Female Pokémon thread

You know pokemon aren't sexually dimorphic, right?

You could literally post any fanart in this thread and tell yourself it's female

shit thread, sage

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>>26943882
>Meowstic
Any small diference counts as sexual dimorphism, you uncultured swine

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>>26943882
Maybe you should get into Pokémon, there are beautiful and subtle differences

>>26943923
One pokemon, one out of 700+ is meaningfully different between sexes.

>>26943944
A small catch in the tail or an extra fucking stripe isn't a huge difference, they are still exactly the same

>>26943988
You could say the same about many, many species of animals, and there are many cases of significant sexual dimorphism in pokemon: vespiqueen, jellicent, etc

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did somebody say meowstic

>>26943966
Really though is Garchomp the only female dragon?

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>>26944065
>>26944073
>>26944084
>humans are pokémon
I hope that goes more places

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>>26944068

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>breaking the rules when you see people skirting the rules
How funny.

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>>26944101
Hnnng

>>26943860
Thicc

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>>26943820

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>>26944138
Gross she's all human and shit!

>>26944138
Aren't female feathers even shorter than that?

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>it's female because dress
Works for me

>>26944165
It's a trap

>>26944163
that one too, the abdomen doesn't reach below the knees

>>26944165
Nah that looks like the right length for the females.

>>26944123
this looks cropped as fuck

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>>26944174
Okay smart guy how about this one
>>26944176
If Pokkén fighter is male, they are only slightly longer?

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Could you handle a new sexy bug in Alola?

>>26944252
We do need a beer maid pokemon

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>>26944260

>>26944277
>keeping beers cold in her claws
Brilliant

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I'd cuddle a Weavile on a hot summer day, just to cool off.

>>26944192
an expert pokemon anthropologist can see that one is a latias since it's smiling and latios doesn't smile because it's too edgy so that one is a latias and therefore female

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>>26943820

>>26944181
That's because it is, Anon.

>>26944330
It is smiling wow
>>26944337
Nice

>>26944348
Noo too cut

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>>26943820
> Extending from its snout are two mustache-like tufts of fur, with males having longer mustaches than females.
I just found out about that a couple days ago and this has been my favorite 'mon for years.

>>26944386
Do you feel weird now?

>>26944386
I wonder if there are differences even in the megas

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Mah waifu

>>26944386
Same with gyarados and magikarp

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>>26943988

>>26944408
Nope. I noticed this right away. All gender differences become null and void for the Megas. I raised a femmy saur just for this purpose.

>>26944434
Those two are different species you fucking retard

you should kill yourself

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>>26944449
>Nidoran F and M are different species
Leave this board and never return

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big ladies should clash

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>>26944449

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Would she be a bat lady, or a scorpion lady?

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>>26943988
Have you realized you're an angry and ignorant turd yet?

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>>26944486
Both.

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>>26944501
It's pokémon man, come on

>>26944123
Sauce?

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>>26943988

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>>26944499
Do I keep going or are you BTFO?

>>26944564
Want to hug that bird, right in the legs

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>Slowpoke with a gaudy ribbon wrapped around her tail
>Slowking with a fancy dress instead of a collar
Any ideas what a female Slowbro would wear?

>>26944401
A bit.

>>26944433
Apparently male Magikarp has yellow whiskers and female Magikarp has white, while male Gyarados has blue whiskers and female Gyarados has white.

>>26944590
> Slowking, not Slowqueen
> Slowbro and not Slowsis

>>26944590
A pretty shell thing, eyelashes

>>26944613
Yeah yeah
I tend to give them the nickname Queenie or Duchess so it doesn't really bother me to call them slowking or slowbro

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We need more Pokemon in cute dresses.

>>26944535
it's in the filename, if you do not know what to do with it you are not worthy

>>26944677
Yeah, like a pearlescent conch shell.

>>26944679
I do the same. Thank you for helping me feel less autistic about it.

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What's going on here?
All I wanted was cute pop star Pikachu fan art.

>>26944727
That Belle needs rescuing

>>26944716
I mean eyelashes on the shell, pearlescent is cool

>>26944771

>3DPD

Get out of here faggot. We only fap to feral pokeporn here.

>>26944784

Mods get this summer normie out of here.

yet another objectively stellar thread from our favorite sub /vp/
prove me wong

>>26944824
Is today your first day seeing titties, anon?

I have one question: what do you think you're doing?

>>26944337
>tfw first read that filename as imagine.jpg

>>26944727
Lewd

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She is cute, right?

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Its amazing how you think you're actually doing anything

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>>26944842
What do you mean? Are you saying Pikachu's chubby cheeks didn't shape your sexuality?

>>26944946
Would snug

>>26944771
>>26944784
>>26944793
>>26944800
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>>26944824
Who's that pokemon?

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She's a big cutie

>>26944946
We got ourselves our gen VII bugwaifu already, how delightful

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>>26944975
Just a bunch of mankeys

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>>26945012
Wow that's really cute

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>>26945027
>>26945030
With taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you, Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?

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>>26945034
Wow you want to have a discussion?

>>26945012
Whats the sense in this? Whats a hamburger biscuit? Do they heal hp? Increase stats?

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>>26944727

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>>26944771
That's a nice pose right there

>>26944682
I didn't see it, thanks
>If you don't know what to do with it, you're not worthy
Calm down you contemptuous fedora tipper, it's furfag porn, there's nothing "worthy" there.

