>Xerneas is pronounced Zerneas, not Kserneas >Yveltal is

>>26957040
Why don't you become an influential professor and fix the global language once and for all instead?

>>26957032
>>>/lit/
>>>>/b/
>>>>>>/out/

>>26957032
Why don't you tell us more buddy?

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>>26957032
What the hell is going on in this image??

>>26957141
I dont know but it affecting me.

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>>26957032
>Ghoti is pronounced "fish"

>>26957061
>>>/pol/

>>26957199
>>26957092
>>26957040
This is an issue for /vp/

>>26957141
Gardevoir is trying to kiss

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>>26957255
pokemon are not for kissing

>>26957032
Togedemaru will probably end up being too difficult for kids to say and remember, like a majority of the English language's bullshit rules. The pika clone shit seems marketed specifically for kids.

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>>26957141
Gardevoir wants some loving, but isn't getting it, and is too forceful.

Not to mention is overly jealous and way too interested.

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>>26957309
Looks like Brendan knows that

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>>26957329
That's what a spray bottle is for.

>>26957032

>zed

Kill yourself, britfag.

I fucking hate Americans, they and their delicate tongue that cannot pronounce anything ruined Pokémon

>>26957383
Not a Britfag, and everyone calls this letter Zed or Zet

>>26957032
What the fuck does English have to do with the X and Y Legendaries when they're pronounced with a fucking French accent, you dumb cunt? Its not Ecks-er-niece and Why-veltal, you daft twat.

>>26957407
What French accent, what are you talking about? Are you Canadian?

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>>26957032
>Humans used to Marry pokemon theory is true
>Gardevoir forces Ruby to help her make eggs

>>26957032
>that pic
How would you get out of a situation like this?

>>26957032
>zed

>>26957622
>people unironically call the Latin letter "Z" "zee"

>>26957611
Spray bottle her, she needs to learn that her reproductive cycle does not entitle her to my jimmies.

>>26957032
It should be MaGAnium given how it's based one a meGAfauna. Zee and Zed are entirely based on which side of the border you're on, Americans say zee, Canadians say zed. Anyways are the pronunciations of the legendaries not that? I got the fact that it was EE-veltal off the bat, who the fuck pronounces it WHY-veltal?

>>26957701
>are entirely based on which side of the border you're on, Americans say zee, Canadians say zed
On neither. Americans say zee, Brits say zed, Canadians say zed, Aussies - depends on a person, the entire rest of the world calls it Zet, Zeta or Zed.
>who the fuck pronounces it WHY-veltal?
No one, that's even more retarded than pronouncing it with "i"

>>26957611
You don't.

>>26957683
>not calling it "zee"
Barring double-yuu, that follows the same pronounciation as literally every other letter. Why would it be different for that one letter?

Shit, "W" should be "wee" or "wuh" or "uw" or something to match as well. Fuck the alphabet song, it did this.

>>26957329
That's disgusting. He's practically her dad.

>>26957611
I'd just go limp and let her ravage me.

>>26957792
>implying you wouldn't breed with your dad/daughter

>>26957771
well originally "W" was pronounced "waw"

>>26957806
waw lad

>>26957032
It's not the language at fault, but your attention span in school.

>>26957141
She's trying to kiss him, but he ain't havin' it. I like to think she's licking his hand in retaliation.

>>26957611
RETURN!

>>26957813
What?

>>26957806
That's better, but still not perfect. We don't say "beeb" or "jayj" or "kayk" or etc.

Maybe we should though. For the consonants, that highlights how each letter usually sounds at the beginnings and ends of words. Might be better for little kids, get some better pronounciation training in there.

>>26957611
Use my psychic powers to overpower my trainer and kiss him

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Miss Joy, I need to see about getting a Pokemon spayed
>That's unusual, why are you asking? Is it like a Nidoqueen who's rampaging while in hea-
It's my Gardevoir.
>... You must be kidding me, Gardevoir are famous for being very protective and ki-
She raped me. She's been trying to rape me since she evolved and finaly succeeded last night.
>oh... I'll prep the OR

Giratina (Gear-ruh-tee-nuh) should've been pronounced (Juh-rat-tin-uh) which sounds like "purachina," which is the Japanese pronunciation of the English/Latin "platina" and "platinum."

