/pgg/ - Pokemon Go General
What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, and the USA
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region lock and it is very probable that your device IS in fact compatible with Pokemon GO. Install the app to find out! Directions are below.
>If I live outside of Australia and the USA, can I download this game for Android?
Sure! Keep reading for directions.
>How do I download the game?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager on your phone. Get a file manager in the Google Play store
>My town/city doesn't have many Pokestops!
Go to Google Maps and start adding (real) landmarks. Updates are weekly.
Old thread >>27105845
first for yellow a best
Second for yeallow
>>27107325
First day yesterday, and all I've gotten today was ponytail and some pigey. Doing 4 miles in the park and then trotting through the business district go me a lot of catches.
How am I doing? Level 8 so far.
>Mfw I have no idea the mechanics to get maximum returns and gains from your Pokemon.
Trying to max out my Oddish before making it a gloom, that smart or is there any logic to this leveling system?
Which Pokemon should I raise? Is the power of ones I hatch from eggs affected by my level?
>Chuck a pokeball at a Beedrill
>Pokeball lies on the floor
>Game freezes
WHYYYYY
Yellow truly is the patrician's choice. I'm only level 8 but I bleed yellow.
>>27107399
don't use ANY dust/candy until you're level 12, you'll regret it
>its getting cloudy outside
Anyone have sauce for other gen pokemon being in future updates?
>>27107399
>2nd day
>level 8
>400cp
WHAT THE FUCK
>tfw you redeem a 7 gym defense
Immediately lost 2 of them right after but it don't even matter, got the coins.
JUST
repostan
>tfw you join yellow without looking at popularities
>tfw you a awesome
>tfw yellow is awesome
why are we so great ?
Japan has nothing so far. Only for like 40min the maps with pokemon and gyms was online, now down again...
>>27107432
But shouldn't I be evolving as much shit as possible to level? Levelling is the most important thing right?
>>27107459
>>27107459
FUCK
>>27107450
Microtransactions
>Tfw battery saver makes the app unresponsive.
Please tell me there's a fix coming
>>27107476
you can save you evolves until you get the double xp item and get a shit ton of xp. evolving something only gives you 500xp? that is the same as catching 5 pidgeys
>>27107467
It's best to be on yellow anyways, simply because of it's low population.
Gym fights give most EXP, and when you're yellow you'll almost never see a yellow gym.
>live in a slightly rural area
>20 minutes to the town
>the only pokestop in sight is right outside of my house
>mfw
>>27107476
there's two schools of thought right now
>save your dust/candy until you're higher level and scrap everything you catch (slower to level but you get more dust/candy for it)
>use lucky eggs/evolving trashmons to powerlevel (uses dust/candy, but faster)
>>27107476
evolving gets you a huge amount of exp. Only evolve rattata/caterpie/weedle/pidgey lines
>>27107505
plus, I prefer battling w/ 6 mons instead of 1. so it is a winwin.
Any idea what Size and height do?
who suburbia here
>>27107412
Close app, open it again and see if it's caught.
Happened to me a couple of time and they're usually caught.
>>27107530
dont know, I get rid of the smaller ones though
>>27107450
>>27107493
not a cent spend friend, catching pokemon and evolving pidgies make you climb levels like crazy.
Also there are like 9 pokestops near where I work in the shopping distinct near a river, so I just like 3 rounds around there and caught a bunch while infinitely getting more pokeballs and eggs.
Still no clue how to battle, train, or level pokemon here though.
>>27107412
Restart the app, there's a chance you might've caught it. It happens a lot to me too.
>>27107519
It doesn't take dust to evolve though?
I literally haven't been able to log in for the past 6 hours or so
Always "fails to authenticate" or just kicks me right back to entering my password again after 0.01 seconds
Why the fuck is there no "remember password" button?
>>27107592
nope, only candies
cum to me
>>27107325
yellow a shit stop this forced meme
>>27107412
Like what they said, but I would suggest waiting 10 to 20 seconds b4 closing
Anyone find a Ditto yet?
>>27107555
>>27107565
>tfw this happened to 80% of my finds today
>none of them got caught
>>27107618
You know the "nearby" pokemon aren't the ones that show up to lures, right?
>>27107618
He's a big pokemon.
>there's a pokemon in my living room
>it's a gastly
2spooky4me
What's the best cheap phone for this?
Hell, is it even worth getting a phone just for playing?
I've been trying for 3 fucking hours and i still can't get in.
Starting to lose hope.
>>27107690
god no
>>27107555
Wasn't caught. Fucking game
Areas with large amounts of shaking grass don't signify anything important do they?
>>27107325
Making a simple guide for social media, what common questions should I answer? Catching, evolving, leveling up, hunting a Pokemon's footsteps, battling gyms, Pokestops, lures, obtaining Pokecoins, what else?
>>27107690
No but if you don't have a phone that has at least android 4.4 then you might want to get a new one anyway
Up to you
I can't wait for other gens to be added just so I can see some more damn diversity.
All I see on top of gyms are pidgeots, raticares, golbats, hypnos, and the occasional eeveelution
>>27107708
I don't get what the fucking point of grass is.
>>27107699
just keep trying, she'll give up the pussy eventually
oh wait... you're talking about the game?
>Go to work at 5 am this morning
>Valor holds almost all the gyms on my route
>Commute home
>They've been kicked out of all except one
POPEYE'S CHICKEN MUST FALL!
>>27107670
For you
This girl I am friends on Facebook with posted that if you miss a pokeball throw you can get the ball back if you tap the ball. I tried it and I am assuming she is just a dumbass. Any info on something like this?
My team so far, I've heard you can catch ghost Pokemon at night. Is that true?
>>27107734
it is where pokemon will spawn if you disturb the area but their spawn rate isn't 100%
How's it looking famalam? The only thing under those are a Pinsir, Ekans and my Charmander.
Throwing curveballs is fun. Is it true you can pick up missed balls by tapping them quickly after? The few times I've tried feel like bullshit.Valor or kys.
