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Garde Friday

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Post Garde here.
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>>28218276
Fuck off.
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>>28218351
Never.
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>>28218276
Yay for Gardevoir friday
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>>28218276
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>>28218561
Why not both
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>>28218561
>>28218585
You already have your own thread for phox so fuck off.
This thread is for gardevoir who doesnt even get weekly threads.
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>>28218792
And it shouldn't even have this one. Fuck off already.
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>>28218837
If you dislike the thread so much just hide and ignore it instead of acting like an immature baby.
This is /vp/, the board for pokemon, which gardevoir is part of.
Nothing you do is going to stop gardevoir fans.

KYS. .
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This hand of mine is burning red!
It’s loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
...ERUPTING
...GOD
...FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEAT END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MODS
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>>28218276
what do her queefs smell like?
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Gardevoir smiled at her trainer as she teased him with the sight of the mysterious parts beneath her skirt. The human had been drawn in, enticed by the voluptuous body and mysterious air of the Gardevoir he had trained for her entire life, from an egg. This was different somehow, however. He had never bothered to see what she looked like under there, and suddenly she seemed so eager to show him.

She sat down, and spread her legs. The petal-like folds of her biological dress obscured her most sensitive parts, and the human found himself unable to resist falling to his knees and crawling forward, reaching his face towards her feminine sex.

Gardevoir took the human's face gently in her hands in what the human thought would be a tender touch, but soon found a harsh grip upon his cheek. The Gardevoir began to laugh as, with her telekinesis, she unveiled her sex.

Rows of undulating teeth floating in a crimson sea of meat twitched in front of the human's face, and his eyes went wide. He could only scream for a second before the Gardevoir thrust her vagina forward, feeding her horrendous appetite upon the man's face.

The man could not scream, but he still tried, flailing his limbs as blood flowed freely from his lacerated face. Soon, the strong kegels of the Gardevoir's man-eating cunt pulled him in, and he found he could not breathe. He was suffocating on his own blood.

As he slipped from conciousness, the Gardevoir continued to giggle, feeding her womb's voracious appetite. Soon she would breed.
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Gardevoir is an angel.
discuss
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>>28219355
B-BLOOD PATTERN CONFIRMED BLUE
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>>28218792
You guys get threads like everyday though, sometimes twice
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>>28219448
who cares?
just shut up and post gardevoir.
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So, how much are you willing to bet that gardefags are either horny kids or neckbeards?
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>>28219523
>implying we aren't all dabblers in forbidden magick that mankind was never supposed to reach
I know I am
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>>28219523
For a while the discord was a 18+ place and it still had alot of people in it so they aren't kids.

And the people who contribute the most like Blue Man, Poly, and Ramos all have social lives and girlfriends.

Any other lies you want t make up?
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Don't talk about me or my master ever again
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>>28219581
Blue Man doesn't have a girlfriend though. He was literally and figuratively cucked by a girl. Then he made his pathetic shiny Gardevoir OC that was based off of her to cope with it.
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>>28219856
And what d you know about Blue Mans personal life?
He mentioned his girlfriend once on the channel.
Looks like he's getting laid while you go on and shit up a thread about a specific pokemon you hate.
Pathetic.
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>>28219885
Yes anon, I'm sure he is telling the truth. I'm sure someone who draws shitty art of a fictional animal and pines for it is capable of acquiring a mate of the opposite gender.

I know more than you'd care to know, and I know that you have no way to back yourself up. Also, you're the one shitting up the thread instead of ignoring shitposters with your half-baked retorts. If it were that easy, you'd do it. But you don't. You lie about things, much like he does. I only came in here to correct you. I can care less about what else takes place in here from here on out. Just know that you're severely fucked in the head.
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>>28219958
Fuck off Maxy.
No one cares about the vendetta you have against Blue Man.
Go suck your traps dick and leave the rest of us alone.
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>>28219958
>I can care less
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>>28219434
Not that kind of angel
>>28219355
It's more like a guardian
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>>28219523
The ones on /vp/ are and its so painfully obvious. They make the normal fans look bad.
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>>28219523
Hey, fuck you buddy. I'm a horny neckbeard.
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Gardevoir thread? Well i like gardevoir so i post gardevoir.
But i think she needs more speed and she will be best pokemon
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>>28220989
No this is ralts and gallade thread post father and son.
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>>28220939
>looking for some anons hilarious run through the original blue version in the archives from a while ago
>come across this thread >http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/2280274
>read it and realize the gardevoir fans have always been just plain bad

what is it about gardevoir that attracts people like this and why do they act like.... i dont even know what, ive seen children who have better attitudes
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>>28220939
>They make the normal fans look bad.
There's enough oc donutsteel characters out there to make a hedgehog blush, and almost all of them have huge tits. I don't think they need any kind of help looking bad.
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>>28221230
>I don't think they need any kind of help looking bad.

