>kalos pokedex >not made entirely of pokemon based on animals'

Post more, I love these.

>tfw you'd be a blue throated side-blotched lizard

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>>27197599
Ok!

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>>27197562
>>27197571
>>27197575
>>27197603
>>27197607 (thanks doc)
>posting this swede's art

>>>/d/

I have the sudden urge to fap to the Ice Climbers now

Is- Is nature really this degenerate?

Brb fapping

>>27197635
Cuckoldry runs rampant in the animal kingdom.

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>>27197599
>tfw you'd be a blue throated side-blotched lizard
At least not this one

>>27197571
>>27197562
Cucked

>>27197635
Human pair bonding is frankly one of the most unnatural things ever. It's good for us, but pretending it's 'natural' is fucking stupid.

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>>27197694
>>27197694

>>27197683
Birds often have mates for life

>>27197694
Wew

>>27197694
Birds are degenerates.

>>27197694
Fujoshi The Species

>>27197683
There are other monogamous animals, you know.

>>27197562
>because it's france they should do mating and seducing habits durrr
I don't even get why the fuck this have anything to do with France, yes Paris is the city of "romance" or whatever but that doesn't mean everybody there is in love and reproduce in the streets
It's called like this only because we have plenty of beautiful and cultural monuments very fun and interesting with your boyfriend
And we mate like everybody else, in a big white room where they collect the eggs we laid to bring them to the Queen

>>27197603
>tfw you'll never be a male Spotted Hyena

>>27197745
I don't know what you're talking about. I walked down the streets of Paris just 4 hours ago and saw an orgy of fat people fucking alongside the road while screaming.

It was a fascinating sight.

>>27197694
>men have sex with men to get women
>women have sex with everyone
It's like paradise.

>>27197757
pics or bullshit

>>27197599
>not wanting to be trap homewrecker master race
Have fun with your responsibilities.

>>27197784
And having the female be equally responsible? Yes please.

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>tfw ywn be an alpha male

If there's anything degenerate about us, it's that our culture thinks sex and sexuality is bad.

>>27197757
They're fat people, they just do this to seem interesting

Where do you get all these?

>>27197861
Look up Humon

>>27197856
Me on the left

>>27197856
jesus fuck theses men are 10/10
it fucking works

>>27197871
Thanks Anon.

Yo where's the Traumatic Insemination?

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>>27197856
I wish I could pull off the trap look.

>>27197856
not gay but
good lord brazil there has a really cute butt

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>>27197899

I'm reading all of these in Zefrank's voice.

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>>27197907

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>>27197899
>>27197907
> This is a guy
Oh sweet lord.

>>27197913
Who is this semen demon (male)?

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>>27197930
It's not gay if the penis is feminine

>>27197939
I wish I knew

>>27197562
These are so cute! Did you draw them? Do you have a website?

>tfw we'll never be animals with no morals that can freely breed regardless of anything

>stops posting interesting breeding facts and starts posting traps
It was inevitable

>>27197956
Not OP but they didn't make it most likely.

Search for Humon.

>>27197956
Lurk more newfriend

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>>27197967
Please do not confuse me with this degenerate cock hungry fegit

>>27197968
Ty

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>>27197759

>>27197986
Absolute degeneracy

>>27198024
I know, isn't it wonderful?

>>27197811
The second I stopped caring, is the second pussy became available.

I openly mock club culture and the 80% of men that buy drinks for all the girls but get none of the love. I openly condemn the sluts that flock to the top 20% of males. I talk shit about feminism. I turn down girls who wouldn't be worth my time. And you know what? It fucking works. Girls love an asshole and a jerk. Women who 5 years ago would have never given me a second chance, now want me.

Seems like that's it. You can check here if I forgot about something
http://humoncomics.com/archive/animal-lives

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>liking traps
>not liking the superior bears
baka desu senpai

>>27198100
>ever wanting an extreme on any end of the spectrum
Average is by far the best.
Attainable and without high standards.

>>27198066
If you're realistic about the kind of women you can attract, this is absolutley true. For example, in a relationship women unconsciously crave conflict, and will invent situations to cause it. These are very specific, and if you push back without falling for it they'll think you stronger for it. Agreeing with a woman all the time like some dickless idiot doesn't work.