>>27107715
The information is out there, but just not presented well enough. Try to Walk them through it and add tips like "evolve things to level up quickly!" and so on
>>27107715
'Fun activities to occupy your time whilst the servers shit the bed'
feel like that'll be a good guide.
>failed to retrieve game data
I don't like this new error
>>27107764
But you're still just as likely as usual to get shitty spawns, right? So what's the point when actually tracking down the worthwhile stuff on the list is much more effective?
Just my recent catches from today at my college campus
Not pictured are vulpix pikachu and machop
>>27107776
Man, I want a Snorlax so bad...
It would be fun if you could login
>>27107325
WHO /drivebyPokémoncatching/ HERE?
>>27107776
Cute team so far. Lucky to have a Snorlax
>>27107325
I got bulbasaur Because it was the only Mon I saw when I started playing.
>>27107804
>Lickitung
>Dragonair
>Magmar
Nice.
>they don't own the ultimate pokemon go vehicle
>>27107822
turn off the fucking AR you stupid american
>>27107799
I believe the tracking window is tied the grass rustling, if your closest pokemon is a weedle then the closest grass is probably that weedle
that is my observation
Anyone else getting the connection error right now?
>plan perfect route that hits all pokestops near me
>go out
>"server isn't available"
This is suffering
>>27107814
Even when I have managed to login today, I just get the spinning pokeball of server shittery
Who here /sunburn/?
>>27107861
Keep trying. You can squeeze in.
SERVERS DOWN
xth for /dad/
>>27107652
>>27107618
I WAS ABOUT TO CATCH HIM AND THE SERVERS SHIT ITSELF FUUCK YOOUU
>>27107865
yeah same
>empty map, spinny thing
>pokemon appears eventually
>try to catch
>freeze
>try to do gym battle
>doesn_t load for like 10 times
sigh
Why is she so rude :(
>>27107560
210 bro?
>>27107868
Me. Really should have thought about the sun before dragging my pale body into the meatworld.
If you turn off AR you dont have to hold your phone in the air like some autist
>>27107868
Who here /sickfromtherainallweek/?
>>27107757
I've heard this too and I'm curious as to if it's real.
>>27107868
yo, I run 30k the other day in about 5 hours or so. I forgot my sunblock. it's pretty bad.
do these award things even matter
>>27107894
She thinks she's more mature than those who play Pokémon by saying she hopes people get aids.
What are some good spoof walking speeds?
TImeout, distance to move and speed?
>>27107888
How sweet.
>>27107809
>>27107824
I found him at my local dollar storein the snacks aisle. Had a good laff.
There was also a cuteboyout front swiping his screen from bottom to top. I figured he was playing too but I was too much of a pussy to say anything because I hadn't shaved in a while and wasn't looking my best.
>>27107899
Nobody. Thunderstorms the fucking comfiest. I walk my dog in the morning and early afternoon so it's fine.
>>27107913
They help you level faster.
>walking to gym
>gonna claim more turf for best team (read: instinct)
>find kingler just outside of gym's radius
>sweet action a fucking kingler
>throw pokeball, appears to be caught
>servers go down
kill me pls
>>27107757
>>27107910
just tried and it doesn't
twitch tv nycfurby
>>27107924
>tfw drove really slow through the park and it ended up being more effort than just walking would have been
Got that sweet .4 km tho
>>27107913
Yeah Exp boosts I think
What happens when I select a pokemon in the nearby list?
I don't notice any immediate effect.
>>27107861
Me too buddy, me too.
There's this awesome route with about 4 PokeStops along the way.
The servers were fine when i was stationary but now when i want to get out they're fugggged.
How the fuck do you even find gastly and friends? I can't seem to find them anywhere.
>>27107852
what is ar for?
I just flew from London to New York
Hatched a shit ton of eggs
thx plane
Leveling tip.
Catch a bunch of low evo mons and wait to evolve them until you're ready to pop a lucky egg.
>>27107953
It'll track them and start reacting if you're walking in the right direction toward it. If the footsteps go down, you're close. If not, moonwalk in the opposite direction until you track it down.
>>27107928
Thunderstorms and rain are comfy, but I meant sick as in a cold sick.
Still playing though. Gotta be the very best etc
>>27107961
No idea what the formula is. I see Gastly's everywhere. I have a Haunter and 60 Gastly candy. I get a few per hour, standing on a lure.
>>27107966
it turns the camera on and off
if you turn it off, it means all you have to do is swipe upwards at any angle to catch, instead of flailing your phone around in front of your face like a retard instead of paying attention to FUCKING DRIVING
>>27107974
Where do I get lucky egg?
I'm out of pokeballs... now what.
Are the servers any better at night? Anytime I try in the daytime my app crashes/ servers go haywire.
>>27107988
oh that actually helps alot, thank you. Im not the anon driving btw
>>27107889
I feel you, anon
>>27107932
It's because you're a shitstink redditor.
>>27108003
Go to pokécenters or buy some.
When will the normies go away? I'm sick of all these casuals, spamming shitty memes like "THERE'S NO SHELTER FROM THE STORM." It makes me want to vomit.
>>27107961
>and friends
>walking around my neighborhood catching 'mons
>spot a girl jogging across the street
>she's got a Pokemon shirt on and isn't looking up from her phone so obviously she's playing too
>she's fat and sweaty and gross
>this is a fellow Pokemon fan
I hate living in America. Why can't I meet normal people playing Go so I can make friends with them? Fat people shouldn't be allowed to play.
>>27108003
Better find your closest pokestop and start walking nigga. I believe they restock every 5 minutes if I'm not mistaken? If you have time to sit around for a while.
>>27108003
SPIN TO WIN
>>27107996
char level drop
>>27107961
>and friends
>>27108030
>not being a drive trainer
>just drive to all the stops, and nod to the other drivebros if they look at you
>every time I throw a fucking ball this game crashes
KILL
ME
>>27107861
I fucking made a coffee to go to the 2 shitty stops in my village and mess with this low level gym and as soon as I get there the servers go down.