>>26944946
She's be cuter if she was a coconut crab though

>>26945104
spoonfeeding is largely against the spirit of this site no matter what content it is

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>>26945042
https://youtu.be/CB-TWSbTfts

>>26945129
The "spirit" of this site? Pfffft. You're funny anon.

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>>26945100
So sassy

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>>26945129
But that has nothing to do with what I said Anon. I just found if funny that someone could deem the ability to search furfag porn "worthy". This is the lowest of the low, I'm aware of it and fap to it regardless, but calling it "worthy" is incredibly silly and sounds very pretentious desu

>>26945163
I know right? I remember my first time playing Y and just falling in love with her. She's got such a great look.

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>>26945144
you not being aware of this fact does not make it less true

>>26945186
Do you have autism?

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>>26945186
Meowstic is probably my favorite gen 6 pokemon, and top 10 overall.

>>26945201
Nope, got some anxiety and depression issues though, why?

>>26945193
It's just sorta silly to take this site so seriously dude. I'm aware of it, doesn't make it less ridiculous.

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>>26945179
It has everything to do with what you said. People who don't know how to even attempt to look up the source of something, nevertheless something with a massive clue like a filename or a signature, don't deserve to see it. Doesn't matter if it's normalfag 3DPD, a chinese cartoon, a youtube video or sonic diaper hyperscat cheesegrater vore.

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>>26944640

>>26945234
>huge hint
>random numbers

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>>26945236
Shiet, really hard find cute Heliolisk art...

>>26945234
>It has everything to do with what you said
But it doesn't, I was just stating that I found funny how that Anon seemed unaware that this is nothing to be proud of. I didn't say anything about looking up shit in my original post
>massive clue
>random numbers
I agree with you, but come on

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>>26945275

>>26945206
I want to cuck a male Meowstic with his female

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>>26945290

>>26945236
Dat rump, I'm sorry

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>>26945308
>Anthro
This is why these kinds of threads are shit. At some point, some random ass faggot will shitpost with disgusting anthro "art". Take that shit to /trash/

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>>26945245
>>26945286
>random numbers
Come on, if you've been doing this for more than a month you should be able to tell generic filenames apart from pixiv image ids, deviant art submissions, md5 hashes etc., not to mention how easy it is to look up things by tags thanks to the prevalence of booru-based sites.

Possessing the ability to use this wide arrays of tools to your advantage instead of littering threads with "sauce?!?!" is something you should, if not proud, at least be content with.

Either way, I'm done sperging out, at least for now.

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>>26945456
fuck off janitor

>>26945456
>>>/b/

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I just don't want to talk about shit before it is out

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Why is she so perfect?

>>26945525
>not reading your own image
Retard

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>>26945537
She is a plane

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>>26943820

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>>26945631
Female lucario is so rare and precious

>>26944727
EI!

>>26945673
Unknown!

>>26945650
>So rare
It's a Joke right? Have more Female Lucario (Nsfw and nsw) art that others 700 Pokémon...

>>26945724
What?
Cresselia is 100% female.

>>26945608
She's best plane.

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>tfw she will never be real

>>26945759
I think he was talking about the 8:1 gender ratio

>>26945794
Oh my god! I never got one

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>>26945650
>tfw no lucario gf

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>>26945890
>didn't crop the double hand meekrob

>>26946401
>he hasn't caught them all
Mods

>>26944277
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>>26945397
I've been looking for weeks for the image of a Zubat in a maid outfit. Anybody has it?

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>>26946419
That feel stings anon
>>26946500
GO is going to shut the board down
BW just sucks so bad

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>>26946575
I think I saw it too
>>26946577
Girl on girl Pokémon is ultimate taboo

>>26946596
Thanks anon. I can RIP in peace now.

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>>26946653
Really that was it? I had just googled that
there have been some good zubats lately

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Rough Skin waifus got it hard

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<-- this is a shirt too,
http://sharkrobot.com/products/strong-independent-pokemon

>>26945387
>99% picture posted here
>"art"

>>26945456

kys

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>>26947186
Would blow down with

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>>26948680
Would you eat food cook by pokemon
What would you cook for pokemon

>>26948767
I dunno, maybe seafood linguine.

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>>26948767
I want to bake a cake with my pokemon!

>>26943988
You do realize that gen iv introduced sexual dimorphism for over a hundred Pokemon? I really don't think you do.

>>26948980
The vast majority of which don't even matter anymore, or at least not according to PSMD

>>26949101
>The vast majority of which don't even matter anymore, or at least not according to PSMD
>or at least not according to PSMD
>PSMD

I wasn't aware that side games trumped main games on the issue of canon.

>>26949210
I wasn't aware the main games trumped anything either. No one else seems to follow it.

>>26949251
Besides...I'm pretty sure that the minute differences were retconned out of the main games, too, unless it can be made more clear stuff like Pachirisu's stripe is still there.

>>26949270
...apparently, it is. I need to do more research.

>>26944056
HIPS
I
P
S

Apparently, there is a giant controversy over whether or not Torchic has a gender difference. Apparently, one of it's sprites has a pixel on it's butt, like a butthole. Some seem to think this is absent on it's female sprite. I cannot seem to confirm this, and the only back view of Torchic's model I found doesn't seem to have it.

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>>26944056
>>26944123
>>26944252
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>>26945042
>>26947840

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>>26945042

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>>26945650
>not Lucaria

>>26950573
>>26950590
These are actually pretty adorable

>>26943988
You're fucking retarded anon holy shit.

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>>26956438
Only real waifus ahead

>>26950590
Moar?

>>26950590
KhanghasKhan is best mom.

>>26948913
Tropius!