>>26957910
Why do Anglos use "uh" to write simple "a"?

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>>26957885
no! breed the Gardevoir! with love!

then put the in pokeballs and use your horrible crossbreed children and the happy mother as your 6 to beat the elite 4.

>>26957910
Giratina is literally the easiest Pokemon name to pronounce
It's literally Gi - Ra - Ti - Na
Not Gear, not Ruh, not Tee, not Nuh

>>26957032
Yveltal's rightful pronounciation is evil-tal

Y = ee
Vel = vul or vayl

>>26957996
Well, if it's Yveltal, then why not pronounce it with y and not i (what you're trying to spell with two "e"s)?

>>26957948
There are so many sounds ascribed to vowels without accent marks to show how they're supposed to be pronounced in English. Kinda ridiculous, but the rules often involve pronouncing the vowels based on what consonants they follow or something. "Jear-rat-tee-nuh" makes more sense when broken down phonetically than "Juh-rat-tin-a" would, since in this case the "a" could be pronounced "ah," which sounds too foreign for most Anglos, 'speshully murcans.

I just pronounce it Magnum.
I named mine FortyFour

>>26957985
(Same anon here.)
Exactly.

>>26957910
>Gear-ruh-tee-nuh

What is it with Anglos refusing to pronunce the A sound correctly?

>>26958030
But both Americans and Brits pronounce Giratina literally as Gi-ra-ti-na anyway. Why write "uh" instead of "a", it's counterintuitive as fuck

>>26957032
>ghoti
That isn't how English works, but it's no surprise that some people are too stupid to grasp the actual rules of the language and cling to memes instead.

>>26957985
>not Tee

Well, Anglos have the dumb habit of pronouncing "i" as "eye", so you have to write "ee" when you want to express it's an international "i" like in Giratina

>>26957032
>Op is pronounced OH-PEE, not FAGGOT

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>>26957983
>I approve of rape

>>26958058
The ghoti example shows that Anglos can't write for shit

>>26958062
So when I write "Giratina" with "i"s, do Anglos pronounce it Geyerateyena"? I don't think so...

>QUEUE
>pronounced "kiu"
I know this one is more to the French than the Anglos, but still...

>>26958077
when its gardevior that cute who would say no

>>26957910
>>26957985
>>26958051
Btw, G is pronounced J when followed by I or E in most languages
Not sure why gay ass English language do not apply this rule (well, even worse, they apply it to their very numerous French and Latin loadwords, so it seems very random for someone who doesn't know about words origon)

>>26958110
French don't pronounce it "kiu" but "kuh" (because "qu" = k and "eu" = uh)
Just like for every French word in English, the pronounciation degenerated

>>26957398
How

>americlaps can't pronounce ZED-gard-eh

>>26958120
>Btw, G is pronounced J when followed by I or E in most languages
It's pronounced differently than "g", but not necessarily as an "j" sound like in "juice"

Giratina is pretty simple to remember and pronounce though

>>26958163
Ziggard.

>>26957996
>Y = ee
i dont have the image of that weird cartoon dinosaur guy, but yeah you know what i mean

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>>26958163
>ameriburgers pronounce Zygarde as "ZEEgarde" instead of "ZEDgarde"
>ameriburgers watch Dragon Ball fucking ZEE
>with their shoes on
>while getting shot

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>>26958192
kek I bet they don't have hang their MeGAYnium carpets on their walls

>>26957948
"Uh" is the sound that the "a" makes in this instance. Used to show in plain terms that it's something in phonetics called a "schwa." Words like "condition" and "ton" both contain schwas where the o's are pronounced "uh."

>>26958110
It's a Q sound, all the other letters are still waiting in line.

Haha. English is fun.

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>>26958216
English is FUN!

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>>26958192
>>26958214
Post yfw Americans call portable transceivers "walkie-talkies"

>>26958192
>Euros watch Dragonball GT
>and like it

>>26957813
>I refuse to believe that language evolves and is relative for every person

>>26957032
It makes me sad knowing this pic will never happen to me. I really wish I had a Gardevoir who was madly in love me and wanted my cock.