So I haven't been able to connect for an hour what gives?
>>27108022
but I thought Germany was the master at cucking?
what's the best way to take advantage of a Lure?
is Lure + Incense + lucky egg a good combo?
What team, /ppg/?
>>27108030
>walking around my neighborhood
>girl is jogging
At least she's making an effort you gaylord. Post pics of your muscles before you talk shit.
>>27107325
I somehow extracted the .assets files from the apk, is there a way extract them?
>>27108030
Fat people are literally the target demographic so they can get the fuck out of their house and stop being fat.
>>27108080
Mystic
>>27108080
I spent half an hour on this decision
>>27108052
>Not hitching a ride with a drivebro, using both phones in exchange for a free ride
>Not carpooling with these gas prices
why are some people saying the servers are down?
the app is working just fine
>>27108030
she may be fat now but when she loses all that weight and becomes a 9/10 with a bruised ego she will need somebody to sleep next to and you will be there hitting it from behind
go get her tiger
>>27108101
>gas prices under $2 where I live
>car gets 40 mpg
>can drive all day without spending much money
>>27108080
It honestly depends, I would have a good look around where you live and see what the other people are choosing. If you want easy mode choose the one which has the most gyms. If you want hard mode choose the one with the least gyms. If you know anyone in the area ask them what they chose, it's much better with friends.
>>27108106
The UK is getting fucked in the ass right now, literally down for everybody I know for the past few hours
>>27108080
Valor, because red was a little better than blue and yellow is for retards who thinks red is ash and they suck ass
>Finally go get some more pokeballs after running out
>run into a jynx
>use 4 of my precious ball and finally catch it
>after the pokeball lock animation the game freezes
>close and log back in
>servers down
>lost the pokeballs
>lost the jynx
is this what depression feels like
I don't wanna go back to the stop for more balls
>>27108094
>>27108096
>>27108128
>>27108136You're all missing the joke so far
>>27107325
>ruralfags will never know this feel
>>27108134
Early morning start it is then
>>27108094
Thats the reddit teamFaggot
>>27108080
Mystic. Seemed like a good decision anyway since I'm surrounded by yellow and red in my area.
Is incense more effective if you walk? Or if I sit here on my fat ass will i be able to catch just as many as I would have burning precious calories.
>>27108003
>>27108125
Either way, your gonna pay a few dollars for gas
>>27108080
Best team obviously
Gastly 3 steps from me
Should I go after it?
>>27107913
they just give you a bit of experience. muh cheevos
>>27108159
It's the blue team, numbnuts
calling it anything else is stupid
>go to power up Butterfree
>this keeps popping up
REEE
>>27108154
Lost pic
>>27108143
Lol at having a lack of pokestops
>>27108151
>implying theres a jokeWhat is it?
>>27108106
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go
http://downdetector.com/status/pokemon-go
Most people outside of US are reporting it as down.
So is there anywhere I can catch someone's live feed? Like twitch or something? I'd like to watch and see what all the fuss is about
>>27108134
Germany here, can confirm. They went down for me as well. Probably a euro thing.
>>27108170
Walk, better to be a passenger in a car. I was getting a pokemon every minute or less. Was amazing xp.
>>27108178
>three steps
you'll never find it
>>27108159
>mystic
>reddit team
That's what all the Shitstink redditors are telling themselves now?
>>27108178
no too spooky
>>27108030
>Befriend the fat one
>She introduces you to fue cute one
It's commom knowledge anon
>>27108178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozsyLLD9T78
>>27108134
In Australia, can get in sometimes but there's errors everywhere.
>>27108151
What joke, I just made the joke, red rules, yellow is for losers. Blue is ok i guess.
Just like moltres is the best, articuno is chill, and zapdos is a loser bird
>>27108193
>>27108134
>>27108191
>Down for Euros
Did Niantec block non American/Aus IPs? Did they finally do it the mad men?
>>27108187
Stop I'm crying
My closest urban city is Detroit and I have a feeling that will be barren too.
>>27108200
I bet you would know
>>27108187
I went there for a few hours and look at my squad now
>>27108220
I stand corrected just got back in.
>>27108220
I'm playing in sweden right now
>get egg
>see I have to walk 5 km
>drive to store
>it knows I cheated
>go home
>get on hoverboard and ride it around the block a couple times
>>27108221
https://www.ingress.com/intel nigga
You have to make an ingress account though and theres no way of knowing which landmarks are stops and which gyms but it's a good indicator of where shit is.
>>27108220
They've gotta be doing something like that.
There's gotta be a reason why so many Non-NA/AUS people can't get on.
>this enormous rock monster hatched from an egg
>>27108221
This is the average park around here
Would suck to be rural or live in ghetto areas
>tfw you are in range of 3 stops
>you and your friends set lures on each
>incense and lucky egg
>everytime you catch a Pokemon there's already another on your map waiting
I went from 11 to 18 in one day
>>27107762
Yes. Their spawn rate increases drastically
>>27108030
the nearest college town in the best bet
>>27108269
Holy shit, was that its attack power when it hatched?
>That name isn't available
>That name isn't available
>That name isn't available
>That name isn't available
kill me
>>27108080
Obviously yellow is bestChaos is best but red a shit
>>27108189
>>27108211
Shin Megami Tensei, AKA edgy Pokemon where you recruit demons for battles. There's also basically three "teams" of law, neutral, and chaos with their own endings for each game.
Characters in the picture are the alignment characters from SMT IV in that order.
It's what Persona is a spinoff of, to clarify.
The funny thing is characters in SMT use comps, basically phones, to see and summon demons. Hell in SMT Devil Survivor they literally download an app onto their phones to do it.
>>27107932
Why do you type like a 30 year old trying to be hip?
Why do Chinese ruin everything?