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>>27198100
faggot

this thread is beautiful

>>27198050
>men will never have tits

feels bad

>>27197856
They're hot but they look annoying as fuck. The kind of twinks that are craving for attention and consider letting you sleep with some kind of a godly gift you're supposed to thank them for (happened to me).

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>>27198106
>not wishing for something that will never come true
>>27198124
well yeah

>>27197575
>tfw you'll never be a male anglerfish

>>27197562
God this shit gets me erect!

>>27198264
Middle and rightmost are subpar and working way too hard to cover it, they'd be like you said. Lefty is a natural perfect and probably tolerable. Hidden Twink could be either, but not being spraytanned and actually wearing clothes probably makes him the normie of their group.

>>27197607
Damn son that's pretty cute

>>27198293
Are we going to pretend a man's life isn't like this at all?

>>27197637
Best one. Unf.

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>>27198006

>>27197986
>if two males want the same female, instead of fighting, they'll have sex with each other, which eases the tension and reinforces their friendship. If a female hits a baby, the mother will chase her, but afterwards, they will rub their clitorises together to make up
Cute

>>27197995
Oh so that's what Saltats are based on.

>>27197986
>We will never live in such a utopia

Damn

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>>27198427
>We will never live in such a zootopia

if this thread proves anything is that there is no natural. Do whatever freaky shit you want.

>>27198311
>>>/d/

>>27198460
Or maybe that something being natural should be seen as something negative rather than positive like many conservacucks or ecoretards believe.

>>27198065
>The only time there is any evolution in these species is on the rare occasion when one of the females feels like trying something different and crossbreeds with a male from another whiptail species
IT'S LIKE THE BITCH WANTED TO CUDDLE
BUT SHE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT
AND IT WAS JUST SO FUCKED UP AND DISTURBING
YET I JUST
KEPT
WATCHING
IT

AND THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING DID!

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>mfw this whole thread

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Pokemon?

>>27198747
>you will never oil up and wrestle with your bro in order to attract mates

why even live

>>27198770
>wanting to waste time for gains when you could stay at home playing pokémon and fapping to underage pokégirls
smhtbhfam

>>27198747
>get to have my hands all over a guy's body but stick it in a woman
Why can't humans be like this? And here I thought I was weird for wanting a gf to love but a bf to fuck.

>>27198914
This would be your ideal world I suppose >>27197986

>>27197708
Birds do lots of cheating and baby sharing though

Well, Lopunny were inspired by playboy bunnies, and Gliscor are based partially off of scorpionflies, which males have a penis for their tails.

>>27198949
>not all animals are the same
news at 11

>>27197986
Man, how manic-depressive would a chimp-bonobo hybrid be?

>>27198976
I think this thread made that clear

>>27198914
you've got bonobo blood inside you. find your people

Jynx are all-female human-shape, you know human guys propagate them

>>27198976
#NotAllAnimals

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>>27198964
>Gliscor ae based partialy off of scorpion flies, which males have a penis for their tails
Wait, what? but, it is based on a regular scorpion with vampiric elements, hence the tail, the claws, bat-like face, and, you know, the fact females ALSO have the long phalic tail

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>>27197894
No seriously where is it? Bedbugs (and other invertebrates) mate this way so where's the traumatic insemination?

>>27197694
I'mma have to save this one for future Internet fights

>>27199028
#BugLivesMatter

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>>27198100
>>27198106
>Not appreciating all points of the spectrum

>>27199043
>turk gore

too soon

>>27198100
Yas daddy

>>27197986
My clan

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When a male leavanny wishes to court a female, he will constantly hunt for food/berries, and make sure she is very well fed. The females are often much larger than males, and will have multiple ones attempting to court her. The males do their best to stay out of her way, as the females can be scary.
The females will start to only take from the males who can bring her the sweetest berries, narrowing down the best hunters. Mushrooms, foongus, and sunkerns are often brought by males who could be considered scavengers, while roselia/roserade flowers, liligant petals, and sunflora flowerheads are brought by the best hunters.
Now is when the males know they have to bring her something bigger- she will want to eat another young bug type.
The most common prey would be kakuna and metapod, less common combees, and karablast. Venipede will be the most sough after meal by these males, but basculine, cherrim, and dunsparce are also acceptable meals.
Once a female has chosen her mate, she will begin acting aggressive towards them, and presenting her lady parts to him in an abrasive manner. Mating can take a few days, and is not always successful, but once a female has been fertilized, she doesn't need to be courted again, staying fertilized her whole life.
If the female still isn't satisfied with her meal, she will eat the male after mating.