I know, right?
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>>28220939
The /vp/ fans are actually pretty chill once you get to sit down and talk to them.
They are reasonable people and most of them are actually pretty smart and funny.
You're thinking of all the false flaggers and people who like to troll the threads, yes they are bad, double because they hate gardevoir so much.
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>>28221121
Maybe its because I still have some faith in humanity but I think some of these guys are faking it. Its obvious not all of them are serious but I would not be surprise if some are being serious. The only conclusion I can come up with is that people with mental issue usually follows the popular group and since gardevoir is popular they end up attracted to it. I'm positive that you can fine people like this with any other popular pokemon like greninja,charizard,mewto ect.
You should see how these guys react when you post gallade and gardevoir together, it angers them so much.
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>>28221230
I don't think putting breast on a gardevoir makes it bad but yes some of those OC are really terrible but its not bad like the sonic OCs.
Nothing can be worse than those things.
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>>28221396
Dude, i just looked at that thread and that guy everyone talks about (Blue Man) was in there.

He was speaking as if he were some leader and others were praising him.

Even if some people are faking it that thread made it pretty clear to me there are alot of people with issues who obsess over Gardevoir.

Also don't want to start a flame war but i always see the same old excuses to justify shitty behavior when i skim through these threads.
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What did you name your Garde? Mine is named Sandalphon.
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Does this mean you'll keep your threads to once a week only? I'll go as far as to contribute if you do so
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>>28221355
This is bait but I will respond anyway.

>The /vp/ fans are actually pretty chill once you get to sit down and talk to them.

In every thread they end up obsessing over gardevoir like some mad men's it gets annoying after a while. And that's not mentioning all the crazy I WANT TO MARRY GARDEVOIR! guys. God damn waifufags.

>They are reasonable people and most of them are actually pretty smart and funny.

If they were smart they would have ignored the "trolls" not go full triggered mode on them. Also if they were smart they would do more than just post images and circlejerk about gardevoir. Maybe draw or write stuff to make the threads interesting.

You're thinking of all the false flaggers and people who like to troll the threads, yes they are bad, double because they hate gardevoir so much.

Yes some are faking it but you do know that its your own fault for getting all this hate, you guys get triggered so easily that these "troll" enjoy making you guys mad. Some gardevoir fan do actually try to shit on these thread because you guys are all idiots and they dont want to be associated with you.
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>>28221616
So a post is only bait if you say it is?
Nice logic you got going there, autismo.

Stupid people like to start trouble and get angry over things that are mostly inconsequential to them. There's nothing wrong with gardevoir threads or threads about any other Pokemon, but there'll always be some dumbass who wants to take the time to shitpost them for no reason.
Those people are the cancer, everyone participating in these threads is all right.
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>>28221548
I know these fans are obsess and I can't justify their behavior but I was just saying that some of these guys are probably not serious. Its easy to see when you read some of those post carefully. There are some rational ralts line fans on /vp/ and 4 chan its just that they are buried under all the shity ones. It fucking sucks because the retards did all this damage and its now impossible to mention gardevoir without being criticise on /vp/, just try to request some gardevoir art on the draw thread, your going to get jumped on and label a gardefag in the first minute and chances are that the artist might not do you request for fear of being label negatively themselves.
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>>28221575
>Does this mean you'll keep your threads to once a week only? I'll go as far as to contribute if you do so
sure i even made a trip so yo know its the official weekly thread :^)
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>>28221722
You can't be this delusional, can you?
Look around you do you understand why your getting so much hate? Instead of going with the "everyone hates gardevoir" excuse maybe you should look at your own actions.
You might get a revelation.
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>>28221575
If it become a week only thing and its more than just image posting and gardevoir circle jerk I might contribute too.
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>>28221918
This was tried once. It failed spectacularly.
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>>28221918
>image posting and [pokemon] circle jerk
That's literally what every thread dedicated to a single Pokemon line is used for.
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>>28221893
>Look around you do you understand why your getting so much hate? Instead of going with the "everyone hates gardevoir" excuse maybe you should look at your own actions.
>You might get a revelation.
Same can be said about you and your smug holier than thou attitude.
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>>28221973
If they can start talking about the other guys like ralts,kirlia and gallade its not going to be that bad.
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>>28221994
>People just hate gardevoir and come to shitpost
>Somebody who likes it calls him out on this shitty attitude
>Stop patronizing me you ass
Give up anon, its a lost cause
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>>28222009
It's not like Ralts/Kirlia/Gallade discussion is barred from these threads, it's just that the people who post here only care about the ones they want to fuck. It's why Kirlia is the second most posted behind Gardevoir.
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>>28221994
And if this brick walled idiot either leaves or doesn't get trigger happy these threads might get better.
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>>28221932
If you cared at all about the threads, you'd understand that the Saturday-only rule was made because these threads were coming under serious fire for being posted so often, and we were getting close to having no gardevoir threads at all. Could you possibly project any harder?
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>>28222009
>Sir2ch
God I liked that one so much, back when it was still up.
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>>28222061
>Pointing out the truth is projecting
And then people went back to not giving fucks about that. How is that not failing hard?