>>27108243
Non Pokemon story incoming
>want to see what a quadcopter costs
>go to local gadget store
>guy is riding a hoverboard
>asks me if I want to try
>he has me hold onto the counter while I get used to it
>manage to turn around and go forward
>suddenly have that feeling of being off balance
>panic, fall backwards
>back and arm is bruised for a week afterwards and hurts like hell
Never again, fuck hoverboards
>Finally get a Clefairy
>Game freezes when I land the Pokeball
GOOD FUCKING GAME NIANTIC
>>27108290
yea, crazy huh
>Can't wait to go get on my bike to ride around looking for pokemon
>Remember how horribly out of shape I am
>Almost every pokestop around me is a couple miles away
>The area I live in is 90% hills
>>27108299
I'm just pissed that the SMT IV cast wear the same colors as the Go teams but the ideologies of the teams don't match properly.
I can't just make Walter not match with Valor, that would be retarded.
>>27108134
UK here, it's totally fucked.
>pokestop turns blue again
>use it
>try again later
why do they turn blue like 30 secs before you can actually use them again? always
>>27108031
b-but my mobile data isnt working on cyanogen and I cant leave the house
>Stuck in a town catching only the local shitmons
We are the NPCs
is karate chop a weak primary move? I feel like there's wasted potential
>>27108338
Yup, Niantic are purging non-NA/Aus
well, it was fun while it lasted. Can't wait for the UK release in 2027.
>>27108080
Zapdos > Articuno > Moltres
Instinct > Valor > Mystic
Yellow > Blue > Red
It's pretty simple
help
>>27108372
currently playing, catching so many pidgies lad
>>27107524
Does all evolving give 500 exp.? No matter if it's a 2 step evolve like most pokemon that take 50 candies immediately, or if it's a 3 step evovle like Pidgey or lesser candy 2 step evolve like Rattata?
>Power up before evolving
>Evolve then power up
Which option is better?
>>27108303
Not gonna lie, I have never seen someone drag a parallel and force it to work.. what about this...
Pokemon go colors are because of the primary colors, because there are 3 of them. And Digimon uses colors, like red and blue. Which means pokemon go was made to make a joke at Digimon . And the pokemon trading card game.the cards have blue red and yellow on them. More parallels to magic:the gathering which uses cards.
Cards, magic, pokemon, Digimon. Obviously it's a huge reference to the internet, and the internet means games, and internet games means the inside joke is actually......
Making fun of the current economic state of the united kingdom
>>27108366
I live in a neighborhood of omanyte and kabuto.
Don't talk to me you filthy NPC
>>27107325
wow I'm literally Yellow with Squirtle as my starter
it's good to be master race
>>27108187
fuck you man seriously
wish I lived in a town like that
>>27108391
evolve then level, what if you get shit moves then youve already used all the candies
>>27107325
>Go to Google Maps and start adding (real) landmarks. Updates are weekly
Does this actually work?
>>27108080
Isabeau is my waifu
>>27108367
Test is on a gym
If it's fast it can be decent
What the fuck's going on lads
>>27107932
because I'm a 25 year old trying to be hip
>About the game
http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-video-games/pokemon-go/
>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.
>Some questions answered
http://pastebin.com/spEFYmPw
Feel free to add more to the pastebin, keep it in the OP though.
Basic info:
As you traverse the real world, as represented on the in-game map, you'll occasionally run into tufts of rustling grass. Approaching these will end with a Pokémon appearing on the map, and clicking on it will initiate a battle.
Battles aren't between two Pokémon, though. They're between a Pokémon and your ability to swipe a Poké Ball in their direction. When you engage a Poké Ball, a colored ring will appear around the opponent. These change in size after each capture attempt. Throwing a Ball during a smaller window seems to be more effective, based on our time with the game, but that's a part we're still trying to figure out.
Going near water will attract water Pokémon. Playing at night brings out more nocturnal creatures, like Clefairy and Gastly.
Hatching Eggs: Each Egg displays the number of kilometers you must walk for the Egg to hatch. In general, the more kilometers required, the rarer the Pokémon that will hatch. A notification will appear when the Egg has hatched.
Make sure you have the Pokémon GO app open while you walk. Kilometers walked when the Pokémon GO app is closed won’t count toward hatching your Eggs.
Gyms: Fight at your team's gym to train and increase it's reputation. Fight at other team's to decrease their reputation. Tap your opponent to hit them, swipe left or right to dodge attacks, once one or more blue bars are filled, tap and hold to power up your secondary attack, release when the smaller blue bar fills up. Take over other teams' gyms and put your mons in to defend them.
>>148161157
Who that is?
>>27107970
if only it worked like that. why must you lie to strangers on the internet
>people from Africa, South America, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and Asia made American accounts to leech off the servers
>wonder why it's so shit
Can't these people wait their turn? Jesus
>>27108391
No difference. Also post walking music. My friends and I were blasting this last night around campus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStEOodPgYk
Absolutely amazing how many people stopped to sing/dance along. I love this crazy bizarro 90's world.
>>27108325
Meanwhile in other pokemon games onix got the same atk stat as wooper
>>27108438
magikarp ?
>Wienerschnitzel has 55c Hot Dogs today
>7/11 Has free Slurpees today
>All within range of my Uni which is the best spot in town to rake in exp and mons
>Safest City in the nation so don't need to be worried about getting stabbed
>About to leave for adventure
I'm excited.
Been a while since I've been this excited about anything.
>>27108438
Magikarp, congrats.
>>27108438
Magikarp retard.
>>27108440
I'll have you know I have an android phone, didn't need to make any accounts.
>>27108372
I've had this for 6 hours now
kek
>>27108391
evolve first to make sure you didn't get shit moves
ARE THERE ANY FUCKING CHEATS FOR IOS??? WHAT THE FUCK
IVE BEEN WALKING FOR DAYS IN A MIDDLE SIZED CITY AND HAVE NOT CAUGHT ANYTHING
I AM TURNING TO THE DARK SIDE, WITH INSTINCT
HELP ONE OUT
Anyone having problems with hatching their eggs? The app seems to have stopped registering the distance I've walked. I've had an egg with only 0.4km left before it hatches for two days now.