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>>27199302
Uh...neat, I guess...

>>27197603
>that one r34 of these

>>27198597
Or maybe that the fact that something is natural for one species doesn't mean it's automatically natural for others as well, liberalfag

>>27198006
I have the strangest boner right now.

should i write more
and which pokemon

>>27199552
This
Why the hell do people look to lesser species and animals for inspiration on how to live

>>27199585
Why not; Swampert.

>>27197618
Dane. Don't lump us in with those barbarians.

>>27198747
>Jojo's Breeding Adventure

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someone be my qt bf for homo and spooning

>>27197571
Orange = Chad
Blue = Normie
Yellow = Chad's Pool Boy

>>27198964
>lopunny is a rabbit that looks like a woman so it is obviously a reference to this super specific thing
Fuck yeah america

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>>27199302
More please

>>27197966
most animals don't do that either. the problem is separate sexes with distinct roles. the only way that's possible is if everyone were socially indistinguishable hermaphrodites.

>>27199585
Pokemon with gender-specific hierarchies such as Nidoran, Gardevoir/Gallade, Pyroar or Unphezant

>>27199898
Well we do have our minds, we can just decide to do anything

>>27197995
>The need to dance is so strong

Any species description that includes this phrase is immediately the best species

>>27199585
How Jynx dance for human men
I guess there isn't much more to say
>frost cavern
>all the smoochum
I guess hikers know how to keep warm

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Wat te fuk apening here?

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>>27199602
>>27199857

Studying the swampert breeding habits is hard, as the creatures are very rarely seen in the wild. They are found deep in marshes. They hunt in the murky water, and are strong enough to enjoy meals composed of creatures with hard shells.
The more fertile a swampert is depends on how large its gotten and its climate. Female swamperts grow much slower. Often the results in much younger males breeding with older females. Breeding causes much more strain on the females than males, and its likelier to fail the skinnier the females are. Females can produce nearing a thousand eggs, and if the female isn't fed well enough, they can die while producing so much. Unlike many other pokemon, swamperts will breed even if they are in ill health. Because of such an excess in failed children, runts and failed births are often ate.
Swampert 'heat' is most common in the earlier parts of the year. When courtship begins, males will show their interest in a female by raising their tail fins high in the air, and often thrusting a bit. Once they have successfully attracted a female, they will walk them around their territory as a sort of mating dance. During this mating dance, the two will rub the undersides of their hindlegs together, where their is a chunky, sensitive area. If done right, this mating dance can last longer.
Male swamperts will release their sperm in a jelly, leaving it in a safe warm part of the marsh water. During their trot, the male will lead the female to this 'jelly'. If she is truly interested, she will take the jelly into her, and begin fertilizing her eggs.

>>27199585
Combee/ vespiquen fuckery

>>27199992
Oh no here comes a potential aspie to spam humans or something

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>>27197571
>This thread

Oh anon, take my lovely (you)

>>27199552
And how do you even know something is natural or not in the case of humans? We have long left behind our lives in the wild and we're taught to repress our instincts, there's barely anything "natural" anymore to human lives. Saying "it's good because it's natural" or "it's bad because it's not" are absolutely idiotic arguments that would have devastating consequences if taken to the extreme.

>>27200021
Not bad at all, good job.
How about Latias/Latios?

>>27199920
>>27199984
>>27200022
im on it, going in order. If thread looks like its about to die, what should i do?

>>27197603
>>27197637

Is it weird that I want these?

>>27199592
Why the hell do people see human traits in animals rather than the other way around? Because God said so in his book that totally was not written by elitists?

>>27197637
It's crazy how some spider/insect males have developed techniques and traits JUST so the female doesn't fucking eat them.

>>27200064
Remember when we could eat anything around and didn't think we had to farm? I mean no we don't remember what to eat because we're born gimps like our parents

>>27200104
>Why the hell do people see human traits in animals rather than the other way around
Because it's easier to relate to them that way. Ever had a pet?

>>27200104
Humans evolved to be better than animals and their primitive traits
Learning from animal behavior is pure degeneracy

>>27198460
>>27198597
>>27199552
>>27199592
>>27200064
>>27200104
>>27200143
The ability to rise above our base instinct is what makes us human.