If this is what all these threads are going to turn into, I'd rather see them go.
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>>28222051
>>28222058
So you're telling me the people who come to shit post and attack gardevoir and the fan base are justified?

Get your head out of your ass, if these threads weren't in the sights of people like tails poster and all the people who come in just to post "YOU GUYS ARE AUTISTIC" our content creators wouldn't have left.
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>>28222150
>If this is what all these threads are going to turn into, I'd rather see them go.
Yeah thats exactly what the retarded children trying to black list these threads want.
Are you trying to be outsmarted and defeated by /b/ tier posters or are you one of them?
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>>28222150
I haven't had any hand in making the bunch of threads that have cropped up but I personally think that a weekly thread is the best plan since it leaves enough room for new art to be made while not spamming up the board, which would be the ideal case. There's clearly people opposed to the weekly plan, but they haven't come up with a better plan or done anything more than spam up the board this past week, and they seem more like contrarians for the sake of being contrarian than people trying to come up with anything useful.

There's also people who think they should derail/shitpost every thread to death, but I think they should just be ignored. It's not THAT hard to hide a thread, you guys.
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>>28222153
>So you're telling me the people who come to shit post and attack gardevoir and the fan base are justified?
No, not at all, I'm saying you make the rest of the gardefans look bad and cause more shitposters to come here because of your dense mentality that everybody but you is wrong, and that its evidenced because you're insulting even the people who like gardevoir simply because they don't agree with your stupid mentality
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>>28222198
>Outsmarted
>/b/ tier posters
Holy shit, you ARE fucking retarded. You're not even worth defending any more.

Look, I like Gardevoir and the rest of the evolution line, and I'm fine with most fanart that gets posted, whether it's a proper canon representation or not (e.g. tits vs. flat). I just don't normally feel the need to be retarded about it.

If you want to be, that's fine. It just means you are part of the reason these threads should go.

>>28222262
I'm not opposed to the idea myself, I just want it to actually work this time, which means the people dedicated to having these threads need to keep having them regardless of what the trolls do. But, just like any political debate, neither side is willing to do anything different because "m-muh weakness, we let them win, etc".
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>>28222262
I don't mind a weekly thread, but why Friday? All the weekly threads seem to happen then, make it on a Tuesday or something to spread things out
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>>28222056
That kind of sucks, ralts would totally be one of my shoulder mons,kirlia is cute has a button and gallade is a total bros. I love gardevoir but I wish these guys would get more attention like there "big sister".
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>>28222304
>>28222320
These threads are a circlejerk, or a hugbox, or whatever you want to call them. But what's wrong with having a positive place to talk about things we enjoy? These threads are here so that people who enjoy Gardevoir (and the rest of the Ralts line) can talk about them, share art, writefag/drawfag, etc. It's just a place for us to hang out and have a good talk. The everyday spam is definitely a problem, but it's more due to the fact that there's some assblasted people who want these threads to look bad than because gardevoir fans actually want an everyday thread.
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I vote Sunday for the Gardethread. I'm pretty busy on Fridays and Phoxes already have their thread today.
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>>28222414
whats gonna stop people from making them lets say every day of the week?
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>>28222153
Its justified when its to stop people like you from spamming and making the reasonable fans look bad. Maybe one of the reason the content creators left was because you guys were being too obsessive and toxic? If you go ape shit when a picture of gardevoir might have some tits I think its safe to say you have a problem.
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>>28222408
>Still blaming everything on other people
Its so funny how you don't even notice it. You're really an insult to gardefans, I hope eventually you get banned.
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>>28222304
>>28222507
See, this is how I know that your stupid ass doesn't even frequent the gardevoir threads. If you were ever there in the last couple of months, you'd know that the shit posters ruined everything for everyone, not any fan.
The only place you can get good art now is the discord and they make sure to keep out people like you.
Great use of your time there.
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>>28222454
Nothing except their own inhibition. If a thread pops up at some random point this week, I promise to stay out of it if the rest of the Gardefags will.
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>>28222408
That is the majority of the problem right there. There are always going to be people that will be "Trolls gonna troll", and that's to be expected. This isn't helped by the fact that there are legit fans who are still willing to spam the board with these threads, or that trolls can start these threads just to shitpost them into oblivion.