>walk 9 miles today
>5KM egg doesnt hatch
They need to be more accurate with this.
>>27108443
For those night hunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55f9x-mbKHQ
>>27107894
Don't think ill of her, shes a failed porn star with brain damage that thinks she is psychic or some shit.
>>27108454
Remenber to check those servers :^)
My Pinsir has Fury Cutter. Does anyone know if it works like it does in game? (Its base attack is 3 so I'm assuming so)
>>27108438
magikarp lad
FUCK
>>27108440
People from South America cant play. Region block
>>27108478
If you click on the egg it tells you with 2 decimals how far you have walked
I saw a post today about pre-loading google maps to make this thing load faster and save battery, does anyone know what it was?
>>27108500
How are people getting this screen?
I've never seen this background or screen. Mine is white.
>walk around
>see hidden pokemon
>stand in the area
>nothing happens
>constant GPS signal not found message
Fuck.
I went to he gym today. How am I supposed to fight a team of FIVE with only one Pokemon?
>>27108143
Well maybe you should download bluestacks and get your balls back. The servers cheated you first. It's only fair you cheat them back and take what is rightfully yours.
What is the number next to Pokemon moves? I read somewhere that it was the amount of times you could use the move in one battle, but that sounds retarded now that I think about it
>>27108534
You get 6 pokemon you fucking retard
>>27108329
Well, you can only get in shape by starting, get on that shit!
>>27108534
Are you a dumbass?
>>27108467
jailbreak
then locationfaker to spoof for another place and pokemongoanywhere to spoofwalk
>>27108467
The best cheats are for ios but only if you Jailbreak your phone.
If your ios is past 9.0.2 then you're fugged.
>>27108534
Thats if a gym is already occupied by your team numbnuts. You get 6 if you're facing en enemy team's gym.
>>27108478
Open app?
>>27108534
you don't have to beat all five at once
you'll take them down one after the other if you keep going basically
have a lot of potions
you also have multiple pokemon
>>27108492
FUCKING NO.
I had a 931CP Pinsir with Fury Cutter get his ass kicked by a fucking 696 Hypno.
>>27108534
If you're not good enough to level up the gym, you don't deserve to add your pokemon to it.
So are non-AU/US servers kill?
Any eurobros who can get in?
Hasn't worked for me for like 3 hours.
There two level 23s in this gym. What the actual fuck
>Live out in Bumblefuck, Nowhere
>Nothing but Pidgies and Weedles
>Maybe the occasional Caterpie or Doduo
>Randomly check phone at 2am
>Silhouette of a Nidoking out of fucking nowhere.
>This is my chance
>Run outside and down the country road looking for this fucker
>Walk down road for about 15 mins
>Headlights out of nowhere
>He's getting closer and slowing down
>Actually shit my pants
>Car pulls up and rolls down window
>Fatbro yells and asks if I'm looking for a Nidoking
>Yes
>Get in the car
>He's talking about all his pokemon
>Suddenly he tells me something smells like shit
>Remember I shit my pants
>Get thrown out of the car
>Walking back home, Nidoking has disappeared
>mfw
>>27108546
This guy
>>27108567
Well thats a huge let down. He's one of my higher mons.
My rarest. Caught outside the US Capitol building
>>27107868
>tfw traffic warden
>constantly tanned from walking outdoors 9 hours a day anyways
>patrol different towns every day
>secretly bringing my phone with my on patrol to catch Pokemon from all across my county on the job
Surprised /vp/ is supporting Instinct mainly, the only team led by a man. I figured they'd support a waifu led team.
I know that's why I chose Valor at least.
>>27108088
Anyone?... I just want to know if it's possible to extract and view the models and other assets.
>>27108575
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go
Sould be in the OP
>>27108575
South Africa here, it's been down for me and everyone that I know for at least 2 hours
They are purging us
>>27108316
>>27108316
>tfw I held a gym for yellow team with vaporeon for 30 min
>it was in an incredibly high traffic area with literally over a hundred players at the pier for the sole purpose of playing Pokemon go
>I held it for 8 battles
>they finally kicked me out and I hopped back in before they could
>2 more 1000+ yellows hopped in too
>my vaporeon stood majestically on top
>it held for 8 more batted before the server crashed and I left
It was everything I dreamed about when I learned how the game works
It was the location in this post
>>27108187
The amount of active lures should tell you how high traffic that area is
who /swamp ass/ here?
>>27108566
>everytime I fight a gym
>faint every pokemon but the final one
>one at local walmart
>97 CP Abra, 320 Vaporeon, 791 Jolteon
>Faint first two
>Die to Jolteon
>All pokemon still in gym
>do this three times
what the fuck
>>27108585
fury cutter might have a shorter animation time
>>27108580
You forgot to spill your spaghetti
>>27108527
According to that poster, Go pulls the map data from the Maps app, so, assuming it works like that using the download offline map of a selected area in Maps app should also make them accessible to Go. I did it since it's worth a shot, it took the app longer to load, but the battery life was significantly better.
>>27108492
No. It's weak, but it attacks insanely fast and very quickly fills your blue bar so that you can use your second attack.
>>27108527
>Download Google maps
>Go into settings
>Select offline areas
>Add home area and anywhere else you intend on playing a lot
It uses Google map's api so your phone will stop needing to load in your area every time.
>mfw living in an underdeveloped town and all I want is a magnemite.
If I add my electric company as a landmark, will it work by next week? Am I just missing where magnemite already are?
>everyone talking about bro-tier guys they meet at pokestops
>only kids and neckbeards around my town
The nearest gym to me is right next to the biggest school in the area, so I don't have a hope in hell of taking it. Why is my town so shit?
>>27108322
Hoverboard? What fucking year is it? You're telling me that, in addition to pokemon being almost real, hoverboards exist?
>>27108592
I think the game was made in unity so there are probably programs to unpack that stuff already
>>27108585
It was super effective, but the 3 damage is a joke.