>>27200140
It's just as easy both ways, you think dogs don't have real emotion when they, "only look like human expressions"
>>27200143
Humans have the thinnest skin
>>27200164
Prove it

This has absolutely nothing to do with Pokemon

>>>/an/

>>27200084
Make a new thread?

>>27200133
I was about to say, male black widows have begun surviving this way under observation. Might change that name one day, I've heard people don't even die from them right away lately, but that might be a trick

>>27199302
Just sounds like a landwhale's wet dream to me.

>>27197575
Feminists' wet dream

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>>27199920
Nidoran breeding is a bit complicated, due to the nature of their genders.
This species is one of the best communicators, as they have a wide vocabulary, and expert hearing.
A special trait of male nidoran is that when born with the extremely rare 'shiny' quality, they can pass for females. This is often used to their advantage, as they will sneak into a male's territory where they have collected multiple females, and they can get away with mating with these females. A phenomenon seen only once includes females forcing a shiny male to satisfy their male master's needs once they have already been fertilized, as nidokings can get very aggressive, and there is not always enough females during the mating season.
Nidokings will mate with anything it can, including lower evolutions, males, females, and sometimes things that won't be able to produce from it. Once females have chosen their mates, all the females of one mate flock together and take care of each other as if they were sisters. They will collectively protect their children as if each were their own. They are not incredibly loyal to their mates, but if a female of another mate comes into their territory, there will be an intense battle. Females can detect their 'sisters' by scent, as a fertilized female will smell like its mate. Children who have wandered into another territory will be killed, their fur and spikes and bones being put to making a better nest.
Often mating with a nidoking is fatal if you are not of the same species, so nidokings will bring these corpses back as trophies to show off and make their territory. These corpses are too often used to make better nests or the children.
The mating itself is an aggressive display of dominance from the males. Its hard and fast, and very similar to rabbits, with the males mounting females.

>>27199949
Not really. The physical differences of genders that give them specific roles is a limiting factor. A race of drones who are all capable of mating and reproducing with no particular "classes" or social hierarchies to differentiate one from another.

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>>27200331
funny, thats the demographic.
Good thing im thicc effeminate transman.

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>this entire thread

never change vp, never change

>>27199592
>lesser species

>>27197562
That's not how it works at all. Ever heard of sperm competition?

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>>27199920
Gardevoirs are one of the most notable pokemon species for natural homosexuality. It is common for an individual to court disregarding of gender, strangely enough.
Their forms of courtship and attracting partners varies heavily, depending on what sort of relationship they intend on creating.
Female gardevoirs looking to attract other female gardevoirs have two options; to offer a life based on intercourse, or based on partnership. Female gardevoirs reproduce using psychic power. It is common for them to produce one of three children.
A gardevoir looking to have a sex based relationship will be very straightforward and dominant with their courtship. There is no trick to attracting a female with this, just in finding one who is interested. These relationships stay monogamous, and can last the longest. Speculation on this leads to believe the cause of these long lasting relationships and faithfulness is that the females know what other females like and want, so its much easier to be satisfied. This is also the least likely kind to breed, but still very common.
Gardevoirs looking for partnerships with another female mush show that they have found a safe territory and comfy living space. These spaces are often shared by multiple couples who have similar ways of living. These can often range from two to four members, and the members will often have side relationships for reproducing. This same phenomenon is mirrored by gallades.
Female gardevoirs and gallades looking to attract each other will often wait until a 'heat' period, which comes about every other month and can last between a week or two. These relationships vary greatly in length.
Due to these creatures being very humanoid, they have some of the most diverse ways of reproducing and pleasing their partners.
When reproduction is the goal, gallades with the largest blades are often favored.

>>27199302
>Chub fag shitting up an otherwise good thread

pls go and stay go

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>>27201012
its a thread about reproduction in animals. I made it about pokemon theories.

>>27200985
What about a male gardevoir?

>>27201035

Need write of this pokemon >>27200034

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>>27200985
quite possibly one of the most retarded things I've read all day.
And it's written by a tripfag.

>>27201087
>tripfag
Don't act like you aren't autistic yourself

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>>27201058
Male gardevoirs are very popular but less common- rarely will they partake in a monogamous relationship. It is always the other who courts them.

