>28251183
if it would incentivize plush-anon to finally get a daki, then yes

dirty fox

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>>28251208
Uh.

>>28251059
i don't even know if the promise of phox meidu is enough to make me stop being a depressed lump

>>28251159
Define lightly

>>28251227
why haven't you fallen to the degeneracy yet anon

>>28251159
Just cause you're down in the rabbit hole doesn't mean you have to like every fetish deemed equal or higher tier than yours. Someone who is into diapers can find vore or scat disgusting.

Someone who wants to be a phox and be a cum dumpster for several anons can find other things gross.

>>28251183
As long as I get to be a cute, female phox then yes.
Just curious though, how much manipulation?
>>28251234
But at least if it was me as the phox maid I'd do as much as I can to make sure an anon's room is tidy and clean, show as much love to them as possible, try to create enjoyable and healthy meals to the best of my abilities, and when needed, make them feel good. Wouldn't you want that, anon?

>>28251324
ok but can you make me like myself

>>28251324
I for one would love to wake up in the middle of the night after hearing my door creek open and lifting my blanket up to see a smiling phox looking back at me from underneath. The sneaky rascal.

>>28251227
is that large fenne plush official ? its really so nice

>>28251347
Phox will love you so much that you have no choice to love yourself. You will have the inspiration to get out of bed each morning because you know that seeing you makes her smile. Do it for her, anon.

>>28251258
In terms of numbers it'd depend on your height and age, but in terms of looks I'd probably say a tiny amount chubbier than the average individual/belly protruding by a small bit. I'd still encourage getting more /fit/ though
>>28251347
I'd try do do everything in my power to make you enjoy life and like yourself. Why don't you like yourself, anon?

>>28251373
...maybe but i'd probably just feel guilty
but maybe is better than nothing

>>28251385
i got nothing going for me physically, mentally, emotionally, socially, financially
i beat myself up a lot

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why arent there more good phox lewds

>>28251466
thankfully the gay stuff is usually higher quality

>>28251466
you havent seen my folder

>>28251520
where am i supposed to go besides e621

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>>28251560
pixiv
tumblr
g-e
ex

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>>28251560
rule34.paheal

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>You will never have phox stroke your hair and admire you in your sleep.

>>28251442
In terms of being physically bad, you can attempt to fix that by finding a workout plan and some good dietary changes depending on what your diet currently consists of in order to either start losing obesity or turning fat into muscle. It's not immediate, but if you stick to it it'll work its 'magic' over time and fix you there.
For being mentally worthless, I'm not sure exactly how you'd go about doing it but taking your spare time and using it to study hard in aspects you wish to improve in will generally allow you to get better.
In terms of emotions, you probably need to either find some goal to strive for such as being able to run 2 miles without stopping in under 12 minutes, or something in your life to be happy about such as your childhood maybe.
I don't know about socially or financially though.
Sorry for potentially being unable to help you anon, I tried but I'm no life improvement counselor.

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>>28251608
I read that as
>your phox will never have a stroke

>>28241004
Who's the artist?

>>28251644
thanks for trying at least anon, it's the thought that counts

>>28251608
Move the hand a little more to the left and fully extend it

>>28251772
I hope you're able to get better anon. Even if I won't get to be a phox maid to take care of you anons, I'd be happy knowing it helped improve an anons life.

warm and soft fur.....

>>28251847
4u

>>28251847
What scent of shampoo and fur oils would you buy for phox?

>>28251917
lavender, peach, cheeseburger macaroni

>>28251152
i want to be hopeless neet pals with phox!!

>>28251963
>you will never be the neet phox

>>28251703
Well, there's one way to look at it.

>Your phox will never die since she doesn't exist

Does that count as a silver lining?

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>>28252028
How tragic!

>you will never be tackled to the ground by a braixen