>>27108500
KEEP TRYING
>sit on bike again today
>instant ass pain from riding it so much yesterday
damn
>>27108619
they don't add anything from google maps landmarks, that's a bullshit claim
they took submissions in ingress but stopped last year in september or something cause they were already way behind on the queue
>>27108622
No it's a retarded word kids use for self balancing automatic skateboard thing. Still has wheels.
>>27108559
anyway to cheat without jailbreaking ???
>>27108641
good job anon
>>27108284
Literally none of the mechanics have been working correctly for me. Walk near local pond, and found a pidgey and ratatta. Then down about .5km away from said lake a goldeen appeared. Also i caught a gastly at 3:00 in the afternoon
>>27108645
the best stuff is in cydia so no
How am I supposed to level up at gyms when every gym here is 10 levels above me. there are no red gyms here just blue and yellow fuck
Local parks have a high concentration of pokemon. Also the evielutions are very strong. The flareon was a 446 evie, with only one power up.
>>27108645
if you have a mac, yes
>>27107762
>ghost Pokemon
You mean the ONLY ghost pokemon.
>three gyms around my area
>each one controlled by a different team
>no team has been able to take control of one of the others
what do
>>27108680
...holy shit, were Gastly and his evos the ONLY ghost pokemon in gen one?
how far we've come
If I play this game, will I be able to meet qt grills just like in my animays?
>>27108680
Reminds me of how early reports said that golf courses are more likely to spawn Dragon types.
So, Dratini.
If I want to get my pokemon in my team's gym do I have to keep training there until prestige is high enough and then I can drop off a mon? Also are gyms/level ups the only source of dust?
>>27108688
How new are you?
Well I'm fucking retarded, I just realized why I can't connect, I'm out of data and my phones wifi was off.
>>27108618
Does this work? I did it to try when I go on another bike ride tomorrow, but I went from 47% to dead phone in about an hour with my phone upside down in battery saver most of the timeso my 10km egg didn't get hatched....
>>27108391
I just get enough candy to evolve to final evolution and then look for the base evolution with maxed CP
I only use stardust when a Pokemon is at CP cap then I level a few times and i get more room for growth
>three gyms in my town
>this morning they were all mystic
>now it's a back and forth between instinct and valor
what team do I join
>>27108692
Losing that dragonite blows. But that nidoran is pretty stronk
>>27108695
Wait, seriously? Is that holding any water?
>>27108701
the more prestige the more slots for pokemon so yes
you get dust from capturing too and egg hatching
>>27108701
You get dust for catching Pokemon and, yes , you have to keep training until the Gym gains a level and hence a slot.
It's 100 candies for a Vileplume? What?
>spent the day at the park
>gradually run into people walking around playing GO
>chat and hang out together while hunting til we have a group of 9 Mystics and Valors
>one guy suddenly shouts HOLY SHIT DRAGONAIR
>everyone brings up their radar and fans out to search
>mystic chick shouts that she's gotten it to the top of the radar in the direction of the fishing lake
>the swarm begins moving toward the lake; somewhere along the way the news spread and like six more people join the group
>hype builds as the pawprint counter goes down til it finally spawns on the lake bridge
>everyone goes fucking berserk, we catch our dragonairs and hit the snowcone stand nearby to celebrate
this game's pretty cool sometimes
>>27108695
>>27108726
I have a golf course just down the road from me and I haven't seen a single dragon type, not even on the nearby list.
>>27108726
It was from the beta, I haven't had enough opportunity to test it myself.
Those results also said universities are more likely to spawn electric types, but I haven't found that to be all that true beyond a single Electabuzz spawn.
>>27108701
every pokemon needs 2k prestige
an empty/newly taken gym has 4k, so enough for the owner to put a pokemon and one other person to add a pokemon
you add prestige by being on the same team and practice battling / training against them
>>27108686
Tell me where you are so I can wreck them.
>>27108744
I live on a golf course, so saturday morning I'll go walk it and let you know if anything crops up.
What's the most common pokemon in your room? I run into Drowzee nonstop.
>evolution is the best way to level
please tell me this scales with the amount of candies you spend
>>27108692
Holy fuckin' shit. Should've buried that Dragonite in berries!
>>27108772
None, ever.
>>27108767
Cool, looking forward to it. I think that survey indicated a fuckton of Grass types at golf courses, and a much lower (but still significantly higher than average) chance of Dragon types.
>>27108772
Pidgey and it's evolutions.
>>27108772
No mons ever come to my room.
>>27108759
South Australia
>>27108772
Weedle. There were three Weedle in my house at one point.
>>27108772
I've never had a pokemon in my room...
>>27108663
omg tell me MORE PLEASE
>>27108772
none, ever ever
>live in bumfuck nowhere
>finally get in the game
>go to settings to turn off sound
>accidentally log out
>can't log back in
About the dumbest thing I've done today
>>27108780
No, so just evolve shitmons that take 12 to evolve.
>>27108772
Clefairy
>tfw ekans only spawn in australia
ree
>>27108772
Zubat
>>27108822
I got an Arboc in Colorado.
Pidgey, Ratatta, Weedle and sometimes Eevees
>>27108792
Ahhh, okay that's a little too far for my bank account.
>>27108822
is this a shitty attempt at a joke? I have 2
>Pokemon couldnt transfer due to an unknown error
HOW
YOU REMOVE THE POKEMON FROM THE BANK AND GIVE THE PLAYER A CANDY. HOW MANY ERRORS CAN HAPPEN IN SUCH A SIMPLE SITUATION
Moltres:???
Zapdos:Fukushima nuclear plant
Articuno:Antarctic
i really hope legendary pokemons appear specific spot.
Gaius Marius was a plebian...
Just captured a charmander as my first pokemon! Yay! But I live in suburbia, not a lot of stuff nearby. Gonna go for a walk soon to catch some pokemanz. An exeggcutte (mouthful) was spotted nearby a couple hours ago. Hopefully it'll still be there.
Can someone explain how to add pokestops? Can I do that from the app or must I go into google maps?
>>27107486
Senpai that's nothing.