>>27201087
kek

>>27200331
>avatarfag
>tripfag
>posts walls of text
I don't know what you were expecting

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>>27201125
What about scizor?

>>27201087
>>27201187
>tripfag
Get out newfriends, he's not using a trip.

>>27201210
And that's what's called a secure tripcode you stupid newshitter

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>>27197645
>Google Harvestman
Holy hell

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>>27201210
not so sure how i feel about being defended by someone who probably gets made fun of the most on this site, but ill take it.

>>27201239
No, it isn't, its just a name

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>>27201271
literally retarded

>>27201239
Secure would be two pounds mydude

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Jynx, an all female species, have a Matriarcal hierarchy based off age, where the oldest mother leads followed by oldest offspring. Some groups have been known to have 4 generations of Jynx in the same congregation.

To mate females go and find a compatible male of another species and uses hypnotic dances and cries that closely mimic females of their species. After being fertilized the Jynx returns to her congregation to safely give birth among her family.

A jynx's strongest bond is familial. the strongest relation to a jynx is mother to daughter. Jynx hold no feelings towards past mates.

>>27201360
Do Jynx still remember everything through their lips like smoochum, I mean it would make sense ;_;

>>27200985
requesting azumarill next

>>27201384
just because they remember doesn't mean they look upon that memory fondly

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Missed one.

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>tfw society will never find it acceptable to bed whoever, regardless of gender because feeling good is what really matters no matter who you're with

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>>27200081
Requesting plane dragons again.

>>27201490
t. degeneracy

>>27201447
Why are primates so prone to cuckoldry? What does that say about us?

>>27201320
>I don't have any arguments, lets just call him a retard
Sure, keep sperging

>>27201490
It takes a special kind of retarded to think this is a good idea.
We don't live in the jungle where the only priorities are food and reproduction. We live in a competitive society which already struggles with resources and overpopulation. We can't afford more sex.

>>27201536
>muh argument
I'd tip my fedora if i had one

>>27200143
Everything is degeneracy.

>>27201586
Here, from the faq

"What is a "secure tripcode"?
A secure tripcode can be generated by placing two hash marks in the [Name] field, as opposed to one as with a normal tripcode (ex. "User##password"). Secure tripcodes use a secret key file on the server to help obscure their password. The previous example would display "User !!rEkSWzi2+mz" after being posted."

Now shut the fuck up and leave newfag

Will we ever see a renaissance of purity again, where monogamous love is valued over wild teenage escapades?

>>27201636
Fuck I hope not.

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>>27201629
>"What is a "secure tripcode"?
>secure tripcode
>secure
Retard

>>27201636
fuck i hope so

>>27201629
So does that mean
>>27201210
Used a trip code or nah?

>>27201636
Humanity is too far gone. Traditional values like marriage or family are all but dead, it's only downhill from here.

>>27198914
This anon knows how to live

>>27201701
it means only faggots use tripcode, and even bigger faggots use secure tripcodes

>>27201510
You're bound to an illusion, you choose self-harming thought process?
What is with this perpetuation of schism?

>>27201704
Don't be so glum anon! We'll all be dead soon enough anyway

>>27201745
Use real words next time, cuck

>>27201740
But did he use one tho?
Cuz I think >>27201239
Was referring to >>27201210

>>27201777
Lol

>>27201682
You are fucking saying this anon >>27201262 is using a secure tripcode, like you said >>27201239 when trying to save your ass when you said tripfag like an idiot

Stop trying to cover up, you're a fucking newfags and you don't have an excuse

>>27201704
Traditional values are overrated anyway. Remember that traditions also included sacrificing people to get better harvests, drilling holes in your head to let demons out, and leaving unwanted children to die on hills.

>>27201836
I think >>27201239 #
Was referring to >>27201210 #

>>27201901
He's still covering his ass, since he said in here >>27201087 or here >>27201187 "tripfag" when the guy wasn't even using a tripcode.

>>27201881
How is that different compared to sacrificing people on the altar of virtue signaling, mutilating your genitals and being encouraged to do so, and outright killing unwanted children in the womb

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>>27201836
>can't read
>defending tripfags
>le newfags get out
Absolutely retarded

>>27201881
Yes but these values were comfy.

>>27201938
Fetuses don't feel pain

>>27201964
You wouldn't feel pain either if you were suddenly shot in the head, what's your point.