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>>26957032
>>26957329
Delet this, I don't want to become a Gardefag

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>>26958567
>>26958556
>You'll never experience any levels of wanted intimacy with another biological being.

>>26958192
Why not pronounce it as ZIEgarde?

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>>26958714

>>26957032
This is impossible, a Gardevoir could throw a grown man in the air without much effort.

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>>26957032
What's the matter, salty that your shithole of a country's language isn't the lingua franca of the world? Stay mad, faggot.

>>26958714
That's so cute.

>>26957032
It's Ye-VEL-tall, numbnuts

Source: M18 dub and a talking pokedex toy

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>>26957329

>>26957329
There should be laws against this.

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>>26957032
>>Yveltal is pronounced Iveltal, not Yveltal

>>26957689
literally gay

>Xerneas is pronounced Zerneas, not Kserneas
>Yveltal is pronounced Iveltal, not Yveltal
>MeGAYnium instead of MeGAnium
>english speakers
These are names from a Japanese gaming company, which are the same in Japanese as they are in English.

I wish we could ban retarded foreigners from the internet too.

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>>26961783
Get off the internet Gardevoir.

>>26957611
I wouldn't.

>>26959159
>Ye

Haha holy shit
How retardedly American can one be?
Y before a consonant is pronuced I (like in "it", not like in "isolation")

>>26961822
He's not mocking the names but the way Americans mispronounce them

>>26963188
I don't say them any of the ways you say Americans do and I'm American.

>>26963158
Blame TPCI. That's exactly how they say it in all the official things

>>26957032
>ITT retards who can't read Japanese argue about pronunciation
>BONUS retards who don't know how linguistics work

>>26957032
>>26957329
s-source?

>>26957910
>Giratina's name is based on Purachina, the Japanese pronunciation of Platinum
>Should be Jiratina instead to be closer to the "ch" sound
No you idiot, it would be Girachina. That naming convention is why Palkia, name based on Pearl, is not instead Pearlkia. The names were romanized that way for a reason because the alternatives are retarded.

>>26961598
He's retarded. He's saying you say it as "ee-veltal" instead of "why-veltal".

>>26966688
He's correct, though. If you haven't noticed, it's a pun on "evil" and pronounced the same way. Since it's Dark.

>>26966877
I know he's right. But he's a retard because of how he explained it.

>>26957738
Canada depends on the person too. Most people I know and myself say zee.

>>26965052
>read Japanese
The names are localized, you doublefaggot.

>>26957611
>get out
Daily Reminder any psychic type can rape you by mind controlling you.

>>26957032
It can't be helped since English is the bastard child of the degenerate Germans' languages.

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I spent years thinking this guy was called Ray-kyoo and not Ry-ko.

An American's response:
>Xerneas is pronounced Zerneas, not Kserneas
Do you pronounce xylophone ksylophone? If you do, that's dumb.
>Yveltal is pronounced Iveltal, not Yveltal
Everyone I know (including myself) pronounces it yee-vell-tall. It's based on norse mythos so I figure it's the same as Ysmir or Ysgramor.
>MeGAYnium instead of MeGAnium
Ya got me there
>X - eks, Y - why, Z - zee (instead of zed)
Cultural differences, oh well. It's like how we pronounce H "aych" but most other english speaking nations say "haych."
>Togedamaru is too difficult to say, but shit like "thorough" isn't difficult
Toe-gay-day-mah-roo, except not in a midwestern white accent. Americans usually have trouble with spelling thorough but can pronounce it fine.

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>>26968618

>>26957141
It's trying to draining kiss him. She's clearly a vampire.

>>26957032
Hello Hans

Only in your backwards-ass-country.

>>26968653
>Everyone I know (including myself) pronounces it yee-vell-tall. It's based on norse mythos so I figure it's the same as Ysmir or Ysgramor.
This is correct

>>26958214
What ??

He got Sceptile, Greninja and Gardevoir and he lose the battle ... what a noob !

>>26970493
>Greninja
That's a Sharpedo.