Just caught an articuno on mt rushmore
>>27108807
nigga i only got drowsees in this fucking area I have yet to see a single goddamn pidget
>>27108874
>Can someone explain how to add pokestops
Get a time machine and play Ingress
>>27108879
nuh uh
HOW DO YOU CHEAT ON POKEMON GO IOS WITHOUT JAILBREAKING YOUR IPHONE BUT USING YOUR COMPUTER??????????
>>27108873
Would not be fair
>>27107868
try being literally bald and having a shaved head
I had to apply humectant cream on my noggin because of sunburn
>>27108552
But I want to go on bike adventures now!It'll take months for me to even build enough stamina to really work out, I guess I'll just walk for now. But really, fuck hills.
saw a bunch of people near a lure today, couldn't work up the courage to sit down next to them. fuck me.
i guess i'll hang around that area from now on, try it next time.
>>27108898
Don't
>>27108898
Dont cheat REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27108925
>tfw met someone and we hunted down a rhydon (right before the fucking server shat itself)
>>27108925
Just go up to them and say "a-anyone of you also like.. pokemon haha, goodra is my waifu"
>>27108802
You use xcode to make an app that can change your GPS, need to have the iphone plugged into the mac for it to work
wut
>dat feel when someone just put a lure at the pokestop I was just at 2 minutes ago
>dat feel when it was a seemingly empty jehovahs witness building
I bet they were watching me from inside and if I go back they will try to push their shit on me.
>>27108392
What? What are you on about you madman?
>>27108952
maybe he skipped every pokemon that isnt in the char line?
>>27108925
You'll get there bro. This game is gonna make us all alphas
>>27108952
probably an egg
Guyse I never really played pokemon, can you name this pokemon? The two headed horse one - and is it worth leaving my basement to find it?
>>27108978
bait
>>27108978
>>27108978
fuck off
but you're going to get spoonfed anyway
>>27108978
>2 headed horse
nigga wat
thats a ponyta
>>27108978
Agumon
IS THERE AN EASIER WAY TO CHEAT ON IOS WITHOUT JAILBREAKING??
>>27108898
If you cheat you'll get your account banned. Not worth.
>>27109013
Stop cheating you fuck
>>27108978
That's Equdos, a very rare generation VIII Pokemon, absolutely catch it. You'll have one hell of a Quadstang once it evolves.
How does this look so far? What should I add or change? Doing laundry before I go hunting so I got time.
>>27108623
I'm kinda close but this thing keeps crashing.
>>27109013
Gunn' get banned.
>>27107822
Absolutely, fuck the haters. Everyone I know in my area does this and has no problem with it. I go out at like 2 or 3am hop in my whip throw on the AC light a smoke and start hunting. There are little pockets of town I haven't checked out yet and cars help expedite that. I caught a Magnemite, Machop, and Voltorb last night.
>>27109035
hard as fuck to read, didn't read a single word because it hurt my eyes
UK is Dead!
Been trying to log on for 5 hours straight. Niantic have finally caught on and banned UK IP's haven't they? the madmen.
How does Nintendo even make money from Pokemon Go?
>>27108978
That's a Ponyta. Its basically a pony on fire. It evolves into a horse on fire. Get it, its pretty awesome.
would you fucks stop spoonfeeding every newfag? if they can't even name a fucking gen 1 pokemon they don't belong here
>>27109059
Wouldn't they make money from the microtransactions?
>>27109052
It's half as small as it's supposed to be to make it post-friendly here.
>>27109059
>How does Nintendo even make money from Pokemon Go?
Coins. People are buying them.
>>27109059
the microtransactions? people are buying them.
>>27109053
No I'm in after trying maybe 15 times
It's just overloading and luck
Holy fuck how rare are Pikachus? I just caught one today after some group of kids downtown had a fucking spergfit over it
We've made a discord chat for general pokemon related discussion, GO included of course. There's rooms for battling and trading, art, the anime fans, etc.
You don't need to register anything to just pop in and look
https://discord.gg/WtdvZ2d
CBS makes some high quality 3D Pokemon models
>>27109101
HAHAHAHA Is this real????? Please give me a link if this is in a video
Can you find anything else besides pokeballs at location beacons?
>>27109098
Pikachu was one of the first Pokemon I caught. I haven't seen another in the wild since, though.
>>27109122
Yes
>>27109122
Not until you're level 5.
>>27109122
everything but a few select items. the types of items you get depends on your level
>>27109130
>>27109135
Thanks m80s
>>27109121
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/pokemon-go-craze-catching-the-country/
Around 1:00 mark. It just aired
>>27109101
HAHAHAHAH Oh god.
They basically gave their 3D modeller a 2 hours notice to make that shit didn't they haha.
>>27109164
lold
>>27108772
rattatas and weedles
>>27109101
>that Pikachu
>>27109164
>charmander spinning
wtf
>>27109164
pokelures are now called beacons apparently
>capture a gym
>ten bluefaggots crawl out of the bushes and steal it
Do I just need to have 30 dudes with me or what? How long do I have to hold shit to receive some type of benefit? What's the deal?
>>27109249
The only real thing you get is 10 coins and 500 stardust per pokemon in gym by tapping the shield in the top right in the shop. You can do that once per day.
>>27109281
Wow. I don't give a shit.
>>27109249
You're facing three options:
1. - Get a few buddies and beef up the gym as soon as you capture it.
2. - Capture it by night, Mystics fear to thread the dark
3. - Get a baseball bat and defend the gym alongside your Pokemon
>>27109296
Well, it's the only way to get coins without paying and you might need those extra storage increments sooner or later.
>Servers down for hours
I thought Niantic was improving and adding more servers, why is peak hour lasting longer now?