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>>27201881
>Traditional values are overrated anyway
Traditional values also produced things like this.

>>27201938
fetuses are not children, they are a potential children that do not possess any consciousness.

And so are every single one of your spermatozoid. Will you please then find someone to mate immediately so they won't go to waste?

All right, I tried to do Goo.dra but it marked me as spam. Seriously, how long ago was Slugfucker? Anyway, let's try something else.

Absol are a highly solitary species, mostly due to their hunting needs. A single adult Absol requires miles of territory to feed properly. If two Absol meet at the edge of their territory, they'll likely simply rebuff each other. Mating, thus, becomes difficult. When a female Absol enters heat, she will begin prowling the edge of her territory, leaving scent markings in gashes on trees and even rocks. If a male scents one, his behavior will change too; he will become even more fiercely territorial, savaging any competitors that dare enter his area. At nights, he will bay from the highest point in his territory, an act that displays his lack of fear and his strength. He will do this periodically over the course of the month. After the first howling, if the female is impressed by his scent markings and his howl, she will begin leaving gifts of food and the occasional shiny trinket at the point he howls from, with her scent thoroughly marked on them. After a week or two of this, the female will enter the male's territory while he howls, and appear before him. The two will engage in a ritualized courtship, sniffing each other over carefully, locking horns, and "dancing" with each other to display agility, strength, and health. If the female is willing, she will fall on her back and lie still, exposing her genitals. The male will mount her, often more than once in a night (unusually among feline Pokémon, the male's penis is not barbed, and Absol are the gentlest mates of all feline Pokémon). Afterwards, the female will retreat to her territory, and life as usual will mostly resume; however, the boundaries between the two territories will be relaxed for as long as the kits follow their mother, and the male will often bring food to his mate, especially as the young grow.

>>27202005
No, they did not.

>>27202031
>fetuses are not children, they are a potential children that do not possess any consciousness.
Tumblr pls go

>>27201925
Going back up the chain I think there are like 4 people posting on this instead of just two people fightingsince I thought >>27201210
And >>27201271
Were the same guy and he was making a point by replying to his exam0le of a secure tripcode

>>27202031
If it's that simple, then why do we take extra care around pregnant women. It's just a potential after all.

>>27201938
Those aren't new things, though. Calvinist faiths involve a fuckton of virtue signalling, circumcision has been a tradition for thousands of years and has only recently been challenged, and the Romans used their abortion plant to extinction.

>>27202053
>abortion is tumblr now
Damn, 4chan has changed.

>27201940
You litteraly don't even have an argument any more and are simply shitting out excuses to defend yourself. You don't even deserve the (You)

>>27202083
Because we care about this potential.
Sometimes, we don't want this potential. It really is that simple.

>>27202077
You guys should put on secure trips to clear this up

>>27202077
I'm not The tripfag, but I was the namefag in that instance, I think its just us and one guy trying desperately to defend himself.

>>27202083
Because if she wants to keep that potential then destroying it is more harmful than just injuring her. It's like how it's worse to punch someone and steal their wallet than it is to just punch them.

>>27202118
That's a pretty pathetic viewpoint.
If I had my way, abortion would only be permitted if the 'mother' was executed too.

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What the actual fuck is this thread?

>>27202053
I hope you are just acting retarded.

>>27202136
Who cares lol? She could just make another one!

>>27202145
Thank you for providing this thread with your hot opinion based on feelings, anon.
Why don't you fuck back to tumblr you sentimental piece of shit?

>>27202145
If I had my way you'd be slapped upside the head and sent to a corner. Looks like neither of us are getting our way.

>>27201553
The sex referred to in >>27201490 is the "for fun" kind, not for reproduction.

>>27202128
I'm not even one of the two guys fighting, this is just the first time I've seen someone fight this hard and go full retard over a miss under standing

>>27202077
>>27202129
I only post with this trip, just fyi in case that helps clear any confusion.

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>this used to be a mating thread

>>27202170
Your opinions are based on feelings as well, Rutherford.

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>>27202049
They did and only recently have degenerates like you begun to dissmatle the values that made the west

>>27202163
>who cares if someone robs you? You could just make more money!
>who cares if someone breaks your arm? It will grow back together!
Are you genuinely retarded?