I'll be the first to admit I don't know what the right answer is, exactly, except to say that either extreme (all the time or never) is wrong. If people want to make it work, they will; I've lost interest in actively trying, but I'll still offer passive support.
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>>28222408
These threads are problematic because guys like you are toxic. And make stupid decisions. Fuck you literally talk for everyone else and make everyone else look bad with your stupidity and
not to mentioned that you wont shut up about your obsession with it.
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>>28222573
its been tried before and the rest of the board responds with the usual flames while gardefans defend their shitty actions

go ahead and try i'll be there to say "i told ya so"
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>>28222558
Keep using that excuse, I bet only good things can come if you just insult everybody and refuse to improve your behaviour.

I feel bad for all other gardefans, hope you guys get rid of this delusional retard soon enough
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>>28222523
Is it possible to bane him if we all report him?
He is and has spammed before so?
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>>28222642
maybe but you could also get banned for abusing the report feature, especially with a post like that
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>>28222558
>The only place you can get good art now is the discord and they make sure to keep out people like you.

Ha man your good you really got us. You really sounded like those obsess fans. Thanks for the laugh mate. Your fake bait was top notch.
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>>28222523
>>28222588
>>28222609
>>28222716
Thanks bro. You guys really are as dumb as everyone says you are.
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>>28222714
Shut up gardefreak I'm trying to think of a way to get rid of you.
>>28222630
We might never be able I just hope your favorite bros or sis mon doesn't get this kind of fan. Its embarrassing to be label with these kinds of people.
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>>28222642
>Is it possible to bane him if we all report him?
I think he's too big of a guy for that.
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>>28222763
I don't know mate but I would not be surprise if some fans actually take this seriously.
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>>28222861
for you
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You get to send one letter to gardevoir in the pokeverse. what do you write on it?
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>>28222904
Do you even have a nose?
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>>28222904
Stay off of /vp/, you dont even want to know what those freaks want to do with you
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>>28222904
The letter D
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>>28222904
How are you and your husband doing? Are the kids enjoying themselves ect.
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>>28222904
You're a fun Pokemon, but unfortunately people jack off to you and get a little weird.
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I got a shiny male ralts when I was hunting for a shiny female ralts and I was wondering, what would be a good combo for a mix attacking gallade?
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>>28222984
Ii never really bothered me that people jack off to it. We humans are known to pretty much be able to fap to anything. The people that are obsess with it on the other hand, those guys I have a problem with.
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is it time for my dose of autism already?
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>>28223042
Right this way sir but please dont take too much this time we don't want a repeat of last time do we? >>28221994
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>>28223035
I mean I can see why people fap to it when it comes to art, because they draw it with tits a vagina, etc. My main problem with Gardevoir is that if you like the Pokemon, either for design, moveset, what its based on and such, that you're automatically lumped in with all the people that obsessed over it or fap to it normally.

I don't know, to me its like jacking it to a gorilla or giraffe or something. Its just weird to me.
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>>28222984
Gamefreak is cool with it, that's why they gave Gardevoir a mega that is literally wearing a wedding gown
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>>28223157
Yea I get what you mean being groupe up with all those kind of people and it suck to get called out for negative stuff even if you don't do it. I will admit I do fap to it sometimes but I don't obsess over it like some fans. I'm pretty sure its just a fetish thing don't worry about it I've seen way stranger.
Have some cute garde by the way this thread needs it.
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>>28223157
Just ignore the people who asume you're a degenerate. Just explain you're not somebody who faps to it and if they're a person worth talking to they'll believe you and you can keep descussing whatever it is you wanted to discuss