>type in "red team" "blue team" or "yellow team" (alternatively "gold team") on twitters search engine for tweets
>tons of normal fags talking about Pokemon, fighting over lost mons and turf wars, and a whole lot of hype
Pokemania is back. And the users are about to surpass Twitter users tomorrow. Jesus H Christ
>See 302CP growlithe from incense
>Catch it
>Ball freezes
>Restart game
>No catch
FUCK
>>27107325
South Africa has Pokemon Go, unless i can access the game because my phone is australian
>>27109335
I ran into a girl that thought Mystic was purple team. Must be color blind or some shit.
>"I am the storm, my lord. The first storm, and the last"
>>27109339
The game is playable in every country that supports it.
It's just not 'Officially' released.
Want a Dragonite? Come to Colombia :o)
>>27109336
If it makes you feel any better I think that the only reason you seen it was because of the glitch anyways. Everytime that happens to me it's always with some awesome Pokemon that I've never seen otherwise.
>>27107530
more cp limit
>>27109373
No, i mean i downloaded it from the play store. I think that's official enough.
>tfw going to both NYC and Tokyo in the next 6 months
I'm gonna be the Pokemon god
>>27109408
What about people that are there for the 6 months before you get there?
Surely they'll trump you.
>>27109408
don't waste your trip to tokyo catching virtual monsters, unless you go there on a regular basis.
you'll regret it.
is someone going to make a new thread?
>>27109083
color clash, not font size, make the text black to stand out against the blue
>>27109430
Pssh, while all the plebs go to the touristy shrines, I'll be catching mewtwo
>>27109443
It's far from P10, give it a while.
>>27108726
I live in a neighborhood surrounded by a golf course and haven't seen any dratini in thr neighborhood.
I did find one by the mall a few miles from me though
>>27109459
>yfw I have 2 mewtwos, they spawn down the road at 4 am
>>27109474
I found one in the best buy restroom, and there's no golf course anywhere near.
Has anyone got any mudkips yet?
>>27109509
they've only got gen one pokemon, baiter
>>27109509
I don't know if that's meant to be a joke or you're just misinformed, but it's gen 1 only right now.
>>27107777
>Implying quads go unnoticed
gotchu senpai
Also
>Driving home from work
>Magmar pops up
>HOLYSHITOMGWTFBBQ
>Pull over to catch it
>Run out of Pokeballs
>FUCK
>Run to the Pokestop that's a mile away
>Come back
>Still there
>Game freezes
>Reload
>Magmar is gone
>my face
Post jams you listen to while hunting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD2b0Xx7wPA
>>27109379
What glitch? But yeah it sucks.
>mom doesn't give a shit about pokemon
>but she works for Penn State's PBS channel
>calls me up asking how the robberies/muggings she saw in the news could bring people to a spot
>they're now planning to fill the area of "Arts Fest" they're doing this week with Pokemon Lures and promote it
This shit is stupidly multipurpose. Exercise, advertising, socializing, education, everything.
>>27109602
You forgot about it being good at finding dead bodies.
>>27109401
That's because you have an Australian account so you have an Australian store.
>>27109564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBBKZ3hQWpU
Has anybody else been having trouble with cellular data? When I'm on WiFi, everything is great. But over data, things shit the bed. And it's only GO that does that.
>>27107505
>>27107505
Yellow runs my town. Instinct ftw
>>27109675
Damn that's a tight spot yo
>>27109692
"shits the bed" as in?
also anyone else having the server completely fucked? it's been like this for 3 hours already
>waking in my neighborhood at dusk
>fucking Poliwhirl is near by
>walking around for ten minutes
>little nigga is in the top three but still three steps away
>wold Oddish pops up
>decide to catch it
>game freezes when it gets in the ball
>restart app
>Poliwhirl's gone and I didn't get the Oddish
At least I got an Aerodactyl from an egg
>Do a curve shot perfectly into the middle of the circle
>The circle was at full size and only worth a "Nice"
Every fucking time.
>use incense
>use lucky egg
>game freezes
>"our servers are down"
>>27109788
You get better score the smaller the circle.
You gotta be a little autistic to not gess that one.
>>27107447
There's a medal called "Kanto" which suggests what we have isn't everything. I would screenshot but the servers are down.
so if my only goal is to complete the pokedex, am i better off just biking around my park endlessly hatching eggs, occasionally stopping at pokestops to refuel when they all hatch?
>>27108873
A volcano in hawaii
Is there any risk of being banned?
A few friends of mine say they got their device banned for using the app outside of the US. I'm in canada and I don't want to wait
>>27109692
>>27109786
when you're on data, the server seems to fuck up a lot more
But in general, their servers fuck up constantly.
I don't think Niantic expected this size of player base.
I have not been able to leave my house much to explore but every chance I do the servers are down for most of the time.
I have still been able to catch an Abra, Horsea, Electrabuzz and Venomoth from my house so no real complaints.
>>27109905
no shit, they expected something close to Ingress in terms of playerbase
meanwhile Nintendo stocks have gone up 25% because of this
Anyone else invest in nintendo stock before launch and are now rich?
>>27109904
There's risk if you spoof your location, especially if you're careless while doing it. I doubt they'd be dumb enough to shoot themselves in the leg by banning devices outside of release countries.
>>27108873
To reiterate for the millionth fucking time
Legends will be event held. In the distant future, they might hold random spottings at extreme places and will have their own roaming patterns.
>>27108901
That's the point
>>27109920
>rich
>29% increase
Anon, it's a certain profit, but you'd have to had invested some big money into Nintendo if you're now "rich" from a 29% increase.
>>27109932
Will it simply not let me use the app if I connect from Canada? Or do I also have to use a VPN?
>>27107467
Can I make you my wife?
NEW THREAD. MIGRATE.
NEW THREAD. MIGRATE.
NEW THREAD. MIGRATE.
>>27109968
>>27109968
>>27109968
>>27109947
Neither I believe. I'm from Yurop and the Australian apk that got posted day one works just fine.
I fixed it.
I'm a fixer.
>>27109975
>new thread
>bump limit is over 700
lol
>>27110387
You do realize we're not on /vg/, right?
>>27110458
Go check what page this thread is currently on. The bump limit is 300.
>>27110606
>>27108636
Harden up and get bike shorts.