>>27202222
It makes sense doesn't it? Punch a bitch in the gut, put benis in bagina, ta da! New potential baby! Nothing of value was lost!

>>27202211
You're right. We should just fuck it out like bonobos.

>>27202005
>throwing away fortunes on architecture extolling the virtues of a religion whose chief virtues are compassion and humility while people starve and freeze.
Traditional virtues alright.

>>27202216
>not giving a shit about fetuses
>being sentimental about this subject somehow.
I don't even...

>>27202295
What are you even trying to say?

>>27202307
Please, for the love of god just end this thread already

>>27202383
Fuck off Tumblr

>>27202383
You could just stop posting in it, or close the browser.

Are there any animals that "care" about virginity, like they won't mate with a prospective partner if they were taken already?

>>27200403
You mean macrophile's.

>>27202458
Most birds, like the species that only mate once for life

>>27197575
I wish I had a giantess wife who was so huge I could live the rest of my life on her.

>>27201447

>Literally "Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"

>>27200985
Do Garbodor pls

>>27202307
>>27202422
DONT YOU DARE

>>27199302

That was alright, but I think you could have utilized Leavanny's unique traits better. I'd like to show you my version of Leavanny's mating rituals:

>Female Leavanny are shy and a bit reclusive. They tend to eat more often than male Leavanny in order to conserve energy for post-birth sewing. They are definitely more irritable than male Leavanny as well, especially when their babies are involved, but they rarely have to use their sharp leaves for violent confrontations with other Pokemon.
>A female Leavanny sewing is a rare thing to behold, as they often do it from the comfort of their elaborate nests built by male Leavanny that actually resemble cozy urban homes.
>Male Leavanny themselves are much more sociable and playful than females. They can often be seen foraging for materials deep in the woods and gathering fruits, nuts, and succulent leaves for consumption. They hone their sewing and cutting skills during these escapades, making them more suited to battling than females.
>Throughout their lives, male Leavanny will continuously provide food for the females, but during mating season they will briefly stop in order to court females. It is during this time that male Leavanny will put to use everything they have learned about cutting and sewing. They will adorn themselves with the gaudiest materials they can find and will show themselves off to females. The females tend to submit themselves to the most elaborately-dressed male, but the male will only choose one female to mate with due to the amount of work required for her care.

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>>27202725
>>27202422
>>27202307

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>This whole fucking thread

>>27202769

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>When a mate is chosen, the female will lead the male to her den, and he will adorn it with his own belongings. Then, finally, the male will impregnate the female.
>Female Leavanny display extreme motherly instincts.
>They will not only provide "clothing" in the form of forest materials to their own children, but to orphaned Pokemon as well.
>This phenomenon is not uncommon in Leavanny behavior, but this gratitude only extends to small Pokemon that still require a mother.
>It is, however, another example of exceptional kindness in the Pokemon world.

>>27197986
So this is the world my doujns take place in

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>>27202853
>>27202725
>>27202422
>>27202307

Does anyone have the rest of the OP pictures? Aren't there over 30?

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>>27202288
I'm sorry, maybe they should have handed out welfare checks to peasants instead of building something to last nearly a thousand years.

>>27202890
a-are you who i think you are

>>27203023
Holy shit that's beautiful

>>27202970
They posted the link and yeah, they already posted all images

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>>27202543
>ywn live on a planet-sized giantess / literal Mother Earth

>>27203023
Well, I'm glad you acknowledge it.

>>27201510
they always have twins dumbass. good luck carrying four babies with your two women and dropping them and your spaghetti you fucking tool.

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>>27203133
you're welcome degenerate

>>27202307
>>27202422
>>27202725
>>27202853
>>27203195

this is the slowest shit i've ever seen you take, spyro

>>27198460
Well spoken, let's all be primitive and fuck everything.

>>27202970
33 pics total. Half are in the book. I might actually buy the book and scan it if anyone's interested.

>>27203027
most defenitely not

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>>27203195

>>27202005
>>27203023
Why care about buildings though? You can't see how stupid that looks?

>>27203339
Please do, anon

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>>27202307
>>27202422
>>27202725
>>27202853
>>27203195

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>>27202568

>>27203939
Alrighty, done. Will upload in a week or so when it gets here. I like these, so I'm happy to support the creator. It helps that it's cheap.

