>A young girl named Luna is lost in the forest and she see's an Robinhoot.
>"do you know where my mother is?" the girl asks.
>Robinhot looks at her " why the hell would I know where your mother is?
>Are you stupid?!
>And why are you fairy tale children always getting lost in forests and hallucinating about animals that can talk?"
>With that, the owl swooped down, ripped the little girl's face off and ate Luna's eyeballs.
>Afterwards, Robinhoot hooted "hoo-hoo"
What's an animal?
>mother
not mommy
>animal
???
>>28012252
>>animal
>>28012268
>>>animal
>>28012282
>>>>animal
>an Robinhoot
Learn english retart
>animal
Literally what
>>28012346
sure, neckbeard.
>>With that, the owl swooped down,
>fictional Pokémon
>>>/an/
Plot-twist...LUNA WAS ROOTHOTS DAUGHTER!?!
But no seriously be heller funnier in a sick ironic way if Roothot was the mother once that dude she fugged comes out looking for Luna right after. Like the Owl-Spirit got chased off by the family dog or whatever once giving birth to her.
Robinhoot might be the coolest starter since gen1, if not of all time. Love me some owls. owl team of 6 when??