Also, what does that second line even have to do with the first thing? And why do you care about what people fap to? There ARE many people who jerk it to giraffes and gorillas you know.
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>>28223256
I always saw it has either a ball gown or a princess dress are you sure its a wedding one?
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>>28223256
That is part of her gimmick though. I always saw it as like this graceful type fencer, en garde and all. I guess sort of similar to Fate/Stay Saber in a way.
>>28223263
I hate to say it, but I've definitely seen far worse as well.
>>28223266
I mentioned it mostly because I personally see them as animals/pets/buddies than I do fap wise, and yes I'm sadly aware of what people do fap to, even worse if they actually try and act on it. I don't just fucked up to me personally felt like commenting, that's all. These threads are typically way better than the Heliosk fuckers and all that shit though I will admit.
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>>28223290
white gowns are reserved for wedding specifically so yes
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Reasons to hate Gardevoir:
-Alakazam better phycic
-Diance better fairy
-Shitmon (see above)
-Babies First Waifu
-The fan base is embarrassing
-They put no effort into its mega and neckbeards cummed their pants
-Used by the worst champ
-Its not mawile


Reasons to like Gardevoir:
-You're a furry people to think you're normal
-You dream of being a cuck
-You think you're 300 lb gut looks good in a white and green gown
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>>28223266
This is pretty much the best answer just explain that your not a degenerate and you will be fine.

Also just a question out of the blue is it explained why humans are so sexually active? I dont think a lot of animal actually fap to other species.
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>>28223341
>-Alakazam better phycic
>-Diance better fairy
Well, yeah, but gardevoir serves a different role than both of them. Get your shitpost straight anon

>>28223319
>animals/pets/buddies
>animals/pets
Pokemon are supposed to be on human-level inteligence, so they should only really be considered buddies.

>>28223362
Humans are one of the few animals who have sex for pleasure, I think it has to do with inteligence, there's a certain point at which you become aware of the pleasure it provides so you seek it out rather than keep to yourself until mating season.
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>>28223319
I've been gone for some time what's with all the Heliosk thing it was not that popular last time what changed?
Also does anyone have more florges and gardevoir pics together? I love seeing these two together its cute.
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>>28223408
>Pokemon are supposed to be on human-level inteligence, so they should only really be considered buddies.

Yeah, the game has pushed this from the start- pokemon are more than "pets". Also we have people literally falling in love with pokemon in the games themselves.
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>>28223408
And what purpose would that be?
If you a special attacker to plow through your opponents team then alakazam does that a million times better with its coverage and its faster than 100 base speed (which is slow in the meta).
Mega zam can even go modest and hit harder since it has so much speed.

And if you want a fairy type diance does that better once again thanks to its better speed stat and its not walled by special sponges seeing how diamond storm is a thing.


Fucking waifu fag, sylveon hits harder than your ball room dancer.
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>>28223408
That makes sense apes,monkeys and dolphins are the only other animals that will try to pleasure themselves just because, and they are also considered the more intelligent animals.
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>>28223521
>Diance is a better fairy
Once again wrong. Gardevoir can get past stall with taunt while Diance sits there and lets the opponent set up hazards. Try again after you get your facts straight.
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>>28223534
>Titdevoir
Really? Where did you see that?
And not that I'm defending these threads but I think the last gardevoir thread was a week ago I don't think your really justified right now.
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>>28223600
Implying the guys here are part of the retard groupe. I get what that other anon said it sucks to be blamed for other peoples stupidity.
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>>28223591
>232 SpA Pixilate Mega Gardevoir Hyper Voice vs. 4 HP / 252 SpD Eviolite Chansey: 117-138 (18.2 - 21.4%) -- possible 5HKO

>252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 4 HP / 252 SpD Eviolite Chansey: 144-169 (22.4 - 26.3%) -- 12.4% chance to 4HKO

Yeah, Gardevoirs Hyper Voice hits harder.
Are you this fucking delusional?

Also bulky gardevoir is plain shit seeing as its even slower now.
There is literally no reason to use it over all the other options you have.
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>>28223612
After the million times its been posted it kind of lost its shock value. I dont get why they don't try to get a new image or something.
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>>28223571
>Diance sits there and lets the opponent set up hazards
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>>28223681
>There is literally no reason to use it over all the other options you have.

If that's the case then why use any other pokemon aside from M-kan,flame bird, both primals and rayquazar the tournament thing did prove that those are the only good ones now. Seeing that everyone was using them.
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>>28223681
You're still incredibly angry and I seriously dont understand why. Sure, choice specs sylveon hits harder, who would've guessed.

If M-Gardevoir is such shit why is it in OU with middle-tier usability? Stop being such an ass about it.
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>>28223591
>>28223647
Why the fuck where my posts deleted?
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>>28223681
Maybe people just likes to use their favorites? Pokémon is mostly suppose to be played for fun why use a pokemon that you don't like when one of your favorites can do a similar job?
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>>28223748
>If M-Gardevoir is such shit why is it in OU with middle-tier usability?
Waifu autists like you putting it on their teams.
I've always said it doesn't belong in the OU tier.
Serious question, are you the guy who was arguing t-wave is a good move on gardevoir the other day?

>>28223736
Thats VGC, and even in the formats where the super mega ubers were banned gardevoir was still n the shitty end of the spectrum.
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>>28223759
Janny wants to get rid of all traces of Exodia, including posts that mention it.
>>28223647
>>28223691
>shitting on this board's proud furfag shitposting heritage and culture
Get out of here you globalist hippies
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>>28223759
Probably just wanted to delete anything that was connected to that post don't worry about it.
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>>28223793
The claim wasn't that its someones favorite, it was that sylveons hyper voice hits harder and then >>28223748 back tracks when i prove him wrong
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>>28223821
I'm sorry grandpa but I'm just suggesting that maybe they could change it a bit? Its been used for thousands of years now maybe the new kids wants to see something new?
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>>28223800
No because I don't frequent these threads. I dont even like using gardevoir, I prefer mega lopunny or sableye. You need to realize gardevoir is usefull, otherwise it wouldnt be in OU. Do you honestly think all of its usability comes from waifufags?

>>28223833
I'm not backtracking, you used choice specs for no reason, why not give gardevoir a +2 or +1 because of calm mind while you're at it?

>>28223821
Garryposting is the heritage, shut up with your exodia nonesense. Its garbage and you know it
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>>28223833
You put a choice specs on Sylveon there, kiddo. Looking at those calcs says that Gardevoir with choice specs would out damage the Sylveon.
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Again with this shit? Can you guys just...adore something REAL!?
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>>28223833
Its true that sylvion is sadly better but I doubt it would hit harder. Does it? A normal pokemon can't possibly hit harder than a mega one.
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>>28223913
The point of this board is semi-adoration for fictional beings, so no.
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>>28223887
>I'm not backtracking, you used choice specs for no reason
Its a legit set. Should i leave out Life Orb when calcing gengars damage?

>>28223887
Its a very fine line in terms of usage that'll determine if something will get into OU.
Obviously not all the usage is waifu fags but the ones that use it for that reason are enough to push it over the edge.
You still haven't even mentioned a something it can do that can't be done by one of the mons similar to it.

>>28223908
>>28223923
You're both retarded if you are really saying this shit.
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>>28223887
>y-you cant use items to make your pokemon better than my waifu
>its not used for any reason
>its the first fucking set on smogons sylveon page
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>>28223994
Good job ignoring the second part, and not doing the fair thing and adding a +1 to gardevoir.

Would you calc bisharp with +0 or +2 huh?

I already said bulk and setup, something diance and alakazam are too frail to do because of typing and/or stat distribution. You simply scoffed at it. What about psychic-fairy STAB coverage? access to one of the strongest hyper voices in the game? an actually good typing? what about that?

Also, if you're so focused on how delusional waifufags have made it into OU, tell me how? how can you carry a shitmon into OU? and if you try saying "its because they use a better team and gardevoir so the rest carry it" then why aren't pokemon like mandibuzz in OU? or quagsire? both picks used to cover niches and used by many teams but aren't in OU?

>>28224048
>not reading the second part
>asuming its my waifu
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>>28224048
>There are people who still think sylvion is better than Mega Gardevoir.

The Damage output is close and Mega Gardevoir has loads more utility. Gardevoir also isn't forced to switch when something that resists fairy or has sound proof comes in.
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>>28223571
>>28223521
>>28223681
Mega Alakazam, while a lot faster, has even shittier bulk, mono-psychic typing and doesn't have access to STAB 117 base power attack unlike Gardevoir.

Where did you get the information that "Diancie let opponents set up"? It has coverage and Diamond Storm in the case of a special wall, same for Gardevoir which has Psyshock (and taunt) for special sponges.

100 base speed isn't slow, just not really fast either.

You're both wrong desu, all 3 of these mons have their own advantages, weakness and etc. in the meta. Sylveon does hits slightly harder than Garde with specs, but it's locked into one move and has shit speed. It also doesn't uses mega slot and has slightly better bulk, but that's about it, M-Gardevoir is more viable overall.
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>>28224081
The +1 comes from the choice specs you fucking tard, an item that gives sylveon immediate power and it doesn't need to set up that calm mind for and sit there waiting to be KO'd.

And if you want to know why i scoffed at your shit defensive gardevoir its because i thought you were legit being a retard.
Not only are you giving up the power behind your attacks, which is teh only thing you have going, but you still get beaten by all your counters like Scizor, Talonflame, or really any hard hitting pokemon that uses physical attacks.
What are you beating? Flash cannon heatran? Can switch into keldeo better?
Your shit bulky set is so bad smogon doesn't even list it as an option for the reasons above.

Last thing, psychic is a shit typing, has been that way since they nerfed it after gen 1.
Don't go around pretending its unique type combo is any good when its walled by every competent team.

>>28224105
Except Sylveon doesn't waste my mega slot with useless trash.

>>28224149
Name something you use Gardevoir for and i'll give you something that does it better.
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>>28224149
This is what I've been trying to say this whole time. They're different pokemon, its not like comparing dusknoir and duscolps who have the same exact role, the pokemon serve different functions
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>>28224242
No what you've been saying all along is that Gardevoir deserves a free choice specs boost just like Sylveon because you can't accept the idea that perhaps your waifu isn't perfect
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>>28224234
>Smogon sets are all that matter
>You cant possibly set up a calm mind
>It has counters that beat it
>>Psychic/Fairy is a bad type combo
What even anon

>>28224294
>Still thinking its my waifu
>still thinking I'm saying its the perfect pokemon
>still thinking you cant possibly ever set up a calm mind
I'll stop replying to you, you're either blindide by some vendetta you have against gardevoir or genuinely dont understand its a decent pokemon. If you honestly think having 3 pokemon perform better than it in different areas doesn't show its a well rounded pokemon you're delusional. By that logic pokemon like infernape, M-Salamence and M-Lucario are useless. This all started because of a shitpost you made baiting for replies, and you still are doing do. Take these last two (You)s and enjoy thinking an OU pokemon in the middle of the tier is dogshit.
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>>28223913
Well the pokemon game is real.
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>tfw you run gardevoir in OU and it's not mega
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Gardevoir a best in all forms, be they on-model, titdevoir, or trapdevoir.

God bless #282
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>>28224364
I'm sorry, I knew i shouldn't have mentioned smogon even though your double standard ass pulled up usage stats from them.
Of course you can set up with calm mind if you're elo is 1050 and up against shuckle.

Once you get to the higher elos steel types become just about core in any team, and focus blast doesn't do the job.

If you're still defending Psychic coverage then please go play the meta some more.
Not even things like Medicham and Gallade are running psychic type moves because they just suck coverage wise.
The only reason PSYSHOCK is run for any reason on gardevoir is because it gives it a shot to beat special beefy pokemon. If it wasnt for this i could assure you you'd be seeing things take up that move slot.

>>28224412
Choice scarf mega bluff cheese is funny
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>>28224234
>Name something you use Gardevoir for and i'll give you something that does it better.

I use Gardevoir as a special attacker that also wall break while having decent coverage (psyshock & taunt for special walls, focus blast for steel types, etc.)

Mega Alakazam doesn't have fairy typing and doesn't really fits well into my team.

Mega Diancie doesn't have taunt or Focus blast, and I already have a rock type.

>walled by every competent team

Steel types with fighting resistance are the only thing that walls Gardevoir from what I can think of.

Look, I don't play competitive Pokemon and I don't have too much knowledge about it, but I know you're clearly ignorant when I read shit like "sylveon is better than M-Gardevoir" in 2016.
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>>28224497
>Choice scarf mega bluff cheese is funny
Assault Vest with psyshock, thunderbolt, focus blast, and moonblast
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>>28224498
>but I know you're clearly ignorant when I read shit like "sylveon is better than M-Gardevoir" in 2016.
Then put your money where your mouth is.

Lets battle, surely you'll be able to beat my ignorant ass.
Don't forget to bring your #1 best pokemon, gardevoir.
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>>28224530
>fight me, it will obviously prove which of these pokemon is objectively better
Not that guy, but god you're such an idiot
>>
>>28224553

Not him, but both guys are idiots.
>>
The obsess gardevoir fans are stupid but God damn the shitposters are has retarded. Literally critic everyone that just compliments the damn thing and labels people that dont particularly love or hate it waifufags. I know he's just trying to trigger people with his bait but why all this work for such a small buzz?
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>>28224553
What better way to solve an argument when it devolves into a you're a retarded shiiter who doesn't know how to battle?
Aren't we on the pokemon board?

You all agree that i'm bad and gardevoir is the #1 GOAT pokemon so humiliate me in a pokemon battle.
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>>28224590
Not these guys but your a weird shitposter mate. Are you by any chance 15?
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>>28224622
>haha i disagree so he must be shit posting and underage

Follow me here. If i'm am ignorant shitter compared to the people arguing for gardevoir then they must be better than me and obviously make better teams.

If we were to go up in a pokemon battle then they should win and get me to shut up.
They could also post the replay here and show everyone how much i suck / how they are better so their opinion should be valued more.

No?
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>>28224711
>Let's battle in RNG: the game to see who's better!
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>>28224711
Not really some of us have other things to do, and want to do other things than humiliate some delusional kid on the internet.
Have a gardevoir I know you love these things.
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>>28224784
I hope you're not the faggot defending gardevoir trying to back track again.

>>28224841
Oh there you are. I figured you'd back out.
Of course you don't want to rek me in a quick battle and are so busy, busy enough that you come back just to post some back handed insult like the stereotypical gardefag you are.

Whats the point f discussing anything pokemon related if you're just gonna bring up "MUH OPPONENT BROKE THROUGH MY CONFUSE RAY. SHIT GAME JUST LIKE HIM".

Also use focus blast less.
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>>28224909
>fight me after school nerd: the post
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>>28224952
He sound like those small idiot kids that try to pick a fight with the big 6/7 feet tall dude. Those guys were always hilarious.
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>>28224952
>>28225026
See you must be confused here.
We're not fighting over some girl here (well, maybe the gardefags are) and no one can get physically hurt in a pokemon battle.

Battling would also use the very medium in which people are claiming something is good / isn't and would only hurt ones ego.

Sorry if my posts triggered flash backs of the bullies who took your lunch money =(
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How would you even fuck a gardevoir, she's fucking break in a second, look at how thin she is.
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>>28218276
Might as well be a HG thread.
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>>28225193
By being gentle.
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>>28225306

Why not turn this thread into one?
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>>28225361
There is no amount of gentle in this world unless you have like a child's penis or microdick.
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>>28225679
She isn't that brittle. Zoroark has less physical defense.
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>>28224553
>>28224622
>>28224784
>>28224841
>>28225026
>someone criticizing your beloved Pokémon finally offers to do something aside from shitpost at it
>refuse to give them the light of day
holy shit my sides
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>>28225056
Nice samefag. Are you mad that people aren't in middle school and have better things to do than entertain some retard?
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>>28226175
Sorry to break it to you, but not everyone on this board is a dedicated shitposter or troll.

Here's the part where you refuse to accept that you're wrong and call me out on shooping the screencap.
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>>28226254
This is the most pathetic post i've ever seen
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>>28226254
kill yourself
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>>28226289
Could say the same for this entire thread, really. There's more shit being stirred than actual discussion, but why should I expect anything else from a Gardevoir thread?

One final (You) for you. I don't see the point feeding you more if you can't even work up the courage to play one match of Showdown with an anon and prove you're right.

>>28226332
original post
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>>28226401
Who said these guys>>28224553
>>28224622
>>28224784
>>28224841
>>28225026
were the same anon from before?
Are you that much of an attention whore? Besides you didn't even post your code retard how can people even battle you if they dont know you?
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>>28226491
On showdown: BASED SCRUB SLAYER
6v6 OU

But who's to say that im the same anon from before :^)
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>>28226491
Nobody was saying that, though it does say something when five potentially different anons all refuse to post their codes.

Speaking of which, I can't post something I don't know. I'm a mere passerby who decided to speak up despite it being your typical Gardevoir thread.

I would certainly enjoy watching the battle, though. It would be a refreshing change of pace.
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>>28226600
>>28226606
Wow you even managed to get your posts in under a minute. Still not impressed though and no one is fooled.
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>autism vs autism: The thread.
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>>28226745
Judging the entier thread I would say its more:
>autism vs autism vs normal people: The thread.
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>>28219050
https://youtu.be/KXOCzB35kFY

This Gardevior has gained a move not normally learned with help of - IT'S TRAINER!
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