>>27204444
quads demand you hold up to your promise

>>27203975
>>27203528
>>27203234
>spyro posting is deleted immediately
>tails poster runs rampant, derailing tons of threads
I swear, one of the mods is tails poster and he's just using it to derail threads he can't outright delete

>>27204515
Can mods be banned by other mods?

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It was long believed that Male Lopunny attracted mates by wrestling using their strong legs. The winner earns the right to mate with the Female.

However a second type of mating ritual was recently discovered, where a smaller more feminine male would fit himself among females of the species. Using this closeness, the more feminine males would massage the female's sensitive ears, making the more receptive to mating with the weaker males. It also believed that the weaker males may even massage stronger males ears, making them more relaxed and less likely to attack the weaker male.

This tactic of breeding is very dangerous, as one wrong move and the weaker male could be attacked by both male and females.

>>27204515
You clearly haven't been to the furry/waifu threads recently, the tailsposter is getting as much attention as the spyro one, because the mods ARE the furry degenerates

>>27204515

>over an hour since the first post
>immediately

when will you fucks learn that mods and janitors are absent from /vp/ more often than not, and that anything getting deleted "immediately" is just good timing on their part

that, and 90% of the threads tailsposter posts in are ones on track to be deleted anyway

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>>27197694
>you will never be a faeder cumdump

>>27204608
You're still going? could you do weavile?

>>27197562

>>27197607
Fuck, that's really cute. I never knew that about the bonding.

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>>27201262
>S. Asia and SE Asia

>>27197694
It's literally like sorority girls pretending to be bisexual to attract more guys or make them hornier. This is incredible.

>tfw you will never be the most degenerate you can and fuck everything that moves
feels bad man

>>27200164
Human behavior is just a more complicated form of instinct. You don't rise above it. You only are just aware of it.

>>27206274
Gotta fuck'em all.

>>27203023
Catholicism in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen.

1 John 3:17 But whoever has the world's goods, and sees his brother in need and closes his heart against him, how does the love of God abide in him?

>>27207623
Pretty much all Christianity. You ever seen a Megachurch?

Then again, I'm not really one to talk. Lord knows I don't love my neighbor as myself.

>>27197562
This recently got popular on imgur which is why newfag op is posting them here.

>>27206276
Humans do not have instincts you fuck. An instinct is a set pattern of actions you cannot control.

>>27207954
You'd like to call it a response wouldn't you

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>>27197607
>futa
The female lays, the male fertilizes and then he incubates. It's just like if a male human had pic related strapped to his back.

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>>27197901
>not gay
>compliments another man's ass

>>27207954
God I hope this is bait.

>>27207623
Have you seen our numbers on Charatible efforts?

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>>27197562
>human representations of animals

>>27197813
This

>>27207623
see>>27208169
Christianity is and especially Catholicism isn't some evil blob of pedophiles.
The Catholic Church for the longest time was responsible for the education of nobles and peasants alike. Charlemagne was illiterate until he endeavored to turn the Holy Roman Empire into a kingdom of learning and progress. And he did it by working with the Catholic Church. Priests needed to be able to read and write. And it was the Catholic Church that for the longest time kept histories of Europe documented.
Just hang up your fedora already faggot.

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>>27208088

The ovipositor is like a penis

>>27203737
Because building and architecture last. Your welfare check and McDonald's won't

>>27197746
I know the feel brother

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>>27204608
>The Weaker male gets more females
This is not what I wanted!

>>27207954
>Humans don't have instincts
>what are the three f's
>implying we're not animals
>philosophy
>>>/sci/

>>27197995
So, Tierno's spirit animal?

>>27198050

So basically Luvdisc are the futa of the Pokemon world?

>>27208194
based anon posting the real truth

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>>27198100
My bear<3

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>>27199552
>>27199592
>muh master race

>>27201938
In the days of the ancient Greeks and Romans, they didn't even do it before the child was bornー unwanted children were in many cases abandoned in the wild to die after they were born.

>>27202053
For the first trimester or so it doesn't even have a brain.

>>27199585
Machamp

>>27208302
What do the people who are suffering today care about what buildings will still be standing a hundred years from now?

>>27200064
>And how do you even know something is natural or not in the case of humans?
Do you even know biology?? It's a pretty cool science.

>>27198006
can I just be a kiwi, cause that sounds far